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Ah-hyuck!
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♪ H-h-h-hit it ♪
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♪ Like father, like son ♪
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♪ You're always number one ♪
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[both]
Yes!
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♪ There's buddies
There's pals ♪
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Yeah!
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♪ You always seem to work things out ♪
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♪ Can't you see you're two of a kind ♪
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♪ Lookin' for a real good time ♪
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Whoa!
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♪ A real good time ♪
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Aah!
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♪ Report to the Goof Troop ♪
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♪ And we'll always stick together ♪
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♪ Always stick together ♪
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♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪
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♪ The best of friends forever ♪
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♪ Side by side wherever we go ♪
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♪ We're always ready to roll ♪
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♪ Now gimme a beat ♪
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♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪
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♪ And we always stick together ♪
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Gawrsh!
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♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪
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♪ The best of friends forever ♪
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♪ Now we're calling everyone ♪
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♪ Come along and join the fun ♪
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♪ Report to the Goof Troop ♪
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♪ Baa ba doo da bop baa ba doo bop ♪
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Yeah!
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[Max] Pow! Right in the midsection.
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[P.J.] Whoa! Pile driver! He's got him!
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[commentator]
Mad Maddox has The Bulkin a Tibetan thigh twist.
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-It looks bad for the champ.
-[The Bulk screeching]
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The champ won't take it lying down.
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He performs his famous greasy cat
backflip and escapes.
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[crashes]
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The Incredible Bulk has
bushwhacked Mad Maddox.
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Oh! He's applying
the earlobe of agony grip.
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I never knew human tissue
could stretch that far.
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[all exclaim] Wow!
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Mm. Nothin' like a Saturday afternoon
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of mayhem and munchies, huh, Goof?
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Mm. Gotta hand it to ya, Petey.
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You're a one of a kind kinda guy.
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Nobody's got your kind of taste.
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-[crunch]
-[Pete screams]
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Whoa!
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Say there, Petey, you look
a little peaked.
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No offense, but it might be the food.
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That last hot dog tasted a little off.
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Excuse me, neighbor,
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but don't you need to retreat
to a neutral corner?
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Uh, can't help it, Pete.
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Wrestlin' makes me hungry.
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Well, playin' dead would make you hungry.
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This time, I'm gonna be
first in line for chow.
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Oh, that freeloader's eaten all our food.
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I'm gonna starve to death in my own house.
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There's fresh fruit
and carrots in the crisper.
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I want somethin' that's bad for me.
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Who invited that garbage disposal anyway?
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You and Goofy decided a long time ago
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that watching
Wrestling For Dollars
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was a great way to spend time
with the kids.
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Well, I wish he just brought his eyes
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and left his appetite home with his brain!
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-[oven timer dings]
-What's that?
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The soft pretzels are done.
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Soft pretzels? I love soft pretzels.
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Time to show these spuds
what eatin's all about.
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-[Max] Gangway! Mmm!
-[P.J.] Oh, boy! Pretzels!
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Hold it! Help!
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Oh, I could just cry.
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[low growl]
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What the--
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Oh, no, you don't!
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Let go of my pretzel, you waste of fur!
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[babbling]
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Let go of that, you little weasel.
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[barking]
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Why, I oughta--
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[crash]
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Hey, Petey, you gonna eat this pretzel?
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No, no, say it ain't so.
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How am I supposed to enjoy these wimps
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on an empty tummy?
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That's the Incredible Bulk, Pop.
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He's the most awesome
wrestler there is!
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Awesome-shmawsome.
You're talking to the guy
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who was almost champ of his high school
wrestlin' team.
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The spuds I used to wrestle
were real tough guys.
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You used to wrestle? Totally cool!
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Used to?
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I could whip those jokers right now
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with my liver spots tied behind my back.
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Hey, sir, can you show us
some of your old moves, please?
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It'd be a pleasure.
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You don't mind helpin' me show off,
do ya, Goofy?
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Well, I-- Whoa!
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Thanks. In my day, we used
the old clean and jerk.
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Goof, you're the jerk...
