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¶¶
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¶ Look at that sun Look at that sky
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¶ Look at my sweater vest I look so fly
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¶ Look at that mailbox Look at that tree
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¶ It's about as beautiful as it can be
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¶ Whoa
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¶ Today is gonna be exceptional
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¶ Never boring even for a minute
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¶ It's my world and we're all livin' in it
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¶ Whoa
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¶ Whoa
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¶ Never boring even for a minute
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¶ It's my world and we're all livin' in it ¶
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PRINCIPAL MILDER:
Okay, kids, settle down.
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Now as you all know,
our school will be hosting
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an extreme
middle school challenge
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for everyone's
favorite cooking show,
Cake 'Splosion.
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(HIGH-PITCHED SCREAMING)
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I really like
that show,
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and I thought
that everyone
would yell.
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So please, welcome
the star of Cake 'Splosion,
Basil Bravo.
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(APPLAUSE)
Hello, Jefferson G. County
Middle School.
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(SCREAMING)
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Yep, she really
likes that show.
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Today, I, Basil Bravo,
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will be choosing
two lucky Baking Bambinos...
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AMANDA:
Hello! Me! Por favor!
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...for the greatest "extreme"
cake baking show...
Me! Pick me!
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...in the world.
Me! Por favor! Elijame!
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So, if your heart
goes pitter-patter...
Choose me.
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...for frosting and batter...
Oh, oh, oh!
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My heart patters for batter,
Mr. Bravo! Hello! Oh! Me!
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BASIL: ...to be a contestant
on Cake 'Splosion!
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Don't worry. Helmet.
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(SCREAMING)
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(SCREAMS)
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Hi, Amanda.
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Wow! Spectacular!
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And Basil Bravo
loves spectacular.
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What's your name, kid?
Milo Murph...
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You're in, Milo Murph.
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Uh, actually it's...
No time for your
life story, Murph.
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This is television.
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Now, I need to find you
the perfect
pastry partner.
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Who among
your classmates...
Ah! Oh, oh, oh...
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...will make the
perfect partner for you?
Mr. Bravo.
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A lot of kids look
like they know how to bake.
Oh! Me! Me!
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Excuse me, Mr. Bravo.
You should pick
Amanda Lopez.
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She loves you
and your show.
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She does!
Those are my two
favorite things.
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Si! Yes! Hola!
Hi, Mr. Bravo.
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My name is Amanda Lopez
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and it's been my dream
to be on Cake 'Splosion
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for almost two-thirds
of my entire life.
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And before that
I was an infant
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and had no knowledge
of your show,
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but I've baked
something for you.
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Did you know you were
meeting me today?
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I did not.
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So how long
has that cupcake
been in your purse?
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Oh, I bake a new one
every morning.
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Just in case.
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It's gorgeous!
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What did you say
your name was again?
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My name is Amanda Lop...
That's fantastic, Ms. Lop.
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But my name is...
Then it's settled.
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You and Milo Murph
will be partners
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on tomorrow's
Cake 'Splosion.
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(CHOMPING) Mmm.
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(IN DEEP VOICE) Moist.
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(IN NORMAL VOICE)
If you can do that
on a slightly larger scale,
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this will make
spectacular TV!
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You guys are gonna
be on television.
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We've never known
anyone famous before.
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Uh, Milo knows
Tobias Trollhammer.
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Yeah, and Zack
was regionally famous.
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Yeah, what am I,
Chop Chop
Chopped Liver?
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Yeah, good one.
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High-five?
Fist bump?
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High-five?
Fist bump?
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High-five?
Fist bump?
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Fist bump?
High-five?
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High-five? Never mind.
Fist bump?
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This is gonna be
great television.
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You and Milo
on the same team.
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Me and Milo
on the same team!
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MILO: Isn't this great?
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You're gonna be
on your favorite show.
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Yes, I am very happy.
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What's wrong?
I'm just worried
about, you know...
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Oh, you mean, Murph...
(MUFFLED)
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Let's just call it
"that which will
not be named."
