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Ah-hyuck.
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♪ H-h-h-hit it ♪
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♪ Like father, like son ♪
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-♪ You're always number one ♪
-Yes!
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-♪ There's buddies There's pals ♪
-Yeah
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♪ You always seem to work things out ♪
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♪ Can't you see you're two of a kind ♪
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♪ Lookin' for a real good time ♪
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Whoa!
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-♪ A real good time ♪
-Aah!
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♪ Report to the Goof Troop ♪
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♪ And we'll always stick together ♪
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♪ Always stick together ♪
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♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪
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♪ The best of friends forever ♪
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♪ Side by side wherever we go ♪
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♪ We're always ready to roll ♪
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♪ Now gimme a beat ♪
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♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪
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♪ And we always stick together ♪
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-Gawrsh.
-♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪
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♪ The best of friends forever ♪
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♪ Now we're calling everyone ♪
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♪ Come along and join the fun ♪
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♪ Report to the Goof Troop ♪
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♪ Baa ba doo da bop baa ba doo bop ♪
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Yeah!
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[Max] This is the city-- Spoonerville.
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This is the school, and this is me.
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My name's Max. I carry a badge.
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O.K., O.K. I didn't always have a badge.
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That day, all I had was three quarters
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and a serious problem named Tooth.
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Big for his age?
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This guy would've been
big for the Stone Age.
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His motto-- pay up or get beat up.
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Lunch money, allowance.
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He wasn't picky. Just so it was cash.
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But that day I had a plan.
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All I needed was my best friend P.J.
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and his kid sister. Her name was Pistol.
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Oh, boy, you guys, I can't hardly wait!
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This is gonna be
so much fun! I can't wait!
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Aw, this plan's stupid.
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That's O.K. So's he.
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[growls]
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So the doctor says "drink lots and lots
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and quarts and gallons of milk,
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and it'll help you grow."
but who would have guessed?
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Pistol, sit still.
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Hey, lardo,
where's your pal, the little goofball?
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Huh?
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[gulp] You mean the goofball
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whose money you always steal? Uh...
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Haven't seen him. Later.
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Yeah. Yeah, later, Tooth.
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So long, sucker. Oof!
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You can't do this
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every time that bully comes after you.
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Tell me about it.
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My dad ought to give him my allowance,
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cut out the middleman.
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Nah, that would take
all the fun out of it.
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This jerk needed to be taught a lesson.
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Nobody messes with a Goof...
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Except maybe Tooth,
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The-the kind of kid
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who started shaving in the first grade.
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O.K. I admit it. I needed...
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Help!
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Hang on. I'll get the safety.
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Melvin! Help!
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The Safety-- The Swift Sword of Justice,
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The long Arm of the law.
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[tweet]
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[growls]
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The only kid around more scared than me.
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I kissed my cash goodbye
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and said hello to the concrete.
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Another shakedown,
and nobody could stop it.
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Nobody except my partner P.J.--
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Pete Junior if you're nasty.
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You'd better give
my friend his m-money back,
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or I swear I'll-- I'll...
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Ooh, lardo, I'm real scared.
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You dropped one.
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It was the match-up of the century--
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Rump vs. Chump.
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Uh, Tooth?
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Aah!
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Who cares if it was an accident?
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It was still awesome.
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Way to go, Peej!
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Huh? Tooth must have
changed his mind, Max.
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-Here's your money.
-Don't you get what you did?
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P.J. beat the bully!
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♪ P.J. beat the bully,
P.J. beat the bully ♪
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I what?
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My big brother is a bully-bumper!
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Cheer him or fear him, folks!
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Cut it out, Pistol!
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I didn't beat up anybody!
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Beg to differ, pal.
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But I didn't mean to do it, man.
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Oh, I-I just want to go on record
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as being more than willing
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to both cheer and fear you, uh, sir--
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P.J., sir, sir.
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Ah Melvin, get a grip.
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Right, dude. Hands off the hero.
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Maybe it was the word "hero,"
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or maybe it was how Peej
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struck a blow for the little guy.
