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Ah-hyuck!
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♪ H-h-h-hit it ♪
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♪ Like father, like son ♪
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♪ You're always number one ♪
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Yes!
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♪ There's buddies, there's pals ♪
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Yeah!
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♪ You always seem to work things out ♪
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♪ Can't you see you're two of a kind ♪
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♪ Lookin' for a real good time ♪
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Woah!
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♪ A real good time ♪
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Aah!
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♪ Report to the Goof Troop ♪
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♪ And we'll always stick together ♪
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♪ Always stick together ♪
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♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪
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♪ The best of friends forever ♪
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♪ Side by side wherever we go ♪
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♪ We're always ready to roll ♪
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-♪ Now gimme a beat ♪
-♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪
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♪ And we always stick together ♪
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Gawrsh!
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♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪
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♪ The best of friends forever ♪
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♪ Now we're calling everyone ♪
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♪ Come along and join the fun ♪
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♪ Report to the Goof Troop ♪
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♪ Baa ba doo da bop baa ba doo bop ♪
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Yeah!
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[grunting]
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-[engine sputters]
-Whoa!
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[Pete] P.J.!
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How's that lawn coming?
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Man. You'd think Saturday afternoon
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a kid could get a break, right, but no!
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Step on it!
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Them clogged rain gutters are waiting!
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[sputtering]
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Why you--
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Ah, the Minx Mansion.
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What I couldn't do
with commission on a castle like that.
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I'd buy Pistol that doll factory
she's always wanted,
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a video arcade for P.J.,
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and for Pete-- a boat,
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a really big boat.
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[crash]
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[Pete] Ratchet muffin,
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have you seen my lug nuts?
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The Titanic.
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Check under your sprocket wrench
collection, darling.
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[telephone rings]
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Peg-o-My-Heart Realty. Good afternoon.
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[chatter]
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-You're interested in which house?
-[chatter]
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The Minx Mansion?
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Oh, it's fabulous!
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Oh, wonderful!
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Yes, I'll meet you there in 15 minutes.
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All right. Mmm. Bye-bye.
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Yes!
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♪ Mom's in the money ♪
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♪ Mom's in the money ♪
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Oh, well, I'm off to work, P.J.!
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And when I get home,
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I've got a big surprise for you!
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See. Bolt "b" into hole "c,"
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tighten with wrench "d."
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Sweetie Petey!
I'm off to sell the Taj Mahal!
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Mmm! Big kiss!
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And I'm bringing home
a big surprise for you!
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Fine. Make mine pepperoni.
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Put tab "g" in slot "z."
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Only seven more summers till I'm grown up
and free of this grind.
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That's 366 weeks...
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2,556 days...
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[Pete] You done with your
chores yet, P.J.?
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Oh, yeah, almost, Dad!
"Scrub pool with toothbrush
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and pick dog hairs out of carpet
with tweezers."
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Aw, no!
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"Play with Pistol?"
Oh, man, look at me.
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A feudal serf cleverly disguised
as the family son.
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Thank you very much.
Would you like it, sir,
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Over there? Sure, I can do that.
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Whee!
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Isn't playing circus the mostest fun ever?
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Right up there with
degunking the gutters, babe.
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-Oops.
-[rip]
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Kind of getting big, aren't we?
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OK! Nix the circus.
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How about a good old
tea party?
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Oh, could we?
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Mmm. How about a game of Dolly,
Dolly, who's got the Dolly?
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Sure.
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Oh, you know, bro?
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You were a lot more fun
when you were a lot littler.
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You mean I'm too big to play with anymore,
is that what you mean?
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Yeah. What I really need
is a little brother,
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a really little brother.
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Hey, spiffy idea, Pistol.
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You know, maybe if you ask Dad
really nice,
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you can have one.
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Yeah!
Thanks, Peej!
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Yes! OK, one down...
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Oh. 50 to go.
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"Triple wax the car, repaint the fence,
spit-polish the shingles." Save me.
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Put crib friggets in slot "z."
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There's no slot "z."
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Daddy...
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Don't want to bug you.
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It's just a small request,
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but, um... can I have
a baby brother, please?
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Yeah, candy, ice cream,
baby brother, anything,
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As soon as your mother gets home.
