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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,012 --> 00:00:13,012 - [ GROWLING ] - [ GROWLING ] 2 00:00:13,008 --> 00:00:15,008 - ZOMBIE. - ZOMBIE. 3 00:00:15,014 --> 00:00:16,024 - BRAIN. - JUST KIDDING. 4 00:00:16,023 --> 00:00:19,023 - WE'RE JUST FUCKIN' WITH YOU GUYS, BRO. 5 00:00:19,020 --> 00:00:20,020 - WELCOME TO ZOMBIE COOKING HOUR. 6 00:00:20,021 --> 00:00:22,011 - I'M JOHN-JOHN AND THAT'S TAY-TAY. 7 00:00:22,011 --> 00:00:25,001 - TAY-TAY. 8 00:00:25,004 --> 00:00:26,014 - WE'RE GONNA BE MAKING BRAIN CASSEROLE 9 00:00:26,012 --> 00:00:27,022 FOR YOU GUYS TODAY, ALL RIGHT? 10 00:00:27,021 --> 00:00:30,011 NOW, WE HAVE OUR INGREDIENTS. 11 00:00:30,016 --> 00:00:32,006 - WE GOT SOME RASPBERRIES AND SOME BUTTER 12 00:00:32,012 --> 00:00:34,012 AND SOME FLOUR AND SOME BRAINS. 13 00:00:34,007 --> 00:00:35,017 - LET'S GET STARTED. 14 00:00:35,019 --> 00:00:36,009 - WE'RE GONNA START WITH CUTTING THE EGG. 15 00:00:36,013 --> 00:00:39,003 - CUT THE EGG, TAY-TAY. 16 00:00:39,004 --> 00:00:40,024 - I'M CUTTING IT. STOP RUSHING ME. 17 00:00:40,019 --> 00:00:42,009 - CUT THE FUCKING EGG. 18 00:00:42,010 --> 00:00:43,020 - IT'S CUT. - OH, GRAB IT. 19 00:00:43,020 --> 00:00:45,020 - THIS IS SO NASTY. 20 00:00:45,017 --> 00:00:46,017 EVERY TIME WE DO THIS, THIS HAPPENS. 21 00:00:47,001 --> 00:00:49,021 - NEXT, WE'RE GONNA PUT IN SOME RASPBERRIES. 22 00:00:49,017 --> 00:00:50,017 - ONE OR TWO? - TWO. 23 00:00:50,021 --> 00:00:52,021 NOW SOME BUTTER, THAT WHOLE STICK. 24 00:00:52,018 --> 00:00:54,998 WE TRY TO WATCH OUR WEIGHT, 25 00:00:55,005 --> 00:00:57,015 SO WE TRY TO USE THE LOW-FAT BUTTER. 26 00:00:57,021 --> 00:00:59,021 - THIS IS SO -- WHY DON'T WE HAVE PROPER UTENSILS? 27 00:00:59,018 --> 00:01:01,008 WHY ARE YOU GRABBING IT LIKE THAT? 28 00:01:01,007 --> 00:01:02,017 - AND YOU JUST PUT THE WHOLE STICK RIGHT IN THERE. 29 00:01:02,018 --> 00:01:05,018 THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT YOU DO. 30 00:01:05,018 --> 00:01:06,018 NOW WE'RE GONNA PUT A TABLESPOON OF FLOUR. 31 00:01:07,001 --> 00:01:07,021 - STOP! 32 00:01:07,021 --> 00:01:10,011 - JUST MAKING SURE IT'S FLOUR. 33 00:01:10,007 --> 00:01:11,017 REMEMBER THAT ACCIDENT WE HAD LAST TIME 34 00:01:11,021 --> 00:01:13,021 WITH WHITNEY HOUSTON? - ♪ I REMEMBER 35 00:01:13,021 --> 00:01:16,021 - THERE WE GO. RIGHT IN THERE, GUYS. 36 00:01:16,021 --> 00:01:19,001 AND NOW, LAST BUT NOT LEAST, 37 00:01:19,004 --> 00:01:22,004 SOME CAMBODIAN BRAIN AND A CHEESE GRATER. 38 00:01:22,005 --> 00:01:23,015 NOW, IT MAY SOUND WILD, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? 