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I GOT HIT BY A PLANE.
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IF YOU OR SOMEONE YOU LOVE
HAS BEEN HURT IN AN ACCIDENT...
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LARRY H. DARKSHARK GOT ME
$20 MILLION AND THIS WHEELCHAIR.
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IF YOU OR YOUR LOVED ONE HAVE
BEEN PLAYED OR PUNKED OR MADE
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OUT LIKE A BITCH, CALL
LARRY H. DARKSHARK LAW FIRM.
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I WILL FIGHT FOR YOU.
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[ CASH REGISTER RINGS ]
I WAS WORKING AT A RESTAURANT
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UNTIL I SLIPPED AND FELL ON SOME
SALT AND WENT BLIND.
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I CAN GET YOU PAID, CHEDDAR
TO CHEESE.
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MAKE IT RAIN MONEY IN THE CLUB.
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[ CASH REGISTER RINGS ]
[ CASH REGISTER RINGS ]
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CALL THE LAW OFFICE FIRM OF
LARRY H. DARKSHARK --
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1-800-2-800-3-800-4 HABLO
ESPAÑOL.
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[ ROARS ]
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♪ I LIKE CHEESE
♪ I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I
♪ LI-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-KE
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♪ CHEESE
♪ CHEESE
CHEESE! CHEESE! CHEESE!
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AGHHHHHHHHH! AGHHHHHHHHH!
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LOITER SQUAD.
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AGHHHHHHHHH!
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TONIGHT ON
"THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA"
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REUNION...
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BITCH!
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WE'LL TAKE A LOOK BACK AT THE
MOST EXPLOSIVE SEASON YET.
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BITCH!
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MUSTY BITCH!
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OH!
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BITCH!
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SO, GET READY TO SEE THE
WILDEST...
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BITCH!
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...CRAZIEST...
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YOU MUSTY BITCH!
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BITCH! BARE YOUR LEGS, BITCH!
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OH, BITCH!
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...MOST SHOCKING MOMENTS
WE'VE EVER CAUGHT ON TAPE.
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[ SCREAMS ]
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BITCH!
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THE TURKEY --
WHY'D YOU BRING A MOTHER
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FUCKING TURKEY HERE TO
THANKSGIVING DINNER?
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ARE YOU STUPID?
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AGH!
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THE EPIC 12-PART REUNION
SPECIAL STARTS NOW.
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WELCOME TO
"THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA"
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REUNION SPECIAL.
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LET'S MEET THE HOUSEWIVES.
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NENE, IT'S A PLEASURE TO HAVE
YOU HERE.
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WHY DOES SHE GET TO GO FIRST?
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IT'S A PLEASURE TO BE HERE.
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SINCE I'M THE STAR, THEY
INTRODUCED ME FIRST.
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WELL, WHAT CAN I SAY ABOUT
NENE?
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SHE'S A BITCH.
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KIM.
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WHY DID KIM HAVE TO GO
SECOND?
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
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THEY NEED TO FIX THIS SHOW.
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IT NEED TO BE ALL ABOUT ME.
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THIS BITCH HAD THE AUDACITY
TO COME TO MY BIRTHDAY PARTY
WITH A BIRTHDAY GIFT.
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
SUPPOSED TO MEAN, BITCH?
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LET'S GO TO A CLIP.
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IT'S MY MOTHER FUCKING
BIRTHDAY.
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WE KNOW IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BITCH!
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SO, YOU JUST GONNA BRING ME A
BIRTHDAY GIFT TO MY BIRTHDAY TO
MY BIRTHDAY PARTY ON MY BIRTHDAY
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WITH A BIRTHDAY GIFT?
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
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BITCH!
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[ TRUMPET BLOWS ]
STAY OUT OF MY MOTHER
FUCKING HOUSE, BITCH!
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UH-OH!
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SHE GOT THE GAME FUCKED UP,
BITCH.
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THAT'S REAL FUCKED UP.
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THAT'S WHAT YOU GET!
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ME AND KANDI WERE REAL CLOSE
UNTIL SHE DECIDED TO PULL THAT
SNAKE BIRTHDAY THING SHE DID.
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THAT IS THE MOST INCONSIDERATE
THING YOU COULD DO TO A PERSON
ON HER BIRTHDAY.
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I WASN'T FEELING THAT.
