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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,003 --> 00:00:13,023 [ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS ] HEY, EVERYONE. 2 00:00:13,020 --> 00:00:15,010 WELCOME TO "THE MATING GAME." 3 00:00:15,016 --> 00:00:17,996 WE HAVE THREE ELIGIBLE BACHELORS TODAY, SO LET'S GET RIGHT TO IT. 4 00:00:18,002 --> 00:00:21,012 BACHELOR NUMBER ONE IS THE OWNER OF 48 CATS. 5 00:00:21,011 --> 00:00:22,021 SAY "HI" TO JEFFERSON. 6 00:00:22,023 --> 00:00:24,023 I GOT TWO FINGERS IN, GUYS. 7 00:00:24,023 --> 00:00:26,013 I GOT TWO FINGERS IN. 8 00:00:26,011 --> 00:00:28,021 BACHELOR NUMBER TWO IS AN EX-GANG MEMBER THAT'S TRYING TO 9 00:00:28,023 --> 00:00:30,023 GET HIS LIFE TOGETHER AS A STREET HUSTLER. 10 00:00:30,019 --> 00:00:32,009 SAY "HI" TO MURPHY. 11 00:00:32,011 --> 00:00:35,011 [ BARKS ] BACHELOR NUMBER THREE'S NAME 12 00:00:35,016 --> 00:00:36,016 IS DARNELL. 13 00:00:36,018 --> 00:00:40,008 AND LET'S BRING OUT OUR BACHELORETTE, TAMMY DUNCAN. 14 00:00:40,015 --> 00:00:42,005 HELLO, TAMMY. 15 00:00:42,009 --> 00:00:44,009 HOW ARE YOU DOING? 16 00:00:44,016 --> 00:00:45,006 YEAH! 17 00:00:45,012 --> 00:00:48,022 AND LET'S PLAY "THE MATING GAME." 18 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:52,010 BACHELOR NUMBER ONE, IT'S OUR ANNIVERSARY, AND YOU'VE PLANNED 19 00:00:52,015 --> 00:00:54,005 SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR THE BEDROOM. 20 00:00:54,016 --> 00:00:55,996 WHAT IS IT? 21 00:00:56,004 --> 00:00:59,024 WELL, FIRST OFF, I HAVE THESE NEW KITTEN SHEETS I WANT TO PULL 22 00:00:59,021 --> 00:01:01,001 OUT, SO I'LL PUT THAT ALL OVER THE BED. 23 00:01:01,003 --> 00:01:06,023 THEN I'LL LAY YOU DOWN, AND WE'LL STARE AT MY CATS. 24 00:01:06,020 --> 00:01:09,010 OH. OKAY. 25 00:01:09,007 --> 00:01:11,017 BACHELOR NUMBER TWO, WE HAVE SOMETHING SPECIAL PLANNED FOR 26 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:12,010 THE BEDROOM. 27 00:01:12,016 --> 00:01:13,016 WHAT IS IT? 28 00:01:13,021 --> 00:01:16,001 WELL, LAY YOU DOWN BUTT NAKED, SHOVE MY TONGUE IN YOUR 29 00:01:16,003 --> 00:01:19,013 ASS THIS FAR, THEN KISS YOU RIGHT IN THE MOUTH AND LET 30 00:01:19,016 --> 00:01:25,006 YOU TASTE MY SEMEN I DIG IT. 31 00:01:25,008 --> 00:01:26,998 [ ROARS ] 32 00:01:30,017 --> 00:01:32,997 ♪ I LIKE CHEESE ♪ I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I 33 00:01:33,005 --> 00:01:35,015 ♪ LI-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-KE 34 00:01:35,021 --> 00:01:38,001 ♪ CHEESE CHEESE! CHEESE! CHEESE! 35 00:01:38,004 --> 00:01:40,024 AGHHHHHHHHH! AGHHHHHHHHH! 36 00:01:40,017 --> 00:01:41,007 LOITER SQUAD. 37 00:01:41,009 --> 00:01:43,009 AGHHHHHHHHH! 