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(MUFFLED SPEECH)
Oh, yeah, sure.
Clearly, not a problem.
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But, listen, I'm gonna
load up my backpack
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more carefully
than ever.
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We'll be
so super prepared
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that when things
go wrong,
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I'll be ready for them.
(SIGHS)
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I'm Jose, Basil's
long-suffering assistant.
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Please bring these
liability waivers home
to your families.
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In extreme baking,
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things can get...
Well, "extreme."
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Oh, better get these home.
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Our insurance will
have additional riders
they want to add.
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It is going
to be a disaster.
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There will be wolves
with bees on their heads!
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(SPEAKS SPANISH)
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(IN ENGLISH)
And a dinosaur made of ham.
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(SPEAKING SPANISH)
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(IN ENGLISH) Yes!
It is Murphy's Law.
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We will be cursed
with very high ratings.
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MILO: No worries.
Insurance will cover it.
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(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
BRIGETTE: Go, Milo!
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Mix that batter,
batter, batter...
Sweet!
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They're not
out there yet, Mom.
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I know.
I'm just warming up.
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(CHANTING) Amanda, Milo,
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bake that pie dough!
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Where is Dad?
He's watching from home.
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We didn't want
to double down
on the Murphy mayhem.
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MAN: (ON TV) Oh, Kelly, there's something I've been meaning to ask you.
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Oh, uh, hello.
Milo's on TV.
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Uh-uh, not... not now.
I'm watching my stories.
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WOMAN: (ON TV)
Well, you can ask, but I'm not Kelly.
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I'm Kelly's evil twin.
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Oh, okay.
I'll just go
watch it in the...
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Who's Kelly?
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Oh, I have no idea
but I hate her.
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It's a great show.
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Welcome to our middle school
edition of Cake 'Splosion,
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where show business
meets dough business.
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Four teams will compete
to finally decide
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which Tri-State
middle school student
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will become the ultimate,
Extreme Baker!
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One team will be
eliminated in each round.
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Okay, let's meet our teams.
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First from Middletown
Middle School,
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brainiacs
John and Jake Jackson.
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From the dark side
of Badger Town Middle School,
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Rain and Storm.
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From Huntington Hills,
Park Shore Estates
Middle School,
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Anthony and Ashley.
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And from your very own,
Jefferson G. County
Middle School,
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Milo Murph and my biggest fan,
Amanda Lop.
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ALL: (CHANTING)
Amanda! Milo!
Bakin' it with style-o!
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Milo, I think
it would work best
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if you were my prep chef.
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"Prep chef"? What's that?
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Well, you go
all the way over
to the other side
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of the kitchen
and prep stuff.
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And by all means,
try to stay
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as far away
from where I am
baking the actual cake.
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Well, okay.
I guess I...
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Oh, is this because of
Murphy's...
It shall not be mentioned!
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BASIL: Are you ready
for round one?
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You'll be head over heels
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for our first event.
(BELL DINGS)
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Contestants,
bake a cake using
fresh seasonal ingredients,
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while hanging
upside down.
(CAKE THUDS)
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If that sounds
like fun to you,
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then start your ovens
and get your cookies
ready to crumble!
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¶ It's more than an obstacle course
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¶ In which I have to bake a cake
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¶ Cake 'Splosion
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¶ It's a grand tournament It's a battle of war
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¶ It's a duel with your honor at stake
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¶ Cake 'Splosion
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¶ This is a real song not just a standard promotion
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¶ Tell all your friends they really need to watch this awesome show
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¶ Cake 'Splosion
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¶ And if they don't then they're just plain wrong
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¶ So feel free to let them know
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¶ If we ...
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¶ Cake 'Splosion
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¶ This is a real song, not just some shameless promotion
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¶ Cake 'Splosion ¶
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(BELL DINGS)
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MAN: (ON TV)
If I married you and your evil twin,
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I could have my cake and eat it, too.
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"Cake"! Oh, my gosh! Milo.
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Where's the remote?
Uh, it's right over there.
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Ah! The raccoon is back!
