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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,017 --> 00:00:11,017 I GOT HIT BY A PLANE. 2 00:00:11,020 --> 00:00:14,020 IF YOU OR SOMEONE YOU LOVE HAS BEEN HURT IN AN ACCIDENT... 3 00:00:14,022 --> 00:00:18,012 LARRY H. DARKSHARK GOT ME $20 MILLION AND THIS WHEELCHAIR. 4 00:00:18,009 --> 00:00:21,999 IF YOU OR YOUR LOVED ONE HAVE BEEN PLAYED OR PUNKED OR MADE 5 00:00:22,002 --> 00:00:25,002 OUT LIKE A BITCH, CALL LARRY H. DARKSHARK LAW FIRM. 6 00:00:25,002 --> 00:00:26,002 I WILL FIGHT FOR YOU. 7 00:00:26,005 --> 00:00:27,005 [ CASH REGISTER RINGS ] I WAS WORKING AT A RESTAURANT 8 00:00:27,007 --> 00:00:30,007 UNTIL I SLIPPED AND FELL ON SOME SALT AND WENT BLIND. 9 00:00:30,013 --> 00:00:31,023 I CAN GET YOU PAID, CHEDDAR TO CHEESE. 10 00:00:31,020 --> 00:00:34,000 MAKE IT RAIN MONEY IN THE CLUB. 11 00:00:34,003 --> 00:00:37,023 [ CASH REGISTER RINGS ] [ CASH REGISTER RINGS ] 12 00:00:37,017 --> 00:00:39,017 CALL THE LAW OFFICE FIRM OF LARRY H. DARKSHARK -- 13 00:00:39,019 --> 00:00:44,009 1-800-2-800-3-800-4 HABLO ESPAÑOL. 14 00:00:44,015 --> 00:00:47,015 [ ROARS ] 15 00:00:49,017 --> 00:00:53,017 ♪ I LIKE CHEESE ♪ I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I ♪ LI-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-KE 16 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:58,020 ♪ CHEESE ♪ CHEESE CHEESE! CHEESE! CHEESE! 17 00:00:58,022 --> 00:01:00,012 AGHHHHHHHHH! AGHHHHHHHHH! 18 00:01:00,012 --> 00:01:01,002 LOITER SQUAD. 19 00:01:01,004 --> 00:01:02,004 AGHHHHHHHHH! 20 00:01:02,015 --> 00:01:04,015 TONIGHT ON "THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA" 21 00:01:04,018 --> 00:01:04,023 REUNION... 22 00:01:05,001 --> 00:01:06,001 BITCH! 23 00:01:06,005 --> 00:01:08,015 WE'LL TAKE A LOOK BACK AT THE MOST EXPLOSIVE SEASON YET. 24 00:01:10,013 --> 00:01:11,003 BITCH! 25 00:01:11,004 --> 00:01:12,004 MUSTY BITCH! 26 00:01:12,004 --> 00:01:12,014 OH! 27 00:01:12,016 --> 00:01:13,006 BITCH! 28 00:01:13,012 --> 00:01:14,012 SO, GET READY TO SEE THE WILDEST... 29 00:01:17,013 --> 00:01:18,003 BITCH! 30 00:01:18,004 --> 00:01:19,004 ...CRAZIEST... 31 00:01:19,004 --> 00:01:20,014 YOU MUSTY BITCH! 32 00:01:20,007 --> 00:01:21,017 BITCH! BARE YOUR LEGS, BITCH! 33 00:01:21,018 --> 00:01:22,018 OH, BITCH! 34 00:01:22,023 --> 00:01:24,023 ...MOST SHOCKING MOMENTS WE'VE EVER CAUGHT ON TAPE. 35 00:01:24,023 --> 00:01:26,003 [ SCREAMS ] 36 00:01:26,005 --> 00:01:26,995 BITCH! 37 00:01:27,003 --> 00:01:28,003 THE TURKEY -- WHY'D YOU BRING A MOTHER 38 00:01:28,003 --> 00:01:31,023 FUCKING TURKEY HERE TO THANKSGIVING DINNER? 