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[ TWINKLE! ]
A WORK-RELATED INJURY GOT ME
FUCKED UP.
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CALL THE LAW OFFICE OF
LARRY H. DARKSHARK.
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I'LL FIGHT FOR YOU.
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LARRY H. DARKSHARK GOT A
NIGGA SOME MONEY AND SOME PIZZA.
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THANKS, NIGGA.
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AM I A REAL LAWYER?
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FUCK YOU!
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DON'T ASK SO MANY QUESTIONS.
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I GOT REFERENCE FROM, UM, PEOPLE
IN THE HOOD, CRENSHAW MALL,
PEOPLE AT THE SWAP MEET, BABY
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MAMAS, AND ALL THAT.
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CALL ME.
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WE'VE BEEN SUCCESSFUL IN OVER
59% OF OUR CASES.
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MY PHONE BLEW UP IN MY
POCKET, AND MY NUTS ARE GONE.
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[ CASH REGISTER RINGS ]
DON'T LET THESE NIGGAS
FUCK YOUR SHIT BRO.
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CALL LARRY H. DARKSHARK.
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I'M THERE FOR YOU.
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[ GRUNTING ]
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[ WHISTLING ]
♪ I'M WALKING DOWN THIS
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LONELY STREET ON WILSHIRE ♪
♪ WILSHIRE
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♪ AND I'M WONDERING, HOW THE
HELL DID YOU GET HER? ♪
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♪ HOW DID YOU GET HER?
♪ HER PURSE IS FAKE, AND SHE
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KNOW HER ASS IS, TOO ♪
♪ OH, OH
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♪ YOUR DICK IS REALLY SMALL,
BUT THAT'S NOT YOUR FAULT ♪
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♪ PRETTY SMALL
♪ BUT I'M GONNA DANCE AROUND
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YOU TILL I GET CAUGHT ♪
♪ GET CAUGHT
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♪ YOU THINK YOU'RE CUTE, BUT
IN REALITY, IT AIN'T NICE ♪
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♪ NICE
♪ WHO THE FUCK BABY IS
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THIS? ♪
♪ WHY IS IT BY ITSELF?
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♪ I THINK YOU'RE A ZOMBIE
♪ YOU'RE LIKE A ZOMBIE
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♪ HE'S NOT A ZOMBIE
♪ THAT'S NOT EVEN A ZOMBIE
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♪ YOUR PANTS ARE WAY TOO
HIGH, BOY ♪
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♪ TONE IT DOWN
♪ TONE IT DOWN
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♪ YOU'RE GONNA HURT YOUR DICK
IF YOU DON'T PULL IT DOWN ♪
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♪ PULL IT DOWN
♪ YOU CHEATED ON HIM
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♪ ON ME
♪ HE CHEATED ON YOU
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♪ ON HER
♪ HE SHIT ON HIMSELF
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♪ SHIT ON HIMSELF
[ LAUGHS ]
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[ BOTH LAUGH ]
[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING ]
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[ SCREAMING ]
[ GROWLING ]
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♪ BLACK COP, BLACK COP
♪ WHAT DEM A DO?
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♪ WHAT DEM A DO WHEN YOU STEP IN
POO-POO ♪
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♪ BLACK COP, BLACK COP
YOU'RE JUST GONNA THROW UP ON
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OUR MOTHER FUCKING CAR!
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SHARK ATTACK!
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♪ WHEN THEY STEP IN POO-POO
"PO-PO" IS FILMED ON LOCATION
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IN THE HOOD.
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[ POLICE RADIO CHATTER ]
WE'RE ON CANINE DUTY.
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AND WE GOT A CALL THAT THERE'S A
GOD DAMN RAT ON THE LOOSE.
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THIRD TIME THIS WEEK.
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I'M PERSONALLY SICK OF THIS
SHIT
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YOU KNOW, I HAD A DATE WITH
MY WIFE WITH SOUP THIS WEEK.
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REALLY?
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YEAH.
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OH, DID I TELL YOU MY WIFE'S
PREGNANT?
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OOH. [ INHALES SHARPLY ]
THAT MIGHT ACTUALLY --
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OH, THERE HE GOES!
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YOU SURE THAT'S HIM?
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IS IT?
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THAT IS THAT MOTHER FUCKER
GO! GET HIM, BOY!
