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Ah-hyuck!
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♪ H-h-h-hit it ♪
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♪ Like father, like son ♪
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♪ You're always number one ♪
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[both]
Yes!
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♪ There's buddies
There's pals ♪
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Yeah!
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♪ You always seem to work things out ♪
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♪ Can't you see you're two of a kind ♪
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♪ Lookin' for a real good time ♪
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Whoa!
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♪ A real good time ♪
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Aah!
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♪ Report to the Goof Troop ♪
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♪ And we'll always stick together ♪
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♪ Always stick together ♪
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♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪
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♪ The best of friends forever ♪
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♪ Side by side wherever we go ♪
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♪ We're always ready to roll ♪
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♪ Now gimme a beat ♪
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♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪
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♪ And we always stick together ♪
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Gawrsh!
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♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪
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♪ The best of friends forever ♪
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♪ Now we're calling everyone ♪
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♪ Come along and join the fun ♪
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♪ Report to the Goof Troop ♪
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♪ Baa ba doo da bop baa ba doo bop ♪
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Yeah!
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[dog barking]
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[humming]
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[rattling]
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[thudding]
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[humming]
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[sleepily] Ah, a little early
for this, isn't it, Dad?
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Well, got a lot of work to do, Max.
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Place doesn't get to look
like a dream all by itself.
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Well, I'm getting pretty good
at this hammering thing.
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Been over an hour and haven't hit one...
[screaming]
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-[thumping like heartbeat]
-...finger.
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still got seven more good ones, anyway.
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-[hammering]
-[Goofy screaming]
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Six more.
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-[hammering]
-[Goofy screaming]
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Five more.
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I can't go on like this.
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-[hammering]
-[Goofy screaming]
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Three more.
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[Pete shouting] Quiet!
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-[thumping]
-[crashing]
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Lose more hammers that way.
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[Goofy straining]
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Almost got it open, Max.
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[straining]
Must be one of them loose screws
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or stuck-up latches.
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Say, did some idiot...
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[straining]
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[both scream]
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[crashing]
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Oof! Hiya, Pete.
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-Ah-hyuck!
-Thanks for breaking my fall.
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Get off me, you tapioca brain!
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Here, to welcome you
to the neighbourhood!
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Gawrsh, Pete.
Just what I always wanted. A box!
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It's an earthquake kit!
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I, uh, I guess you know
your house is built
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on one of the largest and most actively
dangerous earthquake faults
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in the world!
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Gawrsh, our very own fault.
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[laughs]
Doesn't get much better than this!
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Well, it's time to send the goof
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flying off the Richter scale
and out of my life!
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[laughs]
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[door opening and closing]
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[snarling]
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I'll just set her for a 6.0.
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And it's showtime!
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[rumbling]
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Indigestion!
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[rumbling]
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[Max] Help!
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Come on, Maxie, this ain't
no time to take a snooze!
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We still got a lot of unpacking to do!
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[crashing]
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Gawrsh, looks like you can
take that nap after all, son.
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[Pete] Howdy, neighbor! Thought you might
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want some help packing up your...
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-Like I said, sure are lucky...
-[sobbing]
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...to have our very own earthquake fault.
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[mumbles] Why, that no good...
Think he could pull the wool...
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[humming]
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[straining] Can't have this
thing cluttering up the basement.
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We got our own clutter for that.
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[screams]
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I'll just rev up my do-it-yourself
quake-maker for a 9.6!
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[rattling]
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[rumbling]
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[crashing]
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[Pete screams]
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Heads up, P.J.!
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One state-of-the-art,
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top-secret communication system coming up!
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Ready!
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P.J., are you communerating
with that goof kid?
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[clanking]
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[groaning]
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Whoa, uh, nice catch, Dad.
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-[mumbles]
-[sizzling]
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-[humming]
-[clamouring]
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Max, have you seen my dental floss?
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Oh, never mind, this'll do.
