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AH-HYUCK!
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♪ H-H-H-HIT IT ♪
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♪ LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON ♪
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- ♪ YOU'RE ALWAYS NUMBER ONE ♪
- YES!
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♪ THERE'S BUDDIES,
THERE'S PALS ♪
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- YEAH!
- ♪ YOU ALWAYS SEEM
TO WORK THINGS OUT ♪
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♪ CAN'T YOU SEE
YOU'RE TWO OF A KIND ♪
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♪ LOOKIN' FOR
A REAL GOOD TIME? ♪
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- ♪ A REAL GOOD TIME ♪
- AAH!
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♪ REPORT TO THE GOOF TROOP ♪
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♪ AND WE'LL ALWAYS
STICK TOGETHER ♪
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♪ ALWAYS STICK TOGETHER ♪
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♪ WE'RE THE GOOF TROOP ♪
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♪ THE BEST OF FRIENDS
FOREVER ♪
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♪ SIDE BY SIDE
WHEREVER WE GO ♪
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♪ WE'RE ALWAYS READY TO ROLL ♪
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- ♪ NOW GIMME A BEAT ♪
- ♪ WE'RE THE GOOF TROOP ♪
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♪ AND WE ALWAYS
STICK TOGETHER ♪
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- GAWRSH!
- ♪ WE'RE THE GOOF TROOP ♪
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♪ THE BEST OF FRIENDS FOREVER ♪
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♪ NOW WE'RE CALLING EVERYONE ♪
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♪ COME ALONG
AND JOIN THE FUN ♪
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♪ REPORT TO THE GOOF TROOP ♪
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♪ LA DO BE DA BOP
LA BA DO BOP ♪
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YEAH!
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[DOG BARKING]
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[WOMAN ON TV]
OH, IF ONLY WE HADN'T WASTED
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OUR LAST WISH
ON THAT SILLY FERRARI.
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[MAN ON TV] YEAH!
EVERYBODY KNOWS YOU
SHOULD WISH AMERICAN.
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NOW WE'LL NEVER SEE HOME AGAIN.
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[SOBBING]
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YEAH, AND THEY LIVED HAPPILY
EVER AFTER, YADA, YADA, YADA.
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YOU SPUDS SHOULDN'T BE WASTING
TIME IN FRONT OF THE TUBE.
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IT'S SUMMER,
FOR CRYING OUT SAKES.
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GET OUT AND GET A LIFE!
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BUT KEEP IT QUIET.
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THE GAME'S ABOUT TO START!
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HOW COME WHENEVER SOMEONE
GETS THREE WISHES ON TV,
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THEY ALWAYS BLOW IT?
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AH, PEEJ,
THEY'RE JUST CARTOONS.
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THEY DON'T KNOW ANY BETTER.
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I MEAN, YOU'D JUST WISH
FOR MORE WISHES.
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WELL, IF YOU HAD ALL
THE WISHES IN THE WORLD,
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WHAT WOULD YOU WISH FOR?
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OH, MAN, I'D BE THE BEST
AT EVERYTHING.
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I'D BE THE BEST BASKETBALL
PLAYER, BASEBALL PLAYER,
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RACECAR DRIVER, AND--
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AND DEFINITELY THE BEST SKA--
[SCREAMS]
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IT'S TIME FOR US TO TAKE OUR
WALK, YOU CUTE LITTLE BABY, YOU.
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[GRUMBLING]
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- [SCREAMS]
- [YOWLS]
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- THANKS, PISTOL!
- HEY!
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I GOT YOU, PEEJ!
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HOLD ON P.J.!
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WELL, I AM THE BEST
AT BEING CLUTSY.
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THAT'S WHY YOU NEED ME
AS YOUR BEST FRIEND.
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OH, NO. NOT ANOTHER HAROLD
HATCHBACK COMMERCIAL!
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I'LL BET YOU WISH YOU HAD
THE GUTS TO OWN A HOT, RED,
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GAS-GUZZLIN',
INSURANCE-PANICKING
SPORTS CAR, DON'T YA?
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WHAT I WISH IS THAT
YOU'D DRY UP
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AND FERTILIZE THE POSIES,
TAILPIPE BREATH.
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HEY! THIS LITTLE NUMBER
COULD BE A WISH COME TRUE
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IF YOU'RE MAN ENOUGH TO COME
DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW AND MAKE
A DEAL,
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LIKE SPOONERVILLE'S
BELOVED POLICE CHIEF.
