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Ah-hyuck!
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♪ H-h-h-hit it ♪
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♪ Like father, like son ♪
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♪ You're always number one ♪
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[both] Yes!
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♪ There's buddies
There's pals ♪
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Yeah!
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♪ You always seem to work things out ♪
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♪ Can't you see you're two of a kind ♪
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♪ Lookin' for a real good time ♪
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Whoa!
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♪ A real good time ♪
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Aah!
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♪ Report to the Goof Troop ♪
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♪ And we'll always stick together ♪
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♪ Always stick together ♪
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♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪
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♪ The best of friends forever ♪
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♪ Side by side wherever we go ♪
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♪ We're always ready to roll ♪
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♪ Now gimme a beat ♪
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♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪
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♪ And we always stick together ♪
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Gawrsh!
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♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪
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♪ The best of friends forever ♪
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♪ Now we're calling everyone ♪
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♪ Come along and join the fun ♪
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♪ Report to the Goof Troop ♪
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♪ Baa ba doo da bop baa ba doo bop ♪
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Yeah!
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[Goofy] I can't open it, Maxie.
I just can't.
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Dad, just because someone
sent you a telegram
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doesn't mean it's bad news.
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You're right, Maxie.
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It's bad news.
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My great-grand-uncle Dr. Frankengoof
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passed away. [sighs]
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And I never even got to meet him.
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Maybe not, but it says here
you're inheriting his castle!
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-I am?
-Yeah, Pop!
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You're his heir,
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the last remaining head of household.
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Imagine that!
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I'm the family heir-head!
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Say, Petey, can I borrow a set
of your luggage and some suitcases too?
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You're moving away?
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I'm gonna miss you, Goof.
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How about I drive you to the airport?
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Maybe get you on an earlier flight?
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But I'm not moving!
Uh, just taking a trip.
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You're not moving?
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Lookie here!
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I inherited a genuine castle
in the old country.
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A castle, huh?
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[cash register ringing]
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Aw. I'd sure hate to be in your shoes,
Goofster.
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Owning a castle
could be a real nightmarish nightmare!
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It can?
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Sure! You got your moat tax,
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your peasant tax, your dungeon tax...
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Not to mention
your fire-breathing dragon tax.
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Gawrsh, Petey. What am I gonna do?
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If only you had a partner
to take some financial burden
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off of your fiduciary influx.
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A partner?
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Why didn't I think of that?
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Tell you what, I'll do it for, say,
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a 50% interest in the castle!
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Thanks, Petey! You're a pal!
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[Pete] That's right, that's right.
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We're going on vacation!
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And it's someplace
you guys are gonna love!
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Oh, Hawaii!
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Australia!
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El Monte!
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The old country!
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The old country!
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[yodeling]
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Is that man sick, Mommy?
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No, Pistol honey. He's yodeling.
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Anyone know where we can find
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the Frankengoof castle?
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What want you to go there for?
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Don't you get it? He's one of them.
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He's got the Frankengoof nose.
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I do?
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Thought we were rid of your kind
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once and for all!
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Go back where you came from, Frankengoof!
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Wow. Major attitude problem!
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I wonder which one of these castles
is mine-- er, ours.
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Oh! Yes.
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Yes, yes.
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Yes, yes, yes!
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Richness beyond my wildest dreams!
[laughing]
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Hey, Pop. Uh, this sign says
Frankengoof castle is up there!
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[wolf howling]
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[Pete] That's Frankengoof castle?
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Hello. Anyone home?
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Yodelay-hee-hoo?
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Yodelay-hee-hoo?
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Come on, children, we've had a long trip.
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Let's go unpack and take naps.
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And don't touch anything.
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Gawrsh, it's even more
beautiful than I imagined.
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Knock-knock.
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Who's there? [shrieking]
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Who, or what, are you?
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I'm Igor, the caretaker.
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I'm responsible
for the way the castle looks.
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First thing in the morning,
we look for a new caretaker.
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Oh! And you must be the heir!
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Yup. How did you know?
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Why, you have the Frankengoof nose.
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Cuckoo, nevermore. Cuckoo, nevermore.
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Uh-oh. Almost time for the 4:00 pelting.
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What 4:00 pelting?
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[Villagers] No more Frankengoofs!
