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AH-HYUCK!

♪ H-H-H-HIT IT ♪

♪ LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON ♪

- ♪ YOU'RE ALWAYS NUMBER ONE ♪ - YES!

♪ THERE'S BUDDIES, THERE'S PALS ♪

- YEAH! - ♪ YOU ALWAYS SEEM TO WORK THINGS OUT ♪

♪ CAN'T YOU SEE YOU'RE TWO OF A KIND ♪

♪ LOOKIN' FOR A REAL GOOD TIME? ♪

- ♪ A REAL GOOD TIME ♪ - AAH!

♪ REPORT TO THE GOOF TROOP ♪

♪ AND WE'LL ALWAYS STICK TOGETHER ♪

♪ ALWAYS STICK TOGETHER ♪

♪ WE'RE THE GOOF TROOP ♪

♪ THE BEST OF FRIENDS FOREVER ♪

♪ SIDE BY SIDE WHEREVER WE GO ♪

♪ WE'RE ALWAYS READY TO ROLL ♪

- ♪ NOW GIMME A BEAT ♪ - ♪ WE'RE THE GOOF TROOP ♪

♪ AND WE ALWAYS STICK TOGETHER ♪

- GAWRSH! - ♪ WE'RE THE GOOF TROOP ♪

♪ THE BEST OF FRIENDS FOREVER ♪

♪ NOW WE'RE CALLING EVERYONE ♪

♪ COME ALONG AND JOIN THE FUN ♪

♪ REPORT TO THE GOOF TROOP ♪

♪ LA DO BE DA BOP LA BA DO BOP ♪

YEAH!

[DOG BARKING]

[WOMAN ON TV] OH, IF ONLY WE HADN'T WASTED

OUR LAST WISH ON THAT SILLY FERRARI.

[MAN ON TV] YEAH! EVERYBODY KNOWS YOU SHOULD WISH AMERICAN.

NOW WE'LL NEVER SEE HOME AGAIN.

[SOBBING]

YEAH, AND THEY LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER, YADA, YADA, YADA.

YOU SPUDS SHOULDN'T BE WASTING TIME IN FRONT OF THE TUBE.

IT'S SUMMER, FOR CRYING OUT SAKES.

GET OUT AND GET A LIFE!

BUT KEEP IT QUIET.

THE GAME'S ABOUT TO START!

HOW COME WHENEVER SOMEONE GETS THREE WISHES ON TV,

THEY ALWAYS BLOW IT?

AH, PEEJ, THEY'RE JUST CARTOONS.

THEY DON'T KNOW ANY BETTER.

I MEAN, YOU'D JUST WISH FOR MORE WISHES.

WELL, IF YOU HAD ALL THE WISHES IN THE WORLD,

WHAT WOULD YOU WISH FOR?

OH, MAN, I'D BE THE BEST AT EVERYTHING.

I'D BE THE BEST BASKETBALL PLAYER, BASEBALL PLAYER,

RACECAR DRIVER, AND--

AND DEFINITELY THE BEST SKA-- [SCREAMS]

IT'S TIME FOR US TO TAKE OUR WALK, YOU CUTE LITTLE BABY, YOU.

[GRUMBLING]

- [SCREAMS] - [YOWLS]

- THANKS, PISTOL! - HEY!

I GOT YOU, PEEJ!

HOLD ON P.J.!

WELL, I AM THE BEST AT BEING CLUTSY.

THAT'S WHY YOU NEED ME AS YOUR BEST FRIEND.

OH, NO. NOT ANOTHER HAROLD HATCHBACK COMMERCIAL!

I'LL BET YOU WISH YOU HAD THE GUTS TO OWN A HOT, RED,

GAS-GUZZLIN', INSURANCE-PANICKING SPORTS CAR, DON'T YA?

WHAT I WISH IS THAT YOU'D DRY UP

AND FERTILIZE THE POSIES, TAILPIPE BREATH.

HEY! THIS LITTLE NUMBER COULD BE A WISH COME TRUE

IF YOU'RE MAN ENOUGH TO COME DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW AND MAKE A DEAL,

LIKE SPOONERVILLE'S BELOVED POLICE CHIEF.

