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[ ORGAN PLAYS ]
[ CHEERS ]
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- HE'LL COME IN
THE MIDNIGHT HOUR.
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- I LET MY EGOS GO.
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- YOU COULD COME WHEN YOU'RE
MASTURBATING IN THE SHOWER.
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- TELL YOUR NEIGHBOR, SAY
"LET YOUR EGOS GO."
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- HE CAN COME WHILE
YOU'RE TAKING A SHIT.
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I SAY, I SAY, I SAY, I SAY,
I SAY, I SAY.
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WHAT YOU GONNA DO WHEN JESUS
COMES?
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THE PRETTY MAN
WITH THE LONG HAIR.
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THE PRETTY FACE.
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I LOVE THAT MAN RIGHT THERE.
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- HALLELUJAH.
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- WHOO!
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- ♪ JESUS IS BEAUTIFUL
♪ JESUS IS ♪
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- OH, SHIT.
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IT'S JESUS.
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- All: [ GASP ]
- I HAVE RETURNED, MY CHILDREN.
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- All: UGH!
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- DAMN. UGH.
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THAT NIGGA UGLY.
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- DADDY, WHY DOES HE HAVE TO
BE SO UGLY?
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- STOP TALKING TO ME.
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- YOU STINK.
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- I DON'T WANNA GO ANYWHERE
WITH YOU, MAN.
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YOU LOOK LIKE SHIT.
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- YOU LOOK HOMELESS.
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- HE IS JOKING.
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- I'M DISAPPOINTED.
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- COME WITH ME.
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- NO, DON'T TOUCH HIM.
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GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME.
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- NO ONE'S COMING TO THE
FUCKING RAPTURE WITH YOU, MAN.
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[ ROARS ]
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- ♪ I LIKE CHEESE
- ♪ I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I
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♪ LI-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-KE
♪ CHEESE
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- ♪ CHEESE
- CHEESE! CHEESE! CHEESE!
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AGHHHHHHHHH! AGHHHHHHHHH!
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- LOITER SQUAD.
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- AGHHHHHHHHH!
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- HEY, I'M JUST HAPPY THAT WE
GOT TOGETHER BEFORE WE WENT TO
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COLLEGE, NIGGA.
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HEY, YO.
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HEY, ALL MY NIGGAS HERE AT
SLEEPOVER RIGHT BEFORE COLLEGE.
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- HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DAWG.
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- HEY, MY NIGGA HERE.
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I'M HAPPY, YOU FILM ME, YOU
GOT A NEW CAMERA.
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YOU'RE GOING TO FILM SCHOOL
AND SHIT.
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- WHERE'S MIKE?
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- OH SHIT.
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THAT NIGGA PROBABLY UPSTAIRS
DOING SOME WEIRD SHIT.
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- REMEMBER THAT TIME HE
PUT HIS FINGER IN HIS BUTT?
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- HEY, TAKE THE CAMERA.
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- OH, HERE, HERE.
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- PROBABLY UP THERE BEATING HIS
MEAT AS WE SPEAK.
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- WEIRD.
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[ PANTING ]
OH, OW.
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- EASY.
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- CLUMSY ASS, NIGGA.
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- MY BAD.
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CHILL!
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I'LL BE FUCKING TRIPPING.
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- YO, IT'S THE TABLE IN MY ASS!
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- WHAT THE...?
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- IT HURT! IT HURT!
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IT'S REALLY A TABLE IN MY ASS!
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- TURN THE LIGHT ON, PLEASE.
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- PLEASE, HELP!
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HELP!
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- WHAT THE FUCK?
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- IT'S A TABLE IN MY ASS!
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GET THE TABLE OUT!
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[ SCREAMING ]
- OH, SHIT.
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- YO, GET THE FUCK OUT.
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- HELP!
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- IT CAME OUT, Y'ALL.
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TATIANA, GET OUTTA THERE!
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[ SCREAMING ]
YOU WANT ANOTHER CIGARETTE?
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- HI. I'M LIONEL BOYCE.
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I'M 10 YEARS OLD AND THIS IS MY
HIGHLIGHT TAPE.
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[ GRUNTING ]
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THANKS FOR WATCHING
MY HIGHLIGHT TAPE.
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HOPE YOU HAD A GOOD TIME. BYE!
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[ SLOW MUSIC PLAYS ]
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- YO, SHUT THE FUCK UP.
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- WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?
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- YOU'RE LATE.
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I'M ALREADY SMASHING, MAN.
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THE JEANS ARE ALREADY IRONED,
BOY.
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- TYLER, GET YOUR PENIS
AWAY FROM HER.
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- THE TURKEY IS ALREADY IN
THE OVEN.
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THE YOGURT'S ALREADY IN THE
PARFAIT, BUD.
