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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,400 --> 00:00:02,840 ♪♪ 2 00:00:11,878 --> 00:00:14,248 ♪ Look at that sun Look at that sky 3 00:00:14,281 --> 00:00:16,581 ♪ Look at my sweater vest I look so fly 4 00:00:16,616 --> 00:00:19,016 ♪ Look at that mailbox Look at that tree 5 00:00:19,052 --> 00:00:21,352 ♪ It's about as beautiful as it can be 6 00:00:21,388 --> 00:00:24,258 ♪ Whoa 7 00:00:24,291 --> 00:00:26,661 ♪ Today is gonna be exceptional 8 00:00:26,693 --> 00:00:29,193 ♪ Never boring even for a minute 9 00:00:29,229 --> 00:00:31,359 ♪ It's my world and we're all livin' in it 10 00:00:31,865 --> 00:00:36,935 ♪ Whoa, whoa 11 00:00:36,970 --> 00:00:39,170 ♪ Never boring even for a minute 12 00:00:39,206 --> 00:00:41,866 ♪ It's my world and we're all livin' in it ♪ 13 00:00:49,483 --> 00:00:52,183 BRIGETTE: All right, everybody go before we leave. 14 00:00:52,219 --> 00:00:54,619 Wait, how can we "go" before we leave? 15 00:00:54,654 --> 00:00:57,094 (GASPS) Unless it's time travel? 16 00:00:57,124 --> 00:00:58,764 Okay, Sara's ready for vacation. 17 00:00:58,792 --> 00:01:00,632 And the spare tire is... 18 00:01:00,660 --> 00:01:01,890 Also ready for vacation? 19 00:01:01,928 --> 00:01:03,198 I meant where is it? 20 00:01:03,230 --> 00:01:04,460 On the back of the RV. 21 00:01:04,498 --> 00:01:05,858 No, I mean the spare-spare. Oh. 22 00:01:05,899 --> 00:01:07,429 Underneath all the stuff we just packed. 23 00:01:07,467 --> 00:01:08,767 And the spare spare-spare? 24 00:01:08,802 --> 00:01:10,072 Under the spare-spare. 25 00:01:10,103 --> 00:01:12,703 And my seat cushion doubles as a floatation device 26 00:01:12,739 --> 00:01:15,469 and a spare spare-spare... Spare. 27 00:01:15,509 --> 00:01:17,579 I'd say that's overkill, but I'd be wrong. 28 00:01:17,611 --> 00:01:18,881 Have fun, Milo! 29 00:01:18,912 --> 00:01:20,482 We don't have to go, right? Nope! 30 00:01:20,514 --> 00:01:22,384 We're keeping an eye on Diogee. 31 00:01:22,415 --> 00:01:24,575 Stay home, Diogee! 32 00:01:24,618 --> 00:01:25,918 That was easy. Where you headed? 33 00:01:25,952 --> 00:01:27,322 Nowhere in particular. 34 00:01:27,354 --> 00:01:30,124 Wait, you're going on vacation but you don't know where? 35 00:01:30,157 --> 00:01:32,587 We used to plan, but it never worked out. 36 00:01:32,626 --> 00:01:34,656 So now, we just go with the flow. 37 00:01:34,694 --> 00:01:37,564 For generations, Murphy family vacations have been historic. 38 00:01:37,597 --> 00:01:41,267 ZACK: San Francisco earthquake, the Titanic, Hindenburg... 39 00:01:41,301 --> 00:01:42,901 Mount Vesuvius? 40 00:01:42,936 --> 00:01:45,666 Well, to be fair, no one ever talks about the quiet volcanoes. 41 00:01:45,705 --> 00:01:47,835 That's the funny thing about vacations. 42 00:01:47,874 --> 00:01:50,244 It's like Dad always says... Nope. 43 00:01:50,277 --> 00:01:52,137 I'm not always saying anything today, I'm on vacation. 