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Ah-hyuck!
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♪ H-h-h-hit it ♪
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♪ Like father, like son ♪
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♪ You're always number one ♪
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[both] Yes!
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♪ There's buddies
There's pals ♪
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Yeah!
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♪ You always seem to work things out ♪
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♪ Can't you see you're two of a kind ♪
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♪ Lookin' for a real good time ♪
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Whoa!
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♪ A real good time ♪
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Aah!
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♪ Report to the Goof Troop ♪
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♪ And we'll always stick together ♪
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♪ Always stick together ♪
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♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪
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♪ The best of friends forever ♪
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♪ Side by side wherever we go ♪
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♪ We're always ready to roll ♪
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♪ Now gimme a beat ♪
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♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪
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♪ And we always stick together ♪
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Gawrsh!
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♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪
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♪ The best of friends forever ♪
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♪ Now we're calling everyone ♪
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♪ Come along and join the fun ♪
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♪ Report to the Goof Troop ♪
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♪ Baa ba doo da bop baa ba doo bop ♪
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Yeah!
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[dog barking]
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One... two... wash the window--
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Three... four... wash it some more--
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Five... Nine... give it a shine.
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Think I missed a digit there.
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[Peg] Pete! Garbage day!
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Are you hiding on the roof again?
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No, hon. I already left for work.
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Oops.
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[Peg] Goofy, tell Pete
to come down here right now.
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Gee, Peg, I heard he was at... work!
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[yowling]
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Whoo-oo-aahh!
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Whoa!
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[crash]
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[coughs]
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Yes, dear? You called?
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Oh, Peter,
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why can't you be more helpful
around the house like Goofy?
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Ah-hyuck! Windows are so clean,
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You can practically see through 'em.
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[strains] But, snookums, I--
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Don't "but, snookums" me
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until you start helping out around here.
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Oh, my slightly used
Sputnik-2 satellite dish,
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ruinated beyond recognition!
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[crash]
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[coughs]
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Pete?
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Guess he got tired of waitin'.
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[Pete] Get offa me!
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Are you tryin' to make me look bad
in front of the wife?
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Oh, no, Petey.
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You was doin' just fine by yourself.
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I was just honin' my household skills
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for the Mrs. Spoonerville Society
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Semi-Biannual Househelper contest.
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Sheesh. Only a downright total bonehead
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would enter a complete waste of time
like that.
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You've got a point there.
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Competition could be tough.
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What's the grand prize, Goof,
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a new pair of tweezers? Ha ha ha!
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That was last year.
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This time, it's a combination
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weed whacker/salad maker/
nose hair trimmer
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and $3,000--
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Oh, yeah. Everybody needs
a combination weed salad/nose whackin'--
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Three thousand dollars?
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Did you say $3,000?
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Oh, I think so,
but I wasn't really listening.
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Three thousand bucks would buy me
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a brand-new, deluxe,
350 channel, all-world,
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intergalactic satellite dish
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with can opener.
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[clatter]
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Goose feathers,
what do you think you're doing?
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Oh, just tryin' to help out
around the house, puddin'.
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[strains] Crumfritterin' sheets
got too much starch in 'em.
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[snap]
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Pete, there are two ways
to make up a bed--
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A right way...
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and your way.
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I mean, there's an art to it, you know?
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And you can teach me that art,
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can't you, my little Pegcasso?
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Take me by yer homemakin' hand.
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Show me the ropes of
residential regulation.
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Domesticate me up something fierce, hon.
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Won't you be my guide
to good housekeepin'? Hmm?
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OK, what do you want?
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Want? Oh, why, I don't want anythin'
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e to grow as a human being
and win that contest.
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Contest? What contest?
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Mrs. Spoonerville Society's
Househelper contest.
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[laughs]
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You? Ha ha ha! Pete? Ha ha ha ha ha!
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Mrs. Spoonerville? Ha ha ha!
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Househelper? Ha ha ha!
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Don't make me laugh.
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Awful nice, you're bein' so supportive.
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Oh, please, Pete.
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You have two chances of
winning that contest--
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Slim and none, and slim just left town.
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Fine. I'll teach myself.
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How hard can it be anyway?