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-Honest, Daddy? You promise?
-Yeah, absolutely promise, sure, yeah.
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Thanks, Daddy!
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Aah!
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Oh!
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Take a break, big boy.
You're off the hook with me.
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Dad says I'm getting a little brother.
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What? Come on, it's a joke, right?
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Nuh-uh! He promised.
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Said soon as Mom gets home,
I'm in baby brother city.
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[Peg] And when I get home,
I've got a big surprise for you!
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Man, she doesn't kid around.
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Hey, that means there's gonna be
some other slob to play with you!
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Yeah, a little slob.
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Someone to give half my chore list to.
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Heck, someone to give
my whole chore list to!
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Yahoo!
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Max, Max, wait'll you
hear this, man!
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Your folks are finally letting you go
to the Brass Knuckleheads concert.
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Small time, bro.
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They are giving me a first class ticket
to freedom!
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Check it out. A little brother!
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For real?
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Yep. No more sweat and strain
for this dude, thank you very much.
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Let my brother slime himself
with chores every weekend.
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Way cool!
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Wait a minute.
Way uncool.
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OK, now, which one of my chores
should I give him first?
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-Triple waxing the car?
-Peej--
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-Degreasing the driveway?
-P.J.--
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Picking dog hairs out of the carpet
with tweezers!
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-Peej!
-What?
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[gulps]
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Freddie f-f-finklestein.
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Yeah, so what about Freddie F...
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Oh, no.
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Oh, yeah!
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Thought he had it made in the shade,
too,
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Till the bundle of joy boy showed up.
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I remember.
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That baby took center stage
with his folks.
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Like he was Elvis or something.
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And all of a sudden Freddie was a zero.
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Max, what if my brother turns out to be
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a good little dog hair picking
car waxer?
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What if Dad likes him better than me?
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I mean, Pistol already does,
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and she hasn't even seen him yet.
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I could be...
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Aced out, just like Freddie.
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A has-been at 11.
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You'll only get half of
the Christmas presents.
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I'll have to share my room!
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No!
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Who sweats his brains out mowing the lawn?
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Well, me.
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Who spends every weekend
pulling weeds, and washing windows?
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Me!
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Who takes out the trash?
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Who degunks the gutters?
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Who adores his daddy
and worships his mother?
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Me, me, me!
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You, you, you--
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A little boy from a little town,
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just trying to do his chores.
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So are you gonna let some dweeb in diapers
show you up?
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No, sir!
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Gonna let your dad think
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come baby-come-lately
can pull more weeds than you?
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No, sir!
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Then get out there and stake your claim
as number one son!
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Ya-hah!
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-Ya-hoo!
-Ya-hah!
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[Pete] Anybody seen
my socket wrench?
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Here he comes.
If this doesn't impress him,
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nothing will.
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Ta-da!
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Excuse me, Father, but you'll notice
that I washed the--
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Yeah, great. Where's my drill press?
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Dad, hey, Dad, look what I--
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[Pete] P.J.! Have you seen where
I put my captain's hat?
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[sighs]
What's a guy got to do around here
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to prove he's top banana?
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Never seen so much hard work from one kid
in my whole life.
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That's what I call earning your allowance,
P.J.
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No, Dad, he's gotta do it.
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They got a new baby coming and--
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Gawrsh, you mean there's going to be
the pitter-patter of another Pete?
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Oh, P.J., that's swell of you,
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getting the place all spiffed up
for the new arrival.
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I gotta go congratulate the papa.
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No, Dad! See-- Ohh.
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Congratulations on
the new little addition, Dad.
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Don't! Don't touch her!
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She isn't ready yet.
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You know your baby's a she?
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All boats are shes.
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Oh, no. I mean the baby that
Peg's having.
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Was that boat polish in my ears,
or did you say Peg's having a baby?
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Hm. Mean she forgot to tell you?
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Well, I guess with all the excitement
and everything--
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Makes sense. Oh, now I remember.
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She said she was bringing home
a big sur...
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A baby? A baby! Quick!
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Paint the house. Pull the weeds.
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Get everything cleaned up!
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Your mom's coming home with a baby!
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You were right.
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Kid's already king of the hill.
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And me...
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Pond scum.
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A baby. A baby!
Why doesn't anybody tell me these things?
