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[ MUSIC PLAYS ]
FEELING HOT, FEELING HOT.
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AH, IT'S DISGUSTING.
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AH. AH.
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BUT I'M BACK FOR MORE,
I'M BACK FOR MORE.
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HELLO, POLICE?
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THERE IS A LITTLE BLACK MAN WHO
HAS CLEARLY BROKEN INTO THE
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HOUSE ACROSS THE STREET FROM ME.
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OH, HE'S -- HE'S
LOOKING AT ME, HE'S SEEN ME.
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BUT WHAT, IT'S JUST -- OH!
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OH, HE'S LOOKING --
OH, THAT'S DISGUSTING!
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I HAVE TO GO, I HAVE TO GO!
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[ ROARS ]
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♪ I LIKE CHEESE
♪ I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I
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♪ LI-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-KE
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♪ CHEESE
CHEESE! CHEESE! CHEESE!
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AGHHHHHHHHH! AGHHHHHHHHH!
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LOITER SQUAD.
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AGHHHHHHHHH!
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[ SEVENTIES SOUNDTRACK PLAYS ]
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♪ CATCHPHRASE JONES
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♪ CATCHPHRASE JONES ♪
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OOH, CATCHPHRASE, YOU
WANT A SANDWICH?
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YOU AIN'T ALWAYS GOTTA TURN
A KNOB TO OPEN A DOOR.
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EHH!
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WHAT WAS THAT?
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AHH!
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[ GASPS ]
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SO WE MEET AGAIN,
CATCHPHRASE JONES.
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I GUESS YOU DONE BOUGHT ONE
TOO MANY DAMN TOASTERS.
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I'VE GOT A SURPRISE FOR YOU.
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BABY MAMA!
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CATCHPHRASE, I KNOW
YOU AIN'T IN HERE JONESING WITH
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THIS DRIPPY CHICK.
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GET OUT!
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WAIT, SHARYL, WAIT.
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AAH.
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CLEAR OUT, CHARCOAL BUNNY.
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I REFUSE TO HAVE BABY HAIR.
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I'M TIRED OF ALL
THOSE TIRED CATCHPHRASES.
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WHERE WERE YOU WHEN THE BABIES
WERE AT THE CRIB, CATCHPHRASE?
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HUH?
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WHERE WERE YOU?
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OH!
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[ GASPS ]
AAH, COME WITH ME.
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I'M COMING.
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HIYA!
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AAH!
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SHE GONNA CHANGE THEM
PISSY DIAPERS, HONEY?
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I'M A GROWN-ASS MAN --
IF I WANNA PEE IN THE BED,
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I WILL.
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NOT ALL GRAPES TURN TO WINE.
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WAIT!
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I STILL LOVE YOU.
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THAT'S ONE GROOVY NIGGA.
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[ TIRES SCREECHING ]
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I GUESS WE GOTTA BREAK 'EM
OFF WITH THE
PREVIEW OF THE REMIX.
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[ EAGLE SCREECHING ]
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I'M HATIN' ASS AL, AND I
TRACK AND STUDY RARE BREEDS.
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[ BONGOS PLAY ]
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WHAT'S GUCCI, Y'ALL?
IT'S HATIN' ASS AL AGAIN ON AN
ADVENTURE CHECKING OUT THESE
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RARE B-ASS NIGGAS.
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I AIN'T TRIPPING OFF NO BLACK
DUDE WITH A WHITE GIRL,
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YOU KNOW, I WISH I HAD ME ONE.
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THIS IS WHERE I DRAW THE LINE,
A MAYO SANDWICH?
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JUST ALL MAYO AND BREAD?
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THIS NIGGA LOST HIS
RABID-ASS MINE.
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UGH, YOU KNOW THIS NIGGA
STANK, LOOK AT HIM.
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HE PROBABLY BRUSH HIS TEETH
WITH MAYO.
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THIS NIGGA IS NASTY.
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WHAT IS THIS?
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THIS NIGGA CAN'T EVEN HIT
HIS DOUGIE.
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HE AIN'T POP-LOCK NOTHING.
