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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,800 --> 00:00:14,800 NUTMEG MOVIES presents 2 00:00:17,200 --> 00:00:21,200 In collaboration with TV2 with support from Danish Film Institute 3 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:31,000 - Crap weather. - But the fall colors are beautiful. 4 00:00:31,300 --> 00:00:35,400 Not a damn thing is happening. No one walks by here. 5 00:00:35,700 --> 00:00:38,800 That's kinda what I like about it. Peace and quiet. 6 00:00:39,100 --> 00:00:43,500 I wouldn't mind a couple of girls jogging by. 7 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:46,900 - Well ... - Let's have a beer. 8 00:00:47,200 --> 00:00:50,200 - Why not grab one now? - No, I don't have time. 9 00:00:50,500 --> 00:00:55,200 Mia is alone with Fie. We're struggling with the christening. 10 00:00:55,500 --> 00:00:57,800 The christening? It's in 2 weeks! 11 00:00:58,100 --> 00:01:01,000 The final details and all that. Mia's going through the roof. 12 00:01:01,300 --> 00:01:03,600 - You're welcome to stop by. - Now? 13 00:01:03,900 --> 00:01:05,600 No! In 2 weeks. 14 00:02:28,500 --> 00:02:32,700 Yes ... I'd like to welcome you all. 15 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:36,000 Thank you for coming to our christening celebration. 16 00:02:36,300 --> 00:02:39,200 And a special thank you to our nanny, Tuss. 17 00:02:39,500 --> 00:02:42,900 She and Fie have become great friends. 18 00:02:43,200 --> 00:02:45,400 The delivery was a bit rough. 19 00:02:45,700 --> 00:02:51,800 Malthe weighed in at almost 4.5 kilos. It took everyone by surprise. 20 00:02:52,100 --> 00:02:55,500 Lars, our dear friend, has made some lovely food for us. 21 00:02:55,900 --> 00:02:58,800 Yes, temptations of all sorts. Sausage rolls for the kids - 22 00:02:59,100 --> 00:03:02,500 - and delicacies you can munch on throughout the day. 23 00:03:02,900 --> 00:03:06,000 - Bueno apetito! - Cheers, everyone. And welcome. 24 00:03:06,300 --> 00:03:08,700 It's lovely to see you. 25 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:10,800 Delicious and home-made. 26 00:03:11,100 --> 00:03:14,400 Select produce. Keeping it simple. Family food. 27 00:03:17,100 --> 00:03:21,200 - Isn't Casper coming? - No, we didn't invite him. 28 00:03:21,500 --> 00:03:25,500 It's a family affair, and he doesn't really fit in. Right, Frank? 29 00:03:25,800 --> 00:03:28,800 - Right. - Hello! Hi! 30 00:03:29,100 --> 00:03:32,100 Hi. Hi, everyone. 31 00:03:32,400 --> 00:03:36,600 - Congratulations. Mia, take this. - Long time no see! 32 00:03:36,900 --> 00:03:42,500 Sorry, I skipped the church. Hope that was okay. 33 00:03:42,800 --> 00:03:47,500 I just want to say: A wise man once said: 34 00:03:47,800 --> 00:03:53,200 You choose your friends, you get a family. 35 00:03:53,500 --> 00:03:57,300 Your unity is beautiful. We just watch it in awe. 36 00:03:57,600 --> 00:04:03,900 I'm single, so I look at it with eyes that just try to take it all in. 37 00:04:04,200 --> 00:04:08,800 So congratulations on that, and cheers everyone. I'm sorry I was late. 38 00:04:09,100 --> 00:04:11,000 Cheers! 39 00:04:12,700 --> 00:04:14,900 And congratulations to you! 40 00:04:15,200 --> 00:04:19,200 - I'm not sure what we agreed. - Well, he's your responsibility. 41 00:04:19,500 --> 00:04:22,600 How old are you? You're older, I can see that. 42 00:04:22,900 --> 00:04:27,000 - I just turned 21. - Okay! Perfect. 43 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:32,400 - Having fun, Bo? - Definitely. 44 00:04:32,700 --> 00:04:36,800 - Our camping trip was ages ago. - Yes, it's been a while. 45 00:04:37,100 --> 00:04:41,400 - When was it, anyway? - Five years ago, Frank. 46 00:04:42,700 --> 00:04:48,300 - Has it really been five years? - Yes. It's not something one forgets. 47 00:04:49,900 --> 00:04:52,600 - Right ... I'd better mingle. - Yes. 48 00:04:52,900 --> 00:04:58,000 - Dad, I can't find my teddy bear. - Oh? Let's go look for it. 49 00:04:58,300 --> 00:05:02,200 - Did you have it upstairs, sweetie? - I don't know. 50 00:05:12,100 --> 00:05:15,000 - What the hell, Frank? - What are you doing? 51 00:05:15,300 --> 00:05:19,400 - What we're doing? We're talking. - I want my teddy bear. 52 00:05:19,700 --> 00:05:22,100 - She needs her teddy bear. - Yes ... 53 00:05:22,400 --> 00:05:25,400 You have it in your hand! 54 00:05:25,700 --> 00:05:30,400 - Sweetie, go downstairs. - There's nothing going on down there. 55 00:05:32,200 --> 00:05:35,100 - That's why she won't sleep with it? - Honey ... 56 00:05:35,400 --> 00:05:37,400 It can be washed. 57 00:05:38,400 --> 00:05:41,600 I don't think it got soiled. 58 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:45,200 - He just held it to cover it up. - It smells. 59 00:05:45,500 --> 00:05:50,800 Old teddy bear smell, that's all. Old crotch smells entirely different. 60 00:05:51,100 --> 00:05:54,200 I'll talk to him tomorrow. We're meeting at the publisher's. 61 00:05:54,500 --> 00:05:56,500 About the friendship book. 62 00:06:03,500 --> 00:06:05,500 The manuscript is finished. 63 00:06:05,900 --> 00:06:11,600 I read it this weekend, and you sure get your money's worth here. 64 00:06:11,900 --> 00:06:15,600 - It'll be a great book. - Listen, boys. I read it. 65 00:06:15,900 --> 00:06:19,000 Let me tell you, it's world-class! 66 00:06:19,300 --> 00:06:23,200 That book has it all! It'll be a humongous seller. 67 00:06:23,500 --> 00:06:27,500 It's our retirement plan right there. The first book from the Golden Boys. 68 00:06:27,800 --> 00:06:32,000 - It'll take off big time. - I agree with Ulrich. 69 00:06:32,300 --> 00:06:35,600 - There are no guarantees. - We start out with 100,000 copies. 70 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:39,900 That depends on the reactions at the retailers ... 71 00:06:40,200 --> 00:06:44,000 I'm in with the big companies. I've sold the first 75,000 copies. 72 00:06:44,300 --> 00:06:47,800 - Sure. If you can guarantee sales ... - I totally guarantee it. 73 00:06:48,100 --> 00:06:52,100 There are a few details to discuss. But that's normal procedure. 74 00:06:52,400 --> 00:06:55,200 - We need to read it first. - What? 75 00:06:57,900 --> 00:07:01,400 That'll have to be quick, or we won't make it by Christmas. 76 00:07:01,700 --> 00:07:05,000 - I didn't know we had to read it. - Me neither! I'm never reading it. 77 00:07:05,300 --> 00:07:08,200 - You didn't read it? - No, and I'm not going to. 78 00:07:08,500 --> 00:07:11,000 Me neither. I'm so tied up at home. 79 00:07:11,300 --> 00:07:15,900 - Let's have a beer. A quick one? - No, I have to get home. 80 00:07:16,200 --> 00:07:18,500 - Why? - Mia's stuck with everything. 81 00:07:18,800 --> 00:07:22,300 - Come on! Have a beer with me! - We don't have a nanny anymore. 82 00:07:22,600 --> 00:07:27,000 - Who did you think you were boinking? - 'Boinking' ...? 83 00:07:27,300 --> 00:07:30,000 - Intercourse. - Cousin Andreas's daughter. 84 00:07:30,300 --> 00:07:33,900 Fie's nanny. We had to let her go when Mia found out. 85 00:07:34,200 --> 00:07:38,600 The redhead? Oh, okay. There's no way I could've known that! 86 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:43,800 - Is Mia upset? - That's putting it mildly! She's livid. 87 00:07:47,900 --> 00:07:50,400 - Have you put on weight? - Me? 88 00:07:50,700 --> 00:07:56,200 When we first met you were 75 kilos. Ladies, partying ... 89 00:07:56,500 --> 00:07:58,000 And now? 90 00:07:58,300 --> 00:08:02,300 - I can still take you down. - No, you can't! 91 00:08:05,300 --> 00:08:08,600 - Defend yourself! - You're waking up Malthe! 92 00:08:08,900 --> 00:08:11,200 God damn it! 93 00:08:13,500 --> 00:08:17,400 He just fell asleep! There goes the routine. Damn it ... 94 00:08:17,800 --> 00:08:19,800 He'll go back to sleep. 95 00:08:20,100 --> 00:08:24,200 The kitchen's a mess! And you don't help even though you're on paternity leave! 96 00:08:24,500 --> 00:08:28,000 - Sure, I do, honey. - No, you don't! Look at it! 97 00:08:28,300 --> 00:08:32,800 Casper came to apologize for the thing with Tuss. 98 00:08:33,100 --> 00:08:37,000 Some other time, Casper. I don't have time for that now. Can you sense that? 99 00:08:37,300 --> 00:08:42,200 - Yes. - And no more pictures of your willy! 100 00:08:43,400 --> 00:08:45,600 Do you get it? 101 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:49,100 What the hell was that? I never sent anything to Mia. 102 00:08:49,400 --> 00:08:52,400 - She saw my phone ... - You let her check your phone? 103 00:08:52,800 --> 00:08:56,400 - There's nothing she shouldn't see. - Apparently there is. 104 00:08:56,700 --> 00:09:00,200 Alright, the one picture. 105 00:09:00,500 --> 00:09:04,600 What the hell kind of life are you making for yourself here? 106 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:11,000 - What the hell is this? - Listen, we're a nuclear family ... 107 00:09:11,300 --> 00:09:15,100 That comes with some stuff that isn't always practical. 