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♪♪
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♪ Look at that sun
Look at that sky
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♪ Look at my sweater vest
I look so fly
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♪ Look at that mailbox
Look at that tree
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♪ It's about as beautiful
as it can be
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♪ Whoa
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♪ Today is gonna
be exceptional
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♪ Never boring
even for a minute
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♪ It's my world
and we're all livin' in it
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♪ Whoa, whoa
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♪ It's my world
and we're all livin' in it ♪
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(GRUNTS)
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(GROANS)
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Stop!
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Huh?
(MUSIC PLAYS)
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ALL: Oh!
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Milo!
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Hi, Elliot, how's
the safety game?
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It's not a game, Milo.
I take safety very seriously
because safety is my business.
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Okay. How's the
safety business?
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Can't speak for the rest
of the town, but right here,
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on my post,
things are under control.
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(MUSIC PLAYING ON THE RADIO)
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DRIVER:
♪ Ground beef, breadcrumbs
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♪ Some onions and a... ♪
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(SCREAMS)
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(ALL SCREAMING)
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Actually, these feel good
on my sore knee.
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(BATS SQUEALING)
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(GROANS)
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Okay, everyone, it's safe.
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(BLIMP ENGINE WHIRRING)
Come on, let's go!
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Oh, sweet mother of safety!
That blimp is out of control.
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(ALL SCREAMING)
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GIRL: Polyester, it burns.
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Don't panic, Elliot's
here to rescue you.
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I've had days of self-imposed
crisis management training
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and there's no
reason to worry.
See, you're fine now!
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Elliot Decker's here!
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You? Milo was the one
with the blimp scissors.
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We wouldn't need scissors,
if we didn't have a Milo.
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Uh, what are you
trying to say, Elliot?
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I'm saying that Milo is
a menace, and this world
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would be a better
place without him.
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(ALL GASP)
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Oh, snap!
That's a terrible thing
to say, Elliot.
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Yeah, Elliot,
that was pretty cold.
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I wonder what
it would be like,
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living in a world
without Milo.
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♪ If Milo weren't around
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♪ If he wasn't here
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♪ If that Murphy kid would
only disappear
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♪ I'd stop to sing and dance
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♪ Think I might even cheer
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♪ Put on my party pants
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♪ I wouldn't shed a tear
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♪ World would be a safer place
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♪ Without his little
infrastructure crushing face
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♪ I'm really only thinking
of the human race
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♪ And how much
better off we'd be
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♪ If Milo were in space
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♪ Every day the sun
would shine
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♪ We'd hear the bells
of safety chime
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♪ I'd retire this caution sign
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♪ There'd be no peril, risk,
jeopardy or hazards in
a world without Milo
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♪ In a world without Milo
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♪ In a world without Milo
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♪ In a world without Milo
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♪ In a world without Milo ♪
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Hmm!
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(SIGHS)
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Ah, here comes Milo's friends.
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So, I've been living
right next to them
for years
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and they don't
know who I am.
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So, where's your buddy Milo?
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Who's Milo?
Milo!
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You know that kid that you
and Melissa hang out with.
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Who's Melissa?
I'm Melissa.
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Oh, yeah, from science class.
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And you're Zack, right?
Yeah, nice to finally
meet you.
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I'm Chad...
Quit kidding around, you two!
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Where's Milo?
I'm also in your
science class.
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Milo? Is he new?
Oh, forget it!
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Oh, I get it! Very funny!
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Let's all play a joke on the
stalwart and surprisingly
handsome Safety Czar.
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Well, joke's over.
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Where is he? Milo!
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Who are you talking about?
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The wide-eyed kid
with the backpack.
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His hair stands straight
up in front.
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Odd shoes.
You mean that guy?
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You guys are mean.
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No, not you, Terry.
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Milo!
Sorry, Elliot,
just doesn't ring a bell.
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What? Oh, no, no, no!
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If there's no Milo,
then why is his name on
the back of my sign?
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Wait, no. It should say,
"Milo," here.
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Who messed with my sign?
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Oh, you've pushed
it too far now!
(BOTH SCOFF)
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You, dark hair and glasses,
get over here.
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I have a name, you know.
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Don't care. You know that guy
who's always causing problems
and messing things up?
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What's his name?
You mean, Terry?
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TERRY: Dude,
I've got feelings!
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(SCOFFS) Get out of here
and go to school.
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You can't have
everyone in on this gag!
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Wait. Sara! Sara Murphy!
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Yeah? Can I help you?
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It's me, Elliot!
Elliot?
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Elliot Decker,
from high school?
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I was a senior,
when you were a sophomore.
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Uh, sorry!
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Wait, wait, wait, wait!
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Do you have a brother
named Milo?
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Milo Murphy?
No!
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No brother. Only child!
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Whoa! And no plans
in the family to have
another one anytime soon?