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But suddenly all I could think about
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was the battle for justice.
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And we were the heroes for the job.
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But first I had to convince
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the chief safety to let us join.
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He was a know-it-all
named Douglas Twinkmeyer.
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In gym class, they called him Twinkie,
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but here he called the shots.
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Yeah. Like there's really
a crime wave, right?
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Look, Chief! This racket is too organized!
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We all know that tooth is a total spud.
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I got a hunch somebody's
behind the scenes.
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A Mr., uh, a Mr...
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Mr. Big.
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Oh, hey, I just noticed--
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Don't need any more safeties.
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Oh, well, too bad. Maybe next year. Ciao.
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It's O.K., Max. I told you
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I only beat that bully by accident.
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I mean I probably couldn't
do that again to save--
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Unless we were official safeties.
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Tsk tsk. You know,
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I'm not so sure you two
are safety material.
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The force is made up of
spoonerville school's finest.
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The few, the proud, the--
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[Melvin] Hi, chief.
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Hmm. One look at that lineup of macho men
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told me they were no match for any bully.
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Hey, they were afraid of--
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Oh, the kid with the deadly rump.
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Deadly?
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Chill out, Melvin.
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Oh, yes, indeed, please do chill.
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These wannabes were just leaving.
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So the chief didn't think
we had what it takes.
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Time for a demolition demo.
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Peej, shoe's untied!
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Aah!
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Chief, wouldn't it be better
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to have him with us rather than again' us?
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O.K. O.K. Meeting adjourned.
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Report to Maple and Main
for your first assignment.
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Ohh!
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You won't regret this, Chief.
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Maple and Main-- our first assignment,
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and we were ready.
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O.K., kids, listen up.
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We stop, look both ways,
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then we cross single file.
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Aw, what a great assignment, Max.
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Did the chief realize
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he had stuck his two
best men in Dullsville?
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Oh, sure. P.J. said that he enjoyed this,
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but he meant that
crime fighting was in his blood.
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I just had to remind him.
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You want to hang out here, Peej? O.K.
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But think about the kid who can't buy milk
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'cause a bully stole his lunch money.
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You want to just hide here?
I don't blame ya.
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I guess that kid would hide, too,
if he could.
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Who's hiding? I'm ready!
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[sobbing] Ready as I'll ever be, anyway.
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So P.J. and I went down
to the local Pizza Palace
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to check out a few leads.
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[P.J.] Well, everything looks
under control here.
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-Let's call it a day.
-Not so fast, Peej.
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I smell a shakedown. Bingo!
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[grunts] Hey, poindexter,
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got a little business proposition for ya.
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Oh, I know. I know, Tooth.
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If I pay ya, ya won't beat me up?
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No, nothing like that.
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If you pay me, he won't beat you up.
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Meet my new pal Nails.
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Nice to meet you.
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They're not gonna get away with this!
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Right, Peej? Peej?
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Uh, well, I assumed my partner
was acting as a lookout
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to survey the battlefield
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and assess the enemy's weaknesses.
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Make a wish.
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Peej. Peej!
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[snap]
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Whoa!
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It's that lardo kid again!
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Whoa!
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He can't be human.
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That's why they call him the bumpinator.
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Aah!
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Whoa!
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[crash]
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I'm your worst nightmare--
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A Goof with a badge.
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That's it, Max! No more.
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I'm not cut out for this.
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Thanks for saving me, bumpinator.
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Have a pepperoni plus on me.
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Wow. Don't mind if I do!
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P.J. already had a taste for pepperoni.
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Now he was developing
a taste for crime fighting.
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[cheering]
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We were heroes. Correction, superheroes.
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O.K., O.K. We were legends.
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We were...
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Bumpinators! Bumpinators!
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Bumpinators! Bumpinators! Bumpinators!
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Y-You tell him.
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No way. You tell him.
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[Mr. Big] Tooth, Nails, boys.
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Listen, just leave the quarters
from the Arcade Job
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and boom, get outta here.
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Uh, had a little problem.
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What kind of... problem?
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[panting] It's those new safeties.
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Yeah. The B-b-b-b...
