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(THEME SONG PLAYING)

Look at that sun Look at that sky

Look at my sweater vest I look so fly

Look at that mailbox Look at that tree

It's about as beautiful as it can be

Whoa

Today is gonna be exceptional

Never boring even for a minute

It's my world and we're all livin' in it

Whoa, whoa

Never boring even for a minute

It's my world and we're all livin' in it ¶

(MUSIC PLAYING)

Hey, I like the snow suit.

Just trying to be prepared.

(PANTING)

You forgot your lunch.

Really? Thanks. That's not like me.

Oh, this is Sara's. Sara?

Uh, she's the...

She's the girl one, right? Yeah, okay.

(PANTING) All right, that's the last time

I go to a rave on a school night.

So, Dr. D's still staying with you guys?

Yup.

Anyway, it's always good to be prepared.

Because when you're not the chaos wins.

I'm gonna try hard to stay confident today.

No matter what happens.

I'll just put a positive spin on everything like you do.

Everything? Sure

For instance, if we got sucked up by a tornado,

I could say, "Oh, nice view!"

Well, technically, you'd have to scream that

because of the noise, but I like your attitude. (RUMBLING)

Uh, you might wanna put on your helmet.

Oh, snap.

Here we go again!

Hmm, next time, I'm taking the snowball to school.

(BOTH SCREAMING)

(BARKING)

MILO: Diogee, go home!

Okay, this time,

those two are missing first period for sure.

I don't think so. Really?

Care to make another wager?

Bradley, I don't wanna take your lunch again.

Okay, then,

loser shovels the winner's driveway.

You had me at, "Okay, then,

"loser shovels the winner's driveway."

CAVENDISH: All right.

(EXHALING) We mustn't panic.

DAKOTA: I'm not panicking.

You sent him the report? Yes.

(SLURPING) I sent him the report.

And he hasn't responded?

No, he has not responded. (SLURPS)

Can you stop that incessant slurping?

Oh, I think we both know the answer to that.

(CONTINUES SLURPING)

Argh!

Look, I know you're anxious about what Block is gonna say,

but we saved the world. Again.

Yes. But he doesn't know that.

He only knows that we disobeyed orders "again"

and failed to save pistachios. Again.

(SLURPING)

(BEEPING) (SCREAMS)

Well, speak of the devil.

Don't answer it!

We can't show fear.

Now is not the time to panic.

(INHALES)

(EXHALES)

(BEEPING CONTINUES)

All right. Go ahead.

(SCREAMS)

Oh, I panicked.

Oh, crap.

DAKOTA: Oh, hey, how are you doing? CAVENDISH: Mr. Block.

You two are in big trouble!

You're going to the Supreme Tribunal.

The Supreme Tribunal? Okay.

Again, we mustn't panic.

I'm not panicking.

I was once a barrister in the Queen's court

and I can defend us.

Okay, now I'm panicking a little.

It doesn't matter whether the weather is fun

If we're having it together then we'll have a good time

Under heavy snow cover or under the sun ¶

ZACK: This is easy street compared to the stuff we've been through.

Alien abduction, runaway hammersaurs,

raccoons in the sewer.

Technically, it was only one raccoon.

Singular.

Well, I have a good feeling about this.

Not a bad one. A good one. (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)

There's nothing

Like a snow day for having fun ¶

Native swords!

Medieval weaponry!

Oh, uh, tarps for sale.

A single tent-shaped tarp for sale!

As long as we're moving there's something to be true

On sled or skis or snow shoes we're getting around

Incoming!

Whoa! Living the nightmare.

On the positive side we're not dead yet.

I did say "yet"!

CAVENDISH: And so, in conclusion,

did we willfully disobey orders?

Yes. But it was to save all of humanity

as the chrono video presentation

my partner has prepared will prove. Dakota.

Well, look, you're gonna love this next one.

And that was freshwater!

Oh, and wait, wait, wait, what was that?

There we go.

Yeah, okay, check this out.

Boom!

I burned my eyebrows off with that one.

Now! Boom!

Oh, and here is us walking away

from explosion in slow motion.

This is... This is cool.

We kind of ruined it at the end

by looking back. Yeah.

Uh, but it was still cool.

Those are the clips you chose?

What? It's the funniest stuff.

But, you know, it's a tough room.

ZACK: Stay positive! Stay positive!