108 00:09:15,400 --> 00:09:18,900 Well, see ya. I have to deal with this now. 109 00:09:19,200 --> 00:09:21,800 Bye, Frank. 110 00:09:27,500 --> 00:09:31,200 Don't forget baby swimming today. 111 00:09:32,500 --> 00:09:35,700 - Why? Do you have plans? - I can't go in the water. 112 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:38,900 The vagina-anus region has to heal first. 113 00:09:39,200 --> 00:09:43,300 - Oh, right. - That's what the doctor said. 114 00:09:46,700 --> 00:09:49,200 What ... what's this?! 115 00:09:49,500 --> 00:09:52,900 - Have you seen this, honey? - Yes. 116 00:09:53,200 --> 00:09:56,600 - "Casper sells luxury mansion." - He's probably working the market. 117 00:09:56,900 --> 00:10:02,700 Starts over in the States. "I'm all in," says the successful entertainer. 118 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:08,000 - Well, we don't see him much. - He's had loads of chances to tell me. 119 00:10:12,300 --> 00:10:14,500 Oh, excuse me ... 120 00:10:15,800 --> 00:10:20,800 Voice mail. Honey, I'll pop over ... I need to ... 121 00:10:21,100 --> 00:10:24,100 What about baby swimming? You can't go. 122 00:10:24,400 --> 00:10:26,600 - One hour. - Tops! 123 00:10:39,500 --> 00:10:41,600 Cuckoo! 124 00:10:41,900 --> 00:10:45,400 - Casper? - Frank? Hi! 125 00:10:45,700 --> 00:10:48,100 - Hi. - What are you doing here? 126 00:10:48,400 --> 00:10:52,100 - I was reading the paper ... - Okay. Yeah, I'm moving to the States. 127 00:10:52,400 --> 00:10:55,100 - Yes, I saw that. - I'm heading out now. 128 00:10:55,400 --> 00:10:59,600 I can't even offer you anything. I'm waiting for my driver. 129 00:10:59,900 --> 00:11:03,800 So, this is probably your last time here. 130 00:11:04,100 --> 00:11:08,800 - This is insane ... - Don't sit on that. It was just done. 131 00:11:09,100 --> 00:11:15,100 - Weren't you gonna say goodbye? - I'm no good at that, Frank. 132 00:11:15,400 --> 00:11:22,000 I was just gonna go. You'd be fine here and 'pling' we'd email each other. 133 00:11:22,300 --> 00:11:24,300 Pictures and stuff. 134 00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:29,200 - But you should say goodbye ... - It's not like we're dating. 135 00:11:29,500 --> 00:11:31,600 No, sure. Thanks a lot. 136 00:11:31,900 --> 00:11:36,300 - But we do stuff together ... - We never do anything together. 137 00:11:36,600 --> 00:11:39,000 - The friendship book. - It's finished. 138 00:11:39,300 --> 00:11:43,200 - It hasn't been approved yet. - Then approve it. 139 00:11:43,500 --> 00:11:50,000 But there's other stuff. I have thousands of ideas for future projects. 140 00:11:50,300 --> 00:11:53,300 We haven't had fun in years. 141 00:11:53,600 --> 00:11:56,100 - I think we have fun. - When were we last out? 142 00:11:56,400 --> 00:12:01,200 A real night out. A hush-hush night. When did we last do that? 143 00:12:01,500 --> 00:12:05,600 I'm not blaming you! You've got your hands full with the kids and Mia. 144 00:12:05,900 --> 00:12:09,300 You're a family man! But I'm in a different place. 145 00:12:09,600 --> 00:12:14,300 There's nothing here for me! So I'm taking off. 146 00:12:22,100 --> 00:12:24,900 Could you grab the bird? 147 00:12:28,900 --> 00:12:33,400 - Will you take it to Iben? - Aren't you taking it with you? 148 00:12:33,700 --> 00:12:38,600 I can't bring it to the States. So, could you take it to Iben's? 149 00:12:38,900 --> 00:12:42,300 It's her week. We have shared custody. 150 00:12:42,600 --> 00:12:46,100 Take care. Bye-bye. 151 00:12:46,400 --> 00:12:49,900 Alright? Bye-bye. Say hi to the family. 152 00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:25,000 - Hi, Iben, I was to bring this to you. - 'Bring'? 153 00:13:25,300 --> 00:13:30,400 - From Casper. Your shared cockatoo. - Never heard about it. I don't want it. 154 00:13:30,700 --> 00:13:36,600 - Then why did he say it's yours? - I can't help it if you fell for that. 155 00:13:36,900 --> 00:13:39,600 - I think it belongs here. - No, it doesn't. There. Go. 156 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:43,500 Tell him that when he's man enough to look after his daughter - 157 00:13:43,900 --> 00:13:47,600 - I'll consider looking after his lame peacock for five minutes. 158 00:13:47,900 --> 00:13:53,000 But until then, he can go fuck himself. Take the damn chicken away! 159 00:14:06,200 --> 00:14:10,100 - Oh my God, what now? - I can't handle talking about it. 160 00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:15,300 And I can't handle that you're not here in time for baby swimming. 161 00:14:16,200 --> 00:14:20,100 You say: 1, 2, 3. Lift the baby - 162 00:14:20,400 --> 00:14:24,900 - and push it gently to the other parent. 163 00:14:25,200 --> 00:14:29,700 - I'm relatively shaken, honey. - Focus. 164 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:32,900 1, 2, 3, now. 165 00:14:37,400 --> 00:14:42,100 - It's a pretty bizarre goodbye, honey. - There's nothing you can do, honey. 166 00:14:42,400 --> 00:14:46,400 - No, but ... - Let it go. Don't obsess over it. 167 00:14:46,700 --> 00:14:49,900 He found a house over there! He's not coming back! 168 00:14:50,200 --> 00:14:53,700 And he's completely abandoning me. 169 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:58,000 - Okay, send him to me. - I just did. 170 00:14:58,300 --> 00:15:00,200 Where is he? 171 00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:02,900 Has someone seen a baby? 172 00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:08,700 Sweetie! 173 00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:20,100 He's gone! 174 00:15:20,400 --> 00:15:24,400 Jackass! Why didn't you grab him when she said 'now'? 175 00:15:24,700 --> 00:15:28,400 She didn't say now! She really didn't, honey. 176 00:15:29,700 --> 00:15:31,800 - I did say 'now'. - No. 177 00:15:32,100 --> 00:15:35,000 - I said: 1, 2, 3, now. - Well, I didn't hear you. 178 00:15:35,300 --> 00:15:38,300 - I did say it. - I'm not sure you did. 179 00:15:38,600 --> 00:15:40,500 I did. 180 00:15:40,800 --> 00:15:44,400 I was a bit out of it because Casper left for the States. 181 00:15:44,700 --> 00:15:48,900 I think it's great that he went. He's a party animal. 182 00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:51,500 - It's true! - Sure he is. 183 00:15:51,900 --> 00:15:56,200 Do you know what, Mom? He sends Frank pictures of him having sex. 184 00:15:56,500 --> 00:15:58,200 May I see? 185 00:15:59,400 --> 00:16:02,000 - They're not ... - They're on your phone. 186 00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:08,200 - I deleted them. - Let me see. 187 00:16:10,400 --> 00:16:14,900 - Oh, you didn't delete them. - Are they still there? 188 00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:17,900 Oh, my ... 189 00:16:21,500 --> 00:16:25,000 - Is that her head? - Yes, it's a standing 69. 190 00:16:25,300 --> 00:16:30,300 Why is her head upside down? And what's that thing right there? 191 00:16:30,600 --> 00:16:35,500 It's gag drool. When the willy hits the throat, she starts salivating. 192 00:16:35,900 --> 00:16:39,700 - Not much love in that. - It's pornography. 193 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:43,900 - I don't want to look at it. - I for one think it's good he's gone. 194 00:16:45,600 --> 00:16:51,600 - You have nothing in common anymore. - Find a new friend, Frank. 195 00:16:52,700 --> 00:16:57,900 We have a blast, Frank. It's me and five other famous dads - 196 00:16:58,200 --> 00:17:03,100 - and Claus Meyer shows us how to make exotic lunch boxes for the kids. 197 00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:09,200 - Who's your best friend, Lars? - No doubt about that! It's Tina. 198 00:17:10,900 --> 00:17:13,200 They're asleep, honey. 199 00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:18,300 - Frank asked who my best friend is. - And what did you say? 200 00:17:18,600 --> 00:17:21,000 I said: Tina. 201 00:17:22,800 --> 00:17:29,300 A great buddy. We have the rule here in our Little Tuscany - 202 00:17:29,600 --> 00:17:32,400 - that every night, when we go to bed, Tina says: 203 00:17:32,700 --> 00:17:35,700 I love you, Lars. 204 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:41,200 And the first thing out of Lars's mouth in the morning is: 205 00:17:41,500 --> 00:17:46,000 - I love you, Tina. - Yeah. 206 00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:51,100 But your food is always ... What, honey? 207 00:17:51,400 --> 00:17:52,900 Grab Malthe's bag. 208 00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:59,100 ... so these caring grownups volunteer to watch out for the young. 209 00:17:59,400 --> 00:18:03,400 - It's not entirely safe. - Have you ever been in danger? 210 00:18:03,700 --> 00:18:06,700 - Yeah, sure. - So, honey. Let's go. 211 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:10,600 - Lars is a Night Owl. - Oh, okay. 212 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:14,300 Remember we talked about making a difference? 