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Ah-hyuck!
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♪ H-h-h-hit it ♪
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♪ Like father, like son ♪
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♪ You're always number one ♪
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[both] Yes!
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♪ There's buddies
There's pals ♪
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Yeah!
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♪ You always seem to work things out ♪
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♪ Can't you see you're two of a kind ♪
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♪ Lookin' for a real good time ♪
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Whoa!
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♪ A real good time ♪
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Aah!
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♪ Report to the Goof Troop ♪
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♪ And we'll always stick together ♪
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♪ Always stick together ♪
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♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪
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♪ The best of friends forever ♪
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♪ Side by side wherever we go ♪
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♪ We're always ready to roll ♪
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♪ Now gimme a beat ♪
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♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪
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♪ And we always stick together ♪
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Gawrsh!
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♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪
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♪ The best of friends forever ♪
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♪ Now we're calling everyone ♪
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♪ Come along and join the fun ♪
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♪ Report to the Goof Troop ♪
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♪ Baa ba doo da bop baa ba doo bop ♪
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Yeah!
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[snoring]
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[Pete] Gangway!
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[alarm sounds]
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Whoo ha!
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[whimpering]
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[meows]
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[snickers]
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[meows]
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[laughing]
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[snickers]
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Whoo!
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[chittering]
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Uh-oh.
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Aah!
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Aah!
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[coughs]
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[yowling]
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[crash]
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[Pete] Will you get off of me?
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[shouting]
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Whoa, nellie!
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Ah...
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Ah-choo!
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I hate flowers.
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[humming]
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Perfect! Ah-hyuck!
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Hmmph!
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Rrrr.
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Ohh!
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Dang defective equipment.
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Now don't go away.
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I'll be back in a jiffy. Ah-hyuck!
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Oh, wow!
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Perfect.
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Here ya go, little feller.
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Your new home.
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-[rumbling]
-Huh?
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Spring plantin'. Ah-hyuck!
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[panting]
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Uhh!
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W-w-whoa.
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W-w-w-whoa!
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All gardenin' takes is
a little tender lovin' care.
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Ah-hyuck!
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Hmm. Somethin' funny's goin'
on around here.
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[grunts]
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Arrgh! Ooh!
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Whoa!
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Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo!
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Ooh, a wise guy, huh?
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See how he likes takin' a bath.
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[gulps]
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This is the only way
for a real man to relax.
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[belch] Mm.
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I wonder if the Pegster
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will let me keep this puppy
in the bedroom.
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Daddy! Daddy! Daddy!
Daddy! Daddy! Daddy!
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I brought you more of your favoritest
mixed nuts
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that you love so very, very, very much.
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Aw, ain't that sweet?
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Whadaya you want?
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I want you to play with me.
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Oh, sweet tooth, Daddy's pooped.
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Find somebody else to make miserable--
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I mean play with.
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OK! [giggles]
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No, no, no, no. It's no use beggin'.
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You know I love my Pistolkins, but...
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OK?
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Look, Daddy.
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My new friend likes mixed nuts, too!
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[burps]
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[Pete] Get away from that critter, baby!
It's a wild animal!
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And he's not gonna ruin my yard.
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But, Daddy, he's my friend.
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[Pete] Yeah? Well,
in a minute he'll be your ex-friend!
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This oughta fix the little varmint.
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Run, gopher, run!
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Pistol, come back here!
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Whoa! Waa!
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Bbllbb! Bbllbb!
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Bbllbb! Bbllbb!
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Duh-oh!
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Oh, my gawrsh!
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I fixed the wrong little varmint.
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"I fixed the wrong little varmint".
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I oughta just--
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[gasps] Look!
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Daddy! Daddy! Daddy! Daddy!
Daddy! Daddy! Daddy! Daddy!
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Yeow!
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Ow! Ow! Ow!
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My mower!
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My gopher!
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[both] Pistol!
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[Pistol] Help!
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[both panting]
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[Pistol] Hi, Daddy.
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[both] Hello, Pistol.
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Pistol?
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[panting] A-wow!
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Oh, come on, ya big galoot!
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Speak to Mommy.
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Pete-ums, sweetums, talk to me.
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It's me,
your pineapple upside-down cake.
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Can petey have a pony for Christmas? Mmm.
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Gawrsh! We better get him
to the infirmiary--
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the informer-- the hospital!
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I'll drive.
