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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,012 --> 00:00:11,002 WHAT'S UP, NIGGAS? 2 00:00:11,002 --> 00:00:14,012 WHAT UP? 3 00:00:14,012 --> 00:00:15,002 D'ANGELO. 4 00:00:15,003 --> 00:00:16,013 KEITH. 5 00:00:16,015 --> 00:00:17,015 I'M D'ANGELO. 6 00:00:17,020 --> 00:00:19,000 ALL RIGHT, SO THE GUYS ARE COMING IN FOR WHAT THEY THINK IS 7 00:00:19,002 --> 00:00:23,012 A MANDATORY SEXUAL-HARASSMENT SEMINAR TAUGHT BY OUR "LAWYER," 8 00:00:23,014 --> 00:00:24,024 MARK. 9 00:00:24,019 --> 00:00:25,999 BUT REALLY, WE'VE GOT A ROOM FILLED WITH HIDDEN CAMERAS, AND 10 00:00:26,003 --> 00:00:29,023 WE'RE GONNA HAVE SOME FUN WITH THESE GUYS. 11 00:00:29,020 --> 00:00:32,020 WHAT IS SEXUAL HARASSMENT? 12 00:00:32,023 --> 00:00:36,013 VERBAL, PHYSICAL, OR VISUAL CONDUCT OF A SEXUAL NATURE. 13 00:00:36,012 --> 00:00:40,022 SO GRUNTS, WOLF-WHISTLES, CATCALLS -- DEMANDING, "HEY, 14 00:00:40,022 --> 00:00:42,012 BABY, GIVE ME SMILE." 15 00:00:42,015 --> 00:00:45,005 [ LAUGHS ] SO...ALL RIGHT, GUYS, WE'RE 16 00:00:45,012 --> 00:00:46,012 ALL ADULTS HERE. 17 00:00:46,015 --> 00:00:48,015 IF WE HAVE TO -- WE HAVE TO DO THIS. 18 00:00:48,023 --> 00:00:52,023 SO, UM, EXAMPLES OF INAPPROPRIATE TOUCHING -- 19 00:00:52,017 --> 00:00:53,017 A PAT ON THE BACK. 20 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:54,020 MMM, OOH. 21 00:00:54,023 --> 00:00:55,013 VERY, VERY... 22 00:00:55,008 --> 00:00:55,998 OOH, WAIT. 23 00:00:56,003 --> 00:00:57,003 ...VERY, VERY NORMAL. 24 00:00:57,003 --> 00:01:01,023 IT'S A GESTURE OF AFFECTIONATE, OF FRIENDSHIP. 25 00:01:01,021 --> 00:01:05,011 BUT, YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU START TO, LIKE, LEAVE YOUR HANDS ON 26 00:01:05,008 --> 00:01:09,018 AND YOU START GETTING INTO A BACK RUB, YOU KNOW, IT MIGHT BE 27 00:01:09,020 --> 00:01:10,010 INAPPROPRIATE. 28 00:01:10,016 --> 00:01:13,006 [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S A GRAY AREA, AND IT'S 29 00:01:13,010 --> 00:01:14,010 ALWAYS BEEN A GRAY AREA. 30 00:01:14,015 --> 00:01:16,005 THERE'S NO SET RULES. 31 00:01:16,012 --> 00:01:19,002 NOW, EVERYTHING -- [ LAUGHTER ] 32 00:01:19,004 --> 00:01:20,024 RIGHT? 33 00:01:20,019 --> 00:01:21,019 WHOA. 34 00:01:21,022 --> 00:01:25,012 SO, IT CAN BE -- IT CAN BE TAKEN A NUMBER OF DIFFERENT 35 00:01:25,008 --> 00:01:27,018 WAYS, AND -- HEY, WATCH THAT, BRO, LIKE 36 00:01:27,023 --> 00:01:30,023 HOW FAR [COUGHS] SO, OBVIOUSLY, THAT MADE YOU 37 00:01:30,022 --> 00:01:31,022 UNCOMFORTABLE. 38 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:35,020 [ LAUGHS ] I FELT LIKE I JUST GOT MOLESTED, 39 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:36,020 MAN. 40 00:01:37,001 --> 00:01:42,011 SO, WE ALL HAVE DIFFERENT JOBS, AND EVERY JOB HAS A 41 00:01:42,013 --> 00:01:43,013 DIFFERENT APPROPRIATE ATTIRE. 