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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:01,195 I was broke, I was crashing at Daniel's. 2 00:00:01,197 --> 00:00:02,695 You should have just stayed with me. 3 00:00:02,699 --> 00:00:03,866 No, girl. 4 00:00:03,867 --> 00:00:06,035 Remember that week I stayed with you back in '05? 5 00:00:06,036 --> 00:00:07,403 You just gonna act like you didn't break my vase? 6 00:00:07,404 --> 00:00:09,372 I didn't do shit to your vase. 7 00:00:11,042 --> 00:00:12,789 I'm about to throw a block party. 8 00:00:12,810 --> 00:00:15,135 - You need a form for each act. - 'Cause some of the acts are TBD, 9 00:00:15,137 --> 00:00:18,643 but I'm on my way to getting them. 10 00:00:20,985 --> 00:00:22,318 Which one is Andrew? 11 00:00:22,319 --> 00:00:23,385 Is he the black one of the Asian one? 12 00:00:23,421 --> 00:00:26,089 - The Asian one. - Just try it out! 13 00:00:26,090 --> 00:00:27,760 Sometimes people can surprise you. 14 00:00:27,792 --> 00:00:29,793 Boy, I'm from Florence and Crenshaw. Don't play me. 15 00:00:29,794 --> 00:00:33,464 How can I play somebody who orders crawfish tail like this isn't a date? 16 00:00:33,465 --> 00:00:34,965 - Oh, this is a date? - Mmhmm. 17 00:00:34,966 --> 00:00:36,633 Maybe I'm too sober to notice. 18 00:00:36,634 --> 00:00:38,901 - Uh, it's good to see you. - Yeah, you too. 19 00:00:38,902 --> 00:00:40,236 How was Lawrence? 20 00:00:40,237 --> 00:00:41,570 I think I'm over him. 21 00:00:41,571 --> 00:00:43,572 Nathan better know how lucky he is. 22 00:00:44,908 --> 00:00:46,242 What's wrong with you? 23 00:00:46,243 --> 00:00:47,743 Nathan hasn't been picking up. 24 00:00:47,744 --> 00:00:49,578 He hasn't hit me back in a minute. 25 00:00:49,579 --> 00:00:51,080 What are you all doing out here? 26 00:00:51,081 --> 00:00:52,581 Why weren't we on your planning committee? 27 00:00:52,582 --> 00:00:54,417 Blair asked to do it, and she's a mother. 28 00:00:54,418 --> 00:00:56,752 Because I don't have a baby, I couldn't do that for you? 29 00:00:58,088 --> 00:01:01,257 This block party, I just wish we could get, like, a really big headliner. 30 00:01:01,258 --> 00:01:02,925 What do you mean "wish"? We are. 31 00:01:02,926 --> 00:01:04,260 Thank you for meeting up with me. 32 00:01:04,261 --> 00:01:05,594 Do you need a lift? 33 00:01:05,595 --> 00:01:07,430 No, I'm good actually. I have a date. 34 00:01:07,431 --> 00:01:11,100 I thought maybe I scared you away when I told you I was divorced. 35 00:01:11,101 --> 00:01:12,435 No. 36 00:01:12,436 --> 00:01:14,437 Nathan, he showed up at your house 37 00:01:14,438 --> 00:01:16,738 and I sent his ass on the way with the quickness. 38 00:01:16,740 --> 00:01:18,740 You should have let me handle it myself. 39 00:01:18,741 --> 00:01:20,575 Like how you handled going over to his house. 40 00:01:20,576 --> 00:01:22,910 You came after me, and then you just left. 41 00:01:22,911 --> 00:01:25,246 I'm back here now... for good. 42 00:01:25,247 --> 00:01:28,081 I need some time to figure out what I want. 43 00:01:31,486 --> 00:01:34,722 Sync and correction by solfieri www.addic7ed.com 44 00:01:58,727 --> 00:02:01,561 On the afternoon of July 23, 2019, 45 00:02:01,963 --> 00:02:06,133 26-year-old LaToya Thompson walked into a Red Lobster 46 00:02:06,134 --> 00:02:08,534 on Crenshaw and Century. 47 00:02:09,004 --> 00:02:12,138 But she never quite made it to those warm Cheddar Bay biscuits. 48 00:02:13,709 --> 00:02:15,008 Honestly... 49 00:02:19,414 --> 00:02:21,816 I don't fuck with Molly anymore. 50 00:02:21,817 --> 00:02:24,818 What happened? Who's responsible? 51 00:02:25,220 --> 00:02:28,355 Did anyone see this coming? Could anyone have stopped it? 52 00:02:28,356 --> 00:02:34,761 Is LaToya just missing? Or was she murdered? 53 00:02:34,762 --> 00:02:37,396 We won't stop until we find out. 54 00:02:37,765 --> 00:02:41,034 I'm Rose Cranberry, and this is Looking for LaToya. 55 00:03:05,059 --> 00:03:07,193 Self-care Sunday! 56 00:03:07,194 --> 00:03:10,430 Oh, wait a minute. Are you tryin' to seduce me? 57 00:03:10,431 --> 00:03:12,132 Oh, always. So... 58 00:03:12,133 --> 00:03:13,867 This week, 59 00:03:13,868 --> 00:03:17,336 we have a guided yoga session set to the Mereba album. 60 00:03:17,337 --> 00:03:18,437 Okay. 61 00:03:18,438 --> 00:03:20,506 - Along with... - I'm listening. 62 00:03:20,507 --> 00:03:23,910 Some herbal enhancements pre-rolled to perfection. 63 00:03:23,911 --> 00:03:27,680 What? Well, in that case, namaste, bitch. 64 00:03:27,681 --> 00:03:29,115 - Light it up. - Yes. 65 00:03:29,116 --> 00:03:30,583 I'm so glad we're sticking to this. 66 00:03:30,584 --> 00:03:31,650 Mm-hmm. 67 00:03:31,886 --> 00:03:33,686 'Cause, you know, I actually feel really good. 68 00:03:34,822 --> 00:03:36,890 Girl, same. Yesterday at the grocery store, 69 00:03:36,891 --> 00:03:38,658 this white lady tried to cut me. 70 00:03:38,659 --> 00:03:40,960 Now I could have cussed her oat milk-drinkin' ass out, 71 00:03:40,961 --> 00:03:43,562 but I said, "Nope. That emotion does not serve me." 72 00:03:43,563 --> 00:03:45,398 Not today, dairy-free bitch. 73 00:03:45,399 --> 00:03:47,600 - Self-care Sunday. - Yes. 74 00:03:47,601 --> 00:03:49,068 Yeah, I was thinking earlier, 75 00:03:49,069 --> 00:03:50,736 ever since I got my place in order... 76 00:03:50,737 --> 00:03:52,005 - Mm. - ...it's like my life 77 00:03:52,006 --> 00:03:53,840 follows suit, you know what I'm sayin'? 78 00:03:53,841 --> 00:03:55,641 So many new opportunities have opened up. 79 00:03:55,642 --> 00:03:57,343 It's a whole new world. I'm Jasmine. 80 00:03:57,344 --> 00:03:59,412 Oh, okay, well, come through, Princess Flex. 81 00:03:59,413 --> 00:04:02,381 No, I'm serious. I'm, I'm on this forward path. 82 00:04:02,382 --> 00:04:03,916 I'm focused. 