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-Bumpinators.
-Bumpinators?
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You two are the biggest,
toughest bullies in this school.
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You can't handle a couple
of rookie safeties?
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So Max and P.J. want
to turn up the heat, huh?
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Good. The time has come to play hardball.
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I want shakedowns every day all over town.
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And if the bumpinators get in our way,
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eliminate 'em.
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3:41 p.m.--
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P.J. and I were working the day watch
out of the after-school division.
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Uh, mobile after-school division.
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You see, I tricked out my old bike
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so my partner could rode shotgun.
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They told us that we couldn't
be everywhere at once.
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They were wrong.
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P.J. and I were patrolling,
keeping the peace.
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We came across a local donut shop.
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Hey, heroes got to eat, too.
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P.J. couldn't make up his mind
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between the powdered or the glazed donut.
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Just then, we heard a disturbance.
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[chatter]
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[burp]
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Cough it up, swivel neck.
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Drop him, Nails!
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Max! Tooth and Nails have wheels!
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I don't care if they have wings.
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Preying on a fellow champion of justice--
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No, sir! Not on my beat.
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[laughs] We call this the speed bump.
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Look out! Look out! The cart! Aah!
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Follow that cart!
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Aah! Aah!
262
00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:50,921
Seems they hadn't counted
on our nerves of steel
263
00:11:51,503 --> 00:11:53,093
or a bum wheel.
264
00:11:53,963 --> 00:11:57,013
Tooth got lucky, but Nails was ours--
265
00:11:57,092 --> 00:11:59,092
Right where he belonged.
266
00:12:00,595 --> 00:12:02,465
O.K., Nails, let's start with
267
00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:04,265
the easy questions.
268
00:12:04,599 --> 00:12:05,889
Lights, Peej.
269
00:12:06,935 --> 00:12:09,395
We borrowed a spotlight
from the boys in A.V.
270
00:12:09,646 --> 00:12:11,556
I had him right where I wanted him.
271
00:12:11,648 --> 00:12:15,108
Finally, I hit him with the big question.
272
00:12:15,193 --> 00:12:17,243
Who's Mr. Big?
273
00:12:17,320 --> 00:12:18,740
Wha-- wha--
274
00:12:18,822 --> 00:12:21,162
O.K., O.K.!
275
00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:22,371
I'll tell ya!
276
00:12:22,492 --> 00:12:24,412
Just please ask him to sit down!
277
00:12:27,163 --> 00:12:28,503
Mr. Big is--
278
00:12:32,043 --> 00:12:33,553
Talk about leads, P.J...
279
00:12:33,628 --> 00:12:35,508
The weapon! Even better,
280
00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:38,428
the gumslinger had a mondo gob
stuck to his shoe!
281
00:12:41,177 --> 00:12:42,257
What are you doing?
282
00:12:42,345 --> 00:12:45,715
Chief, we were this close
to nabbing Mr. Big!
283
00:12:45,807 --> 00:12:47,727
You're working too hard, safety.
284
00:12:48,184 --> 00:12:50,404
Take a few days' R & R.
285
00:12:50,478 --> 00:12:52,308
There's no time for reading and writing.
286
00:12:52,397 --> 00:12:55,067
We caught one of his goons!
Come on! He'll tell you!
287
00:12:55,150 --> 00:12:56,230
[P.J.] gone!
288
00:12:56,317 --> 00:12:57,737
We had Nails,
289
00:12:57,819 --> 00:12:59,569
and he was ready to spill his guts!
290
00:12:59,654 --> 00:13:01,074
Honest, Chief!
291
00:13:01,156 --> 00:13:03,116
The Chief knew we were on to something,
292
00:13:03,199 --> 00:13:04,989
and he was behind us all the way.
293
00:13:05,076 --> 00:13:06,996
Go home. Take a nap.
294
00:13:10,415 --> 00:13:13,205
As for Nails, I'd bet my allowance
295
00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:16,713
that Mr. Big had something
to do with springing him.
296
00:13:17,380 --> 00:13:20,630
Y-you wanted to see me, sir?