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-Go home!
-You're not wanted here!
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Some welcome wagon, Igor.
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Yeah, how come the locals
are so hot under the collar?
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Because of Dr. Frankengoof.
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They thought he was insane.
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[laughing] He was no more insane than me!
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[crazed laughing]
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[Igor] For a mad scientist,
he was very sweet.
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Always with a smile on his
lips and a twinkle in his eye.
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When he wasn't busy
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experimenting and amusing his friends,
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he was treating yours truly
with tender loving care.
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Oh, please, oh, please,
just one notch higher.
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Oh, thank you, master.
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But for all his charm,
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the one thing the villagers
never could accept was
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his monster!
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[Both] M-m-monster?
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I shall never forget that fateful night!
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Frankengoof: Enough, Igor!
Lower the table.
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Oh, yes, master.
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Look, Igor, it's moving!
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It's alive! It's alive!
It's alive! It's alive!
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Ah-hyuck! Ah-hyuck!
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[sighs] Oh, how the villagers
hated the monster.
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Never again was your uncle invited
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to a dinner party or buffet lunch!
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Gawrsh, I never realized
what a colorful family I had.
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Oh, come on, there's no monster.
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Only a lamebrain would believe that story.
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I'm gonna check out
the rest of this rat-trap.
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Maybe I'll find some antiques
worth selling.
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Uh, wait for me, Petey.
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[Pete] Boy, this is some castle
we inherited, Goof.
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It's full of nothing but worthless junk.
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Look, Petey, some kind of switch!
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Oh, I'll bet it opens a secret passageway
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or a hidden cave!
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Oh, you Goof!
You been watching too many movies.
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[screaming]
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Or maybe a trap door!
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[yelling]
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[sighs]
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How'd you get here?
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I took the stairs.
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[groans]
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Wonder what this does.
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[screaming]
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Guess it's not hooked up.
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I'm gonna hook you up, you--
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[gulps] What's that?
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I don't know, Petey.
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I think you should check.
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Gawrsh! It's the Frankengoof monster!
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Ugly, ugly, ugly.
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Hmm, well, I don't know.
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I think he looks kind of...
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Ruggedly handsome.
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Knock-knock.
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Who's there? Yow!
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You like the monster?
I put in the eyes myself.
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Come on, that's just a-- a dummy.
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Attractive, but a dummy.
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Oh, no, no, no, it is real!
Ghoul's honor!
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[laughs] That's cute!
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So how come it doesn't move, hmm?
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I don't know how to bring it to life.
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Only a Frankengoof
can revive the monster.
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Wake up.
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Well, gave it my best shot.
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[Pete] So the Goof believes in monsters,
does he?
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[laughing] That's good for me!
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I'll give him such a scare,
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he'll beg me to buy his share
of the castle cheap.
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Then I can make this place pay off.
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Yodeling Pete's old world rvs.
[laughing]
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I like the sound of that.
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Hmm, need some green paint.
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I bet there's some out
in the old tool shed!
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Perfect. Can't wait to see
the Goof's face when I--
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[struggling] Rats!
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I locked myself out. No problem.
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I'll just climb in.
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[shivering] Ooh. Getting cold.
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[howling]
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[crash]
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Hmm. I wonder what that was.
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Did it sound like this?
[howling]
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Yeah, it did.
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Werewolves!
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I'll let out the hounds, master.
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-[dog snarling]
-[screaming]
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Whoa! Nice doggie!
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[screaming continues]
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I like puppies!
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[screaming]
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[dog howling]
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Hmm. Maybe I just imaginated the noise.
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[snarling]
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-[Pete] Whoa! Nice doggies.
-[dog barking]
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[screaming] I like puppies.
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Whoa!
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[panting] I lost him.
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Ooh, a phone.
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I better call the Goof,
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have him come pick me up.
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Hey, buddy, hurry it up, will you?
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[screaming]
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A simple no would have sufficed!
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Say, you got a phone in here?
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[panicked screaming]
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Hmm! Must've been something they ate.
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It's him. The Frankengoof monster!
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Where? Where?
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You! You're the monster!
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Me? I'm a used car salesman.
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Same thing.
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Oh, oh!
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The costume.
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Uh, uh, these are fake, see?
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Look, they come right off.