42 00:01:43,013 --> 00:01:46,003 SO, I'M AN ATTORNEY, AND I'M DRESSED APPROPRIATELY. 43 00:01:46,004 --> 00:01:50,024 IF I'M NOT AN ATTORNEY, I DON'T -- I DON'T NEED TO WEAR 44 00:01:50,017 --> 00:01:51,007 A JACKET. 45 00:01:51,012 --> 00:01:53,012 THIS IS STILL APPROPRIATE ATTIRE. 46 00:01:53,013 --> 00:01:56,023 IF THIS IS CASUAL FRIDAY, YOU KNOW, I CAN WALK AROUND WITHOUT 47 00:01:57,000 --> 00:01:58,010 MY SHOES ON. 48 00:01:58,008 --> 00:01:58,998 ALL RIGHT? 49 00:01:59,005 --> 00:02:00,015 IF I'M A LIFEGUARD... 50 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:02,020 [ LAUGHTER ] NIGGA 51 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:04,010 YEAH! 52 00:02:04,009 --> 00:02:06,009 DO IT! DO IT! 53 00:02:06,010 --> 00:02:10,000 [ LAUGHTER ] OH 54 00:02:10,002 --> 00:02:11,002 I'M OUT OF HERE. 55 00:02:11,002 --> 00:02:12,002 WHOA! 56 00:02:12,002 --> 00:02:16,002 [ ALL SCREAMING ] [ LAUGHTER ] 57 00:02:16,006 --> 00:02:19,006 [ ALL TALKING ] COME ON! 58 00:02:19,016 --> 00:02:22,996 WE'RE GOING TO YOU, BABY! 59 00:02:23,002 --> 00:02:24,022 WE'RE GOING TO YOU! 60 00:02:24,017 --> 00:02:25,017 THE FUCK IS THIS?! 61 00:02:26,001 --> 00:02:27,001 YOU GOT THEM DOLLARS?! 62 00:02:27,002 --> 00:02:29,022 SIMMER DOWN, NOW! 63 00:02:30,013 --> 00:02:31,003 DON'T COME THIS WAY! 64 00:02:31,006 --> 00:02:35,006 [ LAUGHS ] 65 00:02:35,010 --> 00:02:37,010 [ COUGHS ] GO PUT ON SOME PANTS NIGGA 66 00:02:37,015 --> 00:02:37,995 PLEASE! 67 00:02:38,006 --> 00:02:40,016 YOU'RE NOT CUTE NIGGA DAMN. 68 00:02:40,020 --> 00:02:42,020 [ ROARS ] 69 00:02:46,006 --> 00:02:48,016 ♪ I LIKE CHEESE ♪ ♪ I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I ♪ 70 00:02:48,019 --> 00:02:51,009 ♪ LI-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-KE ♪ 71 00:02:51,011 --> 00:02:54,021 ♪ CHEESE ♪ CHEESE! CHEESE! CHEESE! 72 00:02:54,017 --> 00:02:56,007 AGHHHHHHHHH! AGHHHHHHHHH! 73 00:02:56,007 --> 00:02:56,017 LOITER SQUAD. 74 00:02:56,023 --> 00:02:58,023 AGHHHHHHHHH! 75 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:04,010 MY NAME IS SAGAN. 76 00:03:04,011 --> 00:03:06,011 I SKATEBOARD. 77 00:03:06,007 --> 00:03:09,997 I READ BOOKS WHILE SITTING NEXT TO MY GIRLFRIEND. 78 00:03:10,003 --> 00:03:11,013 I LISTEN TO MUSIC. 79 00:03:11,007 --> 00:03:17,017 EVERYTHING'S GOING MY WAY, BUT THERE'S JUST ONE THING... 80 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:19,010 I'M PREGNANT. 81 00:03:19,007 --> 00:03:19,997 [ DING! ] MOM, I HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL 82 00:03:26,015 --> 00:03:26,995 YOU. 83 00:03:27,003 --> 00:03:28,013 WHAT IS IT, DARLING? 