39 00:01:24,001 --> 00:01:25,011 - STOP. DON'T USE A CHEESE GRATER ON IT. 40 00:01:25,015 --> 00:01:26,005 JUST STOP. 41 00:01:26,014 --> 00:01:28,024 WE HAVE TO MIX IT. 42 00:01:28,022 --> 00:01:29,022 IT'S TOTALLY UNNECESSARY. 43 00:01:29,021 --> 00:01:31,001 - WELL, YOU MIX THAT. 44 00:01:31,003 --> 00:01:31,023 I'LL GET THE ONE WE ALREADY MADE. 45 00:01:31,019 --> 00:01:33,999 AND WHEN YOU PUT IT IN THE OVEN 46 00:01:34,003 --> 00:01:35,023 AND TAKE IT OUT 15 MINUTES LATER, 47 00:01:35,017 --> 00:01:36,017 THIS IS WHAT YOU'LL GET. 48 00:01:36,023 --> 00:01:38,023 HERE, YOU SHOULD TRY IT. - THANK YOU. 49 00:01:38,019 --> 00:01:41,009 - JUST -- YEAH, YES. - MMM. 50 00:01:41,013 --> 00:01:43,013 - YES. - YOU WANT TO TRY SOME? 51 00:01:43,010 --> 00:01:44,010 - NO, I'M FINE. 52 00:01:44,012 --> 00:01:45,022 NO. I'M FINE. 53 00:01:45,019 --> 00:01:47,009 I AM ALLERGIC TO MEAT. 54 00:01:47,016 --> 00:01:48,006 - YOU JUST LIED. COME ON. 55 00:01:48,015 --> 00:01:51,005 TRY IT. HERE YOU GO. 56 00:01:51,013 --> 00:01:52,023 BE A BIG BOY. 57 00:01:52,022 --> 00:01:54,012 WE'RE ON TV NOW. 58 00:01:54,016 --> 00:01:55,006 PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH. 59 00:01:55,011 --> 00:01:58,021 EAT UP. 60 00:01:58,021 --> 00:02:01,001 - MM-HMM. - ♪ IT'S DELICIOUS 61 00:02:01,002 --> 00:02:02,012 WE'RE GONNA GO TO A QUICK COMMERCIAL BREAK. 62 00:02:02,012 --> 00:02:05,012 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK AFTER THIS. 63 00:02:05,008 --> 00:02:07,008 - [ ROARS ] 64 00:02:11,002 --> 00:02:11,022 - ♪ I LIKE CHEESE - ♪ I LIKE CHEESE 65 00:02:11,020 --> 00:02:14,000 - ♪ I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I 66 00:02:14,005 --> 00:02:15,015 ♪ LI-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-KE 67 00:02:15,023 --> 00:02:16,023 ♪ CHEESE - ♪ CHEESE 68 00:02:16,018 --> 00:02:19,018 - CHEESE! CHEESE! CHEESE! 69 00:02:19,023 --> 00:02:20,023 AGHHHHHHHHH! AGHHHHHHHHH! 70 00:02:20,020 --> 00:02:23,010 - LOITER SQUAD. - AGHHHHHHHHH! 71 00:02:24,017 --> 00:02:28,017 [ BELL RINGS ] 72 00:02:28,017 --> 00:02:30,997 [ METAL CLANGING ] 73 00:02:31,003 --> 00:02:32,013 - CELL BLOCK FOUR, LOCK-DOWN. 74 00:02:39,005 --> 00:02:42,005 - YOU KNOW IT'S THE N'MATES BACK IN THIS MOTHERFUCKER. 75 00:02:42,009 --> 00:02:44,019 IT'S YOUR BOY ARTEZ. 76 00:02:44,021 --> 00:02:47,001 MY OTHER NIGGA TELVIN OVER THERE. 77 00:02:47,002 --> 00:02:48,022 MY NIGGA MR. ARCADE. 78 00:02:48,020 --> 00:02:52,000 AND ME. Y'ALL KNOW ME. 79 00:02:52,006 --> 00:02:54,006 ESSENCE. 80 00:02:54,014 --> 00:02:57,014 WE BACK IN THIS MOTHERFUCKER FOR THE THIRD STRIKE. 