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[horn honks]
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[whinnying like horses]
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[horn honks]
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[burps]
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[burps]
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[nibbling]
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[Doctor] Mrs. Pete?
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Yes, Doctor?
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Your husband's head is fine--
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back to normal anyway.
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It's difficult to dent solid ivory.
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[blowing raspberry]
Don't I know it. Thank you, Doctor.
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No problem.
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We'll shoot a few more
X-rays to make sure,
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and then you may take him home.
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And, you, well,
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soon your papa will be with you again,
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you strange, hairy little boy. Heh heh.
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[laughs]
That's not a strange, hairy little boy.
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That's my gopher.
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Yeah, yeah. Sure.
Of course it's your gopher. Ha ha ha.
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A gopher?
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[honk]
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Get this beast out!
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This is a hospital, not a cartoon!
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Halt! Stop! Desist! Cease!
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But, Mommy, I don't wanna go
to the sweetheart's dance.
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Ooh! Ha! Ooh!
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No fair ticklin'! Ha ha ha ha!
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[Doctor] All right. Just a few pics
of his chest, and we're through.
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Smile!
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[Pete snoring]
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[chittering]
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[Pete] Huh?
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[man 1] Hey, this is horrible.
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-What?
-[man 1] It's disgusting.
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How could the poor guy let it get so bad?
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[man 2] I don't even think rippin' it out
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and startin' over would do any good.
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Oh, my gawrsh.
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[man 1] Uh-uh. Nope. Over now. Forget it.
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There's nothing we can do for him.
[blowing raspberry] It's all over.
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All over?
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Mama.
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[man 1] Yep. Definitely the end
of the line for this puppy.
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Nah, it's impossible.
I ain't listenin' to this. [mumbling]
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Maybe we could fix the problem
if we ripped out a few more sinks.
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Hey, hey, Toby,
now you're cookin' with gas.
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[stammers] What is this messy mess
you're making? What?
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We're repairing a leaky faucet.
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But we didn't have the right washer,
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so we had to improv-- uh...
make it up as we go along.
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Out, out, before I improv--
make up you! Get out!
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Doc, I was wonderin'--
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Whoa! Ow! Uh-oh!
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And what do you want?
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I suppose you want to ruin
my faucets, too, huh?
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I wouldn't think of it, Doc.
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I just want to see
how my pal Pete's doin'.
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Oh, well, that's all right, then.
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We'll-We'll look at his X-rays.
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I can't stand it!
I have to know the truth!
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So how is old Petey boy, Doc?
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Well, I... I don't believe this.
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Is it bad?
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Bad?
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Bad?
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[laughing]
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I'm a medical joke,
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a riddle of mother nature.
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[laughing]
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Serious, huh?
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Are you kidding? Ha ha ha!
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According to this silly X-ray,
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your buddy's either--
ha ha ha-- terminal
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or he's a gopher.
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Gopher? Don't you mean goner, Doc?
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Goner? Gopher?
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Don't interrupt. I'm on a roll here.
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Now... how often do you think
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we find something
to laugh at around here?
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Now where was I?
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Oh, yeah. Yeah. Gopher.
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Listen to this one.
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I don't think your pal will
last past Groundhog Day!
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Ha ha ha ha! You get it?
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No. I think it's Pete that's got it.
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That's a good one!
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Ha ha ha ha!
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How about this one?
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[clears throat]
The old boy will probably croak
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if he sees his own shadow.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
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Gawrsh. Poor Petey.
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Yeah.
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Gawrsh. Poor Petey.
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Come on, let's go try
this out on Peter, huh?
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Never mind, Doc. I heard everything.
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Oh, fudge!
Then you might as well go home.
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There's nothing more
we can do for you here.
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Oh, listen, Doc,
don't tell all this stuff to my family.
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What's the use?
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They probably don't have
any sense of humor, either.
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Can't say much for his bedside manner.
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You know, Goof,
it's not that I'm afraid to die.
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I just don't want to be there
when it happens.
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[sobs]
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Don't worry, Petey.
You always got me.
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[sobbing]
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[Pete] Nipped in the bud.
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That's where life's nipped me--
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right in my bud.
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What's the world gonna do
without sweet, amiable me?
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Beat it, ya mutt!
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Can't you see I'm being profound?
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That dumb dog really
got my gopher beatin' that time.
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Where was I? Oh, yeah.
Sweet and amiable...
