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- [ GROWLING ]
- [ GROWLING ]
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- ZOMBIE.
- ZOMBIE.
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- BRAIN.
- JUST KIDDING.
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- WE'RE JUST FUCKIN' WITH
YOU GUYS, BRO.
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- WELCOME TO ZOMBIE
COOKING HOUR.
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- I'M JOHN-JOHN
AND THAT'S TAY-TAY.
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- TAY-TAY.
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- WE'RE GONNA BE MAKING
BRAIN CASSEROLE
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FOR YOU GUYS TODAY,
ALL RIGHT?
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NOW, WE HAVE OUR INGREDIENTS.
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- WE GOT SOME RASPBERRIES
AND SOME BUTTER
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AND SOME FLOUR
AND SOME BRAINS.
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- LET'S GET STARTED.
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- WE'RE GONNA START WITH
CUTTING THE EGG.
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- CUT THE EGG, TAY-TAY.
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- I'M CUTTING IT.
STOP RUSHING ME.
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- CUT THE FUCKING EGG.
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- IT'S CUT.
- OH, GRAB IT.
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- THIS IS SO NASTY.
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EVERY TIME WE DO THIS,
THIS HAPPENS.
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- NEXT, WE'RE GONNA PUT IN
SOME RASPBERRIES.
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- ONE OR TWO?
- TWO.
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NOW SOME BUTTER,
THAT WHOLE STICK.
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WE TRY TO WATCH OUR WEIGHT,
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SO WE TRY TO USE
THE LOW-FAT BUTTER.
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- THIS IS SO -- WHY DON'T
WE HAVE PROPER UTENSILS?
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WHY ARE YOU GRABBING IT
LIKE THAT?
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- AND YOU JUST PUT THE WHOLE
STICK RIGHT IN THERE.
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THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT YOU DO.
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NOW WE'RE GONNA PUT
A TABLESPOON OF FLOUR.
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- STOP!
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- JUST MAKING SURE IT'S FLOUR.
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REMEMBER THAT ACCIDENT WE HAD
LAST TIME
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WITH WHITNEY HOUSTON?
- ♪ I REMEMBER
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- THERE WE GO.
RIGHT IN THERE, GUYS.
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AND NOW, LAST BUT NOT LEAST,
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SOME CAMBODIAN BRAIN
AND A CHEESE GRATER.
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NOW, IT MAY SOUND WILD,
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
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- STOP. DON'T USE
A CHEESE GRATER ON IT.
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JUST STOP.
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WE HAVE TO MIX IT.
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IT'S TOTALLY UNNECESSARY.
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- WELL, YOU MIX THAT.
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I'LL GET THE ONE
WE ALREADY MADE.
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AND WHEN YOU PUT IT IN THE OVEN
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AND TAKE IT OUT
15 MINUTES LATER,
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THIS IS WHAT YOU'LL GET.
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HERE, YOU SHOULD TRY IT.
- THANK YOU.
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- JUST -- YEAH, YES.
- MMM.
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- YES.
- YOU WANT TO TRY SOME?
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- NO, I'M FINE.
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NO. I'M FINE.
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I AM ALLERGIC TO MEAT.
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- YOU JUST LIED.
COME ON.
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TRY IT.
HERE YOU GO.
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BE A BIG BOY.
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WE'RE ON TV NOW.
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PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH.
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EAT UP.
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- MM-HMM.
- ♪ IT'S DELICIOUS
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WE'RE GONNA GO TO A QUICK
COMMERCIAL BREAK.
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WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK AFTER THIS.
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- [ ROARS ]
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- ♪ I LIKE CHEESE
- ♪ I LIKE CHEESE
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- ♪ I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I
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♪ LI-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-KE
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♪ CHEESE
- ♪ CHEESE
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- CHEESE! CHEESE! CHEESE!
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AGHHHHHHHHH! AGHHHHHHHHH!
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- LOITER SQUAD.
- AGHHHHHHHHH!
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[ BELL RINGS ]
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[ METAL CLANGING ]
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- CELL BLOCK FOUR,
LOCK-DOWN.
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- YOU KNOW IT'S THE N'MATES BACK
IN THIS MOTHERFUCKER.
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IT'S YOUR BOY ARTEZ.
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MY OTHER NIGGA TELVIN
OVER THERE.
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MY NIGGA MR. ARCADE.
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AND ME.
Y'ALL KNOW ME.
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ESSENCE.