38 00:01:43,009 --> 00:01:46,009 [ RAPID BEEPING ] [ EXPLOSION ] 39 00:01:46,014 --> 00:01:49,024 [ RADIO CHATTER ] [ HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING ] 40 00:01:50,001 --> 00:01:52,011 [ EXPLOSIONS, BOMBS WHISTLING ] [ AIRPLANE DIVE-BOMBS ] 41 00:01:52,008 --> 00:01:57,018 [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] [ GUNFIRE ] 42 00:01:57,021 --> 00:02:01,001 TAKE COVER! 43 00:02:01,005 --> 00:02:03,005 IT'S TACO. WHERE IS HE AT? 44 00:02:03,016 --> 00:02:05,996 UH, CAN I GET A PIZZA FOR DELIVERY? 45 00:02:06,005 --> 00:02:07,005 ALMOST GOT HIT. 46 00:02:07,010 --> 00:02:08,010 TO AFGHANISTAN. 47 00:02:08,015 --> 00:02:09,015 IT'S TACO. 48 00:02:09,022 --> 00:02:10,022 AAH! 49 00:02:10,022 --> 00:02:13,022 WHAT THE FUCK NIGGA I'M ON THE PHONE! SHUT UP! 50 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:14,020 GET OVER HERE! 51 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:16,000 CAN I GET A PIZZA? 52 00:02:16,002 --> 00:02:17,012 KEEP THE FUCK DOWN. 53 00:02:17,011 --> 00:02:19,011 DUDE, WE'RE WEARING CAMOUFLAGE. 54 00:02:19,009 --> 00:02:21,009 YOU'RE WEARING THE WRONG CAMO, DUMBASS. 55 00:02:21,014 --> 00:02:24,024 [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] THEY'RE GONNA FUCKING SEE US. 56 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:28,000 [ RAPID GUNFIRE ] AAH! 57 00:02:28,006 --> 00:02:30,996 [ SCREAMING ] COME ON, TACO. 58 00:02:31,005 --> 00:02:31,995 AAAAAH! 59 00:02:32,006 --> 00:02:32,016 LET'S GO. 60 00:02:32,023 --> 00:02:34,013 YOU'RE GONNA GET US ALL KILLED. 61 00:02:34,011 --> 00:02:35,021 AAH! 62 00:02:35,021 --> 00:02:39,011 [ HEARTBEAT ] [ BOMB WHISTLING ] 63 00:02:39,014 --> 00:02:48,024 [ EXPLOSION ] NO! 64 00:02:48,019 --> 00:02:49,009 GOT TO GO. 65 00:02:49,007 --> 00:02:49,017 GO TO FUCKING GO! 66 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:50,010 UH-OH. 67 00:02:50,015 --> 00:02:51,005 HOLD ON. HOLD ON. 68 00:02:51,011 --> 00:02:52,021 I GOT TO DO THIS. 69 00:02:52,019 --> 00:02:54,009 [ LAUGHS ] 70 00:02:54,011 --> 00:03:01,011 [ GUNFIRE ] OW. 71 00:03:01,010 --> 00:03:02,010 OH. 72 00:03:02,011 --> 00:03:05,011 I WANT MY LAST WORDS TO BE "POO DADDY." 73 00:03:05,011 --> 00:03:17,011 OH SHIT [ DISTANT EXPLOSIONS ] 74 00:03:17,012 --> 00:03:20,002 [ RAP MUSIC PLAYS ] COMING UP AT 5:00... 75 00:03:28,021 --> 00:03:31,011 THE FOOTAGE YOU'VE BEEN HEARING ABOUT ALL DAY. 76 00:03:31,008 --> 00:03:33,018 AND A FEEL-GOOD STORY OF THE YEAR THAT WILL FILL YOUR HEART 77 00:03:33,021 --> 00:03:36,021 WITH WARM SHIT I LOVE WARM SHIT IN MY 78 00:03:36,021 --> 00:03:38,021 HEART. 79 00:03:39,001 --> 00:03:51,011 I LOVE THE FEEL OF WARM SHIT THANKS, SAUL. 80 00:03:51,007 --> 00:03:54,007 PREVIOUSLY ON "THE YUMMIES"... 81 00:03:54,013 --> 00:03:55,013 HI, MA. 82 00:03:55,008 --> 00:03:56,998 I GOT SOMETHING TO TELL YOU. 83 00:03:57,004 --> 00:03:57,024 I'M PREGNANT. 84 00:03:57,021 --> 00:03:58,011 BITCH! 85 00:03:58,012 --> 00:03:59,012 AAH! 86 00:03:59,010 --> 00:04:01,000 YOU AIN'T GETTING NONE OF THIS SPAGHETTI. 