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Ah-hyuck.
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♪ H-h-h-hit it ♪
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♪ Like father, like son ♪
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-♪ You're always number one ♪
-[both] Yes!
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-♪ There's buddies, there's pals ♪
-Yeah!
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♪ You always seem to work things out ♪
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♪ Can't you see you're two of a kind ♪
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♪ Lookin' for a real good time ♪
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Whoa!
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-♪ A real good time ♪
-Aah!
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♪ Report to the Goof Troop ♪
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♪ And we'll always stick together ♪
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♪ Always stick together ♪
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♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪
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♪ The best of friends forever ♪
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♪ Side by side wherever we go ♪
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♪ We're always ready to roll ♪
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♪ Now gimme a beat ♪
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♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪
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♪ And we always stick together ♪
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Gawrsh.
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♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪
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♪ The best of friends forever ♪
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♪ Now we're calling everyone ♪
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♪ Come along and join the fun ♪
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♪ Report to the Goof Troop ♪
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♪ Baa ba doo da bop baa ba doo bop ♪
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Yeah!
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Oh, yeah. Play it, Maxie.
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Ooh, ooh, ooh. You know,
the Subliminal Messengers' tune?
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Know it, dude? I live it!
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♪ Suburban cowboys out
on the concrete range ♪
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[imitating guitar noise]
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♪ Jingling spurs, it's just
My loose change, cool ♪
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[both imitating guitar noises]
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[both] Oh! Yeah.
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-[laughing]
-All right, man!
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P.J., we're good.
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Sign us up, man!
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This is our calling, Peej.
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Jammin' and riffin' rock 'n' roll!
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We are the sound of the '90s!
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[both] Whoa!
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Max, we gotta book
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or we'll miss the Ruptured
Eardrums' new video!
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[rock music playing]
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[yowling]
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[yowling]
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[P.J.] All right! Pump it up!
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[yowling]
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You fellas want a snack? [screams]
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That music sure is loud!
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[both] What?
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You gotta turn it down!
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It won't go any louder!
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Whoa!
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Thanks, Mr. G.
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Dad, P.J. and I want to start a band.
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What? Fruit stand?
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But I just made cuppety cakes!
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No, no, guitars and amps.
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Oh, sorry, Max, but we're
plumb outta stamps.
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No, Dad, you're not getting it.
We want to start a band!
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Oh, oh! Ah-hyuck! You wanna buy a band?
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Hmm, well, it's okay with me.
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Oh, yeah!
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Okay, guys, now let's stick together.
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Ah-hyuck!
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Guess they're excited!
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Ah-hyuck!
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-Rad guitars.
-Oh, killer, man!
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-Man.
-The sound outta that.
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Well, I don't see any bands for sale.
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No, Dad, we are going to be the band.
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Oh, yeah.
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Uh, where's your instruments?
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That's why we're here, Pop!
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You know, I used to play
ukulele in a band. Ah-hyuck!
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It sure was fun.
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Great, Dad, great.
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Let's see here.
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♪♪
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Ow! [mumbling]
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Look. Ah-hyuck! It's a cat's cradle.
Ah-hyuck!
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Oh! [panting]
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[clears throat]
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Just gotta show them who's boss.
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Yow!
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[P.J.] Dad, it's perfect!
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Okay, now just watch.
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I'm Mr. Cool when it comes
to wheeler dealin'. Ah-hyuck!
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We'll buy it all! How much for the set?
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[vocalizing] Sixty-five dollars.
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[chuckles]
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Sounds a little low. What's wrong with it?
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I don't know. What?
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These boys can't start a band
with second-rate equipment.
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Hey, chill out, parental-type dude.
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It's my junk, and I can
sell it for whatever I want.
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Oh yeah? [snaps finger] I'll give ya $70.
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-Sixty!
-Seventy-five!
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-Fifty-five!
-Eighty!
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Fifty dollars and free home delivery.
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And that is my final offer! [chuckles]
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Deal!
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Ah-hyuck! I still got the touch. Ah-hyuck!
