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[ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ]
- I FUCKING HATE YOU SO MUCH.
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- WAIT FOR THE DROP.
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BAM!
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[ DUBSTEP MUSIC PLAYS ]
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- MOM!
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- WHAT IS GOING ON IN HERE,
GUYS?
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- I THINK I DESERVE SOME
RESPECT.
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I'M YOUR FATHER.
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- YOU'RE NOT MY FUCKING FATHER.
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- DON'T TALK TO YOUR FATHER
THAT WAY.
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- HE'S NOT MY FUCKING FATHER.
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THAT'S MY DUBSTEP FATHER, AND I
HATE HIM.
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I WISH I WAS ADOPTED FROM
CAMBODIA LIKE ANGELINA JOLIE'S
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KID.
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- HONEY, LISTEN --
- FUCK YOU.
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[ GROANS ]
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[ DUBSTEP MUSIC PLAYS ]
- [ ROARS ]
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- ♪ I LIKE CHEESE
- ♪ I LIKE CHEESE
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- ♪ I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I
♪ LI-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-KE
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♪ CHEESE
- ♪ CHEESE
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- CHEESE! CHEESE! CHEESE!
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AGHHHHHHHHH! AGHHHHHHHHH!
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- LOITER SQUAD.
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- AGHHHHHHHHH!
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- I'M JUSTIN, AND THIS IS ME
PLAYING ON THE DRUMS.
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[ PIANO MUSIC PLAYS ]
♪ YEAH
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♪ AH, AH, AH, AH, AH
- I LOVE JUSTIN BIEBER.
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HE'S THE COOLEST EVER, MAN.
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I'VE BEEN A FAN SINCE THE FIRST
VIDEO HE POSTED UP.
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- [ SINGING INDISTINCTLY ]
- JUSTIN!
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JUSTIN!
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[ WOMAN SCREAMING ]
- HE WAS RECORDING NOISES AND
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SOUNDS SINCE INSIDE THE WOMB.
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THAT'S ACTUALLY ONE OF MY
FAVORITE TRACKS WAS HIS
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SONOGRAM.
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- ♪ OH
- SWAGGY!
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I LOVE MY FANS.
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THEY'RE ALL I HAVE.
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- JUSTIN!
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[ WOMEN SCREAMING ]
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- JUSTIN -- HE HAS A GIFT,
GOD-GIVEN TALENT.
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I'M TELLING YOU NOW, HE'S THE
FUTURE OF MUSIC, MAN.
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- WHOA.
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USHER.
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I'M SAD BECAUSE I HAVE TO TELL
MY FANS THAT I'M LOSING MY
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VOICE.
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I THINK I'M SOUNDING LIKE A MAN.
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[ Deep voice ] AAH! AAH!
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THANK YOU, GUYS.
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I LOVE YOU ALL.
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THANK YOU.
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- TIRED OF WATCHING BORING TV?
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TRY NEW "LEFT BRAIN, RIGHT
FOOT," WITH YOUR HOST,
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LEFT BRAIN.
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- YO, UH, READY TO GET
ELECTROCUTED?
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- THE CONTESTANTS' FACES ARE ON
THE BOARD, WHICH IS WIRED WITH
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CATTLE-PROD SHOCKING DEVICES
UNDERNEATH.
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DARK SHARK SPINS THE SPINNER.
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- LEFT FOOT, TACO ON LIONEL.
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[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]
- AAH!
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OH SHIT!
OH!
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- CLEARED THAT WHOLE THING.
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- IT'S WILD.
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- AAH! AAH!
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[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]
- MAKIN' BACON, BABY.
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- IT'S CRAZY.
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- ONE!
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AAH!
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[ LAUGHTER ]
- IT'S "LEFT BRAIN, RIGHT
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FOOT."
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- GO.
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- OH FUCK.
- GO. AAH!
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SHIT.
- ARE YOU OKAY?
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- AH.