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What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do?
What am I gonna do?
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What else? You feed him
and burp him,
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and sing him a lullaby,
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and put him to sleep in the nursery.
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Yeah, that's right.
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We don't have a nursery!
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Well, maybe you can build one
before Peg gets home.
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G-g-great idea!
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Here! Hold these,
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Some of these.
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Hold everything! I'll be right back.
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You know...
Maybe we're targeting the wrong audience.
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Eighty-five gallons of sweat later
you tell me this?
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Peejster, sweetie baby,
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seems to me Pistol's the one
who wanted the new bro.
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-So?
-So, what if it proved
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you're the number one
box-office attraction in her G-rated life?
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Max.
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You are gonna be all the playmate
Pistol ever wants.
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Oh, not again, Max.
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You are gonna stake out
your brotherly territory,
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if it kills you.
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Thanks, P.J..
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We haven't played
The Spider and The Fly in days!
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Help me!
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Whee!
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I've got you in my web!
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Whoa!
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00:12:15,985 --> 00:12:17,525
[babbling]
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[laughing]
257
00:12:22,492 --> 00:12:23,832
That's so fun!
258
00:12:23,910 --> 00:12:25,870
Let's do it again! Let's do it again!
259
00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:28,289
I can't take anymore!
260
00:12:28,373 --> 00:12:29,963
I tried so hard,
261
00:12:30,041 --> 00:12:32,131
but I give up!
262
00:12:32,919 --> 00:12:34,669
I'll even join the foreign legion.
263
00:12:34,921 --> 00:12:37,841
Hey, Peej, Peej, what's wrong?
264
00:12:37,924 --> 00:12:39,594
He's a broken boy,
265
00:12:39,676 --> 00:12:41,216
that's what's wrong.
266
00:12:41,302 --> 00:12:44,432
Given you the best years of his life,
267
00:12:44,514 --> 00:12:46,434
and look at him now.
268
00:12:46,516 --> 00:12:49,016
Can't you see he's only mortal?
269
00:12:49,144 --> 00:12:51,774
If you poke him with crayons,
will he not bleed?
270
00:12:51,855 --> 00:12:54,435
He's trying to be the best brother
in the world,
271
00:12:54,524 --> 00:12:57,324
but do you care? No!
272
00:12:57,819 --> 00:13:02,619
Soon as baby gets here,
you'll toss him away like used kleenex.
273
00:13:03,074 --> 00:13:05,244
Oh, the shame of it.
274
00:13:06,077 --> 00:13:07,537
There, there, Peej,
275
00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:09,080
I still love you.
276
00:13:09,164 --> 00:13:13,174
Heck, the baby might not even
be a boy.
277
00:13:13,251 --> 00:13:16,211
It might be a girl.
278
00:13:16,546 --> 00:13:17,546
A girl?
279
00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:18,470
Never thought of that.
280
00:13:20,216 --> 00:13:21,126
Yeah!
281
00:13:21,217 --> 00:13:22,637
Oh, yeah!
282
00:13:22,719 --> 00:13:24,219
Yay! Yay!
283
00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:26,144
Thank you. Thank you!
284
00:13:26,222 --> 00:13:27,972
Uh-oh.
285
00:13:28,058 --> 00:13:29,928
-Pistol.
-Do you know what you're saying?
286
00:13:30,018 --> 00:13:32,598
What if Mom and Dad
like her better than you?
287
00:13:32,687 --> 00:13:34,517
The kid'll swipe your best toys.
288
00:13:34,606 --> 00:13:37,186
Mom may never french braid
your hair again.
289
00:13:37,275 --> 00:13:40,855
You could end up in the basement
with the spiders, mold and fungus.
290
00:13:40,945 --> 00:13:43,105
Baloney!
291
00:13:43,198 --> 00:13:46,738
When it comes to babes,
I'm numero uno around here.
292
00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:49,037
[mumbling]
293
00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:50,660
Hey, what's the deal?
294
00:13:50,747 --> 00:13:52,417
Remodeling the room for baby.
295
00:13:52,540 --> 00:13:54,920
Got some swell ideas
for the little darlin'.
296
00:13:55,001 --> 00:14:00,261
I've been boning up on dr. Liverwurst's
Psychology of nursery decor.
