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Ah-hyuck!
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♪ H-h-h-hit it ♪
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♪ Like father, like son ♪
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♪ You're always number one ♪
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[both] Yes!
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♪ There's buddies
There's pals ♪
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Yeah!
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♪ You always seem to work things out ♪
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♪ Can't you see you're two of a kind ♪
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♪ Lookin' for a real good time ♪
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Whoa!
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♪ A real good time ♪
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Aah!
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♪ Report to the Goof Troop ♪
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♪ And we'll always stick together ♪
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♪ Always stick together ♪
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♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪
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♪ The best of friends forever ♪
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♪ Side by side wherever we go ♪
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♪ We're always ready to roll ♪
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♪ Now gimme a beat ♪
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♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪
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♪ And we always stick together ♪
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Gawrsh!
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♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪
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♪ The best of friends forever ♪
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♪ Now we're calling everyone ♪
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♪ Come along and join the fun ♪
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♪ Report to the Goof Troop ♪
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♪ Baa ba doo da bop baa ba doo bop ♪
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Yeah!
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[Goofy humming]
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[clatter]
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I can hope that was the sound
of dawn cracking.
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Nothing like a little manual labor
to get the day started.
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Now, if I can just find that manual.
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Whoa!
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[screams]
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Ooh! Aah! Ooh! Aah!
Ooh! Aah! Ooh! Aah!
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That was definitely the sound one
goofball neighbor
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disturbifying my peace and quiet!
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Goofer, do you know what time it is?
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-Aah!
-No, Pete!
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I'm kind of busy right now!
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Maybe you could ask Peg.
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Yahoo!
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Whoa, doggie! Ooh!
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What do you think you're doing over there?
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I think I'm putting up a TV antenna!
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[Pete] No, this isn't happening.
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It's-- it's a bad dream.
Yeah, it's a Goofmare.
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I'll just pinch myself really, really hard
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and then I-- Ow!
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Pete, must you howl like that?
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I'm trying to sleep.
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Me? Me? It's him!
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His out there decimating
my little slice of suburbia
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-as we speak!
-[crash]
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[Goofy] Don't worry, Petey.
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I'll pay for that dent in the hood.
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[glass breaking]
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[Goofy] And that windshield, too!
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[crashing]
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And I'll get you a new
swimming pool while I'm at it.
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Ooh, I can't take much more of this.
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I tell ya, I can't take it!
I can't take it!
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[Goofy] Pete, you never liked
persimmons anyway. Did ya?
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[crying]
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If I don't get away from him,
I'll-- I'll--
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Oh, I don't know.
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But it probably won't be legal.
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You know, you're absolutely right,
bean dip.
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You should get away for a while.
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Oh, no, no, no, Peg. I mean it this time.
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I mean every word.
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I never meant nothing more in--
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What'd you say?
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You need a nice vacation.
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Like on a cruise.
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Like on the cruise
you've been promising me
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for the past 15 years.
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-[crash]
-[Goofy] Say, Petey!
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What kind of insurance coverage
you got on that garage?
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[grins] My tickets to two weeks of sun,
and no Goof.
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Sea and no Goof!
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Shuffleboard and no Goof!
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[gasps] And I almost forgot. No Goof!
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[laughs]
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Oh, I'm gonna kick back, relax
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and put some meat on these bones.
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Yeah, you gotta have some bones
in there somewhere.
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Yeah. Goofster,
I'll thank you to drive me back home.
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Aw, shucks. No need to thank me, Pete.
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It's the least I can do
after smooshing your car.
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And Peg's car.
And P.J.'s bike, and Pistol's tricycle.
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Walk softer, will ya?
I can hear your brain rattling.
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Oh, that's not me, Pete.
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It's them two tailors down there.
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The two tail--
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Will you chisellers hurry it up?
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I ain't got all day.
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[Pete gasps] Goof, those tailors
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are fitting that guy
for a cement overcoat.
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Pretty clever, huh?
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Warmer than wool,
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and it probably never needs ironing.
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Don't you realize what's happening?
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We gotta get out of here and call--
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Goof?
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Where are ya?
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I'll bet you can wash that thing
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from now 'till doomsday
and it'll never wear out.
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Goof! Goofer! Goofy!
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Goofologist!
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Be with you in a minute, Pete!
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[chuckles] You fellas suppose
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you could make me one of them?
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This is gonna take all night, isn't it?
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Goof, run! Scram! Vamoose!
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Now hold your hearses, Pete!
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I want to ask them
if they do free alterations.