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HEY! NO FAIR USING
FAMOUS TYPE CELEBRITIES!
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I TELL YOU,
I'M NOT LEAVING UNTIL SOMEBODY
BUYS ME ONE OF THESE CARS!
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THANKS, CHIEF.
IT'S BEEN A THRILL.
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WHY, THAT DIRTY, ROTTEN--
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WHO'S HE THINK HE IS,
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COMING UP WITH THAT NO-GOOD
SALES GIMMICK
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BEFORE YOURS TRULY?
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WHOA!
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DADDY'S GONNA TAKE
A LITTLE NAP NOW.
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- [GROANS]
- [BODY THUDS]
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MY, THAT HAROLD HATCHBACK IS
IN WONDERFUL SHAPE, ISN'T HE?
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NO WONDER HIS COMMERCIALS
ARE SO POPULAR.
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WHAT? GOOD SHAPE?
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MUSCLES, EH?
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[INHALES] WELL,
IF THAT'S WHAT SELLS CARS,
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I GOT MONEY IN THE BANK.
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[EXHALES]
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IF THAT'S WHAT SELLS CARS,
YOUR PIGGY BANK IS EMPTY.
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OH, YEAH?
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WELL, WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT.
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OKAY, OKAY,
JUST A LITTLE FURTHER.
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PERFECTO! ALL RIGHT.
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WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR,
YOU SPUDS? LET HER GO!
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[CRYING OUT]
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[COUGHS]
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WHOA! GOLLY, SIR,
WHAT'S GOING ON?
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YEAH, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE
TAKING UP BOXING. [LAUGHS]
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GET IT? BOXING?
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[MUTTERING]
DON'T JUST STAND THERE
MAKING JOKES.
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HELP ME GET THIS STUFF INSIDE.
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WHAT IS ALL THIS STUFF, MR. P.?
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WELL, YOU GET THESE CRATES OPEN
AND YOU WILL SEE.
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[STRAINING]
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NOW, REMEMBER, BOYS,
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DON'T LIFT THESE THINGS
WITH YOUR BACK.
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YOU MAY HURT YOURSELVES.
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[STRAINING]
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[BOTH CRY OUT]
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WHAT?
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WHOA!
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ENOUGH OF THAT OLD TECHNOLOGY.
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THAT'S WHY THEY CALL ALL
THOSE OLD WEIGHTS DUMBBELLS.
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[LAUGHING]
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NOW, THIS IS THE MUSCLE
MACHINE OF THE FUTURE.
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OKAY, BOYS, PUSH THE LEVER.
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UH, SIR, UM, HOW DO YOU FEEL
ABOUT READING THE INSTRUCTIONS?
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DO YOU TAKE ME FOR
SOME KIND OF MELON HEAD
OR SOMETHING?
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THAT'S FOR AMATEURS.
LET 'ER RIP.
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[POWERING UP]
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SEE? NOTHING TO IT.
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- WHOA!
- [CRASHING]
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TIGHTER! COME ON, YOU SPUDS!
I SAID TOGETHER!
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TIGHTER I TELL YOU!
I CAN TAKE IT!
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THAT'S IT, THAT'S IT,
YOU'RE GETTING IT.
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GOOD. NOW TIE IT OFF.
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QUICK, QUICK.
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THERE. YOU SEE? WHO NEEDS
TO GET IN SHAPE TO GET IN SHAPE?
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SUBTERFUGE!
THAT'S THE AMERICAN WAY.
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[RUMBLING]
UH, MR. P.?
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I DON'T THINK
THIS IS SUCH A GOOD IDEA.
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WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT,
YOU GOOF?
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WORKS IN HOLLYWOOD ALL THE TIME.
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YES, SIR, THAT'S TRUE,
BUT THIS IS NOT HOLLYWOOD.
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[VOCALIZES]
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- FIRE IN THE HOLE!
- TAKE COVER!
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YOU THINK YOUR DAD WILL
EVER LET US DOWN AGAIN?
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- SURE, IF THE TV BREAKS DOWN.
- HEY, IT'S NO BIGGIE.
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WE'LL JUST MAKE THIS OUR
EXCLUSIVE CLUB FOR BEST BUDS.
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ONLY TWO MEMBERS ALLOWED-- US!
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THE BEST BUD CLUB?
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RAISE YOUR HAND
FOR THE SOLEMN BEST BUD OATH.