297
00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:03,550
B-b-b-but where am I going to be?
298
00:14:04,302 --> 00:14:07,512
Think your dad said something about
sharing P.J.'s room.
299
00:14:07,597 --> 00:14:10,977
[both] Me... and you?
300
00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:13,654
Hey, Petey, Dr. Liverwurst here says
301
00:14:13,728 --> 00:14:17,478
the color can raise
your baby's IQ 140 points.
302
00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:25,532
Your kid's going to be a rocket scientist.
303
00:14:25,699 --> 00:14:27,949
We're doomed.
304
00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:30,704
Kiss half your Christmas presents
goodbye.
305
00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:35,541
Hmm. And I was extra special
good this year, too.
306
00:14:36,334 --> 00:14:37,754
Wait a minute!
307
00:14:37,836 --> 00:14:41,376
Are we gonna let some two-bit,
no-talent diaper soiler
308
00:14:41,464 --> 00:14:43,224
cramp our lifestyles?
309
00:14:43,299 --> 00:14:44,379
Probably.
310
00:14:44,467 --> 00:14:48,347
Come on, Peej. We got to convince Dad
we're all the kids he needs.
311
00:14:48,471 --> 00:14:49,891
You guys with me?
312
00:14:49,973 --> 00:14:52,483
[P.J. and Max] With you! Yeah!
313
00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:55,232
[screaming]
314
00:15:00,025 --> 00:15:01,685
[doorbell rings]
315
00:15:01,776 --> 00:15:03,526
Huh?
316
00:15:03,862 --> 00:15:05,782
Here. Hold this down till I get back.
317
00:15:05,864 --> 00:15:08,534
Okey-dokey, Petey!
318
00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:11,697
Hmmm.
319
00:15:11,786 --> 00:15:12,826
What?
320
00:15:15,457 --> 00:15:18,787
"Snooky-wookums,
the baby came a little early,
321
00:15:18,877 --> 00:15:21,377
and I had to close a deal?
322
00:15:21,963 --> 00:15:26,593
Put our bundle of joy in the nursery
till I get home. Love and kisses, Peg."
323
00:15:26,676 --> 00:15:28,886
Aww, isn't that sweet?
324
00:15:28,970 --> 00:15:31,180
Don't need a baby. Got one coming.
Thanks anyway.
325
00:15:33,683 --> 00:15:35,063
Aah!
326
00:15:35,143 --> 00:15:36,853
[gurgling]
327
00:15:43,568 --> 00:15:46,948
When Peg said a big surprise,
328
00:15:47,030 --> 00:15:48,200
She wasn't kidding.
329
00:15:48,698 --> 00:15:51,328
A baby! A baby!
330
00:15:51,409 --> 00:15:54,869
Oh, cute little bugger, isn't he?
331
00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:56,084
Ow!
332
00:15:56,164 --> 00:15:59,634
Aw, sort of reminds me of P.J.
333
00:15:59,709 --> 00:16:01,289
back when he was cute.
334
00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:03,711
Kootchie-coo!
335
00:16:03,797 --> 00:16:05,087
Ow!
336
00:16:06,091 --> 00:16:09,221
Uh-oh. He must be hungry.
337
00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:12,307
Uh, yeah!
338
00:16:12,347 --> 00:16:15,517
Why don't we rustle him up some chow?
339
00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:18,940
Is da wittle baby hungry?
340
00:16:19,020 --> 00:16:20,190
Ha ha.
341
00:16:20,271 --> 00:16:23,651
Dada get da baby a nice big bottle.
342
00:16:23,733 --> 00:16:26,153
[Goofy] Ow! Hoo hoo!
343
00:16:26,903 --> 00:16:29,413
Here, give him a bottle. Goof?
344
00:16:32,826 --> 00:16:34,326
Whoa!
345
00:16:34,411 --> 00:16:35,791
Aah!
346
00:16:35,870 --> 00:16:36,790
Whoa!
347
00:16:36,871 --> 00:16:38,831
[Pete] Come back here!
348
00:16:38,915 --> 00:16:41,575
Dad, Dad, come quick!
It's baby!
349
00:16:43,628 --> 00:16:46,838
Oh, no, I can't believe it.
This ain't my day.
