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Ah-hyuck!
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♪ H-h-h-hit it ♪
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♪ Like father, like son ♪
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♪ You're always number one ♪
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[both]
Yes!
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♪ There's buddies
There's pals ♪
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Yeah!
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♪ You always seem to work things out ♪
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♪ Can't you see you're two of a kind ♪
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♪ Lookin' for a real good time ♪
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Whoa!
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♪ A real good time ♪
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Aah!
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♪ Report to the Goof Troop ♪
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♪ And we'll always stick together ♪
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♪ Always stick together ♪
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♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪
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♪ The best of friends forever ♪
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♪ Side by side wherever we go ♪
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♪ We're always ready to roll ♪
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♪ Now gimme a beat ♪
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♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪
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♪ And we always stick together ♪
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Gawrsh!
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♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪
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♪ The best of friends forever ♪
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♪ Now we're calling everyone ♪
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♪ Come along and join the fun ♪
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♪ Report to the Goof Troop ♪
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♪ Baa ba doo da bop baa ba doo bop ♪
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Yeah!
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[humming]
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Oh, Max, lunchytime.
[chuckles]
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Get them while they're messy!
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Thanks, Dad! One-nothing!
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[chuckles] One-all!
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[chuckles] Oh!
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If it's meatballs, it must be Wednesday.
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Here you are, Mr. G.
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Thanks, George!
Flying chicken wings tomorrow.
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Hmm, wonder what it is.
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They say good things
come in small packages.
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[meows]
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Max! It's my diploma!
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[narrator clears throat]
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Mr. G. G. Goof
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has successfully defeated
its advanced beginners' course
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and is hereby awarded
the degree of W.W.D.,
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Widget Waffler Deluxe!
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Oh, joy! Rapture!
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Now I can take that job in Spoonerville,
my old home town!
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Start a-packin', Maxie,
we're moving up in the world!
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Leave home? But-But, Dad,
what about my friends?
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Plenty of trees in Spoonerville,
they even got a lake!
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You won't have to fish
in the sink anymore!
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-Really?
-Yup!
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Why, my old school pal Pete lives there!
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Wait till you meet him.
[chuckles]
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What a guy!
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[Pete humming]
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[bell dings]
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Whoa! Got a tiger by the gills!
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-Whoo! Ride 'em, cowboy...
-[dog growling]
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[Pete] Timber!
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Miserable excuse for a flea circus,
nothing but a waste of fur.
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Let's see now,
I'll put Pete's palm grove there,
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Pete's picnic haven here,
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Pete's private putting green right there.
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And let's see, we'll put dry-dock
for my boat right there,
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the cabana right about there.
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Ooh, got a house in the middle
of the cove, ha!
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-That's gotta go.
-Dimplebuns!
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Are you still having delusions
of trout ponds
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in the middle of
my real estate listing?
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Aw, but, peach pits,
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I need my own fishing resort to relax in!
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Peg! Here it comes again!
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[shrieking]
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It's my stress level!
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[Pete babbling]
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Oh, I'm doin' them facial aerobics!
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Oh, no, no!
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I'm hyperventilating!
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[exhales]
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I don't know why,
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but this house has been
harder to sell than the mumps.
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OK, if I can't find
a buyer by 9:00 tonight,
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it's yours.
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Nine o'clock, eh?
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[scheming laughter]
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Oh, careful, Homer, dishes!
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Slow but safe, that's me, Mr. G.
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Sure have had some good times here.
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And you'll have more
in Spoonerville, too!
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You'll see, we're gonna
get us a nice little house
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with a lawn and a garden
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-and tomatey plants!
-[honk]
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Well, guess that's everything, Homer.
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Go on ahead, Mr. G.
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I'll meet you in Swoonerspoon.
Spooners... [babbling]
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-Yeah, I'll be there.
-[crashes]
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Time to say goodbye. [sniffles]
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Wonder what the old homestead's
gonna do without us?
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The price is right,
it's got a beautiful view,
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and just wait till you see inside!
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Wowsers, this is nice!
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Well, I wonder what's on the early show?
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I'm going to tell you what's a fact, baby,
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if the upstairs is nice as the downstairs,
we gonna take it!
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Oh! Wonderful! I'll be right back
with the paperwork!
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What? No cartoonies?