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[Max] Okay, let's fire up these puppies.
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[thudding]
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I prefer a full-bodied sound!
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♪♪
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Hear the crowd roar!
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Oh boy, oh boy, a concert, a concert!
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Oh, can I be a groupie
and say like I'm with the band?
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Like I'm really rockin' rollin'
huh, huh, huh?
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Hit it, Peej!
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Waffles! Soup's on!
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Whoa!
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[rock music playing]
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[screaming]
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[thuds]
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Yay! Righteous dudes, pump up the volume!
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[both] Party on!
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Whoa!
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Ugh!
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What in the name of worthless
trade-ins are they doin'?
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I think they call it rock 'n' roll, dear.
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Well, something's gonna roll around
here, and it ain't rocks!
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Oh, now just eat your popcorn
and give them a chance.
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You may get to like it.
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-[electric guitar playing]
-[screams]
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That does it!
This is the day the music dies,
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along with the musicians.
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-Not so fast, Petey!
-Oh!
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This band thing means so much to the boys.
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You're not going to break
their little hearts,
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are you, you big lug nut?
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Aw, not if you don't want me to, pookums.
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Oh! That's my good boy.
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Yeah. Why should I tell them they stink?
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[chuckles]
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Let the music world
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break their little
tone-deaf hearts for me.
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[laughs]
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Hey, boys! Good news. I found my ukulele!
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Wow. That's really
the bee's knees, Daddy-O.
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Uh, yeah, like, groovy, man.
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It might make a real nice
lamp, Mr. G, you know,
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being an antique and everything?
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Well, I was a-thinkin'
that maybe we, uh...
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That is you boys and me, well,
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would you want some help from an old pro?
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Uh, thanks, anyway, Pop.
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Oh. Oh, okay.
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Maybe another time. I play a mean solo.
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[Max] Maybe later?
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[sighs] Sure, Maxie. Later.
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Play me them blues, Peej!
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♪ I'm big boy P.J. ♪
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♪ and I'm swamp water Max ♪
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Hey, do you mind if
green thumb Goofy joins in?
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[both] Green thumb Goofy?
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Oh, guess there was some mold
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on these old ukulele strings. Ah-hyuck!
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Oh, Dad! Oh, man!
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[both gagging]
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[all] Huh?
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You call yourselves rock 'n' rollers?
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Well, today, you've gotta
have a hot video.
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-All right, Mr. P!
-Sir!
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[chuckles] Don't thank me.
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Cecil B. Degoofberg here
is gonna film your video.
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I am?
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But I promised the boys
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I'd be their ukulele player.
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-Oh, that's okay, Pop!
-A video, we got to video.
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-We got to have a video, man.
-You can play later.
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Oh, yeah, it needs that unique-- ahem--
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"Touch de la Goof."
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If I'm going to sell it to Suave Records.
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[both] Wow!
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No kidding? Suave Records!
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Great talent should be recognized.
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Gawrsh! Ah-hyuck! Thanks, Pete.
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Not you. Them!
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You better get busy!
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Well, that oughta fix the little spuds.
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Give them enough videotape,
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and they'll hang themselves with it.
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[laughs]
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Okay. Let's do it!
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Can we do it with the lens cap off?
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Yeah! That's a great idea.
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Ah-hyuck! I can see you now.
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[screams]
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Well,
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sometimes I'm so smart,
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I scare myself! [laughs]
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When the record company
gets a gander of this,
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they'll step on each other
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to shut the little weasels up. [laughs]
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[laughing]
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Let's see, which band will I pick today.
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Stupid enough to let me rob them blind?
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Hmm. "The Goof Troop"?
[chuckles] Sounds perfect!
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Rockers! [vocalizing]
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Pistol.
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Whoa!
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Rock 'n' rollers!
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[vocalizing]
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We are the coolest dudes
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Whoa! [gurgling]
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[vocalizing]
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And I bet you wish you were too.
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[vocalizing]
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I'm going to be rich... er.
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[Goofy] Boys! I got Suave Records
on the phone.
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-Come on, Peejster!