HEY! NO FAIR USING FAMOUS TYPE CELEBRITIES!

I TELL YOU, I'M NOT LEAVING UNTIL SOMEBODY BUYS ME ONE OF THESE CARS!

THANKS, CHIEF. IT'S BEEN A THRILL.

WHY, THAT DIRTY, ROTTEN--

WHO'S HE THINK HE IS,

COMING UP WITH THAT NO-GOOD SALES GIMMICK

BEFORE YOURS TRULY?

WHOA!

DADDY'S GONNA TAKE A LITTLE NAP NOW.

- [GROANS] - [BODY THUDS]

MY, THAT HAROLD HATCHBACK IS IN WONDERFUL SHAPE, ISN'T HE?

NO WONDER HIS COMMERCIALS ARE SO POPULAR.

WHAT? GOOD SHAPE?

MUSCLES, EH?

[INHALES] WELL, IF THAT'S WHAT SELLS CARS,

I GOT MONEY IN THE BANK.

[EXHALES]

IF THAT'S WHAT SELLS CARS, YOUR PIGGY BANK IS EMPTY.

OH, YEAH?

WELL, WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT.

OKAY, OKAY, JUST A LITTLE FURTHER.

PERFECTO! ALL RIGHT.

WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR, YOU SPUDS? LET HER GO!

[CRYING OUT]

[COUGHS]

WHOA! GOLLY, SIR, WHAT'S GOING ON?

YEAH, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE TAKING UP BOXING. [LAUGHS]

GET IT? BOXING?

[MUTTERING] DON'T JUST STAND THERE MAKING JOKES.

HELP ME GET THIS STUFF INSIDE.

WHAT IS ALL THIS STUFF, MR. P.?

WELL, YOU GET THESE CRATES OPEN AND YOU WILL SEE.

[STRAINING]

NOW, REMEMBER, BOYS,

DON'T LIFT THESE THINGS WITH YOUR BACK.

YOU MAY HURT YOURSELVES.

[STRAINING]

[BOTH CRY OUT]

WHAT?

WHOA!

ENOUGH OF THAT OLD TECHNOLOGY.

THAT'S WHY THEY CALL ALL THOSE OLD WEIGHTS DUMBBELLS.

[LAUGHING]

NOW, THIS IS THE MUSCLE MACHINE OF THE FUTURE.

OKAY, BOYS, PUSH THE LEVER.

UH, SIR, UM, HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT READING THE INSTRUCTIONS?

DO YOU TAKE ME FOR SOME KIND OF MELON HEAD OR SOMETHING?

THAT'S FOR AMATEURS. LET 'ER RIP.

[POWERING UP]

SEE? NOTHING TO IT.

- WHOA! - [CRASHING]

TIGHTER! COME ON, YOU SPUDS! I SAID TOGETHER!

TIGHTER I TELL YOU! I CAN TAKE IT!

THAT'S IT, THAT'S IT, YOU'RE GETTING IT.

GOOD. NOW TIE IT OFF.

QUICK, QUICK.

THERE. YOU SEE? WHO NEEDS TO GET IN SHAPE TO GET IN SHAPE?

SUBTERFUGE! THAT'S THE AMERICAN WAY.

[RUMBLING] UH, MR. P.?

I DON'T THINK THIS IS SUCH A GOOD IDEA.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, YOU GOOF?

WORKS IN HOLLYWOOD ALL THE TIME.

YES, SIR, THAT'S TRUE, BUT THIS IS NOT HOLLYWOOD.

[VOCALIZES]

- FIRE IN THE HOLE! - TAKE COVER!

YOU THINK YOUR DAD WILL EVER LET US DOWN AGAIN?

- SURE, IF THE TV BREAKS DOWN. - HEY, IT'S NO BIGGIE.

WE'LL JUST MAKE THIS OUR EXCLUSIVE CLUB FOR BEST BUDS.

ONLY TWO MEMBERS ALLOWED-- US!

THE BEST BUD CLUB?