39 00:01:31,017 --> 00:01:32,017 ARE YOU STUPID? 40 00:01:32,020 --> 00:01:33,020 AGH! 41 00:01:33,019 --> 00:01:36,019 THE EPIC 12-PART REUNION SPECIAL STARTS NOW. 42 00:01:37,001 --> 00:01:40,001 WELCOME TO "THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA" 43 00:01:40,005 --> 00:01:40,015 REUNION SPECIAL. 44 00:01:40,019 --> 00:01:41,999 LET'S MEET THE HOUSEWIVES. 45 00:01:42,002 --> 00:01:43,022 NENE, IT'S A PLEASURE TO HAVE YOU HERE. 46 00:01:43,018 --> 00:01:45,018 WHY DOES SHE GET TO GO FIRST? 47 00:01:45,017 --> 00:01:46,017 IT'S A PLEASURE TO BE HERE. 48 00:01:46,017 --> 00:01:50,017 SINCE I'M THE STAR, THEY INTRODUCED ME FIRST. 49 00:01:51,001 --> 00:01:54,001 WELL, WHAT CAN I SAY ABOUT NENE? 50 00:01:54,002 --> 00:01:55,022 SHE'S A BITCH. 51 00:01:56,001 --> 00:01:56,021 KIM. 52 00:01:56,018 --> 00:01:57,998 WHY DID KIM HAVE TO GO SECOND? 53 00:01:58,005 --> 00:01:58,015 YOU KNOW WHAT? 54 00:01:58,023 --> 00:02:00,013 THEY NEED TO FIX THIS SHOW. 55 00:02:00,008 --> 00:02:01,018 IT NEED TO BE ALL ABOUT ME. 56 00:02:01,021 --> 00:02:07,001 THIS BITCH HAD THE AUDACITY TO COME TO MY BIRTHDAY PARTY WITH A BIRTHDAY GIFT. 57 00:02:07,002 --> 00:02:10,022 WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN, BITCH? 58 00:02:10,019 --> 00:02:11,019 LET'S GO TO A CLIP. 59 00:02:11,022 --> 00:02:14,022 IT'S MY MOTHER FUCKING BIRTHDAY. 60 00:02:14,023 --> 00:02:16,023 WE KNOW IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY. 61 00:02:16,018 --> 00:02:18,018 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BITCH! 62 00:02:18,021 --> 00:02:24,001 SO, YOU JUST GONNA BRING ME A BIRTHDAY GIFT TO MY BIRTHDAY TO MY BIRTHDAY PARTY ON MY BIRTHDAY 63 00:02:24,005 --> 00:02:24,995 WITH A BIRTHDAY GIFT? 64 00:02:25,006 --> 00:02:26,006 HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 65 00:02:26,016 --> 00:02:27,016 BITCH! 66 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:29,010 [ TRUMPET BLOWS ] STAY OUT OF MY MOTHER FUCKING HOUSE, BITCH! 67 00:02:29,011 --> 00:02:30,001 UH-OH! 68 00:02:30,006 --> 00:02:33,006 SHE GOT THE GAME FUCKED UP, BITCH. 69 00:02:33,010 --> 00:02:34,020 THAT'S REAL FUCKED UP. 70 00:02:34,023 --> 00:02:36,013 THAT'S WHAT YOU GET! 71 00:02:36,016 --> 00:02:41,006 ME AND KANDI WERE REAL CLOSE UNTIL SHE DECIDED TO PULL THAT SNAKE BIRTHDAY THING SHE DID. 72 00:02:41,010 --> 00:02:45,020 THAT IS THE MOST INCONSIDERATE THING YOU COULD DO TO A PERSON ON HER BIRTHDAY. 