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Ah-hyuck!
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♪ H-h-h-hit it ♪
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♪ Like father, like son ♪
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♪ You're always number one ♪
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[both] Yes!
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♪ There's buddies
There's pals ♪
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Yeah!
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♪ You always seem to work things out ♪
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♪ Can't you see you're two of a kind ♪
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♪ Lookin' for a real good time ♪
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Whoa!
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♪ A real good time ♪
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Aah!
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♪ Report to the Goof Troop ♪
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♪ And we'll always stick together ♪
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♪ Always stick together ♪
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♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪
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♪ The best of friends forever ♪
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♪ Side by side wherever we go ♪
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♪ We're always ready to roll ♪
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♪ Now gimme a beat ♪
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♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪
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♪ And we always stick together ♪
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Gawrsh!
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♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪
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♪ The best of friends forever ♪
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♪ Now we're calling everyone ♪
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♪ Come along and join the fun ♪
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♪ Report to the Goof Troop ♪
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♪ Baa ba doo da bop baa ba doo bop ♪
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Yeah!
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[birds twittering]
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[dog barks]
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Shh!
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[wood creaking]
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-Max, they're here!
-Uh-oh.
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[gulps]
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Your new glasses!
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Oh, let's just send them back, okay?
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I don't need glasses.
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But, Max, the eye doctor says you got
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temporary atigma--uh--stigma-
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You got eye strain, Max.
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A mistake! A clerical error!
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Oh, I don't think so.
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He says it's from too many video games.
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Six straight hours of laser burn,
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seven million points,
and a new Spoonerville world record.
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Well, Maxie, you only gotta
wear them a couple of weeks
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till your vision gets back to normal.
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Pop, really! I can see clear as a bell!
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See you later! I'm going next
door to hang with Peej.
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Whatcha ya doing in the closet, Max?
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I was just looking for,
uh, this tennis racquet.
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-Whoa!
-Hey, look out!
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Whew!
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You don't like your glasses,
do you, Maxie?
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Like 'em? Only geeks
and nerds wear glasses,
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and everybody picks on 'em
and call 'em four-eyes.
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I wanna show you something.
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[straining]
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Stuck.
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Come on, little feller.
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-I won't hurt you.
-[crashing]
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Ah-hyuck! Got it!
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No, Pop! Not that!
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Aww, please?
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I'll do the dishes, the laundry, anything!
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Just not... the album.
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Now, Max, the family photo
album's nothing to sneeze at.
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[sneezes]
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[crashing]
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Well, that's a pall on the family tree.
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Ah-hyuck!
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Max, I wanna tell you a story
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about a hero who wore glasses--
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Your great, great, great grandpa,
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Mopalong Goofy.
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It all right started the day
Mopalong first rode into
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Dodgeball City.
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I've come to clean up this town.
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Howdy, stranger.
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You the new sheriff?
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Oh, heck, no. I'm the new janitor.
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They call me Mopalong Goofy.
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Fastest broom in the west.
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-[coughing]
-[blows]
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That's some mighty fancy
broom work, Mopalong.
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-Well, thanks.
-The name's Fester Swollen,
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and I'd like to shake your hand.
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Shake a leg is more like it.
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Lot of dirt on this street.
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[groans] That's on account of
it's a dirt road, Mopalong.
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That's no excuse for untidiness.
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Morning, ma'am. Nice hat.
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So you see, Max,
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Mopalong Goofy had a stigma-- [stammers]
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...was nearsighted just like you.
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Of course, in his case,
it wasn't just temporary.
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Great story, Pop. A real heart-stopper.
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Well, gotta run, have to
organize my sock drawer.
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Wait, there's more.
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I tingle with anticipation.
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Mopalong Goofy swept
and polished that whole town
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till it sparkled like
a brand new spittoon.
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Well, howdy there horsy. Ah-hyuck!
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Hungry?
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Guess not.
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You ought think about having
that goatee trimmed.
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-[horse whinnies]
-Pardon me, stranger.
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I'm Isadore Eyesore, eye doctor.
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I, janitor!
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No you don't understand.
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-I'm an optometrist.
-Don't blame you.
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I always try and look
on the bright side myself.
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No, no, no. [chuckles]
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I'm an eye specialist,
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and you, my friend, need glasses.
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Glasses? That's just plumb loco.
