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ALL RIGHT. HERE YOU GO.
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THE LAST -- COME ON, MAN.
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PLEASE.
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I'M GIVING YOU MY JUNK.
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IT'S PEEING ON YOU.
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I HOPE THAT WASN'T NO
CHALLENGE.
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NO, IT ISN'T NO CHALLENGE.
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GO ON. YOU GOT TO DO IT.
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DUDE, I'M SO SCARED RIGHT
NOW.
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YOU HAVE NO IDEA.
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IT'S A CLAM.
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BUT IT'S HUGE.
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UGH! THERE YOU GO.
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UGH.
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[ ROARS ]
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♪ I LIKE CHEESE ♪
♪ I LIKE CHEESE ♪
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♪ I LIKE CHEE-- ♪
♪ I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I ♪
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♪ LI-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-KE ♪
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♪ CHEESE ♪
CHEESE! CHEESE! CHEESE!
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AGHHHHHHHHH! AGHHHHHHHHH!
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LOITER SQUAD.
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AGHHHHHHHHH!
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[ WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING ]
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OH, I'M SO SORRY.
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[ SCREAMING ]
GO BACK TO WHERE YOU CAME
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FROM.
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NO! E.T.!
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MY BIKE WAS NEW.
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SO, LIONEL HAS A SPEAKER
ATTACHED TO HIS STOMACH, AND WE
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HAVE THE MIC.
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WE CAN SAY NASTY STUFF TO
PEOPLE.
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AND BAM'S HERE.
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SPECIAL GUEST.
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HEY, JONAS BROTHERS.
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I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU SO
BAD.
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WHAT YOU DRINKING ON?
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WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN THAT DRINK?
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HUH?
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CAN I HAVE SOME OF YOURDRINK?
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HEY, YOU AIN'T EVEN MOVING
YOUR MOUTH, BUT YOU'RE TALKING
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TO ME?
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LOOK. THIS IS HOW I TALK.
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LET ME SIP ON THE DRINK OR KEEP
IT MOVING.
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YEAH FUCK MY HEARING UP
THAT TIME.
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YO, MAN. YOU GOT A NAPKIN?
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I'VE GOT TO WIPE MY ASS.
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IS THAT YOU TALKING?
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YOU GOT A NAPKIN?
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I GOT TO WIPE MY ASS.
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THAT'S WHAT'S UP. [ LAUGHS ]
[ LAUGHTER ]
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RACHEL. SAY "RACHEL."
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SAY "RACHEL."
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RACHEL.
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HOW DO YOU DO THAT?
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HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME?
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RACHEL.
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OH, SHIT IT'S CHRIS BROWN.
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FUCK UP.
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I DIDN'T SAY THAT.
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YOU LOOK LIKE
LISA "LEFT EYE" LOPES.
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[ LAUGHS ]
HI.
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CAN I GET CHICKEN NOODLE
SOUP, PLEASE?
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BAM.
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[ SLURPS ]
AHH.
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THANK YOU.
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IS IT HOT?
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OF COURSE IT'S HOT.
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IT'S SOUP.
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IT LOOKS A LITTLE HOT.
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IT'S SOUP. IT SHOULD BE HOT.
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HMM.
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OH, MY GOD. CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.
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EXCUSE ME, MA'AM.
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THERE'S HAIR IN MY SOUP.
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[ BURPS ]
HONEY, YOU JUST HAD THAT ON
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YOUR HEAD.
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I DID NOT COME IN WITH THIS.
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NO, IT PROBABLY CAME FROM ONE OF
THE COOKS.
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OKAY. HOLD ON ONE SEC.
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EXCUSE ME, I'M GONNA NEED
ANOTHER SOUP, PLEASE.
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CAN'T EAT THIS.
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HMM. I THINK I MADE A MISTAKE.
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THAT MIGHT HAVE BEEN MY WIG.
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YOU THINK?
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CAN I GET THAT BACK, PLEASE?
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BAM.
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HEY.
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PHONE.
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[ SOBBING ]
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NO CRY.
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NIGGA THEY GOT YOU.
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NO CRY.
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NIGGA YOU IN THE SYSTEM,
NIGGER
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NO CRY!
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I WAS IN THE SHOWER AND --
[ Beep, beep ]
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HOLD ON. HOLD ON NIGGER
I GOT A CALL ON ANOTHER LINE.
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WAIT.
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HELLO?
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ELIOT.
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WHAT YOU DOING?
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IT'S JUST GLASS.
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TRYING TO ESCAPE.
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[ ELECTRICITY BUZZES ]
HOLD UP.
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GOT TO CALL YOU BACK.
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SHIT JUST GOT REAL.
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HEY!
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[ ELECTRICITY BUZZES ]
OH, DAMN!
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[ WHIMPERING ]
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AW...
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THREE ICY...AT ODD FUTURE
DOING SOME CRAZY...BITCH.
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BY THE WAY, WE DO PUNCH BITCHES.
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HEY
OH!
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BLACK FANS!
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NIGGER
WHAT'S UP NIGGER
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HEY, BLACK GUY.
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[ APPLAUSE ]
WHOO!
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SWAG, SWAG, SWAG, SWAG, SWAG,
SWAG.
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OH! [ LAUGHS ]
HEY, GUESS WHAT.
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WHAT?
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WE SHIRTS.
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ALL RIGHT.
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WE'RE SKINS. COOL.
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ALL RIGHT.
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LET'S DO THIS, THEN.
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LET'S GO. BALL UP, SON.
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HEY, DOUBLE TEAM?