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Loved by all for my sunny disposition.
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Lift your feet!
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Yes, ma'am.
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What'll she do without me?
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And P.J. and Pistolkins?
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And that stupid chain saw?
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But I can make a difference
while I'm still here.
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And I will!
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Now enjoy that if you know
what's good for ya!
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Huh?
266
00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:56,323
What are we up to now, Peter?
267
00:12:56,401 --> 00:12:58,781
Aw, let me do this for you, corn nut.
268
00:12:59,696 --> 00:13:01,026
Are you all right, Pete?
269
00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:03,034
Well, of course I'm all right.
270
00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:08,043
Can't a hubby do his lambykins
a favor once in a while? Hmm?
271
00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:10,121
I think he got bumped harder
than I thought.
272
00:13:10,206 --> 00:13:12,126
Let me see now. Ahh!
273
00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:14,880
No wonder women think this is hard work.
274
00:13:14,961 --> 00:13:17,131
They don't have it turned up enough.
275
00:13:17,213 --> 00:13:19,093
Whoa-ohh!
276
00:13:20,550 --> 00:13:23,550
Aah! Help! Stop!
277
00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:25,426
No, no, no! Let go!
278
00:13:25,513 --> 00:13:26,683
[shouting]
279
00:13:27,599 --> 00:13:29,099
Now I gotcha!
280
00:13:38,526 --> 00:13:39,986
[whimpering]
281
00:13:41,488 --> 00:13:45,118
Thank you so much for your help, dear.
282
00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:47,540
You're welcome, pumpkinface.
283
00:13:47,619 --> 00:13:51,119
Now why don't you go help someone else...
[sarcastic laugh]
284
00:13:51,206 --> 00:13:52,286
In Australia?
285
00:13:55,126 --> 00:13:59,666
And-And here's my combo
fish scaler-power sander
286
00:13:59,756 --> 00:14:02,086
and my Russian army jackhammer.
287
00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:04,545
Oh, and my weed chomper,
288
00:14:04,636 --> 00:14:06,346
and radial foot saw,
289
00:14:06,471 --> 00:14:09,181
and here's my portable oil Derrick.
290
00:14:09,265 --> 00:14:11,935
Oh, gawrsh, Pete.
291
00:14:12,018 --> 00:14:13,938
I don't know what to say.
292
00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:15,687
Nothin', neighbour.
293
00:14:15,772 --> 00:14:19,942
All I ask is you love them
like I did-- do-- have.
294
00:14:20,026 --> 00:14:22,856
I'll love 'em like they was family.
295
00:14:22,946 --> 00:14:24,106
Whoa!
296
00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:26,067
Aah-hoo-hoo!
297
00:14:26,157 --> 00:14:28,197
Aah! Yow!
298
00:14:28,284 --> 00:14:32,164
If I wasn't gonna die, he would be.
299
00:14:33,707 --> 00:14:36,127
Uh... Here ya go, P.J.
300
00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:37,959
I thought you might need these, son--
301
00:14:38,044 --> 00:14:40,014
power ties.
302
00:14:40,088 --> 00:14:43,428
You're gonna need these
if you wanna grow up like your old dad.
303
00:14:44,509 --> 00:14:46,589
With this one, you can sell anything.
304
00:14:46,678 --> 00:14:48,928
And this-this makes you a better driver.
305
00:14:49,055 --> 00:14:51,725
And this is for old girlfriends.
306
00:14:51,808 --> 00:14:55,308
This baby will get you
lots of new girlfriends. Ha ha.
307
00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:56,435
Well? What do you think?
308
00:14:56,563 --> 00:15:01,233
Uh, gosh, sir, why don't you keep 'em
and maybe I'll borrow 'em later?
309
00:15:01,317 --> 00:15:03,067
Later.
310
00:15:03,153 --> 00:15:04,573
Oh. No, no, son.
311
00:15:04,654 --> 00:15:06,204
It's better you should have them now,
312
00:15:06,281 --> 00:15:07,241
well, for good luck.
313
00:15:07,323 --> 00:15:10,083
They're really... something, Mr. P.
314
00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:12,450
Here, you little Goofette.
315
00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:14,409
Now don't spend it all in one place.
316
00:15:16,958 --> 00:15:18,878
[both] Wow!
317
00:15:19,002 --> 00:15:21,342
Man, wonder what's wrong with him.