350
00:16:54,556 --> 00:16:55,636
[belches]
351
00:16:56,266 --> 00:16:58,136
Now, now,
352
00:16:58,226 --> 00:17:03,146
it's not nice to eat Daddy's
private stock of frozen pizza.
353
00:17:03,273 --> 00:17:07,363
Dada take his baby outside to play.
354
00:17:12,824 --> 00:17:14,784
[laughs]
355
00:17:19,873 --> 00:17:21,833
[Goofy] Hey, stop, stop!
356
00:17:21,916 --> 00:17:23,746
[crash]
357
00:17:23,835 --> 00:17:25,455
Whoa--whoa--whoa!
358
00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:28,465
Whoa--whoa--whoa!
359
00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:33,391
Whew! Thanks, Pe--
360
00:17:33,470 --> 00:17:34,970
Aah!
361
00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:42,350
I can't believe what a rotten,
lousy day I'm having.
362
00:17:42,437 --> 00:17:46,357
Well, congratulations, Dad.
363
00:17:46,441 --> 00:17:48,741
You got a bouncing
baby boy.
364
00:17:48,860 --> 00:17:51,110
[Max] Mr. P.,
365
00:17:51,196 --> 00:17:54,566
baby's playing with your
satellite dish!
366
00:17:54,657 --> 00:17:56,617
Aah!
367
00:17:56,701 --> 00:17:57,871
Whoa!
368
00:17:57,952 --> 00:17:58,912
[crash]
369
00:17:58,995 --> 00:18:03,915
I am so glad
you got me a baby brother, Daddy.
370
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,920
Thank you, thank you,
Thank you, thank you!
371
00:18:06,002 --> 00:18:09,382
Yeah, yeah, sweetie.
You're welcome, I guess. I don't know.
372
00:18:09,464 --> 00:18:11,724
Come down here!
373
00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:14,140
Whee! [laughing]
374
00:18:19,891 --> 00:18:23,351
For crying out sakes,
what's with that kid?
375
00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:25,306
P.J. was never this bad.
376
00:18:25,397 --> 00:18:27,897
Isn't he wonderful?
377
00:18:27,982 --> 00:18:29,032
Isn't he swell?
378
00:18:29,109 --> 00:18:32,069
Wasn't having him such a good idea?
379
00:18:32,696 --> 00:18:35,526
No prob, Peej. I'll tell him.
380
00:18:35,949 --> 00:18:38,789
Mr. Pete, P.J.'s at the store
381
00:18:38,868 --> 00:18:41,958
getting a year's supply
of diapers, formula, and baby powder.
382
00:18:42,038 --> 00:18:43,458
You wanna come down and pay for it,
383
00:18:43,540 --> 00:18:46,330
or should he ask Peg for the 1,270 bucks?
384
00:18:46,584 --> 00:18:49,254
1,270 bu...
385
00:18:49,671 --> 00:18:52,301
Peg! She'll get home
before the nursery's finished!
386
00:18:52,382 --> 00:18:54,592
Oh, watch the kid. Watch the kid!
387
00:18:54,676 --> 00:18:57,216
[muttering]
388
00:18:57,303 --> 00:18:59,973
-Fix the hole.
-[Goofy yelling]
389
00:19:00,056 --> 00:19:03,056
[Goofy] Ooh--ow--eeh--ow--aah!
390
00:19:06,521 --> 00:19:11,651
[Max] Mr. Pete, the baby's taking
the engine out of your car!
391
00:19:18,992 --> 00:19:21,752
Bad move, baby. Bad move.
392
00:19:23,246 --> 00:19:26,616
[crying]
393
00:19:27,083 --> 00:19:29,383
This is just what I need!
394
00:19:29,461 --> 00:19:34,091
You know, Dr. Liverwurst says
early signs of mechanical aptitude
395
00:19:34,215 --> 00:19:36,215
ought to be encouraged in a baby.
396
00:19:36,343 --> 00:19:38,603
Watch where you're going, you...
397
00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:40,218
[muttering]
398
00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:44,773
Is he coming yet?
399
00:19:44,851 --> 00:19:45,851
Are you kiddin'?
400
00:19:48,772 --> 00:19:50,572
Nautical bent, huh?