297
00:13:20,717 --> 00:13:22,887
I'm very disappointed
298
00:13:22,969 --> 00:13:25,719
that I had to get personally involved.
299
00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:29,475
Sir, you see, I-I can explain
about the store.
300
00:13:29,559 --> 00:13:31,479
It's those bumpinators!
301
00:13:31,895 --> 00:13:35,565
No self-repulsin' bully can have any fun!
302
00:13:36,232 --> 00:13:38,192
No matter. I have a way
303
00:13:38,276 --> 00:13:40,816
we can avoid making the same mistakes.
304
00:13:41,446 --> 00:13:44,236
You see, I possess all the quarters I need
305
00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:46,794
to begin phase two of my plan.
306
00:13:46,868 --> 00:13:48,328
Best of all,
307
00:13:48,411 --> 00:13:51,461
those meddling fools
can't do a thing about it!
308
00:13:51,539 --> 00:13:54,709
It'll all be perfectly legal.
309
00:13:54,793 --> 00:13:56,633
I will own this town!
310
00:13:59,756 --> 00:14:01,256
Here's all of the shakedowns.
311
00:14:01,383 --> 00:14:03,263
I just know we're missing something.
312
00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:04,553
-A pattern?
-Yeah.
313
00:14:04,636 --> 00:14:08,676
Listen. Why don't you two take five
and let me have a crack?
314
00:14:08,765 --> 00:14:10,555
It was great to see the Chief
315
00:14:10,642 --> 00:14:13,312
taking a personal interest
in our investigation.
316
00:14:13,395 --> 00:14:15,355
He found a pattern, all right--
317
00:14:15,438 --> 00:14:17,148
Southside Spoonerville,
318
00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:20,070
The corner of Bleak Street
and Nowhere Avenue.
319
00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:21,990
[munching]
320
00:14:24,155 --> 00:14:26,485
I said stakeout, not "pigout."
321
00:14:26,574 --> 00:14:30,624
You said to prepare
for a long night. [chomping]
322
00:14:30,745 --> 00:14:33,035
P.J. ate and ate, until finally...
323
00:14:33,123 --> 00:14:34,293
[snoring]
324
00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:35,504
Hey, hey!
325
00:14:35,583 --> 00:14:37,883
That was my last piece, man!
326
00:14:37,961 --> 00:14:39,961
Shh! Look. They got Melvin!
327
00:14:40,463 --> 00:14:41,383
Wow!
328
00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:43,875
Melvin's Mr. Big?
329
00:14:43,967 --> 00:14:46,717
No! It's a shakedown.
330
00:14:46,803 --> 00:14:47,893
All right!
331
00:14:47,971 --> 00:14:50,971
I got this new aerial maneuver
I've been working on.
332
00:14:52,183 --> 00:14:55,063
Maybe you ought to cut down
on the chocolate milk.
333
00:14:55,145 --> 00:14:57,395
Viva bumpinators!
334
00:14:57,480 --> 00:14:59,230
It was a perfect bust.
335
00:14:59,983 --> 00:15:01,403
Too bad there was no crime.
336
00:15:01,484 --> 00:15:03,244
Freeze! Where's Melvin?
337
00:15:03,319 --> 00:15:07,739
-Ugh! What... are... you... doing?
-Saving you.
338
00:15:07,824 --> 00:15:10,294
It wasn't a shakedown!
339
00:15:10,368 --> 00:15:13,458
I was just sellin' them my Lefty McGuffin.
340
00:15:13,538 --> 00:15:14,998
A baseball card?
341
00:15:15,081 --> 00:15:18,961
Huh. Yep. All nice and legal like.
342
00:15:19,502 --> 00:15:21,052
Lefty was a south paw pitcher
343
00:15:21,129 --> 00:15:22,759
for the Spoonerville Sparrows.
344
00:15:22,839 --> 00:15:25,009
Hardly all-star material, though.
345
00:15:25,091 --> 00:15:27,181
Heck, everybody had a Lefty.
346
00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:29,100
The card wasn't worth a dime.
