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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,022 --> 00:00:12,012 LIKE A STREET COMING -- I CAN TAKE A FLIP. 2 00:00:12,011 --> 00:00:17,021 EH. EH, C'MERE, C'MERE, C'MERE. JASPER, C'MERE. 3 00:00:17,019 --> 00:00:20,009 DON'T THAT LITTLE GIRL LOOK LIKE SETH ROGEN? 4 00:00:20,011 --> 00:00:21,011 WHAT THE FUCK? 5 00:00:21,011 --> 00:00:23,001 EW, DUDE. 6 00:00:23,006 --> 00:00:24,006 WHO'S HE PLAYING FOOTBALL WITH? 7 00:00:24,007 --> 00:00:25,017 FOOTBALL? 8 00:00:25,018 --> 00:00:26,008 OH SHIT THOSE POSES. 9 00:00:26,010 --> 00:00:27,010 EH, GO PLAY CATCH WITH IT. 10 00:00:27,007 --> 00:00:29,997 THAT'S WHAT I WAS ABOUT TO SAY. EH, EH. 11 00:00:30,005 --> 00:00:30,015 YEAH! 12 00:00:30,020 --> 00:00:31,010 THROW THE BALL. 13 00:00:31,007 --> 00:00:34,997 YEAH. 14 00:00:35,003 --> 00:00:36,023 YOU'RE PRETTY BAD AT THIS. 15 00:00:36,018 --> 00:00:38,008 WELL, I'M A FUCKING 6-YEAR-OLD GIRL, DUDE, SO, 16 00:00:38,011 --> 00:00:39,011 WHAT DO YOU WANT? 17 00:00:39,014 --> 00:00:42,014 YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKING GROWN MAN THAT WANTS TO GET 18 00:00:42,012 --> 00:00:43,012 HIS ASS BEAT. 19 00:00:43,012 --> 00:00:44,012 WELL, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, HIT A LITTLE GIRL? 20 00:00:44,016 --> 00:00:45,006 YOU WANNA TANGLE WITH ME? 21 00:00:45,014 --> 00:00:46,014 YOU GONNA BE A BIG MAN? 22 00:00:46,012 --> 00:00:47,022 YEAH, YOU WANNA TANGLE WITH THE BIG MAN? 23 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:49,020 WHY DON'T YOU BE A BIG MAN AND HIT A LITTLE GIRL, MAN? 24 00:00:49,018 --> 00:00:51,008 WHY DON'T YOU PUT SOME FUCKING BIG-BOY PANTS ON AND -- 25 00:00:51,011 --> 00:00:52,011 NO! NO! MOM! MOM! 26 00:00:52,016 --> 00:00:55,006 BITCH! THAT'S HOW WE ROLL, MAN. THAT'S HOW WE ROLL, BITCH! 27 00:00:55,012 --> 00:00:56,002 MOM! MOM! MOM! 28 00:00:56,004 --> 00:00:57,014 THAT'S HOW WE ROLL, BITCH! 29 00:00:57,009 --> 00:00:58,019 MOM! 30 00:00:58,020 --> 00:00:59,010 YOU'RE FUCKING WEIRD! 31 00:00:59,016 --> 00:01:01,016 WE SHOULDN'T HAVE TOUCHED IT. 32 00:01:01,023 --> 00:01:03,013 MOM! 33 00:01:03,011 --> 00:01:05,001 YOU HAVE A HAIRY BACK. 34 00:01:05,005 --> 00:01:05,995 JOKE'S ON YOU. 35 00:01:06,006 --> 00:01:06,016 I'M A FEDERAL AGENT! 36 00:01:06,021 --> 00:01:07,021 OH, WHAT THE FUCK?! 37 00:01:07,021 --> 00:01:08,011 IT'S GOT A MIC! 38 00:01:08,014 --> 00:01:09,024 I'M WEARING A WIRE! 39 00:01:09,020 --> 00:01:10,020 SPECIAL PEDOPHILIA UNIT. 40 00:01:10,021 --> 00:01:11,021 I AIN'T GOING BACK. 41 00:01:11,020 --> 00:01:12,020 YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! 