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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,008 --> 00:00:12,018 [ ORGAN PLAYS ] [ CHEERS ] 2 00:00:12,018 --> 00:00:15,998 - HE'LL COME IN THE MIDNIGHT HOUR. 3 00:00:16,004 --> 00:00:17,014 - I LET MY EGOS GO. 4 00:00:17,007 --> 00:00:19,007 - YOU COULD COME WHEN YOU'RE MASTURBATING IN THE SHOWER. 5 00:00:19,016 --> 00:00:21,006 - TELL YOUR NEIGHBOR, SAY "LET YOUR EGOS GO." 6 00:00:21,014 --> 00:00:23,014 - HE CAN COME WHILE YOU'RE TAKING A SHIT. 7 00:00:23,010 --> 00:00:26,010 I SAY, I SAY, I SAY, I SAY, I SAY, I SAY. 8 00:00:26,015 --> 00:00:29,005 WHAT YOU GONNA DO WHEN JESUS COMES? 9 00:00:29,010 --> 00:00:32,000 THE PRETTY MAN WITH THE LONG HAIR. 10 00:00:32,004 --> 00:00:33,014 THE PRETTY FACE. 11 00:00:33,011 --> 00:00:34,011 I LOVE THAT MAN RIGHT THERE. 12 00:00:34,013 --> 00:00:36,013 - HALLELUJAH. 13 00:00:36,011 --> 00:00:38,001 - WHOO! 14 00:00:38,004 --> 00:00:43,014 - ♪ JESUS IS BEAUTIFUL ♪ JESUS IS ♪ 15 00:00:43,015 --> 00:00:44,995 - OH, SHIT. 16 00:00:45,004 --> 00:00:46,004 IT'S JESUS. 17 00:00:46,004 --> 00:00:50,004 - All: [ GASP ] - I HAVE RETURNED, MY CHILDREN. 18 00:00:50,004 --> 00:00:51,004 - All: UGH! 19 00:00:51,004 --> 00:00:51,014 - DAMN. UGH. 20 00:00:51,014 --> 00:00:52,024 THAT NIGGA UGLY. 21 00:00:52,020 --> 00:00:57,000 - DADDY, WHY DOES HE HAVE TO BE SO UGLY? 22 00:00:57,002 --> 00:00:58,012 - STOP TALKING TO ME. 23 00:00:58,016 --> 00:00:59,006 - YOU STINK. 24 00:00:59,012 --> 00:01:01,012 - I DON'T WANNA GO ANYWHERE WITH YOU, MAN. 25 00:01:01,012 --> 00:01:02,012 YOU LOOK LIKE SHIT. 26 00:01:02,012 --> 00:01:03,012 - YOU LOOK HOMELESS. 27 00:01:03,016 --> 00:01:04,006 - HE IS JOKING. 28 00:01:04,016 --> 00:01:05,016 - I'M DISAPPOINTED. 29 00:01:05,020 --> 00:01:06,020 - COME WITH ME. 30 00:01:06,020 --> 00:01:08,010 - NO, DON'T TOUCH HIM. 31 00:01:08,010 --> 00:01:09,010 GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME. 32 00:01:09,012 --> 00:01:13,012 - NO ONE'S COMING TO THE FUCKING RAPTURE WITH YOU, MAN. 33 00:01:13,011 --> 00:01:14,021 [ ROARS ] 34 00:01:19,010 --> 00:01:22,000 - ♪ I LIKE CHEESE - ♪ I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I 35 00:01:22,005 --> 00:01:24,015 ♪ LI-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-KE ♪ CHEESE 36 00:01:24,017 --> 00:01:27,017 - ♪ CHEESE - CHEESE! CHEESE! CHEESE! 37 00:01:27,017 --> 00:01:28,997 AGHHHHHHHHH! AGHHHHHHHHH! 38 00:01:29,005 --> 00:01:30,005 - LOITER SQUAD. 39 00:01:30,008 --> 00:01:31,008 - AGHHHHHHHHH! 40 00:01:32,014 --> 00:01:34,024 - HEY, I'M JUST HAPPY THAT WE GOT TOGETHER BEFORE WE WENT TO 41 00:01:34,017 --> 00:01:35,017 COLLEGE, NIGGA. 42 00:01:35,017 --> 00:01:36,017 HEY, YO. 43 00:01:36,023 --> 00:01:39,013 HEY, ALL MY NIGGAS HERE AT SLEEPOVER RIGHT BEFORE COLLEGE. 