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(BIRD CAWING)
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Here we are.
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Okay, kids, remember,
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we're just
a phone call away
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at the Outlet Mall.
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We only have to pay
half price when it breaks.
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Thanks, Milo's mom
and dad.
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Thanks, guys,
have a good time.
So long.
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Oh, didn't realize
we still had her.
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Bye, Sara,
be sure to look up from
your phone once in a while.
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Ah, the great
outdoors.
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The sky is blue,
the fields are
wide open...
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The bargains
are close by.
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BRIGETTE: You kids have fun.
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It's just so peaceful.
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(WHISTLES)
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Welcome to the Nowhere
Desert Dude Ranch.
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Where you will experience...
(AIRPLANE ENGINES ROARING)
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The serenity
of the wild frontier.
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Oh, my gosh,
oh, my gosh!
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I think this is
the undiscovered
shooting location
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of episode 576
of Dr. Zone.
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See.
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Definitely a similar
beaut shaped beaut.
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Am I pronouncing
that correctly?
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I can't wait to see
what my fellow Dr. Zone fans
have to say about this.
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Ah, Dr. Zone fan.
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You're gonna wanna
check out that corral
over there.
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Awesome!
Oh, I gotta
document this.
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I'll find you later.
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Use helmets.
Got 'em.
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Oh, I mean
on the horses.
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Do they even make
helmets for...
Got 'em.
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COWBOY: Those
are our three best horses.
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Princess, Buttercup
and Psycho.
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(NIEGHING)
Whoa, boy!
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Any chance of us
getting a calmer horse?
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Well, Psycho there
is usually our
calmest horse.
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That's why we named
him Psycho,
for the irony.
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We crack ourselves up.
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Not that I don't
enjoy danger,
which I don't,
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but, do they have
other stuff to do here?
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Like other stuff that we
might not necessarily
get injured doing.
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Archery,
white water rafting...
No, no...
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...zip lining,
cattle roping...
No, no...
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...straws making...
Oh, that sounds fun.
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On an open bonfire.
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Okay... Maybe
there's a hayride?
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It goes around
the open bonfire.
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All right,
horseback riding,
it is.
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I'm ready!
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(NEIGHING)
Whoa, boy!
What's that up ahead?
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You know, every time
a masked bandit comes
furiously charging towards me
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I'd like to take
a deep... Whoa!
(NEIGHS)
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Whoa, whoa!
Whoa!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa...
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Look out!
Stop, stop, stop.
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(SCREAMING)
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(YELLS)
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It's a good thing
I had the lacrosse stick.
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What is a masked bandit
even doing on
a dude ranch?
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Well, he can't get away
with that at the Outlet Mall.
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(NEIGHING)
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(HEART BEATING RAPIDLY)
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Hey, I'm Jackie.
I pull that with
all our guests.
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Did I get your
hearts racing?
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Yes, indeed.
Sure did.
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(CHUCKLES) A little.
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That's how I like it.
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After all, I am the
great-great-great-great-
granddaughter
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of Calamity Jane.
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Really? I am the
great-great-great-
great-grandson
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of the original
Murphy.
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Of Murphy's Law.
Never heard of it.
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Really?
Yeah.
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I make a point
of not knowing
any laws.
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Well, it just means
that, anything that
can go wrong,
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will go wrong.
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Around me.
Awesome.
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Do you guys want
my version
of the tour?
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(CHUCKLES)
I don't know.
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The two of us
together?
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Yeah, we already
hit our danger quota,
right, Zack?
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I wasn't saying that.
Why would I say that?
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I love danger.
Danger is in my blood.
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It's my fuel.
Danger is my
middle name.
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Well, it's Milo's
middle name.
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But it could be
my middle name,
I could change it.
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(CHUCKLING)
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I'm afraid
we've lost him.
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Ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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I think this is
the exact pasture they used.
(CAMERA CLICKS)
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Oh, that is the exact hay!
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Oh, those are
the exact cows.
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(SARA MOOING)
(COWS MOOING)
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Yep, yep, Hey,
I know you guys.
Say, "Cheese."
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Or, maybe that's rude
to say to a cow.
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BOY: Yeah, they look like
the same cows.
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We saw your post,
we came right away.
100
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Of course, as the official
moderators of the
Dr. Zone fan site,
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we will have to verify
the authenticity
before we post anything.
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Hey, guys!
Wait, I thought...
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I thought we were
dressing up.
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So, what school
do you go to?
What grade are you in?
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I've gone to
a lot of different
schools, so...
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Well, I was being
home schooled,
but I got kicked out.
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Rattle snake?
Oh, sure.
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Don't suck on it.
There's still venom
in those fangs.
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Oh, good thing
you said something...
(IMITATES MUNCHING)
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I don't know
if we should go up here.
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Why not?
Because all these signs
say don't go up here.
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Rock slide possible.
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Well, Zack
doesn't seem worried.
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And he's the
cautious one.
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Oh, don't worry
about the signs.
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They just say possible.
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How often does the worst
thing that can happen,
actually happen?
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Yeah, we'll be fine.
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(ALL SCREAMING)
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ZACK: Oh, no!
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Out on the branch.
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(SCREAMING)
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(EXCLAIMS) I can't
believe the rock slide
actually happened.
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My beaut believes it.