42 00:01:12,020 --> 00:01:13,010 WHAT THE FUCK? 43 00:01:13,013 --> 00:01:14,023 COME BACK HERE, MOTHERFUCKERS. 44 00:01:14,020 --> 00:01:16,010 NO-O-O! IT'S GOT A MIC! 45 00:01:16,008 --> 00:01:16,018 COME BACK HERE. 46 00:01:16,021 --> 00:01:17,021 YOU TOUCHED MY VAGINA. 47 00:01:17,022 --> 00:01:18,012 OH SHIT. 48 00:01:18,012 --> 00:01:19,012 YOU TOUCHED MY VAGINA! 49 00:01:19,011 --> 00:01:20,011 YOU JUST SAID YOU DON'T HAVE A VAGINA. 50 00:01:20,008 --> 00:01:22,018 OH, I HAVE A VAGINA AND YOU TOUCHED IT. 51 00:01:22,017 --> 00:01:23,007 NO! I DON'T! 52 00:01:23,007 --> 00:01:23,017 YOU'RE UNDER ARREST. 53 00:01:23,020 --> 00:01:24,020 YOU LEAVE HIM ALONE! 54 00:01:24,017 --> 00:01:25,007 WHAT THE FUCK? 55 00:01:25,010 --> 00:01:27,020 YOU WANNA TOUCH MY VAGINA, TOO? 56 00:01:27,021 --> 00:01:29,011 I QUIT! OKAY? I QUIT! I QUIT! 57 00:01:29,016 --> 00:01:32,006 I CAN'T BREATHE! I QUIT! 58 00:01:32,013 --> 00:01:33,013 UNDER ARREST. 59 00:01:33,009 --> 00:01:35,019 AAH! YOU GUYS AREN'T GONNA HELP ME? 60 00:01:35,020 --> 00:01:39,010 [ ROARS ] 61 00:01:42,018 --> 00:01:45,008 ♪ I LIKE CHEESE ♪ I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I 62 00:01:45,009 --> 00:01:46,019 ♪ LI-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-KE 63 00:01:46,021 --> 00:01:51,001 ♪ CHEESE CHEESE! CHEESE! CHEESE! 64 00:01:51,006 --> 00:01:51,016 AGHHHHHHHHH! AGHHHHHHHHH! 65 00:01:51,017 --> 00:01:52,007 LOITER SQUAD. 66 00:01:52,014 --> 00:01:54,024 AGHHHHHHHHH! 67 00:01:57,010 --> 00:01:59,010 HEY, CARL, ARE YOU GOING TO HAVE THAT 68 00:01:59,013 --> 00:02:02,013 REPORT READY FOR ME BY 2:00? 69 00:02:02,007 --> 00:02:03,007 YEAH. 70 00:02:03,016 --> 00:02:05,006 THANKS. 71 00:02:07,014 --> 00:02:09,024 [ SNORTS ] 72 00:02:12,018 --> 00:02:16,018 HEY, CARL? WOW, THANKS! 73 00:02:16,018 --> 00:02:17,018 NO PROBLEM, BOSS. 74 00:02:17,021 --> 00:02:23,021 [ ROCK PLAYS ] ♪ YEAH! ♪ 75 00:02:23,017 --> 00:02:24,017 [ SALSA PLAYS ] THE FIRST ITEM UP, 76 00:02:28,014 --> 00:02:32,014 THE SUCKA STOPPER. 77 00:02:32,016 --> 00:02:34,016 IT LOOKS LIKE A NET THAT YOU CATCH FISHES WITH, 78 00:02:34,020 --> 00:02:36,000 BUT YOU REALLY CATCH HUMANS. 79 00:02:36,006 --> 00:02:38,006 IF YOU GOT LIKE A CRACKHEAD THAT SNATCHED YOUR DOPE 80 00:02:38,015 --> 00:02:39,995 AND YOU WANT TO CATCH HIM, JUST THROW THE NET ON HIM. 81 00:02:40,002 --> 00:02:43,012 LET ME DEMONSTRATE HOW THE SUCKA STOPPER WORKS. 82 00:02:43,014 --> 00:02:46,014 WESLEY, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE, 83 00:02:46,014 --> 00:02:48,024 MOTHERFUCKER. 84 00:02:48,020 --> 00:02:50,010 AGH! 85 00:02:50,010 --> 00:02:51,010 GOT HIS ASS! SUCKA STOPPED. 