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♪♪
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♪ Look at that sun
Look at that sky
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♪ Look at my sweater vest
I look so fly
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♪ Look at that mailbox
Look at that tree
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♪ It's about as beautiful
as it can be
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♪ Whoa
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♪ Today is gonna
be exceptional
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♪ Never boring
even for a minute
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♪ It's my world
and we're all livin' in it
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♪ Whoa, whoa
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♪ Never boring
even for a minute
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♪ It's my world
and we're all livin' in it ♪
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(INHALES DEEPLY)
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Where am I?
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You've been in a coma.
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For 12 years.
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Krill!
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(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
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ANNOUNCER: In a world
where krill are everywhere.
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They're very, very small.
But they're everywhere.
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ANNOUNCER: One man has
what it takes to fight back.
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Give up, Krill Hunter.
They're everywhere!
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I'll catch you on
the flip side. (GRUNTS)
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Oh, I get it. It's sarcasm!
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Actually, it's a pun.
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ANNOUNCER: From the visionary
minds that brought you...
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(ANNOUNCER READING)
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I'll get you, krill!
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Hey, you got 'em!
I... I think...
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(ANNOUNCER READING)
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I'm not the Krill Hunter
I used to be.
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(ANNOUNCER READING)
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Oh, Krill Hunter,
I'd love to go swimming.
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I wouldn't advise it.
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(ANNOUNCER READING)
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(LAUGHS)
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Krill-joy!
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(ANNOUNCER READING)
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I'm going to need
some hump-backup.
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And that's why
Tobias Trollhammer
is my idol.
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It's a cool trailer,
but he's just an action guy.
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Well, it's more than that.
His movies taught me that
when something's in your way,
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it's not a problem,
it's a challenge!
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Like that hat?
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Oh, right. This is
the same kind of hat
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that Tobias wore
in Krillhunter II:
Time to Krill.
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I thought it might
make him notice me.
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After all, I'm not the only
one who wants his autograph.
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I mean, look at this line!
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We don't want that
has-been's autograph.
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This is the line for
the ice cream guy.
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I'm saving up
for med school!
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Oh. Do you know
where we can find him?
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Well, they're filming a movie
over on Brand and Sanchez.
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You might check
over there.
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MILO: I thought there'd be
more fans here.
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Sorry, Milo,
but Tobias Trollhammer
is old news.
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Nobody wants to
see him anymore.
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Isn't that him pulling
up over there?
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Oh, my gosh, I see him!
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What? He's still a movie star.
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Come on, let's go
get his autograph!
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Well, well, well, if it isn't
my old friend, Milo Murphy.
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We're friends? That's so nice.
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Can't you tell
I'm being sarcastic?
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Well, I can now.
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Wait a minute. You're not
even a real security guard.
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Do you even work here?
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Yeah, the letters on your back
are just masking tape.
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And your walkie-talkie is
just a bar of soap
with a straw shoved it.
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I filed a permit with the city
and extended my crosswalk
all the way to here.
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So today, I am protecting
Tobias Trollhammer.
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Zack, Plan B!
Right.
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(GROANS) I think I'm sick.
You've got to take me
to the infirmary.
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You really think I'm going
to fall for the old
sick prisoner routine?
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No, no, you're right.
Too dramatic?
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Way over the top.
It still worked, though.
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Wait, if that's Zack...
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And the award for the best
stunt double goes to Mort!
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(GROANS) Emergency!
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We've got a 709
at the south entrance!
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Lorraine! My soap
is talking to me!
LORRAINE: Just ignore it!
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(SIGHS) I missed him! Darn it.
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And as long as
I'm on duty, you're always
going to miss him!
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Okay, guys, time for plan H.
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What about C through G?
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MILO: I already went through
them all in my head
and they don't work!
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ZACK: Wow, Milo.
This thing is cool.
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How'd you fit this
in your backpack?
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Oh, it telescopes down.
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Which is ironic, 'cause,
you know, it's a periscope.
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Can you see Elliot?
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Yeah, he's just standing
there, with that
ridiculous look on his face.
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I can hear you guys!
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Ooh, let me see!
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Okay, yeah, you just
look through here.
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Wait a second, I only see sky.
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Oh, there he is.
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Yeah, it is kind of
a ridiculous look.
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ELLIOT: I can still hear you!
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MELISSA: Hang on a second...
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I see some pipes,
a wrecking ball
and a water tower.
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Excellent! Now all we need
is a cup of Murphy's Law.
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I'm not letting you in.
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Oh, I know, Melissa
just wanted me to
stand over here.
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(BIRDS SQUAWKING)
(SCREAMING)
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Uh, Melissa? Now what?
How do I get in?
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Never mind!
I figured it out!
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(GROANS) This script is awful!
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No stunts. No action.
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And there's hardly
any krill in it at all!
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No wonder my fans
have abandoned me.
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Your fans haven't
abandoned you!
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In fact, I saw a whole
line of them out there!
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As soon as they get their
ice cream they're going to
come over here, Tobias!
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It's almost like my career
has been jinxed
by a menninkainen.