318
00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:25,179
[Pete] Pistol! Oh, pistolface.
319
00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:27,885
There you are, sweet corn.
320
00:15:29,804 --> 00:15:30,814
But...
321
00:15:30,889 --> 00:15:33,729
This is the troublemaker
that wrecked my life--
322
00:15:33,808 --> 00:15:35,098
I mean mower.
323
00:15:35,185 --> 00:15:36,135
Why, I'm gonna--
324
00:15:36,227 --> 00:15:37,597
Daddy, don't!
325
00:15:37,687 --> 00:15:39,727
Give me one good reason why not.
326
00:15:39,814 --> 00:15:41,444
Because he's my friend.
327
00:15:42,067 --> 00:15:44,527
He plays with me when you're not around.
328
00:15:44,652 --> 00:15:47,242
When I'm not... Around?
329
00:15:47,364 --> 00:15:49,074
You know, when you're too busy.
330
00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:51,742
Oh! Oh, well, sure.
331
00:15:51,826 --> 00:15:53,236
Good idea, pumpkin.
332
00:15:53,411 --> 00:15:54,911
He-He is kind of cute
333
00:15:55,038 --> 00:15:57,248
for a nasty, buck-toothed,
root-chewing rodent.
334
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,170
[coughing]
335
00:16:00,251 --> 00:16:01,671
[giggles]
336
00:16:01,878 --> 00:16:03,918
See, Daddy? He likes you.
337
00:16:04,047 --> 00:16:06,837
What's important is he likes you, honey.
338
00:16:12,514 --> 00:16:14,774
Now, whadaya say we have some tea
339
00:16:14,891 --> 00:16:18,021
before earthworm breath here
eats all my mixed nuts?
340
00:16:21,231 --> 00:16:22,771
I think you should tell 'em, Petey.
341
00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:28,910
Nah. Just a lot of sloppy
goodbyes that way. [sighs]
342
00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:31,948
Time to go seek my density
while I'm still kickin'.
343
00:16:32,742 --> 00:16:35,582
Your density? Gawrsh.
344
00:16:35,662 --> 00:16:37,542
Ever since I was a little spud,
345
00:16:38,248 --> 00:16:41,128
I wanted to be a Hollywood stuntman,
346
00:16:41,209 --> 00:16:42,879
but I was too scared--
347
00:16:42,961 --> 00:16:45,671
I mean smart to try it.
348
00:16:45,797 --> 00:16:48,167
But now's my chance
to do somethin' spiffy
349
00:16:48,258 --> 00:16:49,588
with what I got left!
350
00:16:49,718 --> 00:16:53,008
Yeah, you ran outta good smarts
a long time ago.
351
00:16:53,096 --> 00:16:54,216
Thanks, Goof.
352
00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:56,727
Take care of things for me, pal.
353
00:16:56,808 --> 00:16:59,098
You can count on me, Pete.
354
00:16:59,185 --> 00:17:02,265
Just remember--
things can only get better.
355
00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:04,403
[thud]
356
00:17:04,482 --> 00:17:06,032
[Pete] Eeuuie.
357
00:17:06,109 --> 00:17:07,489
Grrr.
358
00:17:07,569 --> 00:17:08,859
I told ya to wear a hat.
359
00:17:12,824 --> 00:17:13,704
[doorbell rings]
360
00:17:13,783 --> 00:17:16,913
[Peg]
Goofy, open up! I need to speak to you!
361
00:17:17,037 --> 00:17:18,497
Goofy!
362
00:17:18,580 --> 00:17:20,370
Oh, hiya, Peg.
363
00:17:20,457 --> 00:17:22,077
Don't you "Hiya, Peg" me!
364
00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:24,708
What's my big pinhead
of a husband up to now?
365
00:17:24,794 --> 00:17:26,634
"I have gone to seek my density".
366
00:17:26,755 --> 00:17:29,125
Honestly! His density is right here,
367
00:17:29,257 --> 00:17:31,007
and she wants to now what's going on!
368
00:17:31,092 --> 00:17:34,852
And I want to know
why he's decided not to pay my bill!
369
00:17:34,971 --> 00:17:37,311
Well, Doc, Pete was a little disappointed
370
00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:38,680
that you couldn't save him
371
00:17:38,808 --> 00:17:41,598
from that terminal chest gopher stuff.
372
00:17:41,686 --> 00:17:44,106
Terminal chest gopher stuff?
