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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,023 --> 00:00:12,013 [ ALARM BEEPING ] 2 00:00:12,009 --> 00:00:14,019 - WHOO, BITCH. 3 00:00:14,023 --> 00:00:16,023 YOU ALREADY KNOW WHAT IT IS. 4 00:00:19,010 --> 00:00:21,020 AND MY BREAKFAST BETTER BE HOT. 5 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:22,010 - GOOD MORNING, DAD. 6 00:00:22,015 --> 00:00:25,015 - SIT YOUR BITCH ASS DOWN. 7 00:00:25,023 --> 00:00:28,013 LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. 8 00:00:28,015 --> 00:00:31,005 - UH, DAD, CAN WE GET A RIDE TO SCHOOL? 9 00:00:31,007 --> 00:00:33,017 - [ LAUGHS ] HOW OLD ARE YOU? 10 00:00:33,022 --> 00:00:35,012 - SEVEN. 11 00:00:35,015 --> 00:00:36,015 - WHAT'S TODAY? 12 00:00:36,020 --> 00:00:37,020 - WEDNESDAY. 13 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:39,020 - SO FOR ABOUT THE LAST SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT YEARS, WHATEVER, 14 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:43,010 HOW OLD YOU ARE, YOU SEE ME WAKE UP IN THE MORNING 15 00:00:43,016 --> 00:00:45,006 WITH THIS FLY-ASS SUIT ON. 16 00:00:45,013 --> 00:00:47,013 LOOK AT YOUR BIG NIGGA SWAGGING THIS BIG-ASS SUIT 17 00:00:47,012 --> 00:00:48,022 RIGHT HERE. 18 00:00:49,001 --> 00:00:50,001 DO I LOOK FLY? 19 00:00:50,003 --> 00:00:53,013 NIGGA, I KNOW I LOOK FLY, 'CAUSE I'M YOUR DADDY, BOY. 20 00:00:53,011 --> 00:00:57,001 WITH THAT BEING SAID, YOU BETTER WALK YOUR ASS TO SCHOOL, BOY. 21 00:00:57,005 --> 00:00:57,015 - [ CHUCKLES ] - I'M OUT OF THIS BITCH. 22 00:00:58,000 --> 00:01:01,010 [ JAGUAR ROARS ] - ♪ I LIKE CHEESE 23 00:01:02,023 --> 00:01:04,023 ♪ I LIKE CHEESE ♪ I LIKE CHEESE 24 00:01:04,020 --> 00:01:06,010 ♪ I LIKE CHEE-- ♪ I 25 00:01:06,012 --> 00:01:09,022 ♪ LIKE CHEESE ♪ 26 00:01:10,018 --> 00:01:13,008 ♪ CHEESE ♪ CHEESE 27 00:01:13,012 --> 00:01:14,022 AGH! 28 00:01:14,019 --> 00:01:17,019 ♪ LOITER SQUAD AGH! 29 00:01:17,020 --> 00:01:21,010 [ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS ] - AND WELCOME BACK TO 30 00:01:21,010 --> 00:01:22,010 "MAURICE." 31 00:01:22,007 --> 00:01:24,007 NOW, WE'RE HERE WITH A GUEST NAMED LAURA. 32 00:01:24,009 --> 00:01:28,009 SHE'S A CRACKHEAD, AND I'M JUST TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT MADE 33 00:01:28,012 --> 00:01:29,022 HER CHOOSE TO DO THAT. 34 00:01:29,017 --> 00:01:32,017 WHY DID YOU TRY IT WHEN YOU KNEW THAT IT WAS A STUPID DECISION? 35 00:01:32,017 --> 00:01:35,017 - YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE. 36 00:01:35,021 --> 00:01:36,021 HAVE YOU EVER TRIED CRACK? 37 00:01:36,021 --> 00:01:40,011 - I -- I HAVEN'T TRIED CRACK. 