84 00:03:28,011 --> 00:03:29,011 I'M PREGNANT. 85 00:03:29,012 --> 00:03:30,012 WHAT?! 86 00:03:30,012 --> 00:03:31,012 HOW DID THIS HAPPEN? 87 00:03:31,016 --> 00:03:33,016 I GUESS WE JUST WEREN'T BEING CAREFUL. 88 00:03:34,001 --> 00:03:35,011 RIGHT, BABY? 89 00:03:35,016 --> 00:03:36,016 BABY? 90 00:03:36,019 --> 00:03:37,999 I'M PLAYING RIGHT NOW. 91 00:03:38,004 --> 00:03:40,004 YOU KNOW I NEED MY "ME" TIME. 92 00:03:40,003 --> 00:03:41,023 [ CRYING ] WHAT ARE YOU PLAYING? 93 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:43,000 IT'S A SHOPPING GAME. 94 00:03:43,003 --> 00:03:45,013 YOU GO TO EACH MALL, AND YOU PICK OUT YOUR FAVORITE TOP. 95 00:03:45,012 --> 00:03:46,012 NO WAY! 96 00:03:46,008 --> 00:03:47,998 ON THIS LITTLE, TINY SCREEN? 97 00:03:48,004 --> 00:03:50,004 [ CRYING CONTINUES ] WANT TO HEAR SOME JOKES 98 00:03:56,013 --> 00:03:56,023 TODAY? 99 00:03:56,022 --> 00:03:57,022 NO THANKS. 100 00:03:57,022 --> 00:03:58,012 MY LIFE IS A JOKE. 101 00:03:58,008 --> 00:04:00,008 DO YOU SEE ME? 102 00:04:00,016 --> 00:04:01,006 KNOCK, KNOCK. 103 00:04:01,012 --> 00:04:01,022 WHO'S THERE? 104 00:04:01,019 --> 00:04:02,009 ORANGE. 105 00:04:02,015 --> 00:04:04,995 ORANGE YOU GLAD I DIDN'T SAY BANANAS? 106 00:04:05,004 --> 00:04:06,014 HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT? 107 00:04:06,008 --> 00:04:10,008 AAH! AAH! 108 00:04:10,012 --> 00:04:16,002 [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] [ LAUGHTER ] 109 00:04:16,004 --> 00:04:17,024 YEAH! YES! 110 00:04:17,021 --> 00:04:19,021 [ LAUGHTER ] MMM! MAN, THAT SMELLS GOOD! 111 00:04:23,020 --> 00:04:25,000 HEY, WELCOME TO MUSTY BURGER. 112 00:04:25,004 --> 00:04:26,004 CAN I TAKE YOUR ORDER? 113 00:04:26,003 --> 00:04:29,023 UM, CAN I GET A BURGER WITH PICKLES? 114 00:04:29,017 --> 00:04:30,997 YOU SURE YOU WANT PICKLES? 115 00:04:31,004 --> 00:04:31,024 YES. 116 00:04:31,017 --> 00:04:34,017 [ DING! ] 117 00:04:34,022 --> 00:04:39,022 COMING RIGHT UP. 118 00:04:39,022 --> 00:04:41,022 SIR, YOUR ORDER'S READY. 119 00:04:41,017 --> 00:04:42,007 THANK YOU. 120 00:04:42,013 --> 00:04:43,003 NO PROBLEM. 121 00:04:43,004 --> 00:04:44,024 OOH, THAT'S A NICE BURGER. 122 00:04:44,019 --> 00:04:45,019 HAVE A GREAT DAY. 123 00:04:45,021 --> 00:04:46,011 HUH. 124 00:04:46,014 --> 00:04:47,014 PSYCHE! 125 00:04:47,009 --> 00:04:49,019 [ CHUCKLES ] OH! 126 00:04:50,001 --> 00:04:50,021 GIVE ME YOUR MONEY. 127 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:52,010 I DON'T HAVE ANY -- NIGGA GIVE ME YOUR MONEY! 128 00:04:52,014 --> 00:04:53,024 I DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY. 129 00:04:53,018 --> 00:04:54,998 I SPENT IT ALL ON THE BURGER. 