347
00:15:29,179 --> 00:15:30,969
We paid him a quarter for it.
348
00:15:31,056 --> 00:15:33,476
[laughs] Hey-- hey, fellas.
349
00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:35,810
What do you say we just
forget about this whole thing?
350
00:15:35,894 --> 00:15:37,984
The front page of the
school paper said it all--
351
00:15:39,981 --> 00:15:41,731
"Renegade Safeties."
352
00:15:41,816 --> 00:15:43,606
Y-you wanted to see us, Chief?
353
00:15:43,693 --> 00:15:45,363
Read the news lately?
354
00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:47,315
What? You believe that rag?
355
00:15:47,405 --> 00:15:49,985
-I'm the editor!
-Oh.
356
00:15:50,075 --> 00:15:52,485
You two are a disgrace to this force!
357
00:15:52,577 --> 00:15:54,657
You don't deserve to wear these badges!
358
00:15:54,746 --> 00:15:57,326
No, no! You're not gonna--
359
00:15:57,415 --> 00:15:59,955
He did. Seemed to enjoy it, too.
360
00:16:00,043 --> 00:16:02,843
Oh, yes! Yes! Ha ha ha ha!
361
00:16:02,921 --> 00:16:05,221
Yesterday we were heroes.
362
00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:09,838
Today we're just a couple
of no-badge nobodies.
363
00:16:15,392 --> 00:16:18,402
I thought a little free pizza
might clear our minds.
364
00:16:18,853 --> 00:16:21,313
Surely we'd still be heroes
at the old haunt.
365
00:16:22,065 --> 00:16:23,645
Ow! That hurts.
366
00:16:23,733 --> 00:16:25,823
With the bumpinators badgeless,
367
00:16:25,902 --> 00:16:27,322
the bullies were free
368
00:16:27,404 --> 00:16:29,204
to resume their reign of terror.
369
00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:32,780
This line is for five Leftys or less only.
370
00:16:32,867 --> 00:16:36,447
Don't shove! We've got plenty
of quarters for everyone.
371
00:16:37,580 --> 00:16:39,210
All right, all right. They were treated
372
00:16:39,290 --> 00:16:40,830
like they were doing a public service
373
00:16:40,917 --> 00:16:42,707
buying up all those Lefty cards.
374
00:16:43,128 --> 00:16:44,458
P.J.!
375
00:16:45,255 --> 00:16:47,165
The reaction was always the same.
376
00:16:48,049 --> 00:16:50,889
Heck, Max, everybody's got a Lefty.
377
00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:55,020
This stunk like last week's lunch
in the back of your locker.
378
00:16:55,098 --> 00:16:57,098
Nobody would look at us.
Nobody would talk to us.
379
00:16:57,183 --> 00:17:00,103
Nobody would... Buy us pizza. [sighs]
380
00:17:01,021 --> 00:17:02,771
It just doesn't add up.
381
00:17:03,231 --> 00:17:05,111
Yeah. You think we would've gotten
382
00:17:05,191 --> 00:17:07,691
one more freebie for old times' sake, huh?
383
00:17:07,777 --> 00:17:11,867
No! I mean, why would the bullies
swipe all those quarters
384
00:17:11,948 --> 00:17:14,778
just to buy the world's most
worthless baseball card?
385
00:17:14,868 --> 00:17:17,198
P.J.'s a star! P.J.'s a star!
Look! Check it out!
386
00:17:17,287 --> 00:17:18,287
Look at this!
387
00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:19,911
Can't you see we're moping?
388
00:17:19,998 --> 00:17:22,378
But lookie, lookie!
Douglas got your good side.
389
00:17:23,126 --> 00:17:24,456
Douglas?
390
00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:27,804
Douglas Twinkmeyer, the school newspaper's
editor-in-chief
391
00:17:27,881 --> 00:17:31,341
and reporter, copy boy,
392
00:17:31,509 --> 00:17:34,139
astrologer, photographer!
393
00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:36,430
"Picture by D. Twinkmeyer."
394
00:17:36,514 --> 00:17:38,684
Douglas took that picture?
