Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:00,542 --> 00:00:02,792
Ah-hyuck!
2
00:00:02,877 --> 00:00:04,547
♪ H-h-h-hit it ♪
3
00:00:04,629 --> 00:00:06,379
♪ Like father, like son ♪
4
00:00:07,090 --> 00:00:08,550
♪ You're always number one ♪
5
00:00:08,633 --> 00:00:09,473
[both] Yes!
6
00:00:09,551 --> 00:00:11,511
♪ There's buddies, there's pals ♪
7
00:00:11,594 --> 00:00:12,434
Yeah!
8
00:00:12,512 --> 00:00:14,852
♪ You always seem to work things out ♪
9
00:00:14,931 --> 00:00:16,641
♪ Can't you see you're two of a kind ♪
10
00:00:16,725 --> 00:00:18,975
♪ Lookin' for a real good time ♪
11
00:00:19,060 --> 00:00:19,980
Whoa!
12
00:00:20,061 --> 00:00:21,191
♪ A real good time ♪
13
00:00:21,271 --> 00:00:22,111
Aah!
14
00:00:22,522 --> 00:00:24,022
♪ Report to the Goof Troop ♪
15
00:00:24,107 --> 00:00:26,357
♪ And we'll always stick together ♪
16
00:00:26,443 --> 00:00:27,693
♪ Always stick together ♪
17
00:00:27,777 --> 00:00:29,357
♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪
18
00:00:29,446 --> 00:00:31,776
♪ The best of friends forever ♪
19
00:00:33,116 --> 00:00:35,286
♪ Side by side wherever we go ♪
20
00:00:35,368 --> 00:00:39,118
♪ We're always ready to roll ♪
21
00:00:39,956 --> 00:00:42,626
-♪ Now gimme a beat ♪
-♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪
22
00:00:42,709 --> 00:00:44,789
♪ And we always stick together ♪
23
00:00:45,545 --> 00:00:46,455
Gawrsh!
24
00:00:46,546 --> 00:00:47,506
♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪
25
00:00:47,589 --> 00:00:50,259
♪ The best of friends forever ♪
26
00:00:51,468 --> 00:00:53,598
♪ Now we're calling everyone ♪
27
00:00:53,678 --> 00:00:55,638
♪ Come along and join the fun ♪
28
00:00:55,722 --> 00:00:56,812
♪ Report to the Goof Troop ♪
29
00:00:56,890 --> 00:00:58,480
♪ Baa ba doo da bop baa ba doo bop ♪
30
00:00:58,558 --> 00:00:59,728
Yeah!
31
00:01:07,525 --> 00:01:09,815
[Peg sighs] When we were first married,
32
00:01:09,903 --> 00:01:12,663
Pete would do anything to show he cared--
33
00:01:12,739 --> 00:01:14,569
Climb a mountain
34
00:01:14,657 --> 00:01:18,367
to bring me the first blue
cornflower of spring,
35
00:01:18,453 --> 00:01:20,543
work any job he could get
36
00:01:20,622 --> 00:01:24,882
just to earn enough money
to buy me a little gold ring.
37
00:01:24,959 --> 00:01:27,209
[Goofy] Aw. Isn't that sweet?
38
00:01:27,295 --> 00:01:30,915
[Peg] Yeah. He worshiped
the earth clods I walked on.
39
00:01:31,007 --> 00:01:32,967
Kept a jar of them under his pillow.
40
00:01:33,051 --> 00:01:36,431
But now that it's our 20th anniversary,
41
00:01:36,513 --> 00:01:38,973
he'd sooner remember the number of dimples
42
00:01:39,057 --> 00:01:40,307
on his golf balls
43
00:01:40,392 --> 00:01:42,442
than the day we tied the knot!
44
00:01:42,519 --> 00:01:44,189
You watch. He'll come home
45
00:01:44,270 --> 00:01:46,520
expecting to be waited on like King Tut
46
00:01:46,606 --> 00:01:49,186
till I drop a hint the size of a doghouse.
47
00:01:49,275 --> 00:01:52,445
Then he'll fly off in a panic
and buy me some cheap present
48
00:01:52,529 --> 00:01:55,619
to schmooze me into one more
year of free maid service.
49
00:01:55,699 --> 00:01:58,989
[sigh] He just doesn't
appreciate me anymore.
50
00:01:59,077 --> 00:02:01,827
If only I could get back
the guy I married.
51
00:02:01,913 --> 00:02:04,623
-Aw.
-Poor Mom.
52
00:02:04,708 --> 00:02:07,288
You know, the ol' Petey's
gotta be kickin' around
53
00:02:07,377 --> 00:02:09,497
somewhere under all those layers of flab.
54
00:02:09,587 --> 00:02:11,297
Wonder if there's a way to dredge him out.
55
00:02:11,381 --> 00:02:13,051
Yeahhh!
56
00:02:16,177 --> 00:02:17,467
After a long, hard day
57
00:02:17,554 --> 00:02:19,014
of putting my feet up on my desk,
58
00:02:19,097 --> 00:02:20,517
can't wait to kick off my shoes.
59
00:02:20,598 --> 00:02:22,018
Peg! What'd y'do
60
00:02:22,100 --> 00:02:23,850
with my Harvey Hippo lounging socks?
61
00:02:23,935 --> 00:02:25,645
[Peg] They're on your feet.
