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WHY ARE YOU PUTTING ALL
JELLY?
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'CAUSE YOU DON'T NEED TO PUT
PEANUT BUTTER.
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YES, YOU DO.
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IT'S A PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY
SANDWICH.
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LET'S LISTEN.
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ARE YOU SCARED?
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YEAH, I'M SCARED.
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YOU'RE A BIG NIGGER
ALL RIGHT.
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10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4...
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OOH.
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REALLY?
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ON ME?
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[ GROANS ]
SHIT
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THIS SHIRT IS NEW.
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[ SCOFFS ]
[ LAUGHTER ]
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YO, DID I JUST REALLY SEE
THAT?
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[ GROWL ]
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♪ I LIKE CHEESE ♪
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♪ CHEESE ♪
♪ CHEESE ♪
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[ GRUNTING ]
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SO, THE ART OF LURKING IS TO
BE A CREEP, AND YOU CAN MAKE
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THINGS AS AWKWARD AS HELL.
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CHECK THIS OUT.
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[ TYLER THE CREATOR'S "YONKERS"
PLAYS" ]
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♪ I'M A...WALKING PARADOX ♪
♪ NO, I'M NOT ♪
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♪ THREESOMES WITH A...
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TRICERATOPS ♪
♪ REPTAR ♪
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♪ RAPPING AS I'M MOCKING DEAF
ROCK STARS ♪
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♪ WEARING SYNTHETIC WIGS MADE OF
ANWAR'S DREADLOCKS ♪
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♪ BEDROCK HARDER THAN A...
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FLINTSTONE ♪
♪ MAKING CRACK ROCKS OUT OF...
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FISHBONES ♪
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♪ THIS...JASPER'S TRYING TO GET
GROWN ♪
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♪ ABOUT 5'7" OF HIS...IS IN MY
BEDROOM ♪
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♪ SWALLOW THE CINNAMON ♪
♪ I'M GONNA SCRIBBLE THIS SIN
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AND... ♪
♪ WHILE SYD IS TELLING ME THAT
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SHE'S BEEN GETTING INTIMATE WITH
MEN ♪
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♪ SYD, SHUT THE...UP ♪
♪ HERE'S THE NUMBER TO MY
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THERAPIST ♪
♪ YOU TELL HIM ALL YOUR
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PROBLEMS ♪
♪ HE'S...AWESOME WITH
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LISTENIN' ♪
WALKING A LITTLE CLOSE, PAL.
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♪ OH ♪
♪ WOLF ♪
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♪ HALEY ♪
♪ OH ♪
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♪ GOLF ♪
♪ WANG ♪
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♪ OH ♪
♪ WOLF ♪
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♪ HALEY ♪
♪ GOLF ♪
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♪ WANG ♪
♪ WOLF ♪
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♪ HALEY ♪
YOU'RE TYLER THE CREATOR.
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YOU'RE FREAKING' AWESOME.
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Shh.
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YOU ARE, THOUGH.
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Shh.
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OH, NO.
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GOLF CADDY, WHAT FUCK
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YEAH.
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OH WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS MEAN.
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I'VE SEEN THIS VIDEO ON YouTube.
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R. KELLY.
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NO.
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YOU'RE NOT R. KELLY.
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YOU'RE, UH --
R. KELLY.
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IT'S NOT R. KELLY.
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IT'S GOLF WANG --
IT'S R. KELLY.
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I SAW THE FREAKING --
[ LAUGHS ]
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TYLER.
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YEAH.
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TIGER WOODS.
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MNH-MNH.
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DUDE, I --
WHAT THE --
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[ HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ DOG GROWLING ]
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[ DOG WHIMPERING ]
[ DOG GROWLS ]
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[ WHIMPERING CONTINUES ]
[ Singsong voice ] AWKWARD.
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♪ BLACK COP, BLACK COP ♪
♪ WHAT THEY GONNA DO? ♪
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♪ WHAT THEY GONNA DO WHEN THEY
STEP IN POO POO? ♪
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♪ BLACK COP, BLACK COP ♪
♪ WHAT THEY GONNA DO? ♪
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DON'T YOU DO THAT.
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♪ POO POO ♪
♪ POO POO ♪
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♪ DOO DOO ♪
Both: HEY, HEY.
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FREEZE!
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GET ON THE GROUND!
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YEAH!
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OH FUCK
[ SCREAMS ]
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♪ POO POO ♪
♪ BLACK COP, BLACK COP ♪
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♪ WHAT THEY GONNA DO? ♪
♪ WHAT THEY GONNA DO WHEN YOU
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STEP IN POO POO? ♪
[ GROANING ]
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NO.