44 00:01:52,179 --> 00:01:53,949 (ENGINE REVS) 45 00:01:54,681 --> 00:01:55,881 (CRASHES) 46 00:01:57,117 --> 00:01:59,177 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 47 00:02:02,656 --> 00:02:05,256 ♪ Well we don't know where we're going 48 00:02:05,292 --> 00:02:07,832 ♪ And we've got no ETA 49 00:02:07,861 --> 00:02:10,661 ♪ No itinerary, compass, map or scheduled agenda 50 00:02:10,697 --> 00:02:12,497 ♪ But at least we're on our way 51 00:02:12,532 --> 00:02:15,632 ♪ We've got a mini-fridge filled with electrolytes 52 00:02:15,669 --> 00:02:18,669 ♪ For when we feel the need to replenish 53 00:02:18,705 --> 00:02:20,835 ♪ And a funky, foreign secondhand GPS 54 00:02:20,874 --> 00:02:23,614 ♪ That only speaks to us in Flemish 55 00:02:23,643 --> 00:02:24,713 (SPEAKING FLEMISH) 56 00:02:24,744 --> 00:02:25,984 ♪ Whoa 57 00:02:26,012 --> 00:02:29,712 ♪ It's the Murphy family vacation 58 00:02:29,749 --> 00:02:35,149 ♪ Delays can be expected even in the best of weather 59 00:02:35,188 --> 00:02:37,288 ♪ Whoa 60 00:02:37,324 --> 00:02:40,334 ♪ The journey is the destination 61 00:02:40,360 --> 00:02:42,660 ♪ We can handle complications 62 00:02:42,696 --> 00:02:45,196 ♪ As long as we're together 63 00:02:47,033 --> 00:02:49,003 ♪ So let's hit the road ♪ 64 00:02:50,604 --> 00:02:52,944 I knew I should've gone before I left. 65 00:02:54,341 --> 00:02:56,411 All right, RV's all gassed up. 66 00:02:56,443 --> 00:02:57,583 What do you say we get some snacks? 67 00:02:57,611 --> 00:02:58,741 (ENGINE REVVING) 68 00:03:02,749 --> 00:03:04,619 (HUMMING) 69 00:03:13,760 --> 00:03:15,760 ♪ ...the Murphy family vacation 70 00:03:15,795 --> 00:03:16,895 ♪ Whoa 71 00:03:16,930 --> 00:03:20,070 ♪ It's the Murphy family vacation ♪ 72 00:03:20,100 --> 00:03:22,000 Sara, can you get me a soda from the Fridge? 73 00:03:22,035 --> 00:03:23,865 I'm busy. Milo? 74 00:03:23,903 --> 00:03:26,343 Uh... Mom? Dad? 75 00:03:26,373 --> 00:03:29,443 Where's Milo? I don't think we packed a spare one of those. 76 00:03:29,476 --> 00:03:30,536 (TIRE HISSES) 77 00:03:32,078 --> 00:03:33,708 Everybody go before we left? 78 00:03:33,747 --> 00:03:34,747 You bet, Dad. 79 00:03:35,415 --> 00:03:36,715 Excellent, son. 80 00:03:36,750 --> 00:03:39,680 (TIRES SCREECHING) Whoa! We don't have a son! 81 00:03:39,719 --> 00:03:43,059 Oh my gosh! This seat isn't a floatation device. 82 00:03:45,558 --> 00:03:47,028 Okay, I'll see you soon. 83 00:03:47,060 --> 00:03:49,890 We're going to meet my family at Boulder City, Mr. Brulee. 84 00:03:49,929 --> 00:03:51,959 How are you not freaking out right now? 85 00:03:51,998 --> 00:03:53,428 Not my first rodeo. 86 00:03:53,466 --> 00:03:57,036 Ooh, he's been to the rodeo? How exotic! 87 00:03:57,070 --> 00:03:59,640 (ENGINE STARTS) 88 00:03:59,673 --> 00:04:03,383 Okay, Boulder City, then right back on track 89 00:04:03,410 --> 00:04:05,110 to the Grand Canyon. 90 00:04:05,145 --> 00:04:06,945 Again. Eye roll. 91 00:04:06,980 --> 00:04:08,750 Charlene, Sharon, jar! 92 00:04:10,684 --> 00:04:12,984 Come on, girls, it's your favorite canyon. 93 00:04:13,019 --> 00:04:14,889 It's everyone's favorite canyon! 94 00:04:14,921 --> 00:04:16,391 It's certainly my favorite canyon. 95 00:04:16,423 --> 00:04:18,893 It's just that we go every year. 96 00:04:18,925 --> 00:04:20,455 Every year. 97 00:04:20,493 --> 00:04:22,263 It's a lot of canyon. 98 00:04:22,295 --> 00:04:24,995 And, it's going to be grand. 99 00:04:25,031 --> 00:04:26,031 BOTH: Jar. 100 00:04:28,034 --> 00:04:31,604 So long as there's no further interruptions. 