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THIS BITCH IS GONNA EAT IT
AFTER THIS NIGGA.
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I KNOW HIS BREATH STANK.
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IF I WASN'T ON PAROLE, I'D GO
THERE AND KNOCK HIS ASS OUT.
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I'M FIXING TO GET UP OUT OF HERE
BEFORE I THROW UP -- UGH!
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>> BREAKING NEWS THIS HOUR ASWE TAKE YOU TO A MESSAGE
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FROM THE PRESIDENT.
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FELLOW AMERICANS...
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OUR NATION HAS FACED
A TRAGIC EVENT TODAY.
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AND IT IS A VERY TRYING TIME,
BUT WE WILL GET THROUGH THIS.
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IS IT JUST ME OR ARE
THOSE TWO LITTLE DICKS?
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BABY DICKS.
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WE SHOULD --
OBVIOUSLY BABY CARROTS.
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BABY DICKS.
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[ CLEARS THROAT ]
ANY QUESTIONS?
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DID YOU EVER JACK YOUR
TITTIES OFF?
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HOW ARE YOU GONNA TAKE
THAT SHIRT OFF?
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ARE THOSE BEEF JERKY?
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YOU LOOK LIKE A FEBREZE
BOTTLE.
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TAKE THAT BACK.
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HOW WILL YOU FEED THE
CIVILIANS?
WITH YOUR BREAST MILK?
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All: NIPPLES, NIPPLES,
NIPPLES, NIPPLES!
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NIPPLE BOY!
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COME ON NIGGA!
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[ SCREAMS ]
I'M SICK OF YOUR SHIT.
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IT'S OVER!
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PUNCH HIS NIPPLES!
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CRASH THAT NIGGA!
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WHAT'S UP?!
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PAINT THE WHITE HOUSE BLACK!
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[BEEP]
♪ CATCHPHRASE JONES
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♪ CATCHPHRASE JONES ♪
♪ I CAME HERE ALL BY MYSELF
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PLEASE JUST STOP SINGING.
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♪ BY MYSELF, BY MYSELF
JUST SHUT UP!
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♪ I CAME HERE
ALL BY MYSELF ♪
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WAIT UNTIL CATCHPHRASE
GETS HERE!
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AH!
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IS THERE ANY MORE ROOM IN
THOSE JEANS?
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[ SCREAMING ]
YOU'RE NEVER GONNA CATCH ME.
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I GOT UNFINISHED BUSINESS,
BABY.
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[ SCREAMING ]
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THE SANDWICH DON'T ALWAYS
COME IN A PLASTIC BAG.
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[ SCREAMING ]
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[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]
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[ SCREAMING ]
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NO MORE, MR. JONES!
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[ SCREAMING ]
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YOU CAN BUILD A HOUSE,
BUT YOU CAN'T BUY CLASS.
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AH! HEE-HEE!
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[ PANTING ]
I'M -- I'M IN A CONCEALED ROOM,
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AND I'VE BEEN HERE FOR
THREE DAYS.
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THIS IS MY ONLY CHOICE.
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I GIVE UP.
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IF I DON'T MAKE IT TO MY FAMILY,
READING THIS.
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I LOVE YOU.
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AND I'VE ONLY -- I ONLY DID THIS
FOR YOU.
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[ GRUNTING ]
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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YO, THIS VIEW LOOKS SO CRAZY.
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JASPER!
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NIGGA, GET IN THE CAR.
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WE GOTTA GO BACK TO 1955.
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YOUR FAMILY'S IN GRAVE DANGER!
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AH.
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[ TIRES SCREECHING ]
[ ORCHESTRAL SOUNDTRACK PLAYS ]
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OH, SHIT!
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♪ I KNOW I LOVE YOU
♪ MY MAN, I LOVE YOU ♪
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DOC, LET'S GET THE FUCK
OUT OF HERE, MAN.
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CLOSE THE DOOR.
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YOU'RE RIGHT.
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AH!
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♪ OUR FATHER
WHO ART IN HEAVEN ♪
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♪ HALLOWED BE THY NAME
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PAPA!