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¶You've seen it before You go to see him soon
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¶ He's the curry raccoon ¶
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Hey, come back here,
you little bandit.
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How can you
live like this?
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(BENNY HILL
THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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Get back here!
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(SQUEAKING)
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Oh, no, no, no.
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No, no, please
don't play the... Oh...
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What?
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Bonjour.
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Taxi.
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Oh, this is ridiculous.
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I bet it's that raccoon
dunking the remote again.
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All right, it's on.
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No!
What are you doing, Doof?
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You can't blast him
with that thing.
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Relax.
It's a transportinator.
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It's just gonna send him
across town somewhere.
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No!
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Sorry.
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(MARTIN GROANING)
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Oh. How's Milo doing?
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They haven't lost yet!
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Okay, folks. We are down
to the final heat
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and our remaining teams
will now take their
friendship cakes
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through the obstacle course.
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Are there any questions?
I didn't think so.
Good luck, kids.
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I'm way ahead of you.
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I'm gonna go sit
in that cabinet
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over there
and count sprinkles.
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AMANDA: No, Milo.
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Things go wrong
with or without the thing
that shall not be named.
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You mean, Murphy's La...
No one listens.
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But you're always prepared
and I realized that
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no matter what happens,
it's just better
having you around.
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Really?
Really.
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Now let's go win
this cooking show
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by roller-skating through
an obstacle course.
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BASIL: (OVER SPEAKERS)
Okay, everyone,
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now let's see which one of our teams
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will truly be cake 'splosive.
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On your marks, get set...
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Okay, fine, all right.
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(BALLS POPPING)
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Oh, no! We can't do this.
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It's okay.
Follow my lead.
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(CLANKING)
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BASIL: Well, they've made it through Gumball Fury
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and now it's everybody's favorite... Angry goats.
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(GOATS BLEATING)
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AMANDA: We've done it, Milo.
We're almost there.
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(DIOGEE BARKING)
247
00:10:03,370 --> 00:10:07,670
Diogee, you're not
supposed to be
in the mud. Go!
248
00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:10,779
(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)
249
00:10:12,279 --> 00:10:15,109
MAN:
¶ Don't say it's over
250
00:10:15,115 --> 00:10:17,315
¶ Don't say it's over
251
00:10:17,317 --> 00:10:21,487
¶ Don't say it's gone
252
00:10:21,488 --> 00:10:24,258
¶ Don't say it's over
253
00:10:24,257 --> 00:10:25,657
¶ Don't say it's over ¶
254
00:10:29,663 --> 00:10:30,903
(WHINING)
255
00:10:30,897 --> 00:10:32,927
It's not your fault, Diogee.
256
00:10:32,933 --> 00:10:34,433
I'm so sorry, Amanda.
257
00:10:34,434 --> 00:10:35,904
Oh, that's okay.
258
00:10:35,902 --> 00:10:38,572
This is the most fun
I've ever had
259
00:10:38,572 --> 00:10:40,742
and I actually
got to be on
Cake 'Splosion,
260
00:10:40,741 --> 00:10:42,111
my favorite TV show.
261
00:10:42,109 --> 00:10:44,139
Well, I wish we'd won.
BASIL: Wait a minute.
262
00:10:44,144 --> 00:10:48,514
That was extreme and...
(SLURPS)
263
00:10:49,349 --> 00:10:51,019
(IN DEEP VOICE)
Moist! (ECHOES)
264
00:10:51,018 --> 00:10:53,148
(IN NORMAL VOICE)
Ladies and gentlemen,
265
00:10:53,153 --> 00:10:54,923
we have a winner!
266
00:10:54,921 --> 00:10:57,921
Amanda Lop and Milo Murph!
267
00:10:57,924 --> 00:11:00,094
(ALL CHEERING)
268
00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:11,673
NARRATOR:
You loved Krillhunter.
269
00:11:11,672 --> 00:11:13,712
And... (READING)
270
00:11:13,707 --> 00:11:14,837
You were mildly amused by...