395
00:17:38,892 --> 00:17:40,602
W-What was he doing in that alley?
396
00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:44,314
Yeah! What was he doing in that alley?
397
00:17:44,814 --> 00:17:47,654
Unless it was a set-up!
398
00:17:49,611 --> 00:17:53,111
It hit me with the force of
a Monday morning pop quiz--
399
00:17:53,990 --> 00:17:56,740
Twinkmeyer's odd reluctance
400
00:17:56,826 --> 00:17:58,616
to accept us as the ultimate
401
00:17:58,703 --> 00:18:00,333
crime-fighting force...
402
00:18:01,456 --> 00:18:02,916
The bubble gum trail
403
00:18:02,999 --> 00:18:06,169
that led to the coincidental encounter
at his locker...
404
00:18:07,295 --> 00:18:08,505
His so-called "help"
405
00:18:09,005 --> 00:18:11,505
in choosing the location for our stakeout.
406
00:18:12,842 --> 00:18:15,052
Douglas Twinkmeyer is Mr. Big!
407
00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:18,062
Oh, yeah, right.
408
00:18:18,139 --> 00:18:20,889
I mean, he's the most respected kid
in school!
409
00:18:20,975 --> 00:18:23,725
You can't accuse the Chief
of the Safety Force!
410
00:18:24,396 --> 00:18:26,436
I'm not a safety anymore, Peej.
411
00:18:27,357 --> 00:18:29,607
Now it's... personal.
412
00:18:32,237 --> 00:18:33,487
[rattling doorknob]
413
00:18:33,822 --> 00:18:36,452
Oh, you best be right about this, Max.
414
00:18:39,828 --> 00:18:41,038
Aha!
415
00:18:41,371 --> 00:18:43,501
You are Mr. Big!
416
00:18:44,666 --> 00:18:45,666
Touche.
417
00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:47,340
Too bad no one will believe you.
418
00:18:47,419 --> 00:18:50,759
I am the most respected kid
In school, after all.
419
00:18:51,256 --> 00:18:52,756
Lunch money was bad enough,
420
00:18:52,841 --> 00:18:55,761
but messing with baseball cards--
This is low.
421
00:18:56,344 --> 00:18:57,264
Look familiar?
422
00:18:57,345 --> 00:18:58,965
A Lefty McGuffin.
423
00:18:59,055 --> 00:19:01,055
So? Everybody's got one.
424
00:19:01,141 --> 00:19:03,231
Oh, really? Where's yours?
425
00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:05,560
I-I sold it... to him.
426
00:19:06,312 --> 00:19:07,152
Oh.
427
00:19:07,230 --> 00:19:11,400
Aw, don't you get it, Peej?
He's cornered the market!
428
00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:13,954
Hey, so quick for a Goof.
429
00:19:14,195 --> 00:19:15,315
Pity you're too late.
430
00:19:15,405 --> 00:19:16,815
What's that supposed to mean?
431
00:19:16,906 --> 00:19:18,526
That you're not on time.
432
00:19:18,950 --> 00:19:20,490
I take back what i said about "quick."
433
00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:24,084
So you got a ton of Lefty cards.
434
00:19:24,164 --> 00:19:25,754
Try one...
435
00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:28,212
One very valuable rarity.
436
00:19:28,626 --> 00:19:29,666
You wouldn't!
437
00:19:29,753 --> 00:19:30,633
Perhaps not...
438
00:19:31,212 --> 00:19:33,052
But my mother would.
439
00:19:33,381 --> 00:19:35,381
Let me paint you a little picture.
440
00:19:36,468 --> 00:19:38,548
The laundroplex...Mom...
441
00:19:38,636 --> 00:19:40,346
The leftys...
442
00:19:40,597 --> 00:19:45,307
And a heavy-duty large-capacity
washing machine.
443
00:19:45,393 --> 00:19:47,103
Heh heh heh heh.
444
00:19:47,187 --> 00:19:48,357
At any moment,
445
00:19:48,438 --> 00:19:51,778
the cards will be washed, rinsed,
446
00:19:51,941 --> 00:19:57,201
and agitated into oblivion! Ha ha ha!