44 00:01:39,008 --> 00:01:39,018 - HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DAWG. 45 00:01:39,021 --> 00:01:41,011 - HEY, MY NIGGA HERE. 46 00:01:41,011 --> 00:01:43,011 I'M HAPPY, YOU FILM ME, YOU GOT A NEW CAMERA. 47 00:01:43,014 --> 00:01:44,014 YOU'RE GOING TO FILM SCHOOL AND SHIT. 48 00:01:44,012 --> 00:01:46,012 - WHERE'S MIKE? 49 00:01:46,008 --> 00:01:47,008 - OH SHIT. 50 00:01:47,014 --> 00:01:50,024 THAT NIGGA PROBABLY UPSTAIRS DOING SOME WEIRD SHIT. 51 00:01:50,019 --> 00:01:52,999 - REMEMBER THAT TIME HE PUT HIS FINGER IN HIS BUTT? 52 00:01:53,004 --> 00:01:54,014 - HEY, TAKE THE CAMERA. 53 00:01:54,007 --> 00:01:55,007 - OH, HERE, HERE. 54 00:01:55,008 --> 00:02:00,998 - PROBABLY UP THERE BEATING HIS MEAT AS WE SPEAK. 55 00:02:05,008 --> 00:02:06,018 - WEIRD. 56 00:02:06,017 --> 00:02:10,017 [ PANTING ] OH, OW. 57 00:02:10,019 --> 00:02:11,009 - EASY. 58 00:02:11,014 --> 00:02:13,024 - CLUMSY ASS, NIGGA. 59 00:02:13,019 --> 00:02:14,019 - MY BAD. 60 00:02:14,018 --> 00:02:15,008 CHILL! 61 00:02:15,009 --> 00:02:16,019 I'LL BE FUCKING TRIPPING. 62 00:02:16,019 --> 00:02:21,009 - YO, IT'S THE TABLE IN MY ASS! 63 00:02:21,008 --> 00:02:22,018 - WHAT THE...? 64 00:02:22,022 --> 00:02:24,012 - IT HURT! IT HURT! 65 00:02:24,008 --> 00:02:25,018 IT'S REALLY A TABLE IN MY ASS! 66 00:02:25,020 --> 00:02:27,010 - TURN THE LIGHT ON, PLEASE. 67 00:02:27,014 --> 00:02:28,014 - PLEASE, HELP! 68 00:02:28,010 --> 00:02:28,020 HELP! 69 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:29,010 - WHAT THE FUCK? 70 00:02:29,014 --> 00:02:30,024 - IT'S A TABLE IN MY ASS! 71 00:02:30,022 --> 00:02:31,022 GET THE TABLE OUT! 72 00:02:31,019 --> 00:02:35,019 [ SCREAMING ] - OH, SHIT. 73 00:02:35,017 --> 00:02:38,017 - YO, GET THE FUCK OUT. 74 00:02:38,023 --> 00:02:39,023 - HELP! 75 00:02:39,022 --> 00:02:42,002 - IT CAME OUT, Y'ALL. 76 00:02:44,017 --> 00:02:47,007 TATIANA, GET OUTTA THERE! 77 00:02:47,015 --> 00:02:48,015 [ SCREAMING ] YOU WANT ANOTHER CIGARETTE? 78 00:03:02,020 --> 00:03:05,010 - HI. I'M LIONEL BOYCE. 79 00:03:05,007 --> 00:03:10,007 I'M 10 YEARS OLD AND THIS IS MY HIGHLIGHT TAPE. 80 00:03:10,013 --> 00:03:13,013 [ GRUNTING ] 81 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:44,020 THANKS FOR WATCHING MY HIGHLIGHT TAPE. 82 00:03:44,023 --> 00:03:47,013 HOPE YOU HAD A GOOD TIME. BYE! 83 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:52,010 [ SLOW MUSIC PLAYS ] 84 00:03:59,021 --> 00:04:02,011 - YO, SHUT THE FUCK UP. 85 00:04:02,012 --> 00:04:05,012 - WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? 86 00:04:05,010 --> 00:04:05,020 - YOU'RE LATE. 87 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:07,020 I'M ALREADY SMASHING, MAN. 88 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:11,020 THE JEANS ARE ALREADY IRONED, BOY. 89 00:04:11,021 --> 00:04:12,021 - TYLER, GET YOUR PENIS AWAY FROM HER. 90 00:04:13,001 --> 00:04:15,001 - THE TURKEY IS ALREADY IN THE OVEN. 91 00:04:15,004 --> 00:04:18,024 THE YOGURT'S ALREADY IN THE PARFAIT, BUD. 92 00:04:18,020 --> 00:04:20,010 THE TELEVISION'S FIXED. 