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MILO: So I opened the door
to the arboretum,
and there they were!
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And I have no idea
where the orangutan
came from.
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Yeah, I mean,
how far is the nearest zoo?
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And why was he so set
on getting my pistachios?
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It's the mysteries
that make life worth living.
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At least that's what it says
in my expensive
book of mysteries.
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All right, class.
Today we are starting
on a new physics project.
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This will test everything
you've learned about
gravity, inertia
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and weight distribution.
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All things I utilized
in making this beautiful desk.
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Solid oak.
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Took me the better part
of 21 weeks.
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Weeks of solitude,
just me, the wood.
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Mmm.
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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(STAMMERING)
If you work hard,
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someday you too may own
a special desk.
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Not this one, though.
This one's mine.
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So, over the weekend,
you will be building
a container,
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inside of which
you will put an egg.
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Your grade will be based
on only one criteria.
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When dropped from the roof
of the school,
will the egg break?
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An unbroken egg
guarantees the team an A.
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All the others will be judged
on how well they have applied
the concepts
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we've been
talking about in class.
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Now, you will all be breaking
into teams of three.
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So, I guess you three
will be a team then?
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Cowards.
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Any limit on
the number of eggs we break
while we're building it?
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No.
Okay then.
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You sure you don't wanna
join our team, Melissa?
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I named it "Team Melissa."
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Not after you.
Different Melissa.
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No, I'm good.
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Really? You're gonna
jeopardize those straight A's?
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You know,
eggs can be rather fragile.
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Bring it on.
I eat eggs for breakfast!
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Yeah, so do all of us.
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(DOORBELL RINGING)
Milo?
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MILO: Coming!
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I got eight dozen eggs.
That should last us...
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Like I said,
I got four dozen eggs.
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MELISSA: Amateurs!
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Wow!
That's a lot of eggs.
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I've got a grade point average
to protect.
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You think that's maybe
a little bit overkill?
(CREAKING)
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No, I do not think
it is overkill.
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Touche.
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So, shall we get crackin'?
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That's eggs-actly...
No!
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No egg puns.
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Whoa!
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♪ You best be carefulhow you handle me
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♪ I'm not as sturdyas you think
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♪ You're too in touchwith your dream plan, you see
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♪ I don't wanna beyour weakest link
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♪ Hey, don't break me♪ Hey!
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♪ Don't wanna crackin my precious shell
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♪ Keep your wild abandonto yourself
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♪ Hey, don't break me♪ Hey!
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♪ Don't wanna beyour lightning rod
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♪ Like the viewjust fine here from the shelf
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♪ So, baby,please don't break me♪ Hey!
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♪ Hey
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♪ Please don't break me♪ Hey!
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♪ Ha!♪ Hey!
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♪ Please don't break me♪ Hey!
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♪ Mmm ♪
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Did you just put an egg
in your pocket?
Yeah.
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Yeah, that's not gonna
end well.
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Aah!
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(BIRD SQUAWKS)
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Okay, guys,
we are going to crack
this thing.
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And by that,
I mean we are not
going to crack this thing.
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We have to build something
that can withstand
a two-story drop,
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a wood door, a tree branch,
a size 8 and a half sneaker,
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Zack's butt,
a raccoon attack...
ZACK: Hey...
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MELISSA:
It's all in here.
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We have to build something
that will withstand not only
one of these things,
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but all of them
simultaneously.
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Well, you know
what they say.
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Whatever breaks our egg
only helps our
egg dropping contraption
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utilize the forces
of gravity, inertia and
weight distribution better.
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That's the spirit!
Who says that?
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(SQUISHING)
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Okay, team.
I give you
version 87.3 dash 9.
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ZACK: I say we just call it
"Big Bertha."
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I'm not naming them anymore.
I don't wanna get attached.
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Come here, Diogee.
(PANTING)
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Here it goes.
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Okay, looking good.
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(GRUNTS)
Wait.
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Okay.
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I think.
(GRUNTS)
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Well?
The egg is...
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Completely intact!
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We did it!
Whoo-hoo!
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I've gotta see this.
I'll be right down!
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Whoa, whoa, no!
You stay right there, Milo!
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We still have to get this
to class in one piece.
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I'll guard Big Bertha
for the night.
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And Melissa,
you take home
all the extra eggs.
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What extras?
That was our last one.
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Really? Well, here, then.
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Triple-cooler it.