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I MAX AND P.J.,
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VOW TO BE BEST BUDS FOREVER.
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YEAH, AND PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE
TO UN, FOOD, AND--
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AND THE PURSUIT OF GOOFING OFF.
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- EXCELLENT!
- EXCELLENT!
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PEEJ!
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I THINK OUR CLUB NEEDS
A COORDINATION COORDINATOR.
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COMMERCIALS. KIDS.
I CAN'T STAND STANDING THIS.
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OH, LOOK!
HAROLD HATCHBACK'S GOTTEN
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TO SPOONERVILLE
FOR HIS NEW COMMERCIAL.
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I GUESS SOME MEN LIKE
THEIR WOMEN WITH MUSTACHES.
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OH, FOR CRYING OUT SAKES,
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THAT SPUD GETS
ALL THE CELEBRITIES.
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WHAT DOES HE DO? HANG OUT
AT NOSE JOBS FOR LESS?
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WELL, IT SURE BEATS YOUR AD
WITH GIBLET THE CLOWN.
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HEY, HEY, HEY!
HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW
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HE HAD A FACE
THAT MELTED WINDSHIELDS?
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OH, FINDING A BIG STAR
IN SPOONERVILLE'S
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AS EASY AS MILKING
A PORCUPINE.
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WELL, IF SPOONERVILLE HAS
ANY CELEBRITIES AT ALL,
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THEY'RE PROBABLY OUT
TRYING TO GET A TAN.
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THAT'S IT.
I'LL GO TO LAKE ZESTER.
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EVERYBODY WHO'S ANYBODY
GOES THERE TO BAKE IN THE SUN.
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OH, GREAT! TAKE THE BOYS,
WILL YOU? PISTOL AND I
ARE GOING SHOPPING.
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- BUT PUDDIN'--
- BYE-BYE, MOSS MUFFIN.
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HOW DOES SHE DO THAT?
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NOW, KEEP AN EYE OUT
FOR ANYBODY WHAT'S FAMOUS.
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- YOU GOT IT, MR. P.
- YES, SIR.
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GAWRSH! MAYBE I'LL GET SOME
AUTOGRAPHICS. AH-HYUCK!
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NOW, DON'T GO CRAZY
IF YOU SEE A STAR!
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ON ACCOUNT OF BECAUSE I GOTTA
APPROACH 'EM REAL TACTFUL-LIKE
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SO'S THEY'LL DO MY COMMERCIAL.
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OH, HEY! ISN'T THAT GIRL ON
THE MONKEY OF THE SEA TUNA CAN?
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WHERE? HERE, HOLD THIS, GOOF.
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MISS! OH, MISS!
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I LOVE SHOW BUSINESS.
AH-HYUCK!
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BALLOONS FOR SALE.
GET YOUR BALLOONS HERE...
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YOU OBNOXIOUS NO-NOTHING
LITTLE PIPSQUEAKS.
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[BOTH] WOW!
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LOOKS LIKE A PRIME BEST BUD
FRIEND ZONE.
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HEY, KID,
WANT A BALLOON?
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I BELIEVE, AS MEMBERS
OF THE BEST BUD CLUB,
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WE'D BETTER TAKE A VOTE.
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ABSOLUTELY. SURVEY SAYS--
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[BOTH IMITATE BUZZER]
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- NO, THANKS.
- [LAUGHING]
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[BOTH LAUGHING]
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OH, LOOK AT THEM
LITTLE RUG RATS,
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SO FULL OF LIFE AND ENERGY.
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WHAT'S THEIR PROBLEM?
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WHEW!
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ALL'S I WANTED WAS
HER PHONE HOME NUMBER.
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WHO DOES SHE THINK
SHE IS ANYHOW?
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DID YOU GET HER AUTOGRAPH?
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NO. SHE'S A NOBODY.
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PROBABLY SOME SPUD'S
PET HAMSTER IN ANOTHER LIFE.
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HEY, I THINK THAT'S...
[INDISTINCT]
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IS HE FAMOUS?
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NO, BUT HE OWES ME MONEY.
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- HERE!
- WHOA!
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OKEY-DOKEY. I'LL BE RIGHT HERE
CATCHING SOME RAYS.
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GAWRSH!
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AH-HYUCK! OW!
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[SIGHS]
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- WHAT?
- ALL RIGHT, POP! GREAT CATCH!
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HEY, PEEJ, GO DEEP FOR
A LYNN SWANN-TYPE PASS!
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00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:31,549
HIT ME!