Stay positive! Stay positive!

Okay, we can get to school fast

if we cut through Coyote Woods.

Been there. Done that. No way.

How about Incurable Snake-bite Woods?

Who's naming these woods?

So, that's a "No" then?

That's a "No."

Hey, where'd the snowball go?

ZACK: Stay positive! Stay positive!

MORT: Look, it's Milo and Zack.

They drift at sea like the unenlightened are drifting

in unexamined life.

Oh, bon voyage, losers.

Zip it, Bradley.

My unshoveled driveway has your name on it.

There's a snow bank in my backyard

with my name on it.

Chad, what did I tell you about oversharing?

Okay. Positive spin.

(DIOGEE BARKING) MILO: Diogee, go home!

He's not supposed to be on a barge.

Who needs positive spin

when we've got a grappling hook?

Yeah, exactly.

Okay, stay positive. Climb. We're climbing.

Climbing. Climb. Stay positive.

We are positive. Positive thoughts.

Climbing and stay positive. Positive!

Uh-huh! And not a Milo in sight.

He'll make it.

I hope.

The Tribunal has seen enough.

We are ready to pass judgment.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

It's easy for you to sit up there with your robes,

your bad haircut,

and whatever that circle guy is doing, and pass judgment.

We are judges. That's what we do.

I know. But you don't know what we do.

Going where you don't wanna go.

Cleaning up messes you don't wanna clean up.

Risking our lives. Losing our lives.

Look at this man.

Do you how many times he has laid down his life for this job?

Crushed by steam rollers, devoured by raccoons,

milked to death... All for you.

You would not believe how many serious rules I've broken

and timelines I've altered to go back and save him.

And, uh... (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

And the defense rests.

You altered the timeline hundreds of times?

(SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)

Judge Concentric Circles is correct.

Cavendish and Dakota,

you are hereby banished from time travel for life!

What's more? We're sending you back to the past

so I don't even have to look at you anymore.

Yeah, maybe milked to death was too much information.

(DIOGEE BARKING)

(BARKING) Diogee, I told you to go home.

He's not supposed to be in a whale's mouth.

Okay. I've been trying to stay positive,

but we are now inside an actual whale.

I'm scared.

Zack, it's okay.

I get plenty scared sometimes.

But I learned from my dad

to forge ahead even if I'm terrified.

Wait. So, it's okay to be afraid

as long as I don't let it stop me?

Wow.

You hear that, fear?

You're not stopping me.

Even though we've been stopped and actually eaten by a whale!

(PANTING)

I'm impressed, Zack.

Personally, I'm freaking out!

(CLOCK TICKING)

Twenty seconds, Melissa.

Are you still expecting a miracle?

A miracle. Or a Milo.

BRADLEY: Behold the clock, Melissa.

Five... Four...

Three... Two...

(BELL RINGS)

Shovel.

You brought a shovel to school?

And you didn't?

Milo didn't make it.

I can't believe it.

Where is he?

ZACK: Okay, focus on the solution, Zack.

Maybe we can crawl out of that hole in the top of its head?

Zack, we're not living in a cartoon.

Okay. What about your backpack?

Um, some bungee cords, a car tire jack,

a hammock...

(DIOGEE BARKING) Ah, an inner tube.

Good boy, Diogee.

I've got an idea.

I saw this in a movie once.

Krill Hunter 7: Krilling Me Softly.

It is not wide enough.

It'll have to be!

(DIOGEE BARKING)

Uh, the jack's gonna give!

I guess it's now or never.

Whoo, made it.

Oops!

I'm pretty sure this one was already loose.

Whoo! We almost hit the U.F...

O.

(SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE)

Look... (SIGHING SADLY)

Cavendish, I'm sorry. I just...

Ah, what are you gonna do?

Come on, buddy, bring it in.

That's it. Let it out there, buddy. (SOBBING)

MILO: Oh, hi, guys.

Murphy.

Of course.

Well, that was exciting. No spin needed.

Looks like we officially missed first bell.

You guys wouldn't mind taking us back five minutes, would you?

Well, unfortunately,

we've been banned from time-travel.

What? Why?

Long story. Yeah, we've been banned.

But they haven't.

Milo didn't make it.

I can't believe it.

Twenty seconds, Melissa.

Are you still expecting a miracle?

