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Ah-hyuck!
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♪ H-h-h-hit it ♪
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♪ Like father, like son ♪
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♪ You're always number one ♪
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Yes!
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♪ There's buddies, there's pals ♪
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Yeah!
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♪ You always seem to work things out ♪
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♪ Can't you see you're two of a kind ♪
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♪ Lookin' for a real good time ♪
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Woah!
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♪ A real good time ♪
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Aah!
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♪ Report to the Goof Troop ♪
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♪ And we'll always stick together ♪
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♪ Always stick together ♪
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♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪
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♪ The best of friends forever ♪
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♪ Side by side wherever we go ♪
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♪ We're always ready to roll ♪
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-♪ Now gimme a beat ♪
-♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪
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♪ And we always stick together ♪
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Gawrsh!
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♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪
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♪ The best of friends forever ♪
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♪ Now we're calling everyone ♪
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♪ Come along and join the fun ♪
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♪ Report to the Goof Troop ♪
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♪ Baa ba doo da bop baa ba doo bop ♪
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Yeah!
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[Pete] "Food was my life.
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I ate all day. I ate in my sleep.
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I even ate whilst I was eating.
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I consumated more than some countries.
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I wore size blimp".
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Aw, he's just big boned,
kind of debonair-looking, if you ask me.
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"And this is me today".
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-[raucous laughter]
-Hello, Mr. Bones!
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Hiya, Pete! Guess what I'm doing!
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Mmm-hmm. Boy, ain't you something?
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Now just quiet down before
I call the police again.
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"With the lickety-split diet plan,
I lost over 700 pounds in just five days".
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I'm doing what they call
anemic exercising.
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Gets the cardio-vehicular system tuned up.
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"Lickety-split will pay you
big bucks to lose inches.
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Send your picture and current weight
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and we'll send a supply of
diet bars for only $79.99".
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[mumbling]
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"...25 bucks a pound for every
pound up to 1,000 pounds".
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It's good for the heart...
The legs... the arms... ow!
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-[groans]
-But not the head. Hmm.
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Twenty five pesos per
square foot of paunch, huh?
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Ah, too bad I'm in such good shape.
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Lousy, cheap, defective raft.
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[grumbles] Cheap, defective pool.
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Well, maybe I could find
a couple of bucks' worth of flesh to shed.
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[brakes screeching]
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[tires screeching]
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Oh, my favourite three words
in the English vocabulary...
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Money, money, and money. Hah!
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And before long,
that's just what I'll be rolling in.
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Hmm, not bad for reconstituted cardboard.
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Pete, are you snacking
between snacks again?
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[gulping]
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For your information,
these are lo-Cal, high-fiber,
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top-notch weight loss bars...
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-[belching]
-Excuse me, with nuts.
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At least take the wrapper off first.
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I'm gonna lose major poundage
and get paid for doing it.
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I feel lighter already.
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But it says here you're only
supposed to eat one bar per meal.
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Well, then,
I guess you better get cooking.
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I've had half a dozen of them.
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So I need six meals to
make this system work.
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Fat chance.
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Oh, Pete, I don't want an attractive,
athletic man with a good physique.
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I want you.
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And besides,
you know you never stick to diets.
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You don't think I can do it, do ya?
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In one word, no,
I don't think you can do it, Pete.
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[grumbling] That's more than one word.
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[chuckling] And that's more than
one spare tire.
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Then I'll do it alone.
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I'll see you around.
And if you don't recognize me,
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I'll be the rich, skinny guy.
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[grunting] Cheap, defective doorway.
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Well, now, let's see how much
weight I lost last night.
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I couldn't have gained!
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[screaming]
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Dropping more weight, Pete?
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[Pete] Whoa!
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[coughing]
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Cheap, defective scale.
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[Waffles yowling]
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Oh, getting that dough is
gonna be harder than I thought.
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All I need is a picture of
me minus a pound or 200.
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[straining] Got to get this
hamstring unstrung.
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Of course, it wouldn't have to
be a picture of me prezactly.
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So long as it was somebody nice
and skinny and scrawny and boney...
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-Like the Goof.
-[grunting]
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Have to make sure I'm loose and limburger
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or I could injure myself.