81 00:02:57,008 --> 00:02:58,018 - YEAH. 82 00:02:58,019 --> 00:03:01,019 - ♪ I GOT AN EXTRA BUNK BED 83 00:03:01,021 --> 00:03:03,011 - GOT AN EXTRA BUNK BED FOR ME AND YOU, GIRL. 84 00:03:03,008 --> 00:03:05,018 - ♪ SO YOU AND I CAN GO TO SLEEP ♪ 85 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:06,020 - YEAH, LAY DOWN ON THAT CONCRETE FULL OF NIGGA 86 00:03:07,001 --> 00:03:10,011 - ♪ GIRL, YOU'RE ALL I THINK ABOUT ♪ 87 00:03:10,008 --> 00:03:11,998 - THE ONLY THING THAT'S IN MY HEAD WHEN I'M... 88 00:03:12,005 --> 00:03:14,005 - ♪ WHEN I'M BEATING MY MEAT 89 00:03:14,014 --> 00:03:15,024 ♪ GIRL, DON'T CLOSE MY CELL 90 00:03:15,023 --> 00:03:18,023 - ♪ ON MY HEART, ON MY HEART 91 00:03:18,022 --> 00:03:20,022 - ♪ GIRL, DON'T CLOSE MY CELL 92 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:23,000 - ♪ BITCH, ON MY HEART, ON MY HEART ♪ 93 00:03:23,006 --> 00:03:25,016 - ♪ BITCH, I'M STUCK IN JAIL 94 00:03:25,022 --> 00:03:27,022 - ♪ BREAK A NIGGA OUT, FIND THE KEY ♪ 95 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:32,010 - ♪ I'M DOING FIVE TO NINE 96 00:03:32,013 --> 00:03:33,023 ♪ FOR A CRIME 97 00:03:33,022 --> 00:03:36,022 ♪ I LOVE DOING CRIMES 98 00:03:36,017 --> 00:03:42,017 ♪ BUT YOU REALLY 99 00:03:42,021 --> 00:03:44,021 ♪ YOU DON'T KNOW ME 100 00:03:44,022 --> 00:03:47,022 - ♪ GIRL, DON'T CLOSE MY CELL 101 00:03:47,021 --> 00:03:50,001 - ♪ ON MY HEART, ON MY HEART 102 00:03:50,002 --> 00:03:52,002 - ♪ GIRL, DON'T CLOSE MY CELL 103 00:03:52,004 --> 00:03:54,014 - ♪ BITCH, ON MY HEART, ON MY HEART ♪ 104 00:03:54,016 --> 00:03:55,016 - ♪ BITCH, I'M STUCK IN JAIL 105 00:03:56,001 --> 00:03:57,011 - ♪ BREAK A NIGGA OUT, FIND THE KEY ♪ 106 00:03:57,014 --> 00:03:58,024 - YEAH. 107 00:03:58,022 --> 00:04:05,022 - ♪ HEY, YE-E-E-E-AH 108 00:04:05,022 --> 00:04:10,002 [ CRYING ] 109 00:04:10,002 --> 00:04:15,012 I JUST WANT TO GET OUT OF JAIL NIGGA! 110 00:04:15,012 --> 00:04:16,022 [ SIREN WAILS ] 111 00:04:16,022 --> 00:04:20,002 - WHAT'S GOING ON? 112 00:04:20,003 --> 00:04:21,013 - THESE MOTHERFUCKERS BROUGHT SOME DUDES FROM FINLAND 113 00:04:21,007 --> 00:04:22,007 CALLED THE DUDESON BROTHERS, 114 00:04:22,007 --> 00:04:23,997 AND THEY'RE WILD AND CRAZY OR WHATEVER, 115 00:04:24,004 --> 00:04:26,014 AND THEY EXPECT US TO DO 116 00:04:26,013 --> 00:04:29,003 SOME OF THE WILD-AND-CRAZY STUFF THEY'RE DOING OR WHATEVER. 117 00:04:29,002 --> 00:04:29,022 BUT YOU KNOW DAMN WELL MY BLACK ASS ISN'T ABOUT TO DO 118 00:04:29,018 --> 00:04:32,998 NONE OF THAT SHIT. 119 00:04:33,005 --> 00:04:34,995 - YOU THINK THEY'RE READY TO PLAY SOME OF YOU GUYS' GAMES? 