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Whoa!
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Get him, Scooter.
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We can't have any witnesses.
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[splash]
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Thanks, Pete. I sure appreciate your--
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[blubbering] You...
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Say, are you catchin' a chill?
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Maybe them tailors could whip you up
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a cement sweater or--
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Whoa!
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[police siren wailing]
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Cop.
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Cops! Beat it, Scooter!
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And you meet us back here tomorrow,
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same time o'clock.
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I'm here with the heroes
who thwarted the criminals,
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-Pete and--
-Yes, that's right.
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P-E-T-E, as in Pete's Used Cars. Why--
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How many of them were there?
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Well, just a ballpark figure,
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but I'd estimize there
was a whole passel of them--
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Fifty, maybe 75.
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Wouldn't you say so, Goof?
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Oh, I don't have much
of a head for numbers.
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I only counted up to two.
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Two hundred, yeah, that's right.
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And they all had guns, big guns,
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almost as big as the
swords they were swinging.
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And, uh, a man-eating leopard.
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Why, I had to strangle him
with my own bare hands!
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And yet you claim
you can identify them all.
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That's almost... Unbelievable.
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Oh, Danielle, please. I'm blushing.
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Ooh. The average used car salesman
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would kill for publicity like this.
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Well, you see, Danielle,
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I'm blessed with total recollection,
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what they call a photogeneric memory.
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I could tell you what
each of them had for lunch
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just by the food stuck
between their teeth.
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Uh, dearly soon my dearly
beloved competition,
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Earl's Auto, is going to be a footnote
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in the history of my brilliant career.
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-[doorbell rings]
-Get that, will you, Goof?
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I don't want to miss the part where
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-I sold Danielle the used sports car.
-[door opens, closes]
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Dutch Trecker, D.A.'S office.
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All right. To my best buddy bud,
signed Pete.
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That'll be ten bucks.
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The men you saw belonged
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to one of the toughest, roughest, meanest,
rudest gangs in all of Spoonerville.
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Ooh! That's good. That's very good.
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I'll have to put it in my newspaper ad.
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They work for Larry "No Thumbs" Noodleman,
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also known as Mr. Big,
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Sometimes just called "Hey, you".
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I can see the billboards now.
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Me in a cape with a big "P" on my chest.
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If I could beat those crooks,
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I can sure beat the crooks at Earl's Auto!
Ha ha!
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That's a good slogan.
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If you want a gangbuster of a deal,
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see the guy who busted the gang of--
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Oh, Larry the what-- who's--
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also known as Mr--
What was his name again?
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Mr. Big.
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Is he any kin to that there feller
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on the FBI's 10 most
fearful criminals list?
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One and the same.
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We believe he's put contracts out
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on both of you.
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Contracts, huh? Hmm.
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Pete, we better get us a good lawyer
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to help us negotiate.
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C-C-Contract?
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But-- but I-- I didn't see a thing.
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I wasn't even there! The Goof saw it all!
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Me, see, I got, uh, astigmatitaramus
in my left pupil area. Uh, watch this.
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Quick! How many fingers am I holding up?
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Uh, four? Ha! See? I wasn't even close!
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I-- I can't see the hand
in front of my face.
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It was all me,
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Honest Pete of Honest Pete's Used Cars,
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who saved that poor soul
from his unsightly demise.
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I need you to sign these, authorizing me
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to put you in our witness
protection program.
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Ah-hyuck!
Is that some kind of new game show?
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But I got unrefundable tickets
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for a cruise leaving day after tomorry.
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[Trecker] Two choices, mister.
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You can run like a spineless,
gutless worm,
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or you can stay and testify
against those ruthless thugs.
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[groaning]
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I'll send you a postcard.
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If the mob doesn't find you first.
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You remember what happened
to Fast Eddie Gumsticker?
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Uh, not off the top of my head, no. What?
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He was taking his paycheck
to the bank one fine day,
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when a steam roller double
parked on his sacroiliac.
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[gulp, quivering]
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Where do I s-sign?
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I never thought I'd say this,
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but, Pete, I'm proud of you.
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This is the most unselfish thing
you've ever done.
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This may be the only unselfish thing.
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Oh, you know me, Peg.
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Always working for the greater good
of inhumanity.
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Ask not what Spoonerville can do for you,
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et cetera and so forth, ad infinias.
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That and the fact that I
don't want any heavy machinery
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mistaking my gorgeous torso
for a parking zone.
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[grunts]
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Maybe it isn't a two-week cruise,
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but at least I'll be
footloose and Goofy-free.