A miracle. Or a Milo.

Behold the clock, Melissa.

Five... Four...

Three... MILO: What are you guys counting down?

(BELL RINGS)

(STAMMERING)

Wait. How did you get here?

Simple. Positive thinking.

Boom!

It's my world and we're all livin' in it ¶

(MUSIC PLAYING)

(WHISTLING)

Mildred?

Mildred?

(TRUCK STARTING) Mildred!

Mildred (CRYING)!

(CRYING)

I'm sorry, Mildred.

(CONTINUES CRYING) I'm sorry!

(MUSIC PLAYING)

Remember, when using dangerous chemicals

safety first, and second, and third.

Way ahead of you.

(GLASS CLINKING)

(LIQUID BUBBLING)

My desk!

(SCREAMING)

Ow! Desk?

Desk!

(SCREAMING)

Well, that takes care of dinner.

Oh, my! You saved me.

Did I?

Well, in that case let's get you out of here.

Oh, my. (CHUCKLING) Thank you, kind sir.

(ALL CHEERING)

He was so solid and strong

like a well-built desk.

My desk!

Whoop! I almost dropped its drawers.

Ah, you're my hero.

I... I don't know if this is the adrenaline talking,

but would you like to have dinner tomorrow night?

Oh, I have dinner 'most every night.

I mean, with me?

Sure. Why not?

See you tomorrow night. (WATER PLOPPING)

(LAUGHS HEARTILY)

Oh, uh, class dismissed.

(ALL CHEERING)

Uh, Miss Murawski, we're supposed to have an exam?

Mmm, you gotta get out more, girlfriend.

Okay, that was weird.

Scott the undergrounder on a date?

Maybe we could find someone to coach Scott a little.

About dating and the surface world.

Good idea. Let's go.

No. We're the last people to give dating advice.

As a teenager I'm a self-appointed expert on everything.

Can't argue with that.

Children of the overland!

Hey, Scott. We came to help you get ready for your big date.

But, uh, I'm already ready already.

See? This is my good poncho.

Sansa!

See, Scott. See, right there. That's a "not ready."

Surface people rarely name their clothes.

Really? Tell me more.

Yeah, not everyone lives below ground,

eats rats, and combs weird, fake sheep like that.

Miss Murawski, for example,

likes sunshine and clean air and bathing.

Wow, looks like I have a lot to learn

about surface dwelling customs.

Don't worry. We got you covered.

Welcome, contestant, to the surface dweller game show.

Just throw out as many answers as you can

as fast as you can.

Main things you might bring on a date.

Tic Tacs. Soil. A rat?

Pass, pass, pass.

Okay, pass. How would you finish this compliment:

"Wow! You have such lovely blank."

Bone density? Bacteria. Milk!

Look, guys, as much fun as this is...

Escalator! And it is fun.

I don't think you can cram

a lifetime's worth of social intelligence into one evening.

She's right. We should just stage a mock date

and see how he does.

We can all agree

He'll never be the height of fashion

And that's why it's a chore

Just teaching him basic social interaction

He's a serious fixer-upper

It might be cool but it's not wrong

And we know he's been down for oh, so long

But he's coming up

Quite literally

He's coming up from underground

He's coming up

And now for better or worse

He's ready to paint that town

He's got a good heart and that's a start

But his mind's a bit unsound

And we're not lying He's really trying

And so nothing's gonna keep him down

He's coming up ¶

Diogee, go home. (BARKS)

Oh, I don't care.

SCOTT: Okay, guys, I think I'm ready.

You're not wearing poncho Sansa, right?

SCOTT: No, it's an entirely new outfit.

You're gonna love it.

(MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO)

I wanna make a good first impression.

What do you think?

Oh, Scott... Okay, that's not quite it.

Scott.

We talked about this.

Scott? Huh? Huh?

Scott? Okay.

Scott. Just...

(ALL SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)

Okay, Scott. Why won't he stop?

You're freaking me out.

Oh, thank goodness, the tape broke.

Oh, my gosh, he's not stopping. Scott?

He's not stopping.

He's not stopping! Scott!

ALL: Scott!

What? Too formal?

No. I think we're looking at a total makeover.

He's coming up

He's coming up there'll be no doubt

He's coming up

He's coming up and he's going out

He's coming up and he's going out tonight

He's coming up ¶

What a lovely night! You look beautiful?

