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AH-HYUCK.
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♪ H-H-H-HIT IT ♪
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♪ LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON ♪
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♪ YOU'RE ALWAYS NUMBER ONE ♪
YES!
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♪ BEST BUDDIES, BEST PALS ♪
♪ YEAH ♪
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♪ YOU ALWAYS SEEM
TO WORK THINGS OUT ♪
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♪ CAN'T YOU SEE
YOU'RE TWO OF A KIND ♪
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♪ LOOKIN' FOR
A REAL GOOD TIME? ♪
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WHAA-OOO-HO-HO!
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♪ A REAL GOOD TIME ♪
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♪ REPORT
TO THE GOOF TROOP ♪
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♪ AND WE'LL ALWAYS
STICK TOGETHER ♪
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♪ ALWAYS
STICK TOGETHER ♪
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♪ WE'RE THE GOOF TROOP ♪
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♪ THE BEST OF FRIENDS
FOREVER ♪
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♪ SIDE BY SIDE
WHEREVER WE GO ♪
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♪ WE'RE ALWAYS READY TO ROLL ♪
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♪ NOW GIMME A BEAT ♪
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♪ WE'RE THE GOOF TROOP ♪
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♪ AND WE ALWAYS
STICK TOGETHER ♪
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GAWRSH.
♪ WE'RE THE GOOF TROOP ♪
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♪ THE BEST OF FRIENDS
FOREVER ♪
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♪ NOW WE'RE CALLING
EVERYONE ♪
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♪ COME ALONG
AND JOIN THE FUN ♪
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♪ REPORT TO
THE GOOF TROOP ♪
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♪ LA DO BE DA BOP
LA BA DO BOP ♪
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YEAH!
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[PJ] HAS ANYONE
SEEN MY BALL GLOVE?
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[GRRR]
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YO, PEEJ! YOU READY?
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AW, MAN! WHERE'D YOU GO?
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[DOOR SLAMS]
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[GRUMBLING]
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YO, MR. P!
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Yo, Mr. P.
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SHAKE IT, PETE,
BEFORE IT GETS TOO DARK.
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I CAN'T FIND
MY GLOVE.
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HAVE YOU LOOKED UNDER HERE?
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LISTEN, YOU TWO.
THIS IS MY DAY OFF.
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ALL I WANT TO DO IS RELAX
AND READ MY NEWSPAPER
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WITH A LITTLE
PEACE AND QUIET!
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UH, N-NO SWEAT, MR. P.
NOT ANOTHER SOUND.
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QUIET AS MICE, STILL
AS A TOMB, PEACEFUL AS--
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PIPE DOWN!
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SHH!
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[GRRR]
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OH, MAN, I GIVE UP.
IT'S GONE.
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SOMEBODY MUST'VE
STOLEN IT.
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RIGHT, PEEJ. LIKE BURGLARS
BROKE IN YOUR HOUSE
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TO SNATCH A BALL GLOVE.
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HMM. YOU KNOW, MAX,
PJ HAS A POINT.
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LOOKY HERE.
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"HOME BURGLARIES
ON THE RISE.
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SOON, ONE HOME
IN FOUR WILL BE ROBBED."
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TOLD YA.
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YOU'RE JUMPIN' THE GUN, SON.
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THEY WON'T ROB US.
WE'RE NOT NUMBER FOUR.
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HUH?
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WELL, START DOWN THE BLOCK
AND COUNT.
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THE TAYLORS.
1.
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THE WILSONS.
2.
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MY HOUSE.
3.
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YOUR HOUSE.
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[GULP]
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OH, MY GOSH. MY HOUSE!
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WE'RE GONNA BE ROBBED!
WE'RE GONNA BE ROBBED!
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OH, QUICK, SON,
GO WARN YOUR DAD.
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HA HA HA HA! THAT GOT RID
OF THE LITTLE BEAN DIP.
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BURGLARS! ROBBERS!
THIEVES!
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[RATTLE]
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WHOA!
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WELL, IF THAT DON'T
BEAT ALL. AH-HYUCK!
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DAD! QUICK! LOCK THE CAT!
NAIL THE JEWELRY!
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AND HIDE THE DOOR CLOSED!
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SLOW DOWN, SON.
WHAT'S WRONG?
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WE'RE GONNA BE ROBBED!
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ROBBED?
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YEAH! WE'RE NUMBER FOUR!
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RELAX, MAX.
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WE'RE TOTALLY SAFE.
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NO. NO, WE'RE NOT.