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I can see clear as a--
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See what I mean?
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No, of course, you don't.
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And you won't till you get glasses.
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My card. Call me anytime night or day.
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Forget it! Only tinhorns
and carpetbaggers wear glasses,
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and everyone picks on 'em
and call 'em Four-eyes.
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See? That's what I've been
trying to tell you, Pop!
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Real men don't wear glasses.
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Now don't jump to confusions, Max.
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There's more to this story
than meets the eye.
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Ah-hyuck!
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[hesitates] Luck 7 salon?
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Dangnabbit, Miss Lily.
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I been soaking long enough.
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All I wanted was a trim.
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Gawrsh, Fester.
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This where all the cowboys go
every afternoon?
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Yep. This here local salon
is the only hangout we got.
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Well, then you ought to keep it clean.
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Saloon? Whoa! Hey, doggy!
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Listen up, boys! This ain't a salon!
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It's a saloon!
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-[cheering]
-[gunfire]
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No more manicures!
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No more facials!
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[crowd clamoring]
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[woman]
He's coming! Mark my words.
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Pecos Pete's coming to town!
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You gotta do something
to protect us, Mayor Baba.
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Oh, now, citizens!
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Please, please!
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I know as well as you
that every six months
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Pecos Pete comes to town
and shoots the new sheriff.
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Except this time we don't
have a new sheriff.
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And that's gonna make Pete mad.
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Believe me, I'd like nothing
more than to hire a sheriff
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for Pecos Pete to shoot.
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Trouble is, nobody left
in town's stupid enough to take the job.
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I stand corrected.
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Congratulations, my boy!
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You're the new sheriff of Dodgeball City.
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Me? Sheriff?
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Gawrsh!
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Are you making this up, Dad?
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Come on, Max.
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Who could make up anything this goofy?
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So what happened
to the last sheriff, Fester?
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-On to Boot Hill.
-Good for him.
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There's no business
like the shoe business.
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No, uh, don't understand.
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He's gone to the last roundup.
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Oh, doing some cattle driving, huh?
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No! He was shot dead by Pecos Pete!
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Same as happened to all the others.
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-Others?
-Yep!
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If I was you and that no-good
avocado showed up right now,
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know what I'd say?
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What's that, Fester?
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I don't want to die! Please, Mr. Pete,
I don't want to die.
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Oh, please, please, please! [sobbing]
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But don't worry, Sheriff.
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Pete headed south.
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I don't suspect he'll be
back this way again.
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"Pecos Pete heading for town
to murder sheriff.
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Have a nice day."
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Uh... [clears throat]
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Time to start worrying, Sheriff.
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Pecos Pete is heading this way.
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Pecos Pete's heading this way.
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-Hold it, Pop?
-Huh?
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This was supposed to be a story
about a hero who wore glasses.
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Well, it is, Max.
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But Mopalong didn't wear glasses,
and he got to be sheriff, right?
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Well, yeah. I mean, no.
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I'm mean, I'm getting to that part, Max.
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Okay? Uh-huh.
Pecos Pete's heading this way!
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Oh, and me not knowing
a thing about sherriffing.
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Oh, yeah.
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You might wanna check that top drawer--
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[narrator] How to be a sheriff.
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Ah-hyuck! That's me.
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Oh, the sheriff, bastion of law and order
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in the early west.
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The sheriff relies on rapid reflexes
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and keen eyesight.
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Therefore, if you're having
trouble reading this,
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you probably need glasses!
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Gawrsh!
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Now, where did I put that card?
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Found it! Ah-hyuck!
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Ah, Sheriff, I'm glad you
finally decided to see me...
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So to speak. [chuckles]
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Now, please read
the top line of the chart.
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Okey-doke. What chart?
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Hmm. There, I'll start you out.
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[reading]
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Continue.
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Gawrsh!
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♪ With a woof-woof here
And a woo-woof there ♪
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♪ Here a woof, there a woof ♪
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♪ Everywhere a woof-woof ♪
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Now, we're gonna fit you
with some nice glasses.
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That's too presidential.
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Too palm beach.
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[chuckles] Definitely not.
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Close but no cigar.
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Perfect!
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Gawrsh! Everything's in focus.
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The eye chart and the furniture and--
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[gasps] Who's that handsome guy
in the glasses?
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-That's you!
