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♪♪
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♪ Look at that sunLook at that sky
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♪ Look at my sweater vestI look so fly
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♪ Look at that mailboxLook at that tree
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♪ It's about as beautifulas it can be
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♪ Whoa
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♪ Today is gonnabe exceptional
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♪ Never boringeven for a minute
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♪ It's my worldand we're all livin' in it
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♪ Whoa, whoa
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♪ Never boringeven for a minute
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♪ It's my worldand we're all livin' in it ♪
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(MUSIC PLAYING ON TV)
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♪ It's time for dangerTime for action
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♪ Time for Dr. Zone!
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♪ Chronological time is justAn abstraction when
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♪ You're with Dr. Zone.
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♪ He's got one footin the future,
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♪ And one foot in the past,
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♪ He's got one handin the present,
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♪ Or at least ina gift-shaped cast.
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♪ He's Dr. Zone.
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♪ It's time for Dr. Zone ♪
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DR. ZONE: All my worryingjust wasted time!
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Let's get it back!
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Quick, to the
Time Bee-hicle.
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I've got to hit
that button!
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If only I had fingers
on my right hand!
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(GRUNTING)
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(CONTINUES GRUNTING)
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The present is preventing me
from getting to the future!
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TRASHCANDROIDS:
(RECITING)
One, one o', one, one...
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They're closing in.
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Time Ape,
do something!
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(FEMALE VOICE)
The time is now 1:54 p.m.
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No, you silly simian!
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Time is relative!
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The Trashcandroid!
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No!
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(GRUNTS)
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Time Ape,
press the button!
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Righty crikey
and tally-ho!
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Time waits for no man.
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Except for me!
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♪ It's time for Dr. Zone! ♪
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(GIGGLING)
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So, after your first
Doctor Zone Files marathon,
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are you guys excited
about the movie?
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Excited and confused.
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I'm ex-fused.
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And I'm con-cited?
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I know it's a lot
of information to assimilate,
but it's worth it!
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And Sara got us tickets
for today's show!
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I'll just hold on to these,
little brother.
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To prevent them getting,
you know,
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irradiated into particulate
matter or something.
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Good idea!
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My hand is asleep.
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How I envy it.
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The movie's not starting
for hours, right?
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Yeah,
but there's gonna
be a line already.
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It's got 50 years
of fans.
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Wait, 50 years?
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I thought we saw
it all last night!
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Oh, no, no,
no, no, no, no.
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No, no, no,
no, no, no, no.
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No.
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That was just
the latest incarnation,
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Doctor Zone Files:The Next Regeneration.
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MILO: First there was
The Zone.
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Then Dr Zone, Professor Zone,
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and Adjunct Faculty
Member Zone that onlylasted a semester.
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And finally
The Doctor Zone Files
that you know,
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as of 3:00 this morning.
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We just wanted
to make sure
you're prepared.
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Doctor Zone fans
can be kind of elitist.
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More tea?
Yes.
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Oh, dear.
What are those
people wearing?
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I'm just saying
that if you can't
actually speak
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the Trashcandroids
binary language,
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then you have no place
in this line.
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Oh, don't be
such an elitist, Josh.
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Today is gonna be
my favorite day ever!
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Unless something
goes wrong.
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Well, we made it
to the theater.
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What could possibly
go wrong?
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(TRAIN HORN BLARING)
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Well, I have
been Milo's sister
since he was born.
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Oh. Right.
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Which is why we're
going in prepared!
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Nothing is gonna ruin
this day for me!
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Exclamation point!
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She really puts
a lot of faith
in punctuation.
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Clear.
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No sign of any horrible
mishap on the horizon
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"Name the alien monsters
who eat your brain
and absorb your knowledge."
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Pass.
Pass.
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Cere-broids.
Come on, give me
a tough one!
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The tickets!
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Oh, these are never
leaving my hand.
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Now, who knows how to
fuse flesh and paper?
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Pass.
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I'm gonna go check in with
the local weather service
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about any more
freak breezes!
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Time for danger!
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Time for action!
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Time for... Diogee?
(BARKS)
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Oh, sorry,
you can't come in with us,
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but I did get you a ticket
for the pet theater next door.
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They're playing
The Dog Door Bone Files.
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(BARKS)
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(BARKING)
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(SIGHS)
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This is crazy.
I know.
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How can he be a time traveler
and an alien and a cyborg?
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No, no. Not that.
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It's just been really quiet
around Milo today.
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Eh, well. That's the thing
about Murphy's Law,
it's unpredictable!
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I've got the immediate area
cordoned off.
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Now, if you can just
try not to do anything.
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I'll go get my
hazard protection suit
out of the car.
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Do... Not... Lose...
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Our... Place.
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Sara, wait!
I brought a spare!
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So, is Time Ape an ape
with a clock for a head?
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Or a clock with
the body of an ape?
