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MILO: Wow! I love nature
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when it's not on fire.
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The trees, the skies,
chirping birds.
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The fresh smell of leaves.
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The cruel indifference
of larger animals
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devouring smaller animals.
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Pine cones, the flowers,
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and the annoying nibble
of small woodland creatures
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that have no idea what
personal space is.
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Ah! Isn't this
the perfect spot?
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Yeah, and not too far from
my folks if we need anything.
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You sure they don't
want to join us?
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They have a slightly different
definition of roughing it.
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I love camping.
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Looking good, Milo.
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Hey, Melissa, you need any
help setting up your tent?
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No, I'm done.
But maybe later you can
help me dig a moat.
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I've been camping
with Milo before,
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but never this far
from a major hospital.
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C'mon Zack, we've already
been here five minutes
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and nothing's gone wrong.
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Okay, technically
a squirrel stampede
isn't wrong.
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We are in the wild.
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Yeah, the wolverines
in my kitchen was wrong.
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Exactly.
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Wow, look at that.
Campfire's ready.
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DAKOTA: I still can't believe
Mr. Block thinks we fabricated
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the whole pistachios
taking over
the future thing.
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Who would make up
something like that?
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Someone who wants to
get off pistachio duty?
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Yeah, okay.
I see his point.
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(BEEPS)
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Well, well, well,
look who it is.
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The future savers.
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Oh, and look who just
came into my office.
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Your two biggest fans,
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Bigfoot and the
Loch Ness Monster.
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Yes, very clever sir.
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Now, listen up. It's come
to our attention that
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a critical strain
of wild pistachios
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is going to be destroyed
by a rare flock of
red-beaked crows. Tonight!
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Oh, great!
Great?
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Um, no, I mean, bad.
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Bad crows.
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You two imbeciles
need to stop these birds
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and save the pistachios
at all costs.
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I don't want to hear any more
nonsense about sentient
nut trees.
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Is that clear?
BOTH: Yes, sir.
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And don't forget
your receipt.
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And after we saved him
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and the entire future,
this is the thanks we get.
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No, it's not his fault.
Once the pistachio plant
was destroyed
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everything must have
returned to normal.
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The time stream
healed around him.
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He'll never know
what we did.
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So what do we do now?
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I don't know.
If we succeed
in saving pistachios,
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we could very well
doom the world. Again.
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Which means we can't interfere
with those birds as ordered.
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It would be better if
we did absolutely nothing.
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Hey, hey, I got an idea.
Sounds like a ditch day to me.
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Hey, what do you say?
Well, I can't actually believe
am saying this but...
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All right, ditch day it is!
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♪ Don't look at me
for an itinerary
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♪ I've got no agenda, no plans
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♪ Let's just keep
it all arbitrary
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♪ And put it all in your hands
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♪ Hey, we could do
whatever you want
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♪ A park or a museum
or a restaurant
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♪ You know the one that
has the spinach
and the cheese croissant
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♪ Or we could just chill
and be all nonchalant
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♪ Check my schedule
I got nothing pressing
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♪ Nothing on my to-do list
That needs addressing
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♪ Seems the way that
the day's progressing
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♪ That we've got nothing to do
But messing around
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♪ Messing around
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♪ Messing around
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♪ Just messing around
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♪ Just messing around
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♪ Just messing around ♪
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Oh, must you eat that
odiferous limburger cheese
sandwich with your mouth open?
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How else am I gonna eat it?
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If my mouth is closed,
it doesn't fit
between my teeth.
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Think before you talk.
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Hey, look at this big guy
coming to party with us.
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Here you go, buddy.
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(CAWING)
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Oh, dear. This is just like
the old horror movie.
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Neptune Needs Women?
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Yes. No, not
Neptune Needs Women.
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What about this reminds you
of Neptune Needs Women?
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Yeah, you know, they
had that scene
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with the limburger sandwich
and the Neptunian queen
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is all like, "Men."
It was hilarious. Just
the way she said it, "Men."
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Hmm, those red beaks.
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Oh, I thought so.
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Those are red beak crows.
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What if these were the birds
that were going to destroy
that pistachio field?
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Uh-oh.
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And we've led them off course.
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Uh-oh, again.
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That would mean those
pistachio plants
are still alive.
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C'mon birdies, we've got some
nice pistachios for you.
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Why aren't they
following us?
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Maybe they like limburger
more than pistachios.
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Here, c'mon birdies,
follow the limburger.
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Here we go.
Wait... Wait... Wait...
Not like that...
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Hiking, climbing, fishing.
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Pulling Milo out
of the lake.
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It's been a full day.
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(YAWNS)
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Yeah, I'm gonna
sleep like a log.
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Or any other sleepy
wood-based object.
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ZACK: Me too.
Goodnight, Melissa.
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Goodnight, Milo.
Goodnight, Zack.
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Goodnight, Melissa.
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MILO: Goodnight, Zack.
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ZACK: Goodnight, Milo.
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MILO: Goodnight, Diogee.
(BARKS)
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Gotcha! I knew he followed us.
