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Ah-hyuck!
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♪ H-h-h-hit it ♪
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♪ Like father, like son ♪
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♪ You're always number one ♪
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[both] Yes!
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♪ There's buddies,
There's pals ♪
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Yeah!
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♪ You always seem to work things out ♪
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♪ Can't you see you're two of a kind ♪
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♪ Lookin' for a real good time ♪
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♪ A real good time ♪
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Aah!
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♪ Report to the Goof Troop ♪
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♪ And we'll always stick together ♪
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♪ Always stick together ♪
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♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪
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♪ The best of friends forever ♪
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♪ Side by side wherever we go ♪
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♪ We're always ready to roll ♪
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♪ Now gimme a beat ♪
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♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪
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♪ And we always stick together ♪
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Gawrsh!
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♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪
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♪ The best of friends forever ♪
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♪ Now we're calling everyone ♪
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♪ Come along and join the fun ♪
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♪ Report to the Goof Troop ♪
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♪ Baa ba doo da bop baa ba doo bop ♪
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Yeah!
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[Bif]
Fact or fiction? You decide!
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I'm Bif Fuddled, and this is odd facts,
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strange stuff, and things
too weird to fake.
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Ah-hyuck! Golden age of tellyvision!
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[gulps]
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Come on out, I gotcha covered.
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Max! Whatcha doin' in there?
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I'm fishin' for loose change.
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There's this cool video game
I just gotta have,
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but I'm a quarter short and I...
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Yes!
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Button.
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Say... uh, Dad?
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You wouldn't wanna slide me an advance
on the old allowance, would ya?
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[Goofy] You're already advanced clear to
your seventh year of high school.
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[Max] High school doesn't go seven years.
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[Goofy] It did for me.
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[man on TV]
First up, a fabulous fortune!
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-As in money?
-That's right!
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Obscene amounts of cashola,
dinero, do-re-mi!
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Our story begins off the coast
of Spoonerville...
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Hey, that's our town!
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Here we are at Scarier Reef.
Far below asleep in the deep
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lies the legendary treasure
of the Pirate Nearbeard.
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Treasure? Forget the video game.
I could buy a whole arcade!
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Yeow!
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Hey, I found a quarter for ya, Max!
Ah-hyuck!
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Max?
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Now, I'm gonna need a boat.
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[Pete whistling]
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You call that a plan?
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Me ask my dad to take us fishin'?
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You wanna get rich, don't you?
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-Yeah.
-Attaboy.
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Then we need your dad's boat
to find the treasure.
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Testing!
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Forget it, Max.
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Awww, Peej, fishin' with your dad.
What could be more fun?
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Eating glass.
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You got any idea what fishin'
with him is like?
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Not to mention when I turn green,
and toss three meals a day!
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I'll be in there tossin' with ya!
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We'll stick together like Lewis 'n' Clark,
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like Chip 'n' Dale,
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like... peanut butter and sardines.
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No. Forget it, Max. No way!
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You cannot talk me into this one.
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Every time. How does he do it?
Every... single... time.
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"Turbo blast," hmmm.
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"50 megatons of power in a convenient,
spill-proof bottle."
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-[PJ] Ahem!
-Yeah?
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Hi there, Dad.
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Y'know, we really oughta
spend more time together.
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Hi, there, Dad, you know we really
ought to spend more time together.
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Yeah, right. What for?
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You know, Dad, I would really like it
if you'd take m-me, uh...
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Say it!
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Fishin'.
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You would? Gee, son, ya mean it?
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No--yes. When I sit on your bended knee,
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there is no son as pleased as me.
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For of them all, I am most glad
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"...that I'm your boy and you're my dad.
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Happy father's day, love, Max-- Oops!
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That I'm your boy and you're my dad.
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Happy father's day, love, Max.
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Oh, that's so sweet.
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Love, Max?
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Uh, I mean, I'd love to maximize
my time with you.
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Dad, let's go fishin'!
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Well, all right.
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Ah-hyuck!
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My boy wants to follow in my footsteps.
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Welcome aboard, son.
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Ah-hyuck! Great!
We'll have a grand old time.
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-Peej.
-Max.