38 00:01:40,007 --> 00:01:42,017 - WHY DON'T YOU GO TRY SOME CRACK AND THEN COME BACK AND 39 00:01:42,022 --> 00:01:43,022 JUDGE ME? 40 00:01:43,022 --> 00:01:47,012 - AUDIENCE, SHOULD MAURICE TRY SOME CRACK TODAY? 41 00:01:47,011 --> 00:01:50,021 - [ CHEERING ] - WELL, BRING SOME CRACK OUT. 42 00:01:50,018 --> 00:01:51,008 FUCK IT. 43 00:01:51,013 --> 00:01:53,023 I'LL GIVE IT -- I'LL GIVE IT A GO. 44 00:01:53,018 --> 00:01:54,018 WOW, I HAVE CHOICES. 45 00:01:54,019 --> 00:01:55,009 OKAY. 46 00:01:55,013 --> 00:01:57,023 UM, ALL RIGHT. 47 00:01:58,001 --> 00:02:00,001 THANKS. 48 00:02:00,023 --> 00:02:02,003 ALL RIGHT. 49 00:02:02,006 --> 00:02:03,016 UM... 50 00:02:03,017 --> 00:02:05,007 HERE GOES NOTHING. 51 00:02:05,007 --> 00:02:07,017 [ LIGHTER FLICKS ] I DON'T FEEL ANYTHING. 52 00:02:14,002 --> 00:02:14,022 - [ CROWD BOOING ] - HIT IT AGAIN. 53 00:02:14,022 --> 00:02:16,022 - I THINK THAT ROCK WAS A DUD. 54 00:02:16,023 --> 00:02:17,013 - DO IT AGAIN. 55 00:02:17,011 --> 00:02:18,001 TAKE THAT SHIT AGAIN. 56 00:02:18,006 --> 00:02:19,996 - WE DON'T HAVE THAT KIND OF TIME. 57 00:02:20,004 --> 00:02:23,014 OKAY, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, OUR NEXT GUEST IS A TELEVISION 58 00:02:23,012 --> 00:02:26,012 PERSONALITY WHO JUST TRIED CRACK FOR THE FIRST TIME. 59 00:02:26,014 --> 00:02:30,024 EVERYONE, GIVE IT UP FOR THE LOVING AND CHARMING MAURICE. 60 00:02:30,019 --> 00:02:34,019 - [ CHEERING ] [ MUSIC PLAYS, CROWD APPLAUDS ] 61 00:02:35,001 --> 00:02:40,021 [ MUSIC AND APPLAUSE STOP ] [ MAURICE CLAPPING ALONE ] 62 00:02:40,020 --> 00:02:43,000 [ MUSIC AND APPLAUSE RESUME ] HOW ARE YOU FEELING RIGHT NOW? 63 00:02:48,023 --> 00:02:53,013 - [ EAGLE SCREECHES ] - THAT'S AMAZING. 64 00:02:53,014 --> 00:02:55,024 [ EAGLE SCREECHES ] WOULD YOU MIND SINGING 65 00:02:55,022 --> 00:02:56,022 A SONG FOR THE AUDIENCE? 66 00:02:56,019 --> 00:02:58,019 WOULD YOU GUYS LIKE THAT? 67 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:01,020 - [ CROWD LAUGHS ] 68 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:08,010 [ TRAIN HORN BLARES ] 69 00:03:12,014 --> 00:03:19,014 - [ EAGLES SCREECHING ] [ VOICES ECHOING ] 70 00:03:19,010 --> 00:03:20,020 - YOU HIGH. 71 00:03:25,012 --> 00:03:27,012 YOU HIGH. 72 00:03:27,015 --> 00:03:28,015 - I'M A BIRD. 73 00:03:30,019 --> 00:03:32,009 I'M A BIRD. 74 00:03:32,014 --> 00:03:33,004 [ ECHOING ] I'M A BIRD. 75 00:03:33,006 --> 00:03:33,996 I'M A BIRD. 76 00:03:34,006 --> 00:03:35,996 YOU'RE GONNA NEED TWO GUNS TO SHOOT ME DOWN, BUD. 77 00:03:36,004 --> 00:03:39,004 I'M NOT GOING OUT WITHOUT A FIGHT. 78 00:03:39,004 --> 00:03:43,024 [ MOTORCYCLE REVVING ] NOW I'M ON A MOTORCYCLE. 79 00:03:43,018 --> 00:03:45,998 I'M ON A FUCKING MOTORCYCLE. 80 00:03:46,004 --> 00:03:50,004 I'M KIM KARDASHIAN ON A FUCKING MOTORCYCLE, BUD. 81 00:03:50,004 --> 00:03:52,014 I'M ALSO THE FUCKING EAGLE. 