86 00:02:51,015 --> 00:02:52,015 STOP THAT SUCKA. 87 00:02:52,023 --> 00:02:54,013 THAT'S HOW YOU NET A SUCKA. 88 00:02:54,010 --> 00:02:55,010 THAT'S HOW YOU STOP A SUCKA. 89 00:02:55,011 --> 00:02:56,021 STUPID ... 90 00:02:57,009 --> 00:02:59,019 [ HUMMING ] 91 00:03:07,021 --> 00:03:09,021 CARL, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? 92 00:03:09,019 --> 00:03:16,019 [ ROCK PLAYS ] ♪ YEAH! ♪ 93 00:03:16,019 --> 00:03:27,019 [ WHIMSICAL TUNE PLAYS ] [ HORN HONKS ] 94 00:03:27,019 --> 00:03:28,019 PREVIOUSLY ON "THE YUMMIES"... 95 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:32,020 LISTEN, BOY, YOU'RE GROWING UP FAST 96 00:03:32,020 --> 00:03:33,010 AND I WANT TO SEE YOUR DICK. 97 00:03:33,012 --> 00:03:35,012 YUCKY! 98 00:03:35,012 --> 00:03:36,012 MY DICK? 99 00:03:36,016 --> 00:03:37,016 SHOW ME YOUR DICK. 100 00:03:37,020 --> 00:03:39,010 NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO. 101 00:03:39,014 --> 00:03:40,024 LET ME SEE YOUR DICK. 102 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:41,020 OKAY. 103 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:44,020 YEP. OH, YEAH, YOU GOT BEAUTIFUL BALLS, KID. 104 00:03:44,017 --> 00:03:46,007 [ CHILDREN GIGGLING ] GIVE IT A LITTLE KISS? 105 00:03:46,012 --> 00:03:47,012 YEP, MM-HMM. YEP. 106 00:03:47,012 --> 00:03:48,002 Child: OH, NO! 107 00:03:48,002 --> 00:03:49,022 [ CHILDREN LAUGHING ] 108 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:57,010 OH, MY GOD, I'M SO GLAD MY DADDY'S A DOCTOR. 109 00:03:57,014 --> 00:03:58,014 [ CHILDREN LAUGHING ] HEY, HONEY. 110 00:03:58,016 --> 00:03:59,016 HEY, DADDY. 111 00:03:59,020 --> 00:04:03,010 ALL RIGHT, SO THE BABY'S COMING SOON, SO, WHAT I NEED YOU 112 00:04:03,011 --> 00:04:04,011 TO DO IS BREATHE AND PUSH! 113 00:04:04,014 --> 00:04:05,024 JUST PUSH! 114 00:04:05,023 --> 00:04:06,023 PUSH THE BABY ON OUT. 115 00:04:06,020 --> 00:04:07,020 AAAAAH! AAAAAH! 116 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:10,010 [ CHILDREN LAUGHING ] I CAN SEE THE HEAD CROWNING. 117 00:04:10,012 --> 00:04:11,022 OH, IT LOOKS SO NASTY! 118 00:04:11,017 --> 00:04:14,997 AAH! UH. UH. 119 00:04:15,003 --> 00:04:15,023 IT'S A BOY. 120 00:04:15,017 --> 00:04:15,997 WHAT THE FUCK? 121 00:04:16,006 --> 00:04:16,996 DID YOU CHEAT ON ME?! 122 00:04:17,005 --> 00:04:20,005 [ CHILDREN BOOING ] NO, I DIDN'T CHEAT. 123 00:04:20,012 --> 00:04:22,022 ARE YOU SURE? IT DOESN'T LOOK ANYTHING LIKE ME! 124 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:25,010 [ CHILDREN LAUGHING ] IT LOOKS JUST LIKE YOU. 125 00:04:25,016 --> 00:04:26,996 [ CHILD GIGGLES ] 126 00:04:28,005 --> 00:04:28,015 DAMN, DADDY, THAT WAS SO GOOD. 127 00:04:28,023 --> 00:04:31,003 MMM, YOU KNOW IT WAS. 128 00:04:31,003 --> 00:04:31,023 MM-HMM. 129 00:04:31,019 --> 00:04:32,019 MM-HMM. GIVE ME SOME SUGAR. 