-Right behind ya!
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I knew they were going to call!
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I gotta hear this.
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Uh-huh.
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Now boys, don't be too disappointed,
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but there are other careers,
uh, quiet ones.
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They're giving you a record contract!
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[both cheering]
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What? You can't do it!
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[both] What?
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[stammering]
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Without me as your manager! [chuckles]
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[Pete] Now remember,
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I'm your manager,
so let me do the talking.
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I'm Mr. Cool when it
comes to the dotted line.
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Hey! Max! P.J.!
And you must be Goofy, huh?
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Brilliant video.
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Avant-garde, postmodern,
refreshingly unpolished.
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[groans] Hey! Hey! Wait a minute!
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I'm the band's manager. Let me in!
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[sniffing] What's that smell?
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I'm burning aromatic incense.
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It relieves stress and kills flies.
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[laughs] Maybe your record
will be up there someday, guys.
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-Dude!
-Cool!
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Gawrsh!
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[Carter] You kidding?
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You guys are hot! Quite hot!
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Whew! I feel it!
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Fire!
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-Hi, I'm the man--
-Fire!
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Sound the alarm!
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Stop, drop and roll!
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[groaning]
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[both grunting]
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[sighs]
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[sobbing] My million dollar rug
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woven by little old ladies
in downtown Istanbul...
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It's ruined!
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[growling]
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[laughs] Ah, there's no reason
to get upset.
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I'll just add it to the amount
you already owe me.
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-[both] Owe you?
-Oh, yeah.
260
00:12:46,391 --> 00:12:48,101
There are already
video distribution costs,
261
00:12:48,184 --> 00:12:50,064
reserving concert halls,
touring costs, you know.
262
00:12:50,145 --> 00:12:51,725
[panting]
263
00:12:51,813 --> 00:12:53,313
Excuse me, my good man.
264
00:12:53,565 --> 00:12:54,895
Let's get the tour started, huh?
265
00:12:54,983 --> 00:12:56,323
Your first concert date is comin' up.
266
00:12:56,401 --> 00:12:57,741
But, Colonel Carter, I'm--
267
00:12:57,819 --> 00:12:59,989
I want this mess cleaned up
by the time I get back,
268
00:13:00,071 --> 00:13:01,821
or you're fired!
269
00:13:01,906 --> 00:13:03,066
[snoring]
270
00:13:03,158 --> 00:13:04,738
Oh, ladies and gentlemen,
271
00:13:04,826 --> 00:13:07,406
the Goof Troop has left the building.
272
00:13:07,495 --> 00:13:12,495
No ladies, I'm taken. [snore]
I'm, I'm already taken.
273
00:13:12,584 --> 00:13:14,254
Max! We're here. Come on!
274
00:13:14,586 --> 00:13:17,006
Oh! Hotels are great,
275
00:13:17,088 --> 00:13:20,838
the pool, the room service, the groupies.
276
00:13:23,428 --> 00:13:25,008
[both] The pits!
277
00:13:26,348 --> 00:13:28,848
-Uh, Max?
-Yeah?
278
00:13:28,933 --> 00:13:31,943
This rock 'n' roll stuff's
really great, huh?
279
00:13:32,604 --> 00:13:33,944
Yeah, great.
280
00:13:34,022 --> 00:13:37,612
Yeah, it'd be really great
if I had my own bed, though.
281
00:13:37,692 --> 00:13:41,152
Yeah. Or sheets.
Some sheets would be good.
282
00:13:41,363 --> 00:13:43,323
Otherwise, it's great.
283
00:13:43,698 --> 00:13:44,528
Great.
284
00:13:44,616 --> 00:13:47,366
[yawns] 'Nighty-night, Petey boy.
285
00:13:48,203 --> 00:13:49,833
Aw, shut up!
286
00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:52,791
[Goofy snoring]
287
00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:56,003
Hmm, a wise guy, eh?
288
00:13:59,464 --> 00:14:01,384
Ah, the stupid Goof.