82 00:03:54,017 --> 00:03:56,007 - HEY, JARVIS. 83 00:03:56,015 --> 00:03:56,995 TOP OF THE MORNING, MAN. 84 00:03:57,005 --> 00:03:58,005 - ACT LIKE YOU KNOW NIGGA ? 85 00:03:58,008 --> 00:04:04,008 YOU ALREADY KNOW I DON'T PAY NO BILLS ON WEDNESDAY. 86 00:04:04,015 --> 00:04:04,995 OH, YOU WANT SOME, TOO? 87 00:04:10,001 --> 00:04:11,021 FUCK WITH ME! 88 00:04:13,005 --> 00:04:15,015 - HEY, GET OFF THE STREET. 89 00:04:15,022 --> 00:04:18,012 WHAT MODEL CAR IS THAT, AN IDIOT? 90 00:04:18,015 --> 00:04:19,015 - LET ME TELL YOU THIS ONE TIME AND ONE TIME ONLY. 91 00:04:19,021 --> 00:04:21,021 - WHAT -- WHAT YOU GONNA TELL? 92 00:04:21,021 --> 00:04:23,021 - YOU ALREADY KNOW WHAT IT IS. 93 00:04:23,021 --> 00:04:24,021 FUCK. 94 00:04:24,019 --> 00:04:27,009 - [ GRUNTING ] - PAY YOUR TAXES, NIGGA. 95 00:04:27,012 --> 00:04:28,022 WE OUT OF THIS, BITCH. 96 00:04:28,023 --> 00:04:33,023 - THAT NIGGA'S SWEATSUIT BANGING! 97 00:04:37,021 --> 00:04:40,021 - GET YOUR ASSES HERE. 98 00:04:40,017 --> 00:04:41,007 SIT DOWN. 99 00:04:41,008 --> 00:04:44,008 NOT A WORD TILL WE GET BACK. 100 00:04:46,017 --> 00:04:47,017 - ALL RIGHT. 101 00:04:47,017 --> 00:04:49,017 SO WHAT Y'ALL LITTLE BITCH ASS NIGGAS IN HERE FOR? 102 00:04:50,001 --> 00:04:53,021 - I WAS CAUGHT SUCKING MY DAD'S DICK. 103 00:04:53,019 --> 00:04:55,999 - I WAS SUCKING MY DADDY DICK WHEN I WAS 104 00:04:56,003 --> 00:04:57,003 SEVEN YEARS OLD. 105 00:04:57,003 --> 00:04:59,023 I FILLED UP ON THAT. 106 00:04:59,021 --> 00:05:01,011 COME HERE, CANDY BOY. 107 00:05:01,013 --> 00:05:03,013 OH, YOU GOT SO MANY NECKLACE. 108 00:05:03,007 --> 00:05:03,997 - COME ON, BRO. 109 00:05:04,002 --> 00:05:05,002 - WHY YOU GOT A NECKLACE? 110 00:05:05,006 --> 00:05:06,016 SMELL LIKE BITCH IN HERE. 111 00:05:06,017 --> 00:05:08,017 NIGGA, ALL Y'ALL SMELL LIKE BITCH TO ME. 112 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:11,000 - [ SNIFFS ] - WHY ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE? 113 00:05:11,004 --> 00:05:13,024 WHY ARE YOU AT MY FIREPLACE AT MY DINNER NIGGA? 114 00:05:13,018 --> 00:05:15,018 - I PUT MY MAMA HOUSE ON FIRE 'CAUSE SHE AIN'T LET ME 115 00:05:15,017 --> 00:05:16,007 COLOR THERE. 116 00:05:16,014 --> 00:05:19,004 - OH, OH, SO YOU PUT YOUR MAMA HOUSE ON FIRE? 117 00:05:19,004 --> 00:05:21,024 I WAS DOING THAT WHEN I WAS 13 YEARS OLD, NIGGA? 118 00:05:21,018 --> 00:05:24,008 I WOULD INFLATE AN INFLATABLE POOL AND FILL IT UP WITH 119 00:05:24,011 --> 00:05:26,021 CHARMIN AND GET BUTT NAKED AND OIL MYSELF, NIGGA. 120 00:05:26,019 --> 00:05:29,999 WELCOME TO MY LIFE! 121 00:05:30,002 --> 00:05:31,002 HOW OLD ARE YOU? 122 00:05:31,005 --> 00:05:31,995 - 12. 123 00:05:32,006 --> 00:05:35,006 - YOU KNOW WHAT I OWNED WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, NIGGA? 