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What the heck
is a menninkainen?
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It's a goblin from
Scandinavian folklore.
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He comes on his sled of doom
to curse you with
bad luck and eat your soul.
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How does he eat your soul?
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I do not know the particulars.
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Tobias, I promise you,
there's no goblins
haunting you.
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You say that
but you do not know.
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Okay, places everyone.
Let's try to get
this in one take.
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Tobias, remember now,
you've spent days
hunting krill
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to save the little girl
in the hospital.
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And, action!
Oh, they're filming
right over here.
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I don't see any krill
on the horizon.
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I think everything's gonna
be all... (GASPS)
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What's wrong with him?
He's acting. Keep rolling.
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(GASPING)
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I'm here to eat your soul!
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(SCREAMS) Menninkainen!
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Oh, no!
You hit Jerry! I think.
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Stay away from
me, menninkainen!
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MAN: I mean, he's a krill
so he's awfully small.
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Does anyone have
a magnifying glass?
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He's going off script!
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Keep rolling and follow him!
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I didn't mean to startle him.
I just wanted his autograph.
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You're a fan of Tobias?
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The biggest.
You're just what he needs.
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He needs to see you.
To know that he is loved.
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To know that
people still care.
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Now go find him.
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You want us to chase the man
who ran away
from us in terror?
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The most noble thing you can
do is support the ego of a man
who pretends to hunt krill!
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He's right!
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Now go! Go!
Go like the wind!
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Can we borrow this?
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Um...
Thanks! Come on, guys!
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Ah, Reggie, you gotta learn
to stand up for yourself.
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I'm borrowing your cart
full of frozen delightful.
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Unlike Reggie,
I'm okay with it!
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Oh, no! It's the menninkainen,
on his sled of doom!
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And the director,
on his sled of doom!
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And I have no idea
who those guys are.
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But they're also
on a sled of doom!
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Take that! And that!
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(GRUNTS)
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Oh! Merchandising
tie-in! Brilliant!
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Oh, ice cream!
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TOUR GUIDE: (OVER PA)
And to your left, you can see
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our city's historic
waterfront district.
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And with this new,
uh, street boat,
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we can show you the sights
our competitors can't!
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MAYOR: Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome to the first annual
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full-sized remote
control car race.
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On your marks, get set, go!
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(PEOPLE CHEERING)
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(GRUNTS)
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This is solid gold!
Keep shooting!
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Stop chasing me,
menninkainen!
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What's a menninkainen?
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Oh! It's a goblin from
Scandinavian folklore.
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How would you know that?
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Don't you remember that
show when we were kids?
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MAN:
♪ Milly and the menninkainen ♪
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I love you, menninkainen!
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I'm gonna eat your soul!
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MAN:
♪ Milly and the menninkainen ♪
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No, I do not
remember that show!
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Yeah, maybe we had
different cable providers.
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(GRUNTS)
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(GASPS)
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(ALL SCREAMING)
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He's on the rover!
Bring us in close.
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You know we're not in
control of this.
I don't know who is!
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I can't even see
my car anymore.
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You guys want to stop?
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Nah, just keep pushing
these little levers.
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I'm sure it's very exciting.
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Hi, Mr. Trollhammer!
I'd really...
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You're going to
eat my soul!
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I have no plans
to eat your soul!
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I was just hoping
you'd sign an autograph.
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Oh, and here's a treat!
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If you look to your right,
you'll see has-been actor
Tobias Trollhammer.
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ALL: Ooh!
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Oh, and now he's
climbing on our boat.
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Again, our competitors
don't have this.
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You get away from me,
menninkainen!
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I'm not a menninkainen.
I'm a fan.
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Why would you
be a fan of mine?
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I'm washed up. A has-been.
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And after this disaster,
I'm sure my career is over.
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Are you kidding? Your movies
taught me that every obstacle
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is a challenge
you can learn from.
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What do you mean?
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Take that drawbridge that
we're about to plummet off of?
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In Krill Hunter V:
The Krilling Floor,
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when your boat was about to
roll out of that cargo plane,
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you saved the day by
dropping the boat's anchor,
like this!
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(SCREAMS) We are going
to plummet to our...
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Oh, no, we are okay.
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And only on our tour,
you can experience
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the dangling on
a bridge finale.
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PASSENGERS: Ooh!
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You saved us!
Thank you, menninkainen!
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I learned from the best!
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And cut!
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That was awesome!
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I would definitely
go see that movie.
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That was amazing!
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I can easily build an entire
movie around that chase scene.
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Tobias, baby, you're back!
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Please tell me there was
film in the camera.
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Oh, there wasn't
any film in the camera.
What?
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Because we don't
use film anymore.
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This is a video camera.
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So tell me there was
videotape in the camera.
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There wasn't any video tape
in the camera either.
What?
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Because we don't use
video tape anymore.
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Just one of these
memory cards.
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And there is one of
those in the camera.
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Ooh, let me see.
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(SCREAMS)
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You know, I probably
deserved that.
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So, you think
the race is over yet?
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Yeah, probably.
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