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(lively chatter, laughter)
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You either need to break up
with Raj or take him
off your team.
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Mariana:
I'm gonna miss
working with you so much.
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And, hey, I don't want you
to worry about Evan.
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If he ever crossed
a line,
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trust that I would
shoot it down right away.
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So, I was wondering if you
would like to get a drink
with me sometime.
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To talk next steps
on the app.
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-Sure. When?
-How about now?
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-Oh, my God,
we loved your set!
-Yeah, you're hysterical.
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Look, I don't have to go
to the queer comedy night.
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Yes, you do.
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So, you're not
breaking up with me?
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No.
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'Cause I'm falling
in love with you.
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Gael: I haven't had
the chance to thank you
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for making her dress.
It's stunning.
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This is Callie.
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She's our new
research assistant.
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Oh, good.
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You served
a demand letter?
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That's what
you said we do.
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We, as in one
of the licensed lawyers.
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I don't expect you
to invite me
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to every party
at The Coterie.
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Because I didn't want
to flaunt my choice
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in front of Gael
at his sister's party.
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So, I'm your choice?
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-Yes.
-In that case,
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all is forgiven.
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-(muffled laughter)
-(comedian speaking
indistinctly)
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Oh. Oh, my God.
Look at that jacket.
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It is a travesty
that a cow had to die
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for you to look
almost all right.
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Audience: Ooh!
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(laughter, scattered applause)
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Mariana:
So, the next steps
on the app.
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Evan:
I wanted to talk to you
about something personal.
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(echoing): What kind of law
do you practice?
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(indistinct chatter, laughter)
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Callie:
But this remodel
has been so stressful.
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I really need
a vacation.
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♪ Pa-pa-pa,
pa-pa-pa,
pa-pa ♪
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♪ Pa-pa-pa,
pa-pa-pa, pa-pa ♪
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♪ And then we'll find
our peace of mind ♪
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♪ You and me, bel ami ♪
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♪ Pa-pa-pa, pa-pa ♪
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Why do you have
to go back to the Blue Team?
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They never replaced me.
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Alex:
Did you mean
to write "pubic static"?
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-It should be "public."
-Sam: No, no, no. Public.
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-Public.
-Alex: It's what--
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Ah! Look who's back
from the vaganerian.
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How did the neutering go?
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Is it itchy? Do you need
a cone of shame?
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The least she could have done
is let him keep his balls.
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Sam: Right? Like in a jar
or something.
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-I feel so bad.
-Raj: It's okay.
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I'll survive.
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Hey, so what happened
with Raj?
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Well, you know
what to say.
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Well, the plan
was always...
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for me to work
on the back end and once...
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the beta test
was successful,
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bring Claire in...
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to work on
the front end.
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-Sam: Mm.
-So, she just wanted you
for your back end.
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Baby got back... end.
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But clearly, the front
was not impressive.
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Sam:
No, I'm not impressed, at all.
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What was that for?
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For being amazing.
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So, uh, how late did you
end up working last night?
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(car honks)
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Not that late.
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So, next steps
on the app.
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Actually, that's not
why I asked you
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to have drinks with me.
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I wanted
to talk to you
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about something
more personal.
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Oh.
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I wanted to talk
to you about...
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dating.
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Cary: All these student
loan lenders
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are predatory,
if you ask me.
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And what about
the colleges?
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Tuition has doubled
over the past three decades.
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But salaries haven't.
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Which is why I can't afford
to go to grad school.
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I still owe $65,000
as it is.
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But hopefully,
I'll find a rich husband.
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Sixty-five K? Oof.
Mine is half that.
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What's a law degree
setting you back
these days?
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-You don't want to know.
-Come on, Marcus.
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We're all friends here.
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One-ten-ish?
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-Wow.
-Yikes.
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And that was
a couple of years ago.
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What about you?
What are you carrying?
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Or did you have
your college paid for?
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Like, he thinks
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I'm some entitled
rich girl
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who's never had to work
for anything.
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-He doesn't know me.
-So, set him straight.
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No, I shouldn't have
to play
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the foster kid card
just to get him to stop
judging me.
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Actually, I was
a foster kid.
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And when I eventually met
my biological father,
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he insisted on setting up
a college fund for me. So...
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Well, I think
that's great!
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Yeah, you're fortunate
to start your career
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with such a big leg up.
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I'm sure once you actually
pass the bar,
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you'll have lots
of opportunities.
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Do you know who else didn't
pass the bar the first time?
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Jerry Brown, Michelle Obama,
Hillary Clinton, and FDR.
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They all ended up having
pretty solid careers.
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I can't believe I was
so full of myself.
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Quitting my clerkship,
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thinking I was going to get
a job at the ACLU.
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Now I'm a research assistant,
making half of what I was.
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Meanwhile, Mariana's stuck
paying two-thirds of our rent,
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and she has her own
student loans to pay.
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♪ Been lost, been found ♪
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♪ Bound with temptation ♪
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I haven't gotten
the job yet.
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I'm pretty sure
I'm going to get it.
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♪ I've been uptight,
you got me right ♪
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♪ I'm back into my groove ♪
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♪ Keep it pumping
give me something ♪
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♪ That I could get used to... ♪
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I could always help out.
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No. No. No, no, no.
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So, that's a no?
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No, you have always been
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beyond supportive of me.
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In fact,
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what can I do for you,
for once?
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Besides...
get naked?
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You can come with me to this
partner's event this weekend.
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I'm one of the only
junior lawyers invited.
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-It's kind of a big deal.
-I'm there.
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Nice.
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-Wait, when is it?
-Saturday.
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This Saturday?
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Teresa: Don't forget
we're working Saturday.
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We work one
a month for clients
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who can't get here
during the week.
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-All of us?
-Yes. All of us.
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Knock, knock.
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(knocking on door)
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-Hey.
-Oh, hey.
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What do you think?
This one or this one?
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Uh, I like
the leather jacket.
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Yeah, I could use
the extra body armor.
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Where are you going?
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The comedy club.
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Check out some acts.
"Make connections."
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Uh, do you want to come?
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-Oh, no, thanks.
-Great.
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Um, actually,
I was gonna ask
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if there may be some odd jobs
I could do around here
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for maybe a little break
on rent.
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Money's kind of
tight and all.
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Um...
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Well, okay, just...
I'll leave you to it.
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(chuckles)
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Just call me
if you need anything.
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(door closes)
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I think this is
more awkward for her.
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It doesn't have
to be awkward.
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No, I know.
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I really appreciate
you letting me help.
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Yeah. Well, we know
we work well together.
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So, just,
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uh, let me know
what I need to do.
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Gael: Yeah.
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(noisy chattering)
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-Hey.
-Yo, you came!
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Where's your partner?
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Joey. They had to work.
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I got a spot.
I'm going up tonight.
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Yes! Oh, my gosh.
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It's, like, crazy hard
to go up at this club,
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especially
if you're new.
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So, who did you
sleep with this time?
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Okay, hunty.
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-I only did that once
by the way.
-(chuckles)
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-Avery: You be judging.
-Sydney: I do be judging.
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-Wait, is that Lindsay Brady?
-Avery: Where?
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Oh, my God!
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What is she doing here?
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"They," they just changed
their pronoun.
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There's a lot
of that going around.
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Which I fully support.
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It's just tough
to remember.
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Life is so hard
as a white woman.
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(scoffs)
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Maybe they're workshopping
some new material.
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Well, I'm, like,
their number one stan.
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I've been trying forever
to get them
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to follow me back on Insta.
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Oh, my God,
not happening.
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They're very stingy
with their follows.
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Maybe if they hang out after,
we can meet them?
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-I mean--
-Shh, shh.
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Be cool.
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-Wow.
-Let's get a good seat.