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Yeah, listen.
I have everywhere else,
I need to be.
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(GROWLS)
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Okay, then, well,
I'll see you later, I guess.
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Milo was never born,
he really doesn't exist!
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This is what I've
always wanted.
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To keep people safe. Yes!
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(SCREAMING) Yes!
Let safety reign.
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("REIGN" ECHOING)
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Uh-oh!
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
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Okay, everybody.
Just stay back and...
It's okay.
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I got it!
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I guess, I'll just wait
for the next emergency.
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Huh. Okay!
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I guess I'll just sit
over here and wait
for the next emergency.
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(BELL RINGING)
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Careful, there, little guy.
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This is crazy!
I need to help somebody!
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I know what I can do.
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Is all this really necessary?
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I'm just setting the scene.
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(SPITS)
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Not gonna happen, man.
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Fine, we'll skip
the hair. Okay!
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You know what to do,
right? Action!
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(SIGHS) Oh, no!
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I spilled my marbles
all over the ground...
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ELLIOT: You didn't
spill the marbles.
What? I didn't...
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I didn't hear what you said,
I was reading...
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ELLIOT: I said, "You didn't
spill the marbles."
You gotta say...
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You gotta say the line as
you're spilling the marbles.
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(SCOFFS) Oh, no!
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I spilled my marbles
all over the ground.
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Stop, citizen,
that's dangerous.
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Someone could slip!
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(VACUUM CLEANER WHIRRING)
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Oh!
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There! I've averted
a tragedy and the town
is safe once again!
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(SOBBING) Oh,
who am I kidding?
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It's not the same.
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Do I still get my five bucks?
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Do the line.
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Thank you, Safety Czar.
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(SIGHS) I have to
make things safe.
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But I can't make things safe,
when everything's safe.
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This is exactly what
I've always wanted
but I'm not happy.
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The sad fact is, that once
you've been striving to stop,
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is exactly what
you need to justify
your place in the world.
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Elliot, you need Milo.
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You're right,
if this world has no Milo,
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what does it need me for?
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Without Milo, who...
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(SCREAMS) Talking squirrel.
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(SCOFFS) Well, that was rude.
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(PANTING)
The squirrel
was right, Elliot!
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You need me, Elliot!
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I have a name, you know.
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Well, that was rude.
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(BARKS)
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Diogee, go home!
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(SOBBING) Oh, Milo!
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Hey, did that guys
just say Milo?
Good heavens!
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(ENGINE STARTS)
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(GROANS)
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(CRYING, SCREAMING)
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(HORN BLOWING) Hey, you.
Aren't you the guy we saw
yelling Milo earlier?
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(PANTING) Milo? What?
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You know about Milo?
A little, a little.
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Yes, sorry, we went back
in time and maybe
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messed up the space-time
continuum, a little bit.
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And by we, he means, him...
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Yeah, anyway,
in this alternate version
of this universe,
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Milo was never born.
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But wait, if there's
no Milo, how come there
are Milo balloons?
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Yeah, there's no Milo
in this time stream but
there are Milo balloons!
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Go figure.
And talking squirrels.
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Yeah, what's up with that?
(SOBS)
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Normally, I would be amazed
at the very possibility
of time travel,
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but I'm so despondent
over my total irrelevance
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in a world without Milo,
that I can't even think
about that right now.
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Ah, don't worry,
we'll go back and fix it!
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After lunch.
Before lunch.
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Before lunch.
What difference could it make?
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Wait, why am I the only
one who remembers
the other time stream?
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The one with Milo in it?
I don't know.
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Is that a lead-lined
stop sign?
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Yeah.
Maybe, it shielded your
brain from time waves.
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(CRASHES)
(GRUNTS)
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You did not however shield
your head from that lamp post.
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So, where are we
gonna go for lunch?
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He wants to go fix
the time stream first.
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Oh, but then I won't exist.
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(GASPS) It was all a dream.
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Giant Milo balloons,
the talking squirrel,
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time travels,
I ran into a lamp post?
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Wait, why am
I wearing my clothes?
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Well, honey, I'm not sure
about all that other stuff
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but you certainly ran
into a lamp post.
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Well, how did I get inside?
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Oh, I brought you in.
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You're so big now,
I had to use
a furniture dolly.
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Wait a minute, does that mean?
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Oh! It says Milo.
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Milo!
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(SOBBING)
Um...
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Good to see you, Elliot.
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Milo, I don't ever want to not
see you anymore.
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Every again!
Uh, thanks, Elliot.
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That's the nicest
sentence anyone's ever
messed up for me.
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Yeah, thanks Elliot.
Thanks, Elliot.
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Thanks Elliot.
Thanks Elliot.
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(CAR HORN HONKS)
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Don't worry, we're on it!
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♪ It's my world
and we're all livin' in it ♪
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