130 00:04:32,017 --> 00:04:35,017 [ SMOOCHING ] MM-HMM, YEP. MM-HMM, YEP. 131 00:04:35,017 --> 00:04:36,017 WHOSE PUSSY IS IT? 132 00:04:36,017 --> 00:04:37,017 TONY'S PUSSY. 133 00:04:37,017 --> 00:04:38,007 WHOSE IS IT? 134 00:04:38,015 --> 00:04:38,995 TONY'S IS IT. 135 00:04:39,003 --> 00:04:39,023 YEP. WHOSE IS IT? 136 00:04:39,017 --> 00:04:41,017 IT IS TONY'S, IT IS. 137 00:04:41,021 --> 00:04:43,011 MM-HMM. WHOSE IS THAT? 138 00:04:43,012 --> 00:04:44,002 THAT IS -- IT IS TONY'S. 139 00:04:44,004 --> 00:04:45,024 MM-HMM, NOW, FINISH ME OFF. 140 00:04:45,021 --> 00:04:47,021 I'MA FINISH YOU OFF. 141 00:04:47,017 --> 00:04:48,007 MM-HMM, GO RIGHT BACK THERE. 142 00:04:48,013 --> 00:04:49,023 MM-HMM, TAKE A TRIP -- Child: EW! 143 00:04:49,017 --> 00:04:52,007 DOWN SOUTH. [HONK] 144 00:04:52,007 --> 00:04:52,009 [ SALSA PLAYS ] 145 00:04:57,018 --> 00:05:01,008 LET'S BRING IN OUR NEXT ITEM, THE OUT HERE NAP SUIT. 146 00:05:01,014 --> 00:05:03,004 THAT'S NICE. THAT'S NICE! 147 00:05:03,002 --> 00:05:05,012 THAT'S NICE. LOOK AT IT. 148 00:05:05,012 --> 00:05:06,022 DON'T IT LOOK SO COMFORTABLE? 149 00:05:06,018 --> 00:05:07,018 DON'T IT LOOK SO NEAT? 150 00:05:07,023 --> 00:05:10,013 IT'S SO SOFT, YOU JUST WANT TO GO AND JUST SNORE YOUR ASS OFF. 151 00:05:10,012 --> 00:05:11,022 HOW YOU FEEL, WESLEY? 152 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:13,000 I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS. 153 00:05:13,006 --> 00:05:15,016 CALL IN NOW AND GET YOUR NAP SUIT. 154 00:05:15,020 --> 00:05:18,020 THEY COME IN TWO DIFFERENT COLORS -- BLACK, TURQUOISE. 155 00:05:18,019 --> 00:05:21,009 AND IF YOU CALL IN AND ORDER THREE, I'LL ESPECIALLY MAKE YOU 156 00:05:21,014 --> 00:05:24,024 ONE THIS COLOR -- CORDUROY. EVERYBODY LOVES 157 00:05:24,018 --> 00:05:26,018 CORDUROY. YOU CAN JUST START A FIRE WITH THAT SHIT. 158 00:05:26,022 --> 00:05:29,012 ARE YOU WARM, WESLEY? WESLEY? 159 00:05:29,016 --> 00:05:31,006 THIS MOTHERFUCKER REALLY SLEEP. 160 00:05:31,013 --> 00:05:33,023 YOU FIRED, MOTHERFUCKER. 161 00:05:35,008 --> 00:05:36,008 YOU CHEATED ON ME. YOU'RE A BITCH! 162 00:05:36,007 --> 00:05:37,017 [ CHILDREN BOOING ] I DIDN'T CHEAT ON YOU! 163 00:05:37,021 --> 00:05:39,011 QUIT ACTING LIKE A BITCH! 164 00:05:39,012 --> 00:05:40,022 OW! BACK UP, DON'T HIT ME! 165 00:05:40,023 --> 00:05:42,013 [ CHILDREN LAUGHING ] EH, STOP IT! 166 00:05:42,014 --> 00:05:44,014 YOU KNOW YOUR MOTHER'S NOT GONNA LIKE IT WHEN SHE COMES. 