87 00:04:01,002 --> 00:04:03,002 [ BOING! ] 88 00:04:03,003 --> 00:04:04,023 COME HERE, BABY. 89 00:04:04,020 --> 00:04:05,020 MM. 90 00:04:05,019 --> 00:04:09,019 [ CHILDREN LAUGHING ] MM. YOU GOT...BREATH. 91 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:11,010 MM. 92 00:04:11,008 --> 00:04:12,008 MAMA, HOLD UP! 93 00:04:12,012 --> 00:04:13,002 OH! 94 00:04:13,005 --> 00:04:14,995 MY G, WHAT THE FUCK YOU DOING? 95 00:04:15,005 --> 00:04:16,015 I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING. 96 00:04:17,001 --> 00:04:18,021 GO TO YOUR ROOM. I'M GROWN. 97 00:04:18,020 --> 00:04:20,010 HE MY BABY DADDY, BITCH. 98 00:04:20,012 --> 00:04:21,012 OH, NO. 99 00:04:21,008 --> 00:04:23,008 WHAT? IS THIS TRUE, MARTY? 100 00:04:23,008 --> 00:04:24,008 YEP. UH-HUH. 101 00:04:24,013 --> 00:04:25,013 I'M SORRY. 102 00:04:25,013 --> 00:04:26,003 OH! 103 00:04:26,005 --> 00:04:27,005 DON'T HIT MY NIGGA BITCH! 104 00:04:27,012 --> 00:04:29,012 [ CHILDREN LAUGHING ] GET HER, MARTY. 105 00:04:29,012 --> 00:04:30,012 COME BACK. GET BACK. 106 00:04:30,013 --> 00:04:31,013 YOU'RE PREGNANT. 107 00:04:31,009 --> 00:04:32,019 HEY -- OW! 108 00:04:33,001 --> 00:04:34,021 [ CHOMP! ] MY BABY! GET OFF IT! 109 00:04:34,017 --> 00:04:36,017 AAH! AAH! 110 00:04:36,017 --> 00:04:39,017 YOU CRAZY BITCH GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY 111 00:04:39,021 --> 00:04:40,011 HOUSE. 112 00:04:40,009 --> 00:04:40,019 AAH. 113 00:04:40,021 --> 00:04:43,011 OH, MY GOSH. 114 00:04:43,009 --> 00:04:45,009 OH, MY MOTHER FUCKING GOSH. 115 00:04:45,012 --> 00:04:50,012 [ SLOW-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] [ FLIES BUZZING ] 116 00:04:50,012 --> 00:04:53,022 [ BOTH CLICKING ] OO-HOO! 117 00:04:53,022 --> 00:04:54,022 EEEE! 118 00:04:54,018 --> 00:04:55,998 ARE WE IN AFRICA OR SOMALIA? 119 00:04:56,002 --> 00:04:57,002 ARE THOSE THE SAME PLACES? 120 00:04:57,005 --> 00:05:04,005 DUDE, I JUST WANT TO JACK OFF. 121 00:05:04,010 --> 00:05:06,010 I REALLY LIKED THE PUPPET SKIT. 122 00:05:06,010 --> 00:05:07,020 IT WAS FUNNY AND IT HIT HOME. 123 00:05:07,023 --> 00:05:11,003 PUPPETS SEEM LIKE THE ONLY ONES WITH REAL EMOTIONS, OTHER THAN 124 00:05:11,006 --> 00:05:11,996 YOU HUMANS. 125 00:05:12,003 --> 00:05:14,013 THEY'RE THE ONLY ONES THAT UNDERSTAND ME. 126 00:05:14,010 --> 00:05:17,000 MOM, I DON'T FUCKING LIKE TUNA CASSEROLE! 127 00:05:17,002 --> 00:05:21,002 [ CRYING ] 128 00:05:21,004 --> 00:05:24,014 I DON'T WANT TO EAT TUNA CASSEROLE! 129 00:05:24,009 --> 00:05:27,019 MY BOY -- M-MY BOY CLIFFORD AND I WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL WAY 130 00:05:27,022 --> 00:05:29,002 ABOUT 30 YEARS AGO. 131 00:05:29,002 --> 00:05:31,012 WE GOT US AN OLD CAMERA, AND WE GONNA MAKE A VIDEO FOR THE 132 00:05:31,009 --> 00:05:32,009 YouTube. 