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Ah-hyuck!
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♪ H-h-h-hit it ♪
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♪ Like father, like son ♪
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♪ You're always number one ♪
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[both] Yes!
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♪ There's buddies
There's pals ♪
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Yeah!
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♪ You always seem to work things out ♪
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♪ Can't you see you're two of a kind ♪
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♪ Lookin' for a real good time ♪
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Whoa!
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♪ A real good time ♪
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Aah!
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♪ Report to the Goof Troop ♪
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♪ And we'll always stick together ♪
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♪ Always stick together ♪
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♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪
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♪ The best of friends forever ♪
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♪ Side by side wherever we go ♪
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♪ We're always ready to roll ♪
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♪ Now gimme a beat ♪
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♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪
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♪ And we always stick together ♪
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Gawrsh!
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♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪
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♪ The best of friends forever ♪
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♪ Now we're calling everyone ♪
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♪ Come along and join the fun ♪
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♪ Report to the Goof Troop ♪
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♪ Baa ba doo da bop baa ba doo bop ♪
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Yeah!
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[TV host] And welcome to America's
Most Painful Home Videos.
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[Goofy humming]
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Go ahead. Make me laugh.
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I'm sorry, Max.
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Ah, it's OK, Peej.
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Same thing every summer.
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Your dad takes you guys
someplace hot like Hawaii.
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My dad can't afford to go anywhere.
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If I had the bucks,
I'd buy him a real vacation.
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[meows]
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Aw, are you hungry, kitty?
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OK, got just the thing.
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[engine revving]
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...our grand prize trip
to glorious Hawaii...
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Have a dish of fish and some ham and jam
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and a side of cream and a jellybean.
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Oops. Almost forgot the olive loaf.
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Here you go, kitty.
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...our grand prize trip
to beautiful Hawaii.
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Let go, you!
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[yelling]
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Aaaahhh!
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Wait a minute.
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Painful videos!
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Free vacation!
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-Your dad!
-My dad!
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Mail before midnight tonight
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to The World's Most Painful Home Videos,
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Contusion Tower, Ohio, 4270119...
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[Goofy] One... two...
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One... two...
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One... two...
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One... two...
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One...
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Hurry up, Peej!
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Gotta be ready when
something funny happens.
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Wait till my dad catches us
with his video camera.
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With my what?
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Whoa! Whoa! Max!
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You boys got some serious grovelin' to do!
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D-- D-- Don't kill us, Dad.
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We swiped it for a good cause.
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Yeah. Every summer,
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you take your family
on a mondo expensive vacation--
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France one year,
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Egypt the next--
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While my pop can't afford anything
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but bucket fishing
for minnows in the backyard.
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Yeah, yeah. It's a cruel world. So?
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So, Max is gonna win his dad
a $10,000 vacation...
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-for free!
-For free!
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That doesn't give you
any excuse to swipe my--
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Did you say 10,000--
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For free?
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Yeah. All I need is my pop, your camera,
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and the World's Most Painful Home Videos.
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Free vacation, eh?
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Guy who gets trashed the worst wins, eh?
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Yeah. But no chance at this rate.
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My video's got to be at the TV
station by midnight tonight.
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Oh, what a son,
givin' his father a free vaca--
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Listen, if you're gonna
wrap this thing by tonight,
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you need some professional interference.
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Case in point-- What do you do
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when your star lays down on the job?
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Just wait for something
to happen, I guess.
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Wait for--
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Does corned beef
just wait for cabbages to happen?
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Now watch me and learn.
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Ahem.
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Hey!
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Big storm coming, pal.
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Better clean out your rain gutters.
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Huh?
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Aw, piffle. Ah-hyuck!
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There isn't a cloud in the sky.
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[thunder rumbling]
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Gawrsh!
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OK, kid, roll 'em!
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Whoa! Pete was right.
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Heh heh heh.
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Hey, not bad.
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Not exactly a winner, but not bad.
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You kidding?
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I'm just warming up.
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[Pete] Goof, buddy!
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Don't use that rickety old thing.
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It ain't safe.
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Here, use mine.
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Oh, gee, thanks, Petey.
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Mighty thoughtful of ya.
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Think nothin' of it, pal.
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[Goofy humming]
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Hey, Pete, gimme a hand?