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-Hi, Dad.
-Morning, Mr G.
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Where are you boys off to at
half past the crack of dawn?
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Oh, today's the start of the school
fundraising cookie sale, sir.
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Whoever sells the most cookies
gets a certificate of appreciation.
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Not to mention two front row
seats to the rock concert.
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Put me down for a box of chocolate
cookies, the vanilla kind.
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Come on, Peej.
We want to move merchandise.
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Morning there, Goof! How's everything?
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Well, hiya, Pete.
I was just heading off on my power walk.
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[chuckling] Well, this is great.
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Mind if I power along, neighbour?
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Well, sure! Glad to see you
appreciate the value of exercising.
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Yeah. Well, you know me, Goof.
Uh... my body's a temple and...
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Oh, no! A man fell out of an airplane.
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-Where?
-Right up there! [screaming]
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[thudding]
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No, Pete,
I think that's a telephone pole.
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Come on, Petey, think light thoughts.
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Just empty your head, like me.
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Now this is good for the lower back,
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the upper thigh, and outer limits
of the inner clavicle. Ah-hyuck!
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Feeling the burn, are ya? Ah-hyuck!
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Well, like they say, "no pain, no Spain".
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Or no rain, no plain. Or no train...
Uh, no, that ain't it...
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Don't move! There's a big,
ugly black thing on your nose! Quick!
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-Close your eyes!
-I think that is my nose.
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Cheap, defective camera.
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Say, what are you doing there, Petey?
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[stammering] Well, I'm...
I mean, what I was doing was...
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I was trying to take your
picture, oh, idol of mine.
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Well, if you want my picture,
why don't you just say so?
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[laughs] I want your picture.
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Okey-dokey! [chuckles] Shoot!
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[laughs] I'd love to, Goof,
but all I got is this camera.
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[camera clicks]
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[wheels squeaking]
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[panting] Oh, Max,
we're gonna have to knock
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on every door in town to get
rid of all these cookies.
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-Door-to-door? Are you kidding?
-Well, who're we gonna sell them to?
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To the two biggest appetites
in all of Spoonerville.
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Sorry, boys, but I'm gonna
have to make it just one box.
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If I eat those cookies,
they go right to my lips.
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-Or is that my hips?
-[both groaning]
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OK, OK,
give me everything $1.50 will buy.
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Now what? Your dad's too
skinny and my dad's too cheap.
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I'll be so rich I'll need my
own bank to hold all the money.
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[Burt] Incredible! Fantastic!
Beyond belief!
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After, and before!
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Boy, I wouldn't have recognized
him if it hadn't been for the hat!
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What a creature!
The perfect lickety-split weight-loss man!
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Get him on the phone.
I'll build a national ad campaign
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around this Adonis.
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[telephone ringing]
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Hello? Who? No, there's no Adonis here.
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I... oh! Give me that!
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Your roast's burning,
and the baby's diaper needs changing,
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and there's a cab out front.
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Pete, I don't have a roast
and we don't have a baby.
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Well, then, whose cab is that?
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Ahem! Hello?
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[Burt] Whoa!
Got your pictures! Fantastic!
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Yeah, right. Well, I...
I never could've done it
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without your outstanding dietary product.
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Now about those 25 bucks a pound...
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You're gonna put lickety-split on the map!
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Yeah, ain't life grand?
Now, I lost 180 pounds.
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I make that 4,500 simoleons,
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but let's just round it off
to an even 10 grand. [laughs]
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So if you wanna cut a check...
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Of course I'll need pictures,
interviews, family history, the works!
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I'll be at your house in three days.
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You'll what? Interview? Uh, no!
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I got incurable shyness,
and I can't talk to strange strangers.
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I break out in chives, get lockjaw.
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[chuckles nervously] Pictures?
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Well, you can't have my picture took.
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Er... superstitious, you know?
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Camera steals the soul, yeah.
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I signed an agreement?
You sure about that?
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Uh, breach of promise? Restraining order?
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Firstborn male child?
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Well, in that case,
I'll, I'll, I'll see you in three days.
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[sobbing loudly]
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I got 72 hours to lose 180 pounds.