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Oh! About as hard as your head.
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But please, have at it.
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And if you need any help at all,
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don't bother calling!
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-[door slams]
-Huh.
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Doesn't think I can hack it, huh?
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I'll show her. I'll show them all!
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I'll win that contest.
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Yes, I am Mrs. Spoonerville.
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Hear me roar!
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Hmm. Only one hole.
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I think I'm gettin' the hang of this.
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No offense, Peej,
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but your mom's really lettin' herself go.
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That's my dad.
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He entered the Mrs. Spoonerville contest.
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But he can't even fold a towel.
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Don't remind me, Max.
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Now, my pop's awesome around the house.
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He's gonna clean up at the contest.
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[humming]
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Fly, little shirt. Ah-hyuck!
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-[Max] Dad!
-Huh?
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[thud]
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Had an uncle who could do this,
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and he had a rewarding
and brief career in the circus.
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[strains]
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[clang]
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[pants] Pop, I think you got a problem.
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[strains]
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Oh, nothin' a good hacksaw
won't fix.
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I don't mean the ironing board.
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I mean P.J.'s dad.
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He entered the contest, too,
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and he's doing some serious
training next door.
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Whoa-oa-oa!
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Uh-oh. I sure wouldn't wanna lose out
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on that weed whacker/ salad maker/
nose hair trimmer.
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Got real plans for that baby.
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Guess I'm gonna hafta knuckle
under and train harder.
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If Pete wants to win,
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he's gonna hafta walk all over me.
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[crash]
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♪ This is the way Pete kneads the dough ♪
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♪ kneads the dough ♪
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♪ Need to knead the dough ♪
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Oh... What I need is a break.
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Morning, Mrs.-- Oh! Uh... Mr. P.
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Can I borrow a cup of sugar?
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[coughing]
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Can't you see I'm bakin'?
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As long as I'm here, maybe some flour,
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chocolate chips, peanut butter,
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marshmallows, rice cakes,
and a pack of bubble gum.
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Dad's makin' triple ripple
peanut butter
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upside-down marshmallow cakes
for the contest.
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He's moochin' my condiments
for the contest?
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Um, cherry pit, how much yeast did you
put in that dough?
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Just a pint. It says right here--
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Oh, I guess that says "pinch."
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[gasps]
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Yeah, well...
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I thought I'd make
enough to last the winter
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because you never know
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when they might start
rationing the stuff again.
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[explosion]
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Whatever you were thinkin' of sayin',
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Don't say it.
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Doin' the dishes and the clothes
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saves time, saves water,
saves soap. Ah-hyuck!
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Only I could think of something like this.
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Ah-hyuck!
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Yessiree,
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I'm not half as dumb as I look.
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Hmm. Guess I shoulda read
the mop instructions first.
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There. She's all--
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Now what kind of nincompoop architect
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would go and put the door over there?
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[snoring]
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Ah-hyuck.
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Musta been sleep-moppin' again.
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Ah. Dry at last.
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Aah!
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Heh heh. Not bad for a used car salesman.
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Aah!
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[metal clanking]
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How'd that go now?
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Knit one... pearl bailey...
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No. Knit one...
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[mumbling] pit bull, curl three,
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take two, they're small,
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pick five, one a--
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There!
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A boat warmer!
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Heh heh. I think I'll sneak a peek
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at how the competition's comin' along.
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[humming]
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Ooh.
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The goof's not half-bad.
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Why, he's not bad at all.
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And that's real bad. Very, very real bad.
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Shucks! Almost had it that time.
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Whoa!
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Slippery little--
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Whoopsy!
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How am I ever going to win that 3,000
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against the likes of that happy homemaker?
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If I didn't know better,
I'd almost think I knew what I was doin'.
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Ah-hyuck!
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[crash]
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"Contest rules and irregulations"?
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What now? "No chewin', coughin',
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spittin', hittin', sittin',
or loud noises live on stage.
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All related relatives
need relative badges.
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Nonrelated relatives must have the theory
of relativity memorized.
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All related relatives related
to compulsory home prejudging
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will be--" Compulsory what?