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What do you mean you got a little problem?
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Maybe problem's too strong a word.
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Nothing's wrong with
the father-son fishing plan.
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C'mon, Max!
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Just got one too many fathers.
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[whistle blows]
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C'mon, son. Your voyage to manhood's
about to shove off.
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Max, you're coming along, right?
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Yeah, oh, yeah, just gimme a minute.
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A minute? Shucks, we've got all day!
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Uh, well, I was sorta hopin' to go
with P.J. over there.
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Oh, you can hang out with P.J. anytime.
Today it's just the two of us.
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[stammering]
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Max!
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Oh. Forget them goofs.
We're gonna have some real fun.
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Peej!
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Some fun, eh, kiddo?
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[P.J. groaning]
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Gawrsh, son, got a nibble already?
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[Pete] Outta the way! [laughs]
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Gangway!
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Ya got a whopper!
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Maaaaxx!
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You're doin' great, son, don'tcha think
y'oughta give 'er a little slack?
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[screaming]
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Max!
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The perfect spot. Nobody for miles.
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Whoooaaaaah!
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Hey! Leggo my boat!
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Ahoy, Pete! Ah-hyuck!
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[screams]
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If those goofs are fishing here,
we're not.
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[panting] That was your great,
fantastic plan?
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Hey, we're together, aren't we?
Now, nothing is going to keep us apart.
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Garwsh, Max. Thought ya wanted
to go fishin' with me.
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Oh, yeah, right, just the two of us.
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That way, nobody else will know
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about your secret fishing spot.
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Secret fishing spot?
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Secret fishing spot?
Gawrsh, didn't even know I had--
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You know. Where the big ones are biting.
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Goof, mi amigo,
buddy, ol' pal, ol' neighbor, ol' chum,
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I think we oughta stick together.
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[Max] There it is. Scarier Reef.
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Weigh anchor!
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Oof! Ayeee!
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What about Mr. G.?
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Well, the sea's a harsh mistress, my boy.
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[panting] Anchor's weighed.
She's about a ton.
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Urmph... urk, Dad?
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Yeah, I know, son. Cute, ain't it?
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Here. I'm gonna show you how to hook
the man-sized ones.
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Hyuck! Here ya go, Max.
Now to find some bait. Let's see.
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-When are we gonna look for gold?
-As soon as we ditch the dads.
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-How?
-New plan.
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-I hate this.
-You'll love it.
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-You get to hit me.
-Really?
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Yeah, but I get to hit you... first!
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[Max] Is not!
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Dad, P.J. says Pete's a better fisherman
than you.
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[sobbing]
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Say, what do you mean
lettin' your kid hit my kid
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just for tellin' the truth
about your lame self?
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Oh, now, Pete, don't get yourself
all riled.
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Of course, I am better fisherman.
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Oh, yeah?
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-Well, maybe I am.
-Well, I say I am.
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-I am. I am. I am.
-I am. I am. I am.
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Gimme that! I'll show ya fishin'!
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Here, Dad!
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Worked like gangbusters.
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[P.J.] Wait a minute.
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How's my dad's fish finder
gonna find gold?
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We set it for
goldfish, Einstein.
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Whoa, that's pretty high tech stuff, man.
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-Are you sure you know what you're doin'?
-One button. Piece of cake.
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[beeping]
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Yeah!
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The nerve of that flathead.
Fishin's my life. Grew up on COD.
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Tuna think I'm the big kahuna.
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[laughs] That's a good one.
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-What?
-[humming]
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[laughs]
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Guess the sea monkeys aren't bitin',
Mr. Big-time Fisherman!
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Now, looky here, Goof. Got me a big one!
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Ah-hyuck! Cute li'l feller.
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[laughs]
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Yeow!
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Yeow!
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[robotic voice]
Fish finder 5000 operating.
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Please enter the fish of your choice.
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Flounder, sturgeon, shark, goldfish.
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All right! Goldfish!
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It's right under us!
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-Yes!
-Yes!
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-[Pete] That's it! I'm leaving!
-Now? We're so close.
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Secret fishin' spot, my squiggly squid.
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I'm not wasting my time here.
Raise anchor!