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That's nearly 10 pounds a day.
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[straining]
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Hey, what's wrong with this thing?
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Uh-oh! Oh, boy! Hold on...
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[screams]
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[coughing weakly]
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-Cheap, defective...
-[honks]
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[moaning]
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[humming]
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If I can't work the weight off,
I'll just sweat it off.
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[steam hissing]
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Ah! Just like one of them
Turkish steamy baths,
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and everybody knows
how skinny turkeys are.
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Whew! Another hour of this and I
ought to be a regular beanpole.
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-Oh, I bet I dropped a ton.
-[slippers squeaking]
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I ought to be down to skin
and bones by now... what!
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I only lost one eighth of
a quarter of a tenth of a pound?
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And only 48 more hours to go.
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-[rooster crowing]
-[Pete] I'll never make it.
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They'll find out I'm not the
Goof and the Goof's not me.
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They'll sue! They'll lock me
up and throw away the jail!
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Ooh, wait just one
lickety-splickity-second.
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I got it! I'll assume a new identity.
I'll change my name!
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[groans] That's how I got in
this mess in the first place.
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I know there's an answer
out there somewhere.
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I know it's gonna hit me any second now.
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[chuckling diabolically]
And it just did.
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[panting] Goofster, when was the last time
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I told ya how much
I admire and respect ya?
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Well, let me see now.
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I guess it's been about since,
uh... never.
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It's... it's funny, isn't it,
how we never verbalize,
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in our words,
our internalest-most feelings?
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[straining]
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And you know, my whole family
feels the same way about you.
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They do? Aw!
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Oh, yeah! They say, "Pete", which is me,
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they're always going,
"why can't you be more like that Goof"?
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[chuckles] That's what they say, yeah.
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They say that?
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[sniffling] No, I'm not gonna cry,
I'm not.
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No, Pete, don't do this to me.
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[straining] Goof, we love you like
you were a member of our own species.
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Oh, gosh, now I know I'm gonna... cry!
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Gee, Goof, this is a side of you
I've never seen before.
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[yelling] Now get off of me,
you blockheaded,
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boneheaded, lame-brained...
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I mean to say,
would you mind moving over just a skosh?
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Your posterior's crushing my exterior.
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[panting] Yes, I wanna make you
a little preposition here, pal.
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What's that, Pete?
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Well, I want you to show me how you do it.
239
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You know, how to run a family,
240
00:13:16,755 --> 00:13:20,505
how to make the dog fetch the paper
and not wet on anything.
241
00:13:20,592 --> 00:13:23,432
How to barbecue, how to sit and eat,
242
00:13:23,511 --> 00:13:27,311
and watch the ball game like
a real man-of-the-house.
243
00:13:27,390 --> 00:13:31,390
Gosh, Pete, I thought you
already knew that stuff.
244
00:13:31,478 --> 00:13:34,308
Oh, no, Goof. You see,
245
00:13:34,397 --> 00:13:38,147
it's all been an elaborate false facade.
246
00:13:38,234 --> 00:13:40,744
I'm a failure as a father, as a husband,
247
00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:43,490
and as a member of
the volunteer fire department.
248
00:13:43,573 --> 00:13:47,493
I am less than a worm.
249
00:13:47,577 --> 00:13:50,077
Aw, and all this time, I just thought
250
00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:52,833
you were short-tempered
and kind of selfish.
251
00:13:52,916 --> 00:13:56,626
No. That was a facade, too.
252
00:13:56,711 --> 00:14:01,301
[sniffling] Gee, Petey, you know
I'll do anything I can to help.
253
00:14:01,383 --> 00:14:04,803
Fine! Let's get you moved into my place
so I can observate you and learn from you.
254
00:14:04,886 --> 00:14:07,676
And just to make things all realistical,
255
00:14:07,764 --> 00:14:11,734
how's about we start calling you "Pete"?
256
00:14:11,810 --> 00:14:13,600
Well, OK, Pete.
257
00:14:13,687 --> 00:14:16,017
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
258
00:14:16,106 --> 00:14:19,526
Tell you what, why don't you call
me by my middle name from now on?
259
00:14:19,609 --> 00:14:21,949
And what name might that be?