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"Judges will prejudge all contestants
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in their homes the day before the contest
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in"-- [gasps]
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I'm doomed.
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I've gotta vacuum the ceilin',
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shovel the dishes, spackle the dog.
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-I got to--
-Pete, can you hear me?
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Linseed oil. Of course.
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I forgot to polish the toothpicks and--
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You're going about this all wrong.
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Pete, you know, winning this contest
isn't everything.
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Oh, [sttamers]
but it is everything and more!
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Why, it's my destiny!
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You gotta help me, Peg.
Please, you got to help me.
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You got to help me.
Please, please, please don't make me beg.
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You are begging.
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Well, then don't make me beg
any more than I have to.
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Well, all right, but it won't be easy.
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You'll have to do what I tell you,
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how I tell you, and when I tell you.
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I will, oh, I will.
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I'm putty in yer domesticatin' hands.
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Ha ha. I think I'm going to enjoy this.
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[blows whistle]
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All right, listen up! Let's do it.
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We're fast approaching
zero hour to judgment day,
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and there's still work to be done.
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Do you read?
263
00:11:42,077 --> 00:11:44,997
Yes, sir-- ma'am-- sir-- madam-- person.
264
00:11:45,914 --> 00:11:47,874
There's chores to be done,
errands to be run,
265
00:11:47,957 --> 00:11:49,077
and we've only just begun!
266
00:11:50,919 --> 00:11:52,419
[Pete] Dog groomed, laundry cleaned,
267
00:11:52,504 --> 00:11:54,464
car waxed, groceries brought.
268
00:11:56,841 --> 00:11:58,721
[Pistol] Leave me alone!
Leave me alone! I've got rights!
269
00:11:58,802 --> 00:12:00,302
I'm a citizen!
270
00:12:04,391 --> 00:12:06,731
What in the name of breck shampoo--
271
00:12:06,810 --> 00:12:09,060
All right, everybody freeze!
272
00:12:09,646 --> 00:12:11,436
What do you think yer doing?
273
00:12:11,523 --> 00:12:13,613
Just playin', Daddykins,
274
00:12:13,692 --> 00:12:15,942
like kids our age play,
275
00:12:16,027 --> 00:12:18,527
so if you don't mind...
276
00:12:19,531 --> 00:12:22,621
This place looks like a disaster
hit by a tornado in a war zone!
277
00:12:22,701 --> 00:12:24,291
And the judges will be here in...
278
00:12:24,369 --> 00:12:26,539
Aah! Twenty-five seconds!
279
00:12:26,621 --> 00:12:28,371
All right. Straighten the furniture!
280
00:12:28,456 --> 00:12:30,036
Pick up the toys! Go! Go! Go!
281
00:12:30,125 --> 00:12:33,625
Oh! Ha ha. Where have you been? [chuckle]
282
00:12:33,712 --> 00:12:35,342
Me? Where were you
283
00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:37,092
while my perfectly clean house
284
00:12:37,173 --> 00:12:39,343
was being turned into a total mess?
285
00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:41,136
This isn't a mess.
286
00:12:41,219 --> 00:12:43,599
Wait till you see
the kitchen. That's a mess.
287
00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:44,600
This is nothing.
288
00:12:49,352 --> 00:12:50,732
-[doorbell rings]
-[gasp]
289
00:12:50,812 --> 00:12:52,652
P.J., pistol, come here.
290
00:12:52,731 --> 00:12:54,401
You two keep tidyin' up, see?
291
00:12:54,482 --> 00:12:56,112
I'll take care of everything.
292
00:12:56,192 --> 00:12:58,282
And make sure you be quiet about it
293
00:12:58,361 --> 00:13:01,991
because Daddy's gotta impress the judges.
Ha ha ha.
294
00:13:02,073 --> 00:13:05,453
Well, hello there. Come in.
295
00:13:05,535 --> 00:13:10,535
And let me say what a truly profound
honor it is to--
296
00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:13,503
Please, sir.
Save the butter for your popcorn.
297
00:13:13,585 --> 00:13:15,415
Let's just begin, shall we?
298
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Simple, clean, neat, average.
299
00:13:18,923 --> 00:13:20,093
Average?