120 00:04:35,002 --> 00:04:36,022 - I HEAR THEY'RE PUSSIES, BUT WE'LL SEE. 121 00:04:36,022 --> 00:04:39,002 IN FINLAND, IT'S VERY COLD. 122 00:04:39,006 --> 00:04:39,996 YOU'VE GOT TO WARM UP YOUR FACE EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE. 123 00:04:40,003 --> 00:04:42,003 KIND OF WRAP IT AROUND YOUR HEAD, 124 00:04:42,003 --> 00:04:44,013 AND THEN YOU GO AND STRETCH IT. 125 00:04:44,012 --> 00:04:46,012 - OH! - GOD DAMN IT! 126 00:04:46,009 --> 00:04:47,009 I BROKE A NAIL. 127 00:04:47,014 --> 00:04:48,024 [ LAUGHTER ] 128 00:04:48,022 --> 00:04:50,012 - YOU'RE LYING. 129 00:04:50,008 --> 00:04:52,018 - YEAH, YOU PULL IT, AND WE'LL PUT IT ON. 130 00:04:52,021 --> 00:04:54,021 - HE'LL PUT IT ON HIS HEAD. 131 00:04:54,019 --> 00:04:56,999 - FUCK! - YEAH! 132 00:04:57,006 --> 00:04:58,006 - FUCK, THIS GONNA BREAK MY NOSE OR ANYTHING? 133 00:04:58,015 --> 00:05:00,015 - NO, NO, NO. 134 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:03,010 [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] 135 00:05:03,016 --> 00:05:10,006 [ LAUGHTER ] 136 00:05:10,014 --> 00:05:11,014 - OH GOD DAMN IT! 137 00:05:13,020 --> 00:05:16,000 - HEY. 138 00:05:16,003 --> 00:05:19,013 - BUT YOU KNOW HOW IT GOES IN FINLAND. 139 00:05:19,007 --> 00:05:20,997 YOU GOT TO BE FAIR AND SQUARE, SO NOW HE GETS TO DO IT TO YOU. 140 00:05:21,005 --> 00:05:22,995 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 141 00:05:23,005 --> 00:05:24,015 - FUCK IT, LET'S GO. 142 00:05:24,021 --> 00:05:29,021 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] 143 00:05:29,019 --> 00:05:30,019 - CLOSE YOUR MOUTH. 144 00:05:30,023 --> 00:05:33,013 [ LAUGHTER ] 145 00:05:33,013 --> 00:05:33,023 - HEY, CLOSE YOUR MOUTH. - CLOSE YOUR EYES. 146 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:36,000 CLOSE YOUR EYES. 147 00:05:36,002 --> 00:05:38,022 [ LAUGHTER ] 148 00:05:38,020 --> 00:05:41,000 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 149 00:05:45,008 --> 00:05:45,998 - CLOSE YOUR EYES, CLOSE YOUR EYES. 150 00:05:46,004 --> 00:05:49,024 - CLOSE YOUR EYES. [ LAUGHTER ] 151 00:05:50,001 --> 00:05:53,001 - [ LAUGHS ] 152 00:05:53,002 --> 00:05:56,012 NOW, THAT WAS PRETTY FUNNY. 153 00:05:56,010 --> 00:05:59,000 - ♪ ME AND MY SONS THEY'RE ALL BLACK ♪ 154 00:05:59,004 --> 00:06:03,004 ♪ I ADOPTED ME SOME BROTHERS, UH-OH ♪ 155 00:06:03,003 --> 00:06:05,003 ♪ BUT IT'S OKAY 'CAUSE I LOVE THEM ♪ 156 00:06:05,004 --> 00:06:08,024 ♪ AND WE ALL LOVE EACH OTHER 157 00:06:08,020 --> 00:06:10,000 HEY, YOU GUYS, COME HERE. 158 00:06:10,005 --> 00:06:13,015 ♪ NOW THEY GOT A RICH WHITE DAD ♪ 159 00:06:13,020 --> 00:06:15,020 - THIS SHOW IS NOT RACIST. 160 00:06:15,019 --> 00:06:17,999 [ APPLAUSE ] 161 00:06:18,004 --> 00:06:20,024 - DID ANYBODY ORDER... 