RAISE YOUR HAND FOR THE SOLEMN BEST BUD OATH.

I MAX AND P.J.,

VOW TO BE BEST BUDS FOREVER.

YEAH, AND PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO UN, FOOD, AND--

AND THE PURSUIT OF GOOFING OFF.

- EXCELLENT! - EXCELLENT!

PEEJ!

I THINK OUR CLUB NEEDS A COORDINATION COORDINATOR.

COMMERCIALS. KIDS. I CAN'T STAND STANDING THIS.

OH, LOOK! HAROLD HATCHBACK'S GOTTEN

TO SPOONERVILLE FOR HIS NEW COMMERCIAL.

I GUESS SOME MEN LIKE THEIR WOMEN WITH MUSTACHES.

OH, FOR CRYING OUT SAKES,

THAT SPUD GETS ALL THE CELEBRITIES.

WHAT DOES HE DO? HANG OUT AT NOSE JOBS FOR LESS?

WELL, IT SURE BEATS YOUR AD WITH GIBLET THE CLOWN.

HEY, HEY, HEY! HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW

HE HAD A FACE THAT MELTED WINDSHIELDS?

OH, FINDING A BIG STAR IN SPOONERVILLE'S

AS EASY AS MILKING A PORCUPINE.

WELL, IF SPOONERVILLE HAS ANY CELEBRITIES AT ALL,

THEY'RE PROBABLY OUT TRYING TO GET A TAN.

THAT'S IT. I'LL GO TO LAKE ZESTER.

EVERYBODY WHO'S ANYBODY GOES THERE TO BAKE IN THE SUN.

OH, GREAT! TAKE THE BOYS, WILL YOU? PISTOL AND I ARE GOING SHOPPING.

- BUT PUDDIN'-- - BYE-BYE, MOSS MUFFIN.

HOW DOES SHE DO THAT?

NOW, KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR ANYBODY WHAT'S FAMOUS.

- YOU GOT IT, MR. P. - YES, SIR.

GAWRSH! MAYBE I'LL GET SOME AUTOGRAPHICS. AH-HYUCK!

NOW, DON'T GO CRAZY IF YOU SEE A STAR!

ON ACCOUNT OF BECAUSE I GOTTA APPROACH 'EM REAL TACTFUL-LIKE

SO'S THEY'LL DO MY COMMERCIAL.

OH, HEY! ISN'T THAT GIRL ON THE MONKEY OF THE SEA TUNA CAN?

WHERE? HERE, HOLD THIS, GOOF.

MISS! OH, MISS!

I LOVE SHOW BUSINESS. AH-HYUCK!

BALLOONS FOR SALE. GET YOUR BALLOONS HERE...

YOU OBNOXIOUS NO-NOTHING LITTLE PIPSQUEAKS.

[BOTH] WOW!

LOOKS LIKE A PRIME BEST BUD FRIEND ZONE.

HEY, KID, WANT A BALLOON?

I BELIEVE, AS MEMBERS OF THE BEST BUD CLUB,

WE'D BETTER TAKE A VOTE.

ABSOLUTELY. SURVEY SAYS--

[BOTH IMITATE BUZZER]

- NO, THANKS. - [LAUGHING]

[BOTH LAUGHING]

OH, LOOK AT THEM LITTLE RUG RATS,

SO FULL OF LIFE AND ENERGY.

WHAT'S THEIR PROBLEM?

WHEW!

ALL'S I WANTED WAS HER PHONE HOME NUMBER.

WHO DOES SHE THINK SHE IS ANYHOW?

DID YOU GET HER AUTOGRAPH?

NO. SHE'S A NOBODY.

PROBABLY SOME SPUD'S PET HAMSTER IN ANOTHER LIFE.

HEY, I THINK THAT'S... [INDISTINCT]

IS HE FAMOUS?

NO, BUT HE OWES ME MONEY.

- HERE! - WHOA!

OKEY-DOKEY. I'LL BE RIGHT HERE CATCHING SOME RAYS.

GAWRSH!

AH-HYUCK! OW!