[gulping]
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Glue must've hardened.
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Uh, now, now this-- this is paint, see?
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'Cause it wipes right off.
Look! [garbling]
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Your monster tricks won't work on us,
you monster.
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Look, a-- a werewolf!
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He's escaped!
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Ah, he's a clever one, all right!
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[breathlessly] Please!
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You got to help me! They're after me!
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Oh, sure. I'll help you. Just wait here.
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Hold these, please.
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Hey, everybody, the monster's here!
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And he took my daisies!
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Now you're gonna get it.
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[villagers yelling]
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Is that you, Petey?
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[snorting]
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[groaning]
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Stop that, Pete-ums!
You'll ruin your appetite.
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[growling]
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Honestly, Pete!
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Sometimes you can be such a pig!
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Maybe if you ate more sensibly,
264
00:12:51,563 --> 00:12:53,233
you wouldn't look so green.
265
00:12:53,314 --> 00:12:54,824
Not to mention your weight!
266
00:12:54,899 --> 00:12:57,319
You're even getting love handles
in your neck!
267
00:12:57,402 --> 00:12:59,492
[mumbling]
268
00:13:01,489 --> 00:13:03,529
[wolf howling]
269
00:13:06,661 --> 00:13:08,121
[villagers yelling]
270
00:13:08,204 --> 00:13:10,214
I think he went that way!
271
00:13:11,750 --> 00:13:14,130
I need a place to hide. [panting]
272
00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:18,054
Perfect!
They never look for monsters in windmills!
273
00:13:34,064 --> 00:13:36,154
[gasping] I'll just wait it out
274
00:13:36,232 --> 00:13:38,192
until they give up looking for me.
275
00:13:38,276 --> 00:13:40,026
I'll be safe here.
276
00:13:41,112 --> 00:13:42,452
Whoa!
277
00:13:46,618 --> 00:13:49,998
Mommy, Petey wanna go home now.
278
00:13:51,873 --> 00:13:53,173
Melon ball?
279
00:13:53,249 --> 00:13:55,539
Would you mind helping me beat the rug?
280
00:13:57,837 --> 00:14:00,877
Goofy, have you noticed
the change in Pete?
281
00:14:00,965 --> 00:14:03,505
He's being so helpful and cooperative.
282
00:14:03,593 --> 00:14:04,933
It must be this vacation.
283
00:14:05,011 --> 00:14:06,851
It's really done him some good.
284
00:14:06,971 --> 00:14:08,561
Yeah, I can't remember
285
00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:10,810
when Petey's been in such a good mood!
286
00:14:11,309 --> 00:14:14,149
Hey, Pop, can you help us
fix Max' skateboard?
287
00:14:20,819 --> 00:14:22,449
[groaning softly]
288
00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:26,280
Thanks, Mr P! You're the greatest!
289
00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:28,076
[Pistol grunting]
290
00:14:28,159 --> 00:14:29,789
Daddy, Daddy, Daddy,
can you help me, please?
291
00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:31,499
I dropped my Dolly in the couch.
292
00:14:37,585 --> 00:14:41,505
Thank you, Daddy.
You're the best daddy in the whole world!
293
00:14:41,589 --> 00:14:45,839
Oh! I think we're seeing
a brand-new Pete-ums!
294
00:14:45,927 --> 00:14:49,097
Might I take the youngsters
to see the sights, mistress?
295
00:14:49,180 --> 00:14:51,730
It is grave-hog's day.
296
00:14:51,808 --> 00:14:55,398
[P.J] Oh! I love grave-hogs!
Please, Ma, can we, can we, huh?
297
00:14:55,478 --> 00:14:58,058
Well, all right.
298
00:14:58,148 --> 00:14:59,688
But don't wander too far.
299
00:14:59,774 --> 00:15:01,284
Dinner's in an hour.
300
00:15:01,359 --> 00:15:02,859
Oh, yum yum!
301
00:15:02,944 --> 00:15:05,074
I do hope we're having bat on a stick.
302
00:15:05,155 --> 00:15:06,605
It's my favorite!
303
00:15:11,286 --> 00:15:12,536
[grunting]
304
00:15:14,706 --> 00:15:17,206
Need to find something to grab hold of.
305
00:15:17,834 --> 00:15:21,254
Gotcha. [grunting] Now if I can just...
