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MELISSA: Okay, Milo.
How about on a scale
of one to ten?
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MILO: I would rate this a six.
MELISSA: I would say it's
at least a seven or eight.
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MELISSA: Wait, is ten
the best or the worst?
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ZACK: Uh, maybe we could
rate this adventure later,
you know, if we survive.
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And if we don't?
Then we don't rate it.
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For now,
can we just figure out
the surviving part?
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Well, we might be able to
llama our way out of this.
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Oh, just like
the llama incident.
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(LAUGHS SARCASTICALLY)
Okay, that's it.
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You guys are
always talking about
the llama incident.
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What is the llama incident?
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I don't think
we're always
talking about it.
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Yeah, what conversations
would that even fit into?
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A lot.
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I would've had extras
but you know,
the llama incident.
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Last time he came,
there was a llama stampede.
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My t-shirt launcher is still
filled with knockout gas
from the llama incident.
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I've seen you
walk a tightrope
over stampeding llamas.
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Llama incident.
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Llama incident.
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BOTH: (ALTERNATING)
Lla. Ma. In. Ci. Dent.
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BOTH: Llama incident.
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Well, we might be able to
llama our way out of this.
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Oh, just like
the llama incident.
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Oh, I hadn't realized
we talk about it so much.
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Looks like we're gonna
have to let him into
the llama club, Milo.
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All right, then. Sit back,
relax and get ready to
hear the llama story.
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Actually, don't sit back
because you'll fall
to your doom.
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It was last fall.
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Melissa was stuckon a tightropeover the football field.
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Milo, I can't do
this much longer.
What's the plan?
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Not sure yet but
I'm working on it.
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Why are there
all these llamas
at the football game?
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(GROANS)
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MILO: And that wasthe llama incident.
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Hold on. How did the llamas
wind up at the football game?
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Okay, let me back up.
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Back at theturn of the century...
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ZACK: Really?It starts in 1900?
MILO: No, this century.
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MILO: The year 2000.
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ZACK: Oh, okay. Go on.
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MILO: A man namedEdwin Garner came intoa large inheritance.
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MELISSA: But the inheritancewasn't money.
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What are these
llamas doing here?
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(IN BOSTON ACCENT)
I told you, Uncle Irwin
left me the llama farm.
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Just not the farm part.
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ZACK: Stop. Stop there.
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Why does he
have such a thick
Boston accent?
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Oh, he was
originally from Boston.
Oh, okay.
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But I think you
backtracked too far.
Jump ahead.
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Oh, okay.
So, Garner bought
a little theater in town,
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a little 99-seat place,Equity Waiver.
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Anyway, 15 years laterhe had a whole string of them,
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and there was an avant gardeplay festival usingGarner's llamas in the cast.
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MELISSA: There were showslike Hello Dolly Llama,
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Annie Get Your Llama,
Death of A Sales Llama.
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Some of the titleswere better than others.
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MILO: " Llamalet, it's Hamlet
but with Llamas."
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Well, I guess that
quote says it all.
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I always confuse
camels and llamas.
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Are llamas furry?
Or is their skin
like a briefcase?
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Furry. Neither is
like a briefcase.
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I wonder what
I'm thinking of.
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A briefcase?
That's it.
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MELISSA: So, we're atGarner's theater,
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and all things considered,the play was goingpretty well.
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Hamlet had justasked for forgiveness
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but Laertes wasn'thaving any part of it.
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I think.
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And I thought it was
hard to understand
Shakespeare in human.
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MELISSA: That's right aroundwhere Murphy's Law kicked in.
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(LLAMAS GASP)
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MILO: My backpack.
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Stop that llama!
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♪ Llama, llamallama, llama, llama
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♪ Llama, llamallama, llama, llama
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♪ Llama, llamallama, llama, llama
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♪ Llama, llamallama, llama, llama
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♪ Llama, llama, llama
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♪ Llama, llama, llama
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♪ Llama, llama, llamaLlama, llama, llamaLlama, llama, llama
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♪ Here's a llama,there's a llama andanother llama over there
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♪ We've got llamas to spare
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♪ There's a baby llama,and a papa and a mama llamain a llama mini-drama
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♪ Better beware
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♪ Como se llama, llama?What's the trauma?
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♪ Oh, llama, you're the bomb-aand you're blowing upYou're everywhere
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♪ Formal looking llamais he on his way to prom-a?
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♪ It's hard to remain calm-awhen you're overrun by llamas
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♪ Llama, llama, llamaLlama, llama, llamaLlama, llama, llama
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♪ Hey llama, you're the bomb-aand you're blowing upYou're everywhere
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♪ Llama, llama, llama
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(SCREAMING)
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♪ Llama, llama, llama
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♪ Llama, llama, llama
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♪ Llama, llama, llamaLlama, llama, llamaLlama, llama, llama ♪
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(POLAR BEAR ROARING)
(MELISSA SHRIEKING)
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MILO: And I gotmy backpack back.
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Hold on, hold on, hold on.
What's with the polar bear?
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And how did you
get from the glacier
to the football game?
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Well, we couldn't just
leave those llamas
on the iceberg.
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So, I used my t-shirt
cannon to shoot knockout gas
at the polar bear,
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which we usedto frighten the llamasin a southerly direction.
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From there, it wasa simple matterof a dog sled,
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seaplane andpublic bus systemback to town.
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Okay, mission accomplished.
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We just have to get these
quadruped thespians back
to their respective theaters.
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But they seemed confused
and unmotivated.