373
00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:46,570
What terminal chest gopher stuff?
374
00:17:46,649 --> 00:17:48,569
[nervous chuckle]
I was making a little joke,
375
00:17:48,651 --> 00:17:50,781
and your husband didn't think
it was funny.
376
00:17:50,904 --> 00:17:52,954
You were only jokin'?
377
00:17:53,073 --> 00:17:55,083
Of course I was only joking.
378
00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:57,240
Who's dumb enough to believe in something
379
00:17:57,369 --> 00:17:59,829
as silly as terminal chest gopher,
380
00:17:59,913 --> 00:18:02,673
for goodness' sake? Yuck!
381
00:18:02,791 --> 00:18:05,251
I know two names for the top of the list.
382
00:18:05,377 --> 00:18:07,917
I can't wait to hear this one.
383
00:18:08,046 --> 00:18:09,416
I'll tell ya on the way.
384
00:18:10,298 --> 00:18:13,508
But [stammers] does this mean
I still don't get paid?
385
00:18:15,553 --> 00:18:16,973
Eechhh!
386
00:18:17,097 --> 00:18:18,887
Help! Call an ambulance!
387
00:18:19,015 --> 00:18:23,305
I've been kissed by a hairy little gopher!
388
00:18:24,145 --> 00:18:26,305
[Peg] But, Goofy, where are we going?
389
00:18:26,398 --> 00:18:29,778
[Goofy] To save Pete from his density...
I hope.
390
00:18:33,113 --> 00:18:35,073
All right! Places, everyone!
391
00:18:35,156 --> 00:18:36,366
Settle down!
392
00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:37,529
You ready, sweetie?
393
00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:39,827
Oh. Well, I've been thinking.
394
00:18:39,953 --> 00:18:41,793
Pete, baby, honey, darling,
395
00:18:41,913 --> 00:18:43,793
you're a stuntman now.
396
00:18:43,873 --> 00:18:45,503
Leave the thinking to someone else.
397
00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:47,003
Just trust me.
398
00:18:47,085 --> 00:18:49,705
Yeah, I guess that's right.
399
00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:52,256
All that should be in that
itsy-bitsy mind of yours
400
00:18:52,340 --> 00:18:54,340
is how famous you're gonna be
401
00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:56,217
when this commercial hits the big time.
402
00:18:56,344 --> 00:18:58,054
Yeah. Famous.
403
00:18:58,096 --> 00:18:59,426
If you pull this off,
404
00:18:59,514 --> 00:19:02,894
you'll be a national treasure
like-- like Mount Rushmore--
405
00:19:03,018 --> 00:19:04,888
remembered forever.
406
00:19:04,978 --> 00:19:07,108
Yeah. Forever.
407
00:19:08,773 --> 00:19:11,993
Prepare to meet your destiny!
408
00:19:12,110 --> 00:19:14,990
Yeah! Destiny!
409
00:19:15,113 --> 00:19:18,583
Mount Rushmore, here I come!
410
00:19:26,374 --> 00:19:27,464
Got to hand it to you.
411
00:19:27,542 --> 00:19:29,792
I never thought you'd find anyone
to do this.
412
00:19:29,878 --> 00:19:32,168
[Goofy] But, Peg, how can you be so sure
413
00:19:32,255 --> 00:19:33,795
this is the stunt Pete's gonna do?
414
00:19:33,923 --> 00:19:35,343
Because of all the stunts
415
00:19:35,425 --> 00:19:37,085
they told us were being done today,
416
00:19:37,177 --> 00:19:38,547
only Pete would pick one this silly.
417
00:19:39,387 --> 00:19:41,717
N-Nice view.
418
00:19:41,848 --> 00:19:44,138
Well done, Petester!
419
00:19:44,267 --> 00:19:47,267
All right, wind 'em up!
OK, Petey-bird!
420
00:19:47,354 --> 00:19:49,314
You just tell us when you're ready to go.
421
00:19:49,814 --> 00:19:52,074
I w-w-will.
422
00:19:52,192 --> 00:19:54,742
Hurry, Goofy!
There isn't much time left!
423
00:19:54,861 --> 00:19:58,031
He's not gonna say "go",
no matter how long we wait.
424
00:19:58,114 --> 00:20:01,204
[director] Come on, Pete.
We can't wait forever. You promised!