300
00:13:30,060 --> 00:13:33,520
Ma'am, it really is a pleasure to make--
301
00:13:33,605 --> 00:13:35,685
Excuse me! Comin' through!
Move it to one side!
302
00:13:35,774 --> 00:13:37,404
Hot water! Watch your backs!
303
00:13:37,484 --> 00:13:40,244
Sir, child labor is not
encouraged in the home.
304
00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:43,070
You are the helper, not your children.
305
00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:45,156
No! Oh, she wants to help!
306
00:13:45,241 --> 00:13:47,241
I-- I can't talk her out of it.
307
00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:50,787
Yeah. The wife says it's because
I set such a good example,
308
00:13:50,872 --> 00:13:53,172
you know, inspiratin' her the way I do.
309
00:13:53,249 --> 00:13:55,539
Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, where's
that 50 you promised me if--
310
00:13:55,627 --> 00:13:56,627
[muffled]
311
00:13:56,711 --> 00:13:58,761
Ha ha! She means, uh,
312
00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:01,048
fifty big, fat smooches on the cheek
313
00:14:01,132 --> 00:14:02,762
for Daddy's little girl.
314
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:04,682
Smooch, smooch, smooch,
smooch, smooch, smooch.
315
00:14:04,761 --> 00:14:06,851
Ha ha. Ain't she cute? Ha ha ha!
316
00:14:08,223 --> 00:14:10,143
I most certainly do not mean
317
00:14:10,225 --> 00:14:11,305
big, fat smooches.
318
00:14:11,393 --> 00:14:13,143
I mean big, fat dollar bills,
319
00:14:13,228 --> 00:14:14,558
so you better cough it up right now,
320
00:14:14,646 --> 00:14:16,816
or I'm gonna-- whoop!
321
00:14:16,898 --> 00:14:20,278
You should study your neighbor Mr. Goofy.
322
00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:21,990
He manages his household
323
00:14:22,070 --> 00:14:26,160
without infringing upon his child's
formative years.
324
00:14:27,909 --> 00:14:29,409
But you haven't seen my lustrous linoleum
325
00:14:29,494 --> 00:14:31,004
or my codfish casserole!
326
00:14:31,079 --> 00:14:34,169
Or this coupon for 10% off
on your next RVpurchase!
327
00:14:34,249 --> 00:14:36,959
Mr. Goofy. Goofy, Goofy, Goofy.
328
00:14:37,043 --> 00:14:39,343
I'll never beat that goof fair and square,
329
00:14:39,421 --> 00:14:42,841
but victory hasn't slipped
through my wits yet.
330
00:14:42,924 --> 00:14:45,894
It's time for a little drastical action--
331
00:14:46,011 --> 00:14:49,931
Something simple, clean, neat.
332
00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:51,426
I'll cheat.
333
00:14:53,601 --> 00:14:54,941
Gotta get my beauty sleep,
334
00:14:55,061 --> 00:14:58,401
else I'm gonna have luggage under my eyes.
335
00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:02,148
Now for a little creative
performance enhancement,
336
00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:04,895
also known as sabotage.
337
00:15:09,534 --> 00:15:12,704
I'm gonna really fix that goof's wagon.
338
00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:14,616
Aah!
339
00:15:14,706 --> 00:15:16,366
[crash]
340
00:15:16,458 --> 00:15:19,628
Sounds like creepy crawly
creatures in the garage again.
341
00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:22,379
Good thing I put out my extra-big trap.
342
00:15:22,464 --> 00:15:24,634
-[snap]
-[Pete] Yeow!
343
00:15:25,091 --> 00:15:25,971
[crash]
344
00:15:26,051 --> 00:15:28,641
Guess that did the trick. Ah-hyuck!
345
00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:30,718
[yawns]
346
00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:35,600
I'm gonna beat that goof no matter what.
347
00:15:35,685 --> 00:15:39,105
Scam the torpedoes! Full greed ahead!
348
00:15:40,482 --> 00:15:41,862
[applause]
349
00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:43,611
[man] Thank you. Thank you.
350
00:15:43,693 --> 00:15:47,243
Well, good evening,
ladles and tablespoons.