306
00:15:21,338 --> 00:15:22,918
Pull up. [grunting]
307
00:15:25,008 --> 00:15:26,588
A phone!
308
00:15:26,676 --> 00:15:28,296
[ringing]
309
00:15:28,386 --> 00:15:29,966
[Pete] Goof! I need your help!
310
00:15:30,055 --> 00:15:31,385
I'm in big trouble!
311
00:15:31,473 --> 00:15:33,223
You do? Who is this?
312
00:15:33,308 --> 00:15:35,138
It's me! Pete!
313
00:15:35,727 --> 00:15:38,227
Pete? Uh, just a second. I'll get him.
314
00:15:38,313 --> 00:15:40,363
Petey, it's for you.
315
00:15:42,650 --> 00:15:43,990
[grunting]
316
00:15:44,069 --> 00:15:45,649
He didn't say.
317
00:15:46,196 --> 00:15:47,606
-Hello?
-[click, dial tone]
318
00:15:47,739 --> 00:15:50,199
Hello? That Goofball.
319
00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:52,743
I'd like to strap a couple
of electrodes to his head.
320
00:15:52,827 --> 00:15:54,197
[ringing]
321
00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:56,077
Hello, Goof! Now don't hang up!
322
00:15:56,164 --> 00:15:57,334
This is Pete!
323
00:15:57,415 --> 00:15:59,665
No, you're not. Pete's here.
324
00:15:59,751 --> 00:16:02,091
How can I be there when I'm here?
325
00:16:02,170 --> 00:16:05,170
Must be a prank caller
pretending to be you.
326
00:16:05,256 --> 00:16:07,426
[both laughing]
327
00:16:10,095 --> 00:16:13,305
When I get my hands on that dipstick.
I'm gonna-- I'm--
328
00:16:13,390 --> 00:16:15,560
-What's that?
-[villagers yelling]
329
00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:18,312
It's the monster! We've got him trapped!
330
00:16:18,395 --> 00:16:19,765
[gulping]
331
00:16:23,149 --> 00:16:25,069
[villagers yelling]
332
00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:29,316
Hey, what's going on?
333
00:16:29,406 --> 00:16:31,656
We've cornered the monster.
334
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:35,081
Cool! A real-live monster!
335
00:16:35,161 --> 00:16:38,211
Not for long! [laughing]
336
00:16:43,044 --> 00:16:44,594
What do we do once we get him?
337
00:16:44,671 --> 00:16:47,921
I say we drive a stake through his heart!
338
00:16:49,217 --> 00:16:51,797
No, that only work on vampire.
339
00:16:51,886 --> 00:16:54,176
Eh, how about the silver bullet?
340
00:16:54,264 --> 00:16:55,934
No, that for werewolf.
341
00:16:56,016 --> 00:16:58,266
How about tying the monster's legs
342
00:16:58,351 --> 00:17:00,901
on two trucks going opposite directions?
343
00:17:01,771 --> 00:17:03,441
Yeah, I saw it done in a movie once.
344
00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:06,283
It just might work! Let's do it!
345
00:17:10,113 --> 00:17:12,203
It's even grosser than I imagined!
346
00:17:12,282 --> 00:17:14,452
Totally putrid!
347
00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:17,664
Ew! It's the yuckiest thing
I've ever seen!
348
00:17:17,746 --> 00:17:19,036
Hey, that's no monster.
349
00:17:19,122 --> 00:17:21,212
That's your dear sweet daddikins!
350
00:17:22,083 --> 00:17:23,963
Daddy's the monster?
351
00:17:24,044 --> 00:17:25,594
Cool!
352
00:17:25,670 --> 00:17:29,340
OK, if that's Dad,
then who was that back at the castle?
353
00:17:29,424 --> 00:17:31,264
[all] The monster!
354
00:17:32,510 --> 00:17:34,260
[Peg] The monster?
355
00:17:34,346 --> 00:17:37,846
Are you absolutely sure
that's not my Pete-ums?
356
00:17:37,932 --> 00:17:39,312
Oh, yes, mistress.
357
00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:41,902
Not a sliver of doubt in my mind.
358
00:17:42,354 --> 00:17:45,404
Ah, I should've known
it was too good to be true.