62
00:02:26,646 --> 00:02:27,726
Oh. Yeah.
63
00:02:27,814 --> 00:02:28,864
When's dinner?
64
00:02:28,940 --> 00:02:30,570
Ready in 15 minutes.
65
00:02:30,650 --> 00:02:33,070
Awww, that's five minutes late.
66
00:02:33,153 --> 00:02:34,953
But, punkin, you know
67
00:02:35,030 --> 00:02:36,570
I can't watch The Crumnuts Family
68
00:02:36,656 --> 00:02:37,816
on an empty stomach.
69
00:02:37,907 --> 00:02:39,577
If it doesn't get my rating share,
70
00:02:39,659 --> 00:02:41,829
the sponsors will cut its U.N. donations.
71
00:02:41,911 --> 00:02:43,751
Cities will starve in Lower Slovobia.
72
00:02:43,830 --> 00:02:45,580
So go light a fire under that pasta maker!
73
00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:49,207
Any second now...
74
00:02:49,294 --> 00:02:50,384
[knock on door]
75
00:02:50,462 --> 00:02:52,052
[chuckle]
76
00:02:52,130 --> 00:02:54,470
OK. You sly ol' fox. Where'd y'hide it?
77
00:02:54,549 --> 00:02:57,049
I'm dying to find out
what is it this year.
78
00:02:57,135 --> 00:02:58,675
What what is?
79
00:02:58,762 --> 00:03:01,602
Why, Peg's anniversary present, what else?
80
00:03:01,681 --> 00:03:03,221
Anniversary?
81
00:03:03,308 --> 00:03:04,678
Yipe!
82
00:03:04,768 --> 00:03:06,598
Left my dandruff scraper
back at the office.
83
00:03:06,686 --> 00:03:07,936
I'll be right back.
84
00:03:08,021 --> 00:03:11,781
I give him, ohhh, 10 minutes.
85
00:03:11,858 --> 00:03:14,238
Three to realize
all the stores are closed...
86
00:03:14,319 --> 00:03:16,279
[mumbling]
87
00:03:16,363 --> 00:03:20,413
Two to pull an anniversary rabbit
out of a trash can.
88
00:03:20,492 --> 00:03:22,992
[mumbling] One man's
trash is another man's--
89
00:03:23,078 --> 00:03:25,328
Ohh! [mumbling]
90
00:03:25,413 --> 00:03:27,963
Four more to shake down a gumball machine.
91
00:03:28,041 --> 00:03:30,251
Come on, you stinking, rotten, lousy gum--
92
00:03:30,335 --> 00:03:32,045
And a minute travel time,
93
00:03:32,128 --> 00:03:35,918
which leaves 3, 2, 1, and...
94
00:03:36,007 --> 00:03:37,337
Cue the hubby.
95
00:03:37,425 --> 00:03:39,505
Crumbcake! Ha ha!
96
00:03:39,594 --> 00:03:42,264
Betcha thought I forgot our anniversary.
97
00:03:42,347 --> 00:03:46,267
Pete-ums would rather forget the corns
on his tootsers.
98
00:03:46,351 --> 00:03:49,481
For you, my little liver spot.
99
00:03:50,897 --> 00:03:52,107
Plastic flowers.
100
00:03:52,190 --> 00:03:53,900
OK, so they don't smell,
101
00:03:53,983 --> 00:03:55,323
but they won't wilt, either.
102
00:03:55,402 --> 00:03:58,822
And look! I gotcha jewelry, too!
103
00:03:58,905 --> 00:04:00,155
A plastic penny ring.
104
00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:02,240
Nickel ring! Almost broke my toe
105
00:04:02,325 --> 00:04:04,235
kicking it outta the gum machine.
106
00:04:04,327 --> 00:04:05,867
I'm surprised you didn't give me
107
00:04:05,954 --> 00:04:08,164
a bottle of yesterday's bath water.
108
00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:10,628
You don't care about me anymore!
109
00:04:10,709 --> 00:04:13,629
[sobbing]
110
00:04:13,712 --> 00:04:16,302
But--but--but, peach fuzz!
111
00:04:16,381 --> 00:04:18,631
[Peg] Go make your own pasta!
112
00:04:18,717 --> 00:04:20,137
[giggling]
113
00:04:22,345 --> 00:04:25,015
Goof! Help! If I don't get her
a real present,
114
00:04:25,098 --> 00:04:26,638
I'll be eatin' refried dog food
115
00:04:26,725 --> 00:04:27,925
for the next 50 years!
116
00:04:28,018 --> 00:04:29,638
You gotta think of somethin' quick!
117
00:04:29,728 --> 00:04:33,188
Hmm. Somethin' to show
ya care more about Peg
118
00:04:33,273 --> 00:04:35,863
than a plate of twice-chewed
chicken gristle, huh?
119
00:04:35,942 --> 00:04:37,532
I got it!
120
00:04:37,610 --> 00:04:40,070
How about taking her
on a second honeymoon?
121
00:04:40,155 --> 00:04:42,235
One of them there tropical vacations
122
00:04:42,323 --> 00:04:43,993
with all the fixin's!
123
00:04:44,075 --> 00:04:47,825
Happen to have a brochure right, uh, here!
124
00:04:47,912 --> 00:04:51,882
A first-class flight to the resort island
of Moulah Moulah!