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Whoa!
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Or the monkey wrench.
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Yeow-ee!
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My daddy's not afraid of anybody,
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are you, Daddy?
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Ha ha ha!
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You can say that again.
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[wrestler on TV]
I want you, couch potato!
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Hiya, Pete. Pegster made some pizza.
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Want a bite?
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Does no one appreciate you?
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Are you a victim of disrespect?
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Come down and step in the ring with me,
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the greatest wrestling
talent in the world!
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[all] Unbelievable!
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Gawsh. How'd ya like
to wrestle that guy, Petey?
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Uh... isn't there an ice-dancin' show
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on the other channel?
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Stay in the ring with me
for three minutes,
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and I'll let you rip my championship belt
off my own spleen!
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Whoa! Blow for blow with
the Incredible Bulk--
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just think, sir. You can make
a wrestling comeback.
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Yeah! Come on, Mr. P,
you can whip him.
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And in this corner,
my very own daddy.
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Now, now, now, pistolkins.
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Don't make such a big deal outta this.
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They probably have the match set up.
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These things aren't real,
you know, and--
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what are you lookin' at?
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Gosh, Daddy, you're not chicken, are you?
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Hmm?
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Myron, you can't do this.
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Y-You're not leaving, you hear me?
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But, Sparky, I got my restaurant
to think about.
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No, you don't.
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Your contract says
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that until somebody
beats you fair and square,
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you work for me, me, me.
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And you wouldn't let
just anybody beat you,
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would you, M-Myron?
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Nope. Wouldn't be right.
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They gotta beat me fair and square.
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Yeah, fair and square.
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[laughs]
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Stop thinkin' about your greasy spoon
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and go work out with
your sparrin' partners.
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[sighs] Okey-doke, Sparky.
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[Pete] Hello?
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Anybody home?
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Yoo-hoo!
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Anybody home?
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Guess I'm too late. Better get home.
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Freeze, Buster!
Can I be of some assistance?
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This isn't where I sign up
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for the challenge match, is it?
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Absolutely! Just fill this out, Chuckles.
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Heh heh heh!
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Oh, let's see here.
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Physical condition?
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[inhales sharply] Perfect.
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Ring experience?
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Hmm, that's a tough one.
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Ah! Married! That oughta do.
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Ha ha ha!
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[man screaming]
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[man 2] [whimpers]
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What was that? What's going on?
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Nothin' to worry about, Chubby.
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The Bulk's just warmin' up.
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[nervous laugh]
Oh, yeah, this is warmin' up.
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Oh, height?
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Well, tall. You know, Amazon-like.
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Neck size?
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Easy-- Big man double XL.
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Chest?
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[inhales sharply] Huge.
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[man screaming]
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Aah!
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Huh?
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[The Bulk growling]
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Oh, mama.
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[manager]
Done yet, Dumbo?
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Come on, Tubbo,
we haven't got all day.
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Um, I think I've changed my idiotic,
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what-am-I-doin'-here mind.
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Aw, that's too bad.
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I better call an ambulance.
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Ambulance?
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The Bulk hates quitters.
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I'll do it! I'll do it!
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I knew you would.
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You got everything here but your name.
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You forget it or somethin'?
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No, no. I remember it.
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Heh heh. Yeah. I know it
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like the empty shelves of my refrigerator.
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It's Goofy. G-o-o-fy.
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Oh, Goofy, pal, buddy of mine,
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where are you?
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Goof lips, are you home?
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[Goofy]
Come on in, neighbor.
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Don't mind the mess.
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Heh heh! Whoa!
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Look out, Petey! Whaah!
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Get your dishpan hands off me.
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Whoa! Yeow!
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Help!
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-Oh, no!
-Oh, no!
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Oopsie!
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Too much wax. Ah-hyuck!
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Too much wax?
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Why, I oughta--
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You oughta what?
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I oughta laugh this harmless fiasco off
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like a good neighbor.
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Ha ha ha!
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Ah-hyuck!
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Sorry I got food all over you, Pete.
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Don't sweat it, Goof.