213 00:18:14,600 --> 00:18:16,300 Okay ... 214 00:18:16,600 --> 00:18:20,400 - There. - Damn, what an idiot. 215 00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:23,600 Bye-bye! 216 00:18:25,100 --> 00:18:28,500 It's funny that they've named their house. 217 00:18:28,900 --> 00:18:33,400 We should do that too, honey. We could call it ... 218 00:18:33,700 --> 00:18:37,300 .... Chestnut Grove or something. What do you think? 219 00:18:37,600 --> 00:18:42,700 I'm wondering what I should do now. Work-wise, everything's changed. 220 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:47,500 Casper is gone. Maybe I should start a blog. 221 00:18:47,900 --> 00:18:53,300 I often get hopping mad over stuff. I could get it all out in a blog. 222 00:18:55,500 --> 00:18:58,700 Do you think you love me as much as Lars loves Tina? 223 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:02,700 Honey, if you're banking on some adult entertainment, you can drop it. 224 00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:07,600 - I can't handle it right now. - That's not what I was talking about. 225 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:12,300 - But you're touching me and everything. - Yes! 226 00:19:12,600 --> 00:19:15,500 I can't handle it! I'm under so much pressure! 227 00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:19,600 - I'm not talking about sex! - Oh? 228 00:19:19,900 --> 00:19:23,500 And besides I can't do it yet. In case you hadn't noticed. 229 00:19:23,800 --> 00:19:28,400 My peepee hasn't healed yet. And ... I mean ... 230 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:33,500 We need to go shopping tomorrow. We're out of diapers. 231 00:19:33,800 --> 00:19:36,900 - Do you hear me?! - Yes. Nice overview. 232 00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:40,100 Well, you don't have it. 233 00:19:52,300 --> 00:19:54,500 Where did we park? 234 00:19:55,600 --> 00:19:59,000 - Well? - Level 3. Like last time you asked. 235 00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:04,000 Excuse me ... Oh, hi Frank! 236 00:20:04,300 --> 00:20:07,000 - Hi, Nikolaj! - Hi. 237 00:20:07,300 --> 00:20:09,500 - Nikolaj. - My wife, Mia. 238 00:20:09,800 --> 00:20:13,100 - Mia. - Nikolaj. What a coincidence! 239 00:20:13,400 --> 00:20:18,500 Yes! Great news about Casper! Dropping everything and taking off. 240 00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:22,100 Yes. It's pretty wild. 241 00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:24,900 - An adventure. - And what are you up to? 242 00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:28,300 Frank isn't doing much. He's going to start blogging. 243 00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:32,900 - No, I'm not going to blog, honey. - I thought you wanted to. 244 00:20:33,200 --> 00:20:38,100 No. I had an idea for a movie about bloggers. 245 00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:42,100 - A feature film about bloggers. - Right. 246 00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:46,700 And I have a friendship book coming out. A book with Casper and me. 247 00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:54,900 - It could very well be a giant success. - Hell, yeah. 248 00:20:56,700 --> 00:21:00,200 I have to tell you, Nikolaj ... you're so good as that knight ... 249 00:21:00,500 --> 00:21:05,700 - Thank you. You watch the series? - Oh, yes! 250 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:08,900 - I'm a big fan. - Wow. Thank you. 251 00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:13,200 - This is our level. - No, this is level 2. 252 00:21:13,500 --> 00:21:15,200 Come on, honey. 253 00:21:15,500 --> 00:21:18,500 - Great seeing you. - It was lovely, Nikolaj. 254 00:21:18,900 --> 00:21:20,900 This is stupid. 255 00:21:22,500 --> 00:21:26,400 God, he's handsome in real life. 256 00:21:27,500 --> 00:21:29,400 FRIENDSHIP THROUGH STORMS 257 00:21:29,700 --> 00:21:35,300 Remove the papers, we're decorating. Remove the papers, please! 258 00:21:38,200 --> 00:21:42,400 I'll just ... take care of the laundry. 259 00:21:42,700 --> 00:21:48,500 Ole and I are moving in, so that we can give you a hand. 260 00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:52,700 - Is there an end-date on that project? - No, not at all. 261 00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:59,000 Let me just put the laundry basket here ... Yes, super. 262 00:21:59,300 --> 00:22:04,900 - Honey, I'll finish reading upstairs. - No, Dad's napping up there. 263 00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:07,900 - In my bed? - Yes. 264 00:22:09,300 --> 00:22:13,500 He's tired. He's an elderly man, Frank. 265 00:22:55,900 --> 00:22:59,500 Oh, man. Seriously, Christensen ... 266 00:23:26,400 --> 00:23:28,200 - Honey? - Yes. 267 00:23:28,500 --> 00:23:32,200 I have to go to the States. To see Casper. 268 00:23:32,500 --> 00:23:37,100 - You can't. You're on paternity leave. - But you have Ole and Pykker now! 269 00:23:37,400 --> 00:23:41,200 - Uhm, they just sit and watch TV. - I have to try to salvage it! 270 00:23:41,500 --> 00:23:45,900 - Why were you outside all night? - Because the book is really good! 271 00:23:46,200 --> 00:23:51,600 He shouldn't sell the damn house. He's a moron, but he's my friend! 272 00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:56,100 - I'm going over there to get him back. - No! I don't think ... 273 00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:01,900 I'm off to LA! 274 00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:06,100 - Mom, did you hear that? - Yes, he's off to LA? 275 00:24:06,400 --> 00:24:09,500 - He can't. Didn't you tell him no? - Yes! 276 00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:13,100 - Majorca? - No! He's going to see Casper. 277 00:25:32,600 --> 00:25:35,100 Frank? Up here! 278 00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:37,100 Hi! 279 00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:40,200 - What do you think? - It's steep, huh? 280 00:25:40,500 --> 00:25:44,300 - It's a mountain! - My bag almost rolled away from me. 281 00:25:44,600 --> 00:25:46,300 It's a mountain, Frank! 282 00:25:50,100 --> 00:25:51,000 Wow. 283 00:25:51,300 --> 00:25:54,700 Place to hang out, playing backgammon, chillin'. 284 00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:57,600 - But here's the best part! - A pool? 285 00:26:02,500 --> 00:26:03,900 My buddy, Jason. 286 00:26:13,700 --> 00:26:16,500 The girls are just a bit of eye candy. 287 00:26:16,900 --> 00:26:19,300 Do you ... do them? 288 00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:23,800 Yes, I got a pussy snout only this morning. 289 00:26:24,100 --> 00:26:26,900 Your snout in the pussy. And then three snorts. 290 00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:30,300 - Three breaths? - Yes. Kicks off your day! 291 00:26:30,600 --> 00:26:34,200 - A pussy snout for you coming up! - The one in orange is cute. 292 00:26:34,500 --> 00:26:39,100 That's Cille. My daughter. Yes, she's cute, Frank. 293 00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:41,900 - Cille! Say hi to Frank! - Hi, Frank. 294 00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:44,900 - Hi, Cille! - Put the book down when you say hi. 295 00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:47,800 Hopeless. Ignore her. Let's find your room. 296 00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:54,200 - The Jason fella ... - He's awesome! 297 00:26:54,500 --> 00:26:58,000 - I call him Battle Cat. - Battle Cat? I never heard of him. 298 00:26:58,300 --> 00:27:02,100 I talk about Battle Cat all the time! Perfect right? 299 00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:06,500 - It's lovely. - King-size bed, the works. And look! 300 00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:11,800 Look at this. Wow, man! Satisfaction that blows your mind. 301 00:27:12,100 --> 00:27:15,900 - Wow, looking good. - Isn't it great? 302 00:27:16,200 --> 00:27:18,400 CC in Hollywood. 303 00:27:18,700 --> 00:27:22,900 You don't actually say Hollywood when you live here. Danes always go: 304 00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:26,100 "Woohoo Hollywood". Like you just did. 305 00:27:26,400 --> 00:27:29,400 Let's have a drink! I'll mix a few! 306 00:27:29,700 --> 00:27:33,100 Have a shower and join us. I'll be with the girls. And Battle Cat! 307 00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:39,100 - I'd like five minutes with you. - Sure! We just had five minutes! 308 00:27:46,600 --> 00:27:49,800 - Hey, Frank! Join us! - I just ... 309 00:27:54,300 --> 00:27:58,100 - Pool prank, Frank. - I'll go say hi to Cille. 310 00:28:00,300 --> 00:28:04,100 - A cactus ... - Yeah, we have it all over here. 311 00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:08,600 - Hi. - I didn't say proper hello. 312 00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:13,000 I haven't seen you in years. Imagine you here, too. 313 00:28:13,300 --> 00:28:15,800 - You're not the only one from home. - Right! 