125
00:04:51,958 --> 00:04:53,498
Swayin' palm trees,
126
00:04:53,585 --> 00:04:55,415
romantical sunsets,
127
00:04:55,503 --> 00:04:56,673
talkin' parrots an'--
128
00:04:56,755 --> 00:04:58,585
Book me the best vacation they got!
129
00:04:58,673 --> 00:05:01,183
Uh! 15 bucks.
130
00:05:01,259 --> 00:05:04,509
And I want you to spend every dime.
131
00:05:04,596 --> 00:05:08,596
I'm sparin' no expense
for my little mushroom cap.
132
00:05:09,934 --> 00:05:13,194
Oh, okra blossom,
133
00:05:13,271 --> 00:05:15,021
dry those pretty little peepers
134
00:05:15,106 --> 00:05:18,186
an' pull yer muu-muu outta mothballs.
135
00:05:18,276 --> 00:05:20,356
We're having a second honeymoon.
136
00:05:21,112 --> 00:05:22,362
We are?
137
00:05:22,447 --> 00:05:25,867
Oh, chipmunk cheeks.
138
00:05:26,493 --> 00:05:30,713
[Peg] Oh, I can't tell you
what this means to me!
139
00:05:30,789 --> 00:05:31,829
[giggle]
140
00:05:35,877 --> 00:05:37,207
You were right, Goof.
141
00:05:37,295 --> 00:05:39,625
Best 15 bucks I ever spent.
142
00:05:39,714 --> 00:05:41,344
14 more than I wanted to spend,
143
00:05:41,424 --> 00:05:43,804
but I can cut back on her birth-- What?
144
00:05:43,885 --> 00:05:47,345
[stutters] Aren't we taking
one of them big babies?
145
00:05:47,472 --> 00:05:49,892
Sorry. All you can get for 15 bucks
146
00:05:49,974 --> 00:05:52,984
is bottom-of-the-line
I'd-rather-travel-by-mule flight.
147
00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:54,273
Yes.
148
00:05:54,479 --> 00:05:57,109
Time to board, peach fuzz.
No peekin' now.
149
00:05:57,190 --> 00:05:59,940
Wanna keep our romantic
destination a secret
150
00:06:00,026 --> 00:06:03,316
so's it don't spoil the surprise. Yeah.
151
00:06:04,989 --> 00:06:07,369
Oh, ha ha! Petey-pie!
152
00:06:07,450 --> 00:06:09,990
You're so romantic!
153
00:06:10,078 --> 00:06:12,078
Yeah, well, you know,
154
00:06:12,163 --> 00:06:13,793
nothing's too good
155
00:06:13,873 --> 00:06:16,543
for my li'l pumpkin rind, yeah.
156
00:06:16,626 --> 00:06:18,746
[Goofy over intercom]
Good evenin', ladies n' gents.
157
00:06:18,837 --> 00:06:21,717
Welcome aboard Flight 6 7/8
158
00:06:21,798 --> 00:06:23,718
to the island of Moulah Moulah!
159
00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:25,800
Time fer takeoff.
160
00:06:29,139 --> 00:06:31,889
Please return yer seats
to the upright position,
161
00:06:31,975 --> 00:06:33,635
unless you'd prefer full tilt,
162
00:06:33,727 --> 00:06:36,397
half tilt, spin cycle, reverse-o-matic...
163
00:06:37,480 --> 00:06:39,770
Hey, Operation Anniversary
164
00:06:39,858 --> 00:06:42,318
is about to go into high gear!
165
00:06:42,402 --> 00:06:44,362
Ladies and gentlemen,
166
00:06:44,446 --> 00:06:45,946
fer yer dinin' pleasure,
167
00:06:46,031 --> 00:06:48,991
Chef Goof-ay's Polynesian specialty--
168
00:06:49,075 --> 00:06:51,325
Fried octy-pus in prune sauce
169
00:06:51,411 --> 00:06:53,461
with jellyfish jam. Ah-hyuck!
170
00:06:53,538 --> 00:06:55,118
Ah-hyuck! Boney appe-teet!
171
00:06:55,206 --> 00:06:56,286
[gagging]
172
00:06:56,374 --> 00:06:58,294
I couldn't possibly eat.
173
00:06:58,376 --> 00:07:00,836
My tummy's too atwitter with joy.
174
00:07:00,920 --> 00:07:04,090
I'll just feed you
both our portions. Ha ha!
175
00:07:04,174 --> 00:07:06,264
Open wide.
176
00:07:06,343 --> 00:07:08,223
Oh, that's OK, puddin'.
177
00:07:08,303 --> 00:07:10,143
I'm not really hun--
178
00:07:10,221 --> 00:07:13,271
[Peg] There you go! Isn't that nice?
179
00:07:13,350 --> 00:07:15,980
And now, a love song to chew by.
180
00:07:16,061 --> 00:07:16,901
♪ Oh ♪
181
00:07:17,103 --> 00:07:18,103
Ah-hyuck!