[SIGHS]

- WHAT? - ALL RIGHT, POP! GREAT CATCH!

HEY, PEEJ, GO DEEP FOR A LYNN SWANN-TYPE PASS!

HIT ME!

CRAZY KIDS. [LAUGHING]

BOYS! HEY, FELLERS!

OH, THERE'S GOTTA BE SOMEONE FAMOUS HERE.

OH IF I PUT A BLANK LOOK ON THAT GUY,

HE COULD BE THE VICE-PRESIDENT.

HERE'S YOUR BIKE BACK.

AH! ANOTHER BEAUTIFUL AFTERNOON AT LAKE ZESTER.

HMM. WHOSE LIFE CAN I MAKE MISERABLE TODAY, HUH?

OH, PETE! PETEY BOY!

NAH, TOO EASY.

- I GOT IT! I GOT IT! - PERFECT.

[CRIES OUT]

SORRY, TUMBLE TUB.

HEY, GIVE IT BACK, MAN.

MMM... NO.

WELL, YOU MAY HAVE MY FRISBEE,

BUT I STILL GOT MY VISOR.

OKAY, YOU MAY HAVE MY FRISBEE,

VISOR, SHIRT, SHOES, AND WATCH,

BUT I STILL HAVE, UH...

ME! I'LL HANDLE THIS.

THAT'S WHAT BEST BUDS ARE FOR.

DON'T WORRY, PEEJ. I'LL GET US OUT OF THIS SOMEHOW.

[CHUCKLES] OLE.

- TAKE A SIESTA, LEECH. - WHOA!

- HUH? OH NO! - COOPY HATCHBACK?

I GO BY COOP NOW.

- LET ME GO, MAN. - WHAT DO YOU SAY?

I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY!

ALL RIGHT, I'LL LET YOU GO.

[SCREAMS]

HEY, THANKS, COOP.

NOT THAT I COULDN'T HANDLE A WIMP LIKE LEECH MYSELF.

HEY, NO PROBLEMO.

SORRY I SPOILED YOUR FUN.

BUT HOW'D YOU GET SO BIG AND SO STRONG?

GOT INTO BODYBUILDING.

YOU KNOW, LIFTING WEIGHTS AND STUFF.

- I CAN BENCH PRESS 150 NOW. - IS THAT SO?

TERRIBLY INTERESTING, I MUST SAY.

COME ON, PEEJ, LET'S HIT THE SURF.

YOU KNOW, P.J.,

YOU'D PROBABLY MAKE A GREAT BODYBUILDER.

- YOU GOT THE BULK. - REALLY?

- COME ON, I'LL SHOW YOU. - KILLER!

HEY, ARE YOU COMING, MAX?

SURE.

BEST BUDS ALWAYS STICK TOGETHER.

THIS IS IT, SPOONERVILLE'S OWN MUSCLE BEACH.

THIS IS IT? YOU PICK UP DUMBBELLS IN A SANDBOX?

COOL.

HERE, I'LL SHOW YOU.

PEEJ, LOOK!

WHOA!

YEAH, YEAH, I'M NOT FOOLING AROUND.

LET'S GET DOWN TO SOME SERIOUS MUSCULATING.

NOW, WHEN YOU USE THE PUNCHING BAG--

THIS THING'S A CINCH.

- OW! OW! - [CRASHING]

YEAH, YOU'RE GETTING THE HANG OF IT NOW, P.J.

[STRAINING]

YEP, THIS BODYBUILDING STUFF IS A PIECE OF--

- LOOK OUT! - [CRASHING]

I'LL BE BACK.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S SO DARNED FUNNY

ABOUT THIS JOB ANYWAY.

- [CRYING] - [CHUCKLING]

I FEEL A WHOLE LOT BETTER NOW.

OH! [CLEARS THROAT]

[SIGHS]

HEY, SQUIRT.

YOU'RE GONNA RUIN MY BUSINESS WITH THAT FACE.

GIBLET, I'VE GOT THE CLUTSY, SKINNY, LITTLE BOY BLUES.

OH, I HATE THOSE.