-Gawrsh!
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-Thanks, doc!
-Yeah, thanks.
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Now, I won't go tripping
over things all the time.
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[screams]
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[thud]
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[horse neighs]
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Well, after all, they're glasses,
not a brain transplant.
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[narrator]
Chapter two-- [clears throat]
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The roping, the rustler.
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Holding the lasso or lariat
firmly in one hand,
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the sheriff waves his arm
in a circular motion.
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Faster and faster he twirls,
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his strong arm of the law flinging wide,
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his rawhide rope of justice
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never tiring, ever vigilant,
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his steely eyes searching the horizon for
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the ever-present rustler.
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[screams]
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Only if no rustlers are sighted
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does the sheriff know it is safe to stop.
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I said stop!
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[screaming]
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[body thuds]
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Chapter six--
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saddling up the horse.
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[groans]
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The western saddle, a marvelous invention
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of finely tooled leather.
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Perfectly balanced. As light as a feather.
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Melding rider and horse into one machine
261
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with the finely-tuned
reflexes of a bobcat.
262
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[thud]
263
00:13:39,903 --> 00:13:41,073
Ah-hyuck!
264
00:13:41,196 --> 00:13:42,026
[clears throat]
265
00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:46,615
Even a bobcat needs a bath
once in a while.
266
00:13:46,701 --> 00:13:49,251
Now, while all this was going on,
267
00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:52,289
Pecos Pete was getting closer and closer.
268
00:13:52,374 --> 00:13:54,714
Meanwhile, back at the ranch,
269
00:13:54,793 --> 00:13:57,053
or should I say the lucky seven saloon,
270
00:13:57,128 --> 00:14:00,128
Mopalong was having himself
a nice cool sarsaparilla
271
00:14:00,215 --> 00:14:01,465
when suddenly...
272
00:14:05,637 --> 00:14:06,887
[screams]
273
00:14:09,683 --> 00:14:13,443
Hey! How come every time
I walk into a saloon,
274
00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:15,360
the music stops?
275
00:14:18,274 --> 00:14:22,904
Come here, Lily.
Give Pecos Pete a little smooch.
276
00:14:22,987 --> 00:14:28,157
Whoa! Wowee! What's your cologne called?
Six days in the saddle?
277
00:14:28,243 --> 00:14:30,753
Ah-hyuck!
278
00:14:30,829 --> 00:14:33,209
[Pecos Pete]
Oh, wise guy, eh?
279
00:14:33,289 --> 00:14:35,249
What are you laughing at, pilgrim?
280
00:14:35,333 --> 00:14:37,963
Ah-hyuck! Six days in the saddle.
281
00:14:38,044 --> 00:14:42,134
-I gotta remember that one.
-[Pecos Pete] Listen, you greenhorn.
282
00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:45,045
You better-- Well, now...
283
00:14:45,135 --> 00:14:48,045
If it ain't the new sheriff.
284
00:14:48,138 --> 00:14:51,678
Time to trip the light fantastic, tinhorn!
285
00:14:51,766 --> 00:14:53,806
-Huh?
-Dance!
286
00:14:53,935 --> 00:14:57,515
Oh, golly, thanks, but I think I'll sit
this one out.
287
00:14:57,605 --> 00:15:00,685
Gotta a couple of bunions,
and you actually do smell pretty bad--
288
00:15:03,778 --> 00:15:05,448
[laughing]
289
00:15:12,537 --> 00:15:13,907
[laughing]
290
00:15:18,168 --> 00:15:19,588
[laughing]
291
00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:26,756
-Hey!
-Shall we dip?
292
00:15:26,843 --> 00:15:28,973
Who you calling a dip?
293
00:15:29,095 --> 00:15:32,265
This must be one of them
new fangled dance steps, huh?
294
00:15:32,349 --> 00:15:33,309
Sheriff!
295
00:15:33,391 --> 00:15:35,351
I'm calling you out!
296
00:15:35,477 --> 00:15:37,977
Now, Pete, just 'cause I danced with you
297
00:15:38,063 --> 00:15:39,523
doesn't mean you can run my life.
298
00:15:39,606 --> 00:15:43,186
Meet me at high noon
at the Okeydoke Corral.
299
00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:44,936
Okey-doke.
300
00:15:45,528 --> 00:15:47,198
Seems like a real nice feller.