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[shrieks]
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Well, kick the dog and spit in the fire.
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A genuine arachnabitis pokus!
[chuckles]
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Just what I need for my collection!
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Hmm... bug-lover, eh?
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[line ringing]
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-Hello?
-Hello, neighbour.
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I'm with the concerned neighbourly buyers'
protection agency.
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Did that shyster real estate
agent tell you that your house
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is on an earthquake fault?
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[screaming]
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[buyers screaming]
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Argh!
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That's the tenth time this week.
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What am I doing wrong?
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[chuckles]
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Earl's rents?
I want to rent a steamroller.
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How big? [laughs]
Big enough to flatten a house!
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[tires screeching]
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[engine misfiring]
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[Goofy panting]
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Let's see now, was that the first
turnpike past the second interstate,
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or the third state past the first turnoff?
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Dad! Dad!
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Yahoo! There she is, Maxie!
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It's all downhill from here!
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Ah-hyuck! Plumb forgot to call ol' Petey
and tell him we're coming!
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Hmm... let me see here,
I need one steamroller,
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couple dozen palm trees, hundred begillion
gallons of trout eggs...
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-[phone ringing]
-[Pete mumbling]
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-Hello?
-[Goofy chuckles]
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Nah.
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[ringing]
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[gibberish]
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Goofy? Yeah! [laughs]
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Yeah, long time no see.
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Not long enough,
you brainless... [mumbles]
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You say you're coming to Spoonerville?
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Ah, gee, that's swell.
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Ah, listen, ah,
don't take the main road.
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Bridge's out, lots of construction...
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Dad! Um, Dad!
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Here's whatcha do...
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Oh, take the first left, 700 miles,
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then due south for three days
till we cross the state line.
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-[Pete chuckles]
-Gee, thanks, Pete!
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-See you soon!
-Bye-bye!
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[laughs] If you ever find me!
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[laughs mockingly]
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[screaming]
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Well, hiya, waffles! [chuckles]
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Knew I forgot something.
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[both screaming]
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[shrieking]
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-Stop! Stop!
-[horn blares]
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Hey! Hey! Get... Come on, waffles,
get off my head...
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[train horn blowing]
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Say, you hear something?
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[Max stammering]
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[Max] Dad!
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-[ringing]
-[train horn blowing]
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[Max screaming]
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-[Goofy] Ahhh! Ooh!
-[Max screaming]
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[both screaming]
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Maxie! My old home town!
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Let me give you the 10-cent-tour.
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Entering Spoonerville,
built on a reclaimed swamp in 1932,
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and home of the world's
worst-dressed store window.
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On your right the drive in,
the drive-thru,
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the drive-up, the dry cleaners.
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Museum's got the slowest snail,
seediest grape,
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and the only known prehistoric
gopher skeleton.
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On your left, El-bobbo burgers,
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home of the double-cheesing
people-pleasing ton of fun on a bun.
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Got your high school, grade school,
preschool, summer school,
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cemetery, aviary,
and the home of Chuck Berry!
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Here we have the suburbs. A chicken in
every pot and a boat in every drive...
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Whoa!
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[dings]
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[groaning]
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[both screaming]
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[cat yowling]
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-Ah! Goofy?
-Peg?
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Oh, I haven't seen you since high school!
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You're still pretty
as your homecoming picture...
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Oh, now cut that out. Why didn't you...
pistol! Stay away from those slugs!
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-Slugs?
-Tell me you were...
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It's so good to...
I thought I told you
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to leave them alone!
They're slimy, filthy.
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Oh, and who's this?
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-Oh, Peg? My son, Max!
-Hi, Max! [chuckles]
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Oh, listen, we sort of dinged
your boat a bit there...
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Oh, Pete'll be so glad to see you
he won't even notice.
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-You sure?
-I'm sure, come on in!
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We've got so much to catch up on!
And wash your hands!
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Whoa! Those guys are dead meat!
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When Dad sees this,
he's gonna blow a gut!
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Nuh-uh, betcha this time it's his spleen!
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-Quarter?
-You're covered.
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[Peg] Oh, Pistol, P.J.!
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Oh, come say hello to our guests!
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Kids, this is Max.
His dad and your dad grew up together!
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-Uh, hi.
-Hi.
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Hiya! How you doing? Nice to meet you.
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Let me shake your hands while they're
still attached to your arms!