Why, thank you, Scott.

You cleaned up pretty nice yourself.

(CRICKETS CHIRPING)

Sorry, it's been a while.

My last date was with a milk carton...

(BELL DINGING) Your carriage awaits, guv'nor. What?

Oh, my!

How fancy!

So, Scott,

where are we headed tonight?

To eat. But not rat.

Oh, you mean those little rat trap restaurants

where all the tables are cramped together?

I hate those, too.

No. (CHUCKLING) I mean, normally for dinner

I would catch and eat a great big...

Oh! Uh, for you.

Oh! (CHUCKLING) They're lovely.

You like things that grow?

We have lots of things that grows down in the sewers.

Here, I brought some.

Oh, uh, thank you.

I hear the stars will be beautiful tonight.

Oh, you don't say. (LOUD THUDDING)

Guess we walk from here, guv'nor.

Pip, pip, bangers and mash.

MURAWSKI: So, have you been here before?

Me? No.

I rarely venture out of subterranous...

Ow! Oh, I mean, no.

It will be a surprise for both of us.

So far so good.

Bonsoir. Good evening and welcome to the... Whoa!

Argh! Oh! Get 'em off of me!

Get it off of me!

That might be a problem.

Where is our waiter?

Bonjour, senor and senorita.

Welcomen in Anna's Restorante. Konichiwa.

Ooh, a foreign place.

Ooh, how fancy!

(LAUGHING) May I get you something to drink.

Uh, just the hose is fine.

Argh! I mean, water for me.

In a cup, like a person.

You know what? It's a special occasion.

I'll have your best sparkling soda.

(LAUGHING AND GRUNTING) Oh, what the heck!

And for your main course may I suggest steak?

You mean, like, from a cow?

(CHUCKLING) Okay.

And how would you like that prepared?

Uh, not grilled on a toilet.

(THUMPING) I mean, grilled on a toilet.

I mean, cooked in an oven.

Mmm, ah! Medium well.

Very good, sir. Make that two.

You know, his oddly non-specific foreign accent

reminds me of that movie that just came out.

Vaguely European. (INHALES) I wanna see that.

Well, let's do it. I can take you there.

I shall be your leader!

Danger level alpha. Repeat.

The bird has left the roost.

It's not that easy, Helena.

Oh, free gum!

...the life of a miner.

I've lived so long underground.

The mines call to me.

I must go back to the mines.

Seeing this movie

makes me feel something about who I am

and where I might belong.

It's stirring something inside me.

(BURPING) Oh, no! It's just gas.

I'm fine, everybody. I'm good.

We didn't prep for a movie.

It's a movie, Zack.

They sit quietly,

not talking or facing each other.

This is better. You're right. What could go wrong?

Oh, right.

It's just a speaker.

And a support beam.

And the ceiling.

And here comes the stores from the mall above.

And some rock walls.

Oh, I like that pet store.

Well, yeah. That's another boulder from the floor.

And that's... Yeah, okay, maybe you're right.

Hey, I know some of those bats. (WOMAN SCREAMING)

Help!

Uh-oh. Overlanders in danger.

No.

He's got this.

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

Oh, hi, kids.

Are you guys okay?

Sure, but how about you?

How was your date?

Right this way, ma'am.

Tonight I saw a man of courage,

compassion, and ingenuity.

Great. That's awesome.

So, you're gonna see him again?

Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

He lives underground.

He has to specify not to cook things on toilets.

He's a wacko.

A brave wacko, but a wacko.

Besides, I think a person only has room

for one true love in their heart.

Thanks for a memorable evening, Scott.

Sure thing.

Are you okay, Scott? Oh, I'm delightful.

But I don't think I'm quite ready

for the surface world yet.

See you in the sewers.

(WHISTLING)

Well, I guess you can put a suit on an undergrounder,

but that doesn't make him a desk.

Yeah. That's what we learned here.

Okay, Cynthia. Welcome to Casa de Scott.

It's not much, but... (GASPS)

Mildred?

Well, this is awkward.

Go, Milo Go, Milo, go!

Oh, thanks, everybody That is so motivational

Go, Milo Go, Milo, go!

Whoa

I'm not sitting here watching the world turn

You know I'd rather spin it

Go, Milo Go, Milo, go!

It's my world and we're all livin' in it ¶