271
00:11:14,841 --> 00:11:16,471
(READING)
272
00:11:16,476 --> 00:11:18,636
And... (READING)
273
00:11:18,645 --> 00:11:20,875
You paid admission, but were thoroughly dissatisfied
274
00:11:20,881 --> 00:11:24,021
with Krillhunter 5, 6, 7
and in particular 8,
Good Krill Hunting.
275
00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:26,347
And you were thoroughly confused by the giant remote-controlled
276
00:11:26,353 --> 00:11:30,193
car race in Krillhunter 14:
We Don't Know
What We're Doing.
277
00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:32,860
Now, be prepared to be blown away
278
00:11:32,859 --> 00:11:34,859
by the all-new franchise reboot...
279
00:11:34,861 --> 00:11:37,931
(READING)
280
00:11:38,799 --> 00:11:40,029
Well, what do you
think, D.B.?
281
00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:42,973
It's genius!
You recast all
the men as women?
282
00:11:42,969 --> 00:11:44,439
You got yourself
a green light.
283
00:11:45,906 --> 00:11:47,566
MELISSA: I can't believe
they're casting and shooting
284
00:11:47,574 --> 00:11:50,044
the next Krillhunter movie
right here in Danville.
285
00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:51,983
I can't wait to see
Tobias Trollhammer again.
286
00:11:51,978 --> 00:11:53,908
There he is. Tobias!
287
00:11:55,916 --> 00:11:58,016
Hi, Milo.
Milo's friends.
288
00:11:58,018 --> 00:11:59,318
What's wrong?
289
00:11:59,319 --> 00:12:02,589
Everything. They...
They don't want me
in the movie.
290
00:12:02,589 --> 00:12:03,989
What?
291
00:12:03,990 --> 00:12:06,060
This Krillhunter
is all women.
292
00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:09,889
Like, they're taking
the movie and remaking it
with women!
293
00:12:09,896 --> 00:12:13,196
Cool! I mean,
not for you, I guess.
294
00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:14,930
Wait, where's Milo?
295
00:12:15,569 --> 00:12:16,629
Oh, he must have fainted.
296
00:12:16,636 --> 00:12:19,766
Oh, I had the most
horrible dream.
297
00:12:19,773 --> 00:12:22,613
They were making
a Krillhunter movie
without Tobias.
298
00:12:22,609 --> 00:12:25,279
It sounds so silly now
in the light of day,
299
00:12:25,278 --> 00:12:27,048
but it seemed so real.
300
00:12:27,047 --> 00:12:29,447
Milo, it is real.
That's what
he just said.
301
00:12:30,183 --> 00:12:31,423
(THUDS)
302
00:12:32,052 --> 00:12:34,092
I don't know
what to do.
303
00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:36,547
If the film is a hit,
they'll never need
me again.
304
00:12:36,556 --> 00:12:39,556
But if it flops,
it will destroy
the franchise
305
00:12:39,559 --> 00:12:41,729
and they'll never
need me again.
306
00:12:41,728 --> 00:12:43,928
I need these movies.
307
00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:46,360
I can literally
lose my house.
308
00:12:46,366 --> 00:12:49,126
I mean, I could sell it
for a million dollars,
309
00:12:49,136 --> 00:12:51,266
but I can't live
in a million dollars.
310
00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:53,101
I'm not a silverfish.
311
00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:54,936
What about the money
from all the other films
you made?
312
00:12:54,941 --> 00:12:58,781
I blew a lot of it
on krill-themed art.
313
00:12:58,779 --> 00:13:00,109
(CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)
314
00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:02,213
Milo, you have
to help me.
315
00:13:03,583 --> 00:13:05,153
Why?
316
00:13:05,152 --> 00:13:06,992
They're making
the next Krillhunter
without Tobias.
317
00:13:06,987 --> 00:13:08,287
Oh, really?
318
00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:12,319
(THUDS)
Don't you worry, Tobias.
We got this.
319
00:13:12,325 --> 00:13:14,955
Thank you,
Milo's friend girl.
