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ANNOUNCER: And the first
annual middle school
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safety award goes to...
Elliot Decker!
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(AUDIENCE CLAPPING)
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Oh, I am so deeply honored
to accept this
incredible award.
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Since I'm, uh, you know,
not a public speaker,
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I didn't prepare a speech
so please allow me
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in my very humble way
to simply say... Lights!
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♪ Ever since I was
hall monitor
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♪ And wore that safety vest
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♪ All the other kids in school
were jealous,
said I was obsessed.
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♪ But what you see
is what you get
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♪ There's nothing
more to go on
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♪ With me, it's safety
first and second,
third and forth, and so on
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♪ I'm no friend
to careless living
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♪ Danger's biggest enemy
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♪ I'm a soldier in the war
on accidental injury
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♪ He's the caution king,
he's the safety czar
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♪ I'm the being
careful superstar!
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♪ He's an advocate for
living hazard free!
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♪ That's me!
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♪ So when it comes
to cautious living
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♪ There's a lot of free
advice I'm giving!
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♪ Gotta non-slip,
flame-retardant,
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♪ High-reflective,
shatterproof philosophy
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♪ If you're looking for
a safety czar, that's me
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♪ Yes, if you're looking
for a safety czar
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♪ Just think of me
as life's pace car!
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♪ If you're looking
for a safety czar! ♪
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Elliot Decker,
you are destined
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to be the greatest
middle school
safety inspector of all time.
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(ALARM BEEPING)
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(CELL PHONE RINGING)
Elliot here. Over.
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Mr. Decker.
This is Principal Milder.
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Hello, ma'am. I was just
making the rounds
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downtown, taping foam rubber
on pointy objects.
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Is this about my resume? Over.
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Indeed, Mr. Decker.
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You've been selected as
our first candidate
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for middle school
safety inspector.
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We've been forced to
hire from within,
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and since you're our
volunteer crossing guard...
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Yes! Advancing through
bureaucracy! I'll take it!
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The giant mystic crash
test dummy was right!
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(BICYCLE BELL RINGS)
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Okay, Elliot you've got this.
Safety is my life.
Safety is my middle name.
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I eat safety for breakfast...
Good morning, Mr. Decker.
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Your assignment is to
inspect and correct
any safety violations.
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At the end of the day,
if the school grounds
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conform to code and
there are no major problems,
the job is yours.
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(LAUGHS JOYFULLY)
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Unsecured trash cans,
students without
knee pads or helmets,
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dangerously abrasive
ceiling tiles,
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exposed electrical sockets,
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sharp corners on
fire extinguisher casing...
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(GASPS)
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Milo Murphy!
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If anything goes wrong today,
he'll be at the center of it.
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I can't let that walking
disaster area out of my sight.
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Whoa!
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PRINCIPAL MILDER:
Mr. Decker? Is everything
okay out there?
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Help me! Hey!
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Did you just say something?
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Yes, uh,
have a helpy day!
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"Helpy"?
It's "help" as an adjective.
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Touche.
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So we get the rehearsal
room at free period.
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How did you line this up?
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Principal Milder said
we could use the music room
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in exchange for never walking
past her office again.
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Well, can you blame her?
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Hi, Principal Milder!
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(GASPS)
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Gentlemen!
Welcome to the North Pole...
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Oh, sorry!
Dive! Dive! Dive!
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Okay, from the top.
Two, three, four...
(BAND PLAYING)
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Possible safety violations
in music room.
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Left piano wheel bent,
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tuba improperly
affixed to walls,
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spit-valve missing
on trumpet...
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(GROANS)
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(PANTING)
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Having secured
Milo's schedule,
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his present location is
the most dangerous of all.
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Science class.
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(GRUNTS)
Possible science
class violations...
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Bunsen burners,
volatile chemicals,
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laser equipment.
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Also it was way too easy to
get inside this air duct.
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But I've got to make
like a predicate
and follow my subject.
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Hey, Milo,
ever get the feeling
somebody's watching you?
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Sure. Whenever we sit
next to boney boy.
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(CHUCKLES) Yeah, that's,
that's not creepy...
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(BELL RINGS)
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Hey, can we practice
again during lunch?
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That sounded
good this morning.
Let's do it!
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Stay gold, boney boy!
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Present perimeter secured.