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MILO: Ah, yeah,
maybe I will have cake.
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Milo, what are you doing?
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Maybe we should follow
the hippopotamus.
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Hippopotamus?
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No, I'm not a reindeer.
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ZACK: Milo?
MELISSA: (YAWNS) What's
going on, Zack?
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Milo is slee... Wait.
Do you sleep in curlers?
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And you sleep dressed
as a mealworm?
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Never mind that.
Milo is sleepwalking.
Oh, we'll just wake him up.
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Hey, Milo!
No!
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You're not supposed to
wake a sleepwalker.
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I heard that was
an old wives' tale.
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No, I read it somewhere.
Where?
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Sleep Malady Digest?
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Let's just get him
back to the tent.
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We can talk about your fake
sleep magazines later.
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♪ I'm taking a stroll
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♪ In the moonlight
Take, take, taking a stroll
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♪ Just taking a stroll
Feeling just all right
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♪ When I'm in the moonlight
taking a stroll
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♪ It's not a crime
To pass the time
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♪ With cadence and
an occasional rhyme
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♪ Putting one foot
in front of the other
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♪ I'm taking a stroll
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♪ Under the stars
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♪ It's delightful
I know it may sound cliche
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♪ You can really go far
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♪ And that's despite
all the really gruesome
obstacles in your way
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♪ So turn off your mind
And let yourself unwind
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♪ And follow me
'Cause you know that I'm
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♪ Just take, take, take, take,
take, take, taking a stroll
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(SCREAMING)
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♪ I'm taking a stroll
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♪ In the moonlight
Take take, taking a stroll
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♪ Just taking a stroll
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♪ Feeling just right
When I'm in the moonlight
Taking a stroll
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♪ It's not a crime
to pass the time
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♪ With cadence and
an occasional rhyme
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♪ Putting one foot
in front of the other
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♪ I'm taking a stroll
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♪ Got one foot
in front of the other
I'm taking a stroll ♪
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See, the Neptunians don't
have women on their planet
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and so they come
to Earth and...
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Voila! The wild pistachios.
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(CAWING)
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Well, that's the last of it.
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What's happening?
I thought they
loved pistachios.
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They ate like four sandwiches.
Maybe they're full.
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CAVENDISH: Here you go.
You want a pistachio?
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Yummy pistachio.
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DAKOTA: Yeah, that's
one stuffed bird.
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Oh, it's no use, Dakota.
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We're going to have
to destroy every
pistachio ourselves.
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You had me at "destroy."
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(SCREAMING)
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(GRUNTING)
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SAVANNAH: Phew!
That was a close one.
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If it had taken us
one minute longer,
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Texas would have
ceased to exist.
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Wait, stop the car.
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BRICK: I smell failure.
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♪ I can feel it falling
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♪ I can feel it falling
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Oh, timber.
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♪ And now I...
(BRICK CLEARS THROAT)
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Cavendish and Dakota,
what are you doing here?
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(MUMBLING NERVOUSLY)
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Limburger sandwich?
Quite tasty.
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Are you destroying
those pistachio trees?
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Well...
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We saved this one.
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And not a moment
too soon!
Yeah.
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These other trees?
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They were bad trees.
Very bad trees.
Bad trees.
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Every one was out to get
this little tree.
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Your mission is to save them.
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Well, see. If you
weren't here,
we would have saved it.
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Yeah, it's kinda your fault.
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But no hard feelings.
We'll let this one go.
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You know,
cut you guys a break.
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(PHONE BEEPING)
Hold on a moment.
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CAVENDISH: Mr. Block.
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I just got a text
from Savannah.
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You two are destroying
pistachio plants?
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(MUMBLING NERVOUSLY)
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Limburger sandwich?
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Due to your deliberate
insubordination,
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I'm hereby
removing the two of you
from pistachio duty
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and putting you on
something even worse.
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Cleaning outhouses
in the Renaissance.
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Don't worry, I'll find some
other schlubs to take over
this assignment.
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MR. BLOCK: Brick, Savannah,
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I've got a new
assignment for you.
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(GROANS)
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(GROWLS)
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Could this day
get any worse?
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(GROWLS)
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MELISSA: (GRUNTS) We're
almost at the camp.
ZACK: Yeah.
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After tonight, I'm
gonna sleep forever.
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(YAWNS) Yeah, good idea.
I'll go first.
Wait for me.
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(SCREAMING)
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(YAWNS) Oh, man!
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Oh, was I sleepwalking?
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Oh, I'm glad you guys woke me
before I got too far
from the tent.
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Ow!
What did I say?
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♪ It's my world
and we're all livin' in it ♪
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♪ We're all livin' in it
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♪ Go, Milo
Go, Milo, go
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♪ Oh, thanks, everybody
That is so motivational
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♪ Go, Milo
Go, Milo, go
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♪ Whoa
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♪ Whoa
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♪ I'm not sitting here
watching the world turn
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♪ You know I'd rather spin it
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♪ Go, Milo
Go, Milo, go
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♪ It's my world
and we're all livin' in it ♪
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