That's why I came over.
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To get food all over you?
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No. To tell you about the foods
you can eat for free.
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I'm all ears. Ah-hyuck!
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So you see,
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it's sort of a tag team thingy-do.
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While I wrestle,
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Goofy competes in a contest called
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"eat till you're beat".
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-Radical, Dad!
-Way to go, Mr. G!
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It's gonna be real fun!
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An eatin' contest--
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that's my kinda fun.
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I promise I won't let you down, Petey.
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I know you won't, sucker-- uh, Goofster.
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With all my experience,
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I'll have you in top shape in no time.
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You'd do that for me? Gawrsh!
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Come on, Pop, we're gonna help, too.
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Yeah!
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We're all gonna be famous!
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Something certainly
smells funny about this.
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That doesn't matter to Goofy, cashew.
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He'll eat it anyway.
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26...
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27...
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Attaboy, Pop!
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Remember--
food is your friend.
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Oh, brains and good-lookin', too.
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No wonder my mama loved me.
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Ha ha! Oh, Pete.
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You can do it, Mr. G.
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Don't quit now, Dad!
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Go, go, go!
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[panting]
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Oh. All this trainin' is enough to wear
a guy out.
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[creaking]
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[Pete] Pull!
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Got it!
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Ready, boys?
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All set, Mr Pete.
263
00:12:06,476 --> 00:12:07,636
[Pete] Pull!
264
00:12:09,896 --> 00:12:11,516
Got it!
265
00:12:11,606 --> 00:12:12,686
[Pete]
Pull!
266
00:12:12,774 --> 00:12:13,984
[Goofy] Got it!
267
00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:16,857
That's what I call fast food.
268
00:12:16,945 --> 00:12:21,825
Yes. I better find out what ol' jelly
doughnut is up to
269
00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:23,488
before it goes too much farther.
270
00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:27,157
[Goofy groaning]
271
00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:33,381
Gosh, Dad, are you all right?
272
00:12:33,461 --> 00:12:36,011
All right? Of course he's all right.
273
00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:38,089
Can't wait to train
tomorrow, can you, Goof?
274
00:12:38,174 --> 00:12:40,394
Well, I guess.
275
00:12:41,553 --> 00:12:42,853
That's all very well,
276
00:12:42,929 --> 00:12:45,389
but what are you gonna do for him
in the meantime?
277
00:12:45,682 --> 00:12:48,352
For him? I'm too busy doin' it to him--
278
00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:51,685
uh, I mean with him--
to do anything for him.
279
00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:55,031
You owe Goofy something nice
for all the work he's done.
280
00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:57,858
OK, OK. Whaddaya got in mind?
281
00:12:57,944 --> 00:13:00,914
I don't know. What would you like, Goofy?
282
00:13:00,989 --> 00:13:03,069
Well, I am kinda hungry.
283
00:13:03,158 --> 00:13:05,158
[together] Hungry?
284
00:13:05,243 --> 00:13:07,703
He ain't humanitary.
285
00:13:10,498 --> 00:13:13,838
[Goofy] This here's my favorite
place for a quick snack.
286
00:13:14,002 --> 00:13:16,382
I love this joint.
287
00:13:16,755 --> 00:13:17,705
[sniffing]
288
00:13:18,048 --> 00:13:19,548
Smell that cookin'!
289
00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:23,507
I've smelled gym socks more appetizing.
290
00:13:23,595 --> 00:13:25,715
It smells simply...
291
00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:29,805
Out of this world, Goofy.
Thank you for sharing.
292
00:13:29,893 --> 00:13:32,193
Wait till you meet Myron.
293
00:13:32,270 --> 00:13:33,770
What's a Myron?
294
00:13:33,897 --> 00:13:35,107
[Myron] Goofy!
295
00:13:35,982 --> 00:13:38,822
Long time no feed, Goofy.
296
00:13:38,902 --> 00:13:43,242
Oh! Oh, my, he's a big boy.
297
00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:46,453
You gotta be big to get away with
wearin' that apron.