289
00:14:01,466 --> 00:14:03,176
I'd flush him down the shower drain,
290
00:14:03,259 --> 00:14:05,679
but it'd scare the cockroaches!
291
00:14:05,762 --> 00:14:07,722
[rooster crows]
292
00:14:07,806 --> 00:14:09,556
Mornin'! Wake up, everybody.
293
00:14:09,641 --> 00:14:11,561
Sleep is for sissies. Come on, get up.
294
00:14:12,143 --> 00:14:16,313
Just five more minutes,
my little muffin tin!
295
00:14:16,398 --> 00:14:18,818
Oh, but it's so early.
296
00:14:19,317 --> 00:14:22,817
Burning the candle at both ends,
now that's rock 'n' roll.
297
00:14:23,321 --> 00:14:25,821
Colonel, why are we staying at a hotel
298
00:14:25,907 --> 00:14:28,077
when we're only four blocks from home?
299
00:14:28,159 --> 00:14:30,749
[stammers] I can't make any
money if you live at home!
300
00:14:30,829 --> 00:14:33,209
-Huh?
-[chuckles] You know, I mean,
301
00:14:33,289 --> 00:14:34,829
you can't be ready for the rigors
of the road
302
00:14:34,916 --> 00:14:36,166
unless you train for them!
303
00:14:36,251 --> 00:14:37,541
Hey, success hurts!
304
00:14:37,794 --> 00:14:39,714
Oh, yeah, sure.
305
00:14:39,796 --> 00:14:41,206
I'll need some cash for the room.
306
00:14:41,297 --> 00:14:43,927
Okay, okay, hold your horses.
307
00:14:45,802 --> 00:14:48,512
Wait a second! These are my pants.
308
00:14:50,682 --> 00:14:53,692
Okay if I borrow a couple of bucks, Goof?
309
00:14:53,768 --> 00:14:55,898
-[snores]
-Thanks.
310
00:14:55,979 --> 00:14:58,439
That oughta cover it.
If not, you can owe me.
311
00:14:58,690 --> 00:15:00,110
[Goofy snores]
312
00:15:00,191 --> 00:15:02,191
He says no problemo.
313
00:15:04,529 --> 00:15:07,119
Half a dozen eggs, over medium,
couple o' T-bone steaks,
314
00:15:07,198 --> 00:15:09,948
A mountain o' cottage fries,
coffee, orange juice,
315
00:15:10,035 --> 00:15:12,445
freshly squeezed, of course,
stack of flapjacks.
316
00:15:12,537 --> 00:15:14,867
Hey, ah, and give them
an English muffin to share.
317
00:15:15,540 --> 00:15:17,750
Gotta get in shape for the tour. Trust me.
318
00:15:17,834 --> 00:15:19,504
[gobbling]
319
00:15:20,837 --> 00:15:23,417
Colonel Carter, we wrote a great song.
320
00:15:23,506 --> 00:15:25,676
Oh yeah, it's about a vampire bat.
321
00:15:25,759 --> 00:15:27,639
[laughs] But listen, boys.
322
00:15:27,719 --> 00:15:29,929
My bands only play my material, my way.
323
00:15:30,013 --> 00:15:31,143
It makes the bookkeeping easier
324
00:15:31,222 --> 00:15:33,432
when it comes to distributing
the royalties, you know?
325
00:15:33,808 --> 00:15:37,398
All right. As long as we're
performing, I guess.
326
00:15:37,479 --> 00:15:39,399
Oh, you're gonna be performing
your ears off.
327
00:15:39,481 --> 00:15:41,071
[laughs]
328
00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:43,031
[chuckling sarcastically]
329
00:15:43,109 --> 00:15:45,489
[burps] Sorry, this must be yours.
330
00:15:45,570 --> 00:15:47,200
It's 35 bucks for the grub.
331
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:48,820
Next comes creating
the rock 'n' roll image
332
00:15:48,907 --> 00:15:49,867
That'll make millions.
333
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:51,989
Yeah, But we haven't even
finished breakfast.
334
00:15:52,077 --> 00:15:54,247
Too late now. Fame
and fortune are waiting.