167 00:05:44,015 --> 00:05:44,995 OH, GOD. HERE SHE COMES. 168 00:05:45,002 --> 00:05:46,012 Child: OH, NO! 169 00:05:46,012 --> 00:05:46,022 WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON? 170 00:05:47,001 --> 00:05:48,021 GET OFF OF HIM, BITCH. 171 00:05:48,019 --> 00:05:49,019 AAAAH! 172 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:50,020 OH, NO. 173 00:05:50,019 --> 00:05:54,009 FUCK THIS BABY, FIRST OF ALL -- 174 00:05:54,013 --> 00:05:56,023 DON'T THROW THE BABY! 175 00:05:56,018 --> 00:05:56,998 AAH! AAH! 176 00:05:57,006 --> 00:05:58,016 BITCH, GET OFF ME. 177 00:05:58,022 --> 00:05:59,002 STOP IT. 178 00:05:59,006 --> 00:06:00,006 AAAAAH! 179 00:06:00,011 --> 00:06:01,021 [ CHILDREN CHEERING ] STOP FIGHTING! 180 00:06:01,017 --> 00:06:04,017 [ WHISTLES ] GET OFF ME! GET OFF ME! 181 00:06:04,019 --> 00:06:06,019 STOP FIGHTING! 182 00:06:06,019 --> 00:06:07,009 WHAT THE...? 183 00:06:07,015 --> 00:06:09,015 AAAAAH! 184 00:06:09,023 --> 00:06:12,023 GET THE -- AAAAAH! 185 00:06:12,017 --> 00:06:13,017 I'M JUST DOING MY JOB. 186 00:06:13,019 --> 00:06:14,009 GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME! 187 00:06:14,008 --> 00:06:15,008 JUST DOING MY JOB. 188 00:06:15,015 --> 00:06:16,015 GET OFF! GET OFF! 189 00:06:16,021 --> 00:06:19,021 [ CHILDREN LAUGHING ] FUCK OF ME NIGGA, FUCK OFF! 190 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:20,010 WAAH! 191 00:06:20,016 --> 00:06:22,016 ARGH! 192 00:06:23,019 --> 00:06:26,019 FOR WHAT? OW! 193 00:06:26,017 --> 00:06:28,017 [THUMPING] I. LOVE. COCAINE! 194 00:06:29,001 --> 00:06:32,001 AAAH! WHOO-OOH-OOH! 195 00:06:37,020 --> 00:06:39,020 WHOO! 196 00:06:42,020 --> 00:06:44,010 AAAAAH! 197 00:06:49,001 --> 00:06:50,021 WHOO! 198 00:06:50,021 --> 00:06:54,001 AAAAAH! AAH! 199 00:06:54,004 --> 00:06:59,014 [ ROCK PLAYS ] ♪ YEAH! ♪ 200 00:06:59,007 --> 00:07:02,997 [ POIGNANT INSTRUMENTAL ] I GOT ALL DA HOS. 201 00:07:03,005 --> 00:07:06,995 FUCKING... -- 202 00:07:08,019 --> 00:07:10,019 I'M UP TO NO GOOD. 203 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:13,020 FOR REAL. 204 00:07:13,021 --> 00:07:14,021 WE LIKE TANK TOPS. 205 00:07:15,001 --> 00:07:16,021 WE LIKE INSTAGRAM LIKES. 206 00:07:17,001 --> 00:07:20,011 AND WE SMASHING YOUR CHICK. 207 00:07:20,013 --> 00:07:22,023 WE ARE LIGHTSKINNED AND WE CAN HELP YOU. 208 00:07:22,022 --> 00:07:24,022 I GET IT. I GET IT. 209 00:07:24,021 --> 00:07:26,001 redbone. 210 00:07:26,004 --> 00:07:28,004 I'MA FINGER YOUR GIRL. 211 00:07:28,002 --> 00:07:30,022 FOR MORE INFORMATION, CALL US TODAY. 