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[doorbell rings]
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Wait! Don't answer it.
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Ohh!
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Mrs. Pete, lovely home you have.
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Oh, ha ha. I bet you say that
to all the witness' wives.
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Yes, ma'am, I do.
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I trust your husband is as prepared
for the relocation
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as his neighbour is.
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Neighbour? W-Why, I was kind of hoping
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you'd already relocated him already.
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Let's see, uh,
somewhere north of the Arctic Circle.
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Negative.
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Due to budget cutbacks,
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you're all being moved together.
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The department got a package deal.
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[door opens]
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Hiya, Pete!
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Looks like we're gonna be roomies!
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[groans]
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[Goofy]
Ah-hyuck! This is gonna be swell fun.
256
00:10:43,143 --> 00:10:45,193
I brought some checkers
and my string collection
257
00:10:45,270 --> 00:10:46,600
and a game of frivolous pursuit
258
00:10:46,688 --> 00:10:48,398
and over 3,000 slides
259
00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:50,361
of my fishing trip to Death Valley.
260
00:10:50,442 --> 00:10:54,532
Maybe I should have
took my chances with Mr. Big.
261
00:10:54,612 --> 00:10:57,452
Oh, Pete! Bye-bye! Kiss-kiss!
262
00:10:57,532 --> 00:11:00,122
Love you! Miss you! So proud!
263
00:11:00,201 --> 00:11:03,461
Here we go, boys.
Your relocation residence.
264
00:11:03,538 --> 00:11:07,038
Or, as we say in the trade,
the safe house.
265
00:11:07,125 --> 00:11:09,995
Hmm. I can't put my finger on it,
266
00:11:10,086 --> 00:11:12,416
but this place looks familiar.
267
00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:16,255
This-- This is right across
the street from my house!
268
00:11:16,343 --> 00:11:17,933
Budget cutbacks.
269
00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:19,181
Don't worry, citizen.
270
00:11:19,262 --> 00:11:21,142
We can be here in no time flat.
271
00:11:21,222 --> 00:11:24,432
We're providing you
with a state-of-the-art alarm system.
272
00:11:25,310 --> 00:11:27,230
It's a whistle.
273
00:11:27,312 --> 00:11:28,732
Cutbacks.
274
00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:34,935
[Mr. Big]
Find those two, and make 'em an offer
275
00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:37,818
they won't be able to refuse.
276
00:11:37,906 --> 00:11:38,906
[knuckles cracking]
277
00:11:44,496 --> 00:11:47,076
[Goofy humming]
278
00:11:52,921 --> 00:11:55,551
[Pete] Goof, if you're gonna hum,
279
00:11:55,632 --> 00:11:58,132
hum to yourself.
280
00:11:58,218 --> 00:12:00,798
[humming soflty]
281
00:12:02,263 --> 00:12:04,023
[knuckles cracking]
282
00:12:06,351 --> 00:12:10,611
Uh-ha-ha, if you don't mind,
I'm tryin' to read.
283
00:12:10,689 --> 00:12:12,359
Oh, sorry, Pete.
284
00:12:12,440 --> 00:12:14,690
Didn't notice your lips movin'.
285
00:12:14,776 --> 00:12:16,946
[groaning] "Sorry, Pete,
286
00:12:17,028 --> 00:12:19,948
"I didn't notice your lips movin',
he-hyuck".
287
00:12:20,031 --> 00:12:22,201
[clipping]
288
00:12:26,788 --> 00:12:29,118
What are you doin' now?
289
00:12:29,207 --> 00:12:31,707
Pete, improper hygienic care
290
00:12:31,793 --> 00:12:34,303
is the number one cause
of un-grown toenails.
291
00:12:34,379 --> 00:12:35,259
Have a seat.
292
00:12:35,338 --> 00:12:37,168
Quit shovin', ya-- [grunts]
293
00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:39,837
Let me show you how to properly
clean these little fellers.
294
00:12:39,926 --> 00:12:42,296
You know,
if you take good care of your toes,
295
00:12:42,387 --> 00:12:43,847
they'll last ya a lifetime.
296
00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:45,640
No, no, no, Goof, no, don't-- don't--
297
00:12:45,724 --> 00:12:47,234
Clip once, clip twice,
298
00:12:47,308 --> 00:12:48,808
file her down nice.
299
00:12:48,893 --> 00:12:50,403
Clip once, clip twice--
300
00:12:50,478 --> 00:12:52,058
No! Stop it! Don't!
