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(POPS)
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♪ Welcome everyoneto LardWorld
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♪ Lard is slippery,greasy, fun
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♪ Rendered fat thatcomes from piggies
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♪ Welcome, welcomeeveryone
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♪ Lardee Boy is hereto greet you
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Hi, my name is
Lardee Boy.
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♪ If you play hisLardee games
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♪ You're sure to wina Lardee toy
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♪ LardWorld, LardWorld
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♪ LardWorld, LardWorld
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♪ Welcome to LardWorld
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♪ The lardest amusement park ♪
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(CHEERING)
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(CHUCKLING)
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You know, no matter
how many times I come
to LardWorld,
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I'm always surprised
how much fun you can have
with rendered pig fat.
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Look out,
frosting!
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(SQUELCH)
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Guys, I think
you know
and I know,
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that it's time we went
on the scariest
lard-based ride...
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Greased Thunder!
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(PLAYING TRUMPET)
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(INHALES)
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(CONTINUES PLAYING)
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(SPUTTERS)
You know thunder's a sound,
how can it be greased?
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The same way
you grease
lightning.
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With lard.
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Right, Melissa?
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Melissa?
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(ECHOING)
Melissa... Melissa...
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Melissa,
Melissa,
Melissa.
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Would you
cut it out?
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It's nothing,
okay?
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Okay, it just seems
like you're...
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Losing it big time?
Yeah! That!
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I wouldn't want
you two to think
any less of me.
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You can tell us,
Melissa.
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You're in
the trust
circle.
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Well,
there's
three of us.
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So, it's
a trust
triangle.
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Alliteration,
up high!
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Oh, I'm sorry.
Let me try it
with this hand.
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You know what?
Let's just not.
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MELISSA:
Okay, I'll tell you.
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I'm afraid of...
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Rollercoasters.
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Okay, that's actually
a pretty normal thing.
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But how can you
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be afraid of
rollercoasters?
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I've seen you
walk a tightrope
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over stampeding llamas.
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Powdered sugar.
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(SIGHS)
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It was the first
day of summer.
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Everything
seemed normal.
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I'd just finishedassembling a coolscience project
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in my backyard.
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When suddenly...
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(HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING)
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Done!
(CRASH)
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(SCREAMING)
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I used to love
rollercoasters,
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but I didn't know they could
drop from the sky
and crush your dreams!
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Why were you assembling
a science project on
the first day of...
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Melissa,
you understand
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that the chances
of that happening again
are, like,
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even less than
it happening
the first time.
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Lightning never
strikes twice!
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Milo's been
struck twice.
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Both times
on my birthday.
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Sprinkles!
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Hey, I get it.
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I've got stuff
I'm afraid of too.
Like what?
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It was three years ago...
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My parents and I
took a pontoon up
the Saskatchewan River.
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I was goingto the worst placein the world.
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And I didn't evenknow it yet.
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(CAMERA CLICKS)
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A fish!
(SCREAMS)
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(SCREAMING)
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Son, you shouldn't
get out of the boat.
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ZACK: "Never get outof the boat."
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Absolutely right.
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You know,
Chinese finger traps
still terrify me.
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How long has that
been on your finger?
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(SCREAMS)
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Milo! You're not
supposed to get out
of the donut.
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ZACK: Never get outof the donut.Absolutely right.
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Here you go,
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one bag of
pistachios.
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You'll have to
shell them yourself,
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which makes it a perfect
theme-park snack.
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Especially for the guy
who has to sweep up
around here.
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Incidentally,
that's also me.
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(ELECTRIC DISCHARGE)
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Good afternoon,
Mr... Henry.
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We are inspecting all
of the pistachio stands
in the area
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to make sure they meet
strict governmental
safety guidelines.
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For instance,
is this particular
stand fireproof?
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Uh...
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Or can it
withstand an attack
by a barnyard animal?
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Pig for instance?
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Or both,
what if a flaming
pig attacked?
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Yes! Could this cart
withstand the onslaught
of a flaming pig.
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Hmm?
I don't think so!
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I do not
think so.
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You're not serious.
There's no way
a flaming pig...
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Listen, kid.
Corporate sent us
to protect these nuts.
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So back off
and let us
do our job, okay?
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I didn't even know
there was a corporate.
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(WHISPERING)
There's always
a corporate.
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Come on, Melissa.
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Face your fear.
We could help.
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We'll be right there with you.
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Every wild turn
and plummeting drop,
and gut-wrenching loop.
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The over-describing
is helping.
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(MUFFLED)
Okay, look.
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If you do it, Melissa,
I'll face my fear too.
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(EXCLAIMS)
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Really?
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Okay. We'll both
face our fears.
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What about
Zack, though?
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Zack, you're
off the hook
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due to a general
lack of fish
in the area.
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Right, a shame
I can't face
my fear, too.
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Yes!
MELISSA:
I saw that!
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MILO: Come on, Melissa,
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we'll start by just
looking at the ride.
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Ah!
(TAPPING)
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That's not wood!