447
00:19:57,280 --> 00:20:01,660
His plot sickened me
worse than liveroni day in the school caf.
448
00:20:05,413 --> 00:20:06,623
Stop them!
449
00:20:13,421 --> 00:20:14,921
Mrs. Twinkmeyer?
450
00:20:15,590 --> 00:20:17,380
The Leftys! The Leftys!
451
00:20:20,428 --> 00:20:22,758
Ha ha ha ha ha.
452
00:20:22,847 --> 00:20:25,097
Try the back door next time.
453
00:20:25,433 --> 00:20:27,193
[Max] you disgust me, Twinkie.
454
00:20:27,602 --> 00:20:30,862
Ah! That's a cheap shot, mister!
455
00:20:30,939 --> 00:20:33,149
What kind of spineless wimp
456
00:20:33,233 --> 00:20:35,903
hides behind somebody else's brawn?
457
00:20:35,985 --> 00:20:36,985
Get 'em, Peej.
458
00:20:39,072 --> 00:20:41,412
Ball Bannanars away!
459
00:20:41,491 --> 00:20:43,411
[crash]
460
00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:50,040
[Max] Yep.
461
00:20:50,125 --> 00:20:51,625
Don't worry, Twinkie--
462
00:20:51,710 --> 00:20:53,380
They'll be ready by Monday.
463
00:20:53,461 --> 00:20:54,461
Take 'em, Peej.
464
00:20:55,171 --> 00:20:56,881
Slight problem here.
465
00:20:57,382 --> 00:20:58,552
I'm stuck!
466
00:20:58,633 --> 00:21:01,803
Lose something... Like your nerve?
467
00:21:01,886 --> 00:21:03,926
But without P.J., how could I--
468
00:21:04,014 --> 00:21:07,394
That's when I realized we were a team
469
00:21:07,475 --> 00:21:09,265
and now it was my turn.
470
00:21:10,687 --> 00:21:12,557
Douglas, your mother's calling you!
471
00:21:12,814 --> 00:21:13,734
Mommy?
472
00:21:16,234 --> 00:21:17,324
Ha!
473
00:21:17,402 --> 00:21:19,492
My Leftys! Nooooo!
474
00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:24,662
Yes! They're mine!
475
00:21:25,535 --> 00:21:27,445
This is not fair!
476
00:21:27,537 --> 00:21:28,617
[glub]
477
00:21:28,705 --> 00:21:29,995
When the suds cleared...
478
00:21:30,665 --> 00:21:33,955
The baseball cards were A-O.K.
479
00:21:34,669 --> 00:21:36,089
[kids cheering]
480
00:21:36,671 --> 00:21:38,971
Peej and I were heroes again
481
00:21:39,049 --> 00:21:40,759
and back on the force.
482
00:21:40,842 --> 00:21:42,592
Tooth and Nails were sentenced
483
00:21:42,677 --> 00:21:45,177
to two weeks of hard time
in detention hall,
484
00:21:45,430 --> 00:21:47,180
clapping erasers.
485
00:21:48,058 --> 00:21:51,388
[both] [coughing]
486
00:21:53,313 --> 00:21:56,153
Douglas Twinkmeyer
paid the ultimate price--
487
00:21:56,733 --> 00:21:58,943
Detention? Suspension?
488
00:21:59,319 --> 00:22:01,489
No. He was reassigned
489
00:22:01,571 --> 00:22:03,991
to the most dangerous turf of all--
490
00:22:04,074 --> 00:22:06,704
Pistol's pre-school.
491
00:22:06,785 --> 00:22:08,195
Oh, wow, far out!
492
00:22:08,286 --> 00:22:09,536
What's shakin', Twinkie?
493
00:22:10,121 --> 00:22:12,081
[mumbling]
494
00:22:16,419 --> 00:22:17,959
♪ Gimme a beat ♪
495
00:22:18,046 --> 00:22:19,796
[theme music playing]
496
00:22:44,614 --> 00:22:45,454
Yeah!
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