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OH, THAT HURT.
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[ TOILET FLUSHES ]
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- ♪ EMOTIONAL
♪ I'M EMOTIONAL
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♪ YEAH, YEAH
♪ UNH, UNH, UNH
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YES, I AM.
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I'M ON SUNSET AND ARGYLE.
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YOU BITCH.
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CAN SOMEONE TELL MY MOM I'M ON
ARGYLE AND SUNSET?
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SHE DOESN'T BELIEVE ME.
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- YOU'RE ON ARGYLE AND SUNSET.
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OR HE IS.
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- I TOLD YOU!
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AND I'M NOT WEARING A LIP RING.
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EXCUSE ME, MISS.
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COULD YOU TELL MY MOM I'M ON
ARGYLE AND SUNSET?
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SHE DOES NOT BELIEVE ME.
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- YES, HE IS.
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HELLO?
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YES, HE IS.
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- THANK YOU.
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I FUCKING HATE YOU!
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- WHY YOU HATE YOUR MAMA?
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- SHE'S A BITCH.
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FUCK YOU.
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THANK YOU, GUYS.
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YOU THINK YOU CAN DO ME A FAVOR
AND TELL MY MOM I'M AT SCHOOL?
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SHE JUST -- SHE KNOWS I'M AT
SCHOOL.
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JUST --
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- HELLO?
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- YEAH, HE'S AT SCHOOL.
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- NO, HE'S NOT, AND WHAT IS HE
WEARING?
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- I CAN'T HEAR YOU VERY WELL.
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- I'M NOT WEARING MY LIP RING.
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I'M AT SCHOOL.
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♪ I'M EMOTIONAL
- WHO AM I?
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I'M JUST AN ORDINARY KID LIVING
AN ORDINARY LIFE.
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AT LEAST...I USED TO BE.
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[ HEART BEATING ]
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N-O-O-O!
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- WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM?
- SORRY!
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- SANDY MAN.
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- ASHY MAN.
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LOOK AT MY ELBOW.
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- YOU LOOK LIKE ASH.
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- IT IS.
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- AAH!
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[ EXPLOSION ]
[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
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- FIRST OF ALL, YOU'RE DOING IT
WRONG.
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HERE, HOLD MY GLOW STICK.
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GIVE ME THE PALETTE.
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YOU GOT TO FEEL YOUR
SURROUNDINGS.
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YOU GOT TO FEEL YOUR
SURROUNDINGS.
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- WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?
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THAT DOESN'T EVEN FLY IN THE
SKY.
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- AND THEN YOU GOT TO FEEL THE
DROP.
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OH, HELL NO!
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[ DUBSTEP MUSIC PLAYS ]
- NO, DON'T FUCK MY PHOTO
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UP.
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DON'T FUCK MY PHOTO UP.
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FUCK!
[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]
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- ♪ SPIN IT, BABY
- DON'T PUT --
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I'M YOUR DAD!
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- YOU'RE NOT MY DAD.
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YOU'RE MY DUBSTEP DAD.
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FUCK YOU.
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AAH!
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[ DUBSTEP MUSIC PLAYS ]
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- WE'RE STREET-TUBBING TODAY.
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WOULD YOU HELP ME OUT AND WASH
MY BACK, PLEASE?
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PLEASE?
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CAN YOU GET MY BACK?
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- WASH THAT BACK.
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- WHAT'S UP, HOMEY?
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- YEAH.
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- THANK YOU, MAN.
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- AM I IN THE PICTURE NOW?
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- OH FUCK.
[ GROANS ]
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I FEEL SO DISGUSTING.
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- WE'RE FLYING!
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WE'RE FLYING AND SHIT!
[ LAUGHTER ]
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WANT TO SCRUB MY FRIEND'S BACK
FOR GOOD LUCK?
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- COME ON, GIRL.
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GET IN THERE.
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- A LOT OF SCRUBS TODAY, HUH?