73 00:02:45,022 --> 00:02:47,002 I WASN'T FEELING THAT. 74 00:02:47,004 --> 00:02:52,024 [ TWINKLE! ] A WORK-RELATED INJURY GOT ME FUCKED UP. 75 00:02:52,023 --> 00:02:55,013 CALL THE LAW OFFICE OF LARRY H. DARKSHARK. 76 00:02:55,015 --> 00:02:56,015 I'LL FIGHT FOR YOU. 77 00:02:56,023 --> 00:03:00,013 LARRY H. DARKSHARK GOT A NIGGA SOME MONEY AND SOME PIZZA. 78 00:03:00,007 --> 00:03:01,007 THANKS, NIGGA. 79 00:03:01,009 --> 00:03:02,019 AM I A REAL LAWYER? 80 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:03,020 FUCK YOU! 81 00:03:03,017 --> 00:03:05,007 DON'T ASK SO MANY QUESTIONS. 82 00:03:05,011 --> 00:03:09,021 I GOT REFERENCE FROM, UM, PEOPLE IN THE HOOD, CRENSHAW MALL, PEOPLE AT THE SWAP MEET, BABY 83 00:03:09,023 --> 00:03:11,003 MAMAS, AND ALL THAT. 84 00:03:11,003 --> 00:03:12,003 CALL ME. 85 00:03:12,003 --> 00:03:13,023 WE'VE BEEN SUCCESSFUL IN OVER 59% OF OUR CASES. 86 00:03:13,023 --> 00:03:16,013 MY PHONE BLEW UP IN MY POCKET, AND MY NUTS ARE GONE. 87 00:03:16,007 --> 00:03:19,017 [ CASH REGISTER RINGS ] DON'T LET THESE NIGGAS FUCK YOUR SHIT BRO. 88 00:03:20,001 --> 00:03:21,011 CALL LARRY H. DARKSHARK. 89 00:03:21,015 --> 00:03:23,015 I'M THERE FOR YOU. 90 00:03:23,021 --> 00:03:27,021 [ GRUNTING ] 91 00:03:27,019 --> 00:03:31,019 [ WHISTLING ] ♪ I'M WALKING DOWN THIS 92 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:34,020 LONELY STREET ON WILSHIRE ♪ ♪ WILSHIRE 93 00:03:34,019 --> 00:03:37,009 ♪ AND I'M WONDERING, HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET HER? ♪ 94 00:03:37,007 --> 00:03:39,997 ♪ HOW DID YOU GET HER? ♪ HER PURSE IS FAKE, AND SHE 95 00:03:40,004 --> 00:03:42,014 KNOW HER ASS IS, TOO ♪ ♪ OH, OH 96 00:03:42,009 --> 00:03:46,009 ♪ YOUR DICK IS REALLY SMALL, BUT THAT'S NOT YOUR FAULT ♪ 97 00:03:46,007 --> 00:03:48,017 ♪ PRETTY SMALL ♪ BUT I'M GONNA DANCE AROUND 98 00:03:48,023 --> 00:03:50,013 YOU TILL I GET CAUGHT ♪ ♪ GET CAUGHT 99 00:03:50,008 --> 00:03:53,998 ♪ YOU THINK YOU'RE CUTE, BUT IN REALITY, IT AIN'T NICE ♪ 100 00:03:54,006 --> 00:03:56,016 ♪ NICE ♪ WHO THE FUCK BABY IS 101 00:03:56,020 --> 00:04:00,010 THIS? ♪ ♪ WHY IS IT BY ITSELF? 102 00:04:00,008 --> 00:04:04,008 ♪ I THINK YOU'RE A ZOMBIE ♪ YOU'RE LIKE A ZOMBIE 103 00:04:04,008 --> 00:04:09,008 ♪ HE'S NOT A ZOMBIE ♪ THAT'S NOT EVEN A ZOMBIE 104 00:04:09,010 --> 00:04:11,010 ♪ YOUR PANTS ARE WAY TOO HIGH, BOY ♪ 105 00:04:11,012 --> 00:04:12,022 ♪ TONE IT DOWN ♪ TONE IT DOWN 106 00:04:12,017 --> 00:04:15,997 ♪ YOU'RE GONNA HURT YOUR DICK IF YOU DON'T PULL IT DOWN ♪ 107 00:04:16,006 --> 00:04:17,016 ♪ PULL IT DOWN ♪ YOU CHEATED ON HIM 108 00:04:18,001 --> 