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How do you
motivate a llama?
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Well, we could lure
them with pistachios.
Pistachios?
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Didn't you know that
llamas love pistachios?
You're asking me?
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I thought they had
skin like a briefcase.
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DAKOTA: Who knew pistachio
gelatin was so heavy?
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Who knew
pistachio gelatin existed?
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I could've sworn
I had some pistachios
in here, somewhere.
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(BIRD CHIRPING)
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Hey, I found them.
Oh, that works, too.
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Milo, what do I do?
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(ALL GRUNTING CURIOUSLY)
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If I were you,
I'd probably run.
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So, then you went
to the football game?
Let's see.
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Hamlet, ballet, graduation,beauty salon, cargo ship,
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glacier, bus,pistachio gelatin,
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giant spool of wire...
ZACK: Giant spool of wire?
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Oh, right.
Got ahead
of myself.
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So, Melissa ran as
fast as she could, but
the llamas were closing in.
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She ran right intothe football stadium.
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Hey!
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MILO: With the llamashot on her heels.
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She's with me!
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So, who are
the llamas with?
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Hut! Hey!
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Take this!
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(MELISSA YELLS)
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Your hooves are
hard and leathery
like a briefcase.
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♪ One thing I can promiseI've been all acrossthis nation
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♪ Never seen so many llamasso here's my punctuation
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♪ Llama, commaLlama, comma
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♪ Llama, commaLlama, commaLlama, comma
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♪ Llama, Oxford commaand llama
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Yeah!
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(WHOOPING)
♪ Llama, llama, llama ♪
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That's right,
bring it up here.
Now, tie it to the railing.
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There you go,
one drum of cable.
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No, I said one
drum for Mabel.
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She left hers at home.
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Oh, I get it.
Drum of cable,
drum for Mabel.
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Boy, is my face red.
I mean, they sound a lot alike
and then they rhyme and all,
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but why would I think
you need a big drum
of cable up here?
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And it was a lot of effort
getting it up these stairs.
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MILO: This went onfor several hours.
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(RAPID TAPPING)
And... Wait,what's that noise?
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Shoo!
Stop that.
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Go away, woodpecker.
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Maybe we can
distract him.
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What do woodpeckers
like to eat?
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Uh, branches.
Pistachio trees.
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Yes, but the pistacia vera
is a very sturdy wood.
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That should give me
enough time to tell you
about the seat belts.
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(TAPPING CONTINUES)
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Keep going.
Anyway,
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Melissa was getting
pretty tired of
running from llamas.
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Milo, a little help here.
I'm about to be llama chow.
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I've got it, seat belts.
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Whatever you're doing,
do it better.
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Melissa, grab the seat belt.
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Milo, this isn't working.
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(EXCLAIMS)
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Whoa!
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Oops, sorry.
I didn't mean to
throw it that high.
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I was just startled
by all these llamas.
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Milo, I can't do
this much longer.
What's the plan?
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Not sure yet but
I'm working on it.
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Why are there
all these llamas
at the football game?
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MILO: And that's basically it.The llama story. The end.
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The end? What do you mean?
She's about to fall
into stampeding llamas.
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That's how we started.
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Oh, well, you know
she got down because
she's right here.
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By that logic,
the only stories you would
ever wanna hear
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would be told
by dead people.
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Just tell me how
she got down.
Okay.
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(BARKS)
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Melissa!
I just remembered that Diogee
is one quarter llama dog.
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What does that even mean?
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He herds llamas
like a sheep dog
herds sheep.
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I've never seen
him do that.
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Oh, yeah.
It just doesn't
come up very often.
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(SPEAKING SPANISH)
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ZACK: Wait, wait, wait.
Since when do you
know Spanish?
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Well...
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(SPEAKING SPANISH)
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(SPEAKING SPANISH)
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Okay, okay, but
how does Diogee
know Spanish?
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Well...
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(SPEAKING SPANISH)
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(BARKS)
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Just finish
the llama story.
Okay.
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(SPEAKING SPANISH)
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(DIOGEE BARKING)
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Good boy.
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Now, jump.
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No, I meant Melissa,
but you're right,
that was ambiguous.
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Melissa, jump!
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Are you sure?
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Trust me.
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(EXCLAIMS)
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Oh, they're so soft.
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They're not like
a briefcase at all.
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I know, right?
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(BLOWS WHISTLE)
(WHOOPING)
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And that was
the llama incident.
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Wow, no wonder you guys
made a big deal
about that story.
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Yeah, it was legendary.
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(TAPPING)
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Guys, I got it.
Seatbelts, pistachios,
Diogee, llamas, woodpeckers.
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I know how
we can get down.
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Hurry, the branch
is about to...
(ALL SCREAM)
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MILO: Hey, Mort,
how's it going?
Not great.
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I just got this job
and I already dropped
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three of these
flesh colored bags
of red paint.
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Hope you're having
a better day than me.
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We sure are.
A few minutes ago,
we were falling from a cliff.
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Whoa, how did you survive?
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Oh, you mean
the woodpecker incident.
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♪ Woodpecker, woodpecker,woodpecker, woodpecker,woodpecker, woodpecker ♪
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♪ We're all livin' in it
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♪ Go, MiloGo, Milo, go
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♪ Oh, thanks, everybodyThat is so motivational
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♪ Go, MiloGo, Milo, go
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♪ Whoa
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♪ I'm not sitting herewatching the world turn
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♪ You know I'd rather spin it
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♪ It's my worldand we're all livin' in it ♪
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