WORSE THAN THE RUBBER NOSE RASH.

IF I DON'T GROW SOME MUSCLES FAST,

I'M GONNA LOSE MY BEST BUD.

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, HOLD ON.

I THINK I GOT SOMETHING THAT MIGHT HELP.

WHAT A MESS.

I GOTTA FIRE THAT MAID.

OHH-LA-LA.

ICK!

IF IT AIN'T HARRY HATCHBACK!

HEY, PETEY, OLD BOY.

SO WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

SCROUNGING UP MORE CELEBS FOR YOUR IDIOT TV COMMERCIALS?

LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE DOING THE SAME THING.

NO WAY! I DON'T NEED MISS FACIAL HAIR TO FILL MY RV'S.

OH, NO WAY! IT'S RONALD STRUEDELNOSSHER!

[BOTH SCREAMING]

RONALD STRUEDELNOSSHER? HE'D BE PERFECT OR MY NEXT COMMERCIAL.

NO WAY! HE'S MINE!

[SCREAMING]

- NO WAY! HE'S-- - OUT OF THE WAY! HE'S MY STAR!

GAWRSH!

THERE YOU GO. PERFECT.

HEY, CLOWNIE, YOU THINK THIS WILL REALLY WORK?

HEY! MY INFLATABLE MUSCLES IN A CAN HAVE NEVER FAILED.

COME HERE A SEC.

GO GET 'EM, SQUIRT!

P.J., LOOK.

WHAT?

HEY, GUYS! WHAT'S THE MATTER?

HAVEN'T YOU EVER SEEN-- UH-OH.

WHOA!

YIKES!

WHOA!

[OVERLAPPING CHATTER]

- HELP! - [ALL GASP]

WHOA!

HELP!

MAXIE? HELP!

- MAX! MR. G.! - ARE YOU OKAY?

STELLAR...

- RONALD! RONALD! - WHERE ARE YOU?

HE'S DISAPPEARED!

OUCH. POOR LITTLE FELLA.

BETTER NOT SUE ME.

EXCUSE ME, LITTLE CLOWN PERSON.

GAH! STAY BACK!

I GOT WEINER DOG BALLOONS, AND I KNOW HOW TO USE THEM!

I NEED YOUR CAR.

IT'S YOURS. TAKE IT.

YOU SEE, THE FANS, THEY ARE TOO MUCH.

I MUST GET AWAY FOR A WHILE.

OH, I CAN TOTALLY RELATE.

HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT FOR IT.

WELL, THE LISTED BLUE BOOK PRICE IS, UH--

- LET'S SEE, UH-- - THIS OUGHT TO COVER IT.

[CHUCKLES]

GOOD-BYE, CLOWN PERSON.

CIAO! THANKS A MIL!

- HIYA, FOLKS! - [ALL GRUMBLE]

GAWRSH! LOOKS LIKE YOU ALL JUST GOT MISSPELLED TATTOOS.

I CAN'T BELIEVE RONALD STRUEDELNOSSHER WAS IN SPOONERVILLE.

AND WE MISSED HIM.

I ALMOST GOT TO MEET THE DISCONTINUATOR.

IT WAS GONNA BE THE MOTHER OF ALL COMMERCIALS.

WAIT A MINUTE.

WE'VE GOT THREE FATHERS AND THREE SONS.

IF WE WORK TOGETHER AS A TEAM, WE COULD ALL MEET HIM!

AND MAYBE HE'LL DO BOTH OUR COMMERCIALS.

HMM. YEAH, I KNEW THAT.

HUH. HE CAN'T BE THAT HARD TO FIND.

HE'S SO BIG.

IT'S NOT LIKE IT'S "MISSION IMPOSSIBLE"!

AH-HYUCK!

YOUR MISSION-- TO FIND RONALD STRUEDELNOSSHER.

TAKE NO PRISONERS, ONLY AUTOGRAPHS.

THIS TAPE WILL SELF-DESTRUCT IN FIVE SECONDS.

I MEAN, TWO SECONDS.

OKAY, MEN, WE HAVE OUR MISSION. LET'S MOVE IT.