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Gael: So, you want
to feather the paint on,
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just like this.
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Perfect.
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How's it going with Elijah?
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What do you mean?
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I mean, you're seeing
him again, aren't you?
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So, this is
my assistant Naveen,
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and this is Gael.
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-Hey.
-Gael: What's up, dude?
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Naveen: All right.
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Elijah:
So, the sewing tables
will be in the back.
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And out here,
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we'll have our new collection
on display,
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along with
a small boutique.
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-It's a great space.
-(chuckles)
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Elijah:
What... What?
What is this?
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This is just a thank-you
for Jazmin's dress.
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(sighs)
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-You framed this?
-Uh... yeah.
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-Y-you're welcome?
-It's just--
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A great review
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that you should be proud of
and hang it up in here.
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Thank you.
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Look at you
all low-key, humble.
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It's not that big
of a deal.
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(scoffs) If I got
a review like that,
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it would be a hell
of a big deal for me.
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I hope you're not still
stressing about that
Times review.
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Oh, you read that, huh?
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It's bullshit.
Don't take it to heart.
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Uh, so, lunch?
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You want to get lunch?
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A guy's got to eat.
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You could eat
without me.
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I could also do this
without you.
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But it wouldn't be
as fun.
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We're hanging out.
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How are you and Jamie?
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So, I know this isn't
exactly your scene.
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No, country club cocktail
parties are my favorite.
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-Just don't leave me
alone with the wives.
-(laughs)
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How white
is your firm?
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-They're working on that.
-Mm. And conservative?
252
00:11:28,720 --> 00:11:31,590
Aah, don't worry.
They're not all
Trump supporters.
253
00:11:31,590 --> 00:11:34,510
Well, as long as you're not
a registered Republican.
254
00:11:37,420 --> 00:11:39,590
-Are you?
-Garrett: Hey! There he is!
255
00:11:39,590 --> 00:11:40,590
Hey!
256
00:11:40,590 --> 00:11:42,510
And who is this lovely lady?
257
00:11:42,510 --> 00:11:44,130
This is
my girlfriend, Callie.
258
00:11:44,130 --> 00:11:45,090
This is Garrett, my boss.
259
00:11:45,090 --> 00:11:46,300
Hi! Lovely to meet you.
260
00:11:46,300 --> 00:11:48,550
The pleasure is mine.
She's a beauty.
261
00:11:48,550 --> 00:11:50,420
Yeah, she's
a lawyer as well.
262
00:11:51,420 --> 00:11:53,760
Re-really? Uh,
where do you work?
263
00:11:53,760 --> 00:11:54,920
Legal Aid.
264
00:11:54,920 --> 00:11:56,380
Oh. Good for you.
265
00:11:56,380 --> 00:11:57,630
I want you to meet my wife.
266
00:11:57,630 --> 00:11:59,090
Uh, Cynthia,
you remember Jamie?
267
00:11:59,090 --> 00:12:01,220
-Of course.
-It's good to see you again.
268
00:12:01,220 --> 00:12:03,090
And, hon, this is
Jamie's girlfriend, Callie.
269
00:12:03,090 --> 00:12:04,630
Will you introduce her
to the other ladies,
270
00:12:04,630 --> 00:12:06,720
while I steal him to meet
the New York partners?
271
00:12:06,720 --> 00:12:07,800
Cynthia:
Mm-hmm.
272
00:12:09,970 --> 00:12:11,840
Ugh, these things
are boring as hell.
Let's get you a drink.
273
00:12:11,840 --> 00:12:14,470
-Yes.
-(chuckles)
274
00:12:14,470 --> 00:12:15,550
Oh, It's beautiful.
275
00:12:15,550 --> 00:12:16,720
Oh, it's just lovely.
276
00:12:16,720 --> 00:12:18,130
It's such a great day.
Is champagne okay?
277
00:12:18,130 --> 00:12:19,590
-Yes, thank you.
-Great
278
00:12:20,720 --> 00:12:22,220
-Thank you.
-Heather: Oh, I know.
279
00:12:22,220 --> 00:12:24,760
It's a nightmare,
we did all our bathrooms.
280
00:12:24,760 --> 00:12:26,680
But once it's done,
we'll be so happy.
281
00:12:26,680 --> 00:12:28,880
Cynthia:
Ladies, this is Callie.
She's young Jamie's date.
282
00:12:28,880 --> 00:12:30,680
Oh, we love young Jamie.
283
00:12:30,680 --> 00:12:32,510
Old Jamie, not so much.
284
00:12:32,510 --> 00:12:34,180
I didn't know
there was an old Jamie.
285
00:12:34,180 --> 00:12:36,840
-He's a close talker.
-Like Joe Biden.
286
00:12:36,840 --> 00:12:38,590
(laughter)
287
00:12:38,590 --> 00:12:39,880
So, Callie,
what do you do?
288
00:12:39,880 --> 00:12:41,010
I'm a lawyer.
289
00:12:41,010 --> 00:12:42,840
-Oh.
-Oh, Heather and I
went to law school.
290
00:12:42,840 --> 00:12:44,090
It's where
I met my husband.
291
00:12:44,090 --> 00:12:45,220
Oh, where do you work?
292
00:12:45,220 --> 00:12:47,760
Oh, I haven't
for years.
293
00:12:47,760 --> 00:12:49,300
Oh, and I never did.
294
00:12:49,300 --> 00:12:50,420
Love law school,
hate the law.
295
00:12:50,420 --> 00:12:51,720
Well, it's hard to work
when you have kids.
296
00:12:51,720 --> 00:12:54,590
Personally, I love being
a stay-at-home mom.
297
00:12:54,590 --> 00:12:56,800
It's really the best decision
I ever made.
298
00:12:56,800 --> 00:12:58,380
Lauren:
Especially with
a full-time nanny.
299
00:12:58,380 --> 00:13:01,840
(women laughing)
300
00:13:01,840 --> 00:13:05,420
(conversation continues
indistinctly)
301
00:13:05,420 --> 00:13:06,470
Marcus:
Callie?
302
00:13:07,680 --> 00:13:09,090
I heard
you called in sick.
303
00:13:09,090 --> 00:13:10,840
I guess you must be
feeling better.
304
00:13:15,340 --> 00:13:17,800
Lindsay:
So I'm from Arizona.
Yeah, no, I-- it's not a choice.
305
00:13:17,800 --> 00:13:20,800
-I was born this way.
-(laughter)
306
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,300
It's a tough place
to be from.
307
00:13:22,300 --> 00:13:23,590
You know,
it took us ten years
308
00:13:23,590 --> 00:13:25,300
to recognize
the MLK Holiday.
309
00:13:25,300 --> 00:13:26,840
(laughter)
310
00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:29,220
For sure. You know
what they say about Arizona,
311
00:13:29,220 --> 00:13:30,510
it's a dry hate.
312
00:13:30,510 --> 00:13:32,880
(laughter)
313
00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:34,260
I mean, we've got
the Grand Canyon.
314
00:13:34,260 --> 00:13:35,720
You know?
Got that going for us.
315
00:13:35,720 --> 00:13:37,300
I made it.
It was all me.
316
00:13:37,300 --> 00:13:39,720
Just me,
Phillips-head screwdriver,
317
00:13:39,720 --> 00:13:40,800
and a ton of angst.
318
00:13:40,800 --> 00:13:42,720
-(laughter)
-I spent a lot
of time on that.
319
00:13:42,720 --> 00:13:44,880
Alice:
You're so genius!
So smart.
320
00:13:44,880 --> 00:13:47,220
I like to think so.
Uh, let's see.
321
00:13:47,220 --> 00:13:49,130
So, Facebook has been
bleeding users.
322
00:13:49,130 --> 00:13:51,420
Like, 15 million people
have left the website.