320
00:13:14,961 --> 00:13:17,401
Somehow, some way,
I need to be
in this film
321
00:13:17,397 --> 00:13:20,927
to show the world
they can't make
a Krillhunter movie
322
00:13:20,934 --> 00:13:22,174
without Tobias.
323
00:13:22,169 --> 00:13:24,669
Too bad you're
not a woman.
I've got it!
324
00:13:25,972 --> 00:13:27,972
I forgot to say,
"Follow me!"
325
00:13:29,242 --> 00:13:30,682
(BIRD SCREECHING)
326
00:13:30,677 --> 00:13:33,577
Sir, I can't believe
this is the best use
of our talents.
327
00:13:33,580 --> 00:13:35,010
Picking up
alien rubbish?
328
00:13:35,015 --> 00:13:37,145
You two are indispensable in this role.
329
00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:39,450
But if our agency
is covering up...
(SNIFFS)
330
00:13:39,452 --> 00:13:41,022
...the existence
of alien life forms,
331
00:13:41,021 --> 00:13:44,591
perhaps we could deal
with the actual
alien life forms.
332
00:13:44,591 --> 00:13:46,291
(CHUCKLES) Oh, heavens no.
333
00:13:46,293 --> 00:13:48,493
That's the boring,
talky stuff.
334
00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:50,195
You're doing the real work.
335
00:13:50,197 --> 00:13:51,197
(SNARLING)
336
00:13:51,198 --> 00:13:52,698
And keep it up, fellows.
337
00:13:52,699 --> 00:13:55,699
Remember, alien trash need you.
(BEEPS)
338
00:13:57,003 --> 00:13:59,003
Ugh, alien trash!
(MUSIC PLAYING
OVER HEADPHONES)
339
00:13:59,005 --> 00:14:01,665
This is rubbish,
which means trash.
340
00:14:01,675 --> 00:14:03,105
Can't hear you.
341
00:14:03,109 --> 00:14:06,009
And I don't even think
this is alien trash anymore.
342
00:14:06,012 --> 00:14:08,212
It's just regular
human trash.
343
00:14:08,215 --> 00:14:10,005
Eh, we are outdoors.
It's a nice day.
344
00:14:10,016 --> 00:14:11,776
I got my tunes.
345
00:14:11,785 --> 00:14:14,045
¶ I'm Lindana and I wanna have fun ¶
346
00:14:14,054 --> 00:14:16,294
Well, at least it isn't
the Lumberzacks.
347
00:14:16,289 --> 00:14:17,919
(MUSIC CONTINUES
OVER HEADPHONES)
348
00:14:19,392 --> 00:14:21,232
(SQUEALS)
349
00:14:26,399 --> 00:14:28,629
You want something
to project strength,
350
00:14:28,635 --> 00:14:30,795
but also
a certain vulnerability.
351
00:14:31,838 --> 00:14:33,038
I raided the bathroom
for makeup,
352
00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:35,209
but I think your mom's
more of an autumn
353
00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:37,078
and Tobias
is clearly a winter.
354
00:14:37,077 --> 00:14:40,407
As my dad always says,
"You can put lipstick
on a pig."
355
00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:43,275
What? You can.