314 00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:18,800 - My jaws hurt from speaking English. - You just arrived. 315 00:28:19,100 --> 00:28:23,300 Sure, but I talked to people on the plane and at the airport. I'm wrecked. 316 00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:25,600 Take a dip in the pool. 317 00:28:25,900 --> 00:28:27,600 Frank! Get in the pool! 318 00:29:44,500 --> 00:29:47,100 - Morning, Cille. - Good morning. 319 00:29:47,400 --> 00:29:51,200 This way! 3, 2, 1 ... Catch! 320 00:29:53,500 --> 00:29:57,200 Throw it over my head, and I'll catch it. On 3. Now! 321 00:30:02,900 --> 00:30:06,600 Where did it go? You'll have to find it, Frank. 322 00:30:07,400 --> 00:30:09,200 Have some breakfast. 323 00:30:09,500 --> 00:30:12,400 Listen up. I'm throwing a party. 324 00:30:12,700 --> 00:30:17,000 What I have in mind is ... How would people know I moved here? 325 00:30:17,300 --> 00:30:20,600 I kinda kept it on the down-low. I want to throw a Danish party. 326 00:30:20,900 --> 00:30:24,400 So all the Danes here will go: Damn, Casper, CC, is in LA! 327 00:30:24,700 --> 00:30:26,800 CC in LA you know? 328 00:30:27,100 --> 00:30:30,300 You could do a mix of the letters CC and LA. 329 00:30:30,600 --> 00:30:34,000 LA and CC or ... CC and LA what do you think? 330 00:30:34,300 --> 00:30:36,300 - I don't know. - Both work! 331 00:30:36,600 --> 00:30:41,500 We'll have DJ Breum. J�rgen Klubien on the guitar, the Rain Dance, you know. 332 00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:47,200 Lovely, beautiful little sweetheart, please stop feeding Frank papaya. 333 00:30:47,500 --> 00:30:52,300 - Isn't it delicious, Frank? - Yes, it's great papaya. 334 00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:55,700 I can't communicate with Frank when he's chewing. 335 00:30:56,000 --> 00:31:00,200 You're sort of both right ... 336 00:31:03,800 --> 00:31:05,400 We need a guest list ... Stop! 337 00:31:05,700 --> 00:31:09,300 - This has to stop, Cille! - See you later, Frank. 338 00:31:09,600 --> 00:31:15,100 Stop pouting! She's hopeless, Frank. Completely hopeless. 339 00:31:16,300 --> 00:31:18,500 I'll go tell her off. 340 00:31:18,800 --> 00:31:21,100 And find the ball! 341 00:31:42,900 --> 00:31:45,400 Honey? Can you hear me? 342 00:31:47,300 --> 00:31:50,400 - Is there ... Cuckoo. - Hi. 343 00:31:50,700 --> 00:31:52,800 - Hi! - Why are you calling now? 344 00:31:53,100 --> 00:31:56,800 - What? - It's 2 a.m., Frank. 345 00:31:57,800 --> 00:32:02,300 It's the time difference, I forgot! It's only 5 p.m. here. 346 00:32:02,600 --> 00:32:05,300 - Well, it's not 5 here. - Right. 347 00:32:05,600 --> 00:32:07,800 Did you tell Casper what you needed to say? 348 00:32:08,100 --> 00:32:12,200 - No. There hasn't been ... - Isn't that why you went? 349 00:32:13,700 --> 00:32:18,500 Yes! Yes, yes, honey. I'm waiting for the right moment. 350 00:32:18,800 --> 00:32:22,600 For a natural ... window. 351 00:32:22,900 --> 00:32:25,000 When I can work my magic. 352 00:32:25,300 --> 00:32:30,100 In the meantime, I'm minding your children, the house. 353 00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:34,600 I'm minding a damn parrot that bit my finger. 354 00:32:34,900 --> 00:32:40,000 - Isn't there .... - Hi, Frank! Hi, Mia! Hi, hi! 355 00:32:40,300 --> 00:32:44,400 - Are you asleep? - Does it look like it? 356 00:32:44,700 --> 00:32:47,800 - Wave goodbye, Frank. We have plans. - Gotta go, honey. 357 00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:51,600 - Take care. - We're busy. 358 00:32:51,900 --> 00:32:54,300 We have to go! I have a great idea! 359 00:32:54,600 --> 00:32:57,800 At the party, how about if I appear with a Great Dane? 360 00:32:58,200 --> 00:33:00,800 Everyone will go: Isn't that a Great Dane? 361 00:33:01,100 --> 00:33:04,900 And it is. But two Great Danes. The great Dane with a Great Dane. 362 00:33:05,200 --> 00:33:09,800 - Just say you're a great Dane. - I want people to say it. 363 00:33:10,100 --> 00:33:15,400 It's a Great Dane dog. You do get that? I found a place! Come on, man! 364 00:33:15,700 --> 00:33:19,000 - Are you coming, Frank? - Yeah, yeah. 365 00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:24,700 - A double knot, Frank? - Yes. 366 00:33:25,100 --> 00:33:29,400 Come on! I don't wanna miss out on this. I want that Great Dane. 367 00:33:29,700 --> 00:33:32,000 I always do a double knot. 368 00:33:32,300 --> 00:33:33,700 What the hell? 369 00:33:34,800 --> 00:33:38,400 Cille! Cille, damn it! 370 00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:43,700 Has she totally lost it? What the hell do you need a double knot for? 371 00:33:44,100 --> 00:33:48,400 Now we don't have the car! We could've dragged her out of there! 372 00:33:48,700 --> 00:33:52,400 - It takes a second to tie the knot. - It takes a second to drag her out! 373 00:33:52,700 --> 00:33:56,500 - I was supposed to get the dog! - We'll take my car. 374 00:34:01,300 --> 00:34:04,400 You can rent any car in the world, and you pick this? 375 00:34:04,700 --> 00:34:07,400 It's perfect for parking. 376 00:34:09,200 --> 00:34:12,400 Are we listening to Mexican music by choice? 377 00:34:12,700 --> 00:34:15,600 - It's all I could find. - Allow me. 378 00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:24,800 Frank, seriously. Why would there only be Mexican music? 379 00:34:25,100 --> 00:34:27,500 'Cause we're close to Mexico! 380 00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:40,700 Their address! We're going straight there. 381 00:35:41,100 --> 00:35:45,100 - No way. We're taking this dog home. - It'll be fine there! 382 00:35:45,400 --> 00:35:48,000 - Right, Jack? See! He's nodding. - No, he's not. 383 00:35:48,300 --> 00:35:52,700 Sure, he is. He loves this shit. Look how cute. In with it. 384 00:35:53,100 --> 00:35:58,700 I want to go! It's a hush-hush trip! You've gotta give me that. 385 00:36:03,600 --> 00:36:06,500 No need to lock the doors when we're in the car, Frank. 386 00:36:06,800 --> 00:36:10,300 - It's a special neighborhood. - Yeah, but don't lock us in. 387 00:36:13,100 --> 00:36:18,500 Her car is over there. Fuck, this is wild! 388 00:36:53,300 --> 00:36:55,000 Frank? We'll just ... 389 00:36:58,500 --> 00:37:00,800 Get some. Come on, man. 390 00:37:01,100 --> 00:37:03,100 Hush-hush trip. Come on. 391 00:38:27,400 --> 00:38:29,100 Come on, knot. 392 00:39:20,100 --> 00:39:21,400 Fuck ... 393 00:39:29,600 --> 00:39:31,500 Casper ... 394 00:39:34,700 --> 00:39:36,000 Casper? 395 00:39:37,700 --> 00:39:40,300 We have to get out of here. 396 00:39:40,600 --> 00:39:43,100 - What are you doing? - It's an emergency. 397 00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:50,500 Casper, come on! Come on! 398 00:39:53,600 --> 00:39:56,200 - What now? - That way! 399 00:40:14,900 --> 00:40:17,100 Are we being followed? 400 00:40:19,200 --> 00:40:22,200 - We did it, Frank! - Did we lose them? 401 00:40:22,500 --> 00:40:28,100 - Hush-hush. Woop, Woop! - That was hush-hush for sure. 402 00:40:28,400 --> 00:40:31,900 That was wild! Wild! 403 00:40:43,200 --> 00:40:47,000 Such a good boy ... That's right. 404 00:40:47,300 --> 00:40:51,700 - Look, Frank! It loves me! - No, don't do that, dog. 405 00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:55,700 - Don't let it lick you. - It's a dog, Frank! It's safe. 406 00:40:56,100 --> 00:40:59,200 You don't know where its tongue's been. 407 00:41:01,700 --> 00:41:05,400 - You sure saw some action. - Hell, yeah. 408 00:41:05,700 --> 00:41:09,200 - Did you get a pussy snout? - I actually did. 409 00:41:09,600 --> 00:41:13,100 But I'm feeling a bit ... Listen ... 410 00:41:13,400 --> 00:41:17,200 It feels like something's stuck. Inside my nose. 411 00:41:17,500 --> 00:41:21,200 - Can't you tell by my voice? - From her peepee? 412 00:41:21,500 --> 00:41:24,500 I'm not sure the pussy snout is a good idea. 413 00:41:24,800 --> 00:41:28,900 - It was never a good idea. - What the hell am I doing? 414 00:41:34,500 --> 00:41:38,100 - It's a shame if you sell the house. - Why? 415 00:41:41,300 --> 00:41:44,900 - Because of you and me. - You never come by, what do you care? 416 00:41:45,200 --> 00:41:47,000 That's ... 417 00:41:49,800 --> 00:41:54,000 - That was a mistake on my part. - I want to go home, Frank. 418 00:41:54,300 --> 00:41:59,400 - Please read the friendship book. - We have a giant party to plan. 419 00:41:59,700 --> 00:42:02,300 That party is mega important. The Great Dane. 420 00:42:02,600 --> 00:42:05,100 Alright! 421 00:42:05,400 --> 00:42:08,400 Where's the dog, Frank? 422 00:42:10,500 --> 00:42:13,600 Don't worry about it. It was weird. 423 00:43:37,800 --> 00:43:40,400 - Morning, CC. - Morning. 424 00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:56,700 I love it when he makes that sound. 