101 00:04:31,638 --> 00:04:34,408 Sometimes the interruptions are half the fun. 102 00:04:34,441 --> 00:04:36,781 And sometimes they're mind-bogglingly terrifying. 103 00:04:36,810 --> 00:04:38,610 I can't wait to see which one this is. 104 00:04:41,715 --> 00:04:42,905 Dead alternator. 105 00:04:42,949 --> 00:04:44,679 That's okay, I've got a spare. 106 00:04:44,718 --> 00:04:46,748 You carry around a spare alternator? 107 00:04:46,786 --> 00:04:49,816 Yeah. I'm glad you guys needed one 'cause it was heavy. 108 00:04:49,856 --> 00:04:51,116 Hey look! 109 00:04:51,157 --> 00:04:53,827 It's Horseface the Equestrian Barbarian! 110 00:04:53,860 --> 00:04:57,200 CHORUS: ♪ Horseface the Equestrian Barbarian ♪ 111 00:04:57,230 --> 00:05:00,000 How did we not see that? I mean, it's huge! 112 00:05:00,033 --> 00:05:02,603 Now there's something you don't see all the time. 113 00:05:02,635 --> 00:05:03,995 Dad, can we go look at it? 114 00:05:04,037 --> 00:05:05,797 I'm sorry identical apples of my eye, 115 00:05:05,839 --> 00:05:07,439 we've got a schedule to keep. 116 00:05:07,474 --> 00:05:09,174 I mean, what if we liked it and wanted to stay longer? 117 00:05:09,209 --> 00:05:11,139 The whole vacation would unravel. 118 00:05:11,177 --> 00:05:15,447 Come on, gang, the canyon's waiting impatiently for our arrival. 119 00:05:15,482 --> 00:05:16,482 Jar. 120 00:05:19,352 --> 00:05:21,392 Sorry gang, Murphy's law, my bad. 121 00:05:21,421 --> 00:05:23,461 (SIGHS) We better call Milo with a change of plans. 122 00:05:23,490 --> 00:05:28,030 ♪ Horseface the Equestrian Barbarian ♪ (CHEERING) 123 00:05:28,061 --> 00:05:32,661 Okay, well, looks like we'll have to rendezvous at the state line. 124 00:05:32,699 --> 00:05:36,839 Okay, we can still make the Grand Canyon, if we hurry. 125 00:05:36,870 --> 00:05:40,870 MR. BRULEE: No stopping for bathroom breaks or food or any other human necessities. 126 00:05:43,777 --> 00:05:45,177 And on your left you can see... (GASP) 127 00:05:45,211 --> 00:05:46,681 Nope, you missed it. (GROANS) 128 00:05:46,713 --> 00:05:49,013 And back there was... There it was... (GROANING) 129 00:05:49,048 --> 00:05:50,418 Oh, it's gone now. 130 00:05:50,450 --> 00:05:53,690 Oh, and there's LardWorld with Lardee Boy out front, 131 00:05:53,720 --> 00:05:56,320 sharing his signature brand of enthusiasm. 132 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:58,456 Lardee Boy? Cool! 133 00:06:00,026 --> 00:06:01,926 State line! Here we are! 134 00:06:03,797 --> 00:06:05,357 And there we go. 135 00:06:05,398 --> 00:06:06,828 The brakes! 136 00:06:06,866 --> 00:06:08,526 (SCREAMING) 137 00:06:08,568 --> 00:06:11,298 I can't break the brakes! The brakes are broke! Jar! 138 00:06:13,740 --> 00:06:14,810 (TIRES SCREECHING) 139 00:06:15,875 --> 00:06:18,535 (SCREAMING) 140 00:06:20,547 --> 00:06:21,547 (SIGH) 141 00:06:23,116 --> 00:06:24,946 (SCREAMING CONTINUES) 142 00:06:25,752 --> 00:06:26,922 (CRASHES) 143 00:06:33,426 --> 00:06:35,726 Okay, since we kind of missed that stop, 144 00:06:35,762 --> 00:06:39,262 my folks say they'll meet us at Roadside Attraction Highway. 145 00:06:40,066 --> 00:06:42,226 You're so calm. 146 00:06:42,268 --> 00:06:43,938 He's so calm. 147 00:06:43,970 --> 00:06:45,940 BOTH: Are all your vacations like this? 148 00:06:45,972 --> 00:06:47,872 Well, not exactly like this... 149 00:06:47,907 --> 00:06:49,737 But, reminiscent. 