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00:10:31,548 --> 00:10:33,798
CRAZY KIDS.
[LAUGHING]
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BOYS! HEY, FELLERS!
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00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:42,482
OH, THERE'S GOTTA BE
SOMEONE FAMOUS HERE.
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00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:45,345
OH IF I PUT A BLANK LOOK
ON THAT GUY,
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HE COULD BE THE VICE-PRESIDENT.
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HERE'S YOUR BIKE BACK.
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AH! ANOTHER BEAUTIFUL AFTERNOON
AT LAKE ZESTER.
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HMM. WHOSE LIFE CAN I MAKE
MISERABLE TODAY, HUH?
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OH, PETE! PETEY BOY!
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NAH, TOO EASY.
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- I GOT IT! I GOT IT!
- PERFECT.
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[CRIES OUT]
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SORRY, TUMBLE TUB.
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00:11:14,758 --> 00:11:17,258
HEY, GIVE IT BACK, MAN.
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MMM... NO.
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00:11:19,888 --> 00:11:22,428
WELL, YOU MAY HAVE MY FRISBEE,
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00:11:22,432 --> 00:11:26,562
BUT I STILL GOT MY VISOR.
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00:11:29,105 --> 00:11:31,605
OKAY, YOU MAY HAVE MY FRISBEE,
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VISOR, SHIRT, SHOES, AND WATCH,
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BUT I STILL HAVE, UH...
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ME! I'LL HANDLE THIS.
224
00:11:39,366 --> 00:11:41,616
THAT'S WHAT BEST BUDS ARE FOR.
225
00:11:45,413 --> 00:11:48,833
DON'T WORRY, PEEJ.
I'LL GET US OUT OF THIS SOMEHOW.
226
00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:55,593
[CHUCKLES]
OLE.
227
00:11:55,590 --> 00:11:59,090
- TAKE A SIESTA, LEECH.
- WHOA!
228
00:11:59,094 --> 00:12:02,814
- HUH? OH NO!
- COOPY HATCHBACK?
229
00:12:02,806 --> 00:12:04,426
I GO BY COOP NOW.
230
00:12:04,432 --> 00:12:08,652
- LET ME GO, MAN.
- WHAT DO YOU SAY?
231
00:12:08,645 --> 00:12:11,605
I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY!
232
00:12:11,606 --> 00:12:13,976
ALL RIGHT, I'LL LET YOU GO.
233
00:12:13,983 --> 00:12:16,153
[SCREAMS]
234
00:12:19,447 --> 00:12:21,617
HEY, THANKS, COOP.
235
00:12:21,616 --> 00:12:25,576
NOT THAT I COULDN'T HANDLE
A WIMP LIKE LEECH MYSELF.
236
00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:27,368
HEY, NO PROBLEMO.
237
00:12:27,372 --> 00:12:29,502
SORRY I SPOILED YOUR FUN.
238
00:12:29,499 --> 00:12:34,129
BUT HOW'D YOU GET
SO BIG AND SO STRONG?
239
00:12:34,129 --> 00:12:35,589
GOT INTO BODYBUILDING.
240
00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:37,668
YOU KNOW,
LIFTING WEIGHTS AND STUFF.
241
00:12:37,674 --> 00:12:41,014
- I CAN BENCH PRESS 150 NOW.
- IS THAT SO?
242
00:12:41,011 --> 00:12:42,851
TERRIBLY INTERESTING,
I MUST SAY.
243
00:12:42,846 --> 00:12:44,306
COME ON, PEEJ,
LET'S HIT THE SURF.
244
00:12:44,305 --> 00:12:45,805
YOU KNOW, P.J.,
245
00:12:45,807 --> 00:12:48,267
YOU'D PROBABLY MAKE
A GREAT BODYBUILDER.
246
00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:50,478
- YOU GOT THE BULK.
- REALLY?
247
00:12:50,478 --> 00:12:54,648
- COME ON, I'LL SHOW YOU.
- KILLER!
248
00:12:54,649 --> 00:12:55,819
HEY, ARE YOU COMING, MAX?
249
00:12:55,817 --> 00:12:59,027
SURE.
250
00:12:59,029 --> 00:13:01,239
BEST BUDS ALWAYS STICK TOGETHER.
251
00:13:01,239 --> 00:13:05,539
THIS IS IT, SPOONERVILLE'S
OWN MUSCLE BEACH.