335
00:15:56,706 --> 00:15:59,786
Well, what do you think?
Am I a genius or what?
336
00:15:59,876 --> 00:16:03,166
Now you are ready for your first gig!
337
00:16:05,382 --> 00:16:07,132
[tires squeal]
338
00:16:07,342 --> 00:16:08,302
Okay, boys!
339
00:16:08,385 --> 00:16:12,175
Next stop, Spoonerville Amphitheater.
Big time!
340
00:16:13,223 --> 00:16:15,233
[all coughing]
341
00:16:18,228 --> 00:16:21,148
Ya know, this isn't fun anymore.
342
00:16:21,231 --> 00:16:23,531
Yeah! We gotta dress like dweebs.
343
00:16:23,608 --> 00:16:25,688
Up in front of people we don't even know!
344
00:16:25,777 --> 00:16:27,857
and we don't even get to do our own songs!
345
00:16:27,946 --> 00:16:30,366
You left out one thing.
346
00:16:30,448 --> 00:16:31,368
[both] What?
347
00:16:31,449 --> 00:16:32,779
We owe big bucks!
348
00:16:32,867 --> 00:16:35,287
We have to do this concert to break even.
349
00:16:35,370 --> 00:16:36,710
Don't worry, fellers.
350
00:16:36,788 --> 00:16:39,708
Me and Betsy here are
behind ya all the way!
351
00:16:40,375 --> 00:16:42,165
That's swell, Pop.
352
00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:46,209
Rock 'n' roll forever!
353
00:16:46,381 --> 00:16:49,091
[all] Rock 'n' roll forever.
354
00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:52,183
We have to get out of this.
355
00:16:54,556 --> 00:16:57,676
[P.J.] Gosh, Max, I feel
like a cat in a dog pound.
356
00:16:58,351 --> 00:17:01,771
[Max] Relax, P.J... What can they
do if they don't like us?
357
00:17:01,855 --> 00:17:04,605
I don't know, man,
but there's enough of them to do it a lot!
358
00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:06,691
I just decided I don't
want to be a rock star.
359
00:17:06,776 --> 00:17:08,946
Me, too, but what about the concert?
360
00:17:09,029 --> 00:17:11,109
[crowd hooting]
361
00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:12,027
Come on!
362
00:17:13,116 --> 00:17:15,366
What can't be found can't perform!
363
00:17:15,452 --> 00:17:16,792
Max, wait.
364
00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:20,121
Hey, this is no exit.
365
00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:22,706
No, it's the inside of a locked trunk.
366
00:17:22,792 --> 00:17:25,002
Oh, pretty lame, Max. Even for you.
367
00:17:25,086 --> 00:17:27,586
Hey, what do you expect
from a terrified adolescent?
368
00:17:27,672 --> 00:17:29,512
[Carter] [chuckles] I guess my advertising
369
00:17:29,591 --> 00:17:32,091
for the best rock band in
history really worked, huh?
370
00:17:32,177 --> 00:17:33,677
The place is packed!
371
00:17:33,762 --> 00:17:36,312
The boys will put on
a nice little show for them.
372
00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:37,969
Hey, they'd better!
373
00:17:38,058 --> 00:17:40,888
Whoa! I'd hate to disappoint
that many people!
374
00:17:40,977 --> 00:17:43,647
Ten thousand seats in this dump,
375
00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:46,480
and we got 20 bucks for every one of them!
376
00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:49,396
Yeah! [chuckles] That should
just about make us even.
377
00:17:49,486 --> 00:17:50,606
[groans]
378
00:17:50,695 --> 00:17:52,565
[crowd] [chanting] Goof Troop! Goof Troop!
379
00:17:52,655 --> 00:17:54,815
Crowd's getting impatient.
Better start the show.
380
00:17:54,908 --> 00:17:56,828
Hmm. Wonder where the boys are.
381
00:17:56,910 --> 00:17:58,410
Makes no difference to me.
382
00:17:58,495 --> 00:18:00,575
They don't perform, I just
foreclose on your houses.