260
00:14:22,028 --> 00:14:24,198
Goofy.
261
00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:26,910
Goofy. [chuckles]
262
00:14:26,991 --> 00:14:29,491
I like it. Got a familiar ring to it.
263
00:14:31,663 --> 00:14:35,133
[Pete] Yeah. Seems he's suffering some
sort of delusionary hallucinations
264
00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:36,878
brung on by a fever he
had in the third grade
265
00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:38,420
when he was bit by a rat.
266
00:14:38,503 --> 00:14:41,133
Yep, appears he's got a case
of chronic hero worship.
267
00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:44,344
On me, of course. Hah! Thinks he's me.
268
00:14:44,426 --> 00:14:47,716
Doc says we got to work him
through it real gentle-like.
269
00:14:47,846 --> 00:14:50,466
Since when have you cared about Goofy?
270
00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:54,557
Now, puddle-dumpling, I know we've
had our little downs and downs.
271
00:14:54,644 --> 00:14:58,404
But if that Goof and a fish was
drowning, I'd save Goofy,
272
00:14:58,481 --> 00:15:00,901
right after the fish.
273
00:15:00,984 --> 00:15:04,364
Now, I have decided to let
that Goof stay right here
274
00:15:04,446 --> 00:15:07,236
for a couple of days and pretend to be me.
275
00:15:07,323 --> 00:15:09,583
Just till he gets over this terrible
mental anguish, don't you know.
276
00:15:09,659 --> 00:15:12,659
Now, he's gonna want to act like me.
277
00:15:12,746 --> 00:15:14,576
In fact, you'll...
278
00:15:14,664 --> 00:15:16,674
You'll even have to call him Pete.
Go figure.
279
00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:19,250
So, just go play along with it, darling.
280
00:15:19,336 --> 00:15:23,416
You know, you don't wanna be responsible
for pushing that Goof over the edge.
281
00:15:23,506 --> 00:15:27,716
Well, all right,
if you're sure this is for the best.
282
00:15:27,802 --> 00:15:33,022
Oh, it is, Snookums.
[laughs deviously] It is.
283
00:15:34,184 --> 00:15:35,814
[doorbell rings]
284
00:15:35,894 --> 00:15:39,154
Welcome there,
Pete, my neighbour named Pete!
285
00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:41,522
Come on in and make
yourself at home, Pete.
286
00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:45,448
[chuckles] Sorry I'm late.
Had to set the mousetraps.
287
00:15:45,528 --> 00:15:47,528
Oops! Forgot to bring the cat.
288
00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:50,704
Forget that and get in here! Er... Pete.
289
00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:52,618
Thanks, Pete.
290
00:15:52,702 --> 00:15:56,292
I'm Goofy, remember? You're Pete.
Now repeat after me, Pete.
291
00:15:56,373 --> 00:15:58,883
-You're Pete, got it?
-[goofy] Got it, Pete.
292
00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:00,998
-Goofy!
-What?
293
00:16:01,086 --> 00:16:05,086
Uh... Max,
why are our dads switching names?
294
00:16:05,173 --> 00:16:06,843
You got me, Peej.
295
00:16:06,925 --> 00:16:10,845
What do you think you're doing?
That's my chair you're desecrating!
296
00:16:10,929 --> 00:16:15,479
[softly] Pete, have you forgotten?
Rat bite? Third grade?
297
00:16:15,558 --> 00:16:19,058
What are you talk...
Oh, yeah, that's right, I forgot.
298
00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:20,555
Goof bit that rat. Yeah.
[forced laughter]
299
00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:23,897
-Take a load off your tootsies.
-Oof!
300
00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:26,243
Thanks... Goofy.
301
00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:28,069
[shuddering with disgust]
302
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:32,200
[snoring]
303
00:16:37,205 --> 00:16:39,035
[sniffing and moaning]
304
00:16:39,124 --> 00:16:40,584
Oh, smells awful good...
305
00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:43,167
[sniffs] But I got to watch my figurine.
306
00:16:43,253 --> 00:16:48,013
Oh, but my dad never
worries about his figurine.
307
00:16:48,091 --> 00:16:50,141
Hmm, guess you got a point.