83 00:04:03,917 --> 00:04:06,885 - It's like, no job, no man, no... - Huh? 84 00:04:06,886 --> 00:04:09,555 All this sounds bad, but it's actually really good. 85 00:04:09,556 --> 00:04:11,089 It's good vibes, though. 86 00:04:11,090 --> 00:04:13,459 Well, at least you're puttin' out the energy you want back. 87 00:04:13,460 --> 00:04:16,529 I got to work on that. Work is draining me. 88 00:04:16,530 --> 00:04:17,963 Well, it takes time. 89 00:04:17,964 --> 00:04:20,165 You know, we just got to hold each other accountable. 90 00:04:20,166 --> 00:04:21,400 Okay. 91 00:04:22,869 --> 00:04:24,969 Girl, you about to burn your yoga mat. 92 00:04:25,372 --> 00:04:26,471 I know! 93 00:04:41,321 --> 00:04:43,354 - Hey. - Hey. 94 00:04:43,890 --> 00:04:45,557 - Good to see you. - You too. 95 00:04:45,558 --> 00:04:47,759 Ooh, I like that top. Is it new? 96 00:04:47,760 --> 00:04:49,094 This? No, I been had this. 97 00:04:49,095 --> 00:04:50,462 - Oh. - It was my grandma's. 98 00:04:50,463 --> 00:04:53,999 She died. Had hella scurvy. 99 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:55,767 Oh, I'm sorry. 100 00:04:55,768 --> 00:04:56,869 It just looked so new. 101 00:04:56,870 --> 00:04:59,137 Oh, I try to take care of my things. 102 00:04:59,138 --> 00:05:00,873 Oh, no. 103 00:05:00,874 --> 00:05:02,307 Yeah, I got it. 104 00:05:02,308 --> 00:05:03,541 Should we go over our checklist? 105 00:05:03,542 --> 00:05:04,609 Check me. 106 00:05:04,610 --> 00:05:06,345 - Okay, A/V. - Mic check. 107 00:05:06,346 --> 00:05:08,580 - Seating. - Cheer zone. Check. 108 00:05:08,581 --> 00:05:09,681 - Food. - Tacos on deck. 109 00:05:09,682 --> 00:05:11,083 - Alcohol. - Bars on wet. 110 00:05:11,084 --> 00:05:12,684 Okay, then we're all set. 111 00:05:12,685 --> 00:05:14,386 Ooh! 112 00:05:14,387 --> 00:05:16,488 And I have someone micing up the fanboys. 113 00:05:16,489 --> 00:05:18,423 - Oh, perfect. - This mixer's gonna be great. 114 00:05:18,424 --> 00:05:20,024 We just need to lock in these sponsors 115 00:05:20,025 --> 00:05:21,993 and then you'll have everything you need for the block party. 116 00:05:21,994 --> 00:05:23,795 Look at us, just on top of our shit. 117 00:05:25,598 --> 00:05:26,730 Oh. 118 00:05:27,332 --> 00:05:28,933 Aw, is that the comeback kid? 119 00:05:28,934 --> 00:05:31,903 Yeah, it's been like a month. We're still goin'. 120 00:05:31,904 --> 00:05:33,204 Get it, girl. 121 00:05:33,205 --> 00:05:35,072 He's coming to the mixer. 122 00:05:35,073 --> 00:05:37,775 What? Oh, I'm so excited to meet him. 123 00:05:38,544 --> 00:05:40,578 Tell him to bring his wallet so he can sponsor me. 124 00:05:55,928 --> 00:05:57,161 Ooh, ah! 125 00:05:57,162 --> 00:05:59,230 Hey, uh, hey, Andrew. 126 00:05:59,231 --> 00:06:00,831 Can you tell me where all the pins went? 127 00:06:00,832 --> 00:06:02,900 - Mm. - I mean, I don't see them anymore. 128 00:06:02,901 --> 00:06:04,668 I mean, they were just here a second ago, 129 00:06:04,669 --> 00:06:06,670 and now they're... now they're not. 130 00:06:06,671 --> 00:06:09,006 Pretty sure they went straight to your head. 131 00:06:10,442 --> 00:06:13,110 You know, I think you held all your power in your hair. 132 00:06:13,111 --> 00:06:14,511 - And now it's gone. - Wow. 133 00:06:14,512 --> 00:06:16,948 Okay, or maybe only fucking nerds are good at bowling. 134 00:06:16,949 --> 00:06:18,882 That's what haters say. 135 00:06:18,883 --> 00:06:20,918 Hater. Okay, well then, 136 00:06:20,919 --> 00:06:22,919 let's raise the stakes. 137 00:06:23,288 --> 00:06:25,255 - Oh. - Mm-hmm. 138 00:06:26,491 --> 00:06:30,293 If I get a strike, you have to key Taurean's car. 139 00:06:31,096 --> 00:06:33,364 I am not trippin' on Taurean. Listen, I don't need 140 00:06:33,365 --> 00:06:35,333 to be friends with every bald-headed person at work. 141 00:06:35,334 --> 00:06:36,767 Patrice is enough. 142 00:06:36,768 --> 00:06:40,337 Okay. Different bet. If I get a strike... 143 00:06:40,338 --> 00:06:42,637 - Mm-hmm. - ...you have to kiss me. 144 00:06:44,608 --> 00:06:45,842 Oh, okay. 145 00:06:45,843 --> 00:06:47,309 - Mm-hmm. - Okay. 146 00:06:52,883 --> 00:06:54,784 - Ooh. Wow. - That was... 147 00:06:54,785 --> 00:06:56,651 Yeah. I tried. 148 00:06:57,588 --> 00:06:58,855 Mm-hmm. 149 00:07:13,470 --> 00:07:17,672 Um, there's too much... momentum? 150 00:07:18,074 --> 00:07:19,842 - My bad. - Yeah. 151 00:07:19,843 --> 00:07:21,676 - Let's switch it up. - Okay. 152 00:07:21,912 --> 00:07:23,211 Thanks. 153 00:07:27,117 --> 00:07:28,250 Okay. 154 00:07:29,953 --> 00:07:31,352 Oh, yeah. 155 00:07:32,823 --> 00:07:34,188 Oh. 156 00:07:34,691 --> 00:07:36,458 I'm not really, uh... 157 00:07:36,459 --> 00:07:39,395 this position is also presenting some issues for me. 158 00:07:39,396 --> 00:07:42,831 Damn, girl. You like a Rubik's cube. 159 00:07:42,832 --> 00:07:44,865 But I like a challenge. 160 00:07:45,535 --> 00:07:47,234 Okay, how about, how about this? 161 00:07:50,372 --> 00:07:51,806 Oh, shit. 162 00:07:51,807 --> 00:07:53,507 I didn't think this would work. 163 00:07:53,809 --> 00:07:57,277 Okay, oh, sh... okay. 164 00:07:57,580 --> 00:07:59,914 Okay! Okay! 165 00:08:01,250 --> 00:08:04,118 Damn, that missionary really be hittin', though. 166 00:08:04,119 --> 00:08:05,887 I mean, church is always the answer. 167 00:08:07,489 --> 00:08:10,559 Oh. Oh, shit, you got a fan? That's what's up. 168 00:08:10,560 --> 00:08:13,428 Oh, yeah, you sweat on me a lot last time, so. 169 00:08:13,429 --> 00:08:15,530 Hey, welcome to a full-sized nigga. 170 00:08:15,531 --> 00:08:16,965 But also, 171 00:08:16,966 --> 00:08:18,599 your room be hot as fuck. Ain't you the property manager? 172 00:08:18,600 --> 00:08:19,934 You need to fix that shit. 173 00:08:19,935 --> 00:08:22,435 It's 65 degrees, but go off. 174 00:08:22,704 --> 00:08:25,505 Oh, that reminds me. Got you a little somethin', too. 175 00:08:25,506 --> 00:08:27,040 Oh, word? 176 00:08:28,342 --> 00:08:30,343 Compliments of TSA confiscation. 