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-[grunts]
-[thuds]
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[straining]
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[gasping]
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Just where do you think you're going?
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Uh, next door, sort of.
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With those crazies? Forget it!
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You've got cans to crush, remember?
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What?
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A hundred and fifty thousand
aluminium cans!
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Why, at 0.5 cents a can,
your two percent of the profits
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could amount to thousands
and thousands of cents!
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[straining, laughs]
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The family boots.
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Passed down through the generations.
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You see the secret's
in the 300-pound cement soles.
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[chuckles]
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There, fits like a glove!
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Here. Now you want
to use caution on account of
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because sometimes those cans
ricochet when you crush them!
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Aw. Daddy's little boy...
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[sniffs] isn't a little boy anymore.
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[sobs]
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Make me proud, son!
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[wobbling]
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[straining]
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[laughs]
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That'll keep him away from the little goof
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until the tricentennial.
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-[screaming]
-[crashing]
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-Family boots, huh?
-Yes.
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Bummer. You know, there is an easier way.
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Uh-uh, uh-uh! Get your mitts out of there!
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-This is for Goofy!
-Ow!
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But I haven't eaten a thing
in hours, muffin tin!
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Well, for you, I made
a nice low-cholesterol mush!
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Oh, boy, yum city.
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[slurping noisily]
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-[thumping]
-[coughing]
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[Pete chuckles]
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Well, maybe a little hot sauce,
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a little mustard, a little hot sauce,
a little chili peppers, and a little...
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No, no, no. A lot of hot sauce!
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[cackles]
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And now for the Pete
de résistance,
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pure jalapeno consecrate.
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-[dripping]
-[sizzling]
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[boiling]
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[exploding]
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[laughs] Yeah, this is guaranteed
to incinerate his innards!
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Gawrsh, Petey. It's a work of art!
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-Dig in!
-[munching noisily]
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Like it?
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[sniggers]
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[gulps] Not bad.
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[laughs] You got any hot sauce?
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Give me that!
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[slurping]
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[fire alarm ringing]
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[screaming]
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[yells]
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[splashing]
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[hissing]
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[clinking]
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And then we add a dash of nitro.
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Count to 10 and good-bye, Goofer!
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[Pete laughs]
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Here you go, neighbor.
I thought you could use a little help.
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Oh, gawrsh, Pete.
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Ah-hyuck! It sure is fun
having you as a neighbor.
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[laughs] Believe me,
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it's even gonna be more fun for me.
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[laughs]
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-[engine sputters]
-[straining]
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Almost had it that time.
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-[engine sputters]
-[straining] Hmm.
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Must be one of them fool-injection models.
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[grunts]
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[grunts]
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Give me that!
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You got to pull it hard like this!
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[engine revs]
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[Pete screams]
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Take your time, Pete!
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I'll borrow it when you're done!
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[P.J. straining]
You sure this will work?
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I'd stake your life on it, dude.
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OK. Guess that's good enough for me.
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OK. We hoist Boulder
over tree limb, then kersmash!
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It crushes the cans for ya.
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[Max straining] Just a little more.
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Hey, wait a second, Max.
I wanna spit on my hands, OK?
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No, P.J., don't let...
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[both scream]
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[crashing]
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[whimpering] Oh, man, if I lose
those cans, dad will kick my can!
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[mumbles]
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[both] Whoa! Whoa!
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[P.J.] OK. I lied to my parents once.
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Oh, yeah. And I tore the head
off my sister's doll.
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[splashing]
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[Max] P.J.,
why are you telling me all this?
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[P.J.] In case we don't make it, I want to
go with a clear conscience, you know?
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[ducks quacking]
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[both screaming]
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-[both screaming]
-[free-falling]
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[splashing]
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[panting] P.J., you OK?
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[laughing]
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What's so funny about almost dying
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before getting your first zit?
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Look, Max! The cans are flat!