425 00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:59,700 Frank, do like this. 426 00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:03,400 - What did you do to your hair? - What do you mean? 427 00:44:03,700 --> 00:44:08,500 You have no hair up top. You look like an ass! Upstairs! 428 00:44:08,800 --> 00:44:13,200 - What the hell is that? - You're bald on top! 429 00:44:13,500 --> 00:44:16,500 - It's terrible! I don't want to see it! - It was shaved off! 430 00:44:16,800 --> 00:44:19,700 - Why did you do that, you idiot? - I didn't! 431 00:44:20,100 --> 00:44:22,500 - It was worn off? - It's Hoyt! 432 00:44:22,800 --> 00:44:26,400 - Hoyt? - She scalped me. Indian style! 433 00:44:26,700 --> 00:44:32,100 - I touched the stupid dreamcatcher! - Stop! Stop whatever the hell this is. 434 00:44:32,400 --> 00:44:35,600 - It makes no sense. - She put up a Navajo dreamcatcher. 435 00:44:35,900 --> 00:44:38,600 I touch it. She scalps me. Indian logic. 436 00:44:38,900 --> 00:44:42,900 No, Indian logic is bow and arrow and teepee and ... 437 00:44:43,300 --> 00:44:47,500 Wear a hat to the party! And I never wanted hats at the party! 438 00:44:47,800 --> 00:44:51,700 I can't believe you're gonna wear a hat! In her 5 days here, she's been great - 439 00:44:52,100 --> 00:44:56,200 - and then you come over, and there's dreamcatcher on a willy and hair ... 440 00:44:56,500 --> 00:44:59,400 You're not saying anything to Hoyt! 441 00:45:20,300 --> 00:45:23,300 Stop, stop. Fuck, this is great! 442 00:45:23,600 --> 00:45:28,300 I've been looking forward to this for years. The Great Dane in LA. 443 00:45:28,600 --> 00:45:30,400 Yes! 444 00:45:30,700 --> 00:45:35,300 And I'd like to thank you all for coming and for supporting the project. 445 00:45:35,600 --> 00:45:38,100 You're all amazing! 446 00:45:39,700 --> 00:45:44,300 Some deserve special thanks. I want to thank my lovely daughter Cille. 447 00:45:48,200 --> 00:45:51,600 She's here supporting me in my project. 448 00:45:51,900 --> 00:45:55,900 And I'd like to thank Morten Breum who'll play for us! 449 00:45:56,200 --> 00:46:01,100 Last but not least, there's one individual I owe special thanks. 450 00:46:01,400 --> 00:46:04,700 Someone who, for years, has meant the world to me - 451 00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:11,400 - and who is my closest friend, my oldest friend. Give it up for ... 452 00:46:11,700 --> 00:46:13,600 ... Battle Cat! 453 00:46:15,200 --> 00:46:20,500 And just to prove my point, Battle Cat just told me - 454 00:46:20,800 --> 00:46:26,500 - that we'll have an extra guest. Ladies and gentlemen: Adam Levine! 455 00:46:40,500 --> 00:46:42,500 Welcome, everyone! 456 00:47:34,400 --> 00:47:37,700 Frank. Have you seen that? 457 00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:40,700 Adam Levine from Maroon 5. 'Moves like Jagger'! 458 00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:45,400 This is a game changer for Casper. A game changer, Frank! 459 00:47:45,700 --> 00:47:48,800 Okay. Good thing he came, then. 460 00:49:20,400 --> 00:49:23,000 Wow, he really took offense. 461 00:49:23,300 --> 00:49:25,300 Having a good time? 462 00:49:25,600 --> 00:49:28,300 What the hell? What's going on? 463 00:49:31,600 --> 00:49:35,700 What the hell is going on, Frank? Where's Adam? 464 00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:38,300 Fuck! 465 00:49:41,400 --> 00:49:45,700 It just kinda escalated. It was both of us. 466 00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:55,600 What the fuck was that? I was gone for one second! 467 00:49:55,900 --> 00:50:01,900 And you ruin everything! Where the hell is the Great Dane party now? 468 00:50:02,200 --> 00:50:05,700 - You're the biggest moron I know. - I'm not the moron! 469 00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:08,500 - You're a moron! - You're a fucking moron. 470 00:50:08,800 --> 00:50:11,000 You come here at 46 to make it big! 471 00:50:11,300 --> 00:50:14,300 - As what? The Mummy? - You're talking shit! 472 00:50:14,600 --> 00:50:18,100 I came to tell you there's stuff in Denmark you can build on! 473 00:50:18,400 --> 00:50:22,200 - Hello! There's nothing back home! - There's our friendship book. 474 00:50:22,500 --> 00:50:27,400 Shut up about that shitty book! I'm never gonna read it! 475 00:50:27,700 --> 00:50:33,100 I don't want to deal with you anymore. No more. 476 00:50:33,400 --> 00:50:36,900 We've run out of gas. It's over. 477 00:50:37,300 --> 00:50:39,400 I'm done with it. 478 00:51:04,600 --> 00:51:09,100 - Hey, Frank. - Hi, Cille. 479 00:51:09,400 --> 00:51:11,800 Are you okay? 480 00:51:12,900 --> 00:51:14,900 - Not quite? - Not really. 481 00:51:15,200 --> 00:51:19,500 I understand. Casper totally overreacted. 482 00:51:19,800 --> 00:51:25,100 So don't lose your cool over it. That's just how he is. 483 00:51:25,400 --> 00:51:28,200 That's sweet of you, but it's too late ... 484 00:51:28,500 --> 00:51:30,800 - Did it completely flatten you? - Totally. 485 00:51:31,100 --> 00:51:33,300 Have a drink and think of something else. 486 00:51:33,600 --> 00:51:36,300 - Did everybody leave? - Yeah. 487 00:51:36,600 --> 00:51:40,700 - Another bright item for my CV. - You emptied a party. 488 00:51:44,400 --> 00:51:47,400 - This tastes like crap. - Yep. 489 00:51:47,700 --> 00:51:51,900 - Let's get in the pool. - Yeah, why not. 490 00:51:52,200 --> 00:51:57,300 - I'll just get my trunks. - No, fuck that. You don't need 'em. 491 00:51:57,600 --> 00:52:01,100 - I'm not wearing trunks? - No! Nobody's home! 492 00:52:01,400 --> 00:52:04,300 Everyone's asleep. There's nobody around. 493 00:52:04,600 --> 00:52:07,500 Here we go! Woohoo! 494 00:52:07,800 --> 00:52:11,200 - It's gorgeous. Just amazing. - Is it nice? 495 00:52:11,500 --> 00:52:13,700 Here I come! 496 00:52:16,200 --> 00:52:18,700 It's cold! 497 00:52:21,900 --> 00:52:25,100 What a pick-me-up! 498 00:52:26,200 --> 00:52:31,800 I needed this. This is the best thing on this trip. 499 00:52:32,100 --> 00:52:35,000 Come see the view. It's beautiful. 500 00:52:35,300 --> 00:52:39,200 You can see the entire city. It's awesome. 501 00:52:52,600 --> 00:52:55,700 - I think we should have sex, Frank. - What? 502 00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:58,800 We should have sex. 503 00:53:02,600 --> 00:53:07,300 - Stop it, Cille. - You're leaving soon anyway. 504 00:53:07,600 --> 00:53:10,100 I'm serious. 505 00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:14,100 Cille, for God's sake. 506 00:53:14,400 --> 00:53:17,400 Let's have sex. 507 00:53:18,900 --> 00:53:22,600 What the hell are you doing, Cille? 508 00:53:28,600 --> 00:53:30,900 I can't return that favour ... 509 00:54:03,500 --> 00:54:06,100 Morning, Frank. 510 00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:08,300 Fuck ... 511 00:54:09,300 --> 00:54:13,300 It's just sad to find out like this. 512 00:54:13,600 --> 00:54:16,700 To have to read the book to understand - 513 00:54:17,100 --> 00:54:20,700 - how much our friendship means. That's pathetic. 514 00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:27,300 I've been a giant asshole. This ridiculous ego circus stops now! 515 00:54:27,600 --> 00:54:31,300 - I get it now, man! - Did you just read it? 516 00:54:31,600 --> 00:54:36,200 I've been reading it for the past six hours! I'm so embarrassed! 517 00:54:36,500 --> 00:54:39,500 Will you accept my apology? 518 00:54:39,800 --> 00:54:43,000 Come here! I'm sorry, Frank. 519 00:54:48,300 --> 00:54:52,200 You and I ... we'll get through this. 520 00:54:52,500 --> 00:54:56,000 Why aren't you wearing any pants? Why's your ass hanging out, Frank? 521 00:54:56,300 --> 00:54:59,300 - I just patted your naked ass. - I was putting on sun lotion. 522 00:54:59,600 --> 00:55:05,400 Frank, we don't show our naked asses. If the neighbors find out, they'll sue. 523 00:55:05,700 --> 00:55:08,900 - I was about to put them back on. - Right now. Hey, Cille! 524 00:55:09,200 --> 00:55:13,000 Morning. Good morning, Frank. 525 00:55:13,300 --> 00:55:15,600 - Stop, you two ... - What's going on? 526 00:55:15,900 --> 00:55:20,900 - Nothing, Cille. - Don't look. He has no pants on. 527 00:55:21,300 --> 00:55:24,600 I love you both. You're my family. This is it. 528 00:55:24,900 --> 00:55:30,500 This little cosy nook we're in here, that's my family. 529 00:55:30,800 --> 00:55:37,200 Without you, I'd be dead. I would kill myself if I couldn't trust you two. 530 00:55:37,500 --> 00:55:39,500 I love you. 531 00:55:39,800 --> 00:55:43,900 I love you. Go put on some pants, Frank. 532 00:55:44,200 --> 00:55:48,600 - And sun lotion on your scalp. - I'll just take a quick shower. 533 00:55:54,800 --> 00:55:59,700 We arrive at the lobster house in ... Hang on, sweetie. 534 00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:04,000 Do you remember the guy who owned it? We have to do a follow-up! 535 00:56:04,300 --> 00:56:09,000 We've experienced tons of stuff! It's Isla! 536 00:56:34,500 --> 00:56:35,200 Say hi. 537 00:57:11,000 --> 00:57:17,400 Frank! We have a situation. Talk to Isla for two minutes. This is an emergency. 