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[whirring]
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Five minutes and the deadline's up.
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By morning, that house
will be fish fodder!
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[gasps]
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[babbling]
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[cries]
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[screams]
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[P.J.] You were right. Spleen.
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Is that you, Honeybuns?
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[chuckles] Hiya, Pete!
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[babbling]
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Ah, it's his stress level.
Quick! He's hyperventilating!
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Hold him down! Hold him down!
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Take 10 deep breaths, Petey!
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One, two, three...
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Did that last shuddery one count
as one or two? Better start over.
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One...
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[crashing]
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My baby!
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Timber!
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Whoa!
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[scream echoing]
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-Awesome!
-Unbelievable!
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-Radical!
-Gosh!
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Well! Who's for dinner?
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Weirdest video game I ever saw...
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You know, kids, your dad's a prince.
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Kind, humble, a real crown jewel
in the hard-hat of humanity.
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Where'd they say they were from?
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But butter lips,
I had work to do tonight!
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Why didn't you invite them
to dinner next year?
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Oh, now, peach pits,
I didn't invite them for dinner.
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Oh, goody-goody!
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I invited them to stay with us!
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[whimpering]
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[clattering]
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See what I mean?
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00:14:34,666 --> 00:14:39,546
Your pop's busting a leg to whip
us up a really swell feast!
255
00:14:39,629 --> 00:14:41,049
Outer Mongolia?
256
00:14:42,841 --> 00:14:46,801
Crock pot, have you lost your garbanzos?
257
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:51,926
Oh, it's only for a night or two,
just until their furniture gets here.
258
00:14:52,017 --> 00:14:55,307
[stuttering] Furniture?
259
00:14:55,437 --> 00:14:58,437
They're moving?
260
00:14:58,523 --> 00:15:00,653
Not to somewhere in our state?
261
00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:03,948
Not to our town?
262
00:15:04,029 --> 00:15:05,029
[cries]
263
00:15:05,113 --> 00:15:07,573
Not our street?
264
00:15:08,533 --> 00:15:09,873
Uh-huh.
265
00:15:09,951 --> 00:15:14,121
[Pete crying]
266
00:15:14,205 --> 00:15:16,285
You hear that? [cries]
267
00:15:16,374 --> 00:15:18,004
What a guy!
268
00:15:18,084 --> 00:15:21,884
Crying for happiness
to have us as his neighbours.
269
00:15:24,341 --> 00:15:26,891
[Goofy crying]
270
00:15:26,968 --> 00:15:27,798
Mars.
271
00:15:28,970 --> 00:15:30,890
[Goofy] Well, Peg, if you ask me,
272
00:15:30,972 --> 00:15:35,312
the coach calling your future hubby
"putty-fingers Pete" just wasn't fair.
273
00:15:35,393 --> 00:15:38,733
Not his fault he bobbled the ball
and lost us the big game.
274
00:15:38,813 --> 00:15:41,323
Whoa! You really lose the big game, Pop?
275
00:15:41,399 --> 00:15:42,979
You always told us you won!
276
00:15:43,068 --> 00:15:43,898
How...
277
00:15:44,819 --> 00:15:47,609
-[Pete grunting]
-Bedtime, Pistol.
278
00:15:48,156 --> 00:15:50,696
P.J., why don't you take Max
up to your room?
279
00:15:50,784 --> 00:15:51,834
[shattering]
280
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:54,751
Now, try and be pals, OK?
281
00:15:54,871 --> 00:15:57,121
Any son of Pete would be
a swell friend to have!
282
00:15:57,207 --> 00:15:59,327
If you say so, Dad.
283
00:15:59,751 --> 00:16:01,591
[shouting] P.J.!
284
00:16:02,003 --> 00:16:04,963
Now don't get too friendly
with that kid, see?
285
00:16:05,048 --> 00:16:07,048
He's crawling with Goof germs.
286
00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:09,893
Why, you catch one of them and you'll
wind up just like them,
287
00:16:10,011 --> 00:16:12,931
the ears, the nose,
the "Ah-hyucks", the works!
288
00:16:13,056 --> 00:16:14,846
Why, I've seen it happen
and it ain't pretty.
289
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:17,644
Now protect yourself, see?
290
00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:20,555
[growling]
291
00:16:28,113 --> 00:16:32,453
Man! What'd you do to get all this stuff?