93 00:04:20,010 --> 00:04:21,020 AND I'M WATCHING IT. 94 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:24,010 BABY, TELL THIS INSPECTOR GADGET LOOKING NIGGA TO GET 95 00:04:24,015 --> 00:04:25,015 THE FUCK OUT OF HERE? 96 00:04:25,017 --> 00:04:26,007 - FORGIVE ME. 97 00:04:26,013 --> 00:04:29,023 - [ LAUGHS ] YEAH, YEAH, YOU HEAR THAT? 98 00:04:29,021 --> 00:04:31,011 FORGIVE THESE NUTS. 99 00:04:31,013 --> 00:04:33,003 - THIS IS OUR SONG! 100 00:04:33,005 --> 00:04:35,015 - I DON'T EVEN LIKE THAT SONG, THOUGH. 101 00:04:35,018 --> 00:04:37,008 - HEY, DAWG. 102 00:04:37,013 --> 00:04:38,023 I'M UP HERE NEXT. 103 00:04:38,017 --> 00:04:40,007 - HEY, HIGH FIVE, NIGGA. UH! 104 00:04:40,009 --> 00:04:41,009 - YEAH, NIGGA! 105 00:04:41,008 --> 00:04:42,018 - SMASHING, BOY. 106 00:04:42,021 --> 00:04:44,001 - [ CRYING ] - YOU FUCKING LOSER. 107 00:04:44,002 --> 00:04:51,022 - [ COUGHING ] - OH, JESUS, HELP ME. 108 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:55,010 I'M READY TO GO, JESUS. 109 00:04:55,009 --> 00:04:58,009 - COME WITH ME, MY SON. 110 00:04:58,009 --> 00:05:00,009 - OH, SHIT. 111 00:05:00,010 --> 00:05:02,010 ARE YOU JESUS? 112 00:05:02,014 --> 00:05:03,014 UGH! 113 00:05:03,016 --> 00:05:04,016 YOU UGLY, NIGGA. 114 00:05:05,001 --> 00:05:09,021 - [ SIGHS ] - OH, THAT'S YOUR BREATH, 115 00:05:09,018 --> 00:05:10,018 NIGGA? 116 00:05:10,017 --> 00:05:11,997 OH, MY GOD. 117 00:05:12,002 --> 00:05:14,022 [ COUGHING ] YOU THE SON OF GOD AND YOU CAN'T 118 00:05:14,022 --> 00:05:17,022 CLIP YOUR TOENAILS, NIGGA? 119 00:05:17,022 --> 00:05:20,022 YOU GRABBING THE CEMENT, BRO? 120 00:05:21,001 --> 00:05:23,011 [ COUGHING ] - LOOK, MAN. 121 00:05:23,013 --> 00:05:24,003 ARE YOU GONNA COME OR NOT? 122 00:05:24,005 --> 00:05:26,005 - NAH, FUCK THAT. I'M OUT. 123 00:05:26,016 --> 00:05:29,006 [ MONITOR FLATLINING ] - WHATEVER. 124 00:05:29,014 --> 00:05:31,004 [ SIGHS ] YEAH. 125 00:05:33,014 --> 00:05:35,014 - NO. 126 00:05:35,011 --> 00:05:36,021 - GIVE IT BACK. 127 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:41,010 GIVE IT BACK. 128 00:05:43,020 --> 00:05:44,010 OH, I FELL. 129 00:05:44,011 --> 00:05:46,021 - [ WHISTLES ] LISTEN TO ME. 130 00:05:46,017 --> 00:05:47,007 LISTEN TO ME. 131 00:05:47,007 --> 00:05:47,017 LOOK AT THE CAMERA, SON. 132 00:05:47,023 --> 00:05:49,023 - LISTEN TO -- WHAT THE -- 133 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:51,000 WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? 134 00:05:51,003 --> 00:05:51,023 - THAT'S MY DAD. 135 00:05:51,021 --> 00:05:52,021 - I'M DADDY, NIGGA. 136 00:05:53,001 --> 00:05:55,011 - KEEP FILMING THEN, 'CAUSE I AIN'T STEPPING ON YOUR TOES. 137 00:05:55,011 --> 00:05:56,021 YOU'RE STEPPING ON MY SHIT. 138 00:05:56,017 --> 00:05:58,007 - I'M AN EX-FOOTBALL PLAYER, YOUNG BLOOD. 