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(SCREAMS)
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(GROANS)
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(YELLING)
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(SIGHS)
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(GRUNTS)
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I will not let you down,
giant, mystic
crash test dummy!
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(GRUNTS)
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Safe enough.
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I can't let Milo
out of my sight.
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♪ Just roll with it! ♪
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Possible violations,
exceeding county
noise ordinance,
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playing a rock song
on an accordion...
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Hey, Elliot, this drinking
fountain is leaking.
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Aren't you gonna report it?
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In a moment!
That menace Milo Murphy
is on the move!
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Nice alliteration.
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Thanks. I had a whole
predicate joke
before but nobody heard it.
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How is the inspection
going, Mr. Decker?
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Uh, just checking
the spackling.
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Lookin' good,
everything up to code!
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Are you sitting on
the drinking fountain?
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No.
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(SCREAMS)
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He's getting away!
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Whoa!
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You're not getting away
from me, Murphy.
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I'm coming for ya.
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I'm coming for ya.
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No matter what
you do, Milo Murphy,
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this school is safe
on my watch!
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(SEAGULL SCREECHES)
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Hey! Get off of there!
Get off of there!
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I can't see Murphy!
G... Get off... (STRAINING)
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Hey, that's my sandwich!
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Hey, hey! Get off! Hey!
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(YELLS) Get outta here!
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Would you take a look
at this boulder I dug up?
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The thing's perfectly round!
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Yeah, round.
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I mean, it's like
a big marble!
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Smooth!
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If this thing ever
got rolling,
it would never stop!
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Never stop.
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I shouldn't have
left the engine running.
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Nope. Shouldn't have.
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ELLIOT: What the...
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Uh... Oh, no!
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The school!
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(GRUNTING)
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Stop!
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Attention, all students!
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Please flatten yourselves
against the wall
to avoid the giant boulder!
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I repeat, avoid giant boulder!
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(PANTS)
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♪ Just roll with it
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♪ Sometimes there looks like
there is no solution
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♪ You wish you had
a stronger constitution
(GROANS)
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♪ Don't have to worry
about mistakes you've made
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♪ When life gives you lemons,
you make lemonade
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♪ Hey!
♪ Hey, whatcha gonna do?
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♪ There's gotta be something
that'll get you through
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♪ The world is
gonna shake you
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♪ But don't you let it
break you in two
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♪ Yeah
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♪ You can schedule and plan
but you've gotta understand
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♪ You're never
really in control
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♪ You've got to know to let
go and just roll with it
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(GROANING)
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♪ Hey!
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(BELL DINGS)
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♪ Hey, whatcha gonna do?
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♪ There's gotta be something
that'll get you through
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♪ The world is
gonna shake you
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♪ But don't you let it
break you in two
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♪ Yeah!
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♪ You can schedule and plan
but you've gotta understand
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♪ You're never
really in control
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♪ You've got to know
to let go... ♪
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Quick! Somebody
get the other door!
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I got it, Elliot!
No, no, Murphy! Not you!
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It worked?
Yeah, you did it, Elliot!
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Stay back, Murphy!
Hear me?
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Sure thing.
Nice job, Elliot!
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Oh, no. My bike! Oh!
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(GASPS)
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(GRUNTING)
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Is that boulder new?
It's perfectly round.
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I mean, if it started
rolling it would just...
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Mr. Decker,
is that your bike?
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Um...
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I thought so.
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Do you call this
a safe environment?
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Mr. Decker, you're fired!
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But I haven't
been hired yet!
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Oh, that's right.
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Well then, you're not hired.
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Good day!
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I'll never get this job now.
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Oh, I'm sure
that's not the case.
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What was the job?
School safety officer.
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(CHUCKLES)
Oh, no, you're right.
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You're definitely
not getting that.
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Maybe next time.
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Elliot Decker...
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I guess I was wrong.
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♪ It's my world
and we're all livin' in it
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♪ We're all livin' in it
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♪ Go, Milo
Go, Milo, go
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♪ Oh, thanks, everybody
That is so motivational
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♪ Go, Milo
Go, Milo, go
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♪ Whoa
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♪ I'm not sitting here
watching the world turn
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♪ You know I'd rather spin it
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♪ Go, Milo
Go, Milo, go
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♪ It's my world
and we're all livin' in it ♪
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