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♪ THY KINGDOM COME ♪
AT THIS MOMENT, WE'D
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LIKE THE FAMILY AND THE FRIENDS
TO COME UP AND GIVE YOUR
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TESTIMONY AND YOUR FONDEST
MEMORY OF BROTHER CARL.
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I JUST WANT TO SAY
SOMETHING ABOUT MY NIGGA.
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HE WAS A REAL ONE.
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SPEAK BROTHER, SPEAK.
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HE WAS A GOD.
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AMEN.
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HE WAS MORE THAN A FRIEND,
YOU FEEL ME?
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I REMEMBER I ATE ALL THE
NUTRIENTS THAT I NEEDED FOR MY
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BODY.
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WHAT?
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AND I REMEMBER WALKING
HOME AFTER EATING ALL THEM
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NUTRIENTS FOR MY BODY.
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AND THAT'S WHEN --
THAT'S WHEN I WAS LIKE, YOU KNOW
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WHAT?
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I NEED TO GET TO MY DESTINATION
IN LIFE BEFORE...
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WE ALL TRIED, BROTHER.
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I MAKE A MESS.
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YES, BROTHER.
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YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
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I FEEL YOU, BROTHER.
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BRING IT ON HOME, BRING
IT ON HOME.
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I SHITTED IN MY PANTS
FOR SURE, FOR SURE.
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REAL TALK.
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♪ AMAZING LOW,
SWEET CHARIOT,
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THE SOUND, AH ♪♪
THANK YOU.
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ONE OF THE THINGS I USED
TO DO WITH CARL INCLUDE PICKING
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FRUIT OFF OF TREES.
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JUST GET REAL HOPPED UP, GO
PICK OUR FRUIT, EAT IT RIGHT OFF
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THE TREE...
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AMEN.
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DELICIOUS.
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WHOO, LORD, I REMEMBER WE WAS
IN NEW YORK, I LET THAT BOY
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BORROW SEASON 1 OF MY "MOESHA,"
UH, SPECIAL DVD.
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RAY JAY'S SISTER.
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OH, THAT WAS A SPECIAL DVD.
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HE NEVER GAVE IT BACK NEITHER,
COST ME ABOUT $10.99, TOO.
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UH-HMM.
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$14.99 NOW,
IF I'M COUNTING INTEREST.
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YOU OWE ME MONEY, NIGGA.
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JESUS!
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I WANT MY MONEY.
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JESUS!
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BRING YOUR LITTLE
STUPID-ASS HOME.
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I LOVE CHARLES, AND WHEN I PASS,
I'M GONNA SEE HIM AT THE GATE
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AND I'M GONNA
HAVE A LITTLE SOMETHING FOR HIM
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IF HE DON'T HAVE MY MONEY.
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SO THANK YOU, CHARLES, AND,
UH...
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THAT'S RIGHT.
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AND, UH, I WANT MY SHIT.
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IS THERE ANYBODY ELSE IN
THIS HOUSE OF THE LORD THAT WANT
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TO GIVE THEIR TESTIMONY, THEIR
FONDEST MEMORIES WITH CARL?
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SPEAK NOW.
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RIGHT HERE, CARL'S BEST
FRIEND.
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COME ON UP, BROTHER.
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THAT'S A REAL NIGGA
RIGHT THERE.
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WHAT IS HE DOING?
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OH, WHAT TYPE OF NIGGA SHIT
IS THIS?
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LORD.
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JESUS!
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All: [ SCREAMING ]
CARL!
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♪ COCAINE CARL
♪ YEAH ♪
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[ SCREAMING ]
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OW, BITCH.
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PAY WHAT YOU OWE.
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BUY IT BACK.
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I'M THE ONE.
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AW, DAMN! [ LAUGHS ]
JASPER, GET IN THE CAR.
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WE GOTTA GO BACK TO 1955.
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I LIED, I JUST WANTED YOU
IN MY CAR.
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YOU'RE FUCKING WEIRD.
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YOU'RE LOCKED IN.
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THERE'S NOWHERE TO GO.
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