177 00:08:31,546 --> 00:08:33,213 - Don't ever change. - Thank you. 178 00:08:33,214 --> 00:08:35,248 Well, you know. I'mma holler at you later. 179 00:08:35,249 --> 00:08:36,849 Bye. 180 00:08:44,926 --> 00:08:46,894 Girl, are all these clothes for the mixer? 181 00:08:46,895 --> 00:08:48,395 - Mm-hmm. - You know your neck's 182 00:08:48,396 --> 00:08:50,097 not long enough for these turtlenecks. 183 00:08:50,098 --> 00:08:52,199 Ooh, girl, I'm exchanging all these. 184 00:08:52,200 --> 00:08:54,200 Condola got me meeting in all these fancy spots 185 00:08:54,201 --> 00:08:56,435 and I got to rotate my wardrobe to keep up. 186 00:08:59,039 --> 00:09:00,939 I mean, these don't fit. 187 00:09:04,219 --> 00:09:05,669 You need me to help out with anything for the mixer? 188 00:09:05,670 --> 00:09:08,204 Hell yeah. I'm puttin' everybody to work. 189 00:09:08,315 --> 00:09:10,717 Condola got all these important-ass people comin'. 190 00:09:10,718 --> 00:09:14,453 Target, Sonos, Casamigos, Baby Phat. 191 00:09:14,454 --> 00:09:17,724 Oh, shit, girl. These are, like, real brands. 192 00:09:17,725 --> 00:09:20,125 That's legit, right? 193 00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:23,395 I got Wayne from the Popeye's on Centinela 194 00:09:23,396 --> 00:09:26,296 and Durty James from Jamz Creamery. 195 00:09:27,566 --> 00:09:30,635 I mean, girl, everybody loves that chicken from Popeye's. 196 00:09:32,005 --> 00:09:35,473 I knew it. This mixer is not about to match the level of people coming. 197 00:09:35,474 --> 00:09:38,176 And because of Condola, people are gonna expect elegance, 198 00:09:38,177 --> 00:09:41,013 and here I am, inviting Target to my apartment. 199 00:09:41,014 --> 00:09:42,547 Why did I think I could do this? 200 00:09:42,548 --> 00:09:43,782 Girl, first of all, 201 00:09:43,783 --> 00:09:45,316 don't act like you don't have shit to offer. 202 00:09:45,317 --> 00:09:48,185 Hey, you've planned events before. You've raised money. 203 00:09:48,587 --> 00:09:51,889 Yes, this is on a bigger scale, but, bitch, you weigh more now. 204 00:09:52,224 --> 00:09:55,127 I don't like that metaphor but I appreciate your energy. 205 00:09:55,128 --> 00:09:58,229 And also, I'm thinking of inviting Andrew. 206 00:09:58,230 --> 00:10:00,031 And he works at LiveNation, so bloop, 207 00:10:00,032 --> 00:10:01,266 you know important people too. 208 00:10:01,267 --> 00:10:02,732 He plus one status? 209 00:10:03,435 --> 00:10:05,936 You know, you know, we're just having fun. 210 00:10:05,937 --> 00:10:08,906 Plus the nigga got jungle fever and he is infected. 211 00:10:08,907 --> 00:10:10,542 - Okay? - Okay. 212 00:10:10,543 --> 00:10:12,810 He patient zero in this motherfucker. 213 00:10:12,811 --> 00:10:14,179 That's nice. 214 00:10:14,180 --> 00:10:15,980 Yeah, you know, I feel like I got it. 215 00:10:15,981 --> 00:10:17,514 Yeah, girl, you got it. 216 00:10:17,749 --> 00:10:19,083 You can't keep doing this. 217 00:10:19,084 --> 00:10:22,253 Mm-hmm, yeah, for sure. Tell me what to do. 218 00:10:23,455 --> 00:10:25,656 Hey, um, just so I don't fuck it up, 219 00:10:25,991 --> 00:10:27,892 Andrew wanted to know if he should 220 00:10:27,893 --> 00:10:29,627 invite Nathan to the mixer. 221 00:10:29,628 --> 00:10:31,461 - I said I would ask you. - Oh. 222 00:10:31,930 --> 00:10:35,264 Um, no, he shouldn't come. 223 00:10:35,701 --> 00:10:37,200 But thanks for tellin' me. 224 00:10:37,635 --> 00:10:39,369 If you were a dress, I would keep you. 225 00:10:45,110 --> 00:10:48,112 And so I Googled "persuasive tactics," Condola, 226 00:10:48,113 --> 00:10:50,915 and apparently, Condola, you just need to smile, 227 00:10:50,916 --> 00:10:52,916 give a friendly consensual touch, 228 00:10:53,318 --> 00:10:56,219 maintain eye contact and repeat the person's name, Condola. 229 00:10:57,189 --> 00:10:59,523 - I have never liked you less. - Really? 230 00:10:59,524 --> 00:11:02,226 - Aw, man, Condola. - I felt like you seemed nervous. 231 00:11:02,227 --> 00:11:05,429 You need to try to focus on why these people should trust you. 232 00:11:05,430 --> 00:11:06,863 What makes you special? 233 00:11:06,864 --> 00:11:09,565 No, that makes sense. Quick follow-up question. 234 00:11:09,566 --> 00:11:11,567 What would you say makes me special? 235 00:11:12,970 --> 00:11:15,271 - You not gonna answer? - Everything. 236 00:11:15,272 --> 00:11:17,073 All right, I'll take that. 237 00:11:17,074 --> 00:11:19,142 I just can't get over the two of you. 238 00:11:19,143 --> 00:11:22,145 Look at my baby bringing folks together from the womb. 239 00:11:22,146 --> 00:11:23,847 I mean, technically we met at the cemetery... 240 00:11:23,848 --> 00:11:25,481 - My baby shower. - Okay. 241 00:11:25,482 --> 00:11:26,750 Well, first of all, 242 00:11:26,751 --> 00:11:29,485 where have you been hiding this amazing person? 243 00:11:29,486 --> 00:11:30,854 - She's great. - Right? 244 00:11:30,855 --> 00:11:33,189 Where has this fine fashionista been all of my life? 245 00:11:33,190 --> 00:11:35,257 - I mean, look at those shoes. - Oh. 246 00:11:35,993 --> 00:11:37,460 Condola, did you buy those for her? 247 00:11:37,461 --> 00:11:38,962 Uh, you play too much. 248 00:11:38,963 --> 00:11:41,897 - She playin'. - Ooh, these are beautiful. 249 00:11:41,898 --> 00:11:43,498 Did these come from a client? 250 00:11:43,499 --> 00:11:46,034 Yeah, from the new boo account. 251 00:11:46,035 --> 00:11:47,602 Well, I guess, actually, 252 00:11:47,603 --> 00:11:49,536 her baby brought us together, too. 253 00:11:50,373 --> 00:11:52,039 What do you mean? 254 00:11:55,544 --> 00:11:57,378 Hold up. 255 00:11:58,014 --> 00:12:00,082 Are these flowers from that one guy 256 00:12:00,083 --> 00:12:01,616 you went on the one date with 257 00:12:01,617 --> 00:12:04,386 that I thought was a total wash that meant nothing at all? 258 00:12:04,387 --> 00:12:05,854 Yes, him. 259 00:12:05,855 --> 00:12:07,122 Um, Issa, I don't know if I told you, 260 00:12:07,123 --> 00:12:09,490 but I actually met him at Tiff's baby shower. 