301
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:50,780
Don't you know who that was?
302
00:15:50,867 --> 00:15:53,237
-Dance instructor?
-Pecos Pete.
303
00:15:53,370 --> 00:15:55,870
-The outlaw.
-He is?
304
00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:57,785
Who are you, the tailor?
305
00:15:57,874 --> 00:16:00,544
No, I'm the undertaker.
306
00:16:01,044 --> 00:16:05,304
Do you prefer a pine box
or something in spruce? [chuckles]
307
00:16:09,594 --> 00:16:13,724
[Goofy] Well, Max, the sun
was blazing high in the sky.
308
00:16:13,807 --> 00:16:17,807
the clock tower said
ten minutes till noon.
309
00:16:17,936 --> 00:16:20,556
Mopalong Goofy headed
for his last roundup--
310
00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:23,817
The gunfight at the Okeydoke Corral.
311
00:16:33,034 --> 00:16:35,834
-You're late!
-I got lost.
312
00:16:35,954 --> 00:16:37,504
Your directions were terrible.
313
00:16:37,622 --> 00:16:39,752
You ready to gunfight?
314
00:16:39,874 --> 00:16:42,094
Gunfight? Sure.
315
00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:44,588
Just let me review
that chapter real quick.
316
00:16:44,671 --> 00:16:45,881
Gun slinging...
317
00:16:46,006 --> 00:16:49,046
[muttering] Oh, here we go!
318
00:16:49,175 --> 00:16:50,755
-Gun fighting!
-[Pecos Pete] Gimme that!
319
00:16:50,844 --> 00:16:52,554
You don't need no book.
320
00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:55,599
Oh, sure I do.
That's why I got the glasses.
321
00:16:55,682 --> 00:17:00,022
Glasses? Real men don't wear glasses!
322
00:17:00,145 --> 00:17:01,765
Hey! Give those back!
323
00:17:05,025 --> 00:17:06,225
Oops.
324
00:17:08,737 --> 00:17:12,277
Aww, they got all broke.
325
00:17:12,407 --> 00:17:16,287
But how am I gonna know what
to do if I can't read the book?
326
00:17:21,624 --> 00:17:24,634
You just listen to old Pecos Pete.
327
00:17:25,670 --> 00:17:29,260
We walk ten paces,
turn around and shoot, got that?
328
00:17:30,133 --> 00:17:31,513
Almost.
329
00:17:31,593 --> 00:17:33,723
What was that third part
after we turn around?
330
00:17:34,804 --> 00:17:35,934
Shoot!
331
00:17:36,056 --> 00:17:37,346
Okey-doke.
332
00:17:42,771 --> 00:17:46,571
Not yet. First we walk ten paces, see?
333
00:17:46,649 --> 00:17:47,979
But you told me to--
334
00:17:48,109 --> 00:17:50,989
I know what I told you!
Now do what I'm telling you!
335
00:17:51,112 --> 00:17:53,952
Sorry. It's my first fight to the death.
336
00:17:54,032 --> 00:17:55,202
Ah-hyuck!
337
00:17:55,283 --> 00:17:56,413
Get moving.
338
00:17:56,534 --> 00:18:00,084
One, two, three, four--
339
00:18:00,205 --> 00:18:02,415
[Goofy] Five, six, seven--
340
00:18:02,540 --> 00:18:04,630
Eight, nine--
341
00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:11,051
Hey, where'd that idjit go?
342
00:18:22,310 --> 00:18:24,520
Psst. Hey, stranger,
343
00:18:24,646 --> 00:18:26,436
you seen Pecos Pete?
344
00:18:26,564 --> 00:18:29,034
-Yeah.
-Where?
345
00:18:29,150 --> 00:18:31,110
Right here!
346
00:18:41,746 --> 00:18:42,706
[gunshots]
347
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:47,090
Whew!
348
00:18:47,210 --> 00:18:48,590
[guns cock]
349
00:18:52,298 --> 00:18:55,178
Why did the chicken cross the road?
350
00:18:55,844 --> 00:18:57,854
I'm being riddled by bullets.
351
00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:08,647
Oh, sheriff! Is that you?
352
00:19:08,773 --> 00:19:10,323
-Yup!