401
00:19:50,648 --> 00:19:53,568
Aw, takes after his dad.
402
00:19:53,651 --> 00:19:56,201
I hope he's not like my boat.
403
00:19:57,947 --> 00:20:00,117
[babbling]
404
00:20:02,243 --> 00:20:04,913
Don't touch that!
405
00:20:05,372 --> 00:20:07,582
[babbling]
406
00:20:07,665 --> 00:20:09,495
[engine starts]
407
00:20:09,834 --> 00:20:12,594
[both yelling]
408
00:20:14,631 --> 00:20:16,841
Oh, birdie.
409
00:20:16,925 --> 00:20:18,045
[crashing]
410
00:20:18,259 --> 00:20:20,349
[both yelling]
411
00:20:24,641 --> 00:20:27,141
[screaming]
412
00:20:35,026 --> 00:20:37,946
Ahh! This younger generation.
413
00:20:38,029 --> 00:20:39,779
What's a parent to do?
414
00:20:40,490 --> 00:20:42,030
Dad, wake up.
415
00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:43,540
Oh!
416
00:20:43,618 --> 00:20:45,158
Ohh!
417
00:20:45,370 --> 00:20:46,450
Huh?
418
00:20:46,538 --> 00:20:51,628
I told you not to touch her!
I told you she wasn't ready yet!
419
00:20:51,710 --> 00:20:54,710
She? Isn't your baby a he?
420
00:20:54,963 --> 00:20:55,923
[gasps] Baby.
421
00:20:56,006 --> 00:20:57,666
Where's the baby?
422
00:20:57,841 --> 00:20:58,681
Baby?
423
00:20:59,050 --> 00:21:00,390
What baby?
424
00:21:00,468 --> 00:21:03,008
The big surprise Peg had.
425
00:21:03,096 --> 00:21:05,766
The--the big... surprise.
426
00:21:05,849 --> 00:21:07,179
There, there, Daddy.
427
00:21:07,267 --> 00:21:10,097
You were just having a dream.
428
00:21:10,353 --> 00:21:12,273
You mean a nightmare,
429
00:21:12,355 --> 00:21:15,315
But it was so--so real,
430
00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:16,610
And you...
431
00:21:16,860 --> 00:21:19,450
And you and you were there.
432
00:21:19,696 --> 00:21:21,866
But it's all right now.
433
00:21:21,948 --> 00:21:24,118
I'm back in my own garage.
434
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:27,370
And--and these are my own kids--
435
00:21:27,454 --> 00:21:29,124
Two best kids in the world
436
00:21:29,205 --> 00:21:31,245
are plenty for me.
437
00:21:31,332 --> 00:21:32,792
[both] Thanks, Dad.
438
00:21:34,210 --> 00:21:37,090
[Peg] Petey-pie! Kids!
439
00:21:37,297 --> 00:21:40,297
Here's that big surprise I promised.
440
00:21:40,383 --> 00:21:42,553
[babbling]
441
00:21:42,635 --> 00:21:43,795
Aah!
442
00:21:43,887 --> 00:21:46,217
Help!
443
00:21:49,225 --> 00:21:50,305
[gulp]
444
00:21:50,935 --> 00:21:52,145
What's eating him?
445
00:21:52,228 --> 00:21:55,568
Here I race home to say
I landed that big sale
446
00:21:55,648 --> 00:21:58,278
and we're all headed to Hawaii for
the rest of our lives,
447
00:21:58,360 --> 00:21:59,650
well, at least for a couple of weeks,
448
00:21:59,736 --> 00:22:02,066
and he acts like I've got a disease.
449
00:22:02,280 --> 00:22:05,490
See? We're booked at the Kona-Mona
Hoola-Hoola Poi-Poi.
450
00:22:05,742 --> 00:22:07,292
And--
451
00:22:07,369 --> 00:22:09,039
[kids] Mom!
452
00:22:09,371 --> 00:22:12,291
Yes, oh, isn't it exciting?
453
00:22:13,041 --> 00:22:14,791
[babbling]
454
00:22:20,632 --> 00:22:21,472
♪ Gimme a beat ♪
455
00:22:21,549 --> 00:22:22,509
[theme music playing]
456
00:22:48,284 --> 00:22:49,334
Yeah!
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