261 00:12:13,496 --> 00:12:14,928 Really? 'Cause... 262 00:12:15,364 --> 00:12:17,666 there weren't a lot of men there. 263 00:12:17,667 --> 00:12:20,634 Was-was it a tall loser named Dro, maybe? 264 00:12:20,969 --> 00:12:22,969 No, his name is Lawrence. 265 00:12:29,478 --> 00:12:31,244 What, do you know him? 266 00:12:34,982 --> 00:12:36,883 Issa and Lawrence are exes. They dated. 267 00:12:36,885 --> 00:12:38,486 They were a couple. They were together. 268 00:12:38,487 --> 00:12:39,820 Now they're not. 269 00:12:43,959 --> 00:12:46,928 Okay, this is great. 270 00:12:46,929 --> 00:12:51,298 Now, the truth is all out in the open. 271 00:12:51,299 --> 00:12:52,665 It's fine. 272 00:12:53,134 --> 00:12:54,500 It's fine. 273 00:12:55,870 --> 00:12:57,237 It's fine. 274 00:12:57,238 --> 00:12:58,604 Well, this is, um... 275 00:13:00,408 --> 00:13:02,476 - This is... - So dope! 276 00:13:02,477 --> 00:13:05,111 Of course y'all are together. You're dope, he's dope. 277 00:13:05,112 --> 00:13:07,881 Y'all dope. I'm dope too. 278 00:13:07,882 --> 00:13:10,283 LA is just so small. 279 00:13:10,284 --> 00:13:12,886 So small. Where are all the good men at? 280 00:13:12,887 --> 00:13:14,287 Where are your exes? 281 00:13:14,288 --> 00:13:16,056 Let me run up on them like you runnin' up on mine. 282 00:13:22,629 --> 00:13:25,097 Hello, you've reached the voice mailbox for... 283 00:13:25,098 --> 00:13:27,899 Molly Carter. 284 00:13:42,783 --> 00:13:44,149 Where you been hidin'? 285 00:13:46,052 --> 00:13:49,554 Huh, do I serve you? Huh, do I serve you? 286 00:13:49,823 --> 00:13:52,625 Oh, baby, you're so well-connected. 287 00:13:57,062 --> 00:13:58,396 Damn, girl. 288 00:13:58,964 --> 00:14:00,899 I bet you own all your own clothes, don't you? 289 00:14:00,900 --> 00:14:03,868 True. 290 00:14:04,537 --> 00:14:08,038 Oh, Lawrence, pop the tags. Pop the tags. 291 00:14:10,309 --> 00:14:12,009 Stop! 292 00:14:16,449 --> 00:14:18,015 Oh, no. 293 00:14:19,117 --> 00:14:21,117 _ 294 00:14:22,187 --> 00:14:24,456 She told me her and her boyfriend was having problems. 295 00:14:24,457 --> 00:14:28,392 They always arguing. I know he knows somethin'. 296 00:14:29,061 --> 00:14:30,228 Did he do it? 297 00:14:30,229 --> 00:14:32,797 Boyfriend? She said that? 298 00:14:32,798 --> 00:14:35,098 I mean, you know, we was talkin'. 299 00:14:35,467 --> 00:14:39,603 All right, did I hit it? Yes. I didn't kill her, though. 300 00:14:39,604 --> 00:14:42,240 I mean, I-I killed the pussy. 301 00:14:42,241 --> 00:14:44,809 No, my condolences to her Moms and Pops. 302 00:14:48,480 --> 00:14:50,247 - Hey. - Hey. 303 00:14:52,918 --> 00:14:57,021 All right, so, we have a bottle of 2015 Josh, 304 00:14:57,022 --> 00:14:59,023 the finest movie theater popcorn 305 00:14:59,024 --> 00:15:01,359 drizzled in the realest of butter, 306 00:15:01,360 --> 00:15:05,228 and my own personal touch, hot sauce. 307 00:15:08,299 --> 00:15:09,499 Are you okay? 308 00:15:10,001 --> 00:15:11,735 - Yeah, I just... - It's too fast. 309 00:15:11,736 --> 00:15:13,537 Wine and popcorn is kind of a move. 310 00:15:13,538 --> 00:15:17,406 I think that I might be friends with your ex. 311 00:15:18,042 --> 00:15:20,377 - My ex what? - Girlfriend. 312 00:15:20,378 --> 00:15:21,611 Issa? 313 00:15:22,814 --> 00:15:23,881 - What? - Do you know the girl 314 00:15:23,882 --> 00:15:24,915 that I've been working with? 315 00:15:24,916 --> 00:15:25,916 The one whose mixer is tomorrow? 316 00:15:25,917 --> 00:15:27,017 That's her. It's her mixer. 317 00:15:27,018 --> 00:15:29,286 I've been helping your ex-girlfriend 318 00:15:29,287 --> 00:15:30,887 - plan a mixer. - This is... 319 00:15:31,389 --> 00:15:33,290 - Crazy, what? - Right? 320 00:15:33,291 --> 00:15:35,559 It is crazy. It's like, crazy. 321 00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:37,127 And the fact that she came up to me 322 00:15:37,128 --> 00:15:39,963 after that screening and introduced herself, it's... 323 00:15:39,965 --> 00:15:42,499 Wait, hold on. Is she crazy? 324 00:15:42,501 --> 00:15:45,166 Yeah, I mean, she's crazy, but she's not crazy crazy, you know? 325 00:15:46,103 --> 00:15:47,936 So how long were y'all together? 326 00:15:51,509 --> 00:15:52,674 Five years. 327 00:15:53,677 --> 00:15:55,377 Five years? 328 00:15:57,314 --> 00:15:58,780 Wow, that... 329 00:15:59,717 --> 00:16:01,917 that is significant. 330 00:16:02,586 --> 00:16:05,187 - This is a lot. - Yeah, it's a lot. 331 00:16:05,188 --> 00:16:07,390 But it's fine. We're fine. 332 00:16:07,391 --> 00:16:10,291 There is no drama. It's really all good. 333 00:16:11,028 --> 00:16:12,828 Good like I should keep working with her? 334 00:16:12,830 --> 00:16:14,731 - You're gonna keep working with her? - I don't know. Is that weird? 335 00:16:14,732 --> 00:16:17,365 This is all weird. 336 00:16:23,573 --> 00:16:26,508 No, no, you shouldn't bail on her. 337 00:16:26,509 --> 00:16:30,011 It seems like she needs you right now. 338 00:16:36,452 --> 00:16:37,818 Hey, you know what? 339 00:16:38,588 --> 00:16:39,788 You want a glass of wine? 340 00:16:39,789 --> 00:16:41,489 You know what, actually... 341 00:16:41,490 --> 00:16:43,724 can we just rain check tonight? 342 00:16:44,827 --> 00:16:46,762 Okay, yeah, you, you sure? 343 00:16:46,763 --> 00:16:48,530 It's not you or anything like that. 344 00:16:48,531 --> 00:16:49,864 I just... 345 00:16:50,466 --> 00:16:53,934 I think I just need some time to process all of this. 346 00:16:54,570 --> 00:16:57,371 Yeah, okay, sure. Yeah. 347 00:17:10,651 --> 00:17:12,219 Hey, Ahmal, can you start puttin' 348 00:17:12,220 --> 00:17:14,388 the tablecloths on the tables? I got to grab an extension cord. 349 00:17:14,389 --> 00:17:16,356 Fine, but don't forget, I got carpal tunnel 350 00:17:16,357 --> 00:17:17,491 and I got to DJ tonight. 