150 00:06:49,776 --> 00:06:51,876 Like when we got stuck in a shark cave... Stop it! 151 00:06:51,911 --> 00:06:53,481 ...in the Andes, Shut up! 152 00:06:53,513 --> 00:06:54,983 During a tidal wave. 153 00:06:55,014 --> 00:06:56,824 He's so dangerous. 154 00:06:56,850 --> 00:06:58,480 In a sweater vest. 155 00:06:58,518 --> 00:07:00,388 Why is this happening? 156 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:01,990 I pay my taxes, I mow my lawn, 157 00:07:02,021 --> 00:07:04,661 I don't even change the radio station when the commercials come on 158 00:07:04,691 --> 00:07:07,061 because I feel guilty making their money go to waste. 159 00:07:07,093 --> 00:07:09,063 Why is this happening to me? 160 00:07:09,095 --> 00:07:11,425 It's probably Murphy's Law. It does tend to keep you on your toes. 161 00:07:11,464 --> 00:07:13,974 Just turn into the skid, we'll be fine. 162 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:16,070 Here it is, Roadside Attraction Highway. 163 00:07:16,102 --> 00:07:17,172 We can meet up with my folks. 164 00:07:17,203 --> 00:07:20,243 MR. BRULEE: But we don't have any way of stopping! 165 00:07:20,273 --> 00:07:21,573 MILO: Okay, small change of plans. 166 00:07:21,608 --> 00:07:22,908 GIRL: I told you, he's so calm! 167 00:07:22,942 --> 00:07:24,242 Look! 168 00:07:24,277 --> 00:07:25,777 The Just Off Center of the United States. (CRASHES) 169 00:07:25,812 --> 00:07:27,482 (TIRES SCREECHING) 170 00:07:27,514 --> 00:07:28,954 (CRASHES) 171 00:07:29,883 --> 00:07:31,923 I blame you. 172 00:07:31,951 --> 00:07:35,251 Really? What could I possibly have done to avoid that? 173 00:07:35,288 --> 00:07:37,088 It's just that attitude. 174 00:07:37,123 --> 00:07:40,093 MILO: Oh and here's my favorite up here, Hamosaur. 175 00:07:40,126 --> 00:07:42,026 A dinosaur made entirely out of ham. 176 00:07:42,061 --> 00:07:43,861 Except for his claws, which are bacon. 177 00:07:43,897 --> 00:07:45,697 (SCREAMING) (ROARING) 178 00:07:45,732 --> 00:07:48,302 MR. BRULEE: We're being chased by Jurassic Pork! 179 00:07:48,334 --> 00:07:51,104 MILO: Um, Mr. Brulee, you might wanna... (ALL SCREAMING) 180 00:07:51,137 --> 00:07:51,967 Never mind. 181 00:07:55,675 --> 00:07:57,005 (ROARING) 182 00:07:57,043 --> 00:08:00,043 BRIGETTE: Destruction looks fresh, Milo must be close. 183 00:08:00,079 --> 00:08:01,879 MARTIN: We should catch up to him, any... Second. 184 00:08:03,917 --> 00:08:05,847 Well, this is unexpected. 185 00:08:05,885 --> 00:08:06,945 Even for us. 186 00:08:06,986 --> 00:08:10,386 (SARA READING) 187 00:08:10,423 --> 00:08:13,323 An RV? We're supposed to be abducting cows! 188 00:08:13,359 --> 00:08:14,959 Disintegrator ray, sir? 189 00:08:14,994 --> 00:08:16,364 You know, it's not the answer to everything 190 00:08:16,396 --> 00:08:18,956 just because it's the closest button. 191 00:08:18,998 --> 00:08:20,828 MILO: Oh, here's a text from Sara. 192 00:08:20,867 --> 00:08:24,337 "Change of plans, we're right behind you"? 193 00:08:24,370 --> 00:08:25,400 I don't see any... 194 00:08:25,438 --> 00:08:26,438 (SPLASHING) 195 00:08:27,674 --> 00:08:28,674 Oh, there they are. 196 00:08:31,277 --> 00:08:33,177 (SCREAMING) (CHEERING) 197 00:08:34,581 --> 00:08:36,411 (SIGHS) Huh. Have you seen Diogee lately? 