292
00:16:32,534 --> 00:16:34,454
You got the first edition
Toxic Offenders?
293
00:16:34,536 --> 00:16:37,406
-Rad! Can I see one?
-Uh, you know,
294
00:16:37,539 --> 00:16:39,789
I'm sorry, man, 'cause,
you know, dad doesn't want me
295
00:16:39,874 --> 00:16:43,504
exposing them to the air or creasing
the pages or anything like that.
296
00:16:43,586 --> 00:16:46,626
Oh. Well, hey, you wanna fly your plane?
297
00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:48,220
[imitates airplane sound]
298
00:16:48,883 --> 00:16:53,103
I can't. Dad says one crash
and I'm history.
299
00:16:53,179 --> 00:16:56,349
Killer! Look at your skateboard!
300
00:16:56,433 --> 00:16:57,893
Looking's all I can do.
301
00:16:58,643 --> 00:17:00,403
Dad doesn't want the wheels scuffed.
302
00:17:00,478 --> 00:17:03,608
P.J., is there anything in here
you can play with?
303
00:17:03,732 --> 00:17:06,402
Um, no.
304
00:17:06,484 --> 00:17:08,574
Dad says my stuff's like an investment?
305
00:17:08,653 --> 00:17:10,573
You know, gotta keep it in mint condition.
306
00:17:10,655 --> 00:17:12,315
[vocalizes] Or else.
307
00:17:12,407 --> 00:17:14,077
You poor dude.
308
00:17:14,159 --> 00:17:16,949
Starving at the banquet table of boyhood.
309
00:17:17,037 --> 00:17:19,997
I... whoa! You got an MI-40
310
00:17:20,081 --> 00:17:22,381
radio-controlled
all-terrain combat carrier?
311
00:17:22,876 --> 00:17:26,126
-Yeah.
-Still sealed in the box?
312
00:17:26,212 --> 00:17:27,422
Mm-hmm!
313
00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:30,587
Dad says street dirt
will get in the gears.
314
00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:33,931
-What's wrong with the sidewalk?
-Too many leaves.
315
00:17:34,054 --> 00:17:35,724
-The garage?
-Car grease.
316
00:17:35,847 --> 00:17:36,807
-Kitchen?
-Crumbs.
317
00:17:36,931 --> 00:17:38,891
-Your room?
-Carpet lint.
318
00:17:39,017 --> 00:17:41,637
Well, did he nix the walls and ceiling?
319
00:17:41,770 --> 00:17:44,520
Um, no.
320
00:17:44,606 --> 00:17:47,146
[Max] Then I got an idea!
321
00:17:47,233 --> 00:17:51,363
[Pete] So, stick your house in the middle
of my lake, will you?
322
00:17:51,446 --> 00:17:52,566
Fire one!
323
00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:57,987
[laughing]
324
00:17:58,119 --> 00:17:59,539
[tapping]
325
00:18:05,377 --> 00:18:06,457
[P.J.] Yo, Maxie!
326
00:18:06,544 --> 00:18:08,804
-[Max] Take her, P.J.!
-[P.J.] Bandits at 4 o'clock!
327
00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:09,800
Charge!
328
00:18:11,508 --> 00:18:13,128
[Pete] Stop that thing!
329
00:18:13,259 --> 00:18:15,639
It's making my house
break out in chicken pox!
330
00:18:17,722 --> 00:18:19,772
No, Dad! Not that button!
331
00:18:21,726 --> 00:18:22,596
Aah.
332
00:18:26,064 --> 00:18:30,194
When's that moving Van
getting here?
333
00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:32,236
Anybody for pie?
334
00:18:32,362 --> 00:18:33,452
[P.J.] Look out, Dad!
335
00:18:33,530 --> 00:18:35,030
[Max] Yank the batteries!
336
00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:41,450
[ticking]
337
00:19:00,265 --> 00:19:01,385
[growling]
338
00:19:03,143 --> 00:19:04,693
[growling]
339
00:19:07,188 --> 00:19:09,268
Would've settled for a welcome mat
340
00:19:09,357 --> 00:19:12,437
and you're giving me
a whole cot to sleep on!
341
00:19:12,527 --> 00:19:13,987
Thanks, Petey!