252
00:13:05,535 --> 00:13:09,075
THIS IS IT? YOU PICK UP
DUMBBELLS IN A SANDBOX?
253
00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:10,370
COOL.
254
00:13:10,373 --> 00:13:12,503
HERE, I'LL SHOW YOU.
255
00:13:14,085 --> 00:13:15,585
PEEJ, LOOK!
256
00:13:17,005 --> 00:13:19,215
WHOA!
257
00:13:19,215 --> 00:13:22,385
YEAH, YEAH,
I'M NOT FOOLING AROUND.
258
00:13:22,385 --> 00:13:26,215
LET'S GET DOWN
TO SOME SERIOUS MUSCULATING.
259
00:13:26,222 --> 00:13:28,682
NOW, WHEN YOU USE
THE PUNCHING BAG--
260
00:13:28,683 --> 00:13:30,393
THIS THING'S A CINCH.
261
00:13:30,393 --> 00:13:33,063
- OW! OW!
- [CRASHING]
262
00:13:34,564 --> 00:13:36,904
YEAH, YOU'RE GETTING
THE HANG OF IT NOW, P.J.
263
00:13:36,900 --> 00:13:40,200
[STRAINING]
264
00:13:40,195 --> 00:13:43,565
YEP, THIS BODYBUILDING STUFF
IS A PIECE OF--
265
00:13:43,573 --> 00:13:45,663
- LOOK OUT!
- [CRASHING]
266
00:13:48,036 --> 00:13:50,576
I'LL BE BACK.
267
00:13:50,580 --> 00:13:53,250
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT'S SO DARNED FUNNY
268
00:13:53,249 --> 00:13:55,089
ABOUT THIS JOB ANYWAY.
269
00:13:58,880 --> 00:14:00,380
- [CRYING]
- [CHUCKLING]
270
00:14:01,883 --> 00:14:05,513
I FEEL A WHOLE LOT BETTER NOW.
271
00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:08,602
OH!
[CLEARS THROAT]
272
00:14:08,598 --> 00:14:10,388
[SIGHS]
273
00:14:10,392 --> 00:14:12,062
HEY, SQUIRT.
274
00:14:12,060 --> 00:14:14,440
YOU'RE GONNA RUIN MY BUSINESS
WITH THAT FACE.
275
00:14:14,437 --> 00:14:19,187
GIBLET, I'VE GOT THE CLUTSY,
SKINNY, LITTLE BOY BLUES.
276
00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:21,282
OH, I HATE THOSE.
277
00:14:21,277 --> 00:14:23,407
WORSE THAN THE RUBBER NOSE RASH.
278
00:14:23,405 --> 00:14:26,445
IF I DON'T GROW
SOME MUSCLES FAST,
279
00:14:26,449 --> 00:14:28,619
I'M GONNA LOSE MY BEST BUD.
280
00:14:28,618 --> 00:14:31,408
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, HOLD ON.
281
00:14:31,413 --> 00:14:34,173
I THINK I GOT SOMETHING
THAT MIGHT HELP.
282
00:14:34,165 --> 00:14:36,125
WHAT A MESS.
283
00:14:36,126 --> 00:14:37,996
I GOTTA FIRE THAT MAID.
284
00:14:40,130 --> 00:14:43,050
OHH-LA-LA.
285
00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:44,259
ICK!
286
00:14:44,259 --> 00:14:46,429
IF IT AIN'T HARRY HATCHBACK!
287
00:14:46,428 --> 00:14:48,758
HEY, PETEY, OLD BOY.
288
00:14:48,763 --> 00:14:50,773
SO WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
289
00:14:50,765 --> 00:14:53,635
SCROUNGING UP MORE CELEBS
FOR YOUR IDIOT TV COMMERCIALS?
290
00:14:53,643 --> 00:14:56,403
LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE DOING
THE SAME THING.
291
00:14:56,396 --> 00:15:00,646
NO WAY! I DON'T NEED MISS
FACIAL HAIR TO FILL MY RV'S.
292
00:15:00,650 --> 00:15:04,650
OH, NO WAY!
IT'S RONALD STRUEDELNOSSHER!
293
00:15:04,654 --> 00:15:06,364
[BOTH SCREAMING]
294
00:15:12,746 --> 00:15:16,996
RONALD STRUEDELNOSSHER?
HE'D BE PERFECT OR MY NEXT
COMMERCIAL.
295
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,670
NO WAY! HE'S MINE!