124 00:05:35,007 --> 00:05:37,007 A FORTUNE-500 COMPANY AND I WAS WHOOPING MY OWN ASS. 125 00:05:37,008 --> 00:05:40,018 CAN I SHOW YOU SOMETHING THAT MEANS A LOT TO ME? 126 00:05:40,019 --> 00:05:42,999 YEAH, EVERYTHING IS SO FUNNY UNTIL YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENED 127 00:05:43,003 --> 00:05:44,003 TO A REAL NIGGA IN JAIL. 128 00:05:44,006 --> 00:05:46,006 THIS SHIT DON'T MEAN SHIT TO ME, MAN. 129 00:05:46,008 --> 00:05:48,008 LOOK AT ME, MAN. 130 00:05:48,007 --> 00:05:49,017 - WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? 131 00:05:49,021 --> 00:05:51,011 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN, I'M -- - YOU'RE OFF. 132 00:05:51,011 --> 00:05:53,001 YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN OUT OF HERE 30 MINUTES AGO. 133 00:05:53,003 --> 00:05:55,003 - FUCK, THAT'S THE JANITOR? 134 00:05:55,003 --> 00:05:56,003 - YEAH, HONESTLY, BE SAFE. 135 00:05:56,003 --> 00:05:57,023 I FEEL LIKE, YOU KNOW, WE GOT A LOT DONE TODAY. 136 00:05:57,019 --> 00:05:59,999 - WHAT THE FUCK? 137 00:06:00,003 --> 00:06:00,023 WHO ARE YOU? 138 00:06:00,022 --> 00:06:02,002 - SEE YOU AT THE BAR. 139 00:06:02,003 --> 00:06:03,023 - THAT'S THE FUCKING JANITOR? 140 00:06:03,023 --> 00:06:08,013 - Y'ALL WANNA KNOW WHAT REAL JAIL LIKE? 141 00:06:12,002 --> 00:06:12,022 - GOOD MORNING, FRED. 142 00:06:12,019 --> 00:06:14,019 - OH, GOOD MORNING. 143 00:06:14,021 --> 00:06:16,001 - UH, CAN YOU PASS ME A CUP? 144 00:06:16,004 --> 00:06:16,024 - I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK. 145 00:06:16,020 --> 00:06:18,020 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! 146 00:06:18,019 --> 00:06:19,009 - WHAT? 147 00:06:19,008 --> 00:06:19,998 YOU SAID, "GOOD MORNING." 148 00:06:20,004 --> 00:06:21,004 - I SAY "GOOD MORNING" TO EVERYBODY. 149 00:06:21,005 --> 00:06:23,015 - OH, WHAT, ARE YOU SOME TYPE OF HO NOW? 150 00:06:23,021 --> 00:06:25,001 - SERIOUSLY? 151 00:06:25,003 --> 00:06:26,023 - ALL RIGHT, WHAT ABOUT LAST WEEK WHEN YOU SAID MY CAR 152 00:06:26,020 --> 00:06:28,000 LIGHTS WERE ON? 153 00:06:28,003 --> 00:06:29,013 - UH, YEAH, 'CAUSE I DIDN'T WANT YOUR BATTERY TO DIE. 154 00:06:29,008 --> 00:06:32,998 - I THOUGHT THAT MEANT YOU WANTED TO GO TO THE CAR 155 00:06:33,004 --> 00:06:34,014 AND SUCK MY DICK. 156 00:06:34,008 --> 00:06:35,008 - HAS THIS EVER HAPPENED TO YOU? 157 00:06:35,008 --> 00:06:38,998 MIXED EMOTIONS, DIFFERENT SIGNALS THAT YOU THOUGHT 158 00:06:39,005 --> 00:06:40,015 THAT SHE WANTED YOU? 159 00:06:40,019 --> 00:06:41,999 WELL, GUESS WHAT, BUD. 160 00:06:42,005 --> 00:06:43,015 I HAVE A SOLUTION FOR YOU. 161 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:45,010 SHE DON'T WANT TO FUCK YOU, NIGGA. 