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Wow, my backpack
sure is heavy today!
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What do you got in there?
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(SCOFFS) Osmium?
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Y'know, the densest element?
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Periodic table. Boom!
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Actually,
it's a doctor's note.
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The school lets me
turn them in in bulk
at the end of the month,
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that way the doctor only has
to sign the signature page,
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instead of all
the individual excuses.
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Melissa keeps a record
of all my adventures.
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So it makes it easier
to catalog.
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You keep a record?
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Yeah, on my phone.
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The kangaroos,
the tangerine fight
at Mardi Gras,
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the asteroid...
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The llama incident...
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Wait, so you've been
taking pictures this...
Holy cow!
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Yep, Milo gets around.
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How long is
your selfie-stick?
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Anyway,
I gotta turn these
bad boys in today,
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or else I have a month
of unexcused absences and...
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Stop! Milo.
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Hi, Elliot!
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How do you stop people
who aren't named Milo?
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I don't turn
the sign around.
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ALL: Oh!
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Besides, there's only
one person in this town
I need to stop.
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And his middle name
is danger.
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Is that true?
(SCOFFS)
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No. It's pronounced,
(IN FRENCH ACCENT) "Danger."
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It's my grandmother's
maiden name...
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Enough!
You have to do as I say!
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And, as the duly appointed
Public Safety Czar,
it is my job...
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Um, your badge says,
"Volunteer Crossing Guard."
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And this one says,
"Ask me about my
Strawberry Waffle Supreme."
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They're quite tasty
and they're half price
this week!
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Well, as delicious
as that sounds, Elliot,
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we have to go to school.
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I have my eye
on you, Murphy.
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And I never rest.
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In fact, I sleep
with this stop sign.
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If you never rest,
how do you sleep?
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Very restlessly!
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ALL: Oh!
(HORN BLARING)
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(SCREAMING)
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Ahhh!
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There's a water bug
on the back of this!
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Without that signature page,
you'll have a month
of unexcused absences!
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Holy cow. I'm gonna have
to repeat the seventh grade!
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Don't worry, Milo!
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We'll help you
find that note!
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But how? This is ridiculous,
I mean that note could be...
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Oh, there it is.
I'll get it.
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Murphy's Law. Boom.
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Are you gonna be
saying that a lot?
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I'm thinking about it.
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After that note!
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I'm watching you, Milo!
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So, strawberry waffles?
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(SIGHS) They're quite tasty
and half price this week...
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MILO: Hey, biker gang!
Come back!
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MELISSA: I don't think
you'd call them a gang.
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MILO: What's a group
of biker's then, a gaggle?
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ZACK: I think it's a pod.
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MELISSA: No, that's whales.
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Oh, there it is! I got it!
I got it! What the...
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What was that?
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It looks like some kind
of spy drone.
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What the devil,
is that a doctor's note?
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Lieutenant, did you take
a short cut through
the Murphy Sector?
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I'm sorry, sir.
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I just wanted to see
if my brother-in-law was
using my lawn mower again.
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Well? Was he?
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Yeah, I got a shot of it.
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Oh, that makes me so mad!
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MILO: Oh, great,
I'm covered in garbage again!
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Milo, wouldn't it be easier
just to get your doctor
to sign a new one?
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It's Tuesday.
He's playing
golf somewhere.
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We'd never find him!
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Excuse me,
you're not a doctor,
are you?
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No.
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One, two, three,
four, five...
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It's on the seventh floor.
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Come on!
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(ALL PANTING)
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Oh, no,
there's paper everywhere!
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I guess they haven't
gone digital yet.
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My note could be anywhere.
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We'll find it!
Come on, let's split up!
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(GRUNTS)
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Excuse me, ma'am?
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But would you mind
lifting up your
coffee cup, please?
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Thank you.
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Oh, my gosh,
this coffee stain
is a perfect likeness
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of Frank Eugene Austin,
inventor of the ant farm.
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It's a miracle!
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I bet it has healing powers.
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WOMAN:
Oh, I want to see it!
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(CLAMORING)
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That's my doctor's note.
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(FAN WHIRRING)
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Seriously?
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What? It was getting
stuffy in here.
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I don't believe it.
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It's a ticker
tape parade.
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You sure you can't
get your doctor
to sign a new note?
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I told you.
There's no way
to find him.
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Are you a doctor?
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No.
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That's it, it's over.
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No, it's not over!
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When we signed up
to be Milo's friend,
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we knew
it wouldn't be easy.
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I don't remember
signing anything.
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So are we going
to find that note?
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That's a good question.
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You're supposed to say,
"Yes," Milo.
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Well then. Yes!
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That's the spirit!
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MAN: You doin' all right
up there, sir?
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Aw, I'm doing great!
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You know what?
I'd love a hamburger.
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They don't have
hamburgers in space.
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The parade must be
for that astronaut.
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Oh, it's not
for the astronaut.
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This parade is celebrating
the 150th anniversary
of ticker tape parades.
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Then what's
the astronaut for?
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They're just giving him
a ride somewhere.
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Very slowly, because
he likes to sit up there.
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(GASPS)
The astronaut's back!
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Yes, I know he's back!
We all just saw him.
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No, I mean the...
(DIOGEE BARKING)
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(SNIFFS AND BARKS)
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Excuse me for
a second, Zack.
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What is it, boy?
(BARKS)
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Hey, everybody!
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Diogee found the note.
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It's on the astronaut's back!
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Eh. Fine.
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Hey! Mr. Astronaut! Hey!
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Hey! Can you hear me?