298
00:13:46,534 --> 00:13:48,584
This is Peg.
299
00:13:50,372 --> 00:13:52,002
Enchante.
300
00:13:52,082 --> 00:13:53,292
Oh! Ha ha!
301
00:13:53,375 --> 00:13:55,785
Oh, you're right, Goofy.
302
00:13:55,877 --> 00:13:57,707
This guy really cooks.
303
00:13:57,796 --> 00:14:01,006
Hyuck! This is my best friend, Pete.
304
00:14:01,091 --> 00:14:05,851
Say, don't you know me
from someplace, Myron?
305
00:14:05,929 --> 00:14:07,219
You like wrestling?
306
00:14:07,305 --> 00:14:08,135
Love it.
307
00:14:09,683 --> 00:14:11,523
Oh! Unh!
308
00:14:11,601 --> 00:14:14,771
Then you've never seen me
before in your life.
309
00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:17,694
Hmm. Myron, huh?
310
00:14:18,274 --> 00:14:19,654
Special of the day--
311
00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:21,149
nuclear chili.
312
00:14:21,236 --> 00:14:22,856
Is this stuff safe?
313
00:14:22,946 --> 00:14:25,526
As long as you don't
spill any in your lap.
314
00:14:25,615 --> 00:14:28,535
This stuff always needs a little pepper.
315
00:14:28,618 --> 00:14:30,618
Goofy, no! Not pepper!
316
00:14:30,704 --> 00:14:31,874
Ah...
317
00:14:31,955 --> 00:14:33,575
Ah...
318
00:14:33,707 --> 00:14:34,867
Ah...
319
00:14:35,250 --> 00:14:37,000
Ah...
320
00:14:37,085 --> 00:14:39,745
Choo!
321
00:14:41,923 --> 00:14:44,973
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
322
00:14:45,051 --> 00:14:48,051
Aah!
323
00:14:48,138 --> 00:14:50,808
Ha ha ha!
324
00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:54,100
Peter has a problem with too much pepper.
325
00:14:54,185 --> 00:14:55,805
I noticed.
326
00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:59,225
Guess we better
get dessert to go. Ah-hyuck!
327
00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:03,862
[Goofy]
Thanks for the dinner.
328
00:15:03,945 --> 00:15:06,985
You deserved it, didn't he, Peter?
329
00:15:07,073 --> 00:15:08,163
Yeah, deserved.
330
00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:10,371
The children and I can't wait
331
00:15:10,452 --> 00:15:12,002
to see you and Pete in action.
332
00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:17,332
Oh, golly, Pegster,
I forgot to tell you.
333
00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:19,997
No female women girl-types or rugrats
334
00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:23,666
are allowed at this
manly-type competition.
335
00:15:23,757 --> 00:15:26,337
Oh, Peter, you're such a fooler!
336
00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:29,176
I've already reserved
front row seats.
337
00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:30,762
Isn't that marvelous?
338
00:15:30,847 --> 00:15:32,217
Nighty-night.
339
00:15:32,307 --> 00:15:33,727
Front row seats!
340
00:15:33,808 --> 00:15:36,228
That's swell, huh, Petey?
341
00:15:36,311 --> 00:15:37,851
Oh, yeah.
342
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:39,437
That's just peachy.
343
00:15:45,236 --> 00:15:47,566
[Pistol]
And in this corner,
344
00:15:47,655 --> 00:15:51,025
the Incredible Bulk's
worst nightmare--
345
00:15:51,117 --> 00:15:53,077
Roadkill!
346
00:15:53,161 --> 00:15:54,911
Well, I must say
347
00:15:54,996 --> 00:15:56,956
you've never looked more "Pete"
in your life.
348
00:15:57,040 --> 00:15:58,040
Do you like it, sir?
349
00:15:58,124 --> 00:15:59,794
We stayed up all night
350
00:15:59,876 --> 00:16:01,036
making it for you, Daddy.
351
00:16:01,127 --> 00:16:03,127
Well, it sure...
352
00:16:03,213 --> 00:16:06,263
Itches more than anything I've ever worn.