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What? Oh, why, sure, neighbour.
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[chirping]
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What you need, pal?
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Hold this, would you?
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I wouldn't want to hurt
the little fellers.
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Huh?
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[screams] Stop! What are you doin'?
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Gimme a break! Let me...
Ow! That hurt!
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Get him, not me! Him!
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Ohh!
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Ow!
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Whoa!
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Whoa! Whoa!
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You getting it, Max?
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Yeah, but your dad's
doin' all the funny stuff.
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You wanna be a winner,
you gotta think big.
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[yelling]
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Aah!
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Mama!
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Well, if he isn't back down by midnight,
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we go with the hammock stunt.
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[Max] Evel Boll Weevil's
torture ramp of death?
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Your dad thinks big, all right.
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Yeah. Old Eev's gonna ride
it as a publicity stunt
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as soon as he gets out of the hospital.
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So my buddy Boll Weevil says
he needs a racing stripe
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down the middle of the ramp.
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And I think to myself,
"self, bet my old pal Goofy
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would like to pick up a few spare bucks".
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Ah-hyuck! I sure would.
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I got my eye on a new fishing bucket
over at the hardware store.
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Yeah, right. Whatever.
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Don't forget your, uh, safety harness.
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Uh, Mr P,
do you think we're goin' too far?
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Kid, a son can't go far enough
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to show how much he loves his dad.
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Wanna deny your own father
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the very thing he'll need
after a stunt like this--
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A vacation?
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Ready when you are, Petey!
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OK!
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Easy does it now!
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[Goofy humming]
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[screaming]
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-Wow!
-Wow!
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Roll 'em! Roll 'em!
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Oh, uh, yeah!
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Whoa!
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Solid gold!
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Aah!
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Ya-hoo!
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Awesome!
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Whew!
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Uh-oh!
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Aah!
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[humming]
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Bodacious!
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Well, pal,
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you did a great job.
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I did?
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Here, buy yourself that bucket.
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Ah-hyuck! Thanks, Pete.
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Have we got a winner or what?
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What a kid.
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Wish I had a son that'd do that for me.
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Sure thing, Pop.
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Be happy to blow you to smithereens--
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Yeah, fine, right, swell.
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I'll drive this down
to the TV station myself
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so we'll, uh, beat the deadline.
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Thanks, Mr P.
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Don't mention it.
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Just learn to think as big as I do,
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and some day you'll be as
big in this town as me.
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Free vacation, here we come.
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Heh heh. You said it, kid.
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You said it.
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Hello, all you wild and wacky people,
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and welcome to the World's
Most Painful Home Videos.
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[cheering]
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Thank you. Our runner-up video
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is really thumb-thing. Ha ha ha ha ha!
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So take it away,
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Mrs Bruce Bruce of
Keosquawkett, Southwest.
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Oh!
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[crowd laughing]
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[crowd laughing]
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I don't get it.
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I haven't heard word 1 from that show.
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That tape was grand prize stuff.
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Well, maybe they wanna surprise you.
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I hope so.
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Don't wanna be bucket fishers
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the rest of our lives.
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Hey! Lookie look!
They're announcing the winner!
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Everybody pay attention! Lookie lookie!
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And now, the winner of the $10,000
Hawaiian vacation--
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he takes a thrashin'
and keeps on dashin'--
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he's the rocket roller!
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[cheering]
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-[laughing]
-Yay! Yahoo!
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We won! We won!
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We're going on vacation!
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Oh, gee. And here he is in person
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to accept his prize.
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Huh?
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[Pete] Stupid head.
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Can't see a thing.
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[crowd laughing]
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[Goofy] Ah-hyuck! Hey, look! It's me!
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No, it's not.
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I'd know that jelly roll anywhere.
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That's Pete!
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But he-- We weren't-- He was...
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I gave him my tape!
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He delivered it himself.
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But whose name did he put on it?
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Congratulations!
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And whoa!
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I see we've added a little ballast
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in the last week, huh?
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What do you mean?
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I mean, ah-hyuck.
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Yeah. Gawrsh, I guess I did.
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Hyuck, hyuck.
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Consumer rip-off!
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Pete stole my dad's vacation!
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Well, enjoy your vacation in Hawaii, sir.