323
00:13:51,420 --> 00:13:52,840
I mean,
I finally cut the cord.
324
00:13:52,840 --> 00:13:54,590
(cheers)
325
00:13:54,590 --> 00:13:57,220
Yes, I'm a true hero.
Absolutely.
326
00:13:57,220 --> 00:14:00,260
Being on Facebook
these days is like going
to an abandoned mall.
327
00:14:00,260 --> 00:14:03,180
-It's a retail
apocalypse, you know.
-(laughter)
328
00:14:03,180 --> 00:14:05,180
You're wandering around
and there's that chick
329
00:14:05,180 --> 00:14:07,920
from high school
trying to sell you a candle.
330
00:14:07,920 --> 00:14:10,090
Alice:
Candles.
Like lavender!
331
00:14:10,090 --> 00:14:11,590
I mean,
your parents are there.
332
00:14:11,590 --> 00:14:13,760
You know,
that whole thing.
333
00:14:13,760 --> 00:14:15,590
Alice:
So true!
334
00:14:15,590 --> 00:14:16,720
Mom and Dad
335
00:14:16,720 --> 00:14:18,180
are always liking
your photos.
336
00:14:18,180 --> 00:14:20,550
-Lindsay: You--
-(audience laughter)
337
00:14:21,880 --> 00:14:23,340
You know,
I can hear you, right?
338
00:14:23,340 --> 00:14:25,880
Like, this isn't a TV show.
Like, I'm actually here.
339
00:14:25,880 --> 00:14:28,180
Did your mom not teach
you how to use your
inside voice?
340
00:14:28,180 --> 00:14:29,760
-Audience Oh!
-Alice: No.
341
00:14:29,760 --> 00:14:31,470
I mean, we kind of had
a language barrier.
342
00:14:31,470 --> 00:14:33,630
-So, you know,
-(audience laughs)
343
00:14:33,630 --> 00:14:35,050
I'm Chinese.
344
00:14:35,050 --> 00:14:37,550
All right. Could we get
a light on this individual?
345
00:14:37,550 --> 00:14:38,970
What's happening over here?
346
00:14:42,800 --> 00:14:45,260
Lindsay: Oh, my God.
You talk more than
my Coche driver.
347
00:14:45,260 --> 00:14:48,010
-(laughter)
-Wait. are you
my Coche driver?
348
00:14:48,010 --> 00:14:49,470
(laughter)
349
00:14:49,470 --> 00:14:52,920
-This is why I gave
this person two stars.
-(audience groans)
350
00:14:52,920 --> 00:14:54,970
Lindsay: Oh, my God,
look at that leather jacket.
351
00:14:54,970 --> 00:14:57,680
I am sad that
a cow had to die
352
00:14:57,680 --> 00:15:00,010
for you to look
almost all right.
353
00:15:00,010 --> 00:15:01,970
(audience groans)
354
00:15:01,970 --> 00:15:03,840
You are literally
why I'm vegan.
355
00:15:03,840 --> 00:15:06,970
I would rather eat
a cashew cheese quesadilla
356
00:15:06,970 --> 00:15:08,800
than look at that jacket.
357
00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:11,010
It's terrible. Is that jacket
made out of nut cheese.
358
00:15:11,010 --> 00:15:14,470
You know. Has that kind
of a sheen to it.
359
00:15:14,470 --> 00:15:16,920
Did the '80s call you
on a landline and ask
360
00:15:16,920 --> 00:15:18,760
for Andrew Dice Clay's
whole thing back?
361
00:15:19,840 --> 00:15:21,680
Did the '90s follow up
with a fax
362
00:15:21,680 --> 00:15:23,800
and ask for George Michael's
entire thing back?
363
00:15:24,630 --> 00:15:27,050
So, there is this blogger
364
00:15:27,050 --> 00:15:28,920
who I guess a lot
of people follow,
365
00:15:29,880 --> 00:15:31,380
and he did
a great piece on Elijah,
366
00:15:31,380 --> 00:15:34,550
and he sent the guy
a link to my Insta
367
00:15:35,380 --> 00:15:37,010
and I guess now he wants
to interview me
368
00:15:37,010 --> 00:15:38,920
and see my work in person.
369
00:15:39,970 --> 00:15:40,970
That's great.
370
00:15:42,220 --> 00:15:44,010
I don't think
I'm going to do it.
371
00:15:44,010 --> 00:15:47,840
No, you can't let
one bad review shut you down.
372
00:15:47,840 --> 00:15:50,340
I'm just not confident
in the work that I have,
373
00:15:51,800 --> 00:15:53,800
and I wish I could have
shown him the...
374
00:15:54,880 --> 00:15:56,760
the piece that I sold.
375
00:15:57,590 --> 00:15:59,470
You sure it looks
good there?
376
00:15:59,470 --> 00:16:01,050
Yeah, it looks great.
377
00:16:03,680 --> 00:16:05,800
Well, you could always make
another piece like it,
378
00:16:06,880 --> 00:16:08,220
as part of a series.
379
00:16:09,050 --> 00:16:09,970
Yeah.
380
00:16:09,970 --> 00:16:11,920
Bottom line, you can't let
381
00:16:11,920 --> 00:16:14,180
what anyone thinks of you
mess with your head.
382
00:16:14,180 --> 00:16:15,720
All that matters is
383
00:16:15,720 --> 00:16:17,800
what you think of yourself
and your work.
384
00:16:18,970 --> 00:16:20,470
The only way the world
will believe in you
385
00:16:20,470 --> 00:16:22,550
is if you believe
in yourself.
386
00:16:28,680 --> 00:16:30,840
I wasn't feeling well,
but I had forgotten
387
00:16:30,840 --> 00:16:33,010
I had promised my boyfriend
I'd come to this work thing,
388
00:16:33,010 --> 00:16:34,220
-so I rallied.
-Thank you.
389
00:16:34,220 --> 00:16:36,260
Well, I would love to meet him.
Which one is he?
390
00:16:36,260 --> 00:16:39,380
Uh, he's over there
in the blue suit.
391
00:16:39,380 --> 00:16:40,920
That white guy
in the blue suit
392
00:16:40,920 --> 00:16:43,970
or one of the other five
white guys in blue suits?
393
00:16:44,920 --> 00:16:47,590
Look, I know
you think I'm entitled,
394
00:16:47,590 --> 00:16:49,010
but this is not my world.
395
00:16:49,010 --> 00:16:50,800
Well, you blend in
pretty well.
396
00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:52,050
-Garrett: Marcus!
-Hey.
397
00:16:52,050 --> 00:16:53,220
Ah, I see
you've met, uh...
398
00:16:53,220 --> 00:16:55,130
-Callie.
-Right.
399
00:16:55,130 --> 00:16:57,380
She's also a lawyer
with Legal Aid.
Do you two know each other?
400
00:16:58,970 --> 00:17:01,470
-Yes, we do.
-Garrett: Ah!
401
00:17:02,630 --> 00:17:05,720
Callie, I apologize
for doing this to you again,
but I need to steal Marcus.
402
00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:08,010
There are some people
he needs to meet.
Will you excuse us?
403
00:17:22,090 --> 00:17:24,680
Sam: We got you
a welcome back gift.
404
00:17:32,340 --> 00:17:35,090
They're for ball-busting
stress relief.
405
00:17:36,470 --> 00:17:37,680
(Alex chuckles)
406
00:17:38,680 --> 00:17:41,760
Well, uh, we just figured,
since Mariana cut off yours.
407
00:17:41,760 --> 00:17:43,630
(Sam chuckles)
408
00:17:43,630 --> 00:17:46,090
You, you squish them
when you're stressed.
409
00:17:46,090 --> 00:17:49,090
Just give them, uh,
give them a fondle.