162 00:06:20,021 --> 00:06:22,021 A CUTE NIGGA? [ LAUGHTER ] 163 00:06:22,017 --> 00:06:24,007 - YEAH, I DID. 164 00:06:24,013 --> 00:06:26,013 IN FACT, I ORDERED THREE OF THEM. 165 00:06:26,015 --> 00:06:29,005 [ LAUGHTER ] 166 00:06:29,007 --> 00:06:32,007 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 167 00:06:32,009 --> 00:06:35,019 HOW'S MY BEAUTIFUL, BLACK, ALL-AMERICAN SON? 168 00:06:35,023 --> 00:06:38,013 - DOING GREAT, DAD. 169 00:06:38,008 --> 00:06:40,008 COACH SAID I GET TO START IN THE GAME ON FRIDAY, 170 00:06:40,008 --> 00:06:42,018 AND I GOT A DATE WITH THE HOTTEST GIRL IN SCHOOL. 171 00:06:42,023 --> 00:06:44,023 - YOU GOT A DATE WITH TAYLOR? - YEAH. 172 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:46,010 - I'D FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF HER. 173 00:06:46,013 --> 00:06:47,023 I'D PUT MY FINGER IN HER ASS AND... 174 00:06:47,017 --> 00:06:49,017 [ LAUGHTER ] 175 00:06:49,017 --> 00:06:51,997 I'D JUST, LIKE, NA NA NA NA NA IN THAT LITTLE COOCHIE 176 00:06:52,002 --> 00:06:53,002 YOU KNOW ME. 177 00:06:53,005 --> 00:06:54,005 - I'M GONNA DO THAT. 178 00:06:54,016 --> 00:06:57,016 [ APPLAUSE ] 179 00:06:57,018 --> 00:07:00,008 WHAT'S UP? 180 00:07:00,015 --> 00:07:01,005 - LEAVE ME ALONE! 181 00:07:01,007 --> 00:07:03,997 I DON'T WANT ANY OF MY DINNER. 182 00:07:04,002 --> 00:07:05,022 I'M GOING TO MY ROOM. I'M FINE. 183 00:07:05,017 --> 00:07:07,007 [ LAUGHTER ] 184 00:07:07,007 --> 00:07:09,017 - NOW, TACO... - YES, DAD? 185 00:07:09,022 --> 00:07:12,012 - I LOVE YOU, SON. 186 00:07:16,008 --> 00:07:17,998 - I LOVE YOU, TOO, DAD. 187 00:07:18,005 --> 00:07:19,005 - AND I LOVE YOU GUYS. 188 00:07:19,010 --> 00:07:23,000 - YO, THIS SHIT AIN'T FUNNY, MY NIGGA. 189 00:07:23,005 --> 00:07:25,005 - WHO THE FUCK ASKED YOU TO OPEN YOUR MOUTH, YOU LITTLE BITCH? 190 00:07:25,013 --> 00:07:28,013 - NOBODY, MOTHERFUCKER! THIS SHIT IS WEAK. 191 00:07:28,012 --> 00:07:30,012 - I'LL BEAT THAT LITTLE BLACK MOTHERFUCKER'S ASS! - HOLD HIM BACK. 192 00:07:30,014 --> 00:07:33,004 - WHO THE FUCK YOU TALKING TO, YOU BLACK MOTHERFUCKER! 193 00:07:33,002 --> 00:07:34,012 - IT SUCKS THAT WE HAVE THIS LITTLE-ASS TV. 194 00:07:34,016 --> 00:07:36,006 - YEAH, YOU WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THAT, 195 00:07:36,008 --> 00:07:37,008 SINCE WE'RE COPS, WE'D BE RICH AS FUCK. 196 00:07:37,008 --> 00:07:38,008 - YEAH. - WITH A BIG TV. 197 00:07:38,010 --> 00:07:40,020 - IT'S FINE, THOUGH. - IS THIS YOUR HOUSE? 