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The train to
the Museum of Natural History
should be here any...
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Forty-one seconds.
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Forty-one seconds
from now, apparently.
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I'm really looking forward
to seeing some paleontology,
archeology...
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All the ologies, really.
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Milo, you're an ology
unto yourself.
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Oh! Forgot my
student discount.
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(BEEPS)
Thanks, Amanda.
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Melissa, is there ever
a time you haven't
forgotten something?
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Yeah, February 30th
or 31st... I forget.
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Neither of those
are dates.
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I'll be giving a tour for
anyone who's not going
to be at the "Milo Show".
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Bradley, I don't have
a performance planned.
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Sure, you say that now,
but then one geyser comes
through the floor,
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and suddenly, Milo's
the center of attention.
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Oops! I'm stuck.
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Cue geyser.
(ALL LAUGHING)
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Interesting tidbit about
the Museum of Natural History,
it was...
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Shh! We're watching Milo
in the turnstile.
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It's like he's on
Cirque du Subway.
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(YELLS)
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Should we wait
for the next one?
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Nah, he's got it.
In three, two, one...
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(YELLING)
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This floor is a lot cleaner
than I expected.
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MAN: (ON PA) Next stop,the Museum of Natural History.
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So, this is the subway?
You've never been on it?
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It's dark and dirty
and full of weird smells.
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That was their
ad campaign last year.
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(WIND HOWLING IN DISTANCE)
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Hey, you guys
ever hear about
those mole people?
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(NERVOUSLY) No.
The urban legend?
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A subspecies of
humanish creatures
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roaming the tunnels
searching for prey.
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Maybe we'll meet some.
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Rather meet them aboveground.
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Then they wouldn't be
mole people, they'd be...
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People.
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(THUDDING)
Does it usually do this?
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Well, sometimes.
When the coupling's loose.
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ZACK: The coupling's loose?
What does that even mean?
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I better put on
my seat belt.
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How's that going to work?
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Easy, you insert the tab
into the buckle
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until you hear a click.
Like this.
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(BOTH GRUNT)
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Oh, I get it now.
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I would've had extras,
but you know,
the llama incident.
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And so, that's when
the planetarium removed
Pluto from the cosmo show.
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Man, Pluto has
to be a planet.
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00:02:01,121 --> 00:02:03,661
An astrologer told me
it's in my fourth house.
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No, Pluto...
(THUDDING)
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The other car came off!
Milo's in there.
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Of course he is.
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So, that's what a runaway
train car looks like.
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I'll be honest,
I'm a little disappointed.
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(ZACK YELLING)
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(RUMBLING)
(SCREAMING)
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Well, at least
we're aboveground.
(CHUCKLES)
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(YELLING)
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(ZACK AND MELISSA YELLING)
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(BATS SCREECHING)
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(BOTH SCREAMING)
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MILO: And then to unbuckle it,
you press down this button.
(CLICKS)
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(EXHALES)
Locked. How can these
be locked?
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Does it usually do this?
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(GRUNTS) The windows
don't open either.
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What is the point
of a window
that doesn't open?
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It provides work
for window washers
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and glass installation
professionals.
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And the ceiling.
Is there usually a ceiling?
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(BREATHING HEAVILY)
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Zack, are you
by chance claustro...
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Not claustrophobic.
Just claustro-avoidant.
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I avoid enclosed places
when possible.
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Probably not possible
right now.
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It's better
if I'm distracted.
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Okay, wait.
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Not helping.
How about this?
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(ACCORDION PLAYING)
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Now I'm distracted.
Have you been carrying
that the whole time?
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I try to pack
for any eventuality.
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Now let's see about
getting those doors open.
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Ah, here we go.
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Okay, next time,
key first,
tap dancing later.
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This is amazing.
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Look! A fossil!
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Chicken wing.
Circa 1993.
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See? Nothing can live
under here!
Not even chickens.
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Could be worse.
How?
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Mysterious underground
creatures?
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00:04:01,942 --> 00:04:03,842
I guess
that would be worse.
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No, mysterious underground
creatures are coming
towards us.
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Silver lining,
things can live down here.
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MAN: Someone hit
the lights.
(CLICKS)
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Well, I'll be honest.
I'm a little disappointed.
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Young people
from the overland.
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You shall be
our leaders!
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No, no, we have a leader.
It's Dave.
'Sup?
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It's a democratic
hierarchical society.
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Wait a minute.
Who are you guys?
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We live below.
The call us the "Belownies."
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No, they don't, Scott.
We voted on this.
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"Belownies" sounds like
a lunch meat.
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We're called
the Undergrounders.
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I am the wise healer
among my peoples.
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He is a pipe fitter.
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Where are we?
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We call our world
Subterranus.
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(SOFTLY)
Terranus, terranus...
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That one's true.
He just wanted it
so badly.
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I wore them down.
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So, where you kids headed?
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Class trip to the museum.
I helped organize it.
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He shall be our leader.
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How long have you
been down here?
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Since the before times.
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Uh, about a month,
actually.
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We were building
an extension on this line
but we got lost,
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so we figured
we'd better establish
a new civilization.
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Wow! You established
a new civilization
in a month?
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You'd be surprised
how much you can
get done
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when you're not
constantly setting up
and moving orange cones.
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I shall be the leader!
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Seriously, Scott.
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So, you've got agriculture,
art, rudimentary government...
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Licorice, somehow.
129
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You're actually
going to eat that?
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I'm trying to
distract myself from
the walls moving in on us.