538 00:58:44,300 --> 00:58:49,400 Frank. I just talked to Cille. She fucking admitted everything. 539 00:58:49,700 --> 00:58:55,200 I'm furious! Wanna hear something disgusting? 540 00:58:55,500 --> 00:58:59,700 She says ... and this is verbatim: "Dad, I shagged someone over 40." 541 00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:05,100 At my party! The pig! It's illegal! Straight to prison with that guy. 542 00:59:05,400 --> 00:59:09,500 - It's not illegal to be over 40. - Yes, if you fuck a 20-year-old! 543 00:59:09,800 --> 00:59:12,700 - Do you see why I'm out of my mind?! - Sure! 544 00:59:13,000 --> 00:59:15,900 What are you doing? Are you packing? 545 00:59:16,200 --> 00:59:19,100 Mia called. There's news about my blog. 546 00:59:19,400 --> 00:59:23,100 - Blog? - It's taking off. I should ... 547 00:59:23,400 --> 00:59:26,900 There's no plane until tomorrow. So calm down. 548 00:59:27,200 --> 00:59:32,500 Top Gun, Zipper, all the rappers actually, are out. They're too young. 549 00:59:32,800 --> 00:59:37,600 - Let it go, Casper. Just ... - No way! I'll never let it go. 550 00:59:37,900 --> 00:59:41,300 Who do you think it is? Did you sense anything yesterday? 551 00:59:41,600 --> 00:59:43,600 Did you see anything, Frank? 552 00:59:43,900 --> 00:59:48,800 - A shot in the dark ... - Go! 553 00:59:49,100 --> 00:59:51,600 Battle Cat. 554 00:59:56,600 --> 01:00:00,800 Frank, let me be brutally honest. If it's Battle cat ... 555 01:00:01,200 --> 01:00:04,900 - He's that age ... - Yes, yes, I hear you. 556 01:00:05,200 --> 01:00:07,600 But he's a close friend. 557 01:00:09,200 --> 01:00:11,400 - Hoyt! - It's not Hoyt. 558 01:00:11,700 --> 01:00:14,600 I know that. Hoyt! 559 01:00:31,100 --> 01:00:34,500 - I'm tired. I'm off to bed. - Frank, before you go. 560 01:00:34,800 --> 01:00:41,200 I'm sending Cille home. This area is crawling with sex offenders! 561 01:00:41,500 --> 01:00:45,700 You'll have to take her home. I already booked the flight. 562 01:00:46,000 --> 01:00:50,400 I called Christopher in Denmark. Everything's been arranged. 563 01:00:50,700 --> 01:00:55,700 You sit together. Comfort her. You're the only one I can trust! 564 01:00:56,000 --> 01:01:00,400 I want her home and safe. This country's too dangerous. 565 01:01:07,800 --> 01:01:13,200 This can't get out, Cille. Mia would leave me. 566 01:01:13,500 --> 01:01:17,000 And I'd never see Casper again. We have to put a lid on it. 567 01:01:17,300 --> 01:01:19,600 Agreed? 568 01:01:19,900 --> 01:01:21,800 Cille! 569 01:01:22,200 --> 01:01:23,900 What? 570 01:01:24,200 --> 01:01:26,500 We have to put a lid on what happened. 571 01:01:26,800 --> 01:01:28,800 - Frank, chill. - No, I ... 572 01:01:29,100 --> 01:01:33,400 Frank, stop! It doesn't matter! 573 01:01:33,700 --> 01:01:36,000 Just stop it. 574 01:01:48,500 --> 01:01:50,600 - Hi! There he is. - Dad! 575 01:01:50,900 --> 01:01:53,400 Isn't that your wife? 576 01:01:53,700 --> 01:01:55,800 - Hi! - Hi. 577 01:01:57,100 --> 01:01:59,600 - Hi, sweetie! - Hi, welcome home. 578 01:01:59,900 --> 01:02:03,000 It's so good to see you. Hi. 579 01:02:04,200 --> 01:02:07,600 - What a surprise! - How nice that you came! 580 01:02:07,900 --> 01:02:11,200 I remember when you were ... When did we look after her? 581 01:02:11,500 --> 01:02:16,800 - You wanted to sleep in our bed. - That won't do anymore, Frank. 582 01:02:17,100 --> 01:02:20,000 - No ... Shall we get going? - Yes. 583 01:02:20,300 --> 01:02:22,500 - Take care. - See you, Frank. 584 01:02:22,800 --> 01:02:24,300 Yeah ... bye. 585 01:02:51,600 --> 01:02:54,700 You have a text from Cille. 586 01:02:55,700 --> 01:02:59,600 She says she hasn't gotten her period. 587 01:02:59,900 --> 01:03:03,000 Why would she write that to you? 588 01:03:04,900 --> 01:03:08,700 - I don't know. - Look. 589 01:03:09,900 --> 01:03:14,200 - Well? - I have no clue. 590 01:03:18,700 --> 01:03:22,100 - Is she pregnant? - I don't know. 591 01:03:22,400 --> 01:03:24,300 What? 592 01:03:31,500 --> 01:03:37,700 In the States, there were times when she ... 593 01:03:38,000 --> 01:03:42,600 ... confided in me, because she couldn't talk to Casper. 594 01:03:42,900 --> 01:03:46,200 So you became her confidante? 595 01:03:47,200 --> 01:03:49,800 Yes. Uhm ... 596 01:03:50,100 --> 01:03:55,500 I think I'll give her a call, honey. It may be serious. 597 01:04:02,900 --> 01:04:05,700 Hi, Cille. This is Frank. 598 01:04:06,000 --> 01:04:10,400 I just got your text. Hang on ... 599 01:04:12,400 --> 01:04:14,600 What, honey? 600 01:04:18,100 --> 01:04:20,300 Hang on, Cille. 601 01:04:21,600 --> 01:04:25,000 I'm back. We can't panic! 602 01:04:25,300 --> 01:04:30,800 We keep each other updated. You and me. No one else. 603 01:04:31,200 --> 01:04:34,200 Okay. Yes, bye. 604 01:04:43,700 --> 01:04:45,600 - Hi! - So? 605 01:04:45,900 --> 01:04:48,800 She was so happy I called. 606 01:04:49,200 --> 01:04:52,600 You've all done great, so we'll take a short break - 607 01:04:52,900 --> 01:04:59,000 - with free play for a few minutes. Let the water carry the child. 608 01:05:27,400 --> 01:05:31,900 - You fucked Cille. - What? No! Never! 609 01:05:32,200 --> 01:05:36,000 That is the most insane accusation! 610 01:05:36,300 --> 01:05:41,300 Frank, you fucked Cille at the Great Dane party. 611 01:05:41,600 --> 01:05:43,300 Okay. 612 01:05:46,400 --> 01:05:51,800 And my reaction is: Mia needs to know that we can't trust you. 613 01:05:52,200 --> 01:05:56,000 - She doesn't have to know that. - Oh, but she does. 614 01:05:56,400 --> 01:06:00,500 Of course she should know that her hubby is fucking my daughter. 615 01:06:00,800 --> 01:06:05,900 - Casper, you don't have to tell anyone. - Then you have to do something else. 616 01:06:06,200 --> 01:06:08,600 Then we'll have to find another solution. 617 01:06:08,900 --> 01:06:13,000 - What do you want? - You fucked Cille. 618 01:06:13,400 --> 01:06:17,600 Ergo, I'll fuck Mia. This is how it's gonna go down. 619 01:06:17,900 --> 01:06:21,000 You check into a hotel. You blindfold her. 620 01:06:21,300 --> 01:06:24,900 And then I stick it to her and fuck her. 621 01:06:25,300 --> 01:06:28,800 - I doubt she's interested in that. - This is about you and me. 622 01:06:29,100 --> 01:06:32,400 - That's just how it'll be. - What are we talking about ... 623 01:06:32,700 --> 01:06:37,500 - Or I could tell Mia everything! - No, no! We'll work something out. 624 01:06:37,800 --> 01:06:41,000 It's just a question of how long. A minute? 60 seconds. 625 01:06:41,300 --> 01:06:44,000 - That's a long time! - No, it isn't, Frank. 626 01:06:44,400 --> 01:06:47,800 - Yes, it is. One minute?! - 40 seconds? 627 01:06:51,500 --> 01:06:56,300 - 12. - I'd need a stop watch! 628 01:06:58,700 --> 01:07:04,200 - 30. - 30 seconds? Okay. Fine. 629 01:07:04,500 --> 01:07:07,900 It's a deal. 1-1, Frank. An eye for an eye when you screw up. 630 01:07:08,200 --> 01:07:10,400 Say hi to the family. 631 01:08:02,100 --> 01:08:04,100 What the hell?! 632 01:08:06,100 --> 01:08:09,300 Sweetie! Little sweetie! 633 01:08:12,500 --> 01:08:16,200 Was it fun to swim with daddy? Was it fun? 634 01:08:16,600 --> 01:08:18,300 I think he's tired. 635 01:08:21,400 --> 01:08:26,100 The event at Gyldendal Publishers is kinda exciting, Frank. 636 01:08:26,400 --> 01:08:32,100 'Christmas reception'. My parents can watch the kids, so I can join you. 637 01:08:33,100 --> 01:08:35,800 - Would you like that? - Sure ... 638 01:08:37,600 --> 01:08:41,800 I want to see my clever husband, that I'm quite proud of. 639 01:08:42,100 --> 01:08:48,200 And we're going to Gyldendal's no less. Together with the elite. 640 01:08:48,500 --> 01:08:52,300 - I thought we might cuddle a little. - Now? 641 01:08:52,600 --> 01:08:57,100 I've healed. It's lovely down there now. Come. 642 01:08:57,400 --> 01:09:00,500 I'm having an idea ... 643 01:09:06,000 --> 01:09:12,200 Why don't we make a really big deal out of you healing so beautifully - 644 01:09:12,500 --> 01:09:19,500 - and celebrate it, perhaps in a hotel? 645 01:09:19,800 --> 01:09:23,200 At the Phoenix. Like in the old days. 646 01:09:23,500 --> 01:09:27,300 - And a really nice ... - Have you been planning this, honey? 647 01:09:27,600 --> 01:09:31,100 Sure, I've thought about it. 648 01:09:32,000 --> 01:09:34,100 I'd love to. 649 01:09:36,100 --> 01:09:38,700 A whole day without the kids? 650 01:09:40,600 --> 01:09:47,100 Staying in a hotel. Being naughty. Would you like that? 651 01:09:50,300 --> 01:09:55,900 - Just making love. Hm? - Yes. 652 01:09:56,300 --> 01:09:59,700 So, do we have a plan? 653 01:10:00,000 --> 01:10:02,800 May I have a kiss? 654 01:10:03,100 --> 01:10:06,600 - Yeah ... - I can't wait for Wednesday. 655 01:10:06,900 --> 01:10:10,100 - I love you, honey. - I love you, too, sweetie. 656 01:10:11,800 --> 01:10:17,200 It's always all about the kids, and then you tend to forget about each other. 657 01:10:18,600 --> 01:10:21,500 And all the erotic stuff. 658 01:10:28,200 --> 01:10:30,300 Look how beautiful, honey. 