425
00:20:01,326 --> 00:20:03,036
I guess he's not as dumb as he looks.
426
00:20:03,119 --> 00:20:03,999
[vehicle approaching]
427
00:20:06,164 --> 00:20:07,124
Look out!
428
00:20:07,624 --> 00:20:09,584
[coughing]
429
00:20:11,586 --> 00:20:14,166
[director] What in the wide world
of camera angles is going on?
430
00:20:14,297 --> 00:20:15,377
What?
431
00:20:15,465 --> 00:20:16,675
Don't do it, Petey!
432
00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:18,340
Don't go!
433
00:20:18,468 --> 00:20:20,638
Did you hear somebody say "go?"
434
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:21,890
Absolutely.
435
00:20:21,971 --> 00:20:22,971
Action!
436
00:20:24,391 --> 00:20:25,561
Whoa!
437
00:20:25,642 --> 00:20:28,312
Help!
438
00:20:28,395 --> 00:20:30,435
Daddy, come down!
439
00:20:30,522 --> 00:20:33,022
Come down is exactly what he's gonna do.
440
00:20:33,149 --> 00:20:34,279
Like a rock.
441
00:20:34,359 --> 00:20:35,649
[director] Nonsense.
442
00:20:35,777 --> 00:20:39,197
The purpose of this stunt
is to reveal to the people anxious to know
443
00:20:39,322 --> 00:20:43,242
the airy softness of the Pillbox
Nut-Bran muffin.
444
00:20:43,368 --> 00:20:46,408
Yah! Hoo hoo hoo hoo!
445
00:20:46,538 --> 00:20:48,038
Aah!
446
00:20:48,123 --> 00:20:52,173
Ohh! Whoa!
447
00:20:52,252 --> 00:20:54,502
Petey! We got news for ya!
448
00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:57,047
What is it!
449
00:20:57,132 --> 00:21:00,222
The bad news is you hafta pay the doctor!
450
00:21:01,344 --> 00:21:03,434
What's the good news?
451
00:21:03,972 --> 00:21:06,182
You're gonna live!
452
00:21:06,266 --> 00:21:07,476
I'm gonna live?
453
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:09,640
Yes, dear, you are,
454
00:21:09,728 --> 00:21:12,268
at least till I get you home.
455
00:21:12,355 --> 00:21:14,145
[sniffs]
456
00:21:14,232 --> 00:21:16,192
Oh... Yummy.
457
00:21:16,276 --> 00:21:17,816
[Pete] You're sure?
458
00:21:17,902 --> 00:21:20,412
Absolutely positive!
459
00:21:22,115 --> 00:21:23,235
Whoops.
460
00:21:26,244 --> 00:21:27,664
Wanna bet?
461
00:21:27,746 --> 00:21:31,956
Aah!
462
00:21:32,042 --> 00:21:33,382
[crash]
463
00:21:35,503 --> 00:21:38,473
[Peg] Oh, I'm so glad you're home, Peter.
464
00:21:38,715 --> 00:21:41,045
And now you know better
than to keep secrets,
465
00:21:41,134 --> 00:21:44,104
don't you, you great big mummy dummy?
466
00:21:44,220 --> 00:21:46,220
Yes, sugar beet.
467
00:21:46,431 --> 00:21:49,101
I'm glad my bud wasn't nipped.
468
00:21:49,225 --> 00:21:53,225
Well, you just rest and eat your
mixed nuts while I fix dinner.
469
00:21:53,313 --> 00:21:55,823
[mumbling]
470
00:21:55,899 --> 00:21:57,069
Hey! Grrb!
471
00:21:58,610 --> 00:21:59,820
[screams in pain] Help!
472
00:21:59,944 --> 00:22:02,864
Get off me, you stupid little squirt!
473
00:22:02,947 --> 00:22:04,407
Oh, boy!
474
00:22:04,491 --> 00:22:07,951
See, Daddy?
I told you you'd like my friend.
475
00:22:08,036 --> 00:22:10,706
I'm gonna get you for this,
476
00:22:10,789 --> 00:22:13,209
you fuzzy little rat fink!
477
00:22:13,291 --> 00:22:15,001
[mumbling]
478
00:22:19,047 --> 00:22:20,167
♪ Gimme a beat ♪
479
00:22:20,256 --> 00:22:21,256
[theme music playing]
480
00:22:47,075 --> 00:22:48,235
Yeah!
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