130 00:04:55,002 --> 00:04:56,022 THEN GIVE ME YOUR BURGER NIGGA 131 00:04:56,018 --> 00:04:57,018 I'M HUNGRY, ANYWAY. 132 00:04:57,017 --> 00:04:59,017 THERE BETTER NOT BE NO PICKLES, NEITHER NIGGA 133 00:04:59,019 --> 00:05:00,019 THERE'S NO PICKLES. 134 00:05:00,021 --> 00:05:02,021 JUST LEAVE ME ALONE! 135 00:05:05,023 --> 00:05:06,023 I'M SORRY. 136 00:05:07,001 --> 00:05:09,001 YOU LYING MOTHER FUCKER I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU! 137 00:05:09,002 --> 00:05:09,022 AH! MY HEART! 138 00:05:09,022 --> 00:05:12,022 AH! AAH! 139 00:05:12,019 --> 00:05:14,009 AAH! AAH! AAAH! AAAH! 140 00:05:14,015 --> 00:05:17,005 [ WHIRRING ] WHOO! 141 00:05:17,010 --> 00:05:20,020 NO! NO! NO! 142 00:05:22,023 --> 00:05:24,013 NO! NO! 143 00:05:24,016 --> 00:05:27,016 NO! AAAAAH! 144 00:05:27,019 --> 00:05:29,009 AAAAAH! 145 00:05:29,015 --> 00:05:30,005 OH! 146 00:05:30,015 --> 00:05:33,015 AAAH! AAAH! AAH! 147 00:05:33,018 --> 00:05:34,008 AAAH! 148 00:05:34,011 --> 00:05:37,021 NIGGA, NIGGA 149 00:05:37,019 --> 00:05:41,999 NIGGA WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME?! 150 00:05:42,002 --> 00:05:47,002 I GOT [CRYING] AAAH! AAAH! AAAAH! 151 00:05:47,004 --> 00:05:48,004 AAAAAH! 152 00:05:48,004 --> 00:05:49,014 AAAH! 153 00:05:49,007 --> 00:05:50,007 AAAAH! 154 00:05:50,015 --> 00:05:52,005 AAAAH-HAH! 155 00:05:52,016 --> 00:05:54,016 AAAAAAAAAH! 156 00:05:54,023 --> 00:05:58,003 FUCK I HATE MY JOB. 157 00:05:58,004 --> 00:06:00,004 FUCKING PICKLES. 158 00:06:03,011 --> 00:06:05,021 [ MEOWS ] ♪ EVERY LITTLE BIT OF MY 159 00:06:12,015 --> 00:06:20,005 HEART FOR YOU ♪ ♪ FOR SO LO-O-O-O-O-NG ♪ 160 00:06:20,008 --> 00:06:21,998 MY NAME IS JEFFERSON. 161 00:06:22,004 --> 00:06:25,014 UH, A COUPLE OF MY FRIENDS KNOW ME AS PAUL. 162 00:06:25,007 --> 00:06:29,017 HI, I'M TRAVIS JENNER, AND I'M A MALE CHEERLEADER, AND I 163 00:06:30,001 --> 00:06:31,001 LIKE GIRLS. 164 00:06:31,004 --> 00:06:31,024 VAGINA! 165 00:06:31,022 --> 00:06:34,012 [ GIGGLES ] WHERE THE LADIES AT? 166 00:06:34,015 --> 00:06:35,015 THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO KNOW. 167 00:06:35,017 --> 00:06:37,007 TOO MANY Y'ALL NIGGAS UP IN HERE. 168 00:06:37,007 --> 00:06:38,007 WHERE THE LADIES AT? 169 00:06:38,010 --> 00:06:41,010 THERE'S JUST ONE THING I ASK -- THAT MY COMPANION LOVES 170 00:06:41,007 --> 00:06:42,017 JILL SCOTT AS MUCH AS I DO. 171 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:44,010 THAT SISTER COULD BLOW. 172 00:06:44,012 --> 00:06:45,022 [ CHUCKLES ] 173 00:06:46,004 --> 00:06:48,024 WHEN I MAKE LOVE TO A WOMAN, I MAKE SURE IT'S DOPE -- SOME 174 00:06:48,020 --> 00:06:52,000 GOOD MUSIC PLAYING, LIKE GEORGE CLINTON OR SOMETHING. 