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[both laughing]
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Oh, hey, that was way cool, man.
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-Let's do it again!
-Cool.
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I'd recognize those tracks anywhere! P.J.!
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Oh, man. I'd recognize those
footsteps anywhere! Dad!
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OK, he can't catch you in here!
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Quick! Out on my balcony!
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Wait a minute.
I do have a balcony, don't I?
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-[Max screaming]
-No.
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P.J.!
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What happened to you?
Nobody gets that dirty crushing cans.
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[stammering] Well, I, um, uh,
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OK, all right, the truth,
Dad, was, um, uh...
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What exactly was the question, air?
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[sniffing] What's that funk?
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I'd recognize that
paint-stealing stench anywhere.
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I smell a goof!
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I knew it! Goof mud! And it's fresh!
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You've been hanging around
that goof kid, haven't ya?
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Well, don't you know what'll happen
if you get their germs on you?
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Why, your brain will shrink
to the size of a mustard seed!
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Strange words will start
creeping into your vocabulary,
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words like "gawrsh"
and "ah-hyuck, ah-hyuck."
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Ooh. And then you'll do
dumb things and then
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when you try to remember them, you can't
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because you're too dumb.
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-[P.J.] But...
-No buts, boy!
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You just steer clear of that kid.
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And get out of those
goof-infested clothes! Now!
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[P.J. sighs] Oh, well. At least I had
one day of fun in my life.
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Twenty-four wonderful, happening hours.
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[sniffling] And I'll always have this can
to remember it by.
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Can it, P.J., I have a plan!
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-What'd you say?
-My plan is,
259
00:13:18,006 --> 00:13:21,796
-we'll come up with a plan!
-Of course, Max, that's it!
260
00:13:22,927 --> 00:13:26,057
-Do you really think that'll work?
-Trust me, Peej.
261
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[Pete] Forget it, Peg,
I'm the man of this house,
262
00:13:30,268 --> 00:13:32,938
and I say I'm not going
anywhere dressed like this.
263
00:13:33,021 --> 00:13:34,481
Hurry it up, Pete!
264
00:13:35,940 --> 00:13:37,780
Coming, toucan lips.
265
00:13:37,859 --> 00:13:39,939
[Goofy] Aloha!
266
00:13:40,028 --> 00:13:42,698
That there is Hawaiian for "aloha".
267
00:13:42,781 --> 00:13:45,031
[mocking Goofy]
"That's Hawaiian for 'aloha'."
268
00:13:45,116 --> 00:13:47,286
The boys went to a lot of trouble
over this,
269
00:13:47,369 --> 00:13:49,289
so you be good and enjoy yourself.
270
00:13:49,371 --> 00:13:53,331
[muttering] Yeah, enjoy myself.
Like having a root canal.
271
00:13:53,416 --> 00:13:55,536
[conga line music playing]
272
00:14:16,815 --> 00:14:18,225
[thumping]
273
00:14:19,526 --> 00:14:20,736
[squeaks]
274
00:14:28,118 --> 00:14:29,828
[barking]
275
00:14:31,788 --> 00:14:32,908
[clanking]
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[meows]
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Your turn, Goof!
278
00:14:46,428 --> 00:14:47,638
Whoa!
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[squeaks]
280
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[guffawing] Not half-bad for a goofball!
281
00:14:52,767 --> 00:14:54,687
Looks like it's working, Peej.
282
00:14:56,312 --> 00:14:59,192
Now me, mommy. Throw it to me.
I'm right here, here, here.
283
00:15:02,944 --> 00:15:06,114
I got it. I got it.
I got it. I got it.
284
00:15:06,197 --> 00:15:08,777
[all] Go, Pete!
285
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-[Goofy cheers]
-[Pete] Look out!
286
00:15:12,537 --> 00:15:14,117
[clattering]
287
00:15:19,002 --> 00:15:21,802
[flapping] Did you see that?