182
00:07:18,271 --> 00:07:20,521
♪ When yer wifey-poo ♪
183
00:07:20,607 --> 00:07:23,357
♪ Gets all hoochie-coo ♪
184
00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:26,823
♪ Time ta lini-wini-
Hooki-pooki-wikki-woo ♪
185
00:07:26,905 --> 00:07:28,405
♪ Then ya looki-luu ♪
186
00:07:28,490 --> 00:07:30,660
♪ Uh, hokey-pokey, too ♪
187
00:07:30,742 --> 00:07:33,242
♪ And don't forget ta say ♪
188
00:07:33,328 --> 00:07:34,578
♪ Ya really love her, too ♪
189
00:07:34,662 --> 00:07:36,252
♪ Oh, then ya-- ♪
190
00:07:36,331 --> 00:07:37,541
[sighs]
191
00:07:37,624 --> 00:07:39,294
Aw, snuggle nose,
192
00:07:39,376 --> 00:07:42,626
Don'tcha wanna stay up here forever?
193
00:07:42,712 --> 00:07:43,922
Ha ha ha.
194
00:07:44,005 --> 00:07:46,585
No. I wanna land n' find out
195
00:07:46,675 --> 00:07:49,175
-what our hotel's like.
-[crash]
196
00:07:49,260 --> 00:07:51,350
[Goofy] Attention, all passengers!
197
00:07:51,429 --> 00:07:53,849
The cap'n informs me we lost our engines!
198
00:07:53,932 --> 00:07:55,732
Please stand by to bail out!
199
00:07:55,809 --> 00:07:58,019
Hmm, time to bail out.
200
00:07:58,103 --> 00:07:59,563
Jump outta the plane?
201
00:07:59,646 --> 00:08:01,726
Ohh, how exciting!
202
00:08:01,815 --> 00:08:06,025
You'll save me, won't you, snookums?
203
00:08:06,111 --> 00:08:09,571
Aah! Too high. High in the sky.
204
00:08:09,656 --> 00:08:11,906
I'm afraid of heights. I can't do it.
205
00:08:11,991 --> 00:08:13,241
I'm afraid of winds!
206
00:08:13,326 --> 00:08:14,986
To activate yer parachute,
207
00:08:15,078 --> 00:08:16,658
insert yer arms in loops "a" n' "b",
208
00:08:16,746 --> 00:08:17,866
yer legs in loops "c" and "e,"
209
00:08:17,956 --> 00:08:19,166
snap "g" into tab "z,"
210
00:08:19,249 --> 00:08:20,289
grab hole the rip cordy,
211
00:08:20,375 --> 00:08:22,585
and, ah-hyuck, let 'er rip!
212
00:08:22,669 --> 00:08:24,549
[screams]
213
00:08:24,629 --> 00:08:27,629
Whooa! But there's all
that gravity out there!
214
00:08:27,716 --> 00:08:30,886
Gawrsh, not yet. Y'gotta count first!
215
00:08:30,969 --> 00:08:34,679
One, two, three,
216
00:08:34,764 --> 00:08:36,394
four, five,
217
00:08:36,474 --> 00:08:39,444
six, seven, eight,
218
00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:41,599
nine... 10!
219
00:08:41,688 --> 00:08:45,608
[Pete screaming]
220
00:08:45,692 --> 00:08:46,942
Happy landings.
221
00:08:47,027 --> 00:08:48,447
And thanks fer flyin'
222
00:08:48,528 --> 00:08:50,028
Moulah Moulah Airlines!
223
00:08:50,113 --> 00:08:51,323
Ah-hyuck!
224
00:08:54,743 --> 00:08:56,703
[jungle sounds]
225
00:08:56,786 --> 00:08:58,786
Uh, uh, uh...
226
00:08:58,872 --> 00:09:00,712
Whoooaaah!
227
00:09:00,790 --> 00:09:03,420
Ooh! Eee! Aah!
228
00:09:06,588 --> 00:09:10,428
[Goofy] Whaaa-hah-hah-hooieee!
229
00:09:14,512 --> 00:09:15,932
Get offa me.
230
00:09:16,014 --> 00:09:17,564
Gawrsh, I'm sorry.
231
00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:18,730
What kind of vacation y'call this?
232
00:09:18,808 --> 00:09:19,928
Well, it's...
233
00:09:20,018 --> 00:09:21,268
I paid top dollar
234
00:09:21,353 --> 00:09:23,273
to take my wife on a second honeymoon,
235
00:09:23,355 --> 00:09:24,605
and look where you dumped me!
236
00:09:24,689 --> 00:09:25,819
-I'm sorry.
-[crunch]
237
00:09:25,899 --> 00:09:28,319
Yow! Bugs! Bugs! Get him off me!
238
00:09:28,401 --> 00:09:29,611
Get him off me! Get him off me!
239
00:09:29,694 --> 00:09:31,534
I'll save you, Petey.
240
00:09:31,613 --> 00:09:33,203
Take that! And that!
241
00:09:33,281 --> 00:09:34,821
What are you-- Ow!
242
00:09:37,494 --> 00:09:40,374
Looky. Peg's parachute.
243
00:09:40,455 --> 00:09:43,495
And her purse and lippystick.
244
00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:45,383
Uh-oh.
245
00:09:45,460 --> 00:09:47,460
Looks like she had company.
246
00:09:47,545 --> 00:09:49,875
She's been captured by natives.
247
00:09:49,964 --> 00:09:51,634
You got to save her.
248
00:09:51,716 --> 00:09:53,756
-Me?
-Ah-hyuck!