139 00:05:58,014 --> 00:06:00,004 - OKAY. AND I RESPECT IT, BROTHER. 140 00:06:00,002 --> 00:06:02,012 - WHERE DO YOU THINK HE LEARNED IT FROM, YOUNG BLOOD? 141 00:06:02,009 --> 00:06:03,009 - [ LAUGHS ] - ALL RIGHT. 142 00:06:03,015 --> 00:06:03,021 - GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME. 143 00:06:03,023 --> 00:06:05,013 - YES, COACH. 144 00:06:05,011 --> 00:06:05,021 - STOP DISOBEYING -- I'LL KILL YOU. 145 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:07,020 I KNOW YOU AIN'T CRYING. 146 00:06:07,019 --> 00:06:08,009 - NO, SIR. 147 00:06:08,016 --> 00:06:10,006 - BITCH, I KNOW YOU AIN'T CRYING. 148 00:06:10,015 --> 00:06:10,020 BITCH. 149 00:06:10,022 --> 00:06:12,012 - NO, SIR. 150 00:06:12,022 --> 00:06:13,022 [ WHISTLES ] 151 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:15,020 - GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER. 152 00:06:15,021 --> 00:06:16,021 - OKAY, DADDY. 153 00:06:16,018 --> 00:06:19,008 - YOU WANNA BE KOBE BRYANT OR A LOSER? 154 00:06:19,012 --> 00:06:21,002 - I WANNA BE KOBE BRYANT, DADDY. 155 00:06:21,003 --> 00:06:22,003 - YOU WANT TO BE MONTELL JORDAN OR A LOSER? 156 00:06:22,004 --> 00:06:23,024 - I WANNA BE MONTELL JORDAN, DADDY. 157 00:06:24,001 --> 00:06:25,021 - YOU GET IT TOGETHER. 158 00:06:25,021 --> 00:06:26,011 - OKAY, DAD. 159 00:06:26,015 --> 00:06:26,995 - GET UP. 160 00:06:27,003 --> 00:06:28,013 - MAN, WHAT'S UP, MAN? 161 00:06:28,013 --> 00:06:29,013 THIS YOUR BOY, COACH. 162 00:06:29,012 --> 00:06:30,012 - GIVE ME MY GODDAMN CAMERA. 163 00:06:30,016 --> 00:06:31,016 - SORRY. 164 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:35,000 [ THEME SONG PLAYS ] 165 00:06:37,015 --> 00:06:38,015 - HEY. 166 00:06:38,018 --> 00:06:40,018 WELCOME BACK TO "TRAVELING WITH DONALD." 167 00:06:40,017 --> 00:06:43,007 [ HORN HONKING ] TODAY, WE'RE HERE AT PHILIPPE'S, 168 00:06:43,016 --> 00:06:44,996 HOME OF THE ORIGINAL. 169 00:06:49,004 --> 00:06:50,014 WHAT IS THE ORIGINAL? 170 00:06:50,007 --> 00:06:52,997 - WELL, THE ORIGINAL MEANS THE FRENCH DIPPED SANDWICH. 171 00:06:53,006 --> 00:06:55,016 AND THAT'S WHAT WE DO 2,000 TO 3,000 OF THOSE A DAY. 172 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:57,020 IT'S A FRENCH DIPPED SANDWICH -- - WOW. 173 00:06:57,019 --> 00:06:58,019 - THAT'S WHAT WE'RE FAMOUS FOR. 174 00:06:58,022 --> 00:06:59,012 - WOW. 175 00:07:01,021 --> 00:07:03,021 GET A LOOK AT THAT. 176 00:07:03,020 --> 00:07:04,020 LOOK -- LOOK AT THAT. 177 00:07:04,020 --> 00:07:06,010 - IT'S A SEVEN-INCH FRENCH ROLL. 178 00:07:06,013 --> 00:07:07,013 - WOW. 179 00:07:07,014 --> 00:07:09,004 - THESE ARE THE BOTTOM ROUNDS BEFORE THEY'RE COOKED. 