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WE BACK IN THIS MOTHERFUCKER
FOR THE THIRD STRIKE.
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- YEAH.
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- ♪ I GOT AN EXTRA BUNK BED
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- GOT AN EXTRA BUNK BED
FOR ME AND YOU, GIRL.
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- ♪ SO YOU AND I CAN
GO TO SLEEP ♪
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- YEAH, LAY DOWN ON THAT
CONCRETE FULL OF NIGGA
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- ♪ GIRL, YOU'RE ALL
I THINK ABOUT ♪
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- THE ONLY THING
THAT'S IN MY HEAD WHEN I'M...
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- ♪ WHEN I'M BEATING MY MEAT
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♪ GIRL, DON'T CLOSE MY CELL
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- ♪ ON MY HEART, ON MY HEART
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- ♪ GIRL, DON'T CLOSE MY CELL
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- ♪ BITCH, ON MY HEART,
ON MY HEART ♪
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- ♪ BITCH, I'M STUCK IN JAIL
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- ♪ BREAK A NIGGA OUT,
FIND THE KEY ♪
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- ♪ I'M DOING FIVE TO NINE
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♪ FOR A CRIME
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♪ I LOVE DOING CRIMES
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♪ BUT YOU REALLY
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♪ YOU DON'T KNOW ME
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- ♪ GIRL, DON'T CLOSE MY CELL
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- ♪ ON MY HEART, ON MY HEART
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- ♪ GIRL, DON'T CLOSE MY CELL
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- ♪ BITCH, ON MY HEART,
ON MY HEART ♪
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- ♪ BITCH, I'M STUCK IN JAIL
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- ♪ BREAK A NIGGA OUT,
FIND THE KEY ♪
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- YEAH.
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- ♪ HEY, YE-E-E-E-AH
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[ CRYING ]
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I JUST WANT TO GET OUT
OF JAIL NIGGA!
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[ SIREN WAILS ]
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- WHAT'S GOING ON?
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- THESE MOTHERFUCKERS BROUGHT
SOME DUDES FROM FINLAND
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CALLED THE DUDESON BROTHERS,
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AND THEY'RE WILD AND CRAZY
OR WHATEVER,
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AND THEY EXPECT US TO DO
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SOME OF THE WILD-AND-CRAZY
STUFF THEY'RE DOING OR WHATEVER.
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BUT YOU KNOW DAMN WELL
MY BLACK ASS ISN'T ABOUT TO DO
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NONE OF THAT SHIT.
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- YOU THINK THEY'RE READY TO
PLAY SOME OF YOU GUYS' GAMES?
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- I HEAR THEY'RE PUSSIES,
BUT WE'LL SEE.
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IN FINLAND, IT'S VERY COLD.
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YOU'VE GOT TO WARM UP YOUR FACE
EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE.
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KIND OF WRAP IT
AROUND YOUR HEAD,
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AND THEN YOU GO
AND STRETCH IT.
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- OH!
- GOD DAMN IT!
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I BROKE A NAIL.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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- YOU'RE LYING.
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- YEAH, YOU PULL IT,
AND WE'LL PUT IT ON.
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- HE'LL PUT IT ON HIS HEAD.
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- FUCK!
- YEAH!
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- FUCK, THIS GONNA BREAK MY NOSE
OR ANYTHING?
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- NO, NO, NO.
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[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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- OH GOD DAMN IT!
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- HEY.
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- BUT YOU KNOW
HOW IT GOES IN FINLAND.
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YOU GOT TO BE FAIR AND SQUARE,
SO NOW HE GETS TO DO IT TO YOU.
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
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- FUCK IT, LET'S GO.
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[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
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- CLOSE YOUR MOUTH.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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- HEY, CLOSE YOUR MOUTH.
- CLOSE YOUR EYES.
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CLOSE YOUR EYES.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
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- CLOSE YOUR EYES,
CLOSE YOUR EYES.
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- CLOSE YOUR EYES.
[ LAUGHTER ]
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- [ LAUGHS ]
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NOW, THAT WAS PRETTY FUNNY.
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- ♪ ME AND MY SONS
THEY'RE ALL BLACK ♪
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♪ I ADOPTED ME SOME BROTHERS,
UH-OH ♪
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♪ BUT IT'S OKAY
'CAUSE I LOVE THEM ♪
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♪ AND WE ALL LOVE EACH OTHER
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HEY, YOU GUYS, COME HERE.
