All language subtitles for Everyone.Is.Doing.Great.S01E08.HULU.WEBRip.x264-ION10

[woman]
Just no whiskey.

[Jeremy]
No whiskey, same here.

‐I can't drink it. I go dark.
‐Really?

[laughing]

I forgot your name.

Alex.

‐Aly.
‐Damn it!

Argh. So, Aly.

‐Mm‐hm?
‐What do you do?

I'm an influencer.

Oh, okay.

‐Yeah.
‐That's pretty cool, huh.

What does that mean?

I work with brands,
and I present them on Instagram.

What do you influence?
Hey, can you get me a knife?

Well, fashion, mostly,
and lifestyle.

Just did a whole campaign
with candles, so that
was pretty cool.

‐Do you have a business card?
‐Is that so bad? No.

‐Would it say "influencer"?
‐Business card?

Why would I carry
a business card?

If someone asks how to contact
me, I'll give them my handle.

‐Oh.
‐Gets them following, right?

Damn, you just like live
on the Instagram.

I don't live on Instagram.

But like,
that's your work,

because you're
there all the time.

Could you just excuse me for
like a second, is that cool?

‐Yes, absolutely, sorry.
‐Enjoy.

[softly]
What the fuck is wrong with you?

‐What?
‐What is this?

You never drink like this.
What's going on with you?

‐I'm fine.
‐Do you need to talk?

I don't want to fucking go,
man, I'm only going
because you made me go.

Hey, this is a nice girl,
okay? I haven't had a date
in a really long time.

‐We would never‐‐
‐Don't fuck this up for me.

We wouldn't be in
this position‐‐

[whispering quickly
back and forth]

She's coming, she's coming.

All right,
that is our Lyft, so.

‐Wait, where are we going?
‐Oh, yeah. Jeremy?

It's, um, it's an engagement
party that we're going to.

Who's the engagement
party for, Jeremy?

‐For his ex‐girlfriend.
‐Whoo!

‐And it's actually at
my future ex‐wife's house.
‐Fuck yeah!

‐Welcome to our world.
‐Yeah.

‐Really?
‐I wasn't gonna‐‐
‐Oh, yeah.

You excited?

I mean, yeah.

Really?

Yeah. That sounds great.

‐I wasn't expecting that.
‐You're okay with that?

‐I'm fine with that.
‐Wow.

I feel like so many parties
are so boring.

That is... that's...
that's new.

She's fucking cool, man.

‐See, I told you.
‐Thank you.

‐It's gonna be fun.
‐Wow.

We're gonna have
a good time tonight.

‐Exactly.
‐Let's fucking go.

‐Uber's like a minute away.
‐Let's fucking go.

Okay, yeah, let's go!

Whoa. Yeah.

Whoo, Aly, let's do this.

[happy chatter]

Very cool. No, you gotta send me
that one. What is that app?

‐This is a great party.
‐[Jeremy] Some brut.
Some brut. Brut.

What's the percentage in brut?

Why is everyone standing?

[glasses clink]

[Oliver]
Um, hello.

Um, well, first of all
I just want to thank
everyone for coming.

Um, we know that a lot
of you have traveled
quite far to be here,

so we really do appreciate
you taking the time to come
and celebrate with us.

Thank you so much.

It's really wonderful to see
so many friendly faces.

Um, Mark, hello.

And the rest of you I don't
really know yet, but I hope to.

Um... [speaking French]

What?

Um, so the way that
we actually met was

on a plane on the way
to Bulgaria

to shoot Ruins of love.

And I was sitting there,
and next minute,

this gorgeous man
was sitting next to me.

I accidentally spilt
something towards his‐‐

Well, you spilt most of
the things, actually,

on my clean white pants.

And‐‐ and made an effort
to try and clean them up, so...

That you did.
That you did, actually.

TMI!

I'm sorry, come?

‐I'm sorry.
‐Sorry.

Sorry, yeah.

You know they say that
no man or woman is complete
without the other.

Um, I won't speak
on behalf of Belle,

but I certainly feel
very complete tonight.

Sorry, um...

I lost my dear mom,
uh, a few years ago.