353
00:16:06,341 --> 00:16:08,131
Don't be silly, Peter.
354
00:16:08,218 --> 00:16:11,258
The suit doesn't itch. You do.
355
00:16:11,346 --> 00:16:14,266
[panting] You guys
aren't gonna believe this!
356
00:16:14,349 --> 00:16:17,979
Presenting the scourge
of convenience stores
357
00:16:18,061 --> 00:16:19,811
the world over,
358
00:16:19,896 --> 00:16:21,976
Goofy, the Golden Gullet.
359
00:16:22,065 --> 00:16:23,225
Ah-hyuck!
360
00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:25,396
How do I look?
361
00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:26,855
Goofy, is that you?
362
00:16:26,945 --> 00:16:30,195
Where'd you get all the
squishy muscles, Mr. G?
363
00:16:30,281 --> 00:16:32,121
These aren't muscles, Pistol.
364
00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:33,950
These are my snack reserves
365
00:16:34,035 --> 00:16:37,035
in case I get hungry
between rounds. Ah-hyuck!
366
00:16:40,792 --> 00:16:42,842
[announcer]
Ladies and gentlemen,
367
00:16:42,919 --> 00:16:46,379
the moment you've been
waiting for has arrived.
368
00:16:46,464 --> 00:16:50,054
I guess the eating contest
comes after the wrestling.
369
00:16:50,135 --> 00:16:51,335
Yeah. Must be.
370
00:16:52,012 --> 00:16:54,432
Wonder where they keep the food.
371
00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:55,974
Don't worry, Goof.
372
00:16:56,057 --> 00:16:59,227
You'll get your fill of this in no time.
373
00:16:59,310 --> 00:17:00,980
[announcer]
In this corner,
374
00:17:01,062 --> 00:17:03,482
the finest wrestler on the planet earth--
375
00:17:03,565 --> 00:17:07,105
the Incredible Bulk Brogan!
376
00:17:07,193 --> 00:17:08,283
[cheering]
377
00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:10,031
Boo! Hiss!
378
00:17:10,113 --> 00:17:11,823
Throw the bum out!
379
00:17:11,906 --> 00:17:14,326
My daddy's gonna kick tail!
380
00:17:14,409 --> 00:17:15,699
And the challenger...
381
00:17:16,619 --> 00:17:19,659
Oh, Pete, this is so exciting.
382
00:17:19,748 --> 00:17:22,038
Goofy!
383
00:17:22,125 --> 00:17:23,415
-Goofy?
-Goofy?
384
00:17:23,501 --> 00:17:25,421
Hey, that's me.
385
00:17:25,503 --> 00:17:29,883
Go on, Goof. I guess they're gonna
start with you.
386
00:17:29,966 --> 00:17:31,546
Okey-doke.
387
00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:36,970
This'll teach him to eat me outta house
and hamsters.
388
00:17:37,057 --> 00:17:39,427
Pete, what's going on?
389
00:17:39,517 --> 00:17:40,727
I don't know, soup bone.
390
00:17:40,810 --> 00:17:42,560
Goofy's gonna straighten it out.
391
00:17:44,189 --> 00:17:45,399
Here I come!
392
00:17:47,233 --> 00:17:48,193
Oopsie!
393
00:17:48,276 --> 00:17:49,986
Ah-hyuck.
394
00:17:50,070 --> 00:17:51,400
Whoa!
395
00:17:53,782 --> 00:17:56,082
Oh, I knew you were up to no good!
396
00:17:56,159 --> 00:17:57,739
Don't you realize your best friend
397
00:17:57,827 --> 00:18:00,537
is gonna be ground into dog food?
398
00:18:00,622 --> 00:18:01,712
Jeepers, Pegums.
399
00:18:01,790 --> 00:18:04,380
Somebody musta... Goofed!
400
00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:06,037
Heh heh ha ha!
401
00:18:06,127 --> 00:18:07,047
Goofy?
402
00:18:07,128 --> 00:18:08,758
Is that you, Myron?