00:04:20,021 ♪ ON ME ♪ HE CHEATED ON YOU 109 00:04:21,001 --> 00:04:23,011 ♪ ON HER ♪ HE SHIT ON HIMSELF 110 00:04:23,012 --> 00:04:27,002 ♪ SHIT ON HIMSELF [ LAUGHS ] 111 00:04:27,006 --> 00:04:30,016 [ BOTH LAUGH ] [ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING ] 112 00:04:30,022 --> 00:04:38,022 [ SCREAMING ] [ GROWLING ] 113 00:04:38,021 --> 00:04:41,021 ♪ BLACK COP, BLACK COP ♪ WHAT DEM A DO? 114 00:04:42,001 --> 00:04:44,011 ♪ WHAT DEM A DO WHEN YOU STEP IN POO-POO ♪ 115 00:04:44,009 --> 00:04:47,009 ♪ BLACK COP, BLACK COP YOU'RE JUST GONNA THROW UP ON 116 00:04:47,008 --> 00:04:48,008 OUR MOTHER FUCKING CAR! 117 00:04:48,009 --> 00:04:49,009 SHARK ATTACK! 118 00:04:49,015 --> 00:04:53,005 ♪ WHEN THEY STEP IN POO-POO "PO-PO" IS FILMED ON LOCATION 119 00:04:53,009 --> 00:04:54,009 IN THE HOOD. 120 00:04:54,009 --> 00:04:58,009 [ POLICE RADIO CHATTER ] WE'RE ON CANINE DUTY. 121 00:04:58,011 --> 00:05:03,011 AND WE GOT A CALL THAT THERE'S A GOD DAMN RAT ON THE LOOSE. 122 00:05:03,014 --> 00:05:04,014 THIRD TIME THIS WEEK. 123 00:05:04,013 --> 00:05:05,013 I'M PERSONALLY SICK OF THIS SHIT 124 00:05:05,016 --> 00:05:08,996 YOU KNOW, I HAD A DATE WITH MY WIFE WITH SOUP THIS WEEK. 125 00:05:09,003 --> 00:05:09,023 REALLY? 126 00:05:09,018 --> 00:05:10,008 YEAH. 127 00:05:10,014 --> 00:05:11,014 OH, DID I TELL YOU MY WIFE'S PREGNANT? 128 00:05:11,014 --> 00:05:14,004 OOH. [ INHALES SHARPLY ] THAT MIGHT ACTUALLY -- 129 00:05:14,004 --> 00:05:15,004 OH, THERE HE GOES! 130 00:05:15,004 --> 00:05:16,004 YOU SURE THAT'S HIM? 131 00:05:16,006 --> 00:05:16,996 IS IT? 132 00:05:17,006 --> 00:05:19,006 THAT IS THAT MOTHER FUCKER GO! GET HIM, BOY! 133 00:05:19,009 --> 00:05:19,999 YEAH! 134 00:05:20,002 --> 00:05:21,022 [ DOG BARKING ] OH, HELL NO! 135 00:05:21,022 --> 00:05:25,012 [ SCREAMING ] [ DOG GROWLING ] 136 00:05:25,009 --> 00:05:28,999 [ SCREAMING CONTINUES ] YEAH, MOTHER FUCKER 137 00:05:29,006 --> 00:05:29,016 YEAH! 138 00:05:29,022 --> 00:05:31,002 WHAT NOW NIGGA?! HUH?! 139 00:05:31,002 --> 00:05:36,022 WHAT THE FUCK, OH SHIT! [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] 140 00:05:36,019 --> 00:05:37,009 WHOO! 141 00:05:37,012 --> 00:05:39,012 MOTHER FUCKER EAT MY PUSSY NIGGA 142 00:05:39,014 --> 00:05:41,024 WHAT'S GOOD?! NIGGA YOU SEE THAT? 143 00:05:41,019 --> 00:05:42,009 WHOO! 144 00:05:42,010 --> 00:05:43,010 HE'S CHOKING! 