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Quick, get me a big fish!
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Huh?
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-Is this big enough?
-No, but it will be.
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Pete's going to love this one.
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It's my boat. I decide
where we're gonna fish!
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And I say--
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we're fishing right here.
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-Drop anchor!
-Okey-dokey.
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Old Goof lips will be crying in his
root beer when he sees this puppy!
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Now, here's one for the record books!
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[raspberry]
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[chomp]
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Yeow!
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Lots of spunk for a little guy.
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Umph! We're outta here right now!
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Excellent idea, sir! We'll get the anchor.
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Yeah, we'll get the... What?
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We're leaving?
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Aww, Peej, ye of little faith.
You drop me to the bottom.
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I'll hook the anchor to the chest.
End of nautical nightmare,
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beginning of a rich and famous lifestyle!
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You mean we get to go home?
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Aah!
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-You had to pick a heavy treasure.
-Heavy's good! You want heavy.
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That means lots to go around.
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Hey, quit playing with that anchor.
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We're gettin' out of here now, see!
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[man]
Attention! Attention!
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You're advised to return to harbor.
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A major storm is approaching Spooner Bay.
Rain, thunder.
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Lightning?
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You heard him, Pete, better skedaddle!
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Ohh, I get it.
Wanna quit while you're ahead, eh?
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Tryin' to show me up
in front of my boy, huh?
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Nothin' doin', Goof!
Drop anchor! We're staying!
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No!
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We just--
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Storm or no storm, there's a big fish
out there with my name on it.
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[Max straining] No, I deserve this.
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I have this coming to me.
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C'mon, Max! Storm's comin'!
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Gotta batten down the hatches!
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[tires squealing]
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Stow down! Steer clear!
Sit tight! Stay cool!
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Lash yourselves to the mast!
It's a hurricane!
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Aah! Ow!
251
00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:21,356
[grunts]
252
00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:30,738
Dad, don'tcha think
we should be goin' home?
253
00:16:30,824 --> 00:16:33,204
Nah, it's just a drizzle.
254
00:16:35,161 --> 00:16:40,001
Your old man's not beat yet!
We'll show the goofs how real men fish!
255
00:16:41,835 --> 00:16:44,125
Just a squall!
256
00:16:45,380 --> 00:16:49,720
Ugh! Peej! C'mon, help me!
257
00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:56,557
-Forget it, Max.
-Aah!
258
00:16:56,641 --> 00:17:01,231
So this is what they mean by
"Yo, ho, blow the man down!"
259
00:17:11,781 --> 00:17:13,451
[all] Shark!
260
00:17:13,992 --> 00:17:15,792
-Aah!
-Aah!
261
00:17:18,997 --> 00:17:20,997
[boing]
262
00:17:37,599 --> 00:17:40,229
I think we've got a little problem.
263
00:17:46,816 --> 00:17:48,396
Back in business!
264
00:17:48,485 --> 00:17:51,065
First Mate P.J., front and center!
265
00:17:51,154 --> 00:17:52,664
B-B-But, Dad!
266
00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:54,119
That's an order, sailor!
267
00:17:58,286 --> 00:18:00,906
Belay that order! Back! I'll come there!
268
00:18:04,084 --> 00:18:07,754
Aah! Help! Aah!
269
00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:09,755
[straining]
270
00:18:09,839 --> 00:18:11,049
[P.J.] Cut it out!
271
00:18:11,132 --> 00:18:13,512
Hey. What's up, guys?
272
00:18:16,971 --> 00:18:19,271
My boaaaat!
273
00:18:28,316 --> 00:18:30,276
She's still in one piece.
274
00:18:32,946 --> 00:18:34,446
-No!
-No!
275
00:18:35,073 --> 00:18:36,533
Abandon ship!
276
00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:41,374
Abandon it? I haven't paid for it yet!
277
00:18:45,333 --> 00:18:48,593
TV, VCR, CD, hi-fi, shortwave,
longwave, microwave,
278
00:18:48,670 --> 00:18:51,420
recliner, pool table, Jacuzzi, and...
279
00:18:51,506 --> 00:18:53,256
My rubber duckie.