249
00:09:53,843 --> 00:09:56,603
Wait'll she sees her hubby
swinging to her rescue.
250
00:09:56,680 --> 00:10:00,020
Gonna be one anniversary present
she'll never forget.
251
00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:02,480
But what if the locals are mean
252
00:10:02,560 --> 00:10:04,150
or eat tourists for breakfast
253
00:10:04,229 --> 00:10:05,649
or have bad breath?
254
00:10:05,730 --> 00:10:07,860
Couldn't we just find
a phone and call 911?
255
00:10:07,941 --> 00:10:10,361
Why, by then Peg could be a shrunken head
256
00:10:10,443 --> 00:10:12,033
on some popsicle stick.
257
00:10:12,112 --> 00:10:13,912
And I don't know about you,
258
00:10:13,988 --> 00:10:16,868
but I'd really miss her kiwi chiffon pie.
259
00:10:18,034 --> 00:10:19,794
[Pete thinking] Yipes. Without Peg,
260
00:10:19,869 --> 00:10:21,369
I'd have to cook and clean
261
00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:23,674
and make Pistol eat her peas.
262
00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:26,998
Come on, Goof.
263
00:10:27,085 --> 00:10:29,335
No wife of mine's gonna wind up leftovers.
264
00:10:29,421 --> 00:10:32,261
-[roar]
-On the other hand,
265
00:10:32,340 --> 00:10:33,970
she has been lifting anvils at the gym.
266
00:10:34,050 --> 00:10:35,430
Just got her black belt in karate.
267
00:10:35,510 --> 00:10:36,720
She's gonna be fine.
268
00:10:38,054 --> 00:10:40,604
[natives shouting] Yaa! Yaa!
269
00:10:43,935 --> 00:10:47,225
Yeesh. Either I'm seeing sextuple,
270
00:10:47,313 --> 00:10:50,903
or my family tree dropped bad
apples farther than I thought.
271
00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:53,704
Lucky it did. No one with my genes
272
00:10:53,778 --> 00:10:55,198
could pass up a good deal.
273
00:10:55,280 --> 00:10:57,740
Well, now, fellas, let me go,
274
00:10:57,824 --> 00:11:00,704
I'll give you free
tires, free lube jobs,
275
00:11:00,785 --> 00:11:02,195
free limos.
276
00:11:02,287 --> 00:11:03,617
Icky-wicky yak-yak.
277
00:11:03,705 --> 00:11:05,455
Ig-bay outh-may, man.
278
00:11:05,540 --> 00:11:06,620
[laughing]
279
00:11:06,708 --> 00:11:08,168
Oh, primitive, huh?
280
00:11:08,251 --> 00:11:10,301
Don't know a satellite from a sedan?
281
00:11:10,378 --> 00:11:11,878
Wait till you see what you're missing.
282
00:11:11,963 --> 00:11:14,223
Gimme a spear. I'll draw
one for you in the dirt.
283
00:11:14,299 --> 00:11:16,339
Just a thought.
284
00:11:16,426 --> 00:11:18,136
[bird screeches]
285
00:11:20,972 --> 00:11:22,222
Ucker-say eady-ray.
286
00:11:22,307 --> 00:11:23,727
Ommy-may ext-nay.
287
00:11:23,808 --> 00:11:24,888
Oss-cray ingers-fay.
288
00:11:25,143 --> 00:11:27,773
I wish I knew what they were saying!
289
00:11:27,854 --> 00:11:29,774
No! We can make a deal.
290
00:11:29,856 --> 00:11:32,436
I'll give you my fishing
gear, my boat, my house!
291
00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:34,775
[female voice] Let him go!
292
00:11:39,324 --> 00:11:42,704
Queen Peg's wish is our command.
293
00:11:44,788 --> 00:11:46,658
Queen Peg?
294
00:11:46,748 --> 00:11:49,498
Hey, don't ask me. For some reason,
295
00:11:49,584 --> 00:11:52,054
these guys worship the earth I walk on.
296
00:11:53,838 --> 00:11:55,548
And the feet that do the walking.
297
00:11:55,632 --> 00:11:58,222
Crumbcake, we gotta talk.
298
00:11:58,301 --> 00:12:00,511
Nobody talks to Queenie
299
00:12:00,595 --> 00:12:03,305
without smoochin' the royal tootsies.
300
00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:04,640
Sure.
301
00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:06,814
Snookums, we gotta split.
302
00:12:06,893 --> 00:12:09,313
Who knows when these guys will
stop eating out of your hand
303
00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:11,306
and start picking your bones?
304
00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:12,608
I mean, look at them.
305
00:12:12,691 --> 00:12:14,941
Can you trust faces like those?
306
00:12:15,026 --> 00:12:17,486
Well, I'd like to leave,
307
00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:21,870
but the chief says I can't go
until I choose a hubby.
308
00:12:21,950 --> 00:12:24,040
That can't take too l-- what?
309
00:12:24,119 --> 00:12:25,329
I'm your hubby!
310
00:12:26,371 --> 00:12:27,911
Well...
311
00:12:27,997 --> 00:12:30,327
You look like my hubby,
312
00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:32,707
but so do all of them.
313
00:12:32,794 --> 00:12:35,964
I wish I could tell which
one's the guy I married.
314
00:12:36,965 --> 00:12:38,875
I'm the guy you married!