133 00:05:32,007 --> 00:05:34,017 AND THAT'S GONNA GET US A LOT OF OLD PUSSY 134 00:05:34,019 --> 00:05:35,019 HEY. 135 00:05:35,018 --> 00:05:39,008 I'M THURNIS, AND WE ABOUT TO HIT A HOLE IN ONE. 136 00:05:39,007 --> 00:05:44,007 ONE, TWO -- OH SHIT OH-HO. OH. 137 00:05:44,010 --> 00:05:45,020 CLIFFORD. CLIFFORD. 138 00:05:45,019 --> 00:05:47,019 YOU ALL RIGHT NIGGA YEAH. 139 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:49,020 OH SHIT HE CAN'T MOVE. 140 00:05:49,019 --> 00:05:50,999 WELL, YOU GONNA FUCKING GIVE UP. 141 00:05:51,006 --> 00:05:52,006 YEAH NIGGA DONE FOR. 142 00:05:52,011 --> 00:05:54,011 OH SHIT LET ME GET THIS ON VIDEO 143 00:05:54,011 --> 00:05:57,001 NIGGA WE GONNA BE FAMOUS NIGGA 144 00:05:57,004 --> 00:05:58,014 WHAT YOU GONNA DO? 145 00:05:58,014 --> 00:05:59,024 [ Weakly ] I DON'T KNOW. 146 00:05:59,021 --> 00:06:02,021 YOU'RE ABOUT TO BE FAMOUS ON THE INTERNET NIGGA 147 00:06:02,019 --> 00:06:05,999 YO, SHOUT-OUT TO MY WIFE, FUCK PEANUT AND REY REY 148 00:06:06,003 --> 00:06:08,023 NIGGA I'M MOTHER FUCKING THURNIS HALEY ON THE 149 00:06:08,019 --> 00:06:09,009 SCENE. 150 00:06:09,007 --> 00:06:10,017 FUCK MY HEAD, BRO. 151 00:06:10,022 --> 00:06:13,002 AND WELCOME BACK TO "THE MATING GAME." 152 00:06:13,002 --> 00:06:14,022 BACHELOR NUMBER ONE. 153 00:06:14,020 --> 00:06:15,020 THAT'S ME. 154 00:06:16,001 --> 00:06:18,021 WHAT IS YOUR SPIRIT ANIMAL AND WHY? 155 00:06:18,023 --> 00:06:19,023 I'M A LIGER. 156 00:06:20,001 --> 00:06:22,011 WANT TO SEE MY LIGER IMPERSONATION? 157 00:06:27,020 --> 00:06:28,020 BWAHHH! 158 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:32,000 BACHELOR NUMBER THREE, YOU'RE STRANDED ON AN ISLAND. 159 00:06:32,005 --> 00:06:34,005 WHAT THREE THINGS DO YOU WISH YOU HAD? 160 00:06:34,015 --> 00:06:37,005 SEE, THAT'S A TRICK QUESTION, 'CAUSE I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SWIM, 161 00:06:37,012 --> 00:06:40,002 SO I WOULDN'T GET ON A BOAT TO GET IN THE WATER. 162 00:06:40,004 --> 00:06:40,024 PBHT! 163 00:06:40,021 --> 00:06:41,021 PLAIN AND SIMPLE. 164 00:06:41,020 --> 00:06:43,010 YOU GONNA MAKE MY VIOLATE MY PAROLE. 165 00:06:43,012 --> 00:06:44,022 NIGGA YOU ARE DRIVING ME CRAZY. 166 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:46,000 ANSWER THE QUESTION, HOMEBOY. 167 00:06:46,005 --> 00:06:46,995 BROTHER, SHUT UP. 168 00:06:47,004 --> 00:06:49,004 JUST 'CAUSE SHE DON'T WANT YOUR OLD RUSTY ASS. 169 00:06:49,004 --> 00:06:51,014 I'LL CUT YOUR ASS MOTHER FUCKER I'M ABOUT TO PIMP ON. 170 00:06:51,015 --> 00:06:52,005 YOU DON'T KNOW ME. 171 00:06:52,015 --> 00:06:54,005 FUCK THE PIMP NIGGA YOU AIN'T A REAL NIGGA 172 00:06:54,016 --> 00:06:57,016 DISCO FUNKADELIC NIGGA I'M A EX BLACK ACTIVIST. 