‐They say that death...
‐[whispers] Jax.

is not the greatest loss.

The greatest loss is in fact

the part of you that dies
while you're still living.

Look, this isn't to say that
I'm not incredibly fortunate,

I'm a lucky boy, but it
wasn't until I met you

that I felt that part
of me come back to life.

And I love you so much for it.

Uh, before I forget.

Andy, thank you
so much for all of this.

You are
an epic maid of honor.

‐Thank you.
‐Thank you, Andy. Andrea,
should call you‐‐

Call me Andy.

‐Well, you can call me Ollie.
‐I'd love to.

Actually, no, do call me
Oliver. I prefer that.

[laughs] Whatever you'd like.

‐Um, all right. Uh, cheers.
‐That was beautiful.

Thank you all again, and we'll
see you at the wedding.

Wait, wait, wait, I got
something, a little
surprise for you guys.

[pop] Oh!

Should we kick them out?

All right, cheers.

Opa!

[man]
Who's‐‐who's that guy?

[clears throat]

Ah, anybody else chug?

Chug? No? Come on. Chug it.

Photo fantastic...

Look at you guys,
enjoying the party?

Master Luke! Master Luke!

‐C3P0. Right?
‐Yes! Thank you.

‐Yes, Star Wars.
‐You can't see, I'm
giving you a high five.

‐Hi.
‐Hey!

‐Hi.
‐What's up, man?

You know Michael, Seth,
Jeremy and...

‐Aly.
‐How are you, pleasure
to meet you.

‐Nice to meet you.
‐You look lovely.

‐So do you.
‐The house looks really nice.

‐Thank you.
‐It looks really good.

Almost didn't recognize you
without the gear on.

‐Oh, yeah, yeah.
‐Cheers, mate.

You guys have met, of course,
of course.

I believe in the studio.

My mom is a huge fan
of your show.

That's so funny 'cause
my nephew watches your show,

'cause you're on
the Disney show still, right?

I'm not an actor.

Oh.

She's on Instagram.

‐Oh, Instagram.
‐Influencer.

How old are you?
You're just so youthful.

‐Thanks.
‐You don't have to answer that.

‐I'm just jealous.
‐It's a compliment, no?

It's so good to have you.

I just figured you would be
here with your new costar

and boyfriend,
Jason Statham, so.

What the fuck
did you just say?

‐What?
‐I'm sorry?

I didn't say‐‐
I said Jason Statham,
it's a compliment.

‐Are you fucking with me?
‐No, no.

‐It's a compliment.
‐Oh, is it?

Yeah, he's, he's awesome.

‐Right.
‐I wish looked like
Jason Statham.

‐Me too.
‐He's just being an idiot.

That's a Statham move,
right there.

‐I'll see you in a bit.
‐I actually didn't mean to make
him that mad, I thought...

‐This right here?
‐So rude.

This is the Eternal reunion
everyone's been talking about.

‐It's great, isn't it?
‐Eternal reunion?

Honestly, you guys,
you've gotta get over it.

Jeremy, like, the show
ended five years ago.

‐It's over.
‐Why are you addressing me?

Because you're the
one tweeting about it.

I was just talking to
my fans on Twitter.

No, but you tagged me and Seth
and a bunch of other cast
and crew members.

‐Yeah, you're both on the show.
‐No, no, no, because now we're
all involved in it.

And, understandably, I'm in
on a contract on another show,

so I can't actually do it.

Reunions are in right now, okay?

Gilmore Girls did one.

Felicity just did a panel.

Um, there's a lot of them,
they happen.

I want to keep moving forward.
That's how life goes, Jeremy.

We move forward. Forward.
Not back.

You lost me.

You lost me, mate, long,
long, long, long time ago.

[sniffs]

Like real depth to her.
Like she had depth in a sense

like she wanted to make
an impact on this world

‐like, whoo, you all right?
‐Yeah.

Let me see. Ah you're good,
you're beautiful.

She was right, she was perfect
for me. She was the one.

She was somebody that was
outside of the industry.

Outside, like something
different. Have you ever,
like, you know,

dated somebody outside
the industry?

Aly, uh, Aly Martinez?
Is that right?