659 01:10:30,600 --> 01:10:32,700 - Good evening. - A room? 660 01:10:33,000 --> 01:10:35,600 Yes, a room for Hvam. 661 01:10:36,800 --> 01:10:40,000 - Room 1218. - Thank you. 662 01:10:45,200 --> 01:10:47,400 There, my sweet. 663 01:10:47,700 --> 01:10:53,300 I was thinking ... When we begin, perhaps we could ... 664 01:10:53,600 --> 01:10:57,700 Would you like to try it blind? 665 01:10:58,000 --> 01:11:01,200 - Blind? - Blindfolded ... 666 01:11:01,500 --> 01:11:05,800 - Oh ... sure, I'd like that. - I just thought ... 667 01:11:06,100 --> 01:11:09,300 - It's been ages since we ... - Did you bring a blindfold? 668 01:11:09,600 --> 01:11:13,400 - I brought one just in case. - I'd like that. 669 01:11:14,900 --> 01:11:18,500 I'll get comfortable, honey. 670 01:11:20,100 --> 01:11:25,400 - We're doing it now, right, honey? - Yes, I'm taking off the cover ... 671 01:11:25,700 --> 01:11:29,800 Let's get it over with ... I mean, let's get to it. 672 01:11:37,200 --> 01:11:39,900 Hi, honey. 673 01:12:00,300 --> 01:12:02,700 - It's a bit tight. - Can you see anything? 674 01:12:03,000 --> 01:12:04,600 No. 675 01:12:08,200 --> 01:12:12,000 - I'll just get undressed. - Mmm. 676 01:12:25,500 --> 01:12:27,900 Are you coming, honey? 677 01:12:28,300 --> 01:12:30,500 I'm right here. 678 01:12:30,800 --> 01:12:35,100 - Are you naked? - Almost there. 679 01:12:36,800 --> 01:12:41,100 - I can't wait to feel you. - Right ... 680 01:12:51,100 --> 01:12:53,100 Are you coming, honey? 681 01:13:08,000 --> 01:13:11,000 - What? - Why aren't you wearing a condom? 682 01:13:11,300 --> 01:13:13,300 - Is she sick? - No! 683 01:13:13,600 --> 01:13:17,100 - You have to wear a rubber! - Give it a fucking rest! 684 01:13:17,400 --> 01:13:21,400 For a 30-second fuck, I'm not gonna waste a condom! 685 01:13:21,700 --> 01:13:26,600 - I bought some. - You're so fucking clever. 686 01:14:01,600 --> 01:14:05,500 What the hell are you doing, man? We had a deal! It has to be 1-1! 687 01:14:05,800 --> 01:14:09,200 - It's not gonna happen. - You know what that means. 688 01:14:09,500 --> 01:14:11,600 Then it's not 1-1! We're not even! 689 01:14:11,900 --> 01:14:15,900 You'll live to regret it, Frank. 690 01:14:16,300 --> 01:14:20,800 Something's happening, sweetie. I just had to get out of my briefs. 691 01:14:24,500 --> 01:14:30,400 - What's wrong, honey? - I don't know. Jet lag maybe. 692 01:14:30,700 --> 01:14:35,500 I'm not sure I can, honey. I'm so disappointed in myself. 693 01:14:37,900 --> 01:14:40,100 Look how beautiful. 694 01:14:42,500 --> 01:14:46,700 - Do I look okay? - Just checking if Casper texted. 695 01:14:47,000 --> 01:14:48,500 Shall we? 696 01:14:48,800 --> 01:14:52,500 - Hi, Johannes. - Hello. Welcome. 697 01:14:52,800 --> 01:14:56,600 - Congratulations on your book. - Thank you. Have you seen Casper? 698 01:14:56,900 --> 01:15:00,300 He's around somewhere. I saw him arrive. 699 01:15:00,600 --> 01:15:02,700 I'm sure you'll spot him. 700 01:15:03,000 --> 01:15:06,100 - Hi. - Hello. 701 01:15:06,400 --> 01:15:07,800 Hi. Frank. 702 01:15:08,100 --> 01:15:12,400 Look! Ib Michael. Hi. 703 01:15:12,700 --> 01:15:17,400 Congratulations on your book. A whole new world is opening up. 704 01:15:17,700 --> 01:15:21,700 - Yes. - To exist in print, too. 705 01:15:23,200 --> 01:15:25,900 Hello, everyone. 706 01:15:28,500 --> 01:15:32,500 Welcome to the Gyldendal Christmas gathering. 707 01:15:32,800 --> 01:15:37,000 This year we are fortunate enough to be able to combine it with - 708 01:15:37,400 --> 01:15:39,700 - two important publications. 709 01:15:40,000 --> 01:15:43,600 Ib Michael's 'Reflections', a story from the seven seas. 710 01:15:43,900 --> 01:15:47,900 And 'Friendship Through Storms', a friendship book - 711 01:15:48,200 --> 01:15:51,700 - with Casper Christensen and Frank Hvam. It's on its way - 712 01:15:52,000 --> 01:15:54,900 - and a fresh conversation piece for today. 713 01:16:03,800 --> 01:16:08,700 I'll happily kick this off. Merry Christmas, everyone. 714 01:16:09,000 --> 01:16:14,700 I'm sorry to inform you that this book will not be published. 715 01:16:15,000 --> 01:16:19,300 Don't laugh. It's true. Let me share with you why. 716 01:16:19,600 --> 01:16:24,700 I just threw a bash in LA and what happens is that Frank decides to ... 717 01:16:25,000 --> 01:16:28,300 ... yes, let's put the cards on the table, Frank. 718 01:16:29,900 --> 01:16:34,100 During this party, Frank fucks my daughter. 719 01:16:34,400 --> 01:16:38,100 Yes, it's true. Let's put it up on the monitor. 720 01:16:38,400 --> 01:16:41,900 I give you the evidence. 721 01:16:42,200 --> 01:16:44,900 - That's not Frank. - That's not me! 722 01:16:45,300 --> 01:16:49,900 It's my daughter, Cille, it's Frank, and it's a sunbed and it's LA. 723 01:16:50,200 --> 01:16:53,300 No! That's not me! It's someone who looks like me! 724 01:16:53,600 --> 01:16:57,500 It's all blurry. No one can see a thing! 725 01:16:57,800 --> 01:17:00,100 Exhibit number one! Baldy! 726 01:17:02,000 --> 01:17:04,200 Hey, hey, hey! 727 01:17:08,600 --> 01:17:09,900 Mia! 728 01:17:14,600 --> 01:17:18,000 We don't hit authors here. Only critics. 729 01:17:18,300 --> 01:17:19,800 Honey! 730 01:17:20,100 --> 01:17:30,900 Mia! 731 01:17:33,400 --> 01:17:35,500 Honey ... honey! 732 01:17:36,600 --> 01:17:39,600 Open the door, so we can talk about it! 733 01:17:39,900 --> 01:17:43,500 Honey! Honey! Honey! 734 01:17:57,800 --> 01:18:03,100 Mia? 735 01:18:04,200 --> 01:18:06,000 Honey? 736 01:18:29,200 --> 01:18:32,300 We're here for Mia's toothbrush and stuff. 737 01:18:32,600 --> 01:18:36,800 - I'd better get it myself. - Can we talk for a minute, honey? 738 01:18:37,100 --> 01:18:39,300 I don't think so. 739 01:18:41,600 --> 01:18:46,700 - Frank, that's not a good idea. - But I have to talk to her, Tina. 740 01:18:47,000 --> 01:18:50,700 - What about? - The kids and ... what we do now. 741 01:18:51,000 --> 01:18:53,600 - Honey? - You have five minutes. 742 01:18:53,900 --> 01:18:55,900 You can have five minutes. 743 01:19:00,500 --> 01:19:05,800 This ... is just about the worst thing you can do in a relationship. 744 01:19:06,100 --> 01:19:10,500 It's like throwing a hand grenade at another human being. 745 01:19:10,800 --> 01:19:15,500 That hurts! And then it detonates, and then it hurts again. Disgusting! 746 01:19:15,800 --> 01:19:19,100 May I have a word with my wife? 747 01:19:25,100 --> 01:19:26,900 What do we do, honey? 748 01:19:27,200 --> 01:19:30,500 I need space and ... 749 01:19:30,800 --> 01:19:35,000 I'll take the kids for Christmas. Don't contact me. 750 01:19:35,400 --> 01:19:37,500 Throughout Christmas. 751 01:19:39,400 --> 01:19:42,100 I'll go get my things. 752 01:19:48,000 --> 01:19:51,500 Honey! I just got a text from Cille. 753 01:19:51,800 --> 01:19:55,300 She's having her period! 754 01:19:55,600 --> 01:20:00,800 - So she's not pregnant. - Did you fuck her without a condom? 755 01:20:02,600 --> 01:20:04,900 Damn ... 756 01:20:05,300 --> 01:20:07,700 - Come, Tina. - Disgusting, Frank. 757 01:20:08,000 --> 01:20:11,000 I thought you knew that, honey? 758 01:20:11,300 --> 01:20:15,100 That someone had told you ... 759 01:20:25,400 --> 01:20:27,800 Frank! 760 01:20:28,100 --> 01:20:31,000 How's your blog going? 761 01:20:36,500 --> 01:20:38,500 Merry Christmas. 762 01:20:51,200 --> 01:20:53,000 �vlisen? 763 01:20:53,400 --> 01:20:56,900 The book on everybody's lips, but which nobody has read. 764 01:20:57,200 --> 01:21:01,200 And they never will, according to you. Welcome. Why shouldn't we read it? 765 01:21:01,500 --> 01:21:06,000 Because it's a book about two people that were friends. 766 01:21:06,400 --> 01:21:11,300 - The friendship is over. - Why does it evoke such emotion? 767 01:21:11,600 --> 01:21:17,800 Frank was my friend for many years, and he completely betrayed me. 768 01:21:18,100 --> 01:21:24,300 That obviously resulted in a breakdown between us, which was painful but ... 769 01:21:45,200 --> 01:21:49,300 Frank! Standing here all by your lonesome? 770 01:21:49,700 --> 01:21:52,100 - Hi, Ulrich. - What are you doing? 771 01:21:52,400 --> 01:21:56,400 - Eating a hotdog. - Haven't had one forever. One hotdog! 772 01:21:56,700 --> 01:22:00,800 - What's up, my boy? You look miserable. - I don't know if you heard ... 773 01:22:01,100 --> 01:22:04,000 Heard what? I have good news. 774 01:22:04,400 --> 01:22:09,600 Tonight, a truckload of your books leaves the harbor. It'll be all over the country. 775 01:22:09,900 --> 01:22:13,500 - The friendship book? - How many other books did you write? 776 01:22:16,900 --> 01:22:21,800 - But Casper doesn't want it published. - He's always complaining. 777 01:22:22,100 --> 01:22:25,300 - I've had it with his bullshit. - Just 'cause you've got money in this? 778 01:22:25,600 --> 01:22:29,400 - Sure, that's part of it. - But Casper will get hurt. 779 01:22:29,700 --> 01:22:33,200 Casper will get hurt? Shut up ... 780 01:22:33,500 --> 01:22:35,900 This tastes like shit. 781 01:22:36,200 --> 01:22:41,800 Frank, you and Casper ... were you ever really that close? 