359
00:17:45,774 --> 00:17:47,234
He even does windows.
360
00:17:47,317 --> 00:17:49,237
Come on, Mom, we better hurry!
361
00:17:50,945 --> 00:17:52,905
[villagers ramming door]
362
00:17:52,989 --> 00:17:57,079
[panting] It's no use. Door won't budge.
363
00:17:57,160 --> 00:17:59,080
Whew.
364
00:17:59,162 --> 00:18:02,922
There's no other way in.
We've tried everything.
365
00:18:02,999 --> 00:18:05,129
[Woman] Should've tried turning the knob.
366
00:18:05,210 --> 00:18:06,630
It's unlocked.
367
00:18:06,711 --> 00:18:09,131
I knew I forgot something.
368
00:18:11,216 --> 00:18:12,966
[villagers shouting]
369
00:18:14,344 --> 00:18:17,184
Now, fellas, fellas, uh,
now can't we talk this over?
370
00:18:17,263 --> 00:18:20,563
Well, how about 5% off
on any car on my lot?
371
00:18:20,642 --> 00:18:23,102
-Get the truck!
-OK, 6%.
372
00:18:23,186 --> 00:18:24,936
Kill the monster!
373
00:18:25,397 --> 00:18:28,647
Stop! You've got the wrong monster!
374
00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:31,985
Whoa, look there! Two monsters!
375
00:18:32,112 --> 00:18:35,122
Hey, this is a red letter day, huh?
376
00:18:35,198 --> 00:18:38,698
[P.J.] Whoa! They look exactly alike.
377
00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:40,445
So which is which?
378
00:18:40,537 --> 00:18:43,787
I'd know my Petey
with both hands tied behind his back.
379
00:18:43,873 --> 00:18:45,383
That can be arranged!
380
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:47,878
This is my pal Petey!
381
00:18:48,336 --> 00:18:51,256
Uh, or is this my pal Petey?
382
00:18:51,339 --> 00:18:54,089
I'm your pal Petey, you knucklehead!
383
00:18:54,175 --> 00:18:56,425
[growling]
384
00:18:58,263 --> 00:18:59,933
Ugh, oh!
385
00:19:00,056 --> 00:19:01,516
Now I'm not sure.
386
00:19:01,599 --> 00:19:03,139
Oh, pity!
387
00:19:03,226 --> 00:19:06,856
How shall we ever know
which is the real monster?
388
00:19:07,188 --> 00:19:08,688
I got an idea!
389
00:19:13,737 --> 00:19:15,407
Petey number one,
390
00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:18,738
in the movie Revenge of the Swampbeast,
391
00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:21,995
what color was the
Swampbeast's motorcycle?
392
00:19:22,746 --> 00:19:24,576
Oh, oh! That's my favorite movie!
393
00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:27,084
Uh, it's, it's on the tip of my tongue.
It was--
394
00:19:27,167 --> 00:19:28,377
[timer buzzing]
395
00:19:28,460 --> 00:19:30,460
Too late. It was a trick question anyway.
396
00:19:30,545 --> 00:19:32,335
I never even saw that movie.
397
00:19:32,422 --> 00:19:35,382
Looks like we found our Petey impostor.
398
00:19:35,467 --> 00:19:37,547
I'll warm up the trucks!
399
00:19:37,635 --> 00:19:39,635
No, ask another question.
400
00:19:39,721 --> 00:19:40,931
Best two out of three?
401
00:19:41,014 --> 00:19:43,734
Petey number two, what do you say
402
00:19:43,808 --> 00:19:45,438
after you've eaten a big meal?
403
00:19:47,354 --> 00:19:48,614
[growling]
404
00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:50,688
-[villagers cheering]
-That's my Petey, all right.
405
00:19:50,774 --> 00:19:53,194
Daddy, Daddy, Daddy! I knew it was you!
406
00:19:53,276 --> 00:19:54,776
[villagers shouting]
407
00:19:54,861 --> 00:19:57,071
Best three out of five?
408
00:19:57,155 --> 00:19:59,315
Now hold it. Hold it!
409
00:19:59,657 --> 00:20:01,827
This is my Pete.
410
00:20:01,910 --> 00:20:04,700
Aw, you recognize me, bunny lips.