- HEY P.J.! - COME ON, P.J.

ON MY WAY COOPAY!

1900 HOURS. SHUCKS! THAT GIVES US PLENTY OF TIME.

SWELL.

[BOTH CRY OUT]

WHOOPS.

AH-HYUCK! WHOO-HOO!

POP, I THINK WE CAN SAFELY SAY RONALD IS NOT AT THE PLAYGROUND.

WELL, HE SURE IS MISSING OUT. AH-HYUCK!

[VEHICLE APPROACHING]

OH, PHOOEY. OUT OF GAS.

[STAMMERING]

OH, DOUBLE-PHOOEY. I MUST SEEK HELP.

EXCUSE ME, MY NAME IS RONALD STRUEDELNOSSHER!

PLEASE! I NEED HELP TO-- OH, MAMA.

- DID YOU FIND HIM? - NAH, WE THOUGHT WE DID, BUT IT TURNED OUT TO BE HIM.

HEY, I CAN'T HELP BUT IF YOU MISTAKE ME FOR A MOVIE STAR.

IT'S IN MY JEANS, YOU KNOW.

HEY, WE'RE LOOKING FOR RONALD STRUEDELNOSSHER.

- HAVE YOU SEEN HIM? - SURE. SOLD HIM MY CAR.

YOU COULDN'T SELL WOOD TO A TERMITE.

HEY! AN AUTOGRAPHED RUBBER CHICKEN.

"TO GIBLET, I HOPE YOU'RE SMILING ON THE INSIDE."

IT MUST HAVE FALLEN OUT OF GIBLET'S CAR.

THERE'S MORE! COME ON!

- LOOKS LIKE THIS IS IT. - HELP! HELP!

SOMEBODY FORGOT TO HIRE A STUNT DOUBLE!

THERE HE IS!

NOW, WHEN WE MEET RONALD, LET ME ASK HIM ABOUT DOING THE COMMERCIALS.

WAIT A MINUTE! LET ME DO THE TALKING.

AFTER ALL, I'M A BETTER SALESMAN.

WHAT? YOU COULDN'T SELL A GOOD DEED TO MOTHER TERESA.

WELL, YOU COULDN'T SELL ICE TO AN ESKIMO. NYAH!

HELP! HELP!

WOW! RONALD STRUEDELNOSSHER!

GAWRSH! IT'S A PLEASURE, SIR. I'M GOOFY--

DAD! WE GOTTA HELP HIM OUT!

YES, HURRY, OR WE'LL ALL BE SMUSHED INTO BABY SNAIL PATE.

- HOW DO WE GET DOWN? - I DON'T KNOW.

HEY, HOLD IT! I GOT GIBLET'S INFLATABLE FUNNY FEET!

[ALL SCREAMING]

ALL RIGHT, MAX! YOU DID IT!

YES!

THANK YOU, ALL.

YOU ARE THE KINDEST RESCUE CLOWNS I'VE MET IN A LONG TIME.

GAWRSH!

IF YOU NEED ANYTHING, JUST ASK,

AND I'LL EVENTUALLY RETURN.

HASTA LUIGI.

- BYE! - YOU'RE A PRETTY COOL DUDE, MAN!

LET ME HELP YOU OFF WITH THOSE CLOD-HOPPERS, MAXIE.

THANKS, P.J..

HEY, BEST BUDS ARE SUPPOSED TO HELP EACH OTHER, AM I RIGHT?

RIGHT, PEEJSTER!

I WANTED TO THANK YOU GUYS FOR COUNTING ME IN.

I WAS GETTING A LITTLE BORED TALKING TO DUMBBELLS ALL THE TIME.

NO PROBLEM!

I MEAN, THERE'S ALWAYS ROOM FOR ANOTHER BUD!

ABSIPOSILUTELY!

WHERE IS HE?

NOW, LOOK WHAT YOU DONE, "MR. LET'S WORK TOGETHER AS A TEAM."

[OVERLAPPING CHATTER]

♪ GIMME A BEAT ♪

YEAH!