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I'M FUCKING HURT.
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"PO-PO" IS FILMED ON LOCATION
IN THE HOOD.
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YEE-HA!
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WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?
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I'M A COWBOY.
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WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
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I CAN TELL.
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ARE YOU GONNA BE IN A TV
SHOW?
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NO.
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WE'RE HERE FOR SNOOP DOGG'S
VIDEO SHOOT.
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OH, HOW EXCITING.
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YEP.
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WOW, WOW.
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[ WHIP CRACKS ]
COWBOYS SAY THE DARNDEST
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THINGS.
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[ WHIP CRACKS ]
WHAT DOES A GAY HORSE EAT?
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CHEESE.
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[ WHIP CRACKS ]
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT
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BUTTER.
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[ WHIP CRACKS ]
I STOLE THIS.
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[ WHIP CRACKS ]
I LIKE MY HORSES LIKE I LIKE MY
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WOMEN...
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STANK.
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TRIGGER, PLEASE.
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[ LAUGHS ]
MY DADDY GOT A JOB.
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A GOOD ONE.
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[ LAUGHS ]
HELL, WHITE PEOPLE JOKES ARE
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WEIRD.
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I THINK "TRIGGER, PLEASE" IS
FUNNY.
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[ SLOOP! ]
[ HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS ]
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[ INDISTINCT TALKING ]
IT'S ORIGINAL.
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THAT'S ORIGINAL, MAN.
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I KNEW IT.
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SURPRISE NINJA!
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[ LAUGHTER ]
[ BIRD SQUAWKS ]
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THURNIS HALEY AT THIS
HONKY-ASS GOLF COURSE, ABOUT
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TO PLAY SOME FUCKING GOLF.
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I AIN'T BEEN ON MY SHIT IN A
MINUTE NIGGER I GOT KIDS,
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BILLS, KIDS, AND OTHER SHIT
NIGGER.
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I AM SWEATING.
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IT IS.
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PRACTICE RUN.
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[ LAUGHS ]
NIGGER
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LOOK AT THAT BITCH.
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FORE!
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WHOO!
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HOW YOU DOING?
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OKAY.
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JUST FILMING SOMETHING FOR
THE GOLF CHANNEL.
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OKAY.
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DO YOU LIKE GOLFING?
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YEAH.
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DO YOU LIKE BALLS?
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HUH?
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ME, TOO.
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HUH?
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WHAT DID YOU SAY?
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DO I LIKE GOLF BALLS?
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YES.
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YEAH.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
BALLS, NIGGER.
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YOU BETTER DANCE, YOU VERMIN.
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[ SCREAMS ]
[ ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYS ]
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[ WOLF HOWLS ]
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IT'S SUCH A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT
TONIGHT.
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I HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL YOU.
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WHEN THE CLOCK HITS 12:00 --
YOUR BREATH STINKS.
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I TURN INTO --
[ SCREAMS ]
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[ LAUGHTER ]
THAT WAS TERRIBLE.
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THAT WAS SO BAD.
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SO BAD.
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YEP.
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WHO THE FUCK TOLD HIM TO
HARLEM SHAKE DOWN?
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NIGGER
LITERALLY JUST DID THIS.
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[ SCREAMS ]
[ LAUGHTER ]
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M
SUPPOSED TO DO.
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SUCH A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT
TONIGHT.
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IT IS REALLY SUCH A BEAUTIFUL
NIGHT, BABY, BUT I HAVE
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SOMETHING TERRIBLE TO TELL YOU.
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WHEN THE MOON IS FULL AND THE
CLOCK STRIKES 12:00, TERRIBLE
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THINGS HAPPEN.
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IT'S HAPPENING.
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[ SCREAMS ]
[ SCREAMS ]
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XZIBIT.
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YEAH.
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WHAT THE FUCK
DON'T ASK ME TO PIMP YOUR
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SHIT EITHER.
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COME ON, BITCH.
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LET'S GO.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
RIGHT THERE.
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OH, MY GOSH.
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THAT WAS AMAZING.
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FIRST FUCKING GO.
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THAT'S CALLED TALENT.
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[ APPLAUSE ]
[ LAUGHS ]
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OH SHIT DAMN, THAT WAS
GOOD.
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SURPRISE NINJA!
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[ SCREAMS ]
OH SHIT
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FAIL.
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HE HIT NOBODY.