351
00:15:47,322 --> 00:15:50,742
Just a little household
humor there. Ha ha.
352
00:15:50,825 --> 00:15:53,995
Welcome to the Mrs. SpoonervilleSociety's
353
00:15:54,079 --> 00:15:55,499
Househelper contest.
354
00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:56,622
Thank you.
355
00:15:56,706 --> 00:16:00,086
Please put your hands together
for our special contestants--
356
00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:01,460
Mr. Goofy...
357
00:16:01,586 --> 00:16:03,506
[applause]
358
00:16:05,715 --> 00:16:07,335
-Whoop!
-[thud]
359
00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:09,007
Mr. Pete...
360
00:16:10,387 --> 00:16:13,097
Mr. Butler, Cook, and Shein.
361
00:16:14,933 --> 00:16:18,273
Hmm...sounds like a law firm.
362
00:16:18,395 --> 00:16:19,845
Or a cleanin' staff.
363
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,480
Now, then, our first event
364
00:16:22,565 --> 00:16:25,895
is the ancient househelper art
of serving tea.
365
00:16:28,738 --> 00:16:30,118
[Pete] look at that, would you?
366
00:16:30,198 --> 00:16:32,738
No style, no form, no flourish.
367
00:16:32,826 --> 00:16:35,286
It's guys like him give
tea servin' a bad name.
368
00:16:38,289 --> 00:16:39,619
Pardonnez-moi, madame.
369
00:16:39,708 --> 00:16:41,578
A little something to catch yer drool.
370
00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:44,378
Oh, puh-lease!
371
00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:45,514
Aah!
372
00:16:47,424 --> 00:16:50,844
Nice and warm, like a baby's bath water.
373
00:16:56,057 --> 00:16:57,977
For you, pookens.
374
00:17:00,895 --> 00:17:02,015
[both] Aah!
375
00:17:02,147 --> 00:17:05,357
Out! Off! Gone!
376
00:17:05,483 --> 00:17:08,823
I do not like the way this is goin'.
377
00:17:10,155 --> 00:17:13,235
[humming]
378
00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:16,486
It's going to start
goin' better any minute now.
379
00:17:16,619 --> 00:17:17,909
Ha ha ha!
380
00:17:18,038 --> 00:17:19,958
Whoa! Whaah!
381
00:17:24,461 --> 00:17:25,551
Yow!
382
00:17:29,591 --> 00:17:31,431
[applause]
383
00:17:31,509 --> 00:17:33,089
Oh, very clever.
384
00:17:33,178 --> 00:17:35,258
Mmm. Delightful.
385
00:17:35,805 --> 00:17:38,845
Now, folks, I know you'll
really take a shine
386
00:17:38,933 --> 00:17:40,733
to our next event. Ha ha ha!
387
00:17:40,852 --> 00:17:44,522
I'm talkin' about floor polishing!
388
00:17:51,321 --> 00:17:54,371
Give ya a hand there, Goofer?
389
00:17:55,992 --> 00:17:58,412
Whoa-aah-ah-ha!
390
00:18:01,623 --> 00:18:03,043
Mm-hmm!
391
00:18:03,833 --> 00:18:04,833
Uh-oh.
392
00:18:05,877 --> 00:18:07,047
[crash]
393
00:18:08,129 --> 00:18:10,419
[sniffs] oh, my.
394
00:18:10,548 --> 00:18:13,088
Smells like our next event
is already underway, folks,
395
00:18:13,218 --> 00:18:17,058
as our contestants cook a specialty.
396
00:18:20,975 --> 00:18:22,475
Oh, that's delightful.
397
00:18:24,396 --> 00:18:26,976
[both] Mmm! Mmm!
398
00:18:27,273 --> 00:18:30,823
My famous chili is not
for the faint of stomach.
399
00:18:30,944 --> 00:18:32,654
[bubbling]
400
00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:44,039
Good, isn't it?
401
00:18:50,588 --> 00:18:53,168
He'll never get it in gear this way.
402
00:18:53,258 --> 00:18:54,218
Ha ha ha!
403
00:18:55,844 --> 00:18:58,854
Whoa, nellie!
404
00:19:06,730 --> 00:19:08,570
[both] Mm! Mm!