212 00:07:30,017 --> 00:07:33,007 I MEANT TO SAY THIS LIKE 7 MINUTES AGO, BUT RIGHT WHEN 213 00:07:33,008 --> 00:07:36,998 WE STARTED FILMING THIS SCENE, SOMEONE LET LOOSE JUST A WAVE OF 214 00:07:37,002 --> 00:07:40,002 ASS THAT WAS JUST FLOATING JUST AT THIS LEVEL. 215 00:07:40,002 --> 00:07:41,002 IT WAS WHO? 216 00:07:41,006 --> 00:07:43,016 IT WAS SO BAD, AND TO FART IN A SITUATION WHERE THE BROS 217 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:45,000 ARE LIKE THIS IS JUST SO RUDE. 218 00:07:45,006 --> 00:07:45,996 WAS IT YOU, J? 219 00:07:46,004 --> 00:07:46,014 NAH, MAN. 220 00:07:46,016 --> 00:07:47,016 I WAS WAY OVER HERE. 221 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:48,020 IT'S ONLY ONE NIGGA ASS IN THE MIDDLE. 222 00:07:49,001 --> 00:07:50,021 YEAH, IT HAD TO BE YOU, T. 223 00:07:50,022 --> 00:07:51,022 IT WASN'T ME. NO! 224 00:07:51,023 --> 00:07:53,023 LOOK AT HIS LITTLE BUTT THAT FARTED. 225 00:07:53,022 --> 00:07:55,002 NO, MY BUTT DIDN'T FART. 226 00:07:55,002 --> 00:07:55,022 THAT LITTLE ASS. 227 00:07:56,001 --> 00:07:57,021 MY BUTT DIDN'T FART, BRO. 228 00:07:57,020 --> 00:07:58,020 STOP! LET'S DO THIS. 229 00:07:58,020 --> 00:08:01,020 HEY, QUIET ON SET! 230 00:08:01,023 --> 00:08:03,023 START FROM THE TOP AGAIN. 231 00:08:03,018 --> 00:08:05,018 YO, LET'S DO THIS SO I CAN SUCK SOMETHING. 232 00:08:05,019 --> 00:08:07,009 YO. 233 00:08:07,010 --> 00:08:10,000 EH, EH, EH, WHERE DID THAT GO? 234 00:08:10,002 --> 00:08:11,012 [ KEYBOARDING ] [ ROCK PLAYS ] 235 00:08:18,003 --> 00:08:18,013 ♪ YEAH! ♪ 236 00:08:20,021 --> 00:08:22,021 YOU DON'T TOUCH GIRLS! 237 00:08:22,019 --> 00:08:24,019 I'M GONNA FUCKING FIGURE FOUR LEG LOCK YOU, MOTHERFUCKER! 238 00:08:24,023 --> 00:08:27,013 YOU DO NOT TOUCH A GIRL! 239 00:08:27,007 --> 00:08:28,017 OH, I LIKE THIS. 240 00:08:28,019 --> 00:08:29,019 YOU DON'T TOUCH A GIRL! 241 00:08:29,019 --> 00:08:30,009 YEAH. PLEASE, YEAH. 242 00:08:30,016 --> 00:08:31,996 YEAH! OH, YEAH! 243 00:08:32,002 --> 00:08:33,022 I'M ENJOYING THIS MORE THAN YOU ARE. 244 00:08:33,020 --> 00:08:34,010 NO, DON'T! STOP ENJOYING IT! 245 00:08:34,011 --> 00:08:36,011 NO, PLEASE. NO FUCK WAIT. 246 00:08:36,016 --> 00:08:38,016 HERE, I'LL STOP RESISTING. 247 00:08:38,017 --> 00:08:39,997 ARE YOU STILL ENJOYING IT? 248 00:08:40,003 --> 00:08:40,023 JUST TIE ME UP. NO. 249 00:08:40,019 --> 00:08:41,999 ARE YOU STILL ENJOYING IT? 250 00:08:42,004 --> 00:08:43,004 YES. 251 00:08:43,004 --> 00:08:44,024 STOP ENJOYING IT! 252 00:08:44,023 --> 00:08:46,013 I'M KIND OF ENJOYING IT, TOO. 253 00:08:46,015 --> 00:08:48,005 I THINK I'M HAVING FEELINGS THAT I'VE NEVER HAD BEFORE, 254 00:08:48,015 --> 00:08:50,995 AS A LITTLE GIRL, TOWARDS YOU, OF ALL PEOPLE. 