162 00:06:45,012 --> 00:06:49,022 SHE DON'T WANT TO FUCK YOU, YOU LITTLE DICK, MUSTY-ASS, 163 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:52,010 BROKE-ASS NIGGA. 164 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:23,020 - ♪ GIRL, WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO FUCK ME? ♪ 165 00:07:24,001 --> 00:07:28,001 ♪ COME ON ♪ YOU OLD AS FUCK, 166 00:07:28,005 --> 00:07:29,995 NOW LET ME EAT YOU ♪ ♪ I'M GONNA FINISH WITH 167 00:07:30,005 --> 00:07:32,995 YOUR BATH ♪ ♪ IT'S TIME TO FEED YOU 168 00:07:33,002 --> 00:07:36,002 ♪ YOU'RE A GIRLFRIEND GRANNY ♪ I LIKE TO -- OH 169 00:07:36,006 --> 00:07:41,006 ♪ COME HERE, IT'S OKAY ♪ I GOT SOME SOUP 170 00:07:41,009 --> 00:07:43,009 ♪ NOW COME AND DRINK IT UP ♪ DOO-DOO IN THAT DIAPER 171 00:07:43,011 --> 00:07:47,021 ♪ GIRL, YOU STINK IT UP ♪ HIT IT FROM THE BACK 172 00:07:47,017 --> 00:07:51,997 ♪ I'LL LIFT YOUR WRINKLES UP ♪ DON'T MAKE ME SOFT 173 00:07:52,006 --> 00:07:54,996 ♪ OUR AGE DIFFERENCE'S A BIG DEAL ♪ 174 00:07:55,005 --> 00:07:57,995 ♪ BUT IF YOU LET ME EAT YOUR ASS ♪ THEN YOU CAN SUCK MY DICK 175 00:07:58,005 --> 00:08:01,015 ♪ STOP PLAYING, GIRL AND COME HERE ♪ 176 00:08:01,017 --> 00:08:08,007 ♪ 'CAUSE I'M ALREADY HARD ♪ GIRL, WHY DON'T YOU 177 00:08:08,009 --> 00:08:17,999 WANT TO FUCK ME? ♪ ♪ STOP PLAYING AROUND 178 00:08:18,006 --> 00:08:21,016 ♪ I'M HUNGRY ♪ NOW, I'M LONELY 179 00:08:21,021 --> 00:08:23,001 ♪ I NEED YOUR PUSSY [ CAT MEOWS ] 180 00:08:23,006 --> 00:08:25,006 ♪ DON'T KEEP ME STARVING ♪ I'M HUNGRY 181 00:08:25,010 --> 00:08:28,010 ♪ NOW, I'M LONELY ♪ I NEED YOUR PUSSY 182 00:08:28,015 --> 00:08:30,015 [ CAT MEOWS ] ♪ DON'T KEEP ME STARVING, BITCH♪ 183 00:08:30,023 --> 00:08:36,023 - [ MOANS ] 184 00:08:36,022 --> 00:08:40,002 ♪ PUSH IT ♪ 185 00:08:41,017 --> 00:08:43,007 [ LAUGHS ] 186 00:08:44,023 --> 00:08:46,013 - MM-HMM. 187 00:08:46,007 --> 00:08:47,007 MM-HMM. 188 00:08:47,009 --> 00:08:48,999 MMM, MMM, MMM! 189 00:08:49,003 --> 00:08:50,003 IT NEEDS MORE HOT SAUCE. 190 00:08:50,004 --> 00:08:51,014 - HEY, PSST. 191 00:08:51,016 --> 00:08:57,016 MISTER, THE SAUCE HERE, IT'S TOO HOT. 192 00:08:57,019 --> 00:09:00,999 - BITCH, YOU ALREADY KNOW WHAT IT IS. 193 00:09:04,002 --> 00:09:05,022 MMM! 194 00:09:09,009 --> 00:09:11,999 - HE'S CHOKING! 195 00:09:12,004 --> 00:09:13,024 SOMEBODY GIVE HIM MOUTH-TO-MOUTH. 196 00:09:13,017 --> 00:09:16,007 - UH, I THINK SOMEONE SHOULD CUT HIS SWEATSUIT OFF. 197 00:09:16,008 --> 00:09:17,998 [ECHOING] CUT HIS SWEATSUIT OFF. 198 00:09:18,004 --> 00:09:19,004 - AAGH! 199 00:09:20,023 --> 00:09:21,013 NO! 200 00:09:21,014 --> 00:09:22,014 NO, YOU STAY THE HELL BACK. 201 00:09:22,012 --> 00:09:24,012 - [ SCREAMS ] HE'S TRYING TO KILL ME. 202 00:09:24,013 --> 00:09:27,003 [ SCREAMS ] - YOU ALREADY KNOW WHAT IT IS. 203 00:09:27,006 --> 00:09:28,016 THIS IS MY HOUSE, NIGGA! IN MY HOUSE. 