351 00:17:17,492 --> 00:17:19,259 You just pressing play, calm down. 352 00:17:19,260 --> 00:17:20,417 Issa! 353 00:17:20,461 --> 00:17:23,196 Your brother is fine. He single? 354 00:17:23,198 --> 00:17:24,597 Yeah, but he's gay. 355 00:17:24,865 --> 00:17:26,799 Benjamin daddy gay. And? 356 00:17:29,571 --> 00:17:30,868 Oh. 357 00:17:35,742 --> 00:17:37,676 - Hey, you made it. - Hey. 358 00:17:43,350 --> 00:17:44,584 You found a parking spot okay? 359 00:17:44,585 --> 00:17:47,120 Oh, yeah, I got lucky. Somebody was leaving. 360 00:17:47,121 --> 00:17:48,587 Cool. 361 00:17:50,524 --> 00:17:52,758 - So about Lawrence. - Oh, he's not coming tonight. 362 00:17:52,759 --> 00:17:54,092 Oh, I was... 363 00:17:54,828 --> 00:17:55,994 Okay. 364 00:17:56,863 --> 00:17:59,231 I'm just gonna go make sure everyone knows where to set up. 365 00:17:59,533 --> 00:18:01,499 - I'll see you in a minute? - Cool. 366 00:18:05,304 --> 00:18:07,806 What's-what's the dress code for tonight? 367 00:18:07,807 --> 00:18:09,541 Oh, when I said residents were welcome, 368 00:18:09,542 --> 00:18:11,110 I was really just being polite. 369 00:18:11,111 --> 00:18:13,311 Which one you think your brother like more? 370 00:18:13,312 --> 00:18:15,514 Legs or titties? 371 00:18:15,515 --> 00:18:17,082 Titties, always. 372 00:18:17,083 --> 00:18:18,850 See, everybody like titties. 373 00:18:29,863 --> 00:18:31,630 Hey, I just wanna let you know. 374 00:18:31,631 --> 00:18:35,999 Today may be a little homegrown. But she's trying. 375 00:18:36,401 --> 00:18:38,368 So I could have saved this outfit? 376 00:18:38,771 --> 00:18:40,638 Relax, Urban Outfitters. 377 00:18:41,840 --> 00:18:43,741 Oh, ho, Urban. Okay. 378 00:18:43,742 --> 00:18:45,910 Well, if we're still dating next week, 379 00:18:45,911 --> 00:18:47,945 uh, do you want to hang out? 380 00:18:47,946 --> 00:18:50,882 Oh, if? How about Friday? 381 00:18:50,883 --> 00:18:53,951 Friday, I have plans, but I could do any other day. 382 00:18:53,952 --> 00:18:56,754 Plans? What, you got a date with one of your other girls? 383 00:18:56,755 --> 00:18:58,789 Huh? You out here in these streets? 384 00:18:59,357 --> 00:19:00,623 Is that funny? 385 00:19:02,061 --> 00:19:03,260 Wait. 386 00:19:03,261 --> 00:19:05,461 Are you, are you dating other people? 387 00:19:06,865 --> 00:19:11,402 Uh, I mean, yeah, but nothing serious. 388 00:19:11,403 --> 00:19:12,635 Aren't you? 389 00:19:13,605 --> 00:19:15,138 Yeah, of course. 390 00:19:15,139 --> 00:19:17,541 - And-and-and you are too, so. - Yeah. 391 00:19:17,542 --> 00:19:19,909 Yeah, I see you, playa. 392 00:19:20,712 --> 00:19:23,680 Stacking these dates. Dates on dates on dates. 393 00:19:42,366 --> 00:19:44,900 Why trust him to do anything? 394 00:19:45,970 --> 00:19:47,670 Ooh, don't tell me to stop 395 00:19:47,671 --> 00:19:49,072 'cause I don't know how. 396 00:19:50,541 --> 00:19:54,477 Hey, finish it off. There you go. 397 00:19:54,478 --> 00:19:55,779 Enjoy yourself. 398 00:19:55,780 --> 00:19:57,647 - Turn up. - Kelli. 399 00:19:57,648 --> 00:19:59,216 This liquor has got to last all day, 400 00:19:59,217 --> 00:20:00,783 so you got to stop pouring so much. 401 00:20:01,252 --> 00:20:03,053 I'm tryin' to help you out. You know what they say. 402 00:20:03,054 --> 00:20:05,988 The stronger the libation, the bigger the donation. 403 00:20:06,390 --> 00:20:07,991 You see Spencer over there? 404 00:20:07,992 --> 00:20:09,692 He offered me a cool five figures 405 00:20:09,693 --> 00:20:11,426 for one night of passion. 406 00:20:11,729 --> 00:20:14,164 Now, I'll take one for the team. Just say the word. 407 00:20:14,165 --> 00:20:15,931 - I'll never say the word. - Yes, you can. 408 00:20:15,932 --> 00:20:17,599 - No. - The word is... 409 00:20:21,505 --> 00:20:23,105 I'll get back to you at the end of the night. 410 00:20:23,106 --> 00:20:24,606 Yeah, I got you. 411 00:20:29,413 --> 00:20:31,781 Hey, what if just, hypothetically, 412 00:20:31,782 --> 00:20:33,816 what if you met an amazing woman... 413 00:20:33,817 --> 00:20:35,718 - Hello. - Right, and that amazing woman 414 00:20:35,719 --> 00:20:38,888 just, out of the blue, was dating your ex. 415 00:20:38,889 --> 00:20:40,490 Just hypothetically. 416 00:20:40,491 --> 00:20:42,925 Would you try to make it work or walk away? 417 00:20:42,926 --> 00:20:44,694 I mean, that happened to me, you know? 418 00:20:44,695 --> 00:20:45,928 She's in jail now. 419 00:20:45,929 --> 00:20:48,664 I framed her, but we still write. 420 00:20:49,965 --> 00:20:52,401 So y'all are like pen... pen pals? 421 00:20:52,402 --> 00:20:53,802 Renée cool. 422 00:20:53,803 --> 00:20:56,136 - Issa! - Okay. 423 00:20:58,641 --> 00:21:00,073 - You good? - Yeah. 424 00:21:00,777 --> 00:21:02,310 Ay, yo, Spencer. 425 00:21:02,978 --> 00:21:05,314 You bring your Bill Murray-lookin' ass over here. 426 00:21:07,249 --> 00:21:08,249 Hey. 427 00:21:08,250 --> 00:21:10,185 Issa, this is Sheryl from Diageo. 428 00:21:10,186 --> 00:21:13,288 Oh, hey, Sheryl, it's so nice to meet you in person. 429 00:21:13,289 --> 00:21:15,590 Thank you so much for providing the holy spirits. 430 00:21:15,591 --> 00:21:17,693 Well, you're so welcome. 431 00:21:17,694 --> 00:21:19,761 We do so much business with Tiffany and Condola 432 00:21:19,762 --> 00:21:22,129 and Condola says such great things about you. 433 00:21:22,699 --> 00:21:24,731 - Issa is an amazing collaborator. - Oh, Condola is phenomenal. 434 00:21:24,743 --> 00:21:25,799 Brains, beauty, ass. 435 00:21:25,801 --> 00:21:27,601 I can't wait for you to hear about the block party. 436 00:21:27,602 --> 00:21:28,936 Mama got ass, too. 437 00:21:29,939 --> 00:21:32,040 I'm sorry, I'm just so thankful for the alcohol. 438 00:21:32,041 --> 00:21:34,641 I might name my daughter Sheryl. Or my son. 439 00:21:36,011 --> 00:21:37,610 Gender is a construct. 