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YEAH!
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[ DOG BARKING ]
OH, HELL NO!
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[ SCREAMING ]
[ DOG GROWLING ]
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[ SCREAMING CONTINUES ]
YEAH, MOTHER FUCKER
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YEAH!
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WHAT NOW NIGGA?! HUH?!
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WHAT THE FUCK, OH SHIT!
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
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WHOO!
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MOTHER FUCKER EAT MY PUSSY
NIGGA
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WHAT'S GOOD?! NIGGA
YOU SEE THAT?
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WHOO!
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HE'S CHOKING!
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[ DOG GROWLING ]
[ SCREAMING ]
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I'LL LET HIM EAT YOUR ASS.
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GOD DAMN!
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EATING HIS ASS UP! [ LAUGHS ]
[ WHISTLE BLOWS ]
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OH, OH, THERE HE GO.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
HEY, HEY, GET THAT MOTHER
FUCKER
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HI. I'M JEFFERSON.
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THIS IS MRS. KITTY.
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AND WE'RE GONNA GO IN THERE AND
FIND SOMETHING SEXY FOR HER.
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LET'S GO.
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[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING ]
NOW, THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING
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ABOUT.
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MRS. KITTY, THIS IS ALL YOU.
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YOU WILL LOOK BEAUTIFUL IN THIS.
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HELLO, SIR.
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HELLO.
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UM, I WAS JUST WONDERING,
WHAT'S THE SMALLEST VIBRATOR
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THAT YOU HAVE FOR MRS. KITTY?
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THE SMALLEST ONE.
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OH, MAN.
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DO YOU LIKE THIS?
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YOU ARE VERY NASTY.
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NASTY, MRS. KITTY.
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I SEE YOU HAVE A DOG MASK.
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YEAH, IF YOU'RE INTO PUPPY
PLAY.
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WOULD YOU HAVE ONE FOR A
KITTEN?
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[ GROWLING ]
[ Muffled ] NOW, WE CAN PLAY CAT
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AND DOG.
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ISN'T THAT RIGHT, BABY?
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[ LLAMA CALLING ]
[ CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING ]
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[ CLASSICAL MUSIC CONTINUES ]
SO, HOW MUCH HAS YOUR LIFE
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CHANGED SINCE YOUR LAST
"WORLD ACCORDING TO TACO"?
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OOH, WHITE PEOPLE CALL ME
"NIGGA" ALL THE TIME 'CAUSE THEY
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THINK I'M NOT GONNA GET
OFFENDED.
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IT'S KIND OF TIGHT.
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HAVE YOU BEEN GETTING
OFFENDED BY ALL YOUR DUMB
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QUESTIONS?
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NO FUCK THE NIGGAS PROUD
FUCK AND THE WIGGAS.
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WIGGAS, ZIGGAS, AND NIGGAS,
WHAT'S GOOD.
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[ CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING ]
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IT'S GONNA BE A BITCHIN'
SUMMER.
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YEAH!
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YEAH.
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NO ONE'S EVER DONE A 540
SPIN-A-ROO IN A POOL.
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I'M ABOUT TO CHANGE THE GAME
WITH THIS ONE.
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I KNOW YOU WILL.
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I LIKE SPAGHETTI!
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ALL RIGHT, GO!
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WHOO-HOO!
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[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING ]
WHOO!
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♪ I GOT NO TIME FOR SCHOOL
AND ALL THE STUDENT LESSONS ♪
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♪ MY PARENTS YELL AT ME, BUT
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WHOO!
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[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
♪ IT'S TIME TO SWEEP THE
OH, YOU GOT IT.
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YOU ALREADY DID IT.
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♪ SMASH TRACK CITY
♪ I KNOW YOU'RE WAITING FOR ME
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WHOO!
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♪ SMASH TRACK CITY
♪ IT'S THE PLACE TO BE
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OH, MY GOD!
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♪ SMASH TRACK CITY
♪ SMASH TRACK 'EM JUST
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[ ALL CHEERING ]
♪ SMASH TRACK CITY
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♪ LEAVE THE REST IN THE DUST
♪ SMASHING MINDS, SMASHING
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BIKES, SMASHING PARTS,
SMASHING HEARTS ♪
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[ CHEERING CONTINUES ]
YEAH!