315
00:12:38,967 --> 00:12:40,717
Oh, no, no, no, no.
316
00:12:40,802 --> 00:12:43,512
You see, the guy I married
cared for me so much,
317
00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:46,726
he'd climb a mountain
to bring me a flower.
318
00:12:46,891 --> 00:12:48,061
[elephant trumpets]
319
00:12:50,061 --> 00:12:52,151
Oh, that's lovely.
Ooh, thank you very much.
320
00:12:52,230 --> 00:12:53,480
Oh, how pretty. Look at that.
321
00:12:53,565 --> 00:12:55,185
I gotta top these chumps
322
00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:56,855
to get back my own wife?
323
00:12:56,943 --> 00:12:57,993
[Peg giggling]
324
00:12:58,069 --> 00:13:00,409
Hmm...
325
00:13:00,488 --> 00:13:02,658
Say, pally,
326
00:13:02,741 --> 00:13:05,161
would you have a premium posy to spare?
327
00:13:05,243 --> 00:13:07,203
Trade you this state-of-the-art
toothpick.
328
00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:09,207
Even show you how to use it.
329
00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:11,249
Got no flowers.
330
00:13:11,332 --> 00:13:12,882
But I do have a map
331
00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:16,209
to the legendary blue orchid of Bumbago.
332
00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:18,416
Wins the ladies every time.
333
00:13:26,389 --> 00:13:27,719
Aah!
334
00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:29,887
Hey, Petey, did you find Peg?
335
00:13:29,976 --> 00:13:31,686
Oh, I found her.
336
00:13:31,770 --> 00:13:33,520
She's got a bunch of natives
spoiling her rotten.
337
00:13:33,605 --> 00:13:35,565
Now I gotta risk my life
338
00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:38,188
for some dumb flower to win her back.
339
00:13:38,276 --> 00:13:40,026
And it's all your fault, see?
340
00:13:40,111 --> 00:13:42,491
This trip was your idea,
341
00:13:42,572 --> 00:13:44,122
so you're gonna help me get it.
342
00:13:44,199 --> 00:13:47,199
Don't worry, Petey. I'm right behind you.
343
00:13:52,582 --> 00:13:55,002
Hmm. Must be the Tsetse swamp,
344
00:13:55,085 --> 00:13:58,045
says here it's the home
of half a million rare bugs.
345
00:13:58,129 --> 00:14:00,719
[gasp] Some of which
feed on flowers, Goof,
346
00:14:00,799 --> 00:14:03,219
which means, if I pick that blue orchid,
347
00:14:03,301 --> 00:14:05,971
the bugs that eat that puppy will starve.
348
00:14:06,054 --> 00:14:08,064
I can't throw an endangered species
349
00:14:08,139 --> 00:14:10,389
on the bread line just to please Peg.
350
00:14:10,475 --> 00:14:13,305
If I take her one of these,
it won't even be missed.
351
00:14:13,728 --> 00:14:15,558
[bees buzzing]
352
00:14:15,689 --> 00:14:16,729
Yaaa!
353
00:14:16,815 --> 00:14:18,565
You lead the way!
354
00:14:18,650 --> 00:14:20,530
I'm still right behind you!
355
00:14:21,945 --> 00:14:24,235
Ow! Ow! Ow!
356
00:14:24,322 --> 00:14:25,742
Worst is over.
357
00:14:25,824 --> 00:14:27,534
Only a few kajillion stickers
358
00:14:27,617 --> 00:14:29,447
between you and being Peg's hero.
359
00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:31,406
Kajillion? Sorry.
360
00:14:31,496 --> 00:14:33,416
This is as far as I go.
361
00:14:33,498 --> 00:14:35,918
This lily will just have to do.
362
00:14:36,001 --> 00:14:38,251
Looks more like a tiger to me.
363
00:14:38,336 --> 00:14:41,336
Huh? Oh. You mean a tiger lily.
364
00:14:41,423 --> 00:14:44,763
-Nope. The kind with fur and stripes.
-[growls]
365
00:14:44,843 --> 00:14:46,933
Aaah-hoo-hoo!
366
00:14:47,929 --> 00:14:49,639
Knew you'd come through.
367
00:14:49,723 --> 00:14:51,983
Thanks for breaking the trail.
368
00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:58,152
Petey, you found it.
369
00:14:58,231 --> 00:14:59,401
At last...
370
00:14:59,482 --> 00:15:01,322
Some easy pickings.
371
00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:04,491
Says here to be careful of the sticky sap.
372
00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:05,611
Aah!
373
00:15:05,697 --> 00:15:07,197
You try, Goof.
374
00:15:07,282 --> 00:15:08,912
You got a way with shrubbery.
375
00:15:08,992 --> 00:15:11,872
I always hear you talking
to your poison ivy at home.
376
00:15:13,872 --> 00:15:16,372
Howdy, ma'am. May I have this bloom?
377
00:15:16,458 --> 00:15:18,168
It's for a good cause.
378
00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:20,301
You see, my friend here wants to show
379
00:15:20,378 --> 00:15:21,758
how much he loves his little--
380
00:15:21,838 --> 00:15:23,548
Come on. We ain't got all night.
381
00:15:23,673 --> 00:15:25,803
[grunting]
382
00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:28,510
Yeow!