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♪ NOW THEY GOT
A RICH WHITE DAD ♪
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- THIS SHOW IS NOT RACIST.
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[ APPLAUSE ]
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- DID ANYBODY ORDER...
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A CUTE NIGGA?
[ LAUGHTER ]
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- YEAH, I DID.
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IN FACT, I ORDERED
THREE OF THEM.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
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HOW'S MY BEAUTIFUL, BLACK,
ALL-AMERICAN SON?
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- DOING GREAT, DAD.
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COACH SAID I GET TO START
IN THE GAME ON FRIDAY,
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AND I GOT A DATE WITH
THE HOTTEST GIRL IN SCHOOL.
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- YOU GOT A DATE WITH TAYLOR?
- YEAH.
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- I'D FUCK THE SHIT
OUT OF HER.
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I'D PUT MY FINGER
IN HER ASS AND...
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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I'D JUST, LIKE, NA NA NA NA NA
IN THAT LITTLE COOCHIE
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YOU KNOW ME.
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- I'M GONNA DO THAT.
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[ APPLAUSE ]
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WHAT'S UP?
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- LEAVE ME ALONE!
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I DON'T WANT ANY OF MY DINNER.
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I'M GOING TO MY ROOM.
I'M FINE.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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- NOW, TACO...
- YES, DAD?
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- I LOVE YOU, SON.
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- I LOVE YOU, TOO, DAD.
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- AND I LOVE YOU GUYS.
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- YO, THIS SHIT
AIN'T FUNNY, MY NIGGA.
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- WHO THE FUCK ASKED YOU
TO OPEN YOUR MOUTH,
YOU LITTLE BITCH?
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- NOBODY, MOTHERFUCKER!
THIS SHIT IS WEAK.
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- I'LL BEAT THAT LITTLE BLACK
MOTHERFUCKER'S ASS!
- HOLD HIM BACK.
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- WHO THE FUCK YOU TALKING TO,
YOU BLACK MOTHERFUCKER!
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- IT SUCKS THAT WE HAVE
THIS LITTLE-ASS TV.
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- YEAH, YOU WOULD HAVE
THOUGHT THAT,
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SINCE WE'RE COPS,
WE'D BE RICH AS FUCK.
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- YEAH.
- WITH A BIG TV.
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- IT'S FINE, THOUGH.
- IS THIS YOUR HOUSE?
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- NO, IT'S ACTUALLY NOT.
THEY PUT US HERE FOR THIS SKIT.
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- OH.
- YEP.
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- FISH, FISH, COME TO ME.
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COME TO ME FROM THE DEEP,
BLUE SEA.
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- HEY, I THINK HE BIT.
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- REEL QUICK, REEL QUICK, REEL.
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- OH!
- PICK HIM UP. PICK HIM UP.
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PICK HIM UP.
- SHIT!
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- AAH!
- AAH!
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- SUPER FLY FISHING.
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- SUPER FLY.
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WE EATING GOOD TONIGHT,
MOTHERFUCKER.
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WHA--
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- [ CHUCKLES ]
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- HEY.
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- WE'RE BACK, GUYS,
FROM COMMERCIAL BREAK.
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- WE HAD A LITTLE BIT
OF A TECHNICAL MALFUNCTION,
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BUT WE'RE BACK.
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I HAVE REALLY GOOD NEWS.
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I'M JUST REALLY EXCITED 'CAUSE
I HAVE REALLY GOOD NEWS.
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- ONE OF THE GREATEST ACTORS
OF ALL TIME --
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- GARY COLEMAN, BRING YOUR
SHORT ASS IN HERE.
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- WE HAVE GARY COLEMAN
BACK FROM THE "LIVING"...
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- GARY COLEMAN IS SALTY.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
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GARY COLEMAN,
STOP HITTING PEOPLE.
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STOP, GARY COLEMAN.
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SERIOUSLY,
WHAT HAVE WE -- STOP!
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DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG --
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- YO, I HAVE BITCHES
COUGH ON MY DICK.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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THEY BE LIKE [COUGHS]
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I'M LIKE, "AH! AH! AAH!"
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[ COUGHS ]
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AND I'M LIKE, "AH! AH!"
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[ LAUGHS ]
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HEY, REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU
COUGHED IN THAT GIRL'S BUTTHOLE?
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SHE, LIKE, SHE WENT LIKE THIS,
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AND YOU GOT BEHIND HER,
AND YOU WAS LIKE [COUGHS].