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PLAY DEFENSE, ROBERT.
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PLAY DEFENSE.
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DEFENSE.
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THEY GOT NO GAME.
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ON YOUR TOES, MAN.
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AAH!
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COME ON, MAN.
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WHOO!
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UGH!
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WHOO! WHOO!
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HUSTLE. I LIKE THAT HUSTLE.
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YOU GOT NO GAME.
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I DON'T CARE.
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I KNOW I COULD BEAT -- ALL THESE
NIGGAS IS WEAK.
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NO ONE JUST WANTS TO TOUCH THEM,
BOTTOM LINE.
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ONE PLAY. PLAY ONE.
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OH!
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PLAY ONE!
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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OH!
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TURNOVER.
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OH!
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[ SCREAMING ]
THAT'S MY DANCE,
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LIONEL.
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OH!
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[ LAUGHS ]
SCREEN!
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DOWN LOW!
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OH!
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[ BABY CRIES ]
[ LAUGHS ]
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OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD.
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OH, MY GOD.
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YOUR JEAN OUTFIT IS SLAMMING.
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COME HERE.
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LET ME HOLLER AT YOU.
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WHERE'D YOU GET YOUR JEANOUTFIT FROM?
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GOODWILL.
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THE LIQUOR STORE?
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GOODWILL.
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DON'T LIE.
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YEAH.
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YOU DOING ANYTHING LATER?
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YEAH.
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GIVE ME YOUR NUMBER.
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WE SHOULD HANG OUT SOME TIME.
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HUH?
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YEAH. I GOT A NUMBER. 3-3-3 --
HEY, COME ON, MAN.
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WANT TO TAKE MY NUMBER DOWN?
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YEAH.
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310-874...
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OH NIGGA
I'M GONNA FUCK YOU.
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YOU AIN'T GONNA GIVE HIM MY
FUCKING NUMBER.
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THAT NIGGA WAS CRAZY.
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YOU KNOW YOU MESSED UP,
RIGHT?
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WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
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EDWIN TUCKER.
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I SAID, "WHAT IS YOUR NAME."
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AND I SAID, "EDWIN TUCKER."
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[ LAUGHS ]
WE GOT US A LITTLE JOKER HERE.
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YOU FUCKING THINK WE'RE PLAYING.
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I AIN'T FUCKING PLAYING.
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WE GOT THE FUCKING JOKER.
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I THOUGHT --
FUCKING ANSWER THE QUESTION.
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LISTEN, YOU CAN EITHER MAKE
THIS GO EASY OR HARD.
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JUST COOPERATE.
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THAT'S ALL WE ASK.
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AND SPEAK SOME FUCKING
ENGLISH.
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I'M SPEAKING ENGLISH, SIR.
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LOOK AT MY FACE.
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YOU SEE MY FACE?
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I HAVE NOT HAD COFFEE IN THREE
HOURS.
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MY WIFE IS PREGNANT.
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I MIGHT HAVE DIABETES.
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DO I LOOK LIKE THE MOTHER
FUCKER TO PLAY WITH RIGHT NOW?
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PHONE HOME.
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WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG
WITH HIS FINGER?
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NIGGA GOT HERPES.
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WHAT DID YOU SAY?
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PHONE HOME.
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YEAH, HE KILLED HIMSELF.
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WAIT. WAIT. WAIT.
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WHAT?
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SEE WHAT HIS DICK LOOK LIKE.
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[ MEOW! ]
WHY DID YOU GUYS HAVE TO MAKE
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FUN OF E.T.?
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OKAY.
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YOU GUYS DON'T KNOW THE BOND
THAT THEY HAD, OKAY?
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I FELT THAT MOVIE IN MY HEART.
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NOT ONLY IN MY HEART, BUT THE
DARK SECTIONS OF MY BODY.
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WHERE IT'S PAIN AND DARK AND
SHIT
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[ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING ]
[ RECORD SCRATCHES ]
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[ RAP MUSIC PLAYS ]
♪ LOOK LIKE I'M SAYING, "I'M
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SORRY" ♪
♪ TO A...CAN POTENTIALLY
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HARM ME ♪
♪ THAT SKATE HARD, THRASH BLACK
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00:10:02,006 --> 00:10:04,016
HOODIES, TRY SOMETHING ♪
♪ MAKE SURE YOUR...
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FEELINGS END UP UP IN A
GLAD BAG ♪
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♪ ...ALL YOUR OPINIONS, I'M
TYING THEM WITH A SHOESTRING ♪
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♪ ...THE FAT LADY, IT'S
OVER WHEN ALL THE KIDS SING ♪
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♪ KILL PEOPLE, BURN... ♪
♪ ...SCHOOL ♪
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♪ KILL PEOPLE, BURN... ♪
♪ ...SCHOOL ♪
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♪ I'M...RADICAL ♪
♪ WE...RADICAL ♪
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♪ I'M...RADICAL ♪
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[ POP! ]
SURPRISE, NINJA.
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[ GRUNTS ]
[ LAUGHS ]
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THIS IS BAM.
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I JUST WANT A HUG.
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OH, YEAH.
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WHY DO THEY ALWAYS TURN THIS
SHIT INTO SOME GAY SHIT
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EVERY SKIT.
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IT'S GETTING TO BE ABOUT A
NIGGA BEAT UP ANOTHER
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NIGGA
LIKE, YOU SHOULD BEAT HIM UP
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WEARING A DRESS.
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OR HIT HIM IN HIS DICK
WITH YOUR MOUTH.
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