383
00:15:29,387 --> 00:15:31,887
Perfect. She'll love it.
384
00:15:33,183 --> 00:15:34,603
[monkey screeching]
385
00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:40,855
Oh, sugar plum?
386
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:43,320
Here. Let's stop making me waste my time
387
00:15:43,401 --> 00:15:45,361
and go flag down a plane. If we hurry,
388
00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:47,355
I can get home in time
for the Spikers game.
389
00:15:48,990 --> 00:15:50,280
Oh, I'd love to,
390
00:15:50,367 --> 00:15:52,867
but what if you're the wrong Pete?
391
00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:55,712
I mean, sure, you look
like him, but... nah.
392
00:15:55,789 --> 00:15:57,499
Couldn't be the same guy.
393
00:15:57,582 --> 00:15:59,382
My Pete would never think
394
00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:02,089
an anniversary present
was a waste of time.
395
00:16:02,170 --> 00:16:05,130
[sigh] He used to work extra jobs
396
00:16:05,215 --> 00:16:08,715
just to earn enough money
to buy me a little gold ring.
397
00:16:11,012 --> 00:16:14,722
Oh, thank you very much. Oh, and you, too.
398
00:16:14,808 --> 00:16:17,018
I really appre-- Oh, and you. Ha ha!
399
00:16:17,102 --> 00:16:18,732
Thank you very much. Ha ha!
400
00:16:18,812 --> 00:16:20,982
Fine! If she wants jewelry,
401
00:16:21,064 --> 00:16:22,984
I'll get her jewelry.
402
00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:28,906
Say, sport, you got a spare bauble
403
00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:31,698
you'd swap for a pocket comb
with only a few teeth missing?
404
00:16:31,783 --> 00:16:34,793
Nope. But there's a ring
of legendary beauty
405
00:16:34,869 --> 00:16:37,539
hanging in the stone idol's nose.
406
00:16:37,622 --> 00:16:39,122
Yours for the taking.
407
00:16:39,207 --> 00:16:43,127
Just follow the road
to the Temple of Terror.
408
00:16:43,211 --> 00:16:45,551
T-temple of Terror?
409
00:16:48,383 --> 00:16:50,473
[birds chirping]
410
00:16:53,096 --> 00:16:55,516
This must be it, Goof.
411
00:16:55,598 --> 00:16:58,138
You go first. I got more dependents.
412
00:17:01,855 --> 00:17:04,935
Must be some sort of ancient
shuttle to the idol.
413
00:17:06,985 --> 00:17:09,105
Wait for me!
414
00:17:13,658 --> 00:17:15,288
[both shouting]
415
00:17:22,751 --> 00:17:24,591
Bet you're glad you kept going.
416
00:17:24,669 --> 00:17:26,459
Ring's almost in your grasp.
417
00:17:38,516 --> 00:17:40,686
[rumbling]
418
00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:47,108
Hurry, Petey!
419
00:17:47,192 --> 00:17:49,072
Yaa-hoo!
420
00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:56,738
Did you get the ring?
421
00:18:00,705 --> 00:18:02,535
Sorta lopsided, isn't she?
422
00:18:02,624 --> 00:18:04,254
Well, naturally.
423
00:18:04,334 --> 00:18:07,714
What you're looking at is...
424
00:18:07,796 --> 00:18:09,626
A priceless antique,
425
00:18:09,714 --> 00:18:11,634
one-of-a-kind idolwear.
426
00:18:11,716 --> 00:18:13,966
Ought to hold you for
the next 10 anniversaries,
427
00:18:14,052 --> 00:18:15,642
birthdays, and Christmases.
428
00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:17,140
So let's go.
429
00:18:17,222 --> 00:18:18,352
What a ripoff.
430
00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:21,101
That proves you're not my hubby.
431
00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:23,520
He is.
432
00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:24,773
What?
433
00:18:27,273 --> 00:18:29,193
[priest] Ahem. Now, then, do you promise
434
00:18:29,275 --> 00:18:31,355
to love, honor, and cherish Queen Peg,
435
00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:32,994
take her for walks in the moonlight,
436
00:18:33,071 --> 00:18:34,361
praise her cooking,
437
00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:37,487
and never forget your anniversary?
438
00:18:37,575 --> 00:18:39,655
Sure. Be an honor.
439
00:18:39,744 --> 00:18:42,084
Well, be a relief.
440
00:18:42,163 --> 00:18:45,213
I won't have to trip on her nylons again.
441
00:18:45,291 --> 00:18:47,041
[sniff] Gonna miss that.
442
00:18:47,127 --> 00:18:50,757
Or I'll never have to break out
in hives from her perfume.
443
00:18:50,839 --> 00:18:52,879
I'm gonna miss that, too.
444
00:18:56,553 --> 00:18:57,763
You see this?
445
00:18:57,846 --> 00:19:01,056
First anniversary present
she ever gave me.
446
00:19:01,141 --> 00:19:03,481
Kept it close to my heart all these years.
447
00:19:04,561 --> 00:19:06,561
Here, pumpkin rind.
448
00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:08,396
Don't have anything else to give you,
449
00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:13,321
but, seeing as how this is
our last anniversary...
450
00:19:13,403 --> 00:19:16,533
[sobbing] I want you to have it.
451
00:19:16,614 --> 00:19:19,994
[sobbing]
452
00:19:24,372 --> 00:19:25,292
Aah!