173 00:06:58,001 --> 00:07:08,001 [ BEEPS ] [ CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS ] 174 00:07:08,004 --> 00:07:13,024 [ BEEPS ] [ CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS ] 175 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:16,010 TELL ME ABOUT "NO CHALLENGE," WHAT THAT MEANS. 176 00:07:16,007 --> 00:07:16,997 OKAY. 177 00:07:17,006 --> 00:07:18,016 NO CHALLENGE IS LIKE, YOU CAN'T CHALLENGE SHIT 178 00:07:19,001 --> 00:07:21,021 LIKE, IF I'M, LIKE, YOU KNOW, "YOU GOT TO MOVE 10 FEET AWAY TO 179 00:07:21,018 --> 00:07:23,008 A CHALLENGE," HE CAN'T CHALLENGE ME. 180 00:07:23,013 --> 00:07:24,023 HE HAS TO WALK AWAY 10 FEET. 181 00:07:24,021 --> 00:07:26,021 IF I SAY, "I'M NOT GONNA PUNCH YOU IN THE THROAT. 182 00:07:27,001 --> 00:07:27,021 NO CHALLENGE." 183 00:07:27,021 --> 00:07:28,021 HE CAN'T CHALLENGE ME. 184 00:07:28,023 --> 00:07:31,013 I'M ABOUT TO PUNCH YOU IN THE THROAT -- NO CHALLENGE. 185 00:07:31,013 --> 00:07:32,013 HE CAN'T DO NOTHING. 186 00:07:32,012 --> 00:07:34,022 YOU CAN'T RESPOND TO NO CHALLENGE. 187 00:07:34,018 --> 00:07:35,018 CAN'T TOUCH ME. NO CHALLENGE. 188 00:07:35,021 --> 00:07:37,011 WHAT HAPPENS IF SOMEONE DOESN'T RESPECT THAT? 189 00:07:37,016 --> 00:07:38,006 THEN WE JUST BEAT HIS ASS. 190 00:07:38,012 --> 00:07:41,022 YOU CAN'T GET AROUND A NO CHALLENGE. 191 00:07:41,022 --> 00:07:43,022 IT'S LIKE, THE WORLD COULD PROBABLY END. 192 00:07:43,023 --> 00:07:45,013 [ SLAPS ] OH FUCK YOU! 193 00:07:45,014 --> 00:07:51,024 [ LAUGHTER ] MAN, BE CAREFUL. BE CAREFUL. 194 00:07:51,018 --> 00:07:53,008 BE CAREFUL. BE CAREFUL. 195 00:07:53,013 --> 00:07:57,003 [ LAUGHS ] 196 00:07:57,002 --> 00:07:57,022 DON'T BREAK THAT MIKE. 197 00:07:57,023 --> 00:07:59,023 AAH! 198 00:07:59,018 --> 00:08:00,018 OH SHH HE'S COMING. 199 00:08:00,017 --> 00:08:02,007 SHH. SHH. SHH. 200 00:08:02,014 --> 00:08:03,024 SURPRISE! 201 00:08:03,022 --> 00:08:07,002 [ "FOR HE'S A JOLLY GOOD FELLOW" PLAYS ] 202 00:08:07,003 --> 00:08:10,003 [ CHEERING ] 203 00:08:11,007 --> 00:08:13,007 ONE, TWO, THREE, BLOW! 204 00:08:13,010 --> 00:08:23,010 [ FARTING ] [ CHEERING ] 205 00:08:23,011 --> 00:08:30,001 [ FARTING ] [ CHEERING ] 206 00:08:30,003 --> 00:08:31,003 YAY! 207 00:08:31,002 --> 00:08:31,022 DAD. 208 00:08:32,001 --> 00:08:33,021 WHAT IS IT, SON? 209 00:08:33,023 --> 00:08:37,023 UM...I'M GAY. 210 00:08:37,018 --> 00:08:40,018 SO? AND? 211 00:08:40,019 --> 00:08:43,009 I'M NASTY, TOO. 212 00:08:43,007 --> 00:08:44,007 AHHHH! NO! 213 00:08:44,008 --> 00:08:46,008 I WILL NOT HAVE A NASTY SON. 214 00:08:46,010 --> 00:08:47,010 CALM DOWN. 215 00:08:47,007 --> 00:08:49,007 YOU TAKE YOUR NASTY ASS OUT OF HERE! 216 00:08:49,014 --> 00:08:50,024 LOVE ME, DAD. 217 00:08:50,023 --> 00:08:51,013 NO! 218 00:08:51,015 --> 00:08:52,005 OW! 219 00:08:52,014 --> 00:08:53,014 HIT ME LIKE A MAN! 220 00:08:53,014 --> 00:08:56,004 [ PUNCH! ] I GOT YOU. 221 00:08:56,002 --> 00:08:57,002 AAAH! MY HAND! 222 00:08:57,002 --> 00:08:58,022 AAAH! AAAH! AAAH! AAAH! 223 00:08:58,023 --> 00:09:06,003 [ CHILDREN LAUGHING ] [ LAUGHTER ] 224 00:09:06,003 --> 00:09:07,023 OH, MY GOD. 225 00:09:07,020 --> 00:09:10,010 THAT SHIT WAS SO FUNNY. 