440 00:21:38,647 --> 00:21:42,050 Well, why don't you just tell me more about the block party? 441 00:21:42,051 --> 00:21:43,151 - Well, I... - But, but... 442 00:21:43,152 --> 00:21:44,585 - Oh, sorry. - No, no, you go. 443 00:21:44,586 --> 00:21:45,920 - I was just gonna... - I... 444 00:21:45,921 --> 00:21:47,889 Okay, this is like watching a live conference call 445 00:21:47,890 --> 00:21:49,190 and I can't take it. 446 00:21:49,191 --> 00:21:51,592 I was just going to mention the other vendors. 447 00:21:51,593 --> 00:21:53,094 Yes, right, I noticed some of them 448 00:21:53,095 --> 00:21:54,928 from the cemetery screening. 449 00:21:55,231 --> 00:21:58,265 It's funny. All black LA events 450 00:21:58,266 --> 00:22:01,568 use the same vendors. Everybody swaps back and forth. 451 00:22:01,569 --> 00:22:03,503 It's like, once we find a good one, 452 00:22:03,504 --> 00:22:04,871 we all just share 'em. 453 00:22:05,907 --> 00:22:08,808 Well, the block party will emphasize black businesses. 454 00:22:08,809 --> 00:22:10,710 I'm not sure if Issa has mentioned that. 455 00:22:10,711 --> 00:22:13,679 - She did. - But what else can you tell me, Issa? 456 00:22:14,182 --> 00:22:17,817 I mean, you're kind of bein' stingy with the deets. 457 00:22:17,818 --> 00:22:20,954 Are you Nigerian? I can't do another scam, Condola. 458 00:22:20,955 --> 00:22:23,589 - She is a Nigerian princess. - I'm an American, heh. 459 00:22:24,725 --> 00:22:26,525 Sheryl, why don't I show you around? 460 00:22:26,794 --> 00:22:28,461 Issa, maybe we should separate. 461 00:22:28,462 --> 00:22:30,697 You can take this side, I'll take this one. 462 00:22:30,698 --> 00:22:32,831 - Oh. - Let's sell this thing. 463 00:22:32,832 --> 00:22:34,032 Sell it. 464 00:22:36,270 --> 00:22:37,536 Let me introduce you to... 465 00:22:37,537 --> 00:22:38,837 Are y'all okay? 466 00:22:38,838 --> 00:22:40,939 Oh, yeah, that's the homie. Don't we look okay? 467 00:22:41,375 --> 00:22:43,075 For the record, I did not know about any... 468 00:22:43,076 --> 00:22:44,842 Tiffany, it's fine. 469 00:22:47,080 --> 00:22:50,149 Yeah, it's basically a community experience 470 00:22:50,150 --> 00:22:53,152 aimed at showcasing local artists and businesses. 471 00:22:53,153 --> 00:22:55,554 Oh, based on Condola's other events, 472 00:22:55,555 --> 00:22:57,623 I thought it would be more fun. 473 00:22:57,624 --> 00:22:59,558 Oh, yeah, I haven't even gotten to the fun part yet. 474 00:22:59,559 --> 00:23:01,560 That's... I was just gettin' there. 475 00:23:01,561 --> 00:23:02,895 I'm glad you said... 476 00:23:02,896 --> 00:23:04,897 So the main thing to know is it's gonna be fun. 477 00:23:04,898 --> 00:23:07,299 It's great that it's fun, but I'm more concerned 478 00:23:07,300 --> 00:23:08,666 about our brand awareness. 479 00:23:08,667 --> 00:23:11,601 How will you provide metrics to indicate impact? 480 00:23:12,939 --> 00:23:14,005 Um... 481 00:23:14,006 --> 00:23:17,208 So it's like fun with brand elevation 482 00:23:17,209 --> 00:23:19,644 and social justice undertones. 483 00:23:19,645 --> 00:23:22,914 Oh, you like political events? Well, this is like a caucus. 484 00:23:22,915 --> 00:23:24,282 Like a party caucus. 485 00:23:24,283 --> 00:23:26,517 Oh, no, no, no, no, it's not political at all. 486 00:23:26,518 --> 00:23:27,819 It's... not in this climate. 487 00:23:27,820 --> 00:23:31,289 It's like escapism. Really, you just 488 00:23:31,290 --> 00:23:32,756 forget about it all. 489 00:23:37,463 --> 00:23:39,164 - Y'all here for the mixer? - Yeah. 490 00:23:39,165 --> 00:23:41,933 Okay, word. Raise your hands up like this. 491 00:23:41,934 --> 00:23:44,000 Step to the scanner. Don't move. 492 00:23:44,636 --> 00:23:45,970 What? 493 00:23:45,971 --> 00:23:49,005 My bad. I'm all on high alert and shit. 494 00:23:49,374 --> 00:23:51,441 Enjoy, it's hype in there. 495 00:23:52,010 --> 00:23:53,478 - Brrat! - Oh. 496 00:23:53,479 --> 00:23:56,280 - Brrat, brrat! - Okay, yeah. 497 00:24:01,219 --> 00:24:03,553 Should we get a drink? 498 00:24:04,456 --> 00:24:07,024 Yeah, um, why don't you get me something brown? 499 00:24:07,025 --> 00:24:08,793 I'll go find Issa. 500 00:24:08,794 --> 00:24:10,828 Oh, where are you gonna go? 501 00:24:10,829 --> 00:24:12,363 You'll find me. 502 00:24:12,364 --> 00:24:13,662 Okay. 503 00:24:20,038 --> 00:24:21,504 Can you give me a second? 504 00:24:22,507 --> 00:24:23,806 Hey. 505 00:24:24,275 --> 00:24:25,376 You're here. Girl. 506 00:24:25,377 --> 00:24:26,910 Not that many people are signing up. 507 00:24:26,911 --> 00:24:28,512 Can you do that thing where you make white people laugh 508 00:24:28,513 --> 00:24:30,280 and they give me money? 509 00:24:30,281 --> 00:24:32,715 I'm a little rusty, but I got you. 510 00:24:33,351 --> 00:24:35,251 I see you put TSA bae to work. 511 00:24:35,620 --> 00:24:37,587 We bringing fuck buddies out the house now? 512 00:24:37,588 --> 00:24:40,457 I was on a very tight budget and he was free. 513 00:24:40,458 --> 00:24:41,958 Plus, I told him to hype up everybody 514 00:24:41,959 --> 00:24:42,959 that comes to the mixer. 515 00:24:43,361 --> 00:24:46,628 Hey, this party is nuts! Can't wait for the bigger one. 516 00:24:47,597 --> 00:24:49,265 Girl, if you like it, I love it. 517 00:24:49,266 --> 00:24:51,000 Well, I'm runnin' out of time and I got to get 518 00:24:51,001 --> 00:24:52,868 more people to sign up to sponsor. You good? 519 00:24:52,869 --> 00:24:54,670 Yeah, but can I talk to you for a second? 520 00:24:54,671 --> 00:24:55,838 Yeah. What's up? 521 00:24:55,839 --> 00:24:58,341 Andrew said that he was dating other people. 522 00:24:58,342 --> 00:25:00,242 Oh, okay. 523 00:25:01,345 --> 00:25:02,645 Should I trip or not? 524 00:25:02,646 --> 00:25:05,080 Here comes Dante's complaining ass. 525 00:25:05,649 --> 00:25:07,615 Look at this nigga tryin' to find me. 526 00:25:08,519 --> 00:25:11,087 - So what should I tell him? - Girl, I don't know. 527 00:25:11,088 --> 00:25:12,955 He's here with you. So what's the problem? 