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HECK. NO BURGLAR'S GONNA
BREAK INTO OUR HOME.
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WHY, IT'S UNBREAKABLE.
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YOU'RE NOT INSTILLING ME
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WITH TREMENDOUS
CONFIDENCE HERE, DAD.
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OKAY, THEN.
WATCH WHAT I DO
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EVERY NIGHT
BEFORE GOING TO BED.
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I DOUBLE-LOCK
ALL THE DOORS.
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NO CROOK COULD EVER
GET BY OLD WAFFLES HERE.
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HE'S THE BEST DARN
WATCH CAT IN THE WORLD.
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BESIDES, I KNOW
THAT KARATE STUFF.
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HYAH!
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HO!
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HII!
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HEE HEE HEE!
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[ROWR]
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SORRY, KITTY.
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NOW DO YOU BELIEVE ME, SON?
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WELL...YAAH!
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SAY, NEIGHBOR,
NOTICED YOUR WINDOW
WAS LEFT OPEN.
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NOT TOO SAFE,
YOU KNOW.
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OH, THANKS, PETEY. I WAS
JUST ABOUT TO LOCK IT.
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YEP. CAN'T BE TOO CAREFUL
WITH BURGLARS ABOUT.
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SEE? EVEN PETE'S
LOOKING OUT FOR US.
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AAH!
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SHUCKS, MAX.
WHEN I WAS A KID,
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I WAS SCARED OF BURGLARS,
TOO. AH-HYUCK!
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ONCE I SMEARED BUTTER
ALL OVER THE STAIRS.
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WHAT DID YOU CATCH?
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A COLD. I SLID
OUT THE FRONT DOOR
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AND LANDED IN
A SNOW BANK. AH-HYUCK!
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GOOD NIGHT, SON.
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YEAH. GOOD NIGHT.
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[BELL RINGS]
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WHAT'S SHAKIN',
MAD MAX?
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LISTEN, WHILE YOU'RE
SLEEPING TONIGHT,
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CAN YOU KEEP AN EYE
ON OUR HOUSE?
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YEAH. NO PROBLEM.
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I LOVE SLEEPING
LIKE A ZOMBIE.
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HA HA HA!
GOOD NIGHT, MAN.
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[YAWNS]
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OW!
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AH-HYUCK!
BEEN LOOKING FOR THAT.
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[CLATTER]
[GASP]
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WAFFLES,
DID YOU HEAR THAT?
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GAWRSH! I FORGOT
TO TUCK MAX IN.
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DOGGONE DOOR.
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SOMEONE'S TRYING
TO GET IN.
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[GRUNTING]
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[YAWN]
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HE'S HERE!
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[MEOW]
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OW!
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DAD!
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OH, NO, DAD.
I'M REALLY SORRY.
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I'M REALLY SORRY. WAKE UP.
PLEASE, PLEASE WAKE UP.
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I WANT TO THANK THE MEMBERS
OF THE ACADEMY
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FOR THIS AWARD. HYUCK!
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WOW! WHAT HAPPENED?
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UM, I--I THOUGHT
YOU WERE A BURGLAR.
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YOU REALLY
GOT TO CALM DOWN, SON.
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IT'S TOUGH ON MY SHINS.
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HA HA. OKAY, DAD.
I'M FINE NOW.
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I LOVE YOU, SON.
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NOW GO TO SLEEP.
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LOVE YOU, TOO.
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DON'T WORRY.
I'LL ALWAYS BE HERE
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TO PROTECT YOU.
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WHOA!
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DIDN'T HURT.
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DAD'S RIGHT.
I'M BEING A JERK.
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I'LL LISTEN TO SOME MUSIC.
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MY RADIO! IT'S GONE!
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THERE REALLY IS A BURGLAR!
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OHH...
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GOOD LOOK ON YOU.
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I DIDN'T SLEEP A WINK.
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STAY UP FOR THE
"TWILIGHT ZONE" MARATHON?
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I AM THE "TWILIGHT ZONE."
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I WAS ROBBED, PJ.
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CRUSTY!
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YEAH. SOMEONE BROKE
INTO MY ROOM LAST NIGHT.
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MUST HAVE BEEN 10 FEET TALL.
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I ALMOST CAUGHT HIM,
BUT HE SWIPED MY RADIO.
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GEEZ!
FIRST MY GLOVE
AND NOW THIS.
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LOOKS LIKE I WAS RIGHT.
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YOU WERE NUMBER FOUR
AFTER ALL.