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- UH-HUH.
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IT'S ALL BEEN OLD OR BLACK
DUDES, THOUGH.
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I THINK THEY JUST LIKE ME.
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YOU WANT TO SCRUB MY TOES?
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- YEAH, I DO WANT TO SCRUB YOUR
TOES.
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[ LAUGHS ]
WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET THIS
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FROM?
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- I STOLE IT.
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- WE STOLE IT FROM SOME NIGGAS
IN COMPTON.
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- DAMN, GIRL, I SEE YOU.
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[ LAUGHS ]
- THIS NIGGA'S SPREAD AND
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CHEESE IS LIKE, OH, MY GOD.
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- WHO THE FUCK IS THIS?
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- THIS NIGGA LOOKS SO...
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- HE KIND OF LOOK LIKE YOUR
DADDY.
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- HELLO, MY FRIENDS.
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YOU WANT TO SEE SOMETHING
FREAKY?
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I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU.
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BOO BOO DOLLS.
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- YOU MEAN VOODOO.
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- GIVE IT.
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- BOO BOO DOLLS.
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- HOW THE FUCK DID HE KNOW
WHAT WE'RE WEARING?
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- BE VERY CAREFUL WITH THOSE,
YOUNG LAD.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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- THAT NIGGA'S SO CRUSTY.
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- EW.
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- TACO --
- LOOK AT THIS NIGGA. LOOKIT.
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- [ GROANING, FARTING ]
- OH!
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- WHAT THE FUCK?
- BOO-BOO'd ON YOURSELF.
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- OH, MY GOD.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
- AAH!
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[ FARTING ]
- YOU THOUGHT THAT WAS FUNNY?
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- STOP.
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FUCK YOU, TYLER.
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- [ FARTING ]
- OH, I DON'T KNOW WHERE MINE
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WENT.
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- FUCK YOU, TACO.
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- WHOA! OH!
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- YO, YO, GIVE IT BACK.
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GIVE IT BACK, PLEASE.
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PLEASE, I JUST WANT THIS TO BE
OVER.
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[ GROANS, FARTS ]
OH, MY GOD!
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- NO, NO, NO.
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AAH!
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- JUST MAKE IT STOP.
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- HEY, WATCH THIS.
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- FUCK IT.
- AAH!
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- THOSE DOLLS DON'T HAVE ANY
POWERS, YOU FOOLS.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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- UNLIKE YOUR DAD, I'M GONNA
TEACH YOU HOW TO RIDE A BIKE
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BECAUSE I LOVE YOU LIKE HOW HE
DIDN'T.
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- FUCK YOU.
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- [ IMITATING DUBSTEP MUSIC ]
HEY, WAIT FOR THE DROP.
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- DUDE FUCK THAT DROP.
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FUCK YOU.
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[ DUBSTEP MUSIC PLAYS ]
- DON'T YOU PUSH YOUR DAD LIKE
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THAT.
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- YOU'RE NOT MY DAD.
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YOU'RE MY DUBSTEP DAD.
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FUCK YOU!
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[ DUBSTEP MUSIC PLAYS ]
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
- LET'S GET IT.
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♪ THIS IS MY ELECTRONIC...
[ RAPPING INDISTINCTLY ]
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♪ THIS IS MY ELECTRONIC...
[ RAPPING INDISTINCTLY ]
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♪ THIS IS MY ELECTRONIC...
[ RAPPING INDISTINCTLY ]
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
BITCHES.
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- UGH, WHY DID YOU MARRY HIM?
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- WAIT FOR THE DROP.
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[ IMITATING DUBSTEP MUSIC ]
- OH, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
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LET ME PUT SOME OATMEAL ON THE
BACK.
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- WHY WOULD YOU PUT HOT OATMEAL
ON MY BACK?
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WHY WOULD YOU PUT HOT OATMEAL ON
MY BACK?
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- BIEBER ROCKS.
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