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KANDI, IS IT TRUE THAT NENE
LEFT YOU A GIFT ON YOUR PILLOW?
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YES!
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THIS BITCH SHIT ON MY PILLOW.
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EXCUSE ME?
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OH, MY LORD.
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BITCH, YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID!
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YOU'VE DONE LOST YOUR SHIT
I GOT CLASS.
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LET'S GO TO A CLIP OF THE
SHIT TAKING IN ACTION.
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YEAH, WE'LL SEE WHAT
HAPPENED.
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WHAT YOU GOT TO SAY NOW,
KANDI?
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[ FARTS ]
[ GRUNTING ]
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[ FARTS LOUDLY ]
YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, BITCH.
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FUCK YOU, BITCH.
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FUCK YOU.
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[ FARTS ]
SEE?! YOU SEE THAT?!
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WHAT AM I POINTING AT?
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THAT'S DOO-DOO, BITCH!
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THAT IS NOT ME.
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THAT'S TRUE.
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THAT WAS NOT ME.
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AND THEY'RE GONNA ACCUSE ME OF
SHITTING IN THE BED?!
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NUNH-UNH.
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00:09:21,004 --> 00:09:25,014
NENE DOES NOT BOO-BOO ON NO
BEDS.
232
00:09:25,008 --> 00:09:26,998
WHAT THE FUCK YOU LAUGHING AT
WITH YOUR BROKE ASS?
233
00:09:27,004 --> 00:09:28,014
WHAT'S YOUR STATUS IN THE BANK?
234
00:09:28,012 --> 00:09:31,002
'CAUSE SHE BROKE AS FUCK
BITCH, I GOT MORE MILLIONS
235
00:09:31,005 --> 00:09:31,995
THAN YOU, BITCH!
236
00:09:32,005 --> 00:09:34,005
SHEREE, I LITERALLY HAD TO
GIVE YOU A RIDE HERE.
237
00:09:34,011 --> 00:09:35,001
SHE BROKE.
238
00:09:35,006 --> 00:09:36,006
SHE AIN'T GOT NO MONEY IN THE
BANK.
239
00:09:36,016 --> 00:09:38,996
SHE BE WALKING AROUND LOOKING
ALL STANK.
240
00:09:39,004 --> 00:09:40,014
THEY GONNA CALL ME BROKE?
241
00:09:40,012 --> 00:09:44,012
I'M FINE AS FUCK
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
BITCH!
242
00:09:44,016 --> 00:09:48,006
AND THAT CONCLUDES
"THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA"
REUNION SPECIAL.
243
00:09:48,015 --> 00:09:51,995
THANK YOU. WHATEVER, WHATEVER.
244
00:09:52,004 --> 00:09:54,004
ALL RIGHT, SO, DIMITRY'SER.
245
00:09:54,005 --> 00:09:55,005
SLEEPING AT THE EDIT BAY.
246
00:09:55,010 --> 00:09:57,020
WE'RE GONNA GO FUCK WITH HIM.
247
00:10:05,006 --> 00:10:06,006
DIMITRY!
248
00:10:11,017 --> 00:10:15,997
[ LAUGHTER ]
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU SLEEP
THROUGH ALL THAT?
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[ LAUGHS ]
250
00:10:25,022 --> 00:10:27,012
HEY!
251
00:10:28,022 --> 00:10:30,022
WAKE UP.
252
00:10:32,010 --> 00:10:33,010
HEY!
253
00:10:34,002 --> 00:10:38,012
[ LAUGHS ]
♪ WANT TO BUY SOME
STRAWBERRIES? ♪
254
00:10:38,008 --> 00:10:42,018
♪ MAYBE SOME PEANUTS AND A
BANANA AND A PINEAPPLE ♪
♪ OOH, I'M BLACK
255
00:10:42,017 --> 00:10:46,017
♪ I LOVE WATERMELON
[ LAUGHS ]
YEAH!
256
00:10:46,019 --> 00:10:47,009
OH, YOU'RE CRAZY.
257
00:10:47,016 --> 00:10:48,016
THAT WAS CRAZY, MAN!
258
00:10:48,018 --> 00:10:52,018
OOH, MOTHER FUCKER
HEY, YOU GOT HOS ON YOUR
DICK.
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00:10:52,017 --> 00:10:53,017
YEAH!
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