410
00:17:49,090 --> 00:17:51,180
-Pluck the hairs out--
-I get it!
411
00:17:51,180 --> 00:17:52,880
So, do we want to list
412
00:17:52,880 --> 00:17:54,970
the grievance committee
suggestions based on importance?
413
00:17:54,970 --> 00:17:56,720
Aren't they all important?
414
00:17:56,720 --> 00:17:58,180
Well, I think
a salary laddering plan
415
00:17:58,180 --> 00:18:00,630
is a little more important
than free tampons
in the women's room?
416
00:18:00,630 --> 00:18:02,180
That depends
how heavy your flow is.
417
00:18:02,180 --> 00:18:03,180
(chuckles)
418
00:18:04,470 --> 00:18:06,340
Hey! How's Raj doing now that
he's back on the Blue Team?
419
00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:09,970
Um, I'm pretty sure
he's miserable,
420
00:18:09,970 --> 00:18:11,380
but he wouldn't tell me,
just because
421
00:18:11,380 --> 00:18:14,010
it would make me feel worse
than I already do.
422
00:18:14,010 --> 00:18:15,220
And 'cause he's that great.
423
00:18:15,220 --> 00:18:17,180
-Aw.
-I need a Raj.
424
00:18:17,180 --> 00:18:19,300
-Right?
-Well, I need a raise.
425
00:18:19,300 --> 00:18:20,920
So, let's get back to it.
426
00:18:21,680 --> 00:18:24,550
(cell phones chiming)
427
00:18:24,550 --> 00:18:26,920
("Criminal" by
3 One Oh playing)
428
00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:30,880
What?
429
00:18:30,880 --> 00:18:33,220
♪ I was born
bad in my blood ♪
430
00:18:34,420 --> 00:18:35,510
What?
431
00:18:35,510 --> 00:18:37,090
♪ Black as night... ♪
432
00:18:37,090 --> 00:18:39,920
Uh, guys, you're gonna want
to look at your phones.
433
00:18:41,420 --> 00:18:44,680
♪ Out of the dark
I'll steal your heart ♪
434
00:18:44,680 --> 00:18:47,760
♪ Light up a match
and I'll never look back ♪
435
00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:50,010
♪ Oh oh oh oh oh... ♪
436
00:18:50,010 --> 00:18:51,800
(Alex laughs)
437
00:18:52,180 --> 00:18:54,220
Oh, I knew it!
438
00:18:54,220 --> 00:18:56,510
All that feminist BS,
and she is just honeypotting
439
00:18:56,510 --> 00:18:58,630
her way up the ladder.
440
00:18:58,630 --> 00:19:00,590
(laughs)
441
00:19:00,590 --> 00:19:03,130
Oh, I bet she gives
great Act-ivism
442
00:19:03,130 --> 00:19:04,720
with that big mouth of hers.
443
00:19:04,720 --> 00:19:07,090
♪ Lock me up
throw away the key ♪
444
00:19:07,090 --> 00:19:08,340
Don't fight!
445
00:19:08,340 --> 00:19:10,420
♪ Ain't nobody
as dangerous as me ♪
446
00:19:10,420 --> 00:19:12,510
Dude, my Legos.
Come on.
447
00:19:12,510 --> 00:19:14,840
♪ Whoa oh oh
I'm a criminal ♪
448
00:19:16,840 --> 00:19:18,090
Stop.
449
00:19:26,130 --> 00:19:28,260
Okay, look, I ran into Evan
in the elevator after work,
450
00:19:28,260 --> 00:19:29,840
and he asked me to grab
a drink with him to talk
451
00:19:29,840 --> 00:19:31,680
about my app,
and that's it!
452
00:19:33,130 --> 00:19:36,510
I wanted to talk to you
about... dating.
453
00:19:36,510 --> 00:19:38,680
You want to talk
about dating?
454
00:19:39,510 --> 00:19:42,590
Yes. Uh, what do you
think about it?
455
00:19:42,590 --> 00:19:45,050
You don't even need
to explain yourselves.
456
00:19:45,050 --> 00:19:47,090
Why can't a woman just have
a drink with her boss
457
00:19:47,090 --> 00:19:49,090
without everyone jumping
to conclusions?
458
00:19:49,090 --> 00:19:50,720
U-us dating?
459
00:19:50,720 --> 00:19:52,220
Oh, no.
460
00:19:53,050 --> 00:19:54,840
Not us dating.
461
00:19:54,840 --> 00:19:57,300
Uh, dating, in general.
462
00:19:57,300 --> 00:19:59,050
Well, have you ever tried
a dating app?
463
00:19:59,050 --> 00:20:01,630
I'm not very sure
how to describe myself.
464
00:20:02,630 --> 00:20:05,340
What do you think if I help you
set up your profile?
465
00:20:06,260 --> 00:20:08,220
-You'd do that?
-Yeah, of course.
466
00:20:08,220 --> 00:20:11,130
Because we have to be
above reproach
to be taken seriously.
467
00:20:11,130 --> 00:20:12,840
That's totally sexist.
468
00:20:12,840 --> 00:20:14,590
If Evan had a drink
with a guy from work,
469
00:20:14,590 --> 00:20:15,720
no one would care.
470
00:20:17,590 --> 00:20:20,180
My whole life I've had trouble
connecting with people.
471
00:20:21,880 --> 00:20:24,090
When I was a kid,
they called it Asperger's,
472
00:20:24,090 --> 00:20:26,050
but now they just say
I'm on the spectrum.
473
00:20:28,090 --> 00:20:31,760
I don't always pick up
social cues or... humor,
474
00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:34,470
why people like
to talk on the phone...
475
00:20:35,760 --> 00:20:37,420
things of that nature.
476
00:20:38,630 --> 00:20:41,180
I'm not even sure there's
someone out there for me.
477
00:20:43,260 --> 00:20:45,130
No, of course there's someone
out there for you.
478
00:20:51,220 --> 00:20:52,550
Which begs the big question:
479
00:20:52,550 --> 00:20:54,420
who did care enough to send
the photo to everyone?
480
00:20:54,420 --> 00:20:56,300
Everyone?
481
00:20:56,300 --> 00:20:57,840
They sent it
on the company Slack.
482
00:21:00,680 --> 00:21:01,970
Where's Raj?
483
00:21:01,970 --> 00:21:04,130
W-well, after
we broke up the fight,
484
00:21:04,130 --> 00:21:05,630
and by we,
I mean other people,
485
00:21:05,630 --> 00:21:08,380
and by other people,
I mean Evan,
486
00:21:08,380 --> 00:21:11,550
um, they, they took Alex
and Raj to the,
487
00:21:11,550 --> 00:21:13,300
-to the office.
-Fight?
488
00:21:13,300 --> 00:21:15,840
It's completely unacceptable
to have people coming
to blows at work.
489
00:21:16,920 --> 00:21:18,680
Who started it?
490
00:21:19,920 --> 00:21:22,380
Uh, we both started it.
491
00:21:22,380 --> 00:21:25,090
-Over what?
-Politics.
492
00:21:26,380 --> 00:21:28,470
We should have never gotten
into a discussion
493
00:21:28,470 --> 00:21:30,300
on how to make America
great again.
494
00:21:31,380 --> 00:21:33,470
Uh, I'll tell you my pitch:
flash mobs.
495
00:21:36,720 --> 00:21:38,550
Well, if we can agree
to disagree,
496
00:21:38,550 --> 00:21:41,510
why don't you two take
the rest of the day off
to cool down.
497
00:21:48,550 --> 00:21:49,970
(Evan clears throat)
498
00:21:52,550 --> 00:21:54,340
Really, Evan?
499
00:21:54,340 --> 00:21:55,630
No consequences?
500
00:21:55,630 --> 00:21:58,340
They're two of our
best engineers.