296
00:15:21,504 --> 00:15:23,764
[SCREAMING]
297
00:15:23,757 --> 00:15:26,677
- NO WAY! HE'S--
- OUT OF THE WAY! HE'S MY STAR!
298
00:15:29,012 --> 00:15:30,312
GAWRSH!
299
00:15:30,305 --> 00:15:33,635
THERE YOU GO. PERFECT.
300
00:15:33,641 --> 00:15:35,811
HEY, CLOWNIE, YOU THINK
THIS WILL REALLY WORK?
301
00:15:35,810 --> 00:15:41,110
HEY! MY INFLATABLE MUSCLES
IN A CAN HAVE NEVER FAILED.
302
00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:42,687
COME HERE A SEC.
303
00:15:43,860 --> 00:15:45,610
GO GET 'EM, SQUIRT!
304
00:15:45,612 --> 00:15:47,822
P.J., LOOK.
305
00:15:47,822 --> 00:15:49,162
WHAT?
306
00:15:49,157 --> 00:15:51,907
HEY, GUYS! WHAT'S THE MATTER?
307
00:15:51,910 --> 00:15:55,330
HAVEN'T YOU EVER SEEN--
UH-OH.
308
00:15:55,330 --> 00:15:56,660
WHOA!
309
00:15:59,209 --> 00:16:00,839
YIKES!
310
00:16:00,835 --> 00:16:02,795
WHOA!
311
00:16:02,796 --> 00:16:04,376
[OVERLAPPING CHATTER]
312
00:16:06,174 --> 00:16:08,724
- HELP!
- [ALL GASP]
313
00:16:15,183 --> 00:16:16,893
WHOA!
314
00:16:16,893 --> 00:16:19,523
HELP!
315
00:16:19,521 --> 00:16:21,021
MAXIE?
HELP!
316
00:16:22,565 --> 00:16:24,475
- MAX! MR. G.!
- ARE YOU OKAY?
317
00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:27,574
STELLAR...
318
00:16:27,570 --> 00:16:29,280
- RONALD! RONALD!
- WHERE ARE YOU?
319
00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:31,490
HE'S DISAPPEARED!
320
00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:34,451
OUCH. POOR LITTLE FELLA.
321
00:16:34,452 --> 00:16:36,002
BETTER NOT SUE ME.
322
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:38,455
EXCUSE ME,
LITTLE CLOWN PERSON.
323
00:16:38,456 --> 00:16:40,376
GAH! STAY BACK!
324
00:16:40,375 --> 00:16:43,915
I GOT WEINER DOG BALLOONS,
AND I KNOW HOW TO USE THEM!
325
00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:45,920
I NEED YOUR CAR.
326
00:16:45,922 --> 00:16:47,762
IT'S YOURS. TAKE IT.
327
00:16:47,757 --> 00:16:50,717
YOU SEE, THE FANS,
THEY ARE TOO MUCH.
328
00:16:50,719 --> 00:16:52,429
I MUST GET AWAY FOR A WHILE.
329
00:16:52,429 --> 00:16:54,719
OH, I CAN TOTALLY RELATE.
330
00:16:54,723 --> 00:16:57,233
HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT FOR IT.
331
00:16:57,225 --> 00:17:00,435
WELL, THE LISTED
BLUE BOOK PRICE IS, UH--
332
00:17:00,437 --> 00:17:04,357
- LET'S SEE, UH--
- THIS OUGHT TO COVER IT.
333
00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:05,897
[CHUCKLES]
334
00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:09,240
GOOD-BYE, CLOWN PERSON.
335
00:17:09,237 --> 00:17:12,157
CIAO! THANKS A MIL!
336
00:17:12,157 --> 00:17:16,997
- HIYA, FOLKS!
- [ALL GRUMBLE]
337
00:17:16,995 --> 00:17:21,075
GAWRSH! LOOKS LIKE YOU ALL
JUST GOT MISSPELLED TATTOOS.
338
00:17:21,082 --> 00:17:26,132
I CAN'T BELIEVE RONALD
STRUEDELNOSSHER WAS
IN SPOONERVILLE.
339
00:17:26,129 --> 00:17:28,129
AND WE MISSED HIM.
340
00:17:28,131 --> 00:17:31,931
I ALMOST GOT TO MEET
THE DISCONTINUATOR.
341
00:17:31,926 --> 00:17:35,466
IT WAS GONNA BE THE MOTHER
OF ALL COMMERCIALS.