145 00:05:43,007 --> 00:05:45,007 [ DOG GROWLING ] [ SCREAMING ] 146 00:05:45,007 --> 00:05:46,017 I'LL LET HIM EAT YOUR ASS. 147 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:47,020 GOD DAMN! 148 00:05:48,001 --> 00:05:51,011 EATING HIS ASS UP! [ LAUGHS ] [ WHISTLE BLOWS ] 149 00:05:51,015 --> 00:05:53,005 OH, OH, THERE HE GO. 150 00:05:53,007 --> 00:05:55,007 [ LAUGHTER ] HEY, HEY, GET THAT MOTHER FUCKER 151 00:05:56,018 --> 00:05:57,998 HI. I'M JEFFERSON. 152 00:05:58,003 --> 00:05:59,013 THIS IS MRS. KITTY. 153 00:05:59,008 --> 00:06:02,008 AND WE'RE GONNA GO IN THERE AND FIND SOMETHING SEXY FOR HER. 154 00:06:02,015 --> 00:06:04,015 LET'S GO. 155 00:06:05,005 --> 00:06:11,005 [ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING ] NOW, THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING 156 00:06:11,007 --> 00:06:12,007 ABOUT. 157 00:06:12,008 --> 00:06:14,008 MRS. KITTY, THIS IS ALL YOU. 158 00:06:14,009 --> 00:06:16,999 YOU WILL LOOK BEAUTIFUL IN THIS. 159 00:06:17,002 --> 00:06:17,022 HELLO, SIR. 160 00:06:18,001 --> 00:06:19,001 HELLO. 161 00:06:19,004 --> 00:06:22,024 UM, I WAS JUST WONDERING, WHAT'S THE SMALLEST VIBRATOR 162 00:06:23,001 --> 00:06:25,021 THAT YOU HAVE FOR MRS. KITTY? 163 00:06:26,001 --> 00:06:28,021 THE SMALLEST ONE. 164 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:30,010 OH, MAN. 165 00:06:30,014 --> 00:06:31,024 DO YOU LIKE THIS? 166 00:06:31,020 --> 00:06:33,020 YOU ARE VERY NASTY. 167 00:06:43,009 --> 00:06:45,999 NASTY, MRS. KITTY. 168 00:06:46,005 --> 00:06:47,995 I SEE YOU HAVE A DOG MASK. 169 00:06:48,004 --> 00:06:50,014 YEAH, IF YOU'RE INTO PUPPY PLAY. 170 00:06:50,009 --> 00:06:52,009 WOULD YOU HAVE ONE FOR A KITTEN? 171 00:06:52,009 --> 00:06:56,019 [ GROWLING ] [ Muffled ] NOW, WE CAN PLAY CAT 172 00:06:56,021 --> 00:06:57,011 AND DOG. 173 00:06:57,016 --> 00:07:00,006 ISN'T THAT RIGHT, BABY? 174 00:07:00,009 --> 00:07:08,999 [ LLAMA CALLING ] [ CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING ] 175 00:07:09,004 --> 00:07:10,014 [ CLASSICAL MUSIC CONTINUES ] SO, HOW MUCH HAS YOUR LIFE 176 00:07:16,022 --> 00:07:19,012 CHANGED SINCE YOUR LAST "WORLD ACCORDING TO TACO"? 177 00:07:19,009 --> 00:07:22,009 OOH, WHITE PEOPLE CALL ME "NIGGA" ALL THE TIME 'CAUSE THEY 178 00:07:22,009 --> 00:07:25,009 THINK I'M NOT GONNA GET OFFENDED. 179 00:07:25,010 --> 00:07:26,010 IT'S KIND OF TIGHT. 180 00:07:26,011 --> 00:07:29,001 HAVE YOU BEEN GETTING OFFENDED BY ALL YOUR DUMB 181 00:07:29,006 --> 00:07:29,996 QUESTIONS? 182 00:07:30,005 --> 00:07:31,995 NO FUCK THE NIGGAS PROUD FUCK AND THE WIGGAS. 183 00:07:32,006 --> 00:07:34,016 WIGGAS, ZIGGAS, AND NIGGAS, WHAT'S GOOD. 184 00:07:35,001 --> 00:07:37,011 [ CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING ] 185 00:07:43,003 --> 00:07:44,013 IT'S GONNA BE A BITCHIN' SUMMER. 