308
00:16:50,218 --> 00:16:53,808
If'n I'm Pete,
I must have Pete's appetite.
309
00:16:53,888 --> 00:16:57,728
What say we, uh, start a tab for you?
310
00:16:57,809 --> 00:17:01,899
[TV announcer] And he's on the 20,
the 15, the 40.
311
00:17:01,980 --> 00:17:06,570
Now he's at the five and ten.
The defense is closing in and...
312
00:17:06,651 --> 00:17:08,951
-Oh, the humanity!
-[whistle blows]
313
00:17:09,029 --> 00:17:12,199
Tubby tummy, what's gnawing you?
You're not eating.
314
00:17:12,282 --> 00:17:15,122
Oh, how can I eat when
I know he is in there
315
00:17:15,201 --> 00:17:17,871
slamming his eyeballs all
over my TV with his eyes?
316
00:17:17,954 --> 00:17:23,424
[Goofy] Oh, Peg-head!
[Chuckles] Got any more of them sody pops?
317
00:17:23,501 --> 00:17:26,341
Just a minute... Pete.
318
00:17:26,421 --> 00:17:28,841
[snarling]
319
00:17:28,923 --> 00:17:34,723
If anybody needs me,
I'll be next door, meditating.
320
00:17:34,804 --> 00:17:38,104
Hey, feed the cat, will you, Goofball?
321
00:17:38,183 --> 00:17:40,023
[Peter growling]
322
00:17:47,484 --> 00:17:51,744
[Panting] OK now, Petey boy,
easy does it.
323
00:17:51,863 --> 00:17:56,583
No hyperventilizing.
Two more days, and it'll all be over.
324
00:17:56,659 --> 00:17:58,449
[meows]
325
00:17:58,536 --> 00:18:02,746
Oh! Well, you want your
supper, do you, kitty?
326
00:18:02,832 --> 00:18:04,462
[screeching]
327
00:18:04,542 --> 00:18:07,962
I let him take my name and sit in my chair
328
00:18:08,046 --> 00:18:11,756
and chow down on my food.
329
00:18:11,841 --> 00:18:17,431
Oh, I even let him call me
the [stutters] "G" name.
330
00:18:17,514 --> 00:18:21,394
And you don't even wanna
know how I feel about that.
331
00:18:21,518 --> 00:18:24,558
-[yowling]
-Hey, come back here!
332
00:18:25,188 --> 00:18:27,518
Open up! Let me out!
333
00:18:27,941 --> 00:18:30,151
[wood creaking]
334
00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:32,276
Uh-oh.
335
00:18:32,362 --> 00:18:35,242
[thudding and clanking]
336
00:18:35,323 --> 00:18:39,543
Somebody get me out of here!
337
00:18:42,372 --> 00:18:45,542
[Goofy] That's mighty fine cooking
there, lint ball.
338
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:49,085
Oh, why, thank you... [stutters] Pete.
339
00:18:49,170 --> 00:18:51,090
I hope he recovers soon.
340
00:18:51,172 --> 00:18:54,762
One Pete was one thing,
but two is just too much.
341
00:18:54,843 --> 00:18:57,013
Yeah, but this one gives
a better allowance.
342
00:18:57,095 --> 00:19:02,095
[burping] Got any more of them
marmalade and wheat-germ pancakes?
343
00:19:03,768 --> 00:19:05,688
[Pete] [grunting] Oh,
there's got to be some way
344
00:19:05,770 --> 00:19:06,980
out of this lobster trap.
345
00:19:07,063 --> 00:19:11,363
[groaning] I'm so hungry I could eat a...
346
00:19:11,443 --> 00:19:13,073
Chef's salad!
347
00:19:13,153 --> 00:19:16,873
[mouse squeaking]
348
00:19:16,990 --> 00:19:19,370
[screaming]
349
00:19:23,621 --> 00:19:26,791
Food! I... I got to find food!
350
00:19:28,209 --> 00:19:30,129
Food!
351
00:19:30,211 --> 00:19:36,551
French gourmet cat food.
And it's mine! It's mine! All mine!
352
00:19:36,634 --> 00:19:40,764
All I need is a... can opener.
353
00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:47,807
And I got no can opener!