356
00:14:44,084 --> 00:14:45,984
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
357
00:14:49,422 --> 00:14:52,562
MAN:
¶ Tobina, you got it goin'
358
00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:55,759
¶ Although it takes a makeup mirror
359
00:14:55,762 --> 00:14:59,162
¶ To make you vaguely pretty
360
00:14:59,165 --> 00:15:02,095
¶ Now's your chance to hit that city
361
00:15:02,102 --> 00:15:07,272
¶ Tobina, you got looks but also brawn
362
00:15:08,208 --> 00:15:10,108
¶ You're pretty like some flour
363
00:15:10,110 --> 00:15:11,540
¶ A bag of flour
364
00:15:11,544 --> 00:15:14,314
¶ And you might have to shave in an hour
365
00:15:14,314 --> 00:15:17,254
¶ We believe that you'll achieve
366
00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:19,450
¶ Your every dream
367
00:15:21,221 --> 00:15:22,851
¶ I don't wanna be too graphic
368
00:15:22,856 --> 00:15:24,186
¶ Not too graphic
369
00:15:24,190 --> 00:15:26,860
¶ But you've got a face that could stop traffic
370
00:15:26,860 --> 00:15:28,430
¶ For you're a star
371
00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:32,758
¶ We'll keep you far from the freeway
372
00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:34,870
¶ Tobina
373
00:15:34,868 --> 00:15:36,468
¶ She really smolders
374
00:15:36,469 --> 00:15:37,899
¶ Tobina
375
00:15:37,904 --> 00:15:39,274
¶ With such big shoulders
376
00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:41,012
¶ Tobina
377
00:15:41,708 --> 00:15:43,938
¶ Tobina ¶
378
00:15:46,913 --> 00:15:48,613
(POP MUSIC PLAYING
OVER HEADPHONES)
379
00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:53,277
Please stop moving the bag.
I did not move the bag.
380
00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:55,146
Well, somebody moved
the bag and it wasn't me.
381
00:15:56,423 --> 00:15:57,493
(YELPS)
382
00:15:57,490 --> 00:15:59,660
So, still think
it was me?
383
00:15:59,659 --> 00:16:00,789
DIRECTOR: Next.
384
00:16:01,494 --> 00:16:03,594
Hi. My Aunt Tobina
385
00:16:03,596 --> 00:16:05,626
wants to audition
for Lady Kriller.
386
00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:07,632
Okay, let's see
what you got, Auntie.
387
00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:09,334
"Help! Help!
Somebody help me."
388
00:16:09,336 --> 00:16:13,266
(IN FALSETTO)
Stand back!
I'm going in for the krill.
389
00:16:13,273 --> 00:16:16,173
I'm a woman who's
dressed to krill!
390
00:16:16,176 --> 00:16:17,506
(EXCLAIMING)
391
00:16:18,144 --> 00:16:19,484
(GRUNTING)
392
00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:23,278
Amazing.
393
00:16:23,283 --> 00:16:25,153
She's like a female
Tobias Trollhammer.
394
00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:26,921
Can she handle
the physical demands
of the role?
395
00:16:26,920 --> 00:16:28,920
We'll find out.
Prepare the gauntlet.
396
00:16:32,525 --> 00:16:34,685
Great gollywockers.
397
00:16:34,694 --> 00:16:36,194
What do you
think that is?
398
00:16:36,196 --> 00:16:38,356
I don't know.
Maybe we picked up
something alien after all.
399
00:16:38,365 --> 00:16:40,365
Yes! This could
be our chance
400
00:16:40,367 --> 00:16:43,097
to prove that
we can handle
more than trash.
401
00:16:43,103 --> 00:16:44,243
We've captured an alien!
402
00:16:44,237 --> 00:16:46,467
CAVENDISH: Wait!
Who moved the bag?
403
00:16:46,473 --> 00:16:48,573
It was not me.
(BOTH SCREAM)
404
00:16:49,976 --> 00:16:51,806
After that
renegade rubbish!
405
00:16:51,811 --> 00:16:54,011
I don't know
if I can do this.
406
00:16:54,014 --> 00:16:55,484
I believe in you, Tobias.
407
00:16:55,482 --> 00:16:56,852
Tobina, you're up.
408
00:16:56,850 --> 00:16:59,120
MAN:
¶ She's a big, bold bombshell
409
00:16:59,119 --> 00:17:01,249
¶ And she's just got back and oozes of patience
410
00:17:03,890 --> 00:17:08,230
¶ She's a fierce, fine feminine force fighting tiny crustaceans
411
00:17:10,397 --> 00:17:13,397
¶ Oh, Lady Kriller
412
00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:16,730
¶ Lady Kriller, she's a Lady Kriller
413
00:17:16,736 --> 00:17:19,796
¶ Oh, she's a Lady Kriller
(YELLING)
414
00:17:19,806 --> 00:17:22,936
¶ Lady Kriller, she's a Lady Kriller ¶
415
00:17:22,942 --> 00:17:24,882
Get it before
it gets away again!