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WHY ARE YOU LETTING HIM BE
THE NINJA?
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YOU SUCK.
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HE IS THE WORST NINJA EVER.
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IT DOESN'T MATTER.
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I GOT Y'ALL.
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[ POLICE RADIO CHATTER ]
OFFICER MORGAN HERE WITH
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OFFICER PALMER.
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WE'RE AT THE CHICO'S RESIDENCE.
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WE GOT A CALL FOR A DOMESTIC
DISPUTE.
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THIRD TIME HERE THIS MONTH.
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ALL RIGHT.
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LET'S DO THIS.
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[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
CHICO, WE GOT A CALL.
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[ GLASS BREAKING ]
OH, WHAT THE HELL?
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WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?
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[ BABY CRYING ]
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?
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WHOA.
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WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
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WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE,
CHICO?
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HEY, PUT THE BALL DOWN!
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WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?
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WHAT'S THAT IN YOUR HANDS?
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OH SHIT
HE HAS SOMETHING IN HIS HANDS.
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DROP THE WEAPON!
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DROP THE WEAPON NOW!
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EAT THE GROUND!
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CALM DOWN!
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IS HE DOWN?
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YEAH.
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CHECK HIS PULSE.
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YEAH, I CHECKED HIS PULSE.
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OH, WHAT IS THIS?
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THAT'S THE WEAPON HE HAD.
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HE HAD A KNIFE IN HIS HAND.
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THAT'S IT.
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HAD A KNIFE IN HIS HAND.
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THAT'S WHY WE SHOT HIM.
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YEAH.
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THAT'S WHY.
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YOU SEEN HIM.
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YOU SEEN HIM COME AT ME WITH THE
KNIFE, RIGHT, CAMERAMAN?
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HE ALMOST KILLED HIM.
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HEY, WE'RE HERE AT THE SKATE
PARK WITH MY MAN ROBERT...
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HEY.
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...TYLER, AND SAGAN.
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I'M NOT HERE.
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WE'RE GONNA PLAY SKATE-OFF IN
THIS SIX-TAIL WE'RE SITTING ON.
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THE LOSER HAS TO EAT SOME
NASTY-ASS SHIT
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YEAH.-ASS SHIT
NOT ME.
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[ Rapping ] ♪ GOT ALL THE
BLACK BITCHES MAD ♪
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♪ 'CAUSE MY MAIN BITCH VANILLA ♪
[ LAUGHTER ]
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[ DING! ]
LOSER.
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[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
YEAH!
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WOO!
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[ DING! ]
OH.
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SAGAN!
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[ DING! ]
ONE MORE TIME.
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ONE MORE TIME, TY.
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[ CHEERS ]
SO, IF HE DOESN'T LAND THIS,
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HE'S DONE.
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FUCKING DONE FOR.
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[ LAUGHS ]
[ DING! ]
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TAKE THAT, BUDDY!
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WHOO!
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SINCE HE LOST, HE HAS TO EAT
THIS UNDER ANY CONDITION, ALL
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RIGHT?
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ALL OF IT.
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EAT IT!
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ROBERT!
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[ LAUGHS ]
All: [ Chanting ] ROBERT!
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ROBERT! ROBERT! ROBERT! ROBERT!
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[ COUGHING ]
[ LAUGHTER ]
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OH SHIT
OH, MY GOD.
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[ SCREAMS ]
[ GAGGING ]
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GO!
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[ SCREAMING ]
OH, MY GOD.
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WAIT.
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[ COUGHING ]
[ SCREAMING ]
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HE CAN'T DO IT.
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[ COUGHING CONTINUES ]
OH, HE'S PUKING.
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EAT IT!
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OH, MY GOD.
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EAT IT!
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[ SCREAMING ]
[ COUGHING ]
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[ SCREAMING CONTINUES ]
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OH, MY GOD.
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THAT SHIT WAS NASTY.
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OH, MY GOD.
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DUDE, THAT'S NOT COOL.
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THAT SHIT NOT COOL.
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8, 7 --
[ LAUGHS ]
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[ GROANS ]
[ CRASH ]
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[ GROANS ]
[ SCREAMS ]
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XZIBIT.
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WE COULDN'T AFFORD THE
NIGGER FROM "TWILIGHT," YOU
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KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
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[ LAUGHTER ]
ARE YOU ALLOWED TO DRIVE A
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GOLF CART?
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DO I LOOK LIKE I'M ALLOWED TO
DRIVE A GOLF CART?
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NO.
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