[wailing]
354
00:19:47,937 --> 00:19:50,687
Open! Please, please, please, please open.
355
00:19:50,774 --> 00:19:52,784
Please! Ow! [gurgling]
356
00:19:57,155 --> 00:19:59,525
[gurgling] Help!
357
00:20:03,244 --> 00:20:05,334
Where are you two going with all that?
358
00:20:05,413 --> 00:20:09,083
Well, we're taking them out to Mr G...
uh, I mean, Dad.
359
00:20:09,167 --> 00:20:11,207
You know, that guy in the pool out back.
360
00:20:11,294 --> 00:20:13,764
[doorbell rings]
361
00:20:17,050 --> 00:20:18,800
Hi! I need pictures, stories,
362
00:20:18,885 --> 00:20:20,925
the family tree, weight history,
the works!
363
00:20:21,054 --> 00:20:23,974
Uh... who are you?
And what are you talking about?
364
00:20:33,274 --> 00:20:37,494
Pete, there's somebody here from...
ahhh!
365
00:20:37,612 --> 00:20:39,742
-Pete.
-Goofy!
366
00:20:39,823 --> 00:20:41,703
Pete!
367
00:20:41,783 --> 00:20:44,953
-What happened to you?
-What happened to him?
368
00:20:45,036 --> 00:20:49,116
-What happened to us?
-What's gonna happen to me?
369
00:20:49,207 --> 00:20:51,207
What have you done to yourself?
370
00:20:51,793 --> 00:20:55,263
-Me?
-The deal's off, Pete!
371
00:20:57,340 --> 00:21:00,550
You look like him before
he looked like you.
372
00:21:00,635 --> 00:21:02,385
Hey, where'd I go?
373
00:21:02,470 --> 00:21:05,310
I'm a shadow of my former
magnificent self.
374
00:21:05,390 --> 00:21:10,480
I've dried up to Pete jerky.
I'm... I'm... I'm skinny.
375
00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:13,823
Oh! Wait! Oh, Mr. Weight-loss man, wait!
376
00:21:13,940 --> 00:21:17,650
Uh... there's been a slight
misunderstanding, you see. I'm Pete.
377
00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:20,607
No, Goofy, I'm Pete. Remember?
378
00:21:20,739 --> 00:21:25,039
-He's not Pete, he's Goofy!
-I'm not Goofy, you're Goofy.
379
00:21:25,118 --> 00:21:26,908
You're both Goofy.
380
00:21:26,995 --> 00:21:28,535
Then who's she?
381
00:21:29,164 --> 00:21:32,334
You got to believe me! I'm me, honest!
382
00:21:32,375 --> 00:21:35,545
If you're really Goofy,
then what am I thinking?
383
00:21:35,628 --> 00:21:37,458
What!
384
00:21:37,547 --> 00:21:40,717
I'm too smart for a couple
of scam artists like you two.
385
00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:44,260
And if you don't let go,
I'm calling the police.
386
00:21:47,098 --> 00:21:49,768
Now look what you went and did, you Goof!
387
00:21:49,851 --> 00:21:52,851
-I thought I was Pete.
-[snarling]
388
00:21:53,104 --> 00:21:55,324
I'm Pete, I'm Pete, I'm Pete!
389
00:21:55,398 --> 00:22:00,278
Well, somebody named Pete
owes us $300 for cookies.
390
00:22:02,364 --> 00:22:04,954
Give me back my shirt,
and my trunks, and my house,
391
00:22:05,075 --> 00:22:07,445
and my TV too, and my own good name!
392
00:22:07,535 --> 00:22:08,785
[Max] Wait a minute, what about our money?
393
00:22:08,912 --> 00:22:10,622
[P.J.] Yeah, hold it right there.
394
00:22:10,705 --> 00:22:14,205
[sighing] Well, it's nice
to have things back on track.
395
00:22:14,292 --> 00:22:17,302
If only he could keep that weight off.
396
00:22:21,341 --> 00:22:22,341
♪ Gimme a beat ♪
397
00:22:22,425 --> 00:22:24,965
[theme music playing]
398
00:22:49,077 --> 00:22:50,287
Yeah!
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