180 00:07:09,005 --> 00:07:11,015 - OH, SO, THESE ARE JUST THE SLAB OF MEATS BEFORE THEY 181 00:07:11,021 --> 00:07:12,011 BECOME THE BEEF. 182 00:07:12,011 --> 00:07:13,011 - YEAH, COME ON IN HERE. 183 00:07:13,007 --> 00:07:15,997 THAT'S A 20-POUND CHOICE BOTTOM AND -- 184 00:07:16,003 --> 00:07:16,023 - WHOO. 185 00:07:16,017 --> 00:07:17,017 - OH. 186 00:07:17,017 --> 00:07:18,017 - OH, BOY. OKAY. 187 00:07:19,001 --> 00:07:20,011 OH, THAT'S... 188 00:07:20,014 --> 00:07:22,014 - THANK YOU, CAMERA. 189 00:07:22,016 --> 00:07:24,006 - THANK YOU. 190 00:07:24,013 --> 00:07:26,003 - YEAH. 191 00:07:26,005 --> 00:07:27,015 - AND THERE YOU HAVE IT. 192 00:07:27,019 --> 00:07:30,009 WELCOME -- WHAT -- I SAID "WELCOME BACK." 193 00:07:30,013 --> 00:07:34,003 [ MUSIC PLAYS ] - ♪ GRAB MITTENS WHO HAVE TO 194 00:07:38,012 --> 00:07:41,012 SPIT BLIZZARDOUS ♪ ♪ ACTUALLY FLICK CIGARETTE ASH 195 00:07:41,016 --> 00:07:43,016 AT BITCH ♪ ♪ NIGGAS HARASSMENT, EIGHT 196 00:07:43,018 --> 00:07:46,998 NICKELS OF HASH, DELAY QUICK, AND THEN DASH TO SAINT NICHOLAS' 197 00:07:47,002 --> 00:07:49,022 PAD TO TASTE VENISON ♪ ♪ STILL IN THE BUSINESS OF 198 00:07:49,018 --> 00:07:52,018 SMACKING UP LITTLE RAPPERS WITH RACKETS YOU PLAY TENNIS WITH ♪ 199 00:07:52,018 --> 00:07:55,018 ♪ HATED FOR BANK LIFTING AND SPRAYING THAT HOTTER WIND IN THE 200 00:07:55,018 --> 00:07:57,998 SHADE OF HIS MAIMED INNOCENCE ♪ ♪ SUITCASE SCENTED WITH HAZE AND 201 00:07:58,002 --> 00:08:00,012 FILLETED SENTENCES ♪♪ 202 00:08:10,002 --> 00:08:13,022 [ LAUGHTER ] - HOLD ON, HOLD ON. 203 00:08:13,022 --> 00:08:15,022 THIS TIME HE FELL. 204 00:08:15,019 --> 00:08:18,009 - ♪ AND IT DOESN'T MATTER WHOSE IT WAS ♪ 205 00:08:18,010 --> 00:08:22,020 ♪ IT'S A LITTLE BIT OF ALL OF US ♪♪ 206 00:08:22,017 --> 00:08:24,997 [ APPLAUSE ] - THIS SHOW WAS TAPED IN FRONT 207 00:08:25,003 --> 00:08:27,023 OF A LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE. 208 00:08:27,020 --> 00:08:31,010 [ HIP-HOP PLAYS ] - WHO'S THIS TOOL BAG? 209 00:08:31,013 --> 00:08:31,023 - WHAT'S UP, LOSERS? 210 00:08:31,021 --> 00:08:32,021 - HOLD UP. 211 00:08:32,019 --> 00:08:35,019 - TIME-OUT -- DO YOU THINK THIS IS A JOKE? 212 00:08:35,019 --> 00:08:36,019 TAKE THOSE PANTS OFF, KID. 213 00:08:36,023 --> 00:08:38,003 TAKE THOSE PANTS OFF. 214 00:08:38,003 --> 00:08:38,023 THOSE ARE MINE. 215 00:08:38,018 --> 00:08:40,008 KEEP YOUR SHOES ON, THOUGH. 216 00:08:40,013 --> 00:08:41,013 KEEP YOUR SHOES ON. 217 00:08:41,014 --> 00:08:43,004 - HE'S GOT NEW PANTS. 218 00:08:43,006 --> 00:08:44,996 - THESE ARE OUR PANTS. 219 00:08:45,003 --> 00:08:47,003 THESE ARE OUR PANTS NOW. 220 00:08:47,005 --> 00:08:49,005 YOU SUCK. 221 00:08:49,012 --> 00:08:53,022 - FRUITY HIGH SUCKS, LOSER. 222 00:09:05,020 --> 00:09:08,010 [ AUDIENCE GASPS ] 223 00:09:12,023 --> 00:09:15,023 - YOU EVER HAD A PIECE OF BOLOGNA? 