383
00:18:00,663 --> 00:18:01,663
[both] What?
384
00:18:02,165 --> 00:18:03,205
Just good business.
385
00:18:03,291 --> 00:18:04,961
Either way, I make out like a bandit.
386
00:18:05,210 --> 00:18:08,210
I'll twist your business off
and I'll stuff it--
387
00:18:08,296 --> 00:18:11,336
Oh, hold on. Not now, Pete.
We gotta find the boys.
388
00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:13,471
Don't want them to miss their big chance.
389
00:18:13,551 --> 00:18:15,301
I'll say we don't!
390
00:18:15,387 --> 00:18:16,677
[crowd] [chanting] Goof Troop! Goof Troop!
391
00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:18,063
You keep the crowd happy
392
00:18:18,139 --> 00:18:19,639
while I find the brats!
393
00:18:20,016 --> 00:18:22,516
Wait! What are ya doing? Stop pushing!
394
00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:24,652
[P.J.] Max! You know,
we gotta do this concert.
395
00:18:24,729 --> 00:18:25,939
Our dads need us!
396
00:18:26,022 --> 00:18:28,862
I know, I know, but how do
we get out of these things?
397
00:18:28,942 --> 00:18:31,702
I don't think we're supposed
to get in them in the first place.
398
00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:35,118
If you're not going to say
something helpful, P.J.,
399
00:18:35,198 --> 00:18:37,278
keep it buttoned!
400
00:18:38,535 --> 00:18:39,865
[applause]
401
00:18:39,953 --> 00:18:42,163
[man] Whoa, I know that dude.
402
00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:44,122
Hiya, folks.
403
00:18:44,207 --> 00:18:46,287
Well, uh, you hear the one
404
00:18:46,376 --> 00:18:48,956
about the Frenchman
who wouldn't eat snails?
405
00:18:49,045 --> 00:18:52,005
He preferred fast food. [laughing]
406
00:18:52,090 --> 00:18:54,510
That one really tickles me.
407
00:18:54,592 --> 00:18:56,052
[clears throat]
408
00:18:56,136 --> 00:18:58,176
Well, you'll love this one. Ah-hyuck!
409
00:18:58,263 --> 00:19:00,103
What's the difference between an elephant
410
00:19:00,181 --> 00:19:01,811
and my best friend Pete?
411
00:19:02,517 --> 00:19:05,187
About 10 pounds. Ah-hyuck!
412
00:19:08,982 --> 00:19:10,482
Don't you get it?
413
00:19:11,192 --> 00:19:13,652
Hey! What's the-- Whoa!
414
00:19:14,571 --> 00:19:15,701
Hey! Watch it!
415
00:19:15,780 --> 00:19:17,120
[shouting]
416
00:19:20,618 --> 00:19:22,408
Comedy's not their thing.
417
00:19:23,079 --> 00:19:24,159
Ya find the boys?
418
00:19:24,247 --> 00:19:25,827
-[P.J.] Help! Anybody!
-[Max] We're in here!
419
00:19:25,915 --> 00:19:27,875
-Let me out of here. Come on.
-Let us out!
420
00:19:28,293 --> 00:19:30,463
Now, that's what I call a costume.
421
00:19:30,545 --> 00:19:32,375
[Max] We're locked in!
422
00:19:33,548 --> 00:19:34,968
[Goofy] Hey! Take it easy!
423
00:19:35,050 --> 00:19:37,590
[Pete] Keep them entertained
while I get the boys out!
424
00:19:37,969 --> 00:19:40,509
Ah-hyuck! I'm back!
425
00:19:40,597 --> 00:19:43,477
Ah-hyuck! You care to see some dancing?
426
00:19:43,558 --> 00:19:44,638
Ah-hyuck!
427
00:19:44,726 --> 00:19:47,596
[vocalizes]
428
00:19:48,021 --> 00:19:49,271
Not bad, huh?
429
00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:54,283
Whoa! Ah-hyuck! You missed me!
430
00:19:54,361 --> 00:19:57,701
Ohh! Stop! No fair! Whoa!