198 00:07:40,023 --> 00:07:43,003 - NO, IT'S ACTUALLY NOT. THEY PUT US HERE FOR THIS SKIT. 199 00:07:43,003 --> 00:07:44,023 - OH. - YEP. 200 00:07:53,003 --> 00:07:56,003 - FISH, FISH, COME TO ME. 201 00:07:56,002 --> 00:07:57,022 COME TO ME FROM THE DEEP, BLUE SEA. 202 00:07:58,000 --> 00:08:00,010 - HEY, I THINK HE BIT. 203 00:08:00,007 --> 00:08:02,997 - REEL QUICK, REEL QUICK, REEL. 204 00:08:03,005 --> 00:08:04,995 - OH! - PICK HIM UP. PICK HIM UP. 205 00:08:05,006 --> 00:08:06,996 PICK HIM UP. - SHIT! 206 00:08:07,003 --> 00:08:08,023 - AAH! - AAH! 207 00:08:08,017 --> 00:08:09,997 - SUPER FLY FISHING. 208 00:08:10,005 --> 00:08:12,995 - SUPER FLY. 209 00:08:13,006 --> 00:08:14,996 WE EATING GOOD TONIGHT, MOTHERFUCKER. 210 00:08:15,003 --> 00:08:16,013 WHA-- 211 00:08:16,015 --> 00:08:17,005 - [ CHUCKLES ] 212 00:08:19,020 --> 00:08:23,010 - HEY. 213 00:08:23,007 --> 00:08:25,007 - WE'RE BACK, GUYS, FROM COMMERCIAL BREAK. 214 00:08:25,010 --> 00:08:25,020 - WE HAD A LITTLE BIT OF A TECHNICAL MALFUNCTION, 215 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:28,000 BUT WE'RE BACK. 216 00:08:28,004 --> 00:08:29,024 I HAVE REALLY GOOD NEWS. 217 00:08:29,018 --> 00:08:31,008 I'M JUST REALLY EXCITED 'CAUSE I HAVE REALLY GOOD NEWS. 218 00:08:31,011 --> 00:08:34,011 - ONE OF THE GREATEST ACTORS OF ALL TIME -- 219 00:08:34,008 --> 00:08:35,008 - GARY COLEMAN, BRING YOUR SHORT ASS IN HERE. 220 00:08:35,016 --> 00:08:40,006 - WE HAVE GARY COLEMAN BACK FROM THE "LIVING"... 221 00:08:40,008 --> 00:08:42,998 - GARY COLEMAN IS SALTY. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? 222 00:08:43,004 --> 00:08:44,024 GARY COLEMAN, STOP HITTING PEOPLE. 223 00:08:44,020 --> 00:08:46,010 STOP, GARY COLEMAN. 224 00:08:46,008 --> 00:08:46,998 SERIOUSLY, WHAT HAVE WE -- STOP! 225 00:08:47,003 --> 00:08:49,013 DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG -- 226 00:08:54,013 --> 00:08:56,023 - YO, I HAVE BITCHES COUGH ON MY DICK. 227 00:08:56,021 --> 00:08:59,021 [ LAUGHTER ] 228 00:08:59,018 --> 00:09:00,018 THEY BE LIKE [COUGHS] 229 00:09:01,001 --> 00:09:03,021 I'M LIKE, "AH! AH! AAH!" 230 00:09:04,001 --> 00:09:06,001 [ COUGHS ] 231 00:09:06,004 --> 00:09:08,024 AND I'M LIKE, "AH! AH!" 232 00:09:08,019 --> 00:09:11,019 [ LAUGHS ] 233 00:09:11,017 --> 00:09:13,017 HEY, REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU COUGHED IN THAT GIRL'S BUTTHOLE? 234 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:15,020 SHE, LIKE, SHE WENT LIKE THIS, 235 00:09:15,018 --> 00:09:18,018 AND YOU GOT BEHIND HER, AND YOU WAS LIKE [COUGHS]. 236 00:09:18,021 --> 00:09:23,011 [ LAUGHS ] 237 00:09:23,014 --> 00:09:25,014 - YEAH! 238 00:09:25,013 --> 00:09:28,003 - IT'S ABOUT 1,000 THUMBTACKS OVER THERE. 239 00:09:28,005 --> 00:09:31,005 FINNISH BED OF NAILS. 