-[gunfire]
353
00:19:14,070 --> 00:19:15,860
[clicking]
354
00:19:15,947 --> 00:19:17,277
[rattling]
355
00:19:17,741 --> 00:19:19,661
Uh-oh! Out of bullets!
356
00:19:22,537 --> 00:19:25,077
Come on out, you liver-bellied coward!
357
00:19:25,206 --> 00:19:27,626
I'm really in a pickle now.
358
00:19:33,923 --> 00:19:36,303
Hope these are the high-caliber 'cukes.
359
00:19:40,138 --> 00:19:44,138
-[groans] Gherkins! I hate gherkins!
-[gunshot]
360
00:19:45,185 --> 00:19:47,475
I got it! I got it!
361
00:19:47,604 --> 00:19:49,904
[overlapping shouts]
362
00:19:54,194 --> 00:19:55,744
[overlapping shouts]
363
00:19:59,324 --> 00:20:02,164
Okay, Pete! Reach for the sky!
364
00:20:04,204 --> 00:20:07,544
Sure that pickle's loaded, sheriff?
365
00:20:07,624 --> 00:20:09,464
[laughing]
366
00:20:10,752 --> 00:20:13,552
Say hasta la vista, Mopalong!
367
00:20:16,508 --> 00:20:17,838
Well, ouchy!
368
00:20:19,594 --> 00:20:21,354
Say!
369
00:20:21,429 --> 00:20:22,599
All right, Pete!
370
00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:24,022
You better give it up.
371
00:20:24,391 --> 00:20:26,601
I don't need a gun
to beat the likes of you.
372
00:20:27,143 --> 00:20:29,853
I like a dead man with a sense of humor.
373
00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:36,026
-[cries out]
-[bullets firing]
374
00:20:41,991 --> 00:20:43,451
[explosion]
375
00:20:46,037 --> 00:20:47,537
[explosion]
376
00:20:55,171 --> 00:20:57,051
Well, Pecos Pete,
377
00:20:57,173 --> 00:21:00,303
looks my four eyes beat your six-guns.
378
00:21:00,385 --> 00:21:01,585
Ah-hyuck!
379
00:21:02,721 --> 00:21:04,641
[slams]
380
00:21:07,017 --> 00:21:10,977
Oh, you're not leaving us,
are you, Mopalong?
381
00:21:11,104 --> 00:21:13,904
Yep. My work here is done.
382
00:21:13,982 --> 00:21:16,032
Oh, it can't be true!
383
00:21:16,109 --> 00:21:19,149
Please don't go, my little pumpernickel!
384
00:21:19,279 --> 00:21:21,109
Oh, I got to, Miss Lily.
385
00:21:21,865 --> 00:21:24,275
A lot more towns need cleaning up.
386
00:21:24,576 --> 00:21:26,826
Y'all can take care of yourselves now.
387
00:21:30,206 --> 00:21:31,956
-Bye-bye!
-So long!
388
00:21:32,042 --> 00:21:37,012
[harmonizing] ♪ Bye-bye ♪
389
00:21:37,130 --> 00:21:41,430
And Mopalong Goofy rolled off
into the sunset, Max.
390
00:21:41,551 --> 00:21:43,351
But that wasn't the last of him.
391
00:21:43,428 --> 00:21:45,598
He went on to bigger and better things.
392
00:21:45,680 --> 00:21:47,390
He later won the Stanley Cup,
393
00:21:47,515 --> 00:21:49,385
discovered break dancing,
394
00:21:49,517 --> 00:21:53,097
healed up and taught Beethoven
the nose flute.
395
00:21:53,229 --> 00:21:57,439
[sighs] What do you think
about wearing glasses now, Max?
396
00:21:57,567 --> 00:21:59,027
Well...
397
00:22:01,905 --> 00:22:04,365
-Wow!
-Gawrsh.
398
00:22:04,491 --> 00:22:07,791
Wait'll Peej gets a load of these babies!
399
00:22:07,911 --> 00:22:11,161
[Goofy] Whoa! Max! Max, wait a second!
400
00:22:11,247 --> 00:22:12,367
Max!
401
00:22:12,457 --> 00:22:15,377
Max!
402
00:22:17,796 --> 00:22:18,836
♪ Gimme a beat ♪
403
00:22:18,922 --> 00:22:20,422
[theme music playing]
404
00:22:46,366 --> 00:22:47,776
Yeah!
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