528 00:25:12,956 --> 00:25:14,690 You said you got it, so get it. 529 00:25:14,691 --> 00:25:16,059 Dante, yes. 530 00:25:16,060 --> 00:25:17,993 What the hell you got goin' on here? 531 00:25:17,994 --> 00:25:19,462 You've got to give your tenants a heads up. 532 00:25:19,463 --> 00:25:20,996 I sent out notices weeks ago. 533 00:25:20,997 --> 00:25:23,298 Well, I ain't get one. Where I'm supposed to park? 534 00:25:23,299 --> 00:25:25,100 You know what, you can have my spot. 535 00:25:25,101 --> 00:25:26,500 Okay, where's your car? 536 00:25:26,803 --> 00:25:28,203 I don't got no car. 537 00:25:39,248 --> 00:25:41,050 Ahmal, stick to the playlist. What the fuck? 538 00:25:41,051 --> 00:25:43,036 - Trina had a request. - You're not a real DJ. 539 00:25:43,038 --> 00:25:44,284 You got a problem, sis? 540 00:25:44,286 --> 00:25:46,455 Trina, this is not that type of party. Okay? 541 00:25:47,323 --> 00:25:49,858 Uh, anybody lookin' for that type of party 542 00:25:49,859 --> 00:25:52,394 come to the after-party in apartment number five. 543 00:25:52,395 --> 00:25:54,563 - It's gonna be nasty. - How nasty? 544 00:25:54,564 --> 00:25:55,697 Uh, no, no, no, no. 545 00:25:55,698 --> 00:25:57,865 There will be no nasty after-party. 546 00:25:57,866 --> 00:26:00,168 Trina. You can't throw parties in your apartment. 547 00:26:00,169 --> 00:26:02,270 Oh, so I can't throw parties but you can? 548 00:26:02,271 --> 00:26:04,806 Shit, tell me the rules now. I got time. 549 00:26:04,807 --> 00:26:06,108 - I don't have time. - Hey, girl. 550 00:26:06,109 --> 00:26:08,243 - I know you're busy. - "I know you're busy." 551 00:26:08,244 --> 00:26:10,612 But one of your port-o-potties is broken, and people got to pee. 552 00:26:10,613 --> 00:26:12,080 - How did it break? - You don't wanna know. 553 00:26:12,081 --> 00:26:14,015 I tried to calm the line down but they gettin' feisty. 554 00:26:14,016 --> 00:26:15,750 They talkin' about they want a refund. 555 00:26:15,751 --> 00:26:16,818 For a free event? 556 00:26:25,060 --> 00:26:27,095 Okay, um, can you help me out? 557 00:26:27,096 --> 00:26:28,128 Okay, I got you. 558 00:26:30,699 --> 00:26:32,033 Hey, everyone. 559 00:26:32,034 --> 00:26:35,469 Um, thank you so much for bearing with me. 560 00:26:35,470 --> 00:26:37,271 We don't have to let the port-o-potties 561 00:26:37,272 --> 00:26:39,007 ruin our port-o-party. 562 00:26:39,008 --> 00:26:41,009 Def Jam. 563 00:26:41,010 --> 00:26:44,445 Thanks, guys. Um... okay. 564 00:26:44,446 --> 00:26:46,480 Uh, well, my name is Issa Dee, 565 00:26:46,481 --> 00:26:50,483 and I'm organizing the block party, and... 566 00:26:53,755 --> 00:26:57,024 I know I gave some of you different versions of the event, 567 00:26:57,025 --> 00:26:59,159 but I want to use this opportunity 568 00:26:59,160 --> 00:27:01,128 to make my vision clear. 569 00:27:01,129 --> 00:27:04,063 We have so much talent and excellence right here, 570 00:27:04,064 --> 00:27:06,598 and I felt like we didn't have enough spaces 571 00:27:06,599 --> 00:27:09,368 to showcase and celebrate that in this neighborhood, 572 00:27:09,369 --> 00:27:13,171 so that's where the idea for the block party came from. 573 00:27:13,473 --> 00:27:14,907 She's doing so well. 574 00:27:14,908 --> 00:27:16,742 I finally know what this bitch is doing. 575 00:27:16,743 --> 00:27:18,144 Do you think she's mad at me? 576 00:27:18,145 --> 00:27:19,911 Wait, why would she be mad at you? 577 00:27:20,246 --> 00:27:22,214 And so, I wanna take this moment 578 00:27:22,215 --> 00:27:24,917 to give a special thanks to Condola Hayes. 579 00:27:24,918 --> 00:27:28,486 I could not have brought this idea to life without you. 580 00:27:28,922 --> 00:27:32,357 Anyway, um, I love my neighborhood 581 00:27:32,358 --> 00:27:34,458 and I love this city so much. 582 00:27:34,861 --> 00:27:37,429 But it devastates me to see our communities changing 583 00:27:37,430 --> 00:27:38,797 without our input. 584 00:27:38,798 --> 00:27:40,331 And so, I wanna change that. 585 00:27:41,334 --> 00:27:45,136 We have 10 sponsors so far and I know we can double it. 586 00:27:45,137 --> 00:27:47,438 Sign-up sheets are in all four corners. 587 00:27:47,873 --> 00:27:51,975 And I thank you so much and I will see you at the block party. 588 00:27:53,521 --> 00:27:56,548 Oh God, this party is lit! Yeah! 589 00:28:01,087 --> 00:28:02,487 Thanks... thanks, Calvin. 590 00:28:02,488 --> 00:28:04,222 - Yeah. - My friend. 591 00:28:05,391 --> 00:28:06,858 I'm so proud of you. Good job. 592 00:28:06,859 --> 00:28:08,959 - Thank you, Ahmal. - You got to thank me, too, though. 593 00:28:09,494 --> 00:28:11,561 Okay, next time, I'll remember that. 594 00:28:39,024 --> 00:28:40,024 Ready to go? 595 00:28:40,592 --> 00:28:43,494 You know, actually, I think I'm gonna hang back and help Issa. 596 00:28:43,495 --> 00:28:45,262 - Is that cool? - Yeah, for sure. 597 00:28:45,263 --> 00:28:47,364 Uh, I'll just Lyft home. 598 00:28:47,365 --> 00:28:48,765 Okay. 599 00:28:50,001 --> 00:28:52,235 - This was fun. - Yeah, yeah. 600 00:28:52,603 --> 00:28:54,603 Thanks so much for coming. 601 00:28:55,940 --> 00:28:58,307 - Are you all right? - Mm-hmm. 602 00:29:00,879 --> 00:29:02,245 Okay, cool. 603 00:29:03,181 --> 00:29:05,648 - Get home safe. - You too. 604 00:29:21,132 --> 00:29:23,399 Issa, I loved your speech. 605 00:29:23,400 --> 00:29:25,301 - Thank you. - You're the real deal. 606 00:29:25,302 --> 00:29:28,204 I'm from Oakland, and it's already changed so much. 607 00:29:28,205 --> 00:29:32,175 Honey, I would be thrilled to contribute to the big day. 608 00:29:32,176 --> 00:29:34,609 Uh, thank you. 609 00:29:37,848 --> 00:29:40,348 I just made that up for, for you. 610 00:29:40,951 --> 00:29:42,350 I'll be in touch. 