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[ LAUGHS ]
237
00:09:23,014 --> 00:09:25,014
- YEAH!
238
00:09:25,013 --> 00:09:28,003
- IT'S ABOUT 1,000 THUMBTACKS
OVER THERE.
239
00:09:28,005 --> 00:09:31,005
FINNISH BED OF NAILS.
240
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JUMP UP AND DOWN LIKE THIS.
241
00:09:33,014 --> 00:09:36,024
YOU'RE JUMPING UP,
AND THEN YOU GO LIKE THIS,
242
00:09:37,001 --> 00:09:40,011
AND WHILE YOU'RE
UP IN THE AIR,
243
00:09:40,013 --> 00:09:41,013
WE'LL THROW IN THE THUMBTACKS.
244
00:09:41,010 --> 00:09:45,000
IT'S REALLY GOOD.
- BED OF NAILS?
245
00:09:45,006 --> 00:09:46,006
- HE DOES THE BEST FLIPS
ON A TRAMPOLINE!
246
00:09:46,013 --> 00:09:49,013
- HEY, HE CAN DO BACKFLIPS,
DOUBLE BACKFLIPS,
247
00:09:49,010 --> 00:09:50,020
DOUBLE FRONT FLIPS,
ALL THAT SHIT.
248
00:09:50,020 --> 00:09:52,000
- HE'S GONNA DO IT.
249
00:09:52,002 --> 00:09:54,012
HE'S DOING IT, MOTHERFUCKER!
250
00:09:54,008 --> 00:09:57,008
- All: JASPER! JASPER! JASPER!
251
00:09:57,016 --> 00:10:00,996
JASPER! JASPER!
JASPER! JASPER!
252
00:10:01,002 --> 00:10:03,022
ONE! TWO!
253
00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:04,020
- WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
254
00:10:04,022 --> 00:10:07,002
[ ALL GROAN ]
255
00:10:07,002 --> 00:10:08,002
- HEY, JUST GO FOR IT.
256
00:10:08,002 --> 00:10:10,012
YOU CAN DO IT.
257
00:10:10,010 --> 00:10:11,020
- ALL RIGHT, MAN.
JUST DO IT.
258
00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:13,020
- JUST DO IT.
- ONE...
259
00:10:13,019 --> 00:10:15,009
TWO...
260
00:10:15,008 --> 00:10:15,018
FUCK IT.
THREE.
261
00:10:15,022 --> 00:10:18,002
- YEAH!
262
00:10:18,006 --> 00:10:19,016
- OH!
263
00:10:19,022 --> 00:10:20,022
[ LAUGHTER ]
264
00:10:21,001 --> 00:10:23,001
- OW! OW!
265
00:10:23,004 --> 00:10:25,004
[ SCREAMING ]
266
00:10:25,003 --> 00:10:28,003
[ LAUGHTER ]
267
00:10:28,003 --> 00:10:29,023
OW!
268
00:10:29,023 --> 00:10:30,023
IT'S ON THERE?
IT HURTS!
269
00:10:30,022 --> 00:10:32,012
BACK UP!
BACK THE FUCK UP!
270
00:10:32,008 --> 00:10:36,008
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
271
00:10:36,009 --> 00:10:38,019
- DAMN, THAT'S IN THERE.
- AAH!
272
00:10:38,019 --> 00:10:38,999
- WHOO!
273
00:10:39,003 --> 00:10:40,023
[ APPLAUSE ]
274
00:10:40,023 --> 00:10:42,023
- YEAH!
275
00:10:42,022 --> 00:10:44,002
- AAH!
276
00:10:44,003 --> 00:10:45,003
YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!
277
00:10:45,006 --> 00:10:47,016
- THIS IS A GAME WE PLAY.
278
00:10:48,001 --> 00:10:49,001
PUT YOUR HEAD DOWN.
279
00:10:49,003 --> 00:10:50,003
ALL RIGHT.
280
00:10:50,005 --> 00:10:51,015
NOW COUNT TO SIX.
281
00:10:51,023 --> 00:10:52,023
- ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR --
282
00:10:52,017 --> 00:10:53,017
[ LAUGHTER ]
283
00:10:53,019 --> 00:10:56,019
OH!
284
00:10:57,001 --> 00:10:58,021
OH, THAT FUCKING STINGS.
285
00:10:58,022 --> 00:11:00,002
- YEAH.
286
00:11:00,002 --> 00:11:02,012
- I LIKE THAT.
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