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And we'd better get
out of here
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before anything else...
MARTIN: Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Look out! No brakes!
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Whoa!
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(GRUNTS)
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(ALARM SOUNDING)
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Hi, kids.
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Hi, Mr. Murphy,
we gotta go, bye!
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See you tomorrow, team!
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MR. MURPHY: Milo, be a dear
and get your dad his crutches.
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(YAWNING)
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Okay, Big Bertha,
time to get you to schoo...
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(GASPS)
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No!
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(GASPS) Huh.
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Just a dream.
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All right.
Time to rise and... (GASPS)
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No!
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(GASPS) Oh, it's just a dream.
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(GASPS)
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Well, that is peculiar.
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(GASPS)
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Yeah, that's more like it.
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(BELL RINGING)
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ZACK: Melissa, over here!
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How's Big Bertha doing?
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Good so far.
How's the egg?
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A-okay!
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Let's just get this thing
to the classroom.
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Three o'clock!
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(YELLS)
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Ten o'clock!
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Actual clock!
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He's already here,
isn't he?
How'd you guess?
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Hi, guys!
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Milo, I need to take
the egg out. Do you mind?
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No problem.
I'll stand in the corner.
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I'm helping by not helping.
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Pilot egg is ready
for drop-off.
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Whoo-hoo! Oops!
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Heads up!
(ALL SCREAMING)
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No. No, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no!
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That was our last one.
Now we can't even compete!
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I am so sorry, Melissa.
I don't know what to say.
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Oh, wait a second.
I forgot this one!
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Okay, class,
take your projects
up to the roof
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while I monitor
the drop zone. (LAUGHS)
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And send one of
your team members down
with me for clean-up.
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I'll be on the ground crew.
Good luck, guys.
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And FYI,
a tremendous portion
of my self-esteem
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is wrapped up
in my grade point average,
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but, you know,
no pressure.
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You know, I made
that pencil you're holding.
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MILO: I think this is taller
than my tree house.
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Look, with all
our trials and errors,
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this baby can now
handle anything.
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Team One, you're up.
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Okay, let's go down
the check list
one more time.
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(SQUISHING)
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You need to take into accountacceleration speed!
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Parachute?
Check.
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With 1.5 second
deploy speed.
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Shock absorbers?
(SQUISHING)
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Check. Compressed air plungers
braced by interior
bendy straws.
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I cannot emphasizeweight distribution enough.
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Think of my desk!I know I am.
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Roll cage?
Check.
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Vacuum hose
with closed foam core.
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And we haveour first successful...
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Oh, uh, yeah, no.Get the mop over here.
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We'll show you
how it's done.
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MRS. MURAWSKI:
Oh. Very nice.
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Just a hairline fracture.
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Bradley's teamis the one to beat.
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Yeah! In your face,
other people!
I'm on your team.
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I hope it works.
I don't wanna
let Melissa down.
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Come on. How much can happen
between here and the ground?
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Milo, Zack, Melissa.You are the last ones to go!
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Come on, hold together.
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Okay. One, two...
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BOTH: Three!
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Yes, yes, yes...
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Hey, is this the cafeteria
service entrance?
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No, no, no!
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Uh-oh! Kickball game!
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Check, she can handle that!
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(WHISTLE BLOWING)
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Football scrimmage!
Uh... Check, theoretically.
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(GROWLING)
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Polar bear water tank!
What? Give me those!
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So, that's where the zoo is.
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(GROWLS)
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MILO: Freeway.
ZACK: Uh... Check.
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Wind turbines!
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Uh... Check?
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News copter!
Come on.
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Oh, come on.
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(BARKS)
Not you, Diogee.
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Seriously, can someone
help me out?
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I gotta deliver
all these eggs.
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(GROWLS)
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(BARKS)
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We have a winner!
Team Milo gets an A!
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You three did it.
I'm so proud of you.
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Now, that's a grade A egg.
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(BARKS)
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Well, I guess the yolk's on...
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I said no egg puns!
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♪ We're all livin' in it
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♪ Go, MiloGo, Milo, go
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♪ Oh, thanks, everybodyThat is so motivational
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♪ Go, MiloGo, Milo, go
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♪ Whoa
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♪ I'm not sitting herewatching the world turn♪ Whoa
220
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♪ You know I'd rather spin it
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♪ Go, MiloGo, Milo, go
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♪ It's my worldand we're all livin' in it ♪
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