198 00:08:36,449 --> 00:08:38,249 (COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING) 199 00:08:55,401 --> 00:08:58,101 (SCREAMING) 200 00:08:58,137 --> 00:09:00,067 We're going to die! Only eventually. 201 00:09:00,106 --> 00:09:04,006 We're having the kind of vacation no one in our family could've imagined! 202 00:09:04,043 --> 00:09:06,083 But we're losing precious time that could be spent 203 00:09:06,112 --> 00:09:09,082 standing and staring at a massive crevice. 204 00:09:09,115 --> 00:09:10,045 I just heard myself. 205 00:09:10,083 --> 00:09:12,353 But we saw Horseface the Barbarian. 206 00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:13,445 And LardWorld! 207 00:09:13,486 --> 00:09:15,386 And an unmarked helicopter. 208 00:09:15,421 --> 00:09:17,961 That's what I love about vacations. 209 00:09:17,991 --> 00:09:19,461 Going with the flow. 210 00:09:19,492 --> 00:09:22,232 MR. BRULEE: This "going with the flow" makes me really tense. 211 00:09:22,261 --> 00:09:23,501 (CROAKS) 212 00:09:24,464 --> 00:09:25,464 (RUMBLING) 213 00:09:28,067 --> 00:09:30,227 (CHEERING) 214 00:09:30,269 --> 00:09:33,139 MILO: We seem to be sinking. Everyone up on the roof! 215 00:09:33,172 --> 00:09:34,572 Here we go... 216 00:09:36,142 --> 00:09:38,742 Definitely not on the itinerary. 217 00:09:38,778 --> 00:09:40,208 MARTIN: Ahoy, Milo! 218 00:09:40,246 --> 00:09:41,406 And you must be the Brulees. 219 00:09:41,447 --> 00:09:44,477 And you must be nuts! How can you be so calm? 220 00:09:44,517 --> 00:09:48,047 We are driving on a raging river pulling a dinosaur made of ham! 221 00:09:48,087 --> 00:09:49,957 And isn't it a great day for it? 222 00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:56,458 (ROARING) 223 00:09:56,496 --> 00:09:58,396 BOTH: Oh no! Hamosaur! 224 00:09:58,431 --> 00:10:00,161 (MOANS) 225 00:10:00,199 --> 00:10:02,829 Two minutes ago, I didn't even know he existed, 226 00:10:02,869 --> 00:10:06,099 and now, my life feels empty without him. 227 00:10:10,276 --> 00:10:11,276 (BARKING) 228 00:10:11,310 --> 00:10:13,240 Diogee! 229 00:10:13,279 --> 00:10:14,549 Spare, spare, spare, spare. 230 00:10:17,650 --> 00:10:19,120 Diogee, fetch! 231 00:10:21,054 --> 00:10:22,194 Grab a hold, everyone! 232 00:10:36,736 --> 00:10:38,196 Good dog, Diogee! 233 00:10:38,237 --> 00:10:39,137 How did he do that? 234 00:10:39,172 --> 00:10:41,112 He's the greatest dog in the world. 235 00:10:41,140 --> 00:10:44,110 BOTH: We've never had our own action sequence before! 236 00:10:44,143 --> 00:10:46,443 Best vacation ever. 237 00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:49,179 Thank you for looking after Milo, I'm so sorry... 238 00:10:49,215 --> 00:10:53,985 That was thrilling! Who knew vacations could be so... Exciting. 239 00:10:54,020 --> 00:10:57,320 I guess Milo showed us there's more to vacations than the Grand Canyon. 240 00:10:57,356 --> 00:10:58,556 That's my boy. 241 00:10:58,591 --> 00:11:00,561 It's like my dad always says, 242 00:11:00,593 --> 00:11:03,133 "Family vacations are the only trip you take, 243 00:11:03,162 --> 00:11:07,402 "where you go away to get closer to what you already have." 244 00:11:07,433 --> 00:11:08,433 Jar! 18129

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