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-Just don't break the island, OK?
-[crowd laughing]
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No, really,
I'd love to go there myself someday,
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if it's still there. Ha ha ha ha!
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Of all the two-faced, no-good...
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Low-down, doody-daddy...
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Pot-bellied, melon-headed...
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You... you... you... Hawaii stealer!
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Vacation stealing clods!
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You forgot slimy.
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You mean we don't get to go to Hawaii?
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Aw, Dad.
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Now don't give up yet.
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You just wait until lardo gets home.
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[chuckles] I'll use my secret weapon.
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What's that?
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My mouth!
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OK, Houston, we have ETA
in approximately...
271
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Four... three... two... one...
272
00:14:27,784 --> 00:14:31,374
[Peg] You miserable,
cheese-eating pile of flab!
273
00:14:31,454 --> 00:14:35,134
Your own neighbour's never
had a decent vacation in his life!
274
00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:38,588
His kid tries to give him one,
and you go and steal it from him!
275
00:14:38,670 --> 00:14:41,670
Of all the low-down, miserable, no-good...
276
00:14:41,756 --> 00:14:45,426
But, dumplin' dip,
I did it for you and the kids.
277
00:14:45,510 --> 00:14:49,560
I wouldn't luau with you
if my hula hips depended on it!
278
00:14:50,140 --> 00:14:52,270
You give those tickets
back to Goofy and Max,
279
00:14:52,350 --> 00:14:54,600
or you're going on vacation alone!
280
00:14:55,437 --> 00:14:59,687
Hmpff! Well, maybe I just will go alone.
281
00:14:59,774 --> 00:15:01,324
[grumbling]
282
00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:04,201
Busted my buns.
Trashed my own property.
283
00:15:04,279 --> 00:15:06,199
Crashed into cactus.
284
00:15:06,281 --> 00:15:08,371
I earned it fair and square, see?
285
00:15:08,450 --> 00:15:09,740
I can't believe--
286
00:15:09,826 --> 00:15:12,326
I'll go to Hawaii all by myself
287
00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:13,912
if I have to.
288
00:15:13,997 --> 00:15:15,287
[doorbell rings]
289
00:15:16,833 --> 00:15:18,963
Mom, you were really awesome!
290
00:15:19,044 --> 00:15:20,594
That was very well done.
291
00:15:20,670 --> 00:15:21,880
Thanks, Pistol.
292
00:15:21,963 --> 00:15:23,213
I'm sorry, guys.
293
00:15:23,298 --> 00:15:25,758
I gave it my best shot. No luck.
294
00:15:25,842 --> 00:15:28,512
Hey, does corned beef depend on luck?
295
00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:29,845
Gather around, everybody.
296
00:15:29,888 --> 00:15:32,718
This con game just went into overtime.
297
00:15:32,807 --> 00:15:35,557
If there's one thing
I learned from Pete,
298
00:15:35,643 --> 00:15:36,903
it's that we gotta...
299
00:15:36,978 --> 00:15:38,728
-think big.
-Think big.
300
00:15:38,813 --> 00:15:41,273
So here's what we're gonna do.
301
00:15:54,996 --> 00:15:57,036
Sleepin' like a baby.
302
00:15:57,123 --> 00:15:58,463
OK, Let's get to work.
303
00:16:03,713 --> 00:16:05,803
And... action!
304
00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:10,350
[Goofy] Peeete!
305
00:16:10,428 --> 00:16:14,848
Ohh, Peeete!
306
00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:28,815
Howdy, Peeete.
307
00:16:28,905 --> 00:16:31,275
G-- G-- G-- G-- Goofy?
308
00:16:31,366 --> 00:16:35,446
B-- B-- But you're a g-- g-- g-- ghost!
309
00:16:35,537 --> 00:16:39,997
Yup. Drowned in my own fishin' bucket.
310
00:16:40,083 --> 00:16:42,633
Some say I done myself in,
311
00:16:42,711 --> 00:16:44,131
that I couldn't face
312
00:16:44,212 --> 00:16:47,172
another vacation in the backyard
313
00:16:47,257 --> 00:16:50,887
while my neighbour flew off to Hawaii
314
00:16:50,969 --> 00:16:53,429
with my ticket.