416
00:17:24,878 --> 00:17:26,208
I'm trying but I've
only had one lesson.
417
00:17:26,212 --> 00:17:27,982
Oops!
418
00:17:27,981 --> 00:17:29,281
(BELLOWING)
419
00:17:30,316 --> 00:17:32,246
(COMICAL MUSIC PLAYING)
420
00:17:40,427 --> 00:17:41,827
(BELLOWING)
421
00:17:47,434 --> 00:17:48,274
(BELLOWING)
422
00:17:54,174 --> 00:17:55,414
It's working.
423
00:17:57,343 --> 00:17:59,343
Got it!
Good show.
424
00:17:59,345 --> 00:18:00,575
I daresay, it was...
425
00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:02,410
(BOTH SCREAMING)
426
00:18:10,557 --> 00:18:11,957
CAVENDISH: Dakota!
427
00:18:11,958 --> 00:18:13,688
DAKOTA: I'm not moving it!
428
00:18:13,693 --> 00:18:15,693
The final part
of your audition.
429
00:18:15,695 --> 00:18:18,225
Crawling through
the mud while
singing acapella.
430
00:18:18,231 --> 00:18:20,031
How does this...
And go.
431
00:18:20,033 --> 00:18:21,433
(GRUNTS)
432
00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:23,974
¶ Happy birthday to you
433
00:18:23,970 --> 00:18:25,770
¶ Happy birthday... ¶
434
00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:27,442
You can do it,
Auntie Tobina.
435
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:28,610
(CAVENDISH AND DAKOTA
SCREAMING AND GROANING)
436
00:18:30,643 --> 00:18:33,113
(OPERA MUSIC PLAYING)
437
00:18:39,252 --> 00:18:40,382
(ALL GASP)
438
00:18:40,386 --> 00:18:42,846
Huh?
(GASPS) Oh, no!
439
00:18:42,856 --> 00:18:44,616
Tobias Trollhammer?
440
00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:46,424
You were playing
us for fools.
441
00:18:46,426 --> 00:18:49,056
We'd look like idiots
if we cast a man
to play a woman.
442
00:18:49,062 --> 00:18:50,462
What is this, Shakespeare?
443
00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:52,003
This is not Shakespeare.
444
00:18:51,998 --> 00:18:53,968
You're out, Trollhammer.
Out, out, out!
445
00:18:53,967 --> 00:18:56,797
No! I am Krillhunter.
446
00:18:56,803 --> 00:18:59,173
I will always
be Krillhunter.
447
00:18:59,172 --> 00:19:01,112
It is not because I'm a man
448
00:19:01,107 --> 00:19:03,167
or because
I'm wearing a dress.
449
00:19:03,176 --> 00:19:07,006
It is because
I am a man
wearing a dress.
450
00:19:07,013 --> 00:19:09,483
I may have lost
my train of thought,
451
00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:12,522
but the point is,
I am Krillhunter!
452
00:19:12,519 --> 00:19:16,189
And no one can
take that away from me.
453
00:19:16,189 --> 00:19:17,989
That was amazing.
454
00:19:17,991 --> 00:19:19,961
Who knew you had
such range?
455
00:19:19,959 --> 00:19:23,289
You'd be perfect
for the movie
as the villain.
456
00:19:23,296 --> 00:19:24,596
(TIRES SCREECHING)
457
00:19:24,597 --> 00:19:25,657
(DOG BARKING)
458
00:19:28,034 --> 00:19:29,604
(ALIEN GRUNTING)
459
00:19:32,472 --> 00:19:34,712
Huzzah! We did it!
460
00:19:34,707 --> 00:19:37,677
Yes. No one can
ever say that
we are worse than trash
461
00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:41,047
ever again.
We have succeeded
in our mission and...
462
00:19:41,047 --> 00:19:42,347
Wait, do people say that?