403
00:18:08,838 --> 00:18:11,798
Ah-hyuck! So this is your day job.
404
00:18:11,883 --> 00:18:14,393
Wait--wait just a minute!
405
00:18:14,469 --> 00:18:16,259
You promised to wrestle
406
00:18:16,346 --> 00:18:18,006
till you lost fair and square,
407
00:18:18,098 --> 00:18:21,098
so wrestle already, you big cheater.
408
00:18:21,184 --> 00:18:23,144
Sorry, Goofy. I'm gonna have to beat
409
00:18:23,228 --> 00:18:25,108
the living daylights out of you.
410
00:18:25,188 --> 00:18:26,768
It's the right thing to do.
411
00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:30,740
Oh, uh, well, OK, I guess. Whoa!
412
00:18:31,027 --> 00:18:34,357
The Bulk has Goofy in
his famous brisket squeeze.
413
00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:36,777
Looks bad for the challenger.
414
00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:39,244
But Goofy escapes
415
00:18:39,327 --> 00:18:41,117
with the old pie-in-your-pants dodge.
416
00:18:41,204 --> 00:18:42,464
What a move!
417
00:18:42,539 --> 00:18:44,119
Huh? Uh-oh!
418
00:18:44,207 --> 00:18:46,127
Shoe's untied, Myron.
419
00:18:46,209 --> 00:18:47,879
Yeow!
420
00:18:47,961 --> 00:18:49,421
[all] Awesome!
421
00:18:49,504 --> 00:18:51,014
Ouch!
422
00:18:51,089 --> 00:18:53,169
Ooh!
423
00:18:53,258 --> 00:18:54,718
Oh, stop fussing.
424
00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:57,181
Untied shoes can be dangerous.
425
00:18:57,262 --> 00:18:58,972
Do you understand me?
426
00:18:59,055 --> 00:19:01,175
If you don't help Goofy
right this minute,
427
00:19:01,266 --> 00:19:03,096
you'll be moving in
with Chainsaw tonight.
428
00:19:03,727 --> 00:19:04,727
What the...
429
00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:07,061
He's beatin' the Bulk.
430
00:19:07,147 --> 00:19:09,767
Hold still a sec, will you, Myron?
431
00:19:09,858 --> 00:19:11,228
Myron?
432
00:19:11,317 --> 00:19:15,277
Hey, it's that apron guy from the diner.
433
00:19:15,363 --> 00:19:17,123
Stand aside, Peg.
434
00:19:17,198 --> 00:19:20,288
I must assist my staunch companion.
435
00:19:20,368 --> 00:19:21,788
Say what?
436
00:19:21,870 --> 00:19:25,460
I always knew wrestlin'
was a bunch of hooey.
437
00:19:26,041 --> 00:19:27,881
I'm gonna be famous,
438
00:19:27,959 --> 00:19:29,589
a whole new career--
439
00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:32,709
Roadkill Pete, wrestling champ
of the planet.
440
00:19:32,881 --> 00:19:35,181
Oh, hiya, Petey.
441
00:19:35,592 --> 00:19:37,842
Run along, Goofster. Have a little snack.
442
00:19:37,927 --> 00:19:39,217
I'll handle this.
443
00:19:39,304 --> 00:19:41,394
I am a professional, you know.
444
00:19:41,473 --> 00:19:43,223
OK, Myron,
445
00:19:43,308 --> 00:19:46,848
time to make you my blue-plate
special of the day.
446
00:19:46,936 --> 00:19:48,806
Hyah!
447
00:19:48,897 --> 00:19:51,147
Ooh! Ahh!
448
00:19:51,232 --> 00:19:52,192
Mmm!
449
00:19:52,275 --> 00:19:53,605
Ooh! Whatta!
450
00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:56,153
Hookah! Why, I--
451
00:19:56,237 --> 00:19:57,197
Ooh! Hyah!
452
00:19:57,280 --> 00:19:59,570
Hoo hoo hoo hoo!
453
00:19:59,657 --> 00:20:01,027
[panting]
454
00:20:01,117 --> 00:20:02,657
Uh-oh!