342
00:19:14,070 --> 00:19:17,450
Thanks, ha! Thank my wife. [laughs]
343
00:19:17,532 --> 00:19:19,582
You long-eared dipstick,
344
00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:22,699
she told me to be nice to you,
you slimy little...
345
00:19:22,787 --> 00:19:26,417
One night on that cot and you'll
be running for the nearest motel!
346
00:19:31,338 --> 00:19:32,208
[crickets chirping]
347
00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:36,590
-[clattering]
-What was that? Peg, Peg!
348
00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:37,586
[sighs]
349
00:19:42,432 --> 00:19:44,142
[clattering]
350
00:19:49,189 --> 00:19:51,069
[babbling]
351
00:19:51,191 --> 00:19:55,071
Oh, you're still stressed out, huh?
352
00:19:55,195 --> 00:19:56,395
Well, I got a sure-fire cure.
353
00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:58,159
I'll croon you to snooze land
354
00:19:58,782 --> 00:20:01,992
with my old Goofy family lullaby!
Ah-hyuck!
355
00:20:02,077 --> 00:20:06,077
♪ Sandman's late but don't you cry
Petey Petey ♪
356
00:20:06,206 --> 00:20:09,746
♪ Count them sheep and shut them eyes
Oh my Petey-pie ♪
357
00:20:09,834 --> 00:20:13,554
♪ Going to snore all night
Going to snore all day ♪
358
00:20:13,672 --> 00:20:16,012
♪ The sandman's waiting
For the porcupine ♪
359
00:20:16,091 --> 00:20:17,971
♪ Oh Petey boy ♪
360
00:20:18,093 --> 00:20:19,393
[crashing]
361
00:20:19,969 --> 00:20:21,299
Still awake.
362
00:20:21,388 --> 00:20:24,518
Hmm, must need another chorus.
363
00:20:25,350 --> 00:20:27,020
[babbling]
364
00:20:30,063 --> 00:20:31,903
[Pete screaming]
365
00:20:39,364 --> 00:20:42,334
Step on it, Pop!
Get that stuff to Spoonerville!
366
00:20:42,450 --> 00:20:46,410
What? And risk Mr. G.'s dishes?
367
00:20:46,538 --> 00:20:49,708
[Pete] Sanity before crockery!
368
00:21:00,343 --> 00:21:02,223
♪ This is the way we dump
The Goofs dump the Goofs ♪
369
00:21:02,303 --> 00:21:03,603
♪ This is the way we dump the Goofs ♪
370
00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:05,350
[vocalizing]
371
00:21:11,938 --> 00:21:13,268
[crash]
372
00:21:16,568 --> 00:21:19,148
Our stuff! We're home!
373
00:21:19,237 --> 00:21:21,197
Hooray! Yahoo!
374
00:21:21,322 --> 00:21:23,782
[sniffles] Aw, thanks, Petey!
375
00:21:23,908 --> 00:21:27,038
You're a prince, a lifesaver...
376
00:21:27,162 --> 00:21:28,372
[Pete screaming]
377
00:21:28,496 --> 00:21:29,906
[babbling]
378
00:21:35,462 --> 00:21:36,672
[babbling]
379
00:21:39,215 --> 00:21:41,715
[panting]
380
00:21:41,801 --> 00:21:45,681
Wait a minute, what am I flipping out for?
381
00:21:45,764 --> 00:21:46,974
I did it!
382
00:21:47,098 --> 00:21:49,478
I got them out of my house!
383
00:21:49,601 --> 00:21:51,811
And first thing in the morning,
384
00:21:51,895 --> 00:21:55,515
I'll get them out of their house!
385
00:21:55,774 --> 00:22:00,074
That's what I'm going to do.
Yes, oh, that's a smart Petey.
386
00:22:00,153 --> 00:22:01,913
Oh, that's a good boy.
387
00:22:06,493 --> 00:22:08,083
[snoring]
388
00:22:10,914 --> 00:22:14,794
[Goofy] Step lively, Maxie,
we got to bang this place into shape!
389
00:22:14,918 --> 00:22:17,418
[rattling]
390
00:22:20,507 --> 00:22:21,717
♪ Gimme a beat ♪
391
00:22:21,925 --> 00:22:22,835
[theme music playing]
392
00:22:48,743 --> 00:22:49,703
Yeah!
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