782 01:22:42,100 --> 01:22:44,400 Thanks for dinner. 783 01:22:56,800 --> 01:22:59,400 Hey! You didn't pay! 784 01:22:59,700 --> 01:23:01,800 Taxi! 785 01:23:02,100 --> 01:23:06,600 - To the harbor. - Looking for a good time? 786 01:23:06,900 --> 01:23:11,100 - A good time? - That's where the hookers are. 787 01:23:11,400 --> 01:23:15,200 No, no, no, no ... I just have to get there. 788 01:23:15,500 --> 01:23:19,100 - Oh, okay. - I'm going to steal a truck. 789 01:23:21,700 --> 01:23:24,000 Stop! Yes! There it is! 790 01:23:24,300 --> 01:23:27,200 Here! Stop. Thank you. Keep the change. 791 01:23:55,900 --> 01:23:59,700 - Yes? - Hello? Excuse me! 792 01:24:00,900 --> 01:24:04,300 - Lars? - Hi, Frank. 793 01:24:11,100 --> 01:24:13,600 What are you doing? 794 01:24:13,900 --> 01:24:17,600 - I'm just on ... Night Owl duty. - Okay. 795 01:24:17,900 --> 01:24:22,800 - And this is part of your duties? - Yes, it's all part of it. 796 01:24:23,100 --> 01:24:27,200 We'll talk about it some other time. I need your help. I need a hand. 797 01:24:27,500 --> 01:24:29,700 I'm your man. 798 01:24:44,100 --> 01:24:46,800 See you, Lars! 799 01:25:29,000 --> 01:25:31,400 - Hi. - What the hell do you want? 800 01:25:31,700 --> 01:25:35,400 - I want to show you something. - No. We're not doing this, Frank. 801 01:25:35,700 --> 01:25:39,800 Christensen! Two seconds, and I'll leave! It's important! 802 01:25:40,100 --> 01:25:42,600 It had better be, Frank. 803 01:25:44,500 --> 01:25:47,000 It's a truck with all our books. 804 01:25:47,300 --> 01:25:51,700 If you don't want it published, then of course it shouldn't be. 805 01:25:52,000 --> 01:25:55,400 Do with them as you please. Hi, Cille. 806 01:25:56,500 --> 01:26:00,000 What are you doing? Why are you letting him leave? 807 01:26:00,300 --> 01:26:04,400 Frank, come back! He's your best friend! Come back! 808 01:26:26,900 --> 01:26:29,200 - Yes? - It's me! 809 01:26:29,500 --> 01:26:31,200 - Hi. - Hey! Hi. 810 01:26:31,500 --> 01:26:36,200 Uhm ... awesome, with the books. Great job. 811 01:26:36,500 --> 01:26:39,600 Okay. Well, if you don't want it published, then it shouldn't be. 812 01:26:39,900 --> 01:26:44,600 Seriously, Frank. Let's move on. I have no problem forgiving you. 813 01:26:44,900 --> 01:26:49,800 - Yeah? Well, I forgive you, too! - That's where we're at now, right? 814 01:26:50,100 --> 01:26:54,100 Let's be mature about this and move on! Great! 815 01:26:54,500 --> 01:26:57,200 And Frank, I have an idea. 816 01:26:57,500 --> 01:27:01,500 I'm looking at the truck and doing some calculations - 817 01:27:01,800 --> 01:27:05,200 - and there's 30M kroner's worth of books in that truck! 818 01:27:05,500 --> 01:27:08,800 Now that we're friends, the book should be published! 819 01:27:09,100 --> 01:27:11,600 - Come over. - I'll be right there! 820 01:27:11,900 --> 01:27:15,800 - We'll drop off Cille at Iben's. - Sure! 821 01:27:16,100 --> 01:27:19,800 Great, CC! Bye. 822 01:27:26,600 --> 01:27:30,900 - Can I drive it? - Yes! Drive! 823 01:27:31,200 --> 01:27:34,600 Shut up, and let me focus. 824 01:27:40,500 --> 01:27:42,200 Cheers! 825 01:27:43,700 --> 01:27:46,200 Don't say anything about the truck. 826 01:27:52,700 --> 01:27:55,600 - Hi, sweetie. - Hi. 827 01:27:57,700 --> 01:27:59,200 Hey, you. 828 01:27:59,500 --> 01:28:02,700 - I'll call you, Dad. - Yes, do! 829 01:28:03,000 --> 01:28:06,700 - So ... Merry Christmas. - Yes, Merry Christmas. 830 01:28:07,000 --> 01:28:10,400 - Your hair looks great ... - Shut your fucking ass! 831 01:28:10,700 --> 01:28:14,000 You throw her in the arms of a bunch of pedophile bastards!? 832 01:28:14,300 --> 01:28:16,100 What the hell, Uncle Frank!? 833 01:28:16,500 --> 01:28:19,600 I'm shocked at your general unfitness! 834 01:28:19,900 --> 01:28:24,100 As a father, as a human being. As everything! We're done! Totally done! 835 01:28:24,500 --> 01:28:26,800 Yes. So ... yes. 836 01:28:27,600 --> 01:28:30,100 Fuck you. 837 01:28:41,300 --> 01:28:43,800 - What now? - Another 500 meters then turn right. 838 01:28:44,100 --> 01:28:49,200 We're here! And Frank, I'm so impressed with you. 839 01:28:49,500 --> 01:28:53,600 And it's awesome that you forgive me, too. 840 01:28:53,900 --> 01:28:55,600 Yes, of course. 841 01:28:55,900 --> 01:29:01,600 The Phoenix stunt, damn! The fact that I had my dick inside Mia for 5 seconds - 842 01:29:01,900 --> 01:29:05,000 - would've been too much for most men. 843 01:29:09,200 --> 01:29:11,600 - What? - You left to get condoms. 844 01:29:11,900 --> 01:29:14,800 I stuck my dick in Mia to keep it hard, you know. 845 01:29:15,100 --> 01:29:19,900 - You had your willy inside Mia? - Yes. For five measly seconds! Jeez! 846 01:29:43,800 --> 01:29:47,800 - You're a crap friend! - You fucking suck, Frank! 847 01:29:48,100 --> 01:29:50,000 What the hell did you do? 848 01:29:50,400 --> 01:29:53,800 - Ulrich! It's Frank! - Ask Casper! 849 01:29:54,100 --> 01:29:59,400 Is that my 30 million down there? Get those books up! Now! 850 01:29:59,700 --> 01:30:03,200 - You're an asshole! - Wait till I get my hands on you! 851 01:30:03,500 --> 01:30:06,400 I hate you! I hate you! 852 01:31:01,900 --> 01:31:05,200 - You can sit here and relax. - Yes, that's fine. Hi. 853 01:31:05,500 --> 01:31:09,800 - I'll come get you in about 30 minutes. - Yes. 854 01:31:15,600 --> 01:31:21,100 Merry Christmas. 855 01:31:30,200 --> 01:31:33,300 That dog looks just like Jack. 856 01:31:36,000 --> 01:31:39,100 It licked my ass in LA. 857 01:32:04,400 --> 01:32:09,500 I never told you that ... Okay, fair enough. 858 01:32:09,800 --> 01:32:15,400 Battle Cat ... as it turns out, we never went to school together. 859 01:32:15,700 --> 01:32:19,400 He claimed that we ... And I did have trouble recognizing ... 860 01:32:19,700 --> 01:32:23,500 He was just some guy I met in a bar, and then somehow ... 861 01:32:23,800 --> 01:32:26,300 So I am your oldest friend! 862 01:32:28,500 --> 01:32:30,500 What ... Uhm ... 863 01:32:42,500 --> 01:32:46,000 We're on our way to my parents' to celebrate Christmas ... 864 01:32:47,600 --> 01:32:51,200 ... and we just wanted to wish you a Merry Christmas. 865 01:32:51,500 --> 01:32:56,000 Thank you. And a Merry Christmas to you, too. 866 01:32:56,400 --> 01:33:00,900 - Fie, did you have a present for Dad? - This is for you. 867 01:33:01,200 --> 01:33:05,700 Sweetie ... I don't have anything for you, honey. 868 01:33:09,500 --> 01:33:12,700 This makes me so happy, sweetie. 869 01:33:18,100 --> 01:33:20,600 How are you? 870 01:33:20,900 --> 01:33:24,100 We miss you a little bit. 871 01:33:24,400 --> 01:33:27,800 I miss you, too, honey. 872 01:33:32,600 --> 01:33:35,900 It was wonderful to see Mia and the kids. 873 01:33:36,200 --> 01:33:39,300 It was just what I needed. 874 01:33:39,600 --> 01:33:43,100 Look what I figured out. I stole the work shift schedule - 875 01:33:43,500 --> 01:33:50,600 - and tonight, December 24, all the nurses without children are working. 876 01:33:50,900 --> 01:33:54,500 Obviously, those with kids are at home. So, all the nurses working tonight - 877 01:33:54,800 --> 01:34:00,100 - are horny as hell. So, I got my hands on this fella. 878 01:34:00,400 --> 01:34:04,100 We get them tipsy and have a Christmas hush-hush. 879 01:34:04,400 --> 01:34:07,800 - Come on, Frank. We need a good time. - I'm done with the hush-hush. 880 01:34:08,100 --> 01:34:11,300 - Why? - It's overrated. 881 01:34:11,600 --> 01:34:14,800 It's Christmas Eve! Jesus's birthday! 882 01:34:15,100 --> 01:34:18,400 Yes, but shouldn't we tone down the hush-hush? 883 01:34:18,700 --> 01:34:21,200 I'm doing one of them for damn sure. 884 01:34:21,500 --> 01:34:23,600 - Good evening. - Merry Christmas. 885 01:34:23,900 --> 01:34:26,700 Merry Christmas right back at you. 886 01:34:27,000 --> 01:34:31,600 Did you hear that? 'Merry Christmas'. 'Merry Christmas'. Look at that ... 887 01:34:31,900 --> 01:34:35,000 I'll take the one in white, Frank. They're going into room 2! 888 01:34:35,400 --> 01:34:38,700 That's our cue, Frank. Let's get 'em. Come on! 889 01:34:39,000 --> 01:34:42,600 - Our cue? - They don't have kids! I have wine. 890 01:34:42,900 --> 01:34:46,100 - Come on! - How is that a cue for anything? 891 01:34:46,500 --> 01:34:48,800 - It's halfway inside already! - No ... 892 01:34:49,100 --> 01:34:52,200 - They went into room 2! I have wine ... - I'm not coming. 893 01:34:52,500 --> 01:34:54,800 - Come on, Frank! - No! 894 01:34:55,100 --> 01:34:59,500 Hi, hi! I was wondering, may one enter room 2? 895 01:34:59,800 --> 01:35:02,600 - Certainly. - Absolutely. 896 01:35:15,700 --> 01:35:20,000 Okay, I'll have a glass! Just the one. 897 01:35:20,400 --> 01:35:22,700 Casper, I'm coming! 898 01:35:54,000 --> 01:35:56,200 - Look, Frank. - Huh? 899 01:35:56,600 --> 01:35:58,100 Look. 900 01:36:00,000 --> 01:36:01,600 Wow! 901 01:36:01,900 --> 01:36:03,500 Hi, Malthe. 902 01:36:03,800 --> 01:36:05,700 You can walk. 74379

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