611 00:29:42,986 --> 00:29:44,286 Yes! 612 00:29:44,721 --> 00:29:46,588 Oh, look at Miss Inglewood. 613 00:29:46,589 --> 00:29:47,990 Hey. 614 00:29:47,991 --> 00:29:50,459 - You did so awesome. - Thank you. 615 00:29:50,460 --> 00:29:53,562 - I'm really proud of you. - Really, really proud of you. 616 00:29:53,563 --> 00:29:54,763 - Proud of you. - Okay. 617 00:29:54,764 --> 00:29:56,498 I don't know, it's the hormones. I'm sorry. 618 00:29:56,499 --> 00:29:58,167 I don't even care that much. 619 00:29:58,168 --> 00:30:01,069 I'm sorry, that was mean. That's the hormones, too. 620 00:30:01,070 --> 00:30:02,738 Girl, we are so impressed with you 621 00:30:02,739 --> 00:30:05,808 out here being inspirational and shit. 622 00:30:05,809 --> 00:30:08,377 Lookin' like Simone Biles but, like, a little clumsy. 623 00:30:08,378 --> 00:30:09,511 I ain't mad. 624 00:30:09,512 --> 00:30:11,212 Okay, I'll take it. 625 00:30:11,614 --> 00:30:13,749 Thank you guys so much for coming through and helping out. 626 00:30:13,750 --> 00:30:15,651 Of course. Yo, where did we land 627 00:30:15,652 --> 00:30:19,620 on the, um, whole Spencer transaction? 628 00:30:20,323 --> 00:30:22,757 I think definitely don't do it. 629 00:30:23,192 --> 00:30:26,061 Oh, oh, yes, no. I... 630 00:30:26,062 --> 00:30:28,497 No, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm... 631 00:30:28,498 --> 00:30:31,232 - Okay, bye, y'all. - Bye, girl. 632 00:30:34,703 --> 00:30:37,538 Yo, that was amazing. 633 00:30:37,539 --> 00:30:39,707 I got, like, 30 sponsors to sign up. 634 00:30:39,708 --> 00:30:41,609 This is really happening. 635 00:30:41,610 --> 00:30:43,177 I mean, I told you to get it 636 00:30:43,200 --> 00:30:45,646 and I fucked around and got it, too. 637 00:30:45,647 --> 00:30:48,214 Yeah, that's amazing. Congrats, you did your thing. 638 00:30:49,518 --> 00:30:52,252 Thank you. What's wrong? 639 00:30:53,722 --> 00:30:55,088 Nothing. 640 00:30:56,091 --> 00:30:59,059 I mean, I think I'm done with Andrew, but whatever. 641 00:30:59,060 --> 00:31:00,995 What the fuck? 642 00:31:00,996 --> 00:31:03,364 - Why? - Because he's dating other people. 643 00:31:03,365 --> 00:31:05,900 You know, and I'm letting go of whatever doesn't serve me. 644 00:31:07,135 --> 00:31:09,402 - But y'all were having fun. - I mean, we were. 645 00:31:12,940 --> 00:31:16,709 Wait, you like him. Like, really like him. 646 00:31:17,278 --> 00:31:19,144 I don't know, I'm just bothered. 647 00:31:19,881 --> 00:31:21,581 Girl, you got to be real with yourself. 648 00:31:21,582 --> 00:31:23,316 Like, take me for example. 649 00:31:23,317 --> 00:31:25,719 I was frontin' earlier and I had to be like, 650 00:31:25,720 --> 00:31:27,085 girl, stop frontin'. 651 00:31:27,388 --> 00:31:31,124 Oh. Okay, so if we're done fronting, um... 652 00:31:31,125 --> 00:31:34,127 it's weird that you're still working with Condola 653 00:31:34,128 --> 00:31:35,662 when she's dating Lawrence. 654 00:31:35,663 --> 00:31:36,963 And when were you gonna tell me? 655 00:31:36,964 --> 00:31:38,697 I tried to call you. 656 00:31:39,266 --> 00:31:41,233 And, yeah, I mean, it's weird, but... 657 00:31:42,470 --> 00:31:44,438 it doesn't have to be and I'm fine with it. 658 00:31:44,439 --> 00:31:47,472 So you're just gonna keep working with her and being her friend? 659 00:31:48,007 --> 00:31:49,273 Yeah. 660 00:31:49,676 --> 00:31:51,109 And she's cool with that? 661 00:31:51,110 --> 00:31:53,311 I think so. I mean, 662 00:31:53,914 --> 00:31:56,949 she came tonight and I couldn't have done 663 00:31:56,950 --> 00:31:59,150 any of this without her, so. 664 00:32:00,086 --> 00:32:02,822 - Girl, I guess. - What? 665 00:32:02,823 --> 00:32:03,955 It's... 666 00:32:05,124 --> 00:32:07,725 It's just that you know your life don't have to be this messy, right? 667 00:32:08,862 --> 00:32:10,995 Sometimes, I think you like that shit. 668 00:32:14,935 --> 00:32:17,436 Okay. Wow. 669 00:32:17,437 --> 00:32:20,072 I'm just trying to help you be real with yourself. 670 00:32:20,073 --> 00:32:22,406 And hold you accountable. That's it. 671 00:32:23,943 --> 00:32:25,343 No, you right. 672 00:32:28,247 --> 00:32:29,447 Thanks. 673 00:32:43,472 --> 00:32:48,473 _ 674 00:32:55,975 --> 00:32:58,208 I know he did it. I know it in my heart. 675 00:33:03,448 --> 00:33:05,482 - Hey. - Hey. 676 00:33:06,751 --> 00:33:07,984 I'm glad you called. 677 00:33:08,453 --> 00:33:11,322 - How, uh, how was the mixer? - It was good. 678 00:33:11,323 --> 00:33:13,156 It was a good turnout. 679 00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:23,733 So... 680 00:33:24,702 --> 00:33:27,038 are we good? 681 00:34:00,237 --> 00:34:01,303 You got it? 682 00:34:01,639 --> 00:34:02,772 Yeah, I got it. 683 00:35:32,260 --> 00:35:33,561 I'm thinking two per bag. 684 00:35:33,562 --> 00:35:34,629 Don't forget a toothbrush. 685 00:35:34,630 --> 00:35:35,696 Broccoli extract? 686 00:35:35,697 --> 00:35:36,830 Girl. 687 00:35:36,831 --> 00:35:38,732 Let me see one of them toothbrushes. 688 00:35:38,733 --> 00:35:40,401 That's what the kids gonna do. 689 00:35:40,402 --> 00:35:42,603 I don't want it to be awkward when 690 00:35:42,604 --> 00:35:43,638 Lawrence's name comes up. 691 00:35:43,639 --> 00:35:44,639 Me, neither. 692 00:35:44,640 --> 00:35:45,739 Y'all talking about me? 693 00:35:45,740 --> 00:35:46,874 It wasn't anything bad. 694 00:35:46,875 --> 00:35:48,975 So-so-so... so, what else did y'all say? 695 00:35:52,112 --> 00:35:54,181 I thought it was just gonna be the two of us. 696 00:35:54,182 --> 00:35:56,082 Want me to tell her to leave? 697 00:35:56,083 --> 00:35:58,084 It's been almost a month and I'm just feeling close to him. 698 00:35:58,085 --> 00:36:00,053 He digs you down, makes you laugh. 699 00:36:00,054 --> 00:36:02,289 What's the problem? 'Cause I don't hear it. 50971

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