315
00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:56,603
Uh, uh, n-- n-- now look, pally,
316
00:16:56,683 --> 00:16:58,773
i-- it isn't like that at all.
317
00:16:58,852 --> 00:17:03,022
Ohhh, you did it, Pete!
318
00:17:03,106 --> 00:17:05,026
Guilty!
319
00:17:05,108 --> 00:17:07,488
Guilty!
320
00:17:07,569 --> 00:17:10,359
Stand by for scene two.
321
00:17:15,118 --> 00:17:17,498
[babbling]
322
00:17:17,579 --> 00:17:20,459
Well, I meant to,
but I didn't really mean to.
323
00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:23,840
Oh, but I was only the first victim
324
00:17:23,918 --> 00:17:26,668
of your villainy, Pete.
325
00:17:26,755 --> 00:17:31,715
Travel now behind
the raveled curtain of time
326
00:17:31,801 --> 00:17:35,351
and into the future!
327
00:17:35,930 --> 00:17:37,680
[Pete babbling]
328
00:17:41,019 --> 00:17:42,349
Lights!
329
00:17:45,190 --> 00:17:46,190
Huh?
330
00:17:46,274 --> 00:17:50,034
The biggest used car dealer in the world.
331
00:17:50,111 --> 00:17:53,281
Junk heaps as far as the eye can see,
332
00:17:53,365 --> 00:17:55,445
and they're all mine!
333
00:17:55,533 --> 00:17:58,203
That is, until I unload 'em
334
00:17:58,286 --> 00:18:01,456
on all the suckers of the world.
Ha ha ha ha!
335
00:18:04,834 --> 00:18:08,214
Uh, uh, Mr. Max, uh, sir?
336
00:18:08,296 --> 00:18:09,916
Buttercup?
337
00:18:10,006 --> 00:18:14,216
You aren't here to beg
for another raise, are you?
338
00:18:14,302 --> 00:18:16,472
Because you won't get one, see?
339
00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:19,016
Oh, but you pay so little,
340
00:18:19,099 --> 00:18:21,099
I can't even buy food.
341
00:18:21,184 --> 00:18:22,394
Should've thought of that
342
00:18:22,477 --> 00:18:25,227
before you let me steal Pete's car lot.
343
00:18:25,313 --> 00:18:27,903
That kid took over my business?
344
00:18:27,982 --> 00:18:30,112
Oh, you tricked him!
345
00:18:30,193 --> 00:18:32,743
You pretended to be Pete's friend,
346
00:18:32,821 --> 00:18:34,571
and then you stole it from him!
347
00:18:34,656 --> 00:18:37,116
[sobs] It was cruel.
348
00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:39,120
Just thinking big.
349
00:18:39,202 --> 00:18:42,332
Little trick I picked up
from your late husband.
350
00:18:42,414 --> 00:18:45,254
L-- L-- L-- Late?
351
00:18:45,333 --> 00:18:49,423
And now I have to work
as your cleaning lady
352
00:18:49,504 --> 00:18:53,174
for only 3 cents an hour.
353
00:18:53,258 --> 00:18:57,178
What? Why, that's 2 cents
less than I pay my ma.
354
00:18:57,262 --> 00:18:59,762
I'll rip that weasel limb from limb.
355
00:18:59,848 --> 00:19:03,478
By the way, too bad about your kids.
356
00:19:03,601 --> 00:19:05,771
[gasp] You mean?
357
00:19:05,854 --> 00:19:07,194
Yep.
358
00:19:07,272 --> 00:19:08,822
Well, ah-hyuck,
359
00:19:08,898 --> 00:19:10,938
the streets are safe for tonight.
360
00:19:11,026 --> 00:19:15,276
Yep, the police have
kiddie criminals Scarlet P.J.
361
00:19:15,363 --> 00:19:17,623
and pistol-packin' Pistol cornered
362
00:19:17,699 --> 00:19:19,829
in the corner of a sleazy alley
363
00:19:19,909 --> 00:19:21,829
and are about to let 'em have it.
364
00:19:21,911 --> 00:19:26,331
[crying] Oh, the shame of it!
365
00:19:26,416 --> 00:19:28,376
My kids, crooks?