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Ugh, I can't
believe you newbies.
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What does
that make you,
"Old-bies"?
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Time Ape isn't
a clock or an ape.
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He's a trans-
chronological being.
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You see,
while traveling through
the space time continuum,
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Dr. Zone was suckedinto a rift of space time
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where he met anothertime traveler like himself.
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But since this being was notfrom our dimension,
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his appearance would causeany normal person's headto explode!
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So for us to comprehend him,the Time Ape took the formthat we now know.
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Wait, so you're saying that
the form that would be easier
for us to comprehend
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is an ape
with a clock
for a head?
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Would you want your head
to explode? Would you?
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He's right. I'd rather
look at an ape with
a clock for its head.
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(SNIFFING)
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You hear that?
(SNIFFING)
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Yeah, it smells quiet.
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Too quiet.
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No disaster yet means an even
bigger disaster is coming!
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Mmm. That's not
necessarily true, but...
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Time to be proactive.
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Milo, why don't you wait
near that really cool dirt
parking lot
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and I'll call
when it's time to go
into the movie, 'kay?
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Or, I could get us
some snacks?
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SARA: (GASPS) Pistachios?
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That's Dr. Zone's
favorite nut!
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You guys save our place.
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Of course,
that's just a theory,
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but if you direct
your attention to this
authoritative guide...
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(MELISSA READING)
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Repetitive redundancy, nice.
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Vintage.
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Great costumes guys!
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Costumes?
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One bag of pistachios please.
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It's pronounced,
"Pistah-chio."
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That's how
she said it.
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Don't speak
to the customers.
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I wasn't speaking
to customers,
I was speaking to you.
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You were speaking
to customers.
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CAVENDISH: Well one of us has
to speak to the customers,
but it shouldn't be you.
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Uh-oh, looks like something
got jammed in that broiler.
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You did that.
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I was just standing here,
not talking to customers,
but whoa!
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Maybe that was it, Milo!
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No more catastrophes today!
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Um, maybe.
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You guys okay?
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Weird.
They just disappeared.
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Or did they?
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BOTH: Bum, bum, bum.
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The end,
question mark.
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Or, Dr. Zone's mom
knew that, like,
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their planet was
going to explode.
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Implode.
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MELISSA: Right,so she wrapped her babiesin those blankets
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that babies are alwaysescaping imploding planets in.
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But the get-away rocketonly had room for one baby.
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So the other baby wascaught in the implosion
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and sucked intoa time vortex
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that turned him into atrans-chronological being,
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whose appearance would
make our heads explode.
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So when he turned
into the Time Ape,
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it's because he was alreadya Time Ape before!
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Exactly!
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Oh, see, that would
make more sense!
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And therefore,
Time Ape would be
Dr. Zone's brother.
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No.
Now, that is ridiculous!
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How is that more ridiculous
than your theory?
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If Dr. Zone
and the Time Ape
were brothers,
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I would've figured
it out by now.
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(GROWLING)
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What is he doing?
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I don't know.
I'm really tired.
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Hey, whoa, whoa.
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Watch where you're
pointing that Zone Monkey
Fighting Stance!
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These poseurs don't
deserve to be here.
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Newbies!
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Now, just wait a minute.
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Enough!
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Newbies!
Old-bies!
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Lend me your ears!
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Oh. No, not literally.
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Look, no one gets to define
the parameters of what
it means to be a fan.
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We're not just fans
of fantasy.
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It's more than that.
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It's about what fantasy means
to each of us.
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Fantasy means, um...
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"Fantaso" from the Greek
which means, "to show."
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Exactly!
We're here today
to show our love.
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Because there's nothing
better than sharing
something you love...
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With someone you love.
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(CROWD MURMURING IN EMPATHY)
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(CHEERING)
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Can you guys
wrap it up?
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Oh, sorry, Bertram.
I didn't see you there.
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Nice trashcandroid costume!
Thanks...
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Tickets please.
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Hey, now,
just wait a minute!
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Enough!
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I lost the tickets
while I was doing my
inspirational speech.
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(ALL GASPING)
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Uh, doesn't sound
like your day.
Well, I've got mine.
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You snooze, you lose.
Coming through.
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That's why I bought
four extras...
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It was all my fault.
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I was so worried about
Murphy's Law messing
things up...
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Maybe next time,
I just won't come.
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I hate that idea.
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I hate that idea, too.
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I've already got
enough excitement
in my life anyway.
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After all, I saw a train
come through our backyard.
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But what about the movie?
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Eh. Seeing a movie
on opening day is overrated.
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Also, clearly,
very dangerous.
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Just in case.
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Nope.
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Much better.
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Well, Time Ape,once again we've hadthe time of our lives.
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After all, time is relative!
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They are brothers!
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She was right!
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Newbie!
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(CHANTING NEWBIE)
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What happened
to the wall?
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