342
00:17:35,472 --> 00:17:36,812
WAIT A MINUTE.
343
00:17:36,806 --> 00:17:39,556
WE'VE GOT THREE FATHERS
AND THREE SONS.
344
00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:42,399
IF WE WORK TOGETHER AS A TEAM,
WE COULD ALL MEET HIM!
345
00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:45,605
AND MAYBE HE'LL DO BOTH
OUR COMMERCIALS.
346
00:17:45,607 --> 00:17:48,607
HMM. YEAH, I KNEW THAT.
347
00:17:48,610 --> 00:17:50,320
HUH. HE CAN'T BE
THAT HARD TO FIND.
348
00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:51,990
HE'S SO BIG.
349
00:17:51,988 --> 00:17:54,238
IT'S NOT LIKE
IT'S "MISSION IMPOSSIBLE"!
350
00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:55,370
AH-HYUCK!
351
00:18:04,334 --> 00:18:06,804
YOUR MISSION--
TO FIND RONALD STRUEDELNOSSHER.
352
00:18:06,795 --> 00:18:09,255
TAKE NO PRISONERS,
ONLY AUTOGRAPHS.
353
00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:12,295
THIS TAPE WILL SELF-DESTRUCT
IN FIVE SECONDS.
354
00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:15,140
I MEAN, TWO SECONDS.
355
00:18:15,136 --> 00:18:17,806
OKAY, MEN, WE HAVE OUR MISSION.
LET'S MOVE IT.
356
00:18:17,806 --> 00:18:20,636
- HEY P.J.!
- COME ON, P.J.
357
00:18:20,642 --> 00:18:23,142
ON MY WAY COOPAY!
358
00:18:23,144 --> 00:18:27,694
1900 HOURS. SHUCKS!
THAT GIVES US PLENTY OF TIME.
359
00:18:27,691 --> 00:18:28,861
SWELL.
360
00:18:36,908 --> 00:18:38,118
[BOTH CRY OUT]
361
00:18:45,166 --> 00:18:46,246
WHOOPS.
362
00:18:56,219 --> 00:18:58,639
AH-HYUCK! WHOO-HOO!
363
00:19:01,683 --> 00:19:05,813
POP, I THINK WE CAN SAFELY SAY
RONALD IS NOT AT THE PLAYGROUND.
364
00:19:05,812 --> 00:19:09,522
WELL, HE SURE IS MISSING OUT.
AH-HYUCK!
365
00:19:12,152 --> 00:19:14,072
[VEHICLE APPROACHING]
366
00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:21,790
OH, PHOOEY. OUT OF GAS.
367
00:19:21,786 --> 00:19:23,656
[STAMMERING]
368
00:19:28,335 --> 00:19:31,755
OH, DOUBLE-PHOOEY.
I MUST SEEK HELP.
369
00:19:31,755 --> 00:19:36,085
EXCUSE ME, MY NAME
IS RONALD STRUEDELNOSSHER!
370
00:19:36,092 --> 00:19:40,562
PLEASE! I NEED HELP TO--
OH, MAMA.
371
00:19:40,555 --> 00:19:44,885
- DID YOU FIND HIM?
- NAH, WE THOUGHT WE DID,
BUT IT TURNED OUT TO BE HIM.
372
00:19:44,893 --> 00:19:48,613
HEY, I CAN'T HELP BUT IF YOU
MISTAKE ME FOR A MOVIE STAR.
373
00:19:48,605 --> 00:19:50,765
IT'S IN MY JEANS, YOU KNOW.
374
00:19:50,774 --> 00:19:53,034
HEY, WE'RE LOOKING
FOR RONALD STRUEDELNOSSHER.
375
00:19:53,026 --> 00:19:56,316
- HAVE YOU SEEN HIM?
- SURE. SOLD HIM MY CAR.
376
00:19:56,321 --> 00:19:58,821
YOU COULDN'T SELL WOOD
TO A TERMITE.
377
00:19:58,823 --> 00:20:01,793
HEY! AN AUTOGRAPHED
RUBBER CHICKEN.
378
00:20:01,785 --> 00:20:06,155
"TO GIBLET, I HOPE YOU'RE
SMILING ON THE INSIDE."
379
00:20:06,164 --> 00:20:08,294
IT MUST HAVE FALLEN OUT
OF GIBLET'S CAR.
380
00:20:08,291 --> 00:20:09,921
THERE'S MORE! COME ON!