175 00:06:52,004 --> 00:06:53,024 GET ON IN THERE -- GET ON OUT. 176 00:06:53,020 --> 00:07:00,020 MY IDEAL WOMAN WOULD BE VERY, VERY HAIRY, BLUE EYES, GRAY 177 00:07:00,021 --> 00:07:07,011 SKIN, WHISKERS, WITH THE SOFTEST LITTLE PAWS THAT I COULD JUST 178 00:07:07,016 --> 00:07:08,006 GRAB AND KISS ALL DAY. 179 00:07:12,021 --> 00:07:16,001 [ BEEPING ] [ HEARTBEAT ] 180 00:07:16,004 --> 00:07:18,024 AND THERE'S YOUR BABY. 181 00:07:18,017 --> 00:07:19,017 IT'S BEAUTIFUL. 182 00:07:19,021 --> 00:07:22,001 AND HERE'S YOUR LOLLIPOP, BUD. 183 00:07:22,003 --> 00:07:23,023 YOU DON'T HAVE CHERRY? 184 00:07:23,017 --> 00:07:24,007 OH, NO. 185 00:07:24,013 --> 00:07:27,013 YOUR GIRLFRIEND TOOK THE LAST ONE. 186 00:07:27,008 --> 00:07:29,018 [ DING! ] [ CRYING ] 187 00:07:29,019 --> 00:07:30,019 IT'S OKAY, BUDS. 188 00:07:31,001 --> 00:07:33,021 AT LEAST YOU DON'T HAVE GONORRHEA. 189 00:07:34,001 --> 00:07:37,001 UM... 190 00:07:37,002 --> 00:07:39,002 [ CRYING ] [ HEARTBEAT ] 191 00:07:43,022 --> 00:07:47,022 COMING THIS SUMMER, HE'S SHUTTING SHIT DOWN AT THE 192 00:07:47,022 --> 00:07:49,002 MALL. 193 00:07:49,005 --> 00:07:53,015 ALL HE CARES ABOUT IS MONEY AND THE CITY THAT HE'S FROM. 194 00:07:53,022 --> 00:07:58,022 AND HE'S ON ONE. 195 00:07:59,002 --> 00:08:02,002 MY NAME IS DRAKE. 196 00:08:07,022 --> 00:08:09,022 WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO OFFER TO A WOMAN? 197 00:08:09,022 --> 00:08:12,012 UH, LOOK AT THESE PEARLS THAT I'M SELLING IF YOU INTERESTED. 198 00:08:12,014 --> 00:08:14,024 UM, LOVE, COMPASSION, AND SOME OTHER THINGS. 199 00:08:14,017 --> 00:08:16,017 I'VE BEEN AROUND THE BLOCK A COUPLE OF TIMES. 200 00:08:16,018 --> 00:08:20,018 THE FUCK YOU INTO NIGGA FUCK WHY IS THIS LIGHT SO 201 00:08:20,018 --> 00:08:21,998 BRIGHT? 202 00:08:22,004 --> 00:08:24,014 [ SIGHS ] WHAT COLOR DID YOU -- I DON'T 203 00:08:24,011 --> 00:08:25,011 LIKE THIS COLOR. 204 00:08:25,007 --> 00:08:29,017 THIS [SIGHS] FUCK [ SIGHS ] 205 00:08:29,019 --> 00:08:31,019 I'M NEVER GONNA FIND LOVE. 206 00:08:31,023 --> 00:08:35,023 I ALWAYS GOT CAUGHT MASTURBATING BY PRUNE -- THAT'S 207 00:08:35,023 --> 00:08:37,023 MY THIRD-ELDEST CAT. 208 00:08:37,020 --> 00:08:40,020 I JUST TURNED THE COMPUTER SCREEN OFF AND SAID, "GET OUT OF 209 00:08:40,023 --> 00:08:41,023 HERE, PRUNE! 210 00:08:41,019 --> 00:08:43,019 GET OUT OF HERE, PRUNE! 211 00:08:43,019 --> 00:08:53,009 GET OUT OF HERE!" MEOW. 212 00:08:53,015 --> 00:08:56,015 [ LAUGHTER ] THE JELLY -- SERIOUS. 213 00:08:56,018 --> 00:08:57,018 EYE CONTACT. 214 00:08:57,019 --> 00:08:58,009 THERE'S JELLY. 215 00:08:58,015 --> 00:09:00,995 TACO, THE CAMERA'S OVER HERE, MAN. 216 00:09:01,003 --> 00:09:03,023 [ COUGHS ] [ THUD! ] 217 00:09:03,020 --> 00:09:06,010 I GOT THAT SHIT [ LAUGHTER ] 218 00:09:06,012 --> 00:09:07,022 I'M SORRY. 