280
00:18:58,430 --> 00:18:59,970
[crying]
281
00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:02,096
Everything...
282
00:19:03,685 --> 00:19:05,435
Sunk!
283
00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:12,110
We're not moving.
284
00:19:12,527 --> 00:19:14,647
Max, what're ya doing?
285
00:19:15,530 --> 00:19:17,410
Carry-on luggage?
286
00:19:18,074 --> 00:19:19,994
My treasure!
287
00:19:20,452 --> 00:19:24,542
Treasure? Daddy needs a new boat.
288
00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:26,790
[squealing tires]
289
00:19:27,417 --> 00:19:29,997
My treasure, your dad?
This guy'll eat anything.
290
00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:38,760
I'll save you, Skipper!
291
00:19:54,194 --> 00:19:55,654
[squealing tires]
292
00:19:57,030 --> 00:19:58,110
[both scream]
293
00:20:06,164 --> 00:20:08,124
Your plan just keeps gettin' better, Max.
294
00:20:08,208 --> 00:20:09,458
Hey, I can adapt.
295
00:20:19,052 --> 00:20:20,182
Whooooaaaa!
296
00:20:21,137 --> 00:20:24,017
[all screaming]
297
00:20:27,102 --> 00:20:28,812
Whoooooaaaaa!
298
00:20:31,106 --> 00:20:33,106
Hello! I'm Bif Fuddled!
299
00:20:33,191 --> 00:20:35,901
Yeah, I'm a little confused myself.
300
00:20:35,985 --> 00:20:39,105
No, I'm Bif Fuddled, and you're on TV!
301
00:20:39,197 --> 00:20:41,987
You've just recovered
the legendary treasure of Near Beard!
302
00:20:42,075 --> 00:20:44,035
Fact or fiction?
303
00:20:45,078 --> 00:20:46,538
Fact! Every word!
304
00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:50,666
And not only that, I also captured
that shark over there
305
00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:52,880
with my bare hands.
306
00:20:52,961 --> 00:20:54,501
[spectators] Ooh!
307
00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:59,798
Millions of people are watching.
What do you say we open her up?
308
00:21:00,260 --> 00:21:03,640
Rich and famous in one shot.
309
00:21:03,847 --> 00:21:05,847
[spectators] Ahh!
310
00:21:06,808 --> 00:21:09,268
That's my treasure! I worked for it!
311
00:21:09,352 --> 00:21:11,562
C'mon, lemme through!
312
00:21:11,646 --> 00:21:15,396
Oh, bad break! It's a Pistoosa!
313
00:21:15,483 --> 00:21:18,243
Everybody knows that Pistoosas
are worth less than nothing.
314
00:21:18,319 --> 00:21:20,739
Let's look at the bar graph.
315
00:21:20,822 --> 00:21:21,742
Huh?
316
00:21:22,073 --> 00:21:24,123
What do you mean with that nothin' stuff?
317
00:21:29,164 --> 00:21:30,964
[spectators] Boo! Hiss!
318
00:21:31,041 --> 00:21:33,081
A fake shark, sir?
319
00:21:34,085 --> 00:21:36,585
Well, this show will not resort
to cheap trickery.
320
00:21:36,838 --> 00:21:40,048
Expensive, yes. Cheap, never!
321
00:21:40,592 --> 00:21:43,552
Wait a minute!
Don't I get anything outta this?
322
00:21:46,473 --> 00:21:51,523
On a scale of 1 to 10,
I give this plan a Pistoosa.
323
00:21:51,644 --> 00:21:54,364
All I wanted was one lousy quarter.
324
00:21:57,942 --> 00:22:02,072
I had so much fun fishin' with ya, Max,
I almost forgot.
325
00:22:02,155 --> 00:22:04,615
Found it in the sofa.
326
00:22:04,699 --> 00:22:06,789
Way to go, Dad!
327
00:22:06,868 --> 00:22:09,078
See? Told you it'd be easy.
328
00:22:15,043 --> 00:22:16,423
♪ Gimme a beat ♪
329
00:22:16,503 --> 00:22:19,803
[theme music playing]
330
00:22:43,279 --> 00:22:44,319
Yeah!
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