463
00:19:42,348 --> 00:19:44,118
Eh...
Well, no matter.
464
00:19:44,117 --> 00:19:47,947
We will be heartily
praised when we show
whatever this thing is
465
00:19:47,954 --> 00:19:50,024
to Mr. Block.
DAKOTA: Uh-oh.
466
00:19:50,023 --> 00:19:52,023
CAVENDISH: (GRUNTS)
No you don't!
467
00:19:52,025 --> 00:19:55,525
Do you levitate
your mother like this?
I don't think so.
468
00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:57,458
(BOTH SCREAMING)
469
00:19:58,498 --> 00:20:01,468
(SIGHS) We failed
yet again.
470
00:20:01,467 --> 00:20:04,267
Well, at least
it can't get any
worse than this, I guess.
471
00:20:08,675 --> 00:20:09,835
(GROANS)
472
00:20:09,842 --> 00:20:12,312
Now it can't
get any worse.
473
00:20:12,312 --> 00:20:13,412
Bison.
What?
474
00:20:17,383 --> 00:20:19,083
My house is safe
475
00:20:19,085 --> 00:20:21,015
and none of this
would have happened
476
00:20:21,020 --> 00:20:23,390
without you, Milo,
and Milo's friends.
477
00:20:23,389 --> 00:20:25,219
I knew you could
do it, Tobias.
478
00:20:25,225 --> 00:20:27,085
Uh, wait,
Mr. Director?
479
00:20:27,093 --> 00:20:29,393
Won't making
Tobias the villain
480
00:20:29,395 --> 00:20:31,495
cause some
continuity problems
481
00:20:31,497 --> 00:20:34,597
since Tobias was the hero
of the franchise for
all those years?
482
00:20:34,601 --> 00:20:36,431
Can you really
just wedge him in
483
00:20:36,436 --> 00:20:38,896
without some really
substantial changes
484
00:20:38,905 --> 00:20:40,495
to the canon
and the new script?
485
00:20:40,506 --> 00:20:41,766
Who cares
about the script?
486
00:20:41,774 --> 00:20:43,574
We don't even
read those anymore.
487
00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:45,536
We do what we want
with no regard
488
00:20:45,545 --> 00:20:47,975
to plot or character
or making sense
489
00:20:47,980 --> 00:20:50,410
to the people watching it.
Confusing stuff,
cabbage tree, vacuum cleaner.
490
00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:56,516
I've learned my lesson.
I have no idea what it is.
491
00:20:56,522 --> 00:20:57,962
Bison.
(TOBIAS GRUNTS)
492
00:20:57,957 --> 00:20:59,287
(BELLOWING)
493
00:20:59,292 --> 00:21:01,532
¶ It's my world and we're all livin' in it ¶
494
00:21:01,527 --> 00:21:05,527
Hi, I just want to take a quick moment to talk about today's episode.
495
00:21:05,531 --> 00:21:07,531
You may or may not have noticed me in the background
496
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for several scenes involving bison.
497
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Did you see? Like there and there.
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Uh, my name is Billy Bison.
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I'm the great, great, great-grandson of Frederick Bison,
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the originator of Bison's Law,
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which states, "Whatever can go bison will go bison."
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I'm really sorry about tonight's episode.
503
00:21:25,585 --> 00:21:27,585
I feel like I kinda hijacked it a little.
(STAMPEDE)
504
00:21:27,587 --> 00:21:29,617
Okay. Oh, I better speed this up.
505
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Okay, once again, I just wanna say I'm sorry
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and I better just jump right to the end!
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It's my world and there's all bisons in it. (GROANS)
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¶ Go, Milo Go, Milo, go
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¶ Oh, thanks, everybody That is so motivational
510
00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:43,330
¶ Go, Milo Go, Milo, go
511
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¶ Whoa
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¶ Whoa
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¶ I'm not sitting here watching the world turn
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¶ You know I'd rather spin it
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¶ Go, Milo Go, Milo, go
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¶ It's my world and we're all livin' in it ¶
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