288
00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:24,841
That's the same thing he did 25 years ago
289
00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:26,094
back in the big game!
290
00:15:26,676 --> 00:15:30,096
Oh, gawrsh, Pete, I'm sorry,
I didn't mean to...
291
00:15:30,221 --> 00:15:33,731
If it wasn't for you,
I'd have won that game,
292
00:15:33,808 --> 00:15:35,978
and I'd have my own fish pond,
293
00:15:36,061 --> 00:15:38,361
instead of a bunch
of goofs living next door.
294
00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:42,690
Uh, hey, what do you say me and Max
serve the main course now, huh?
295
00:15:42,776 --> 00:15:44,106
[Pete] Now, what do you say you get away
296
00:15:44,235 --> 00:15:45,815
from that dumb little goofing crud!
297
00:15:45,904 --> 00:15:48,704
Little? Why, my son's twice as tall
298
00:15:48,782 --> 00:15:51,162
as I was when I was only half his size!
299
00:15:51,242 --> 00:15:53,452
Come on, Max, we're leaving!
300
00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:55,794
Oh.
301
00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:59,375
Forgot we live here.
Ah-hyuck. You get out!
302
00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:01,839
With pleasure! Ah-hyuck!
303
00:16:02,712 --> 00:16:04,462
[banging]
304
00:16:04,547 --> 00:16:06,877
All right, here's the rules, Son.
305
00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:08,466
Learn them, love them and live them.
306
00:16:08,551 --> 00:16:12,261
Number one. No associating
whatsoever whosoever
307
00:16:12,347 --> 00:16:14,717
with any goof or any relative thereof,
308
00:16:14,849 --> 00:16:16,729
living, dead, or whatever otherwise.
309
00:16:16,851 --> 00:16:21,231
Number two. No setting of either one
of your feet on Pete's property.
310
00:16:21,356 --> 00:16:24,726
No walking on the same sidewalk
or breathing the same air as a goof.
311
00:16:24,859 --> 00:16:27,449
No bird watching of the same birds,
312
00:16:27,529 --> 00:16:28,909
no wearing of any of their clothes,
313
00:16:29,030 --> 00:16:30,990
and no doing Pete impressions.
314
00:16:31,116 --> 00:16:34,286
And last, most and utmostest,
315
00:16:34,369 --> 00:16:38,499
no mention of the "g" word
in this house at any time,
316
00:16:38,581 --> 00:16:41,671
under any circumstances. Understood?
317
00:16:41,751 --> 00:16:45,961
And lastly, but not leastly,
never stick peas up your nose.
318
00:16:46,089 --> 00:16:47,299
Is that clear, Maxie?
319
00:16:47,424 --> 00:16:49,514
[Max and P.J.] Yes, sir.
320
00:16:52,178 --> 00:16:53,928
[Max] Get over here, P.J. We got to talk.
321
00:16:54,055 --> 00:16:56,555
[P.J.] No can do, dude.
My dad's watching me.
322
00:16:56,641 --> 00:16:59,771
-He's got all the exits covered.
-No sweat.
323
00:16:59,894 --> 00:17:02,944
-[groans]
-[glass shattering]
324
00:17:03,064 --> 00:17:05,824
Here, Peej. Smash this muffin in my face.
325
00:17:05,942 --> 00:17:07,572
OK, but why?
326
00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:09,114
It's the only way we can be friends!
327
00:17:09,237 --> 00:17:11,447
Oh, I don't know. I can't do that, Max.
328
00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:12,741
You're gonna have to, P.J.
329
00:17:12,824 --> 00:17:16,244
It's our only hope.
If you don't do this, we...
330
00:17:16,327 --> 00:17:19,287
I think you're getting the hang of it.
331
00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:23,842
Careful, son.
Don't get downwind of any goof germs.
332
00:17:23,918 --> 00:17:26,128
Get her spotless, Maxie.
333
00:17:26,254 --> 00:17:28,634
Don't want it looking like
that eyesore next door.