186 00:07:44,010 --> 00:07:44,020 YEAH! 187 00:07:44,022 --> 00:07:45,022 YEAH. 188 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:49,010 NO ONE'S EVER DONE A 540 SPIN-A-ROO IN A POOL. 189 00:07:49,011 --> 00:07:52,011 I'M ABOUT TO CHANGE THE GAME WITH THIS ONE. 190 00:07:52,016 --> 00:07:53,006 I KNOW YOU WILL. 191 00:07:53,016 --> 00:07:54,016 I LIKE SPAGHETTI! 192 00:07:54,022 --> 00:07:55,022 ALL RIGHT, GO! 193 00:07:55,023 --> 00:07:56,023 WHOO-HOO! 194 00:07:56,018 --> 00:07:59,008 [ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING ] WHOO! 195 00:07:59,015 --> 00:08:02,995 ♪ I GOT NO TIME FOR SCHOOL AND ALL THE STUDENT LESSONS ♪ 196 00:08:03,006 --> 00:08:04,996 ♪ MY PARENTS YELL AT ME, BUT 197 00:08:05,004 --> 00:08:06,024 WHOO! 198 00:08:06,017 --> 00:08:10,007 [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] ♪ IT'S TIME TO SWEEP THE OH, YOU GOT IT. 199 00:08:10,008 --> 00:08:12,008 YOU ALREADY DID IT. 200 00:08:12,010 --> 00:08:16,010 ♪ SMASH TRACK CITY ♪ I KNOW YOU'RE WAITING FOR ME 201 00:08:16,014 --> 00:08:17,014 WHOO! 202 00:08:17,013 --> 00:08:21,013 ♪ SMASH TRACK CITY ♪ IT'S THE PLACE TO BE 203 00:08:21,010 --> 00:08:23,010 OH, MY GOD! 204 00:08:23,007 --> 00:08:26,007 ♪ SMASH TRACK CITY ♪ SMASH TRACK 'EM JUST 205 00:08:26,008 --> 00:08:30,018 [ ALL CHEERING ] ♪ SMASH TRACK CITY 206 00:08:31,001 --> 00:08:34,021 ♪ LEAVE THE REST IN THE DUST ♪ SMASHING MINDS, SMASHING 207 00:08:34,017 --> 00:08:37,997 BIKES, SMASHING PARTS, SMASHING HEARTS ♪ 208 00:08:38,003 --> 00:08:44,013 [ CHEERING CONTINUES ] YEAH! 209 00:08:44,014 --> 00:08:48,004 KANDI, IS IT TRUE THAT NENE LEFT YOU A GIFT ON YOUR PILLOW? 210 00:08:48,006 --> 00:08:48,016 YES! 211 00:08:48,023 --> 00:08:50,003 THIS BITCH SHIT ON MY PILLOW. 212 00:08:50,005 --> 00:08:50,015 EXCUSE ME? 213 00:08:50,023 --> 00:08:51,013 OH, MY LORD. 214 00:08:51,015 --> 00:08:52,005 BITCH, YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID! 215 00:08:52,012 --> 00:08:55,012 YOU'VE DONE LOST YOUR SHIT I GOT CLASS. 216 00:08:55,011 --> 00:08:57,011 LET'S GO TO A CLIP OF THE SHIT TAKING IN ACTION. 217 00:08:57,007 --> 00:08:58,997 YEAH, WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENED. 218 00:08:59,004 --> 00:09:02,014 WHAT YOU GOT TO SAY NOW, KANDI? 219 00:09:02,014 --> 00:09:03,014 [ FARTS ] [ GRUNTING ] 220 00:09:03,014 --> 00:09:08,024 [ FARTS LOUDLY ] YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, BITCH. 221 00:09:08,020 --> 00:09:10,000 FUCK YOU, BITCH. 