453
00:19:25,373 --> 00:19:26,963
No!
454
00:19:29,753 --> 00:19:32,053
Maybe I gotta leave Peg here,
455
00:19:32,130 --> 00:19:34,220
but I ain't leaving that.
456
00:19:36,551 --> 00:19:40,681
Now there's the knight
in tarnished armor I married.
457
00:19:47,312 --> 00:19:50,522
Gonna keep this as long as I live.
458
00:19:50,607 --> 00:19:52,107
Which ain't long.
459
00:19:55,362 --> 00:19:57,492
[gasps] He's afraid of heights.
460
00:19:57,572 --> 00:19:59,032
He can't climb out.
461
00:19:59,115 --> 00:20:02,155
Hang on, pickle juice, I'm coming.
462
00:20:09,209 --> 00:20:12,669
To think you've hung on to
that picture all these years.
463
00:20:12,754 --> 00:20:15,174
And you'd even risk your life for it.
464
00:20:18,802 --> 00:20:21,642
You're my real hubby, all right.
465
00:20:25,350 --> 00:20:27,640
Aw, Peg,
466
00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:29,267
my heart's all atwitter,
467
00:20:29,354 --> 00:20:31,154
just like the old days.
468
00:20:31,231 --> 00:20:32,731
Huh?
469
00:20:34,401 --> 00:20:36,151
Uh-oh. It looks like these guys
470
00:20:36,236 --> 00:20:38,106
won't give me up without a fight.
471
00:20:38,196 --> 00:20:39,446
What'll I do?
472
00:20:39,531 --> 00:20:41,451
You could try to buy my freedom.
473
00:20:41,533 --> 00:20:43,793
What have I got that they'd take?
474
00:20:43,868 --> 00:20:48,078
Uh... how about your credit card?
475
00:20:49,457 --> 00:20:51,037
Did you say credit card?
476
00:20:51,126 --> 00:20:53,166
Uh, but I--
477
00:20:57,048 --> 00:20:58,258
Look!
478
00:20:58,341 --> 00:21:00,391
We're rescued!
479
00:21:00,468 --> 00:21:02,218
Goodbye, everybody.
I'm off to civilization
480
00:21:02,303 --> 00:21:04,353
with the man I married.
Bye-bye! See you later.
481
00:21:04,431 --> 00:21:05,601
Bye-bye! Kiss-kiss!
482
00:21:05,682 --> 00:21:08,062
Yeah, bye, uh...
483
00:21:12,939 --> 00:21:15,859
We did it! All right!
484
00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:17,782
[cheering]
485
00:21:17,861 --> 00:21:20,951
Wow. Weirdest second honeymoon
we ever hosted,
486
00:21:21,031 --> 00:21:23,031
but, hey, money's money,
487
00:21:23,116 --> 00:21:24,576
or as we like to say,
488
00:21:24,659 --> 00:21:26,159
Moolah Moolah.
489
00:21:26,244 --> 00:21:29,584
[whistle] OK, dudes, back to the hotel!
490
00:21:30,248 --> 00:21:33,168
[P.J.] Oh, man, wouldn't
Dad croak if he knew
491
00:21:33,251 --> 00:21:35,551
he spent his vacation on the wrong side
of the resort?
492
00:21:35,628 --> 00:21:37,668
[Pistol] And captured by his own kids?
493
00:21:37,756 --> 00:21:39,336
[Max] And paid for the whole setup
494
00:21:39,424 --> 00:21:40,804
with his own credit card?
495
00:21:40,884 --> 00:21:44,014
[all laughing]
496
00:21:44,095 --> 00:21:46,885
You know, we really oughta try out
497
00:21:46,973 --> 00:21:48,853
for the next jungle movie.
498
00:21:48,933 --> 00:21:52,063
Hey, maybe Pop could play the chief again.
499
00:21:53,813 --> 00:21:57,403
[Peg] Ahh... the best anniversary ever.
500
00:21:57,484 --> 00:21:59,244
[Pete] But not the last.
501
00:21:59,319 --> 00:22:03,199
I'm never forgetting my pumpkin's big day
ever again.
502
00:22:03,281 --> 00:22:04,531
[burp]
503
00:22:04,616 --> 00:22:06,236
Pardon my French.
504
00:22:07,619 --> 00:22:10,039
Just in case he does,
505
00:22:10,121 --> 00:22:11,621
where do you want to go next year?
506
00:22:11,706 --> 00:22:13,536
Hey, how about the Himalayas?
507
00:22:13,625 --> 00:22:14,955
No. Europe!
508
00:22:15,043 --> 00:22:15,963
Skiing.
509
00:22:16,044 --> 00:22:16,884
Africa!
510
00:22:16,961 --> 00:22:17,841
Gooneyland!
511
00:22:17,921 --> 00:22:19,131
Scuba diving!
512
00:22:19,214 --> 00:22:22,094
-Australia!
-Tierra del foongo!
513
00:22:23,635 --> 00:22:24,755
♪ Gimme a beat ♪
514
00:22:51,871 --> 00:22:52,751
Yeah!
34901
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Bosnian
Bulgarian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Esperanto
Estonian
Finnish
French
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hawaiian
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Khmer
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Polish
Portuguese
Romanian
Russian
Samoan
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