240 00:09:31,010 --> 00:09:33,010 JUMP UP AND DOWN LIKE THIS. 241 00:09:33,014 --> 00:09:36,024 YOU'RE JUMPING UP, AND THEN YOU GO LIKE THIS, 242 00:09:37,001 --> 00:09:40,011 AND WHILE YOU'RE UP IN THE AIR, 243 00:09:40,013 --> 00:09:41,013 WE'LL THROW IN THE THUMBTACKS. 244 00:09:41,010 --> 00:09:45,000 IT'S REALLY GOOD. - BED OF NAILS? 245 00:09:45,006 --> 00:09:46,006 - HE DOES THE BEST FLIPS ON A TRAMPOLINE! 246 00:09:46,013 --> 00:09:49,013 - HEY, HE CAN DO BACKFLIPS, DOUBLE BACKFLIPS, 247 00:09:49,010 --> 00:09:50,020 DOUBLE FRONT FLIPS, ALL THAT SHIT. 248 00:09:50,020 --> 00:09:52,000 - HE'S GONNA DO IT. 249 00:09:52,002 --> 00:09:54,012 HE'S DOING IT, MOTHERFUCKER! 250 00:09:54,008 --> 00:09:57,008 - All: JASPER! JASPER! JASPER! 251 00:09:57,016 --> 00:10:00,996 JASPER! JASPER! JASPER! JASPER! 252 00:10:01,002 --> 00:10:03,022 ONE! TWO! 253 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:04,020 - WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 254 00:10:04,022 --> 00:10:07,002 [ ALL GROAN ] 255 00:10:07,002 --> 00:10:08,002 - HEY, JUST GO FOR IT. 256 00:10:08,002 --> 00:10:10,012 YOU CAN DO IT. 257 00:10:10,010 --> 00:10:11,020 - ALL RIGHT, MAN. JUST DO IT. 258 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:13,020 - JUST DO IT. - ONE... 259 00:10:13,019 --> 00:10:15,009 TWO... 260 00:10:15,008 --> 00:10:15,018 FUCK IT. THREE. 261 00:10:15,022 --> 00:10:18,002 - YEAH! 262 00:10:18,006 --> 00:10:19,016 - OH! 263 00:10:19,022 --> 00:10:20,022 [ LAUGHTER ] 264 00:10:21,001 --> 00:10:23,001 - OW! OW! 265 00:10:23,004 --> 00:10:25,004 [ SCREAMING ] 266 00:10:25,003 --> 00:10:28,003 [ LAUGHTER ] 267 00:10:28,003 --> 00:10:29,023 OW! 268 00:10:29,023 --> 00:10:30,023 IT'S ON THERE? IT HURTS! 269 00:10:30,022 --> 00:10:32,012 BACK UP! BACK THE FUCK UP! 270 00:10:32,008 --> 00:10:36,008 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] 271 00:10:36,009 --> 00:10:38,019 - DAMN, THAT'S IN THERE. - AAH! 272 00:10:38,019 --> 00:10:38,999 - WHOO! 273 00:10:39,003 --> 00:10:40,023 [ APPLAUSE ] 274 00:10:40,023 --> 00:10:42,023 - YEAH! 275 00:10:42,022 --> 00:10:44,002 - AAH! 276 00:10:44,003 --> 00:10:45,003 YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE! 277 00:10:45,006 --> 00:10:47,016 - THIS IS A GAME WE PLAY. 278 00:10:48,001 --> 00:10:49,001 PUT YOUR HEAD DOWN. 279 00:10:49,003 --> 00:10:50,003 ALL RIGHT. 280 00:10:50,005 --> 00:10:51,015 NOW COUNT TO SIX. 281 00:10:51,023 --> 00:10:52,023 - ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR -- 282 00:10:52,017 --> 00:10:53,017 [ LAUGHTER ] 283 00:10:53,019 --> 00:10:56,019 OH! 284 00:10:57,001 --> 00:10:58,021 OH, THAT FUCKING STINGS. 285 00:10:58,022 --> 00:11:00,002 - YEAH. 286 00:11:00,002 --> 00:11:02,012 - I LIKE THAT. 19307

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