301
00:12:52,147 --> 00:12:53,307
[screaming]
302
00:12:56,484 --> 00:12:59,154
[snoring]
303
00:13:03,992 --> 00:13:06,912
Oh, such a lovely sound.
304
00:13:06,995 --> 00:13:09,495
Like a freight train full of bagpipes
305
00:13:09,581 --> 00:13:11,331
fallin' off a cliff.
306
00:13:12,876 --> 00:13:15,376
[snorting]
307
00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:17,882
[snoring]
308
00:13:20,884 --> 00:13:21,974
That tears it!
309
00:13:22,052 --> 00:13:24,432
Let's go to sleep, ya Goof.
310
00:13:24,512 --> 00:13:27,682
Huh? Everything OK, honey?
311
00:13:27,766 --> 00:13:29,926
You're snoring so loud
I can't hear myself think!
312
00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:34,805
Oh, I can't always hear myself think.
313
00:13:34,898 --> 00:13:35,768
See?
314
00:13:35,857 --> 00:13:38,607
[chugging]
315
00:13:38,693 --> 00:13:43,703
Ooh, I've took as much as I can take!
316
00:13:43,782 --> 00:13:46,532
I'm goin' to the store
for some idiot repellent.
317
00:13:49,287 --> 00:13:51,537
Uh-oh. He forgot his wallet.
318
00:13:52,123 --> 00:13:54,003
Wait up, Pete!
319
00:13:58,254 --> 00:14:00,174
[panting] Pete! Hold on!
320
00:14:02,717 --> 00:14:04,967
[muttering]
321
00:14:07,722 --> 00:14:10,392
[alarm blaring]
322
00:14:11,768 --> 00:14:13,768
Congratulations, gentlemen.
323
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:16,983
You're our one trillionth customers.
324
00:14:17,065 --> 00:14:18,395
Both of you.
325
00:14:18,483 --> 00:14:21,993
Ah-hyuck!
Now aren't you glad I made us awake?
326
00:14:26,074 --> 00:14:29,494
[clears throat]
Maybe you haven't completely grasped
327
00:14:29,577 --> 00:14:31,997
the concept of anonymity.
328
00:14:32,664 --> 00:14:35,084
No, but you sure make it sound purty.
329
00:14:35,166 --> 00:14:37,536
You've blown your cover.
330
00:14:37,627 --> 00:14:40,007
You'll have to be relocated
to a new relocation.
331
00:14:40,130 --> 00:14:42,880
All right, now, don't blow this one.
332
00:14:42,966 --> 00:14:46,216
We've had to lay off personnel
to finance this operation.
333
00:14:48,430 --> 00:14:52,770
Sure is nice us spendin' this
quality time together huh, Pete?
334
00:14:52,851 --> 00:14:55,271
Do you lay awake at night thinkin' up ways
335
00:14:55,353 --> 00:14:58,063
to make me miserable?
336
00:14:58,148 --> 00:15:00,778
Now, Pete,
we can't discuss my sleeping habits
337
00:15:00,859 --> 00:15:02,149
on company time.
338
00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:04,815
Besides, you got a customer
at one of your tables.
339
00:15:07,032 --> 00:15:08,702
Garcon!
340
00:15:08,783 --> 00:15:10,293
No. It can't be.
341
00:15:10,368 --> 00:15:11,868
-Garcon!
-Oh, Petey.
342
00:15:11,953 --> 00:15:13,713
I think that guy is gettin'
kind of un-patient.
343
00:15:13,788 --> 00:15:15,328
I can't go over there, Goof. It's them.
344
00:15:15,457 --> 00:15:16,827
It's them mobsters!
345
00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:24,512
We'll hide in here 'til they're gone.
346
00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:28,928
Get your foot outta my armpit, will ya?
347
00:15:29,012 --> 00:15:30,812
[Goofy] Is this a bad time to mention that
348
00:15:30,889 --> 00:15:32,929
I need to use the facilities?
349
00:15:33,016 --> 00:15:35,346
[Pete grunting] Oh, I can't even move
350
00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:41,435
on account of all these
bags of c-c-c-cement.
351
00:15:41,524 --> 00:15:43,074
[engine starts]
352
00:15:51,326 --> 00:15:53,196
[car door opens, closes]
353
00:15:53,870 --> 00:15:56,500
Maybe we oughta make a run for it, Pete.
354
00:15:58,166 --> 00:16:00,586
-Wah-ho! Wah-ho!