381
00:20:17,092 --> 00:20:19,392
- LOOKS LIKE THIS IS IT.
- HELP! HELP!
382
00:20:19,386 --> 00:20:22,426
SOMEBODY FORGOT TO HIRE
A STUNT DOUBLE!
383
00:20:22,430 --> 00:20:25,100
THERE HE IS!
384
00:20:25,100 --> 00:20:28,560
NOW, WHEN WE MEET RONALD,
LET ME ASK HIM ABOUT DOING
THE COMMERCIALS.
385
00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:30,941
WAIT A MINUTE!
LET ME DO THE TALKING.
386
00:20:30,939 --> 00:20:33,319
AFTER ALL,
I'M A BETTER SALESMAN.
387
00:20:33,316 --> 00:20:37,066
WHAT? YOU COULDN'T SELL
A GOOD DEED TO MOTHER TERESA.
388
00:20:37,070 --> 00:20:40,070
WELL, YOU COULDN'T SELL ICE
TO AN ESKIMO. NYAH!
389
00:20:40,073 --> 00:20:41,703
HELP! HELP!
390
00:20:41,700 --> 00:20:46,710
WOW! RONALD STRUEDELNOSSHER!
391
00:20:46,705 --> 00:20:50,455
GAWRSH! IT'S A PLEASURE, SIR.
I'M GOOFY--
392
00:20:50,458 --> 00:20:52,248
DAD! WE GOTTA HELP HIM OUT!
393
00:20:56,339 --> 00:21:00,429
YES, HURRY, OR WE'LL ALL BE
SMUSHED INTO BABY SNAIL PATE.
394
00:21:05,181 --> 00:21:08,641
- HOW DO WE GET DOWN?
- I DON'T KNOW.
395
00:21:08,643 --> 00:21:12,943
HEY, HOLD IT! I GOT GIBLET'S
INFLATABLE FUNNY FEET!
396
00:21:16,109 --> 00:21:17,529
[ALL SCREAMING]
397
00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:22,820
ALL RIGHT, MAX! YOU DID IT!
398
00:21:22,824 --> 00:21:24,584
YES!
399
00:21:24,576 --> 00:21:26,576
THANK YOU, ALL.
400
00:21:26,578 --> 00:21:30,618
YOU ARE THE KINDEST RESCUE
CLOWNS I'VE MET IN A LONG TIME.
401
00:21:30,623 --> 00:21:32,463
GAWRSH!
402
00:21:32,459 --> 00:21:35,089
IF YOU NEED ANYTHING, JUST ASK,
403
00:21:35,086 --> 00:21:37,376
AND I'LL EVENTUALLY RETURN.
404
00:21:37,380 --> 00:21:39,220
HASTA LUIGI.
405
00:21:39,215 --> 00:21:42,005
- BYE!
- YOU'RE A PRETTY
COOL DUDE, MAN!
406
00:21:42,010 --> 00:21:45,810
LET ME HELP YOU OFF WITH
THOSE CLOD-HOPPERS, MAXIE.
407
00:21:45,805 --> 00:21:47,515
THANKS, P.J..
408
00:21:47,515 --> 00:21:50,185
HEY, BEST BUDS ARE SUPPOSED
TO HELP EACH OTHER, AM I RIGHT?
409
00:21:50,185 --> 00:21:52,685
RIGHT, PEEJSTER!
410
00:21:52,687 --> 00:21:55,397
I WANTED TO THANK YOU GUYS
FOR COUNTING ME IN.
411
00:21:55,398 --> 00:21:59,318
I WAS GETTING A LITTLE BORED
TALKING TO DUMBBELLS
ALL THE TIME.
412
00:21:59,319 --> 00:22:01,149
NO PROBLEM!
413
00:22:01,154 --> 00:22:03,824
I MEAN, THERE'S ALWAYS ROOM
FOR ANOTHER BUD!
414
00:22:03,823 --> 00:22:05,373
ABSIPOSILUTELY!
415
00:22:05,367 --> 00:22:07,287
WHERE IS HE?
416
00:22:07,285 --> 00:22:11,155
NOW, LOOK WHAT YOU DONE,
"MR. LET'S WORK TOGETHER
AS A TEAM."
417
00:22:11,164 --> 00:22:13,384
[OVERLAPPING CHATTER]
418
00:22:15,210 --> 00:22:17,130
♪ GIMME A BEAT ♪
419
00:22:43,196 --> 00:22:45,066
YEAH!
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