501
00:22:00,090 --> 00:22:01,300
Fine.
502
00:22:01,300 --> 00:22:03,010
Your decision.
503
00:22:03,010 --> 00:22:05,420
But what about this photo
of you and Mariana?
504
00:22:06,470 --> 00:22:08,550
Just two coworkers
having a drink after work.
505
00:22:08,550 --> 00:22:10,470
It's not two coworkers.
506
00:22:10,470 --> 00:22:11,720
You are her boss
507
00:22:11,720 --> 00:22:13,340
and the CEO
of this company,
508
00:22:13,340 --> 00:22:16,220
and we cannot afford to have
another Amanda situat--
509
00:22:16,220 --> 00:22:19,970
Angela, I'm well aware
of my position at my company!
510
00:22:21,260 --> 00:22:24,680
And I do not want
another Amanda situation either.
511
00:22:31,010 --> 00:22:33,260
I was so humiliated.
512
00:22:33,260 --> 00:22:34,420
I mean, I didn't even
pay my tab.
513
00:22:34,420 --> 00:22:36,300
I've never dined
and dashed in my life.
514
00:22:36,300 --> 00:22:38,510
I mean, I left my credit card
there, so hopefully
I won't get in trouble.
515
00:22:39,550 --> 00:22:41,470
Crap, that means I have
to go back and get it.
516
00:22:41,470 --> 00:22:44,340
You know what? Just forget it.
I'm just going to cancel it
and order a new one.
517
00:22:44,340 --> 00:22:47,880
Okay, listen, I'm sorry
Lindsay dragged you like that.
518
00:22:47,880 --> 00:22:50,760
Honestly, I'm not surprised.
They're not a nice person.
519
00:22:50,760 --> 00:22:52,470
Do you know them?
520
00:22:52,470 --> 00:22:54,590
Yeah, we have... history.
521
00:22:55,470 --> 00:22:56,800
Not like that.
522
00:22:56,800 --> 00:22:59,840
I dated their ex
who I really liked,
523
00:22:59,840 --> 00:23:03,420
and as soon as Lindsay found out
she was happy with someone else,
524
00:23:03,420 --> 00:23:04,510
they wanted her back.
525
00:23:04,510 --> 00:23:07,180
So Jenny broke up with me
to get back with Lindsay.
526
00:23:07,180 --> 00:23:09,010
And after a couple weeks,
527
00:23:09,010 --> 00:23:11,680
Lindsay got bored
and dumped her, again.
528
00:23:11,680 --> 00:23:13,590
Did Jenny try
to get back with you?
529
00:23:13,590 --> 00:23:15,800
Yeah, but once
the trust is broken,
530
00:23:15,800 --> 00:23:18,090
there's no going back
for me.
531
00:23:18,090 --> 00:23:20,300
Lindsay has broken up
a bunch of relationships
532
00:23:20,300 --> 00:23:23,970
just to get whatever
"it" girl they happen
to want at the moment.
533
00:23:23,970 --> 00:23:25,300
(sighs)
534
00:23:25,300 --> 00:23:27,050
I'm sorry.
535
00:23:27,050 --> 00:23:30,510
Yeah, it sucked,
but... I'm over it.
536
00:23:30,510 --> 00:23:32,090
Well, I'm ruined.
537
00:23:32,090 --> 00:23:34,300
I can't show my face
at any comedy club ever again.
538
00:23:34,300 --> 00:23:35,550
How can you be ruined?
539
00:23:35,550 --> 00:23:37,180
You haven't even
gotten up on stage.
540
00:23:37,180 --> 00:23:38,630
And who knows
if I ever will.
541
00:23:38,630 --> 00:23:40,420
Apparently, it's really hard
to get a spot
542
00:23:40,420 --> 00:23:41,840
when you're new
and you don't know anyone.
543
00:23:41,840 --> 00:23:45,050
Well, that's why you have
to go back and make connections.
544
00:23:45,050 --> 00:23:47,300
Don't let some mean girl
get in your way.
545
00:23:47,300 --> 00:23:49,920
-Mean person.
-Oh, sorry. Right.
546
00:23:50,680 --> 00:23:53,130
Yeah, you're right.
547
00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:56,550
Move out the way,
toe rag! Skrt-skrt!
548
00:23:56,550 --> 00:23:58,010
Toe rag?
549
00:23:58,010 --> 00:24:00,760
It's really hard to come up
with gender-neutral disses.
550
00:24:02,050 --> 00:24:03,550
-Is it too much?
-I...
551
00:24:12,380 --> 00:24:13,590
Hey!
552
00:24:13,590 --> 00:24:15,340
-Can we talk?
-Here?
553
00:24:15,340 --> 00:24:16,970
I guess you're not worried
people might think
554
00:24:16,970 --> 00:24:18,880
you're sleeping
with me anymore.
555
00:24:18,880 --> 00:24:21,220
-Please, I can explain.
-I'm sure you can.
556
00:24:21,220 --> 00:24:23,300
You're the best
con artist I know.
557
00:24:33,130 --> 00:24:35,010
Um, excuse me!
558
00:24:38,510 --> 00:24:40,420
Can I have
everyone's attention?
559
00:24:42,380 --> 00:24:44,380
Which I obviously already do.
560
00:24:45,800 --> 00:24:48,590
Not that it's anyone's business,
but I am not seeing Evan.
561
00:24:50,680 --> 00:24:53,130
-I'm seeing Raj.
-Man: I knew it!
562
00:24:54,470 --> 00:24:56,380
Man 2:
Yeah, yeah, I knew it.
563
00:24:56,380 --> 00:24:58,050
In fact, he's my boyfriend.
564
00:24:58,050 --> 00:25:01,010
So, if you want to talk about
something, talk about that!
565
00:25:35,470 --> 00:25:39,760
Callie: Maybe I should
just give up the law,
try and be an artist again.
566
00:25:41,470 --> 00:25:44,800
Do you ever regret
giving up art for law?
567
00:25:48,470 --> 00:25:50,130
Callie:
I regret a lot of things.
(chuckles)
568
00:26:11,130 --> 00:26:13,260
My boyfriend said
I was a lawyer,
569
00:26:13,260 --> 00:26:16,010
and his boss asked
where I worked so I told him,
570
00:26:16,010 --> 00:26:20,050
but I never said I was a lawyer
practicing law at Legal Aid.
571
00:26:20,050 --> 00:26:22,220
You don't have
to explain yourself to me.
572
00:26:22,220 --> 00:26:23,680
Really?
573
00:26:23,680 --> 00:26:25,590
Because you seem to make a lot
of assumptions about me.
574
00:26:27,010 --> 00:26:30,260
Actually, why are you here?
Are you looking for a new job
in an elite firm?
575
00:26:30,260 --> 00:26:32,970
I am here to pick the pockets
of a rich law firm.
576
00:26:32,970 --> 00:26:35,470
Get them to atone for the sins
of their corporate clients
577
00:26:35,470 --> 00:26:37,760
by doing pro bono work
on behalf of some of ours.
578
00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:41,720
Well, maybe
I could help with that?
579
00:26:41,720 --> 00:26:44,010
Raising money for Legal Aid
is not your job,
580
00:26:44,010 --> 00:26:46,220
but I would still like
to meet your boyfriend.
581
00:26:46,220 --> 00:26:47,800
So you can judge
him too?
582
00:26:49,840 --> 00:26:53,510
Look, I know I made a mistake
writing that demand letter,
583
00:26:53,510 --> 00:26:55,880
and I have apologized...
584
00:26:55,880 --> 00:26:57,340
but I have
a hard time believing
585
00:26:57,340 --> 00:26:58,720
that that's all
you have against me.
586
00:26:58,720 --> 00:27:00,680
What I think about you
doesn't matter.