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THE TELEVISION'S FIXED.
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AND I'M WATCHING IT.
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BABY, TELL THIS INSPECTOR GADGET
LOOKING NIGGA TO GET
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THE FUCK OUT OF HERE?
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- FORGIVE ME.
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- [ LAUGHS ]
YEAH, YEAH, YOU HEAR THAT?
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FORGIVE THESE NUTS.
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- THIS IS OUR SONG!
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- I DON'T EVEN LIKE THAT
SONG, THOUGH.
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- HEY, DAWG.
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I'M UP HERE NEXT.
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- HEY, HIGH FIVE, NIGGA. UH!
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- YEAH, NIGGA!
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- SMASHING, BOY.
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- [ CRYING ]
- YOU FUCKING LOSER.
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- [ COUGHING ]
- OH, JESUS, HELP ME.
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I'M READY TO GO, JESUS.
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- COME WITH ME, MY SON.
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- OH, SHIT.
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ARE YOU JESUS?
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UGH!
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YOU UGLY, NIGGA.
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- [ SIGHS ]
- OH, THAT'S YOUR BREATH,
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NIGGA?
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OH, MY GOD.
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[ COUGHING ]
YOU THE SON OF GOD AND YOU CAN'T
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CLIP YOUR TOENAILS, NIGGA?
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YOU GRABBING THE CEMENT, BRO?
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[ COUGHING ]
- LOOK, MAN.
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ARE YOU GONNA COME OR NOT?
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- NAH, FUCK THAT.
I'M OUT.
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[ MONITOR FLATLINING ]
- WHATEVER.
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[ SIGHS ] YEAH.
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- NO.
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- GIVE IT BACK.
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GIVE IT BACK.
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OH, I FELL.
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- [ WHISTLES ] LISTEN TO ME.
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LISTEN TO ME.
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LOOK AT THE CAMERA, SON.
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- LISTEN TO --
WHAT THE --
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WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?
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- THAT'S MY DAD.
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- I'M DADDY, NIGGA.
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- KEEP FILMING THEN, 'CAUSE
I AIN'T STEPPING ON YOUR TOES.
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YOU'RE STEPPING ON MY SHIT.
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- I'M AN EX-FOOTBALL PLAYER,
YOUNG BLOOD.
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- OKAY. AND I RESPECT IT,
BROTHER.
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- WHERE DO YOU THINK HE LEARNED
IT FROM, YOUNG BLOOD?
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- [ LAUGHS ]
- ALL RIGHT.
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- GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME.
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- YES, COACH.
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- STOP DISOBEYING --
I'LL KILL YOU.
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I KNOW YOU AIN'T CRYING.
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- NO, SIR.
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- BITCH, I KNOW YOU AIN'T
CRYING.
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BITCH.
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- NO, SIR.
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[ WHISTLES ]
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- GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER.
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- OKAY, DADDY.
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- YOU WANNA BE KOBE BRYANT
OR A LOSER?
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- I WANNA BE KOBE BRYANT,
DADDY.
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- YOU WANT TO BE
MONTELL JORDAN OR A LOSER?
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- I WANNA BE MONTELL JORDAN,
DADDY.
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- YOU GET IT TOGETHER.
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- OKAY, DAD.
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- GET UP.
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- MAN, WHAT'S UP, MAN?
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THIS YOUR BOY, COACH.
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- GIVE ME MY GODDAMN CAMERA.
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- SORRY.
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[ THEME SONG PLAYS ]
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- HEY.
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WELCOME BACK TO
"TRAVELING WITH DONALD."
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[ HORN HONKING ]
TODAY, WE'RE HERE AT PHILIPPE'S,
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HOME OF THE ORIGINAL.
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WHAT IS THE ORIGINAL?
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- WELL, THE ORIGINAL MEANS THE
FRENCH DIPPED SANDWICH.
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AND THAT'S WHAT WE DO 2,000 TO
3,000 OF THOSE A DAY.
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IT'S A FRENCH DIPPED SANDWICH --
- WOW.
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- THAT'S WHAT WE'RE FAMOUS FOR.
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- WOW.
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GET A LOOK AT THAT.
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LOOK -- LOOK AT THAT.
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- IT'S A SEVEN-INCH FRENCH
ROLL.
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- WOW.
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- THESE ARE THE BOTTOM ROUNDS
BEFORE THEY'RE COOKED.
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- OH, SO, THESE ARE JUST
THE SLAB OF MEATS BEFORE THEY
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BECOME THE BEEF.
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- YEAH, COME ON IN HERE.
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THAT'S A 20-POUND
CHOICE BOTTOM AND --
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- WHOO.
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- OH.
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- OH, BOY. OKAY.
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OH, THAT'S...
