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♪♪
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♪ Look at that sunLook at that sky
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♪ Look at my sweater vestI look so fly
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♪ Look at that mailboxLook at that tree
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♪ It's about as beautifulas it can be
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♪ Whoa
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♪ Today is gonnabe exceptional
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♪ Never boringeven for a minute
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♪ It's my worldand we're all livin' in it
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♪ Whoa, whoa
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♪ Never boringeven for a minute
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♪ It's my worldand we're all livin' in it ♪
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The school needs these
for the Clothing Donation
Drive by tomorrow.
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So, we've got to make
some tough decisions.
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Hey, where's
Melissa today?
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She said she
had to study.
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Out, boy!
Those are all clean.
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Well, not anymore.
Hmm. Remind me.
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What happened to these
platypus pajamas?
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(SCREAMS)
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Hot chocolate.
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No, I mean,
why are they teal?
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Aren't platypuses brown?
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Someone's idea
of "artsy."
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Diogee, out!
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(DOG WHIMPERS)
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I better store them
someplace safe
until tomorrow.
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Away from Diogee.
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Oh, yeah. It's Diogee
that causes all the
problems around here.
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Mom, I'm storing
the giveaways
in your closet
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to keep them away
from Diogee.
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BRIGETTE: Tuna casserole.
But not until six!
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(PANTING)
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Did you know that "donation"
comes from the Latin word
"donare" meaning "to give"?
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Nobody cares, Jim.
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Here you go, sir.
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Sorry, clothes only.
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Suitcase donations
are on Tuesdays.
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(SCREAMS)
You didn't!
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Didn't what?
Give away Mom's collection
of rock concert T-shirts!
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Uh-oh. Her shirts
must've fallen in
by mistake.
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We got to get them
back now, guys!
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Those T-shirts are
important to Mom.
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How do you know that?
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These T-shirts are
so important to me.
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I don't believe
that was a real
conversation.
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Oh, right.
You're guys.
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You don't talk
about your feelings.
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Well, not our feelings
about clothes.
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Well, we've got
to get them back,
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because Mom and Dad
are going to an '80s party
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and she's planning
on wearing her vintage
swag, tonight!
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In one hour!
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She hasn't worn
them in years,
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and we lost them one hour
before she needs them?
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What are the odds?
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Even money.
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Yep, even money.
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(DOORBELL TINKLES)
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Mr. Drako,
what are you
doing here?
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I volunteer
on weekends.
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You can find
the coolest stuff.
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Look, a black cape,
like I'm a superhero
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that's evil.
(LAUGHS EVILLY)
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Um, Mr. Drako,
I accidentally donated
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some of my mom's
favorite T-shirts.
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Do you think
we could get
them back?
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Hmm...
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Flea infested underwear,
flea infested socks,
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flea infested mattress.
Oh, here we go! T-shirts!
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Oh, I'm sorry, Milo.
We ran out of space
for the vintage T-shirts.
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So, I sent them on
to the mulching center.
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Mulching center?
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Yes, they're mulched
and shredded,
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and the material is used
to make replicas
of vintage T-shirts.
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You look like
you're about
to scream.
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Well, if you do,
please take it outside.
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(DOORBELL TINKLES)
(ALL SCREAM)
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Yeah, they were
about to scream.
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Dakota, enter
the password.
All right.
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(BEEPING)
P-A-S-S-W-O-R-D.
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The password
is "password"?
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No, it's "drowssap"
backwards.
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"Drowssap"?
Drowssap.
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It's my mother's
maiden name.
Ah.
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And it's backwards,
so, you know,
no one will guess it.
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No one will guess that.
Yeah, security.
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Well done...
(BEEPING)
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Dakota, Cavendish.
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Here are today's pistachioprotecting coordinates.
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(MACHINE PRINTING)
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I have complete confidencein your abilities.
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Don't bungle this assignmentlike every other one.
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Best of luck.
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Yes! The zoo!
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We get to see actual
live animals and...
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Dreadfully happy for you.
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Happy for "us"!
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♪ We're going to the zoo
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♪ We're going to the zoo
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♪ And then we're gonnasee some animals
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Come on. Join in.
You know you want it.
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♪ We're going to the zooWe're going to the zoo
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♪ And then we're gonnasee some animals ♪
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It's going to be
a very long day.
Yeah, hopefully.
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(ALL PANTING)
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It's the donation trailer!
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(AIR HISSING)
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Oh, the back tire?
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That's my favorite tire!
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Stash your bike.
Here comes the bus!
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No problem. We follow
the truck to the
mulching center,
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grab the shirts
and we're gold!
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(SCOFFS)
Piece of cake.
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Easy-peasy.
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No sweat.
In the bag.
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Done deal.
The crow flies
in square circles.
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What? I thought
we were just
saying things.
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
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Stop the bus!
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
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MILO: No time to lose!
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Too low.
A little higher,
please.
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(ALL PANTING)
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ZACK: I'm not used
to running after things.
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I'm used to things
running after us!
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Yeah, see?
See, like that.
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(ALL SCREAM)
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Come on!