222 00:09:10,006 --> 00:09:10,016 FUCK YOU. 223 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:12,010 [ FARTS ] SEE?! YOU SEE THAT?! 224 00:09:12,015 --> 00:09:13,015 WHAT AM I POINTING AT? 225 00:09:13,019 --> 00:09:14,019 THAT'S DOO-DOO, BITCH! 226 00:09:14,020 --> 00:09:15,010 THAT IS NOT ME. 227 00:09:15,016 --> 00:09:16,006 THAT'S TRUE. 228 00:09:16,009 --> 00:09:17,009 THAT WAS NOT ME. 229 00:09:17,010 --> 00:09:20,010 AND THEY'RE GONNA ACCUSE ME OF SHITTING IN THE BED?! 230 00:09:20,010 --> 00:09:21,000 NUNH-UNH. 231 00:09:21,004 --> 00:09:25,014 NENE DOES NOT BOO-BOO ON NO BEDS. 232 00:09:25,008 --> 00:09:26,998 WHAT THE FUCK YOU LAUGHING AT WITH YOUR BROKE ASS? 233 00:09:27,004 --> 00:09:28,014 WHAT'S YOUR STATUS IN THE BANK? 234 00:09:28,012 --> 00:09:31,002 'CAUSE SHE BROKE AS FUCK BITCH, I GOT MORE MILLIONS 235 00:09:31,005 --> 00:09:31,995 THAN YOU, BITCH! 236 00:09:32,005 --> 00:09:34,005 SHEREE, I LITERALLY HAD TO GIVE YOU A RIDE HERE. 237 00:09:34,011 --> 00:09:35,001 SHE BROKE. 238 00:09:35,006 --> 00:09:36,006 SHE AIN'T GOT NO MONEY IN THE BANK. 239 00:09:36,016 --> 00:09:38,996 SHE BE WALKING AROUND LOOKING ALL STANK. 240 00:09:39,004 --> 00:09:40,014 THEY GONNA CALL ME BROKE? 241 00:09:40,012 --> 00:09:44,012 I'M FINE AS FUCK [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] BITCH! 242 00:09:44,016 --> 00:09:48,006 AND THAT CONCLUDES "THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA" REUNION SPECIAL. 243 00:09:48,015 --> 00:09:51,995 THANK YOU. WHATEVER, WHATEVER. 244 00:09:52,004 --> 00:09:54,004 ALL RIGHT, SO, DIMITRY'SER. 245 00:09:54,005 --> 00:09:55,005 SLEEPING AT THE EDIT BAY. 246 00:09:55,010 --> 00:09:57,020 WE'RE GONNA GO FUCK WITH HIM. 247 00:10:05,006 --> 00:10:06,006 DIMITRY! 248 00:10:11,017 --> 00:10:15,997 [ LAUGHTER ] HOW THE FUCK DO YOU SLEEP THROUGH ALL THAT? 249 00:10:24,002 --> 00:10:25,012 [ LAUGHS ] 250 00:10:25,022 --> 00:10:27,012 HEY! 251 00:10:28,022 --> 00:10:30,022 WAKE UP. 252 00:10:32,010 --> 00:10:33,010 HEY! 253 00:10:34,002 --> 00:10:38,012 [ LAUGHS ] ♪ WANT TO BUY SOME STRAWBERRIES? ♪ 254 00:10:38,008 --> 00:10:42,018 ♪ MAYBE SOME PEANUTS AND A BANANA AND A PINEAPPLE ♪ ♪ OOH, I'M BLACK 255 00:10:42,017 --> 00:10:46,017 ♪ I LOVE WATERMELON [ LAUGHS ] YEAH! 256 00:10:46,019 --> 00:10:47,009 OH, YOU'RE CRAZY. 257 00:10:47,016 --> 00:10:48,016 THAT WAS CRAZY, MAN! 258 00:10:48,018 --> 00:10:52,018 OOH, MOTHER FUCKER HEY, YOU GOT HOS ON YOUR DICK. 259 00:10:52,017 --> 00:10:53,017 YEAH! 18509

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