204 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:30,010 I'M OUT OF HERE. 205 00:09:30,014 --> 00:09:31,014 I'M GOING. 206 00:09:31,008 --> 00:09:32,008 - BREAKING NEWS. 207 00:09:32,011 --> 00:09:38,001 TV PERSONALITY MAURICE HAS JUST QUIT HIS TELEVISION SHOW 208 00:09:38,004 --> 00:09:40,014 TO BECOME A F-F-FARMER. 209 00:09:40,007 --> 00:09:43,017 WE HAVE THE EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH BARBARA WALTERS RIGHT HERE. 210 00:09:44,001 --> 00:09:46,021 - I'M BARBARA WALTERS. 211 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:47,020 - I'M A EAGLE. 212 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:49,010 - YOU'RE NOT A EAGLE. 213 00:09:49,013 --> 00:09:50,023 YOU'RE AN ADULT MAN. 214 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:53,020 - I'M A EAGLE. 215 00:09:53,021 --> 00:09:57,011 [ EAGLE SCREECHES ] - [ SCREECHES ] 216 00:09:57,014 --> 00:09:59,014 [ BOTH SCREECHING ] 217 00:10:06,021 --> 00:10:08,021 [ BEEP ] 218 00:10:08,019 --> 00:10:11,019 [ LOUNGE MUSIC PLAYS ] 219 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:13,000 [ APPLAUSE ] 220 00:10:13,004 --> 00:10:15,004 - AND WELCOME BACK TO "MAURICE." 221 00:10:15,006 --> 00:10:17,016 NOW, I HAVE RECENTLY JUST TRIED CRACK FOR THE FIRST TIME, 222 00:10:18,001 --> 00:10:20,011 JUST TO GET A LITTLE TASTE OF WHAT SHE GOES THROUGH 223 00:10:20,011 --> 00:10:21,011 IN HER DAILY LIFE. 224 00:10:21,009 --> 00:10:23,999 AND, BOY, MUST I SAY, IT IS FUCKING AMAZING. 225 00:10:24,005 --> 00:10:26,015 NOW, WILL I TRY IT AGAIN? 226 00:10:26,023 --> 00:10:29,003 PROBABLY NOT, 'CAUSE I HAVE PRIORITIES. 227 00:10:29,003 --> 00:10:33,003 BUT IF I DIDN'T HAVE GOOD THINGS GOING FOR MYSELF, BOY, GEE, 228 00:10:33,004 --> 00:10:36,014 I WOULD BE RIGHT THERE WITH WHITNEY AND BOBBY JUST LOUNGING. 229 00:10:36,010 --> 00:10:41,000 [ LAUGHS ] - [ LAUGHS ] 230 00:10:41,005 --> 00:10:41,995 - BITCH, STOP HITTING ME. 231 00:10:42,003 --> 00:10:45,003 TILL NEXT WEEK, GUYS. 232 00:10:45,006 --> 00:10:46,996 AND ALWAYS REMEMBER... 233 00:10:47,002 --> 00:10:50,002 [ APPLAUSE ] [ CHUCKLES ] 234 00:10:50,006 --> 00:10:51,006 YOU GOT ANY MORE? 235 00:10:51,010 --> 00:10:55,000 - WITH THAT BEING SAID, YOU BETTER WALK YOUR ASS TO SCHOOL. 236 00:10:55,002 --> 00:10:57,002 - [ LAUGHTER ] - YO. 237 00:10:57,006 --> 00:11:00,006 - WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR NAME? 238 00:11:00,010 --> 00:11:02,020 - BUBBA OTT. 239 00:11:02,020 --> 00:11:05,020 - [ LAUGHTER ] - WHAT DID HE SAY? 240 00:11:05,022 --> 00:11:09,002 - "BUBBA OTT." 241 00:11:09,003 --> 00:11:10,023 [ MONKEY SQUEALING ] 16965

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