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YEAH. WE'RE JUST NOT SAFE.
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NOW I'LL NEVER GET ANY SLEEP.
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YOU GOT TO DO SOMETHING.
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LIKE WHAT?
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UH,
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THE ANSWER'S JUST
AS SIMPLE AS YOU ARE.
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GET A SECURITY SYSTEM.
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THAT'S EXACTLY
WHAT WE NEED.
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HA HA HA HA!
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THIS I GOT TO SEE.
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DAD! DAD!
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WHOA! OW!
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SORRY, MR. G, BUT MAXIE
HAS A RIGHTEOUS IDEA.
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OH, YEAH? WHAT IS IT?
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A SECURITY SYSTEM
FOR THE HOUSE.
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A WHAT?
[PJ] A BURGLAR ALARM.
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LOOK, MAX, I THOUGHT
WE SETTLED THIS.
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BUT, DAD...
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AS LONG AS YOUR DAD
IS ON THE ALERT,
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WE'RE NOT GETTING
ANY BURGLAR ALARM.
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SO, UH, HOW'D
IT GO, FELLAS?
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CRASHED AND BURNED.
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DAD THINKS
WE'RE ALREADY SAFE.
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YEP. SOME FOLKS
WON'T DO ANYTHING
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TILL IT'S TOO LATE.
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I'D SAY THAT GUY
NEEDS TO BE ROBBED.
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MR. P, THAT'S IT.
WE'LL HAVE A BURGLARY.
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YEAH, BUT, MAX, HOW DO YOU KNOW
WHEN A BURGLAR'S GONNA BURGLE?
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OH, IT'LL HAPPEN MUCH
SOONER THAN YOU THINK.
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[SNORING]
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HEE HEE HEE HEE!
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[ROOSTER CROWS]
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OOH...
MAN, AM I BEAT.
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[HUMMING]
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OHH...
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NEED SOME COFFEE.
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THIS'LL WAKE ME UP.
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STRONG STUFF.
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WHAT?
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I'VE BEEN ROBBED! ROBBED!
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HELP! HELP! THIEVES!
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HA HA HA HA HA!
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LOOK AT THAT!
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ROBBERS! BURGLARS!
CROOKS!
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HA HA HA!
YOU TELL THEM, GOOF!
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GET THE MARINES!
GET THE POLICE!
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GET THE NUMBER FOR 911!
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[LAUGHTER]
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[PJ]
CHECK IT OUT.
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HO HO HO HO!
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[MAX]
AH, DAD.
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HA HA!
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HIYA, POP.
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WHAT'S GOING ON?
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HEY! THAT'S OUR
MISSING STUFF.
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YEAH. WE STOLE IT.
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HA HA. HOPE YOU'RE
NOT SORE, MR. G.
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I DON'T THINK
THAT'S VERY FUNNY.
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THAT'S THE POINT, DAD.
BEING RIPPED OFF ISN'T FUNNY.
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GAWRSH. MAYBE I'M NOT
AS ALERT AS I THOUGHT.
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SO CAN WE GET
A SECURITY SYSTEM?
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YOU BET.
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WAY COOL!
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AND WE'LL MAKE IT
OURSELVES.
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BUT, DAD, DON'T YOU WANT ONE
OF THOSE PROFESSIONAL JOBS
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WITH THE SENSORS AND BELLS
AND LASERS AND MISSILES?
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NOPE. TOO EXPENSIVE.
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OURS WILL BE
JUST AS SNAZZY.
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YOU WATCH. WE'LL START
AS SOON AS YOU MOVE
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ALL THIS STUFF
BACK IN THE HOUSE.
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YOU SURE THIS STUFF
IS GONNA WORK?
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HECK, YEAH.
ANY CROOK DUMB ENOUGH
TO WALK THROUGH HERE
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IS IN FOR A BIG SURPRISE.
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WHOOPS. FORGOT MY SAW.
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WHOOPS! WHOA!
243
00:12:08,812 --> 00:12:10,772
BOY, FOR SOMETHING
SO STUPID,
244
00:12:10,772 --> 00:12:13,362
THAT SURE SMARTS. AH-HYUCK!
245
00:12:15,151 --> 00:12:16,651
[SAW BUZZES]
246
00:12:16,653 --> 00:12:18,863
[HAMMER POUNDS]
247
00:12:21,616 --> 00:12:23,826
PJ, WHAT'S ALL THAT RACKET?