587
00:27:00,680 --> 00:27:03,220
The only thing that matters is
what you think of yourself.
588
00:27:03,220 --> 00:27:05,050
That you know
who you are.
589
00:27:06,630 --> 00:27:07,800
I learned the hard way.
590
00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:09,090
If you want the world
to believe in you,
591
00:27:09,090 --> 00:27:11,260
you have to believe
in yourself.
592
00:27:11,260 --> 00:27:12,630
The only way the world's going
to believe in you
593
00:27:12,630 --> 00:27:14,550
is if you believe
in yourself.
594
00:27:17,590 --> 00:27:18,840
I'll see you on Monday.
595
00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:21,550
And don't worry,
I won't tell anyone
596
00:27:21,550 --> 00:27:23,340
about running into you today.
597
00:27:32,970 --> 00:27:36,680
I told you I know where
Angela keeps her medicine.
598
00:27:37,720 --> 00:27:39,510
Well, we could have met
at a bar.
599
00:27:39,510 --> 00:27:42,380
Yeah, why pay when we
can drink here for free?
600
00:27:43,550 --> 00:27:45,470
Why didn't you tell Angela
I threw the first punch?
601
00:27:47,590 --> 00:27:50,760
'Cause we used
to be best friends.
602
00:27:52,840 --> 00:27:55,760
Until Mariana showed up
and you chose her.
603
00:27:55,760 --> 00:27:58,590
I chose not to be
a massive asshole.
604
00:27:59,260 --> 00:28:00,590
(exhales sharply)
Whatev.
605
00:28:02,220 --> 00:28:04,840
The team isn't the same
without you.
606
00:28:07,340 --> 00:28:08,840
You have Sam.
607
00:28:08,840 --> 00:28:10,760
Sam is an idiot.
608
00:28:11,680 --> 00:28:12,880
(chuckles)
609
00:28:12,880 --> 00:28:16,420
He's a decent third,
but he's not Spock material.
610
00:28:17,840 --> 00:28:20,800
Alex, you being Kirk is
wildly presumptuous, all right?
611
00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:23,760
The Federation wouldn't pick
someone without a logical--
612
00:28:23,760 --> 00:28:25,630
All right... ( sighs)
All right, you know what?
613
00:28:25,630 --> 00:28:27,760
I can't be your Spock, anyway,
if you continue
614
00:28:27,760 --> 00:28:30,010
to be a racist,
sexist dick.
615
00:28:30,720 --> 00:28:32,760
Oh, my God,
they're just jokes.
616
00:28:32,760 --> 00:28:35,300
Jokes... hurt.
617
00:28:37,550 --> 00:28:39,090
Well, you know what hurts?
618
00:28:39,090 --> 00:28:41,720
My jaw,
where you punched me.
619
00:28:44,470 --> 00:28:47,180
(cell phones buzzing)
620
00:28:53,130 --> 00:28:54,720
So, are you, like,
in love with her?
621
00:28:57,920 --> 00:28:59,300
Look, I get it.
622
00:28:59,300 --> 00:29:00,470
She's hot,
623
00:29:01,180 --> 00:29:03,470
and she told everyone
you're her boyfriend.
624
00:29:04,050 --> 00:29:06,680
That's, that's... Woo!
625
00:29:06,680 --> 00:29:10,050
That is extremely brave
for anyone to admit.
626
00:29:12,760 --> 00:29:14,970
See? Jokes.
627
00:29:17,180 --> 00:29:18,470
(sighs)
628
00:29:19,590 --> 00:29:21,380
You really don't think
I'm Kirk material?
629
00:29:39,050 --> 00:29:40,760
-Okay. So...
-(clears throat)
630
00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:44,550
...first question: What is
your idea of a romantic date?
631
00:29:44,550 --> 00:29:45,970
Romantic date?
632
00:29:47,090 --> 00:29:49,720
In movies, women enjoy
walking on the sand.
633
00:29:52,380 --> 00:29:55,840
Okay, walks on the beach.
634
00:29:56,880 --> 00:29:57,880
Would you mind
not telling anyone
635
00:29:57,880 --> 00:30:00,050
that you're helping me
do this?
636
00:30:00,050 --> 00:30:01,220
Yeah, of course.
637
00:30:02,220 --> 00:30:04,470
(laughs)
I thought that was you two.
638
00:30:06,380 --> 00:30:08,420
Who all here
has Josh tried to kiss?
639
00:30:09,760 --> 00:30:12,090
I-I just wanted
to say hello.
640
00:30:12,090 --> 00:30:13,510
This is a smear campaign.
641
00:30:13,510 --> 00:30:16,880
-(clears throat)
-Hello. How are you, Josh?
642
00:30:16,880 --> 00:30:18,720
Great. Great! I...
643
00:30:19,680 --> 00:30:21,760
got another job
at a different startup.
644
00:30:22,840 --> 00:30:24,260
Better pay. Better hours.
645
00:30:24,260 --> 00:30:27,840
Less, um, (chuckles)
less headaches.
646
00:30:28,920 --> 00:30:30,760
Yeah, but hey, you know,
647
00:30:30,760 --> 00:30:33,340
I wish Speckulate
all the luck in the world.
648
00:30:34,720 --> 00:30:37,380
No hard feelings.
649
00:30:38,380 --> 00:30:40,840
Okay. (chuckles)
Well, see you around.
650
00:30:44,920 --> 00:30:46,180
That was sus.
651
00:30:49,220 --> 00:30:50,880
Suspect.
652
00:30:50,880 --> 00:30:52,590
Ah. Why do you
say that?
653
00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:55,800
Well, you fired him.
654
00:30:55,800 --> 00:30:58,050
You really don't think
he's holding a grudge?
655
00:30:58,050 --> 00:30:59,130
Oh.
656
00:31:00,220 --> 00:31:01,470
That is sus.
657
00:31:04,470 --> 00:31:06,970
(indistinct chatter)
658
00:31:13,090 --> 00:31:17,340
(laughter echoing)
659
00:31:22,300 --> 00:31:25,090
-(cheering)
-Did the '90s
follow up with a fax
660
00:31:25,090 --> 00:31:27,260
and ask for George Michael's
entire thing back?
661
00:31:38,180 --> 00:31:39,720
Oh, it's you.
662
00:31:41,760 --> 00:31:42,840
(chuckles awkwardly)
663
00:31:43,920 --> 00:31:45,880
Look, I'm sorry I tore
into you last night,
664
00:31:45,880 --> 00:31:47,260
but, you know,
even a happy heckler
665
00:31:47,260 --> 00:31:48,630
can mess up
a comedian's set.
666
00:31:48,630 --> 00:31:49,920
It's all about timing.
667
00:31:49,920 --> 00:31:52,090
Right. I,
I totally understand.
668
00:31:52,090 --> 00:31:53,220
Uh, my bad.
669
00:31:55,050 --> 00:31:56,010
But you are funny.
670
00:31:57,180 --> 00:31:58,630
-I am?
-Yeah.
671
00:32:00,510 --> 00:32:01,840
Hey, Alice,
Lindsay's here.
672
00:32:01,840 --> 00:32:03,420
Sydney: They're here.
They're...
673
00:32:03,420 --> 00:32:05,340
uh, here.
674
00:32:06,380 --> 00:32:07,550
-Hey.
-Lindsay: Hey.
675
00:32:07,550 --> 00:32:09,680
I was just telling
your friend she's funny.
676
00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:10,880
-Alice: Yeah.
-Avery: Oh, yeah.
She's a stand-up.
677
00:32:10,880 --> 00:32:12,840
-So are, so are we.
-Oh.
678
00:32:12,840 --> 00:32:14,760
I haven't technically
stood up, yet.
679
00:32:14,760 --> 00:32:17,050
Well, she does hilarious bits
on Insta, though.