431
00:19:58,782 --> 00:20:00,622
-[thuds]
-[grunts]
432
00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:02,040
[groaning]
433
00:20:03,828 --> 00:20:04,698
Now?
434
00:20:04,788 --> 00:20:07,418
Not yet. Go on back out there!
435
00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:08,537
Shucks!
436
00:20:13,004 --> 00:20:14,924
[gulping noisily]
437
00:20:15,006 --> 00:20:16,926
[gagging]
438
00:20:21,262 --> 00:20:23,852
Whoa! [straining]
439
00:20:29,062 --> 00:20:30,062
Whoa!
440
00:20:30,647 --> 00:20:31,727
[screams]
441
00:20:31,815 --> 00:20:33,975
[crowd laughs]
442
00:20:35,151 --> 00:20:36,151
[shouts]
443
00:20:37,070 --> 00:20:40,240
Ladies and gents, the Goof Troop.
444
00:20:40,323 --> 00:20:42,993
[cheering, applause]
445
00:20:47,163 --> 00:20:48,583
[gulps]
446
00:20:48,790 --> 00:20:51,540
[crowd boos]
447
00:20:51,626 --> 00:20:52,956
Go for it, Maxie.
448
00:20:56,131 --> 00:20:58,551
Forget to plug him in. Ah-hyuck!
449
00:20:58,800 --> 00:20:59,880
Hit it, Maxie!
450
00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:05,265
[hysterical cheers]
451
00:21:07,392 --> 00:21:10,772
You boys were phenomenal!
A hit! I'll-- [chuckles]
452
00:21:10,854 --> 00:21:13,444
I mean-- [chuckles] We'll make millions!
453
00:21:13,523 --> 00:21:15,443
Not with the Goof Troop you won't.
454
00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:17,395
Yeah, we're retiring.
455
00:21:17,485 --> 00:21:19,565
But you can't! I discovered you!
456
00:21:19,654 --> 00:21:21,204
You owe me for all I've done for you!
457
00:21:22,532 --> 00:21:25,952
All we owe you is a trip
to intensive care!
458
00:21:26,036 --> 00:21:27,116
No, Dad! Wait!
459
00:21:27,370 --> 00:21:29,210
Yeah, Mr. P, we're already hitting him
460
00:21:29,289 --> 00:21:31,459
where it hurts the most-- His wallet!
461
00:21:31,541 --> 00:21:33,921
Well, you're right,
462
00:21:34,002 --> 00:21:36,922
but I wish he was wearing
his wallet on his face!
463
00:21:37,005 --> 00:21:39,665
[sighs] Well, they all can't
be as dumb as they look.
464
00:21:41,134 --> 00:21:43,514
[chuckles] Boy, I'm glad that's over.
465
00:21:43,595 --> 00:21:46,885
Yeah. The closest I ever want
to be to a concert again
466
00:21:46,973 --> 00:21:47,973
is in the audience.
467
00:21:48,058 --> 00:21:49,978
Oh, I don't know.
468
00:21:50,060 --> 00:21:52,940
I kinda liked it up there
on stage in the spotlight.
469
00:21:53,021 --> 00:21:55,821
Hey! What do ya think of me going solo?
470
00:21:55,899 --> 00:21:58,319
In some of them tight sequined pants,
471
00:21:58,401 --> 00:22:00,201
with electric rhinestonees
472
00:22:00,278 --> 00:22:01,908
and a strobe string tie.
473
00:22:01,988 --> 00:22:04,318
Wait! What're you doing?
474
00:22:04,407 --> 00:22:06,237
Aren't we gonna talk to the Colonel?
475
00:22:06,326 --> 00:22:07,446
Maxie! Pete!
476
00:22:07,619 --> 00:22:09,659
Careful of the ukulele!
477
00:22:11,247 --> 00:22:12,497
♪ Gimme a beat ♪
478
00:22:12,582 --> 00:22:14,542
[theme music playing]
479
00:22:39,442 --> 00:22:40,282
Yeah!
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