248
00:12:23,827 --> 00:12:27,157
MR. G AND MAX ARE BUILDING
THEIR OWN SECURITY SYSTEM.
249
00:12:27,163 --> 00:12:29,213
WHY, THOSE ROCKET SCIENTISTS
250
00:12:29,207 --> 00:12:31,787
ARE PESTERING
MY PEACE AND QUIET!
251
00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:35,416
BURGLAR ALARMS. HAH!
252
00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:37,342
WHAT A BUNCH
OF SCAREDY-GOOFS.
253
00:12:37,340 --> 00:12:38,760
THEY GOT A LOT OF NERVE.
254
00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:41,088
AAH! MY BENCH SAW!
255
00:12:49,728 --> 00:12:51,478
[LAUGHING]
256
00:12:51,479 --> 00:12:54,979
QUICK! CALL THE FBI!
CALL THE CIA! CALL THE PTA!
257
00:12:54,983 --> 00:12:56,993
WHAT'S WRONG,
TINSEL TUSH?
258
00:12:56,985 --> 00:13:02,655
MY NEW $2,000-PLUS-TAX
BENCH SAW--GONE!
259
00:13:02,657 --> 00:13:06,367
I NEED SECURITY!
260
00:13:06,369 --> 00:13:09,909
YES, SIR, PETE, YOU'VE
MADE A WISE CHOICE.
261
00:13:09,914 --> 00:13:12,384
THIS IS THE WORLD'S
FINEST SECURITY SYSTEM,
262
00:13:12,375 --> 00:13:15,045
OR MY NAME'S NOT
BATTLIN' BIFF BOFFO.
263
00:13:15,045 --> 00:13:16,795
IF SOME DIRTBAG MANAGES
264
00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:19,046
TO SURVIVE THE FENCE
AND THE LASER BEAMS,
265
00:13:19,049 --> 00:13:21,969
THIS 50-GAUGE STEEL
WILL KEEP HIM OUT.
266
00:13:21,968 --> 00:13:24,718
HMM, STYLISH, TOO.
267
00:13:24,721 --> 00:13:26,771
DON'T YOU THINK
SO, SWEETUMS?
268
00:13:26,765 --> 00:13:28,095
HOW MUCH?
269
00:13:29,267 --> 00:13:31,557
ONLY, UH, 30,000.
270
00:13:34,564 --> 00:13:37,234
ARE YOU NUTS?
WE DON'T NEED ALL THIS.
271
00:13:37,233 --> 00:13:40,033
IT'S LIKE
SWATTING MOSQUITOES
WITH A BAZOOKA.
272
00:13:40,028 --> 00:13:41,398
NO, MA'AM.
273
00:13:41,404 --> 00:13:43,784
WE SAVE THE BAZOOKA
FOR THE SALESMEN.
274
00:13:43,782 --> 00:13:45,532
WITH A SINGLE BUTTON,
275
00:13:45,533 --> 00:13:47,543
INTRUDERS ARE
YESTERDAY'S HASH.
276
00:13:52,707 --> 00:13:56,997
OOH. NOW THAT'S FIREPOWER.
277
00:13:57,003 --> 00:13:59,923
AND THE BEST PART--
IT'S FULLY AUTOMATIC.
278
00:13:59,923 --> 00:14:02,883
WELL, GOTTA CONTINUE
MY WAR ON CRIME.
279
00:14:02,884 --> 00:14:04,594
SO LONG, TROOPS.
280
00:14:04,594 --> 00:14:06,764
LET'S MOVE OUT, MEN!
281
00:14:06,763 --> 00:14:10,103
HUT-2, HUT-2,
HUT-2, HUT-2.
282
00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:11,980
HUT-2, HUT-2...
283
00:14:14,396 --> 00:14:16,306
COOL!
284
00:14:16,314 --> 00:14:18,324
[SNORING]
285
00:14:18,316 --> 00:14:20,276
DAD! DAD!
286
00:14:20,276 --> 00:14:23,106
HAVE YOU SEEN HOW SAFE
PETE'S HOUSE IS?
287
00:14:23,113 --> 00:14:26,743
NOPE. I WORE MYSELF OUT
MAKING US SAFE.
288
00:14:26,741 --> 00:14:28,791
LOOKS PRETTY GOOD,
DON'T IT?
289
00:14:28,785 --> 00:14:30,745
OH. YEAH, DAD,
REAL SNAZZY.
290
00:14:30,745 --> 00:14:32,745
CAN I SLEEP OVER
PJ's TONIGHT?