-[growling]
355
00:16:02,545 --> 00:16:04,795
[panting]
356
00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:12,716
[gasps] There's no way outta here.
357
00:16:12,806 --> 00:16:15,476
If we only knew
where they kept the disguises.
358
00:16:18,061 --> 00:16:19,731
Maybe there's somethin' in here.
359
00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:30,660
[man] Hey, you two!
360
00:16:30,740 --> 00:16:32,780
Mr. Big wants to see ya.
361
00:16:32,867 --> 00:16:34,987
It's time for those massages.
362
00:16:40,875 --> 00:16:42,995
If we get out of this alive,
363
00:16:43,086 --> 00:16:46,716
I'm gonna start lookin' at real estate
in another time zone.
364
00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:48,300
[man] Hey, let's get goin' already.
365
00:16:50,593 --> 00:16:53,053
You guys have had more than enough time
366
00:16:53,138 --> 00:16:55,058
to take care of those two.
367
00:16:55,181 --> 00:16:58,641
Your yearly review is comin' up soon.
368
00:16:58,727 --> 00:17:02,517
You wouldn't want to lose
your health benefits, would ya?
369
00:17:02,647 --> 00:17:07,187
Hey. You shoulda rubbed 'em out days ago.
370
00:17:07,318 --> 00:17:08,358
[knuckles cracking]
371
00:17:08,486 --> 00:17:11,446
I've heard that sound somewhere before.
372
00:17:11,573 --> 00:17:14,203
-No!
-Ooh!
373
00:17:14,325 --> 00:17:15,535
Goof! Massage!
374
00:17:15,660 --> 00:17:20,080
Ow! Hey! Easy on the cartilage!
375
00:17:20,165 --> 00:17:24,035
Now, now, Helga knows what she's doing.
376
00:17:28,173 --> 00:17:30,473
Hey! Ouch! Let me up!
377
00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:33,050
Nope. You're not done yet.
378
00:17:33,136 --> 00:17:34,966
-This will get you--
-Ow!
379
00:17:35,055 --> 00:17:36,805
-[crunching]
-[groaning]
380
00:17:38,933 --> 00:17:41,273
You know what I ought to do to you guys?
381
00:17:41,353 --> 00:17:45,193
Yeah, that's what I ought to do.
382
00:17:45,273 --> 00:17:48,073
Say, you two aren't bad.
383
00:17:48,151 --> 00:17:53,071
I could use a couple of tough
characters like you in my organization.
384
00:17:54,199 --> 00:17:55,159
[crash]
385
00:17:55,283 --> 00:17:57,663
How would you like a big promotion?
386
00:17:57,786 --> 00:18:00,406
Oh, would we get every other Tuesday off?
387
00:18:00,538 --> 00:18:02,958
You start right now,
388
00:18:03,041 --> 00:18:08,301
and your first job is rubbing out
these cheeseballs.
389
00:18:11,675 --> 00:18:13,215
[Pete clears throat]
390
00:18:13,343 --> 00:18:15,223
I caught the Goofy-looking one.
391
00:18:15,303 --> 00:18:18,103
Mein partner's bringing
in the handsome guy.
392
00:18:18,223 --> 00:18:20,983
Yeah, very good.
393
00:18:21,059 --> 00:18:26,109
I'll just step outside
und take care of this fella.
394
00:18:26,231 --> 00:18:28,691
Now, you take that, you big stool pigeon!
395
00:18:28,817 --> 00:18:31,277
-Und that!
-[crashing]
396
00:18:31,361 --> 00:18:33,661
Yeah, very good.
397
00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:37,410
Oh, yeah. Uh, hey, uh,
398
00:18:37,492 --> 00:18:39,042
I found this here feller.
399
00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:40,870
Don't you worry none.
400
00:18:40,995 --> 00:18:43,705
I'll show him what's what and who's who
401
00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:45,040
and-- [groans]
402
00:18:45,125 --> 00:18:46,835
Pardon us a moment.
403
00:18:48,837 --> 00:18:50,707
-I'll give you one of these!
-[crashing]
404
00:18:50,839 --> 00:18:52,759
And one of this! And a couple of those!
405
00:18:52,882 --> 00:18:56,092
and... that's-a for not
washing behind your ears!
406
00:18:59,597 --> 00:19:03,227
They're all tooken care of, M. Big sir.
407
00:19:03,351 --> 00:19:06,981
Uh, yeah, good, good.
408
00:19:07,063 --> 00:19:10,233
I'm gonna make you two
my right-hand men...
409
00:19:10,358 --> 00:19:11,898
And women.