Jump on.
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We've got to stop it
before it hits the river.
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SARA: Wait.
How are we supposed
to stop it now?
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MILO: In retrospect,
I hadn't thought
this through.
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They've got to be
in here somewhere.
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MILO: The wheel!
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If we hit the water,
grab the swag
and swim for shore.
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I'm too mesmerized by
the thought of my own
senseless demise!
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That's the spirit!
Hold on!
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(ALL SCREAMING)
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Ah...
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(ALL SCREAMING)
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Oh, thank goodness.
We landed on this
much larger ski jump!
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(ALL SCREAMING)
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SARA: Whoa!
(MILO AND ZACK GRUNT)
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(MONKEYS SCREECHING)
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How did this get worse?
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Wow. Those monkeys really
know their vintage T-shirts.
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After them, guys!
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(MONKEYS CONTINUE SCREECHING)
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Too slow.
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Too slow.
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(ALL GASP)
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♪ We're going to the zooWe're going to the zoo ♪
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Well, when in Rome...
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If we were in Rome,
we would not be riding
on the back of an ostrich!
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Unless we were at a zoo
in Rome that had a
flightless birds collection.
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(SCREAMS)
I'll get my net.
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Whoa!
Milo!
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I'm okay. Reach
into my backpack.
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There's a knockout gas
gun from the llama incident.
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♪ We're going to the zoo
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(ROARS)
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♪ And then we're gonnasee some animals
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♪ We're going to the zooWe're going to the zoo
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♪ And then we're gonnasee some animals ♪
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♪ And they havesome animals ♪
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Hey, when's it
my turn with
the telescope?
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I want to see
some animals...
I'm not looking at animals
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you dolty snack-hound.
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I'm looking for
the boy who's been
thwarting our mission
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time and time again.
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The enemy agent.
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Er, you know,
that was just a theory.
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I don't know that
he's an actual agent.
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Of course he is!
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Who else could undermine
our every effort
with such precision?
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A soccer mom,
a slight wind,
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a potted plant maybe...
Oh, yes, go ahead.
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Mock me.
I am.
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But when I figure out
how to thwart the boy
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who's been sent
to thwart us,
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I am going to double
reverse thwart him back.
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I bet we don't even
see him this time.
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Five American dollars
says we do.
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Forget that.
If I win,
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you'll stuff your pants
full of pistachios
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and dance
to the zoo song.
I will accompany.
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And in the reverse,
if I win?
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Sure. As if I wouldn't
do that anyway.
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Yeah, that's true.
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Giraffe stampede!
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(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
What the deuce
is going on?
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(SCREAMING)
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Dakota, save
the pistachios!
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Thanks, everybody,
for coming.
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To be sure
we stay together,
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00:09:05,144 --> 00:09:07,684
please remember
to wear your red sash.
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(PEOPLE SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)
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(SCREAMS)
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I'm okay.
(GRUNTS)
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(MONKEYS SCREECHING)
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(STRAINING)
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They're getting away!
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Diogee, get out
of that otter pen!
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He just loves otters.
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What can we do?
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♪ We're going to the zoo
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♪ And then we're gonnasee some animals
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♪ We're going to the zooWe're going to the zoo ♪
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(SCREAMS)
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(MONKEYS SCREECHING)
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Wow. Who knew that
giraffes like pistachios?
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How do we get
the T-shirts
from the monkeys?
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I think I got it covered.
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(MONKEYS SCREECHING)
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00:10:01,834 --> 00:10:03,904
Banana cologne!
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00:10:03,936 --> 00:10:06,666
Let's get these back to Mom.
We have 10 minutes left!
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00:10:06,706 --> 00:10:10,306
The pistachios!
They're gone!
It was him!
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00:10:10,343 --> 00:10:11,883
I didn't see...
Where is he?
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00:10:11,911 --> 00:10:13,141
Where is he?
(CHOKING)
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♪ Strangled at the zooStrangled at the zoo ♪
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CAVENDISH: It's him!
The pistachio spoiler!
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00:10:17,817 --> 00:10:19,917
Oh, my gosh!
You're right!
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00:10:19,952 --> 00:10:22,152
Well, looks like
you won the bet.
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Mom, Mom,
we're home!
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Mom, we got
your T-shirts.
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I was looking
everywhere for these.
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I was gonna give them
to you guys to donate.
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But I thought you
loved these shirts.
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Yeah, but I'm not
22 anymore.
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Besides, I just got this
replica of a vintage T-shirt
for the party tonight.
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Made from recycled
old shirts,
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except it's new.
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♪ We're going to the zoo
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♪ We're going to the zoo
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♪ And then we're gonnasee some animals ♪
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Oh, oh.
Oh, hey, hey.
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There's squirrels
in my pants.
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00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:04,362
There's squirrels
in my pants.
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♪ Squirrels in my pants ♪
And pistachios.
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00:11:06,232 --> 00:11:09,232
Obviously,
there's also pistachios
in there.
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00:11:09,268 --> 00:11:11,268
Probably what attracted
the squirrels.
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