405
00:19:08,690 --> 00:19:10,860
And we'll be right back after these words
406
00:19:10,942 --> 00:19:14,742
ffrom our sponsor-- Nipsy Wipsy Cat Food.
407
00:19:16,990 --> 00:19:18,530
I've gotta do somethin'
408
00:19:18,616 --> 00:19:20,536
to eliminate a little competition.
409
00:19:24,914 --> 00:19:28,214
Hey, pal, you just won Mr. Congeniality.
410
00:19:28,293 --> 00:19:30,093
They're givin' the award in here!
411
00:19:31,755 --> 00:19:35,965
Say, bub, there's a phone call for ya.
412
00:19:40,889 --> 00:19:42,889
Oh, jeeves, my good man,
413
00:19:42,974 --> 00:19:45,394
couple of guys wanna talk to ya.
414
00:19:46,978 --> 00:19:48,018
[crash]
415
00:19:48,271 --> 00:19:50,401
Now it's just me and the goof.
416
00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:53,653
And I can beat him
with one ham behind my back.
417
00:19:53,735 --> 00:19:55,735
Uh, it seems three of our contestants
418
00:19:55,820 --> 00:19:57,410
have left the building,
thank you very much,
419
00:19:57,530 --> 00:19:59,570
thereby forfeiting their chance to win.
420
00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:02,329
But we'll just carry on
with our two remaining entrants
421
00:20:02,452 --> 00:20:05,212
in our final competition,
the muffin bake-off.
422
00:20:05,288 --> 00:20:07,078
Butterfingers, me.
423
00:20:09,793 --> 00:20:14,593
Ain't it amazin' how much flour
looks like cement?
424
00:20:22,764 --> 00:20:24,434
[yelling]
425
00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:27,595
Quit showin' off, ya goof!
426
00:20:29,771 --> 00:20:30,861
-[thud]
-[crowd gasps]
427
00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:48,156
Oh, my gawrsh!
428
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:51,460
[straining]
429
00:21:07,434 --> 00:21:08,564
Aah.
430
00:21:15,859 --> 00:21:18,489
Due to Mr. Goofy being disqualified
431
00:21:18,570 --> 00:21:20,990
for assault with a deadly baked good,
432
00:21:21,114 --> 00:21:24,454
our grand prize winner is Mr. Pete!
433
00:21:24,534 --> 00:21:27,914
Congratulations, Petey! Ah-hyuck!
434
00:21:30,206 --> 00:21:31,576
[cries in joy]
435
00:21:32,125 --> 00:21:36,205
This is the happiest day
of my life.
436
00:21:36,338 --> 00:21:41,378
Mr. Pete, here's your lovely weed whacker/
salad maker/ nose hair trimmer
437
00:21:41,468 --> 00:21:42,968
and this check for...
438
00:21:43,094 --> 00:21:45,014
Three thousand dollars...
439
00:21:45,138 --> 00:21:47,018
"worth of Nipsy Wipsy Cat Food"?
440
00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:49,427
Cat food? Wait a minute!
441
00:21:49,559 --> 00:21:51,269
We don't even have a cat!
442
00:21:51,353 --> 00:21:53,773
What a coinkidink! I do, Petey.
443
00:21:53,897 --> 00:21:56,647
But... but... but... but...
444
00:21:56,733 --> 00:21:58,283
But... but... but... but...
445
00:21:58,360 --> 00:22:00,320
But... but... but... but...
446
00:22:00,403 --> 00:22:04,033
But nothing. You are this year's
Mrs. Spoonerville,
447
00:22:04,157 --> 00:22:08,157
and you have 364 more
beautiful housecleaning days
448
00:22:08,244 --> 00:22:09,754
-left in your reign.
-[Pete] But--
449
00:22:09,829 --> 00:22:13,379
[Peg] Oh! You look so cute in that apron.
450
00:22:13,458 --> 00:22:14,918
Aah!
451
00:22:16,169 --> 00:22:17,459
♪ Gimme a beat ♪
452
00:22:17,545 --> 00:22:18,415
[theme music playing]
453
00:22:44,572 --> 00:22:45,492
Yeah!
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