366
00:19:28,460 --> 00:19:30,340
You're surrounded, Scarlet.
367
00:19:30,420 --> 00:19:32,050
Throw down your guns.
368
00:19:32,130 --> 00:19:34,720
You'll never take us alive, see?
369
00:19:34,799 --> 00:19:38,509
Yeah, stinkin' coppers, uh, see?
370
00:19:38,595 --> 00:19:40,635
[gunfire]
371
00:19:40,722 --> 00:19:43,812
Oh! Ooh! Aah!
372
00:19:43,892 --> 00:19:46,192
They got me, see?
373
00:19:46,269 --> 00:19:47,849
Oh! Hoo!
374
00:19:47,937 --> 00:19:50,317
Aah! Ooh! Uh!
375
00:19:50,398 --> 00:19:53,028
They got me, too! Uhh!
376
00:19:53,109 --> 00:19:55,449
[sobbing]
377
00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:58,198
[wailing]
378
00:20:04,579 --> 00:20:07,209
All right, all right,
all right, all right.
379
00:20:07,290 --> 00:20:09,580
You got 15 minutes off next week
380
00:20:09,668 --> 00:20:13,298
for the funeral!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
381
00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:15,720
[screams]
382
00:20:15,882 --> 00:20:19,892
Why? Why did you become crooks?
383
00:20:20,095 --> 00:20:22,005
[gasping]
384
00:20:22,097 --> 00:20:25,557
Just followin' in your footsteps, Dad.
385
00:20:27,185 --> 00:20:30,055
Like father... [cough]...
386
00:20:31,856 --> 00:20:34,106
like... son.
387
00:20:34,192 --> 00:20:37,202
[wailing]
388
00:20:37,278 --> 00:20:40,528
Oh, my baby boy! Gone!
389
00:20:40,615 --> 00:20:44,235
And it's all your fault, Pete.
390
00:20:44,327 --> 00:20:46,157
None of this woulda happened
391
00:20:46,246 --> 00:20:49,616
if you hadn't stolen my vacation from me!
392
00:20:49,708 --> 00:20:53,748
I'm sorry! Please!
393
00:20:53,837 --> 00:20:56,127
Just give me one more chance.
394
00:20:56,214 --> 00:20:58,264
I'll make it up to everybody!
395
00:20:58,341 --> 00:20:59,841
I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry!
396
00:20:59,926 --> 00:21:02,546
I-- I-- I'll take you all to Hawaii!
397
00:21:02,637 --> 00:21:05,307
I'll wait on you hand and foot.
398
00:21:09,436 --> 00:21:11,396
I'll give everything back--
399
00:21:11,479 --> 00:21:14,479
the tickets, the surfboard,
my hula skirt--
400
00:21:14,566 --> 00:21:16,356
Well, maybe not the hula skirt but
401
00:21:16,443 --> 00:21:19,903
just don't let these
horrible things happen.
402
00:21:19,988 --> 00:21:23,828
Well, got to consult with the spirits,
403
00:21:23,908 --> 00:21:26,408
but, uh, I guess that can be arranged.
404
00:21:26,494 --> 00:21:29,164
[whimpering] It can?
405
00:21:32,584 --> 00:21:36,004
Ah-hyuck! You're right, Max.
406
00:21:36,087 --> 00:21:39,257
This sure beats bucket
fishin' in the backyard.
407
00:21:39,341 --> 00:21:40,471
Yep.
408
00:21:45,055 --> 00:21:48,015
Uh, Garcon, more lemonade.
409
00:21:48,099 --> 00:21:50,189
Why should I do all the work
410
00:21:50,268 --> 00:21:53,938
just because of some stupid
promises to some stupid ghost?
411
00:21:54,022 --> 00:21:55,942
Well, I quit, see?
412
00:21:56,024 --> 00:21:57,534
Let them get their own drinks!
413
00:21:57,609 --> 00:22:01,739
[ghost voice] Oh, Petey!
414
00:22:01,821 --> 00:22:05,371
Icy-cold lemonade comin' up, pal.
415
00:22:12,207 --> 00:22:13,917
♪ Gimme a beat ♪
416
00:22:14,167 --> 00:22:15,877
[theme music playing]
417
00:22:40,318 --> 00:22:41,488
Yeah!
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