You pesky picidae.
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Well, that was weird.
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To be fair, from above,
my head does
look like mahogany.
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(SCREECHING)
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(TAPPING)
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So what are you
doing tonight?
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You know,
this is a lot of work
for one person.
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Could you
do something?
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I could. And I am.
I'm eating pistachios.
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And now I'm playing
the harmonica.
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(PLAYS HARMONICA)
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Oh great,
now it's clogged.
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(RUMBLING)
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Good heavens,
I better hurry!
Just one more bolt.
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(SCREAMING)
Oh confound it!
Come on!
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Hey, you might
wanna hurry up
with that.
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(MUTTERS INDISTINCTLY)
(CRASHES)
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(WHIMPERS)
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If you're still alive,
can we go home now?
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Negative, the window
of probability
is still open.
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Cool. It'll give me
time to practice
the theremin.
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(PLAYING ELECTRONIC MUSIC)
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You know, you're right.
There's absolutely
nothing to be afraid of.
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(CRASHES)
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I wanna beat this.
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BOTH:
Thunder, thunder, thunder...
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ALL:
Thunder, thunder!
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(WHIMPERS)
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Kudos, Melissa!
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The fact that you're willing
to face your fear is
a tribute to your character.
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You are the embodiment
of strength, of will...
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And an inspiration
to everyone.
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Your intestinal fortitude
is truly impressive.
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Milo's right.
We're both proud
of you, Melissa.
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You're like the
Joan of Arc
of theme parks.
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Wasn't Joan of Arc
burned at the stake?
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She was!
She wasn't afraid of
rollercoasters, though.
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She was not.
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Oh, okay.
I guess that's
reassuring.
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MILO:
Just relax and
enjoy the ride!
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Yeah, safe, yeah.
We'll be safe.
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I mean, what could
possibly go wrong?
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Hey look!
The safety railing
came loose.
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Just like last time!
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Zack! We're on
a rollerocaster with Milo!
Huh?
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I said... We're on
a rollercoaster
with...
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See this?
This is what
freaks me out.
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You're right Melissa,
this was a bad idea.
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I don't know what
I was...
(SPLASHES)
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Maybe I shouldn't be here
when she gets back.
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Don't worry, Melissa.
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If I can do it,
you can do it.
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I mean, Zack's right,
it's perfectly safe!
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Or as safe as
can be expected,
given the height,
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and the speed
and Murphy's Law.
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I'll stop talking now.
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Oh look!
The top of a plane.
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Here we...
(SCREAMING)
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(MELISSA SCREAMING)
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(SCREAMING CONTINUES)
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(HEART BEATING)
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MILO:
Clogged artery,
wait for it...
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Oh, my Lord!
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(CRASHING)
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(EXPLOSION)
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There, you see?
Flaming pig.
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I don't understand this
at all. Mea culpa.
So sorry.
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You were a zillion
percent right.
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Mission completed.
Initiate disengagement
protocol.
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Roger that.
What?
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CAVENDISH:
Take down the thing.
Oh.
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Hold my clarinet.
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Oh, my Lord!
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(SCREAMING)
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I know facing your fears
is scary, Milo,
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but right now, I need
your fear to face mine.
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Ah! It worked.
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Oh, thank goodness
that's over.
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I don't know, Melissa,
this looks like the beginning
of the ride.
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Look, see
there's the top of
that plane again.
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Hi, plane!
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We're going through that
same thing again?
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(SHATTERS)
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No, I think this time
it'll be a little
different.
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MELISSA: What's that
supposed to mean?
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(SCREAMING)
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(EASY LISTENING MUSIC PLAYING)
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(DINGS)
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(CLEARS THROAT)
We hope you enjoyed
Greased Thunder,
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you can
pick up your
LardCam photos at...
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(BUBBLING)
Never mind...
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(SPLASH)
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(POP)
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Oh, that's how they work!
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Ha! Now that I know
your secret, you're no longer
a threat to me.
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I wonder where
Lardee Boy's
head went.
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(CRASH)
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(SPEAKING ALIEN TONGUE)
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It looks like
we've done
a bang-up job.
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(WHISTLING)
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(CRASHES)
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(EXPLOSION)
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Dakota,
play me out.
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(SNAPS FINGERS)
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(PLAYING BLUES)
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My wheelbarrow
full of fish!
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All sales
are final.
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Thanks, guys. After that,
no rollercoaster is ever going
to scare this girl again.
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Yup. Nothing's going
to scare us anymore.
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(HIGH-PITCHED SCREAM)
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They're even
scarier in bags!
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♪ We're all livin' in it
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♪ Go, MiloGo, Milo, go
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♪ Oh, thanks, everybodyThat is so motivational
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♪ Go, MiloGo, Milo, go
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♪ Whoa
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♪ Whoa
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♪ I'm not sitting herewatching the world turn
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♪ You know I'd rather spin it
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♪ Go, MiloGo, Milo, go
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♪ It's my worldand we're all livin' in it ♪
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