What a rush!
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So, back to camp
for s'mores?
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No, we got more
adventuring to do.
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Yeah, more that.
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Scorpion pop?
You can suck on this one.
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Oh! (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
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(EXCLAIMING)
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I was hoping
the cliff was the finale.
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You can't keep
danger away
but why seek it out?
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Oh, I remember
when Zack used to say
stuff like that.
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Yeah, way back
this morning.
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Hey, boy band,
a little more wrist
if you wanna rope that dummy.
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Way to go,
danger zone.
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I work with rope a lot.
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MELISSA: Uh, Milo,
that's no dummy.
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Now, this is a rodeo.
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Everyone split up.
(ROARS)
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Whoa!
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(SNARLS)
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(SCOFFS)
That was a close call.
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Although,
I'm sure
he's harmless.
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Nope,
he's a killer.
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But I assumed
the shackles
would hold him.
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Well, you know what
they say about assuming.
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Makes a bull's lunch
out of you and me.
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Next activity!
Yeah! I can't wait.
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Looks like
one dummy got roped
for the whole afternoon.
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(CAMERAS CLICKING)
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Now, me in front of it.
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Now, me in front of it.
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Now, me in front of it.
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Are you sure?
I mean this could
be any wall.
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Josh, why can't
you accept it?
This is the actual wall.
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Remember what the wall
was like, there at the
background, out of focus.
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The wall.
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Here's some of that
serenity we were
talking about.
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I thought
you'd like it.
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That is so thoughtful
of you.
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Are those storm clouds
gonna be a problem?
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Maybe we shouldn't
tempt fate.
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Well, you know
what they say.
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Tempting fate
is like a rainbow.
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It's too beautiful,
knocks you upside down
like a leprechaun.
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No one has
ever said that.
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(THUNDER RUMBLING)
Let's try to get to shore
before...
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It starts raining.
(SCOFFS) No big.
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Deal breaker! (SCREAMS)
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Steering wheel,
piggy bank... Look out,
sharp boulder.
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Whoo-hoo. Hey,
this is a blast!
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No, this is not
a blast!
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Everyone, stay close.
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Jackie, the waterfall.
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Whoa! Whoa!
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Help!
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(SHATTERS)
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Hold on,
I've got you...
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(SCREAMING)
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Thanks, Milo.
Yeah, thanks.
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Cool, time for
target practice.
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Last one there
is the target.
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Yeah, so...
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That girl's crazy,
right?
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Welcome back.
Thank goodness.
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I guess I just
wasn't seeing Jackie
as she really is.
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Well, to be fair,
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when she was first
charging at us,
with a bandit mask on,
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she seemed, uh,
less insane.
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Nah, she was
always crazy.
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And though,
some of you
may have doubted me,
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Josh, my instincts
never let me down.
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I knew this was the
very dirt where
they shot Dr. Zone.
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00:09:03,976 --> 00:09:05,906
Shot him? No, sir.
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00:09:05,911 --> 00:09:08,811
Dr. Zone's our
favorite old race horse.
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00:09:08,814 --> 00:09:10,084
We'd never shoot him.
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00:09:10,082 --> 00:09:12,152
Though he is
getting long in the tooth.
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(NEIGHS WEAKLY)
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00:09:13,719 --> 00:09:14,919
What?
The horse?
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00:09:14,920 --> 00:09:17,820
Oh, but he said Dr. Zone,
I just assumed...
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Wait, I thought this was
the dirt, you mean,
this is just dirt?
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00:09:21,026 --> 00:09:23,826
Thanks for wasting
our time, Sara.
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Wait, wait! A racehorse
named Dr. Zone.
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That's worth noting,
right? (GROANS)
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Photo-op.
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(SIGHS)
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Well, that was
a delightful day.
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Loaner clothes,
after disaster
ruined yours?
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Yep. Stuff you broke
and had to buy?
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00:09:45,918 --> 00:09:48,848
Yep. Thankfully
at half price.
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Bye, boy band.
Bye, cool ranch.
Stay safe.
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Not likely.
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Sara!
(GASPS)
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Why do I keep
forgetting about her?
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00:10:02,635 --> 00:10:06,765
Well, I guess
the shooting location
of episode 576,
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remains
an unsolved mystery.
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00:10:08,941 --> 00:10:10,771
Oh, no, they filmed
that episode here.
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Why do you think
we named this horse
Dr. Zone?
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What?
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♪ Oh yeahI knew it I was right
222
00:10:19,952 --> 00:10:21,722
♪ I so knew itI was right
223
00:10:21,720 --> 00:10:23,620
♪ I knew itOh, hey, oh, yeah, I knew it
224
00:10:23,622 --> 00:10:24,692
♪ I knew itI was right ♪
225
00:10:28,260 --> 00:10:30,060
♪ We're all livin' in it
226
00:10:30,963 --> 00:10:32,933
♪ Go, MiloGo, Milo, go
227
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♪ Oh, thanks, everybodyThat is so motivational
228
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♪ Go, MiloGo, Milo, go
229
00:10:41,507 --> 00:10:42,767
♪ Whoa
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♪ Whoa
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♪ I'm not sitting herewatching the world turn
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♪ You know I'd rather spin it
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♪ It's my worldand we're all livin' in it ♪
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