455
00:20:02,744 --> 00:20:06,124
Whoa! Whoa!
Whoa! Whoa!
456
00:20:06,206 --> 00:20:09,246
[commentator]
Oh, no! It's the cake-mix spin.
457
00:20:09,668 --> 00:20:11,338
Attaboy, Petey.
458
00:20:11,795 --> 00:20:13,665
Wear him down. Ah-hyuck!
459
00:20:13,797 --> 00:20:15,967
Ooh! Ow! Ooh!
460
00:20:16,049 --> 00:20:18,389
That's my favorite spine!
461
00:20:19,886 --> 00:20:23,306
Now it's the peppermint twist.
462
00:20:23,390 --> 00:20:25,310
Whoa! Whoa!
Whoa! Whoa!
463
00:20:25,392 --> 00:20:26,852
Looks like the end, folks.
464
00:20:26,935 --> 00:20:29,265
The Bulk's got him in the stuffed
chicken wing--
465
00:20:29,354 --> 00:20:31,864
a hold that has never been broken.
466
00:20:31,940 --> 00:20:33,440
I think he's had enough, Myron.
467
00:20:33,525 --> 00:20:35,855
I know, but I was hoping he'd beat me
468
00:20:35,944 --> 00:20:39,204
so I could quit this business
and run my diner in peace.
469
00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:41,030
I got an idea.
470
00:20:42,325 --> 00:20:44,325
Well, I do.
471
00:20:47,247 --> 00:20:49,117
This oughta pepper you up.
472
00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:51,880
Ah...
473
00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:53,380
Ah...
474
00:20:53,461 --> 00:20:56,011
-Uh-oh!
-Ah-choo!
475
00:20:57,048 --> 00:20:59,218
Ah-choo!
476
00:20:59,843 --> 00:21:01,093
He's pinned the Bulk.
477
00:21:01,177 --> 00:21:03,257
He wins! He wins!
478
00:21:03,471 --> 00:21:05,271
[spectators applauding]
479
00:21:06,016 --> 00:21:06,886
Well?
480
00:21:07,392 --> 00:21:09,142
Aren't you even gonna apologize to Goofy?
481
00:21:09,561 --> 00:21:14,521
Apologize?
I helped him do his friend a favor.
482
00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:16,227
I'm a hero, see?
483
00:21:16,317 --> 00:21:19,237
Hey, Roadkill! What are you
doing sitting around?
484
00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:20,570
You got work to do.
485
00:21:20,655 --> 00:21:21,735
What work?
486
00:21:21,823 --> 00:21:23,283
That work.
487
00:21:23,366 --> 00:21:26,036
Those are the Bulk's other challengers.
488
00:21:26,119 --> 00:21:28,869
You beat the Bulk, you fight them.
489
00:21:28,955 --> 00:21:30,205
Says who?
490
00:21:30,290 --> 00:21:34,040
Says the paper you signed, Goofy.
491
00:21:34,127 --> 00:21:37,337
Ha! But I'm not Goofy. Tell him, Peg.
492
00:21:37,422 --> 00:21:42,262
Oh, I couldn't do that, Goofy. [laughing]
493
00:21:42,344 --> 00:21:44,144
You signed it. You do it.
494
00:21:44,220 --> 00:21:45,930
No, no, no!
495
00:21:46,014 --> 00:21:48,524
No, wait! This ain't fair.
496
00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:51,230
Help! Mama!
497
00:21:53,021 --> 00:21:54,561
So, uh, what's for dinner, Myron?
498
00:21:54,647 --> 00:21:56,607
Anything you want, Goofy.
499
00:21:56,691 --> 00:21:58,281
Anything you want.
500
00:21:58,360 --> 00:22:00,950
-[blows landing]
-[Pete] Oh! Ow! No biting!
501
00:22:01,029 --> 00:22:04,449
Ow! Oh! Stop that! Help!
502
00:22:09,245 --> 00:22:10,365
♪ Gimme a beat ♪
503
00:22:37,065 --> 00:22:38,265
Yeah!
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