226 00:09:10,012 --> 00:09:15,022 [ SLOW-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] [ FLY BUZZING ] 227 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:16,020 DAMN. 228 00:09:16,018 --> 00:09:19,008 IT AIN'T NO FLY BITCHES OVER HERE. 229 00:09:19,016 --> 00:09:21,006 OH SHIT WHAT IT DO? 230 00:09:21,016 --> 00:09:22,016 YOUR WINGS HURT? 231 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:23,010 HUH? 232 00:09:23,016 --> 00:09:24,016 WHEN YOU FLEW FROM HEAVEN. 233 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:26,000 HEAVEN? 234 00:09:26,004 --> 00:09:28,014 I JUST FLEW OVER FROM THAT NASTY-ASS CAMEL OVER THERE. 235 00:09:28,009 --> 00:09:30,009 OH. 236 00:09:30,007 --> 00:09:41,017 [ MOANING ] [ RAP MUSIC PLAYS ] 237 00:09:41,020 --> 00:09:42,010 AAH! 238 00:09:42,016 --> 00:09:46,016 [ SPLAT! ] [ SLOW-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] 239 00:09:46,022 --> 00:09:49,002 DO YOU KNOW WHY I LIKE SHOWS? 240 00:09:49,005 --> 00:09:52,015 BECAUSE I MAKE SONGS LIKE THIS JUST TO LET IT OUT HERE. 241 00:09:53,001 --> 00:09:55,011 ♪ GOT ALL THE BLACK BITCHES MAD ♪ 242 00:09:55,009 --> 00:09:57,019 ♪ MY MAIN BITCH VANILLA ♪ SHE TRYING TO GET HER 243 00:09:57,020 --> 00:10:00,010 GROOVE BACK LIKE STELLA ♪ ♪ GRAB THE UMBRELLA 244 00:10:00,011 --> 00:10:02,021 ♪ WHEN IT COMES TO YOUR PERCEPTION OF MYSELF♪ 245 00:10:02,017 --> 00:10:04,017 ♪ STELLA ♪ WHEN IT COMES TO THE 246 00:10:05,001 --> 00:10:07,021 PERFECTION OF MYSELF ♪ ♪ I KNOW YOU SMELL THE RECTUM 247 00:10:07,022 --> 00:10:09,022 ♪ I'M LIKE A CHROMOSOME ♪ I ALWAYS "X" THEM 248 00:10:10,001 --> 00:10:13,001 ♪ LIKE WOLVERINE STEPSON ♪ ATTACKING A DEADLY WEAPON 249 00:10:13,006 --> 00:10:16,006 ♪ I'M OPENING A CHURCH TO SELL COKE AND LED ZEP ♪ 250 00:10:16,011 --> 00:10:18,011 ♪ AND FUCK MARY IN HER ASS HAHAHAHAHA. 251 00:10:18,016 --> 00:10:22,006 ♪ YOU LITTLE NIGGA BETTER CHECK MY FRENCH ♪ 252 00:10:22,009 --> 00:10:23,009 OH. 253 00:10:23,008 --> 00:10:25,008 ♪ YOU GETTING MONEY CHECK MY FRENCH ♪ 254 00:10:25,013 --> 00:10:26,013 OKAY. 255 00:10:26,012 --> 00:10:28,022 ♪ I SPEAK ENGLISH, BUT CHECK MY FRENCH ♪ 256 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:30,000 ♪ YOUR HOE, SHE ON MY PENIS 257 00:10:30,006 --> 00:10:40,016 ♪ SHE CHECK MY FRENCH, BITCH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 258 00:10:40,021 --> 00:10:43,021 FUCK [ SIGHS ] 259 00:10:43,018 --> 00:10:48,998 AND REMEMBER, IF WE DIDN'T TELL YOU, IT DID NOT HAPPEN. 260 00:10:49,006 --> 00:10:50,016 MAAAH. 261 00:10:50,021 --> 00:10:52,001 [ BOTH LAUGH ] 17482

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