224 00:09:15,021 --> 00:09:17,021 I LOVE SANDWICHES, BABY GIRL. 225 00:09:17,020 --> 00:09:19,000 - CAN Y'ALL HELP ME? 226 00:09:19,003 --> 00:09:22,023 I DON'T KNOW WHERE I'M SUPPOSED TO BE AT RIGHT NOW. 227 00:09:22,020 --> 00:09:23,000 - TACO, CATCH. 228 00:09:23,004 --> 00:09:24,024 - All: OOH! 229 00:09:25,004 --> 00:09:26,024 - WHAT THE FUCK? 230 00:09:26,023 --> 00:09:28,013 - HEY, WHAT IS THAT? 231 00:09:31,004 --> 00:09:32,024 - WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? 232 00:09:32,020 --> 00:09:33,020 - OH, NO. 233 00:09:33,017 --> 00:09:35,997 - IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE, MAN. 234 00:09:36,003 --> 00:09:37,013 - YOU THINK THAT MAKE YOU A MAN? 235 00:09:37,016 --> 00:09:39,006 - YEAH, YOU THINK THIS IS A RESTAURANT? 236 00:09:39,008 --> 00:09:40,008 - NO, NO, NO, NO. 237 00:09:40,012 --> 00:09:43,012 - YOU THINK YOU'RE GONNA JUST STEAL PAPER TOWELS WITH NO 238 00:09:43,009 --> 00:09:43,019 CONSEQUENCE? 239 00:09:44,001 --> 00:09:46,011 - DO YOU THINK THIS IS OKAY? 240 00:09:46,012 --> 00:09:50,022 DO YOU THINK THERE'S ANY POINT TO HAVING ONE OF THESE? 241 00:09:50,017 --> 00:09:53,007 - WE NEVER USE THESE IN THE FIRST PLACE. 242 00:09:53,011 --> 00:09:56,021 WHAT MAKES YOU THINK WE NEED 'EM IN THE LAST PLACE? 243 00:09:56,018 --> 00:10:00,008 WE WOULDN'T EVEN BE TOGETHER IF WE USED ONE OF 'EM. 244 00:10:00,007 --> 00:10:00,997 COME HERE. 245 00:10:01,005 --> 00:10:02,015 WE LOVE YOU LIKE A LITTLE DAUGHTER. 246 00:10:02,021 --> 00:10:03,021 ALL RIGHT. 247 00:10:03,017 --> 00:10:06,997 DON'T YOU EVER DO THAT AGAIN AND SCARE US. 248 00:10:07,002 --> 00:10:07,022 WE A FAMILY. 249 00:10:07,022 --> 00:10:10,022 - I'M NOT TOUCHING A PAPER TOWEL THIEF. 250 00:10:10,021 --> 00:10:11,011 - THIS IS BEAUTIFUL. 251 00:10:11,011 --> 00:10:13,021 - I'M NOT TOUCHING HIM. 252 00:10:13,021 --> 00:10:14,011 - HEY, HEY, HEY. 253 00:10:14,011 --> 00:10:16,011 BUT WHAT ABOUT THAT GUN? 254 00:10:16,015 --> 00:10:17,015 [ LAUGHTER ] - GET YOUR KID! 255 00:10:22,005 --> 00:10:24,015 [ SCREAMS ] [ WHISTLES ] 256 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:27,000 - I KNOW YOU HEARD THAT WHISTLE. 257 00:10:27,002 --> 00:10:29,012 I KNOW YOU HEAR THAT WHISTLE. 258 00:10:29,008 --> 00:10:30,018 GET OFF OF ME. 259 00:10:30,021 --> 00:10:35,021 - [ WHISTLES ] I CAN'T THROW! AH! 260 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:37,010 NO, NO. 261 00:10:37,007 --> 00:10:38,997 - GET THE... 262 00:10:39,005 --> 00:10:42,015 - [ SCREAMING ] 263 00:10:49,020 --> 00:10:50,010 - HI, I'M TRAVIS AND I PLAY 264 00:10:50,011 --> 00:10:52,021 TACO IN "IT TAKES A VILLAGE." 265 00:10:52,023 --> 00:10:55,023 TONIGHT'S EPISODE, WE MADE JOKES AND THINGS ABOUT USING 266 00:10:55,018 --> 00:10:58,998 CONDOMS, BUT IN REAL LIFE, YOU SHOULD NOT USE CONDOMS. 267 00:10:59,004 --> 00:11:01,024 IF YOU NEED MORE INFORMATION, CALL THE NUMBER BELOW. 17785

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