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I wonder what part of
the chicken is this?
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The rat part.
133
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Granola bars?
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Oh. He bears
the sweet manna of
the overland!
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Oh, no thanks.
I just had some "chicken"
and kinda lost my appetite.
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(SNIFFING)
Diogee? What are you
doing here?
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Please be rescuing us.
138
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The floppy-eared one
shall be our leader.
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Weren't you allergic
to dogs?
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Right, you know what?
Yeah, yeah, I actually am.
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Wait, Diogee, our leader.
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We are not starting
our own civilization.
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They taste worse
than they smell.
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Diogee always knows
the way home.
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Diogee, go home!
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(ALL CHEERING)
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MAN: I enjoy running.
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(GRUNTS)
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(RUMBLING)
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(BOTH YELLING)
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No! Melissa! Milo!
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ZACK: Are you guys okay?
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Yeah, we're okay,
if you call being
buried alive okay.
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I see light pass
this one rock.
Maybe if we can move...
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(GRUNTS) No, no,
it won't budge.
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Don't worry. I've got
my backpack right...
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What was that?
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Hmm. Well, okay,
maybe you can worry
a little bit.
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(GASPS) Oh, dear.
13, 14, 15...
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Oh! I could swear
we had 18 kids.
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Can you read
my writing?
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Is that a five or an eight?
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Any minute now,
Milo is going to show up
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and everybody is
going to be like,
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"Oh, Milo, tell us
about your adventure."
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But until then,
I'm having my best day ever.
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Mort, do you really need
more rose quartz?
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If you understood
its properties,
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you wouldn't
be asking me that.
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Okay, here's the plan.
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Someone crawl though
and jimmy out that rock
from the front.
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I don't think
any of us can fit.
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I can fit, I think.
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But, Zack,
you're claustro-avoidant.
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Are you sure
you wanna do this?
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No, I'm sure I don't
wanna do it.
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But you guys need me.
MAN: Good luck, kid.
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SCOTT: It was nice
knowing you.
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Hey, that was my flashlight.
MAN: Scott...
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SCOTT: But he's gonna
use up the batteries.
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Is there another flashlight
in there?
SCOTT: See?
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My backup "backup"
got crushed.
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I can barely see.
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Not much to see,
just kind of a tiny
enclosed suffocating...
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You know what? Never mind.
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You can do this.
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Think of how you faced
down wolves and survived
an alien abduction.
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And that's just
since we've met.
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I'm sure you did
lots of stuff before that.
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Nope, never did anything.
191
00:08:12,959 --> 00:08:14,929
What if this rock is all
that's holding this up?
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Don't worry. I'm sure
it'll all work out.
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How do you know?
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Because it has so far.
Relatively speaking.
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Okay, on three.
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One, two, three!
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It's clear! Yeah!
Yeah!
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See? I told you
it would hold.
199
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Well, it held long enough.
200
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You totally saved us.
201
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He shall be our leader.
202
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BOTH: Yeah,
he shall.
Thanks, guys.
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I am impressed, kid.
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I would've just let them
start a new society in there.
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Hey, where's Diogee?
(BARKS)
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ALL: Diogee!
(BARKS)
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00:09:05,712 --> 00:09:08,512
You know, we have no idea
where these tracks go.
208
00:09:08,514 --> 00:09:10,014
I'm sure it'll all
work out.
209
00:09:10,016 --> 00:09:13,246
You're sure?
He uses
that term loosely.
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MILO: Uh-oh.
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I got this.
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Ooh.
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00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:20,522
Or not.
214
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(ALL SCREAMING)
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Oh, we survived.
216
00:09:27,233 --> 00:09:28,733
Uh-oh.
Maybe not.
217
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SCOTT: Oh, come on.
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Yeah, I guess,
maybe if you squint,
it could be a five.
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(STUDENTS EXCLAIMING)
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Nope, it was an eight.
(CHUCKLES)
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Milo, tell us about
your adventure.
222
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And we're back.
223
00:09:45,451 --> 00:09:46,781
What will you guys
do now?
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There is no place
in your world for us now.
225
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Then you can stay, Scott.
226
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Me, I'm gonna go check
my DVR.
227
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I've got a month of
the Doctor Zone Files
to catch up on.
228
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Oh, that means
you missed it
when the trash...
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No spoilers.
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(ALL SAYING GOODBYE)
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00:10:01,267 --> 00:10:03,797
I shall return
to Subterranus.
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(SOFTLY)
Terranus, terranus...
233
00:10:05,305 --> 00:10:07,465
And you will be
my leader.
234
00:10:07,473 --> 00:10:10,043
Oh, sorry, I'm trapped
in a rib cage right now.
235
00:10:10,043 --> 00:10:11,943
Interesting tidbit,
stegosaurus ribs are...
236
00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:14,005
Never mind.
(CACKLING)
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00:10:15,782 --> 00:10:17,452
He saw something in me.
238
00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:20,420
Whatever he saw,
he also saw it in a dog.
239
00:10:20,420 --> 00:10:22,620
(IMITATING SCOTT)
The floppy eared one
will be our leader.
240
00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:23,992
(BARKS)
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♪ We're all livin' in it
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♪ Go, MiloGo, Milo, go
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♪ Oh, thanks, everybodyThat is so motivational
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♪ Go, MiloGo, Milo, go
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♪ Whoa
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♪ Whoa
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♪ I'm not sitting herewatching the world turn
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♪ You know I'd rather spin it
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♪ It's my worldand we're all livin' in it ♪
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