255 00:08:51,004 --> 00:08:53,024 HAVE YOU STARTED YOUR PERIOD? 256 00:08:53,017 --> 00:08:54,007 [ECHOING] PERIOD, PERIOD. 257 00:08:54,012 --> 00:08:57,022 [RUMBLE] I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD. 258 00:08:57,022 --> 00:09:02,002 WHAT WAS THAT? OH! OW! 259 00:09:02,005 --> 00:09:03,015 AAAAAAAAAAAH! 260 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:06,010 WHO ARE YOU?! 261 00:09:06,007 --> 00:09:08,997 I'M YOUR PERIOD. UH, I'M GOING TO COME ONCE A MONTH, 262 00:09:09,005 --> 00:09:12,015 FOR ABOUT A WEEK, ALL RIGHT? 263 00:09:12,020 --> 00:09:15,010 I'LL STAY WITH YOU FOR MOST OF YOUR LIFE, UNTIL YOU'RE ABOUT 45 264 00:09:15,016 --> 00:09:17,016 AND SOMETHING CALLED MENOPAUSE. 265 00:09:17,018 --> 00:09:18,998 I'LL JUST DISAPPEAR. 266 00:09:19,005 --> 00:09:22,015 THESE ARE MY BIGGEST WEAKNESSES -- PADS, TAMPONS, 267 00:09:22,023 --> 00:09:24,023 TOILET PAPER, AND THICK PANTIES. 268 00:09:24,019 --> 00:09:25,019 EW! 269 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:30,000 YEP. OH, IF YOU TRY TO KEEP ME AWAY FOR A LITTLE TOO LONG 270 00:09:30,004 --> 00:09:32,024 AND KEEP ONE OF THOSE TAMPONS IN YOUR COOTER, I'LL GIVE YOU 271 00:09:32,020 --> 00:09:33,020 SOMETHING CALLED... 272 00:09:40,022 --> 00:09:44,002 ANY MORE QUESTIONS? 273 00:09:44,006 --> 00:09:45,006 MNH-MNH. 274 00:09:45,009 --> 00:09:46,009 UH, NICE TO MEET YOU, SIR. 275 00:09:46,009 --> 00:09:48,019 I GET ON EVERYTHING. BOOP! 276 00:09:48,018 --> 00:09:53,998 [ LAUGHS ] ALL RIGHT, OPEN UP, BITCH. 277 00:09:54,003 --> 00:09:55,023 [ GASP ] PERIOD, PERIOD, 278 00:09:56,001 --> 00:09:57,011 PERIOD, PERIOD. 279 00:09:57,012 --> 00:10:00,012 I GOT IT YESTERDAY, FOR MY FIRST TIME, SO. 280 00:10:00,009 --> 00:10:00,019 REALLY? 281 00:10:01,001 --> 00:10:02,011 I THINK I'M READY TO FUCK. 282 00:10:02,011 --> 00:10:03,021 OH, FUCK. 283 00:10:03,021 --> 00:10:04,021 [ LAUGHTER ] 284 00:10:09,010 --> 00:10:10,010 BITCH! 285 00:10:10,011 --> 00:10:11,011 OW! 286 00:10:11,007 --> 00:10:11,997 OH, NO! 287 00:10:12,004 --> 00:10:13,024 BITCH, SHE'S MINE! 288 00:10:13,023 --> 00:10:16,013 I LOVE HER! I LOVE HER! 289 00:10:16,009 --> 00:10:16,019 [ BEEP ] 290 00:10:19,001 --> 00:10:20,001 >> THANK YOU. 291 00:10:20,021 --> 00:10:24,021 OKAY, YEP, WE GOT -- UH, YEP, OKAY. 292 00:10:24,017 --> 00:10:28,017 [ BEEP ] WHAT IS IT, DUDE? 293 00:10:28,022 --> 00:10:31,022 [ SPRAYS ] EW. HERE, YOU WANT ME TO...? 294 00:10:31,018 --> 00:10:32,998 [ LAUGHS ] [ BEEP ] 295 00:10:39,022 --> 00:10:41,012 [ CHATTERING ] 19245

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