334
00:17:28,757 --> 00:17:31,467
Don't worry, Dad. I'll show them
335
00:17:31,593 --> 00:17:34,513
we don't take no guff off no goofs.
336
00:17:35,305 --> 00:17:39,635
What say, you make your tree drop its
leaves on its own yard, goof!
337
00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:43,306
Ooh. That's not bad.
I got to remember that one.
338
00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:47,436
What say, you keep the dust off the grime
on your house off our property!
339
00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:49,357
That's telling them, son!
340
00:17:49,486 --> 00:17:52,236
-But don't forget to say please.
-Oh, yeah?
341
00:17:52,322 --> 00:17:54,702
Well, if I ever caught you over here,
342
00:17:54,783 --> 00:17:57,493
oh, man, you know what I'd do?
343
00:17:57,577 --> 00:18:01,497
That's Papa's boy.
Show them what you'd do, son!
344
00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:05,591
I'd take this anchor, this very anchor,
and then I'd...
345
00:18:05,710 --> 00:18:09,130
Uh, uh, your heart's in the right place,
son, but not the boat,
346
00:18:09,214 --> 00:18:10,674
just not, not the...
347
00:18:10,799 --> 00:18:13,799
I'd smash it on your littlest toe!
348
00:18:14,678 --> 00:18:17,218
[sobbing]
349
00:18:17,347 --> 00:18:20,387
Oh, yeah? Well, if you were over here,
I'd take you and...
350
00:18:20,517 --> 00:18:23,977
Whoa! Careful, son.
That hat saved my life once.
351
00:18:24,104 --> 00:18:26,484
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
352
00:18:26,564 --> 00:18:31,444
[Max] Nobody's mailbox ought to be
higher than our mailbox!
353
00:18:31,528 --> 00:18:34,408
Oh, yeah? There's not gonna be no goofs
354
00:18:34,531 --> 00:18:37,201
that has a mailbox
that's higher than ours.
355
00:18:37,283 --> 00:18:38,243
[banging]
356
00:18:38,368 --> 00:18:42,578
What a boy! Why, my P.J.'s nobody's fool!
357
00:18:42,706 --> 00:18:46,876
Oh, yeah? Well, my Max is twice the fool
of your son and then some!
358
00:18:47,002 --> 00:18:50,302
Well, I'll lay you even money,
double or nothing,
359
00:18:50,422 --> 00:18:53,552
that my kid tops your kid before supper.
360
00:18:53,675 --> 00:18:54,965
[Goofy] Deal!
361
00:19:00,140 --> 00:19:02,810
[Goofy] Ooh! Ow! Oh, ow.
362
00:19:02,892 --> 00:19:05,602
[chuckling] Like father, like goof!
363
00:19:05,729 --> 00:19:08,269
[straining]
364
00:19:08,398 --> 00:19:09,728
[clanking]
365
00:19:14,404 --> 00:19:17,034
Ha! Score another one for our side!
366
00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:19,027
And one for ours!
367
00:19:19,159 --> 00:19:20,909
-Two for us!
-Three!
368
00:19:20,994 --> 00:19:22,294
-[Pete] Four!
-[Goofy] Five!
369
00:19:22,370 --> 00:19:23,620
[Pete] Six!
370
00:19:23,705 --> 00:19:26,455
Oh, boys! Anyone for blueberry pie?
371
00:19:26,583 --> 00:19:28,253
Thanks, Mrs P.
372
00:19:33,006 --> 00:19:34,586
Now, Maxie,
373
00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:36,804
you don't want to overdo this.
374
00:19:36,926 --> 00:19:39,846
I mean, P.J.'s got a few
good features, you know?
375
00:19:39,971 --> 00:19:43,021
Yeah, and I'm not stopping
till I've hit all of them!
376
00:19:43,141 --> 00:19:45,851
Now, now, P.J., ow!