219 00:09:07,020 --> 00:09:09,020 YOU HAD IT COMING. 220 00:09:11,011 --> 00:09:13,021 IT IS HARD BEING 16 AND PREGNANT. 221 00:09:13,020 --> 00:09:16,010 [ POP! POP! POP! ] MY GIRLFRIEND, CARRIE, HELPED 222 00:09:16,009 --> 00:09:21,019 WHEN SHE COULD, BUT SHE WAS SO BUSY. 223 00:09:21,019 --> 00:09:22,009 BABY, COULD YOU GET ME A SODA? 224 00:09:22,016 --> 00:09:25,016 [ SCOFFS ] GET IT YOURSELF. 225 00:09:25,020 --> 00:09:27,000 BUT I'M PREGNANT. 226 00:09:27,006 --> 00:09:29,016 SORRY ABOUT IT. 227 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:33,000 [ SLOSH! SLOSH! ] UGH! 228 00:09:33,004 --> 00:09:35,014 WHY ARE YOU PEEING? 229 00:09:35,011 --> 00:09:37,001 MY WATER BROKE. 230 00:09:37,002 --> 00:09:38,012 UGH, DISGUSTING! 231 00:09:38,016 --> 00:09:40,996 [ CRYING ] DON'T CRY ABOUT IT. 232 00:09:41,005 --> 00:09:42,015 GET THE MOP AND CLEAN IT UP! 233 00:09:42,019 --> 00:09:44,009 COME ON! PUSH! 234 00:09:44,013 --> 00:09:46,023 OH, MY GOD, THAT THING CAN STRETCH! 235 00:09:46,017 --> 00:09:47,017 AAAAAAH! 236 00:09:47,017 --> 00:09:48,007 AAAAAH! 237 00:09:48,009 --> 00:09:52,999 Both: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! 238 00:09:58,001 --> 00:09:59,021 [ FART! ] [ COUGHS ] 239 00:10:00,001 --> 00:10:00,021 AAH. 240 00:10:00,021 --> 00:10:05,001 AAAH SHIT OH, WE LOST IT. 241 00:10:05,002 --> 00:10:06,012 DARN. 242 00:10:06,010 --> 00:10:07,010 NEXT TIME. 243 00:10:07,012 --> 00:10:09,012 NOPE, WE STILL GOT IT. 244 00:10:09,013 --> 00:10:10,013 YOU STILL GOT IT. 245 00:10:10,014 --> 00:10:11,024 ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA NEED YOU TO PUSH ONE LAST TIME. 246 00:10:11,017 --> 00:10:13,007 UH! AAAAAAAAAH! 247 00:10:13,016 --> 00:10:16,016 [ SQUISH! ] DA-DA. 248 00:10:16,017 --> 00:10:18,997 IT'S A BOY. 249 00:10:19,002 --> 00:10:20,022 WAAAH. 250 00:10:23,001 --> 00:10:24,021 [ SNORING LIGHTLY ] [ GAGGING ] 251 00:10:34,003 --> 00:10:40,023 [ COUGHING ] [ LAUGHS ] 252 00:10:40,018 --> 00:10:43,998 [ MUTTERING ] AAAH. 253 00:10:45,013 --> 00:10:46,023 POLTERGEIST. 254 00:10:46,023 --> 00:10:48,023 [ LAUGHTER ] 255 00:10:48,018 --> 00:10:49,008 FURBALL. 256 00:10:49,015 --> 00:10:52,015 THAT WAS ALL BULLSHIT ARE YOU SERIOUS? 257 00:10:52,023 --> 00:10:55,003 I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS GONNA BE THAT. 258 00:10:55,002 --> 00:10:57,012 WE DIDN'T HAVE TO DO ANY OF THIS SHIT 259 00:10:57,011 --> 00:10:58,021 HEY, THAT WAS GENIUS. 260 00:10:58,018 --> 00:11:00,998 NOW NOD YOUR HEAD WITH IT. 261 00:11:01,005 --> 00:11:03,015 NOW -- NOW SWING YOUR ARMS. 262 00:11:03,018 --> 00:11:06,008 [ LAUGHS ] 16864

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