291
00:14:32,747 --> 00:14:35,287
DON'T YOU WANT
TO TEST OUT THE NEW--
292
00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:36,791
THANKS, DAD. BYE.
293
00:14:36,793 --> 00:14:40,843
GEE, KITTY, GUESS IT'S
JUST YOU AND ME NOW.
294
00:14:40,839 --> 00:14:44,719
TELL YOU WHAT. I'LL TAKE
THE FIRST WATCH TONIGHT.
295
00:14:44,718 --> 00:14:46,178
[SNORING]
296
00:14:47,721 --> 00:14:50,931
OKAY. REST EASY.
297
00:14:50,932 --> 00:14:53,102
OL' GOOFY'S ON THE JOB.
298
00:15:03,486 --> 00:15:07,446
OH, YEAH. I REALLY
FEEL SAFE OVER HERE.
299
00:15:07,449 --> 00:15:11,329
LOOKS LIKE TONIGHT I'M
FINALLY GONNA GET SOME SLEEP.
300
00:15:12,871 --> 00:15:15,461
[BIFF]
GOOD. EVERYONE'S ASLEEP.
301
00:15:15,457 --> 00:15:17,917
FOLLOW ME, YOU DIM BULBS.
302
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:19,287
[BANG]
303
00:15:19,294 --> 00:15:20,884
WHAT WAS THAT?
304
00:15:31,973 --> 00:15:35,063
HEH HEH HEH!
I LOVE THIS PART.
305
00:15:35,060 --> 00:15:37,730
FIRST WE SELL 'EM,
THEN WE ROB 'EM.
306
00:15:40,190 --> 00:15:41,360
[DOOR UNLOCKS]
307
00:15:43,026 --> 00:15:44,316
BURGLARS!
308
00:15:51,201 --> 00:15:53,541
OKAY, BOYS,
STRIP THE JOINT.
309
00:15:57,999 --> 00:16:01,249
WAIT. DON'T YOU WANT
THE VAN KEYS?
310
00:16:01,252 --> 00:16:03,842
UH, PUT 'EM
IN MY POCKET, OKAY?
311
00:16:04,881 --> 00:16:06,511
GOTTA STOP THEIR GETAWAY.
312
00:16:16,017 --> 00:16:17,387
[CRASH]
313
00:16:17,394 --> 00:16:19,944
HOT DOG! BURGLARS!
314
00:16:22,607 --> 00:16:25,357
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, BOZO!
315
00:16:30,115 --> 00:16:31,905
GOTTA TELL DAD.
316
00:16:36,913 --> 00:16:39,793
I--WAIT. I CAN'T--
UH-OH...
317
00:16:39,791 --> 00:16:41,131
GRRR!
318
00:16:41,126 --> 00:16:43,836
GIVE ME THEM KEYS.
319
00:16:45,255 --> 00:16:47,045
BOSS!
320
00:16:47,048 --> 00:16:49,798
BOSS! BOSS!
HELP!
321
00:16:49,801 --> 00:16:51,471
BOSS, COME HERE!
322
00:16:51,469 --> 00:16:53,139
HE'S GOT OUR KEYS.
323
00:17:03,565 --> 00:17:07,895
PJ! SOMEBODY! HELP!
324
00:17:07,902 --> 00:17:09,322
MAX!
325
00:17:11,656 --> 00:17:13,576
HELP!
326
00:17:13,575 --> 00:17:16,485
OHH! TRAPPED!
I GOTTA HELP MAX!
327
00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:23,964
OH, THESE STUPID
SAFETY SCISSORS.
328
00:17:28,882 --> 00:17:30,432
AAH!
329
00:17:35,096 --> 00:17:36,766
DAD! DAD!
330
00:17:37,974 --> 00:17:39,274
DAD, WAKE UP!
331
00:17:39,267 --> 00:17:40,687
DAD?
332
00:17:43,772 --> 00:17:45,692
MURRAY, YOU TAKE
THE BASEMENT.
333
00:17:45,690 --> 00:17:46,980
MOOSE, FOLLOW ME.
334
00:17:50,278 --> 00:17:53,158
HEY, THIS WAS EASY.
335
00:17:53,156 --> 00:17:54,696
[ALARM BUZZES]
UH-OH.
336
00:18:00,997 --> 00:18:02,667
WHOA!
337
00:18:02,665 --> 00:18:05,125
WHOA-AAH!
338
00:18:05,126 --> 00:18:06,876
DAD, WHERE ARE YOU?