680
00:32:17,050 --> 00:32:19,130
-You should check her out.
-All right.
681
00:32:19,630 --> 00:32:22,180
Hey, do you think that
we could get a picture?
682
00:32:22,180 --> 00:32:23,920
-Sure.
-(nervous chuckles)
683
00:32:23,920 --> 00:32:25,470
Let's do this.
684
00:32:25,470 --> 00:32:28,130
-Ooh! Uh!
-Hey, can you take
a picture of us?
685
00:32:28,130 --> 00:32:29,920
-Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
-Love it.
686
00:32:29,920 --> 00:32:31,800
-Okay, guys.
-(shutter clicks)
687
00:32:31,800 --> 00:32:32,760
woman: Smile.
688
00:32:33,970 --> 00:32:36,050
Okay, so don't screw up
my set tonight.
689
00:32:36,050 --> 00:32:37,300
I won't. Thanks!
690
00:32:37,300 --> 00:32:38,970
-Bye!
-She won't!
691
00:32:38,970 --> 00:32:40,880
Lindsay Brady.
Lindsay Brady!
692
00:32:41,800 --> 00:32:43,510
That was
Lindsay Brady!
693
00:32:43,510 --> 00:32:45,010
Oh, my gosh, look!
694
00:32:45,010 --> 00:32:46,340
Oh, my gosh,
I look good.
695
00:32:52,050 --> 00:32:53,050
Hey.
696
00:32:53,590 --> 00:32:54,840
Hey.
697
00:32:56,090 --> 00:32:57,470
So, I did the interview.
698
00:32:58,340 --> 00:32:59,470
How'd it go?
699
00:33:00,550 --> 00:33:02,470
I don't know.
I haven't looked at it yet.
700
00:33:03,550 --> 00:33:05,970
Can you just tell me
if it's good or bad?
701
00:33:05,970 --> 00:33:07,920
'Cause I don't want
to look at it.
702
00:33:11,720 --> 00:33:14,090
"Bold AF LA Artist
703
00:33:14,090 --> 00:33:15,720
"Everyone Will Be
Talking About,
704
00:33:15,720 --> 00:33:17,380
If They Aren't Already."
705
00:33:17,380 --> 00:33:19,380
Gael (laughing):
Are you kidding me?
706
00:33:20,680 --> 00:33:23,180
"Everything about the work
of Gael Martinez shows
707
00:33:23,180 --> 00:33:25,550
"the promise of an artist
ready to break out
708
00:33:25,550 --> 00:33:27,760
"and shake up
the art world.
709
00:33:27,760 --> 00:33:30,340
If you don't know him now,
you will."
710
00:33:31,220 --> 00:33:33,050
(exclaims excitedly)
711
00:33:33,050 --> 00:33:34,050
(laughs)
712
00:33:34,050 --> 00:33:35,920
Oh, my God.
713
00:33:37,920 --> 00:33:39,380
We have to celebrate!
714
00:33:39,380 --> 00:33:40,550
With everyone.
715
00:33:41,550 --> 00:33:43,130
-(cell phone buzzing)
-Oh, give me a second.
716
00:33:45,590 --> 00:33:47,050
-Hey.
-Elijah: (over phone)
Did you see it?
717
00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:49,800
-Gael: (over phone) I did.
-Elijah: I told you!
718
00:33:50,340 --> 00:33:51,840
I can't believe it!
719
00:33:51,840 --> 00:33:53,180
I really can't.
720
00:33:53,180 --> 00:33:54,880
-I can.
-Thank you.
721
00:33:54,880 --> 00:33:56,420
This is because of you.
722
00:33:56,420 --> 00:33:59,090
Oh, all I did was turn them on
to a talented artist.
723
00:33:59,090 --> 00:34:00,340
You did everything else.
724
00:34:00,880 --> 00:34:02,800
But look, I'm taking you
out to celebrate.
725
00:34:02,800 --> 00:34:05,470
So, uh, get ready and meet me
at Perch in 20 minutes.
726
00:34:08,760 --> 00:34:10,220
Hey, so Elijah wanted to--
727
00:34:10,220 --> 00:34:12,590
Yeah, no, you should go
celebrate with him.
728
00:34:13,130 --> 00:34:13,970
Have fun!
729
00:34:14,720 --> 00:34:16,090
You wanna pick this up
tomorrow night?
730
00:34:16,090 --> 00:34:17,010
Sure.
731
00:34:17,010 --> 00:34:19,050
All right.
(inhales sharply)
732
00:34:19,050 --> 00:34:20,340
(shrieks)
733
00:34:28,180 --> 00:34:30,180
I have got those
fabric swatches for you.
734
00:34:30,180 --> 00:34:32,470
Dope. Just, uh, leave 'em
on my desk.
735
00:34:32,470 --> 00:34:33,760
I'll get to 'em tomorrow.
736
00:34:34,880 --> 00:34:37,880
-Wait, did you frame that?
-(Elijah chuckles)
737
00:34:37,880 --> 00:34:41,130
Gael did, as a thank you
for Jazmin's dress.
738
00:34:41,130 --> 00:34:43,800
Okay, but does he know that
you paid for that review?
739
00:34:43,800 --> 00:34:46,470
No, and he's not going to
because I paid for his, too.
740
00:34:46,470 --> 00:34:48,420
Oh, how much did that cost you?
741
00:34:49,260 --> 00:34:50,760
You have got it bad
for that boy.
742
00:34:50,760 --> 00:34:52,680
Look, it wasn't
about publicity for him,
743
00:34:52,680 --> 00:34:54,050
he just needed
a confidence boost.
744
00:34:54,050 --> 00:34:55,180
(Naveen chuckles)
745
00:34:55,180 --> 00:34:58,010
And, uh, seriously,
he can never know.
746
00:35:00,550 --> 00:35:02,220
(cell phone chimes)
747
00:35:04,380 --> 00:35:08,010
Washed up in places
I never gave permission.
748
00:35:09,470 --> 00:35:12,090
But I'll tell you one thing,
I've never been more radiant.
749
00:35:13,470 --> 00:35:14,380
-So I'm from Arizona.
-(crowd cheering, applauding)
750
00:35:14,380 --> 00:35:15,840
Okay, take it easy.
751
00:35:15,840 --> 00:35:17,840
It's not a choice,
I was born this way.
752
00:35:18,340 --> 00:35:20,420
It's a tough place to be from,
took us ten years...
753
00:35:20,420 --> 00:35:22,550
-Hey.
-...to recognize MLK Day.
754
00:35:22,550 --> 00:35:24,050
Oh.
(chuckles)
755
00:35:24,050 --> 00:35:25,510
Is that Lindsay's Insta?
756
00:35:25,510 --> 00:35:27,180
Um, yeah.
757
00:35:27,180 --> 00:35:28,260
They followed me.
758
00:35:30,050 --> 00:35:31,050
Oh.
759
00:35:31,050 --> 00:35:32,680
And they liked
one of my videos!
760
00:35:32,680 --> 00:35:34,880
The one where I'm the old lady
who's pissed at the bidet.
761
00:35:34,880 --> 00:35:35,800
(chuckles)
762
00:35:36,680 --> 00:35:38,760
-That's great.
-Yeah, it is.
763
00:35:38,760 --> 00:35:40,340
Um, it's a major promotion,
you know.
764
00:35:41,680 --> 00:35:42,800
Okay.
765
00:35:43,470 --> 00:35:45,720
Okay?
What does that mean?
766
00:35:45,720 --> 00:35:48,800
It means,
they totally humiliated you,
767
00:35:48,800 --> 00:35:51,880
in front of everyone
at their show last night.
768
00:35:53,220 --> 00:35:55,970
And now, because
they're following you,
769
00:35:56,920 --> 00:35:58,590
suddenly all is forgiven?