Hey! Can you hear me?
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Hey! Hey!
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Can you hear me?
Hey! Can you hear me?
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Larry! Open the door!
(POP MUSIC PLAYING)
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I'm running
out of air out here!
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I never should have given him
those headphones!
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COLONEL NIBLET: Uh-oh.Wilson is losing it.
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We can't have him freaking out
in front of all those people!
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Use the Disintegration Ray!
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(POWERING UP)
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Uh, sir?
We could just drive him
out of the parade.
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He'll be fine
once he gets
his hamburger.
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You're right, Lieutenant.
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Ugh! And to think of all
the parade astronauts
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that I've unnecessarily
disintegrated.
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Stand down, soldier.
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Aw!
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Don't worry, sir.
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We'll get you that
hamburger soon.
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Awesome. 'Cause they don't
have hamburgers in space.
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There!
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I got it, I got it, I got it!
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Milo! Look out!
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Oh, well.
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Have fun
in high school, guys.
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No. You know
the middle school code.
No one gets left behind.
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Boom!
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That's right.
I'm going after it.
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Wow, that's going
a lot slower than
I thought.
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After that slow-moving
street sweeper!
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Okay, could be worse.
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How? How could this be worse?
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Eh, you could accidentally
get your head caught
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in a helicopter door that
flies you out of the ocean
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where it drops you straight
into a pod of ravenous orca
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that rip you apart leaving
nothing but your bones
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for the hungry crabs
in the inky depths
at the bottom of the ocean.
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Wow. I mean...
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Yeah, I'm...
I'm not sure how
to respond to that.
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Aw, come on,
ya babies.
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♪ I know you've heardit all before
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♪ Like when I told ya thatThe dog ate my homework
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♪ Or when I left itin my other pants
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♪ And then they wentin the wash
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♪ Aw yeah
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♪ And I know this story
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♪ Isn't easy to accept
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♪ But the power went out
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♪ And so I over-slept
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♪ I had a milliongood excuses
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♪ Now they're gone
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♪ We'll have to copewith the loss
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♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah!
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♪ I've got no♪ No explanation
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♪ I've got no♪ No validation
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♪ I've got no justificationI'm just useless, baby
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♪ I've got no♪ No mitigation
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♪ I've got no♪ No confirmation
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♪ No documentation,No excuses, baby, today ♪
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Milo, I see it!
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That's great!
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My foot is stuck!
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And I'm about to be
shredded and recycled.
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Oh, no.
That's not great.
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The being shredded part,
not the recycling part.
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Because recycling
is an important way to...
MELISSA: Milo!
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Oh. Oh, I'm sorry!
On my way!
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Here I come, Melissa!
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Don't worry I'm...
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Ahhh!
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I'll get there.
Don't worry!
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I'm worrying.
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You know,
I bet that whole thing
with the helicopter
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and the orcas is looking
pretty good right now.
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Okay, that was
kinda awesome.
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Doctor's note. Boom.
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Melissa,
you've got the note!
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"Please excuse
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"Lola Sundergard"?
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This isn't my note!
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Who is Lola Sundergard?
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Oh, great!
You found my
doctor's note!
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Thanks!
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Bam!
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Well, I... I guess
we're gonna be going.
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Yeah, us too, uh...
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Bye!
Bye!
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Hey.
Hey.
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Hey.
Hey.
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(BARKS)
(OINKS)
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Diogee!
Where did you get this?
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Hey! It's your
doctor's note!
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Life has a strange way
of working out.
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Good boy, Diogee.
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Well, we have plenty of time
to turn in these doctor's...
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Stop!
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Hang on a second,
this was...
This was just working.
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We're just trying
to get to school.
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Why can't you
leave us alone?
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Because Milo is
a danger to this town,
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and I'm going to
protect it from him.
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I'm like the wind.
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I'm everywhere
and nowhere.
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You're never going
to see me...
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Okay, wow.
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That was impressive.
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Yeah, I don't know
how you did that, Elliot,
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but we're going to
go to school now.
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So, see you tomorrow. Okay?
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Sorry, sir. I...
I thought...
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Ugh.
Please tell me we have
a re-integration ray?
252
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Yes, sir.
I just flip
this switch, sir.
253
00:10:04,971 --> 00:10:07,071
Wait a minute,
what just happened?
254
00:10:07,073 --> 00:10:09,273
Last thing I remembered,
I was in a parade.
255
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Listen, I have
a confession to make.
256
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Yeah, what?
257
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I am a doctor.
258
00:10:16,382 --> 00:10:18,482
You... Why didn't you
just tell me the truth?
259
00:10:18,484 --> 00:10:21,624
II wanted you to like me
for who I am.
260
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Well, it totally worked!
261
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♪ It's my worldand we're all livin' in it ♪
262
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♪ We're all livin' in it
263
00:10:31,164 --> 00:10:33,504
♪ Go, MiloGo, Milo, go
264
00:10:33,499 --> 00:10:35,929
♪ Oh, thanks, everybodyThat is so motivational
265
00:10:35,935 --> 00:10:38,665
♪ Go, MiloGo, Milo, go
266
00:10:41,274 --> 00:10:42,614
♪ Whoa
267
00:10:42,608 --> 00:10:44,728
♪ Whoa
268
00:10:44,726 --> 00:10:46,836
♪ I'm not sitting herewatching the world turn
269
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♪ You know I'd rather spin it
270
00:10:48,614 --> 00:10:50,924
♪ Go, MiloGo, Milo, go
271
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♪ It's my worldand we're all livin' in it ♪
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