411
00:20:04,829 --> 00:20:07,169
What gave it way? My boyish grin?
412
00:20:07,248 --> 00:20:09,248
My dazzling baby blues?
413
00:20:09,334 --> 00:20:11,294
Uh, well, actually,
it was the extension cord
414
00:20:11,378 --> 00:20:12,708
running out of his back.
415
00:20:13,129 --> 00:20:15,049
[villagers muttering angrily]
416
00:20:15,131 --> 00:20:17,881
No! You mustn't hurt the monster.
417
00:20:17,967 --> 00:20:20,257
He's a gentle soul.
418
00:20:20,387 --> 00:20:22,307
[purring]
419
00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:27,227
He was really, really nice to us.
420
00:20:27,310 --> 00:20:28,770
-Yeah!
-That's right!
421
00:20:28,853 --> 00:20:31,403
And real helpful around the castle, too!
422
00:20:31,815 --> 00:20:34,975
Name one thing
the monster's ever done to you?
423
00:20:35,068 --> 00:20:36,698
[Peg] Or any of you?
424
00:20:36,778 --> 00:20:39,858
-Well, you know...
-[villagers mumbling]
425
00:20:39,948 --> 00:20:41,618
Just as I thought.
426
00:20:41,700 --> 00:20:44,080
You villagers
should be ashamed of yourselves.
427
00:20:44,536 --> 00:20:45,496
She's right.
428
00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:47,158
We've been bad.
429
00:20:47,247 --> 00:20:49,077
I'm so ashamed.
430
00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:52,209
Then the monster's spared?
431
00:20:52,293 --> 00:20:54,463
You hear that, monster?
432
00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:57,970
[friendly growling]
433
00:20:58,049 --> 00:21:01,549
Whew! We almost took home
the wrong Petey, Peg.
434
00:21:01,636 --> 00:21:03,386
Ah, yes, that would've been awful.
435
00:21:03,513 --> 00:21:05,603
[sigh] Although the monster
did do a nice job
436
00:21:05,682 --> 00:21:07,022
on those windows.
437
00:21:07,684 --> 00:21:10,154
I'll never forget the look in Igor's eye
438
00:21:10,228 --> 00:21:11,938
when you gave him the castle, Dad.
439
00:21:12,022 --> 00:21:15,152
Ah-hyuck! He said
it was the best present he ever got,
440
00:21:15,233 --> 00:21:18,073
next to his collection of bat lips.
Ah-hyuck!
441
00:21:18,153 --> 00:21:20,703
Yeah, but one thing I don't get, Mom.
442
00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:23,320
How come dad didn't make a big deal
443
00:21:23,408 --> 00:21:25,078
out of losing his half of the castle?
444
00:21:25,160 --> 00:21:27,620
Oh. I don't know.
445
00:21:27,954 --> 00:21:32,044
I think he was just...
Happy to get home. [laughs]
446
00:21:32,542 --> 00:21:34,752
How's it going, Pete-ums?
447
00:21:35,879 --> 00:21:37,919
[growling cheerfully]
448
00:21:44,137 --> 00:21:47,177
But I tell you, I'm the real Pete.
449
00:21:47,265 --> 00:21:50,685
Oh, silly monster.
Oh, such a kidder! What patter!
450
00:21:50,769 --> 00:21:55,359
Now back to work.
We've got a whole castle to clean!
451
00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:57,690
[groaning]
452
00:22:01,029 --> 00:22:03,199
[Igor] And after you stop growling so,
453
00:22:03,323 --> 00:22:04,663
you've got to finish dusting.
454
00:22:04,741 --> 00:22:05,991
You've got to vacuum the moat,
455
00:22:06,076 --> 00:22:07,446
rotate the bats in the belfry,
456
00:22:07,535 --> 00:22:08,825
then delouse the cats,
457
00:22:08,912 --> 00:22:10,212
not to mention change the antifreeze
458
00:22:10,288 --> 00:22:11,618
in all the corpses.
459
00:22:11,706 --> 00:22:13,206
And also you've got to...
460
00:22:17,128 --> 00:22:18,298
♪ Gimme a beat ♪
461
00:22:18,380 --> 00:22:19,960
[theme music playing]
462
00:22:45,448 --> 00:22:46,618
Yeah!
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