339
00:18:06,878 --> 00:18:09,008
OKAY, KID,
HAND OVER THOSE KEYS,
340
00:18:09,005 --> 00:18:12,585
OR I'LL MUSH YOU
LIKE BANANA FRITTERS.
341
00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:16,301
OH!
342
00:18:18,390 --> 00:18:21,480
HUH! WHAT DO YA KNOW?
IT REALLY WORKS.
343
00:18:22,977 --> 00:18:24,397
[GOOFY, WAFFLES SNORING]
344
00:18:27,023 --> 00:18:28,153
DAD!
345
00:18:29,693 --> 00:18:31,903
DAD, WAKE UP!
346
00:18:31,903 --> 00:18:33,993
GET THAT PIPSQUEAK!
347
00:18:35,407 --> 00:18:36,567
DAD'S STAIRBLASTER.
348
00:18:38,868 --> 00:18:40,828
WHOA!
349
00:18:40,829 --> 00:18:42,959
IT'S LAUNDRY TIME.
350
00:18:48,378 --> 00:18:50,458
AAH!
351
00:19:01,766 --> 00:19:03,386
GOTCHA!
OH!
352
00:19:05,687 --> 00:19:07,397
[GRUNTING]
353
00:19:07,397 --> 00:19:08,567
OH, BOY!
354
00:19:08,565 --> 00:19:10,065
[SNORT]
355
00:19:13,695 --> 00:19:16,405
ONE GIANT BUTT FOR MOOSEKIND.
356
00:19:21,953 --> 00:19:24,663
[RING]
357
00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:34,843
OH!
358
00:19:34,841 --> 00:19:37,091
HELP!
359
00:19:38,720 --> 00:19:39,970
FOR THE LAST TIME--
360
00:19:41,222 --> 00:19:43,562
GIVE ME THOSE KEYS!
361
00:20:10,752 --> 00:20:13,882
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
GETTIN' TIRED?
362
00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:17,720
THE KEYS, KID.
HAND THEM OVER
REAL NICE.
363
00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:20,547
I'M WILLING TO DISCUSS IT.
364
00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:23,313
YOU'RE GONNA BE RAVIOLI!
365
00:20:23,306 --> 00:20:24,766
SORRY. CHANGED MY MIND.
366
00:20:30,814 --> 00:20:32,364
ALL RIGHT, DAD!
367
00:20:46,121 --> 00:20:48,711
FORGET THE KEYS.
FORGET THE LOOT.
368
00:20:48,707 --> 00:20:51,287
I JUST WANT OUT!
369
00:20:52,419 --> 00:20:53,669
NO!
370
00:20:53,670 --> 00:20:54,920
IT CAN'T BE.
371
00:20:54,921 --> 00:20:56,761
OH! OH! OH! AAH!
372
00:20:58,550 --> 00:21:00,720
JUST HAD A CHAT
WITH THE POLICE.
373
00:21:00,719 --> 00:21:04,469
LET US OUT! LET US OUT!
374
00:21:15,233 --> 00:21:17,573
[SIREN]
375
00:21:20,071 --> 00:21:21,071
[POP]
376
00:21:21,072 --> 00:21:22,162
[MEOW]
377
00:21:22,157 --> 00:21:24,197
HUH? WHAT? HEY!
378
00:21:28,079 --> 00:21:29,959
HEY, RIP VAN WINKLE,
379
00:21:29,956 --> 00:21:31,246
YOU MISSED
ALL THE EXCITEMENT.
380
00:21:31,249 --> 00:21:33,499
I DID?
IT WAS FANTASTIC.
381
00:21:33,501 --> 00:21:35,591
YOUR SECURITY SYSTEM
WORKED GREAT.
382
00:21:35,587 --> 00:21:38,167
SEE? TOLD YOU
YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO WORRY
383
00:21:38,173 --> 00:21:40,473
WITH YOUR OLD DAD AROUND.
384
00:21:40,467 --> 00:21:43,637
WHAT SAY WE GET
SOME SHUT-EYE?
385
00:21:43,636 --> 00:21:46,846
[YAWN]
YEAH. I'M POOPED.
386
00:21:46,848 --> 00:21:48,218
UH-OH.
387
00:21:48,224 --> 00:21:51,064
HEY, LET ME IN!
LET ME IN!
388
00:21:53,730 --> 00:21:57,280
HEY, LET ME OUT!
LET ME OUT!
389
00:21:58,777 --> 00:22:01,237
HEE HEE HEE HA HA HA!
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