377
00:19:45,935 --> 00:19:47,015
I think you're letting this...
378
00:19:47,103 --> 00:19:49,363
-[clanks]
-...get out of hand.
379
00:19:49,481 --> 00:19:52,281
The Goof's...
The Goof's not that bad.
380
00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:55,280
You're absotively right, Dad.
381
00:19:55,403 --> 00:19:57,533
He's even worse!
382
00:19:58,990 --> 00:20:01,620
Why, you lame-brained goof...
383
00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:03,371
[muttering]
384
00:20:08,041 --> 00:20:09,211
And another thing.
385
00:20:09,292 --> 00:20:11,422
Your TV antenna's interferinating
386
00:20:11,503 --> 00:20:13,133
with our reception, you got it?
387
00:20:13,254 --> 00:20:16,764
Yeah? And your chimney's
blocking our view!
388
00:20:18,677 --> 00:20:20,097
Yeah? Well, your weeds
389
00:20:20,178 --> 00:20:23,348
are germinating
and growing into our grass!
390
00:20:23,473 --> 00:20:26,233
Yeah, right. Well, your sprinkler system's
391
00:20:26,309 --> 00:20:27,939
dripping on our property.
392
00:20:28,061 --> 00:20:29,441
We got to do something, Goof,
393
00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:31,942
before them boys fight us
out of house and home!
394
00:20:32,065 --> 00:20:33,015
You're right, Pete.
395
00:20:33,149 --> 00:20:35,399
Maxie, you're getting too grown-up
396
00:20:35,485 --> 00:20:37,195
to be acting like a child your age!
397
00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:40,160
You kids got to show some maturity.
398
00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:42,660
Like me and Lamebrain, uh, Goof!
399
00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:44,162
Why, uh...
400
00:20:44,244 --> 00:20:45,374
[chuckles] the old goof here
401
00:20:45,453 --> 00:20:47,833
has a lot of good qualities like, uh...
402
00:20:48,123 --> 00:20:51,883
He's never overthrown
a foreign government.
403
00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:54,670
Pete, you're a swell guy.
404
00:20:54,796 --> 00:20:57,966
Why, you'd even give me the shirt
right off my own back.
405
00:20:58,049 --> 00:20:59,509
Why, thank you, Goof.
406
00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:02,762
You see, you two ought
to follow our example.
407
00:21:02,887 --> 00:21:05,097
-OK.
-Hey, no problem.
408
00:21:05,181 --> 00:21:07,931
You see, Goof. To understand a child,
409
00:21:08,018 --> 00:21:10,558
you have to think like a child.
410
00:21:11,688 --> 00:21:13,478
Mission accomplished.
411
00:21:22,699 --> 00:21:24,739
Come and get it, everybody!
412
00:21:29,873 --> 00:21:31,833
Well, what about me?
413
00:21:33,335 --> 00:21:38,205
Well, here we are.
Finally all together and all happy.
414
00:21:38,340 --> 00:21:40,630
Isn't it wonderful, Pete?
415
00:21:41,926 --> 00:21:43,466
[gulping]
416
00:21:43,595 --> 00:21:45,425
Oh, yeah, wonderful.
Pass the relish, will you?
417
00:21:45,555 --> 00:21:49,175
Hold it, everybody!
I wanna get a picture of this.
418
00:21:50,685 --> 00:21:53,395
Here, let me get that barbecue
out of the shot!
419
00:22:02,906 --> 00:22:04,486
Ah-hyuck!
420
00:22:04,574 --> 00:22:07,874
OK, now. Everybody say, "cheese".
421
00:22:07,994 --> 00:22:09,704
-[All] Cheese.
-[P.J.] Brie.
422
00:22:17,587 --> 00:22:19,167
♪ Gimme a beat ♪
423
00:22:19,255 --> 00:22:20,085
[theme music playing]
424
00:22:45,824 --> 00:22:47,494
Yeah!
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