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- THANK YOU, CAMERA.
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- THANK YOU.
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- YEAH.
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- AND THERE YOU HAVE IT.
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WELCOME -- WHAT -- I SAID
"WELCOME BACK."
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[ MUSIC PLAYS ]
- ♪ GRAB MITTENS WHO HAVE TO
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SPIT BLIZZARDOUS ♪
♪ ACTUALLY FLICK CIGARETTE ASH
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AT BITCH ♪
♪ NIGGAS HARASSMENT, EIGHT
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NICKELS OF HASH, DELAY QUICK,
AND THEN DASH TO SAINT NICHOLAS'
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PAD TO TASTE VENISON ♪
♪ STILL IN THE BUSINESS OF
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SMACKING UP LITTLE RAPPERS WITH
RACKETS YOU PLAY TENNIS WITH ♪
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♪ HATED FOR BANK LIFTING AND
SPRAYING THAT HOTTER WIND IN THE
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SHADE OF HIS MAIMED INNOCENCE ♪
♪ SUITCASE SCENTED WITH HAZE AND
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FILLETED SENTENCES ♪♪
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[ LAUGHTER ]
- HOLD ON, HOLD ON.
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THIS TIME HE FELL.
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- ♪ AND IT DOESN'T MATTER
WHOSE IT WAS ♪
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♪ IT'S A LITTLE BIT
OF ALL OF US ♪♪
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[ APPLAUSE ]
- THIS SHOW WAS TAPED IN FRONT
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OF A LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE.
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[ HIP-HOP PLAYS ]
- WHO'S THIS TOOL BAG?
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- WHAT'S UP, LOSERS?
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- HOLD UP.
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- TIME-OUT -- DO YOU THINK THIS
IS A JOKE?
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TAKE THOSE PANTS OFF, KID.
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TAKE THOSE PANTS OFF.
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THOSE ARE MINE.
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KEEP YOUR SHOES ON, THOUGH.
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KEEP YOUR SHOES ON.
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- HE'S GOT NEW PANTS.
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- THESE ARE OUR PANTS.
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THESE ARE OUR PANTS NOW.
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YOU SUCK.
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- FRUITY HIGH SUCKS, LOSER.
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[ AUDIENCE GASPS ]
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- YOU EVER HAD A PIECE
OF BOLOGNA?
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I LOVE SANDWICHES, BABY GIRL.
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- CAN Y'ALL HELP ME?
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I DON'T KNOW WHERE I'M
SUPPOSED TO BE AT RIGHT NOW.
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- TACO, CATCH.
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- All: OOH!
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- WHAT THE FUCK?
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- HEY, WHAT IS THAT?
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- WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?
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- OH, NO.
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- IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS
LIKE, MAN.
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- YOU THINK THAT MAKE YOU
A MAN?
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- YEAH, YOU THINK THIS IS
A RESTAURANT?
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- NO, NO, NO, NO.
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- YOU THINK YOU'RE GONNA
JUST STEAL PAPER TOWELS WITH NO
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CONSEQUENCE?
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- DO YOU THINK THIS IS OKAY?
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DO YOU THINK THERE'S ANY POINT
TO HAVING ONE OF THESE?
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- WE NEVER USE THESE IN THE
FIRST PLACE.
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WHAT MAKES YOU THINK WE NEED
'EM IN THE LAST PLACE?
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WE WOULDN'T EVEN BE TOGETHER
IF WE USED ONE OF 'EM.
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COME HERE.
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WE LOVE YOU LIKE A LITTLE
DAUGHTER.
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ALL RIGHT.
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DON'T YOU EVER DO THAT AGAIN
AND SCARE US.
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WE A FAMILY.
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- I'M NOT TOUCHING A PAPER
TOWEL THIEF.
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- THIS IS BEAUTIFUL.
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- I'M NOT TOUCHING HIM.
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- HEY, HEY, HEY.
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BUT WHAT ABOUT THAT GUN?
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[ LAUGHTER ]
- GET YOUR KID!
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[ SCREAMS ]
[ WHISTLES ]
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- I KNOW YOU HEARD THAT
WHISTLE.
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I KNOW YOU HEAR THAT WHISTLE.
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GET OFF OF ME.
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- [ WHISTLES ]
I CAN'T THROW! AH!
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NO, NO.
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- GET THE...
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- [ SCREAMING ]
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- HI, I'M TRAVIS AND I PLAY
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TACO IN "IT TAKES A VILLAGE."
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TONIGHT'S EPISODE, WE MADE
JOKES AND THINGS ABOUT USING
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CONDOMS, BUT IN REAL LIFE, YOU
SHOULD NOT USE CONDOMS.
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IF YOU NEED MORE INFORMATION,
CALL THE NUMBER BELOW.
17785
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