410
00:19:12,027 --> 00:19:14,737
I want you at my side night and day.
411
00:19:14,863 --> 00:19:17,993
And now, to show you my appreciation,
412
00:19:18,116 --> 00:19:20,986
why don't you take a half hour off?
413
00:19:21,327 --> 00:19:22,947
Whoo.
414
00:19:23,038 --> 00:19:26,828
Boy, we sure pulled a fast one on him,
didn't we, Pete?
415
00:19:26,958 --> 00:19:29,088
[stammering]
416
00:19:29,169 --> 00:19:31,049
Ah-hyuck! He never saw it coming.
417
00:19:31,171 --> 00:19:33,171
Fell for it like a ton of smoked salmon.
418
00:19:33,256 --> 00:19:36,046
Ah-hyuck! He's dumber than I look.
419
00:19:36,176 --> 00:19:39,096
-Skippy, Scooter--
-Run, you Goof!
420
00:19:41,473 --> 00:19:43,023
[both screaming]
421
00:19:49,939 --> 00:19:51,859
Woo-hoo-hoo!
422
00:19:54,652 --> 00:19:57,322
Hey, we got 'em cornered, Scooter!
423
00:20:05,288 --> 00:20:07,208
Pull, Goofster, pull!
424
00:20:08,291 --> 00:20:10,841
[snarling]
425
00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:13,960
-Gawrsh! Whoa!
-Whoa!
426
00:20:17,008 --> 00:20:20,178
[snarling]
427
00:20:20,261 --> 00:20:22,261
-[chomps]
-[cries out]
428
00:20:22,347 --> 00:20:24,097
[both grunt]
429
00:20:27,977 --> 00:20:30,857
[pants] Say, uh, thanks for the lift, pal.
430
00:20:30,980 --> 00:20:33,360
Suppose you could take us
down to the police station,
431
00:20:33,483 --> 00:20:36,243
so's we can-- so's we can--
432
00:20:39,155 --> 00:20:41,155
There's nobody driving, Goof!
433
00:20:41,241 --> 00:20:43,581
Well, look at the bright side, Pete.
434
00:20:43,660 --> 00:20:47,540
The chances of things getting
any worse are downright nil.
435
00:20:52,669 --> 00:20:54,169
[both screaming]
436
00:20:56,631 --> 00:20:59,051
[both cry out]
437
00:21:15,275 --> 00:21:18,645
Why, they're solidified, Goof.
438
00:21:24,409 --> 00:21:26,039
[ticking]
439
00:21:26,161 --> 00:21:29,581
Hey, Petey, if you hurry,
you can still catch that cruise.
440
00:21:29,664 --> 00:21:31,674
The cruise-- of course! The cruise!
441
00:21:33,335 --> 00:21:34,415
[screeches]
442
00:21:34,502 --> 00:21:36,552
Come on, Peg o' my heart,
I'll tell you all about it
443
00:21:36,629 --> 00:21:38,549
just as soon as we hit
international waters.
444
00:21:38,631 --> 00:21:41,931
Uh, Pete? Is that your
ship sailing out of port?
445
00:21:42,052 --> 00:21:44,142
Wait! Wait! Wait!
446
00:21:44,220 --> 00:21:46,930
-[horn toots]
Maybe you can still get your money back
447
00:21:47,015 --> 00:21:49,265
on them nonrefundable tickets.
448
00:21:49,351 --> 00:21:51,231
[sobbing]
449
00:21:56,358 --> 00:21:58,278
Well, would you look at that?
450
00:21:58,360 --> 00:21:59,990
Talk about a coinkydink.
451
00:22:00,111 --> 00:22:02,531
It's a couple of more tailors.
452
00:22:02,614 --> 00:22:04,744
I don't see anything. Not a thing.
453
00:22:04,866 --> 00:22:06,616
I got as cruise to catch!
454
00:22:06,701 --> 00:22:07,701
[splash]
455
00:22:09,454 --> 00:22:11,464
I'm gonna play shuffleboard
456
00:22:11,539 --> 00:22:12,959
and sit in the sun
457
00:22:13,041 --> 00:22:14,881
and eat gobs of food, [gurgling]
458
00:22:14,959 --> 00:22:17,999
and, oh, I'm gonna have a wonderful time!
459
00:22:20,548 --> 00:22:21,418
♪ Gimme a beat ♪
460
00:22:21,508 --> 00:22:22,628
[theme music playing]
461
00:22:48,827 --> 00:22:49,987
Yeah!
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