770
00:35:58,590 --> 00:36:01,130
They actually apologized.
771
00:36:01,130 --> 00:36:04,010
They were there again tonight,
and we ran into each other
in the restroom,
772
00:36:04,010 --> 00:36:05,800
and at first,
they were like, "It's you!"
773
00:36:05,800 --> 00:36:06,970
I was like, "Oh, shit!"
(chuckles)
774
00:36:06,970 --> 00:36:08,220
But then,
they were really nice,
775
00:36:08,220 --> 00:36:09,760
and they actually said
I was funny.
776
00:36:11,010 --> 00:36:14,800
And did you... happen
to mention your partner,
777
00:36:14,800 --> 00:36:15,970
who they totally burned?
778
00:36:17,220 --> 00:36:18,800
No.
(chuckles)
779
00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:20,720
That didn't come up.
780
00:36:23,180 --> 00:36:26,510
Look, it's not like
we're BFFs.
781
00:36:26,510 --> 00:36:27,880
They just liked
one of my videos,
782
00:36:27,880 --> 00:36:29,470
and this could be
really good exposure for me
783
00:36:29,470 --> 00:36:31,470
in the comedy world.
784
00:36:31,470 --> 00:36:34,380
You're the one who told me
to go back out there
785
00:36:34,380 --> 00:36:36,130
and make connections.
786
00:36:36,130 --> 00:36:38,380
Lindsay Brady is
a huge connection.
787
00:36:38,380 --> 00:36:39,550
I know that.
788
00:36:41,220 --> 00:36:42,680
I just don't trust them...
789
00:36:44,760 --> 00:36:46,050
and I want you
to be careful.
790
00:36:47,050 --> 00:36:47,970
I will.
791
00:36:49,220 --> 00:36:51,420
This is a big deal.
792
00:36:53,800 --> 00:36:56,340
Well, they think you're funny,
793
00:36:56,970 --> 00:36:58,880
so at least they have
good taste.
794
00:37:03,720 --> 00:37:05,220
I'm gonna go
to the bathroom.
795
00:37:08,010 --> 00:37:09,220
(cell phone chimes)
796
00:37:29,340 --> 00:37:31,920
(both laughing)
797
00:37:36,050 --> 00:37:37,340
Mariana: I guess
I should have just told him
798
00:37:37,340 --> 00:37:39,680
that I was having drinks
with Evan in the first place,
799
00:37:39,680 --> 00:37:42,300
but he's already so jealous
of him as it is.
800
00:37:43,340 --> 00:37:46,090
Are you going to keep helping
Evan with his dating profile?
801
00:37:47,680 --> 00:37:48,720
I guess.
802
00:37:49,920 --> 00:37:51,180
He was so cute,
and I feel bad for him.
803
00:37:51,180 --> 00:37:54,260
Why don't you just tell Raj that
that's what it was all about.
804
00:37:54,260 --> 00:37:55,800
I said I wouldn't
tell anyone.
805
00:37:56,550 --> 00:37:57,970
Yeah, but he's your boyfriend,
806
00:37:57,970 --> 00:37:59,260
and you have
to be honest with him.
807
00:38:00,760 --> 00:38:02,340
Right.
(sighs)
808
00:38:02,340 --> 00:38:03,590
How's your boyfriend?
809
00:38:10,260 --> 00:38:13,090
Divestments, selling off
underperforming units,
810
00:38:13,090 --> 00:38:15,720
layoffs,
some tax shelter work.
811
00:38:16,590 --> 00:38:18,510
Cynthia: We had to get our son
a tutor for the ISEEs.
812
00:38:18,510 --> 00:38:22,010
Oh, us too. Dylan wants
to go to Harvard-Westlake.
813
00:38:24,420 --> 00:38:25,880
Callie: What kind of law
do you practice?
814
00:38:25,880 --> 00:38:28,010
Man: I mostly fight
government regulation
815
00:38:28,010 --> 00:38:29,180
of antitrust
or anticompetitive practices
816
00:38:29,180 --> 00:38:30,880
of the corporations
we represent.
817
00:38:33,420 --> 00:38:36,050
-Uh, what's the ISEEs?
-Independent School
Entrance Exams.
818
00:38:36,050 --> 00:38:39,300
-It's worse than the SATs.
-Yeah, but you don't want to
send your kids to public school.
819
00:38:47,420 --> 00:38:48,840
We went with Duchateau floors
820
00:38:48,840 --> 00:38:51,550
which our interior designer
insisted on,
821
00:38:51,550 --> 00:38:53,340
but her installer
glued them down
822
00:38:53,340 --> 00:38:55,300
instead of nailing,
and now they're buckling.
823
00:38:55,300 --> 00:38:56,300
Oh, no.
824
00:38:56,300 --> 00:38:57,420
Yes!
(sighs)
825
00:38:57,420 --> 00:38:59,300
Luckily, we're going
to Napa for two weeks
826
00:38:59,300 --> 00:39:02,260
while they rip them out,
but it is still a nightmare.
827
00:39:02,260 --> 00:39:04,760
Cynthia: Napa is beautiful
this time of year.
828
00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:06,260
Oh, I know.
829
00:39:06,260 --> 00:39:08,340
You know, I thought I was busy
when I was working,
830
00:39:08,340 --> 00:39:10,720
but this remodel
has been so stressful.
831
00:39:11,760 --> 00:39:14,260
I really need a vacation.
832
00:39:17,470 --> 00:39:20,380
(talking indistinctly)
833
00:39:22,840 --> 00:39:24,220
Jamie: Callie?
834
00:39:24,220 --> 00:39:25,180
There you are.
835
00:39:28,090 --> 00:39:29,510
Everything okay?
836
00:39:29,510 --> 00:39:31,180
No.
837
00:39:32,420 --> 00:39:33,340
No, I'm scared.
838
00:39:35,470 --> 00:39:37,010
I'm never going
to fit into your world,
839
00:39:37,010 --> 00:39:38,050
and I don't want to.
840
00:39:38,050 --> 00:39:40,510
I don't want to quit
my career
841
00:39:40,510 --> 00:39:43,800
to raise our kids
and remodel our home.
842
00:39:43,800 --> 00:39:46,630
I can't be the wife you need
to succeed in all of this.
843
00:39:51,220 --> 00:39:52,380
I love you...
844
00:39:53,380 --> 00:39:55,130
but I don't think
we want the same things.
845
00:40:00,470 --> 00:40:01,380
There you are.
846
00:40:03,260 --> 00:40:04,420
Everything okay?
847
00:40:06,260 --> 00:40:08,340
Yeah. I was just taking
a break.
848
00:40:13,340 --> 00:40:16,090
Uh, we can get out of here
if you're ready?
849
00:40:16,090 --> 00:40:17,800
-Sure, if you are.
-Mm-hmm.
850
00:40:20,720 --> 00:40:22,130
You never answered
my question.
851
00:40:27,760 --> 00:40:30,260
I am a registered Republican,
852
00:40:31,340 --> 00:40:33,340
but I didn't vote
for the current president.
853
00:40:46,380 --> 00:40:47,550
We're fine.
854
00:40:49,760 --> 00:40:51,340
(door opens)
855
00:40:52,920 --> 00:40:53,970
(clears throat)
856
00:40:55,470 --> 00:40:57,260
It's like deja vu
all over again.
857
00:40:58,550 --> 00:41:01,220
He really needs to invest
in some serious curtains.
858
00:41:06,800 --> 00:41:08,420
I think he's really
into this one.
859
00:41:10,380 --> 00:41:13,010
Well, I'm not sticking around
for the show this time.
860
00:41:19,470 --> 00:41:20,470
Mariana?
861
00:41:26,720 --> 00:41:28,050
All right, coming.
58669
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