‐That's fake.
‐Oh.

How old are you?

Oh shit, oh shit.

Ah... TMI.

Uh, what is...

You guys are inspiring.

Are you doing coke
at my engagement party?

‐Would you like some?
‐Congratulations.

‐Thank you.
‐No, no, no. Sorry, what is
this, how old are you?

Are you 20 years old?

No, but she is.

Right, cool, um, my
show runner is here.

What if she'd walked in?

‐How does that make me look?
‐Does she like cocaine?

‐Seth.
‐What are you doing?

‐It's a party.
‐Grow up!

Terribly irresponsible, Seth.
This is not appropriate.

Come on, don't act like you've
never done cocaine before.

We used to do cocaine
all the time.

No, I'm done.

‐You're such a sadist.
‐I'm a what?

Sadist. You know,
any time that like,

I'm not doing well, you're
comfortable being around me...

‐Seth!
‐but whenever
I'm having a good time,

you just wanna come in here
and fucking squash it like
a fucking line of cocaine.

‐That is so fucking untrue.
‐Then snort it up.

All I ever wanted was
the best for you, okay?

‐Darling, don't point,
it's rude.
‐Okay, okay, okay.

No, you know what,
you know what, you know
what, uh‐uh. Stop!

I want you to take your
shit and get out.

I'm done. I've tried with you.

I tried.

Oh.

Oliver!

Shit.

Darling, yes, I'm coming.

I like him.

Hey. You okay?

You caught me. Yes, I'm okay.
Um, are you okay?

‐Oh yes.
‐I'm, I'm so sorry.

‐I'm so embarrassed.
‐It's okay.

Jeremy is just going through
some stuff right now.

‐And...
‐Yeah.

I've told him so many times
that you and I,

we're just friends.
I didn't, please,

just kind of forget that
that all happened.

Yeah, the thing is, um...

he's not exactly wrong.

‐Oh.
‐Yeah.

‐Okay.
‐Look, I'm, I don't
mean to, I'm not...

‐This is‐‐
‐Whoo. How do I get out of this?

‐You don't need to, it's fine.
‐All right.

What I mean is, I just, uh,

‐You're wonderful.
You're wonderful.
‐[chuckles] Am I?

You're amazing,
you're fun, you laugh.

‐We have a good time.
‐I love hanging out with you.

I love hanging out with you.

Can we please keep hanging out?

‐'Cause I kinda like
need that right now.
‐Please.

Absolutely.

This is not weird.
Doesn't have to be.

Not at all.

I'm gonna‐‐ I'm gonna go.

But just, I want you to
think about something.

Okay.

What you, Seth and Jeremy
have is very special.

You guys shared something
that only the three of
you will understand.

It was unique and it's yours,
so hang on to that.

I was in the same situation,

and unfortunately
I didn't hang on to that,

and I lost a lot of friends,
and I wish I hadn't.

Well, I've never, um, I've
never thought of it like that.

That's, thank you.

You're welcome.
Hey, come here.

Come here.

You're gonna be okay.

Thanks.

‐Okay?
‐Yeah.

All right. Uh... I'm gonna go.

‐How do I, is it?
‐You don't have to go.

‐You can go that way
or that way.
‐Right.

Yeah, whoo. This is why
I don't smoke weed.

I've told you to stop.

Yeah, it's, uh, okay.

‐Bye. Bye.
‐Bye bye.

‐Oh, you got that job?
‐Yeah, I got the job.

It is kind of a long story,
so I was doing this
three‐picture deal, right,

‐And Denzel's lawyers
kind of got into the way.
‐Denzel. Washington.

Yeah, yeah, right.

So the timing worked out
for the film and everything,
and I was able to do it.

‐Yeah, it ended up great.
‐Yeah, it's awesome.

Slipped it right in there, huh?
That's fantastic.

Yeah, she's got actually,
she's got a thing tomorrow.

He's gonna look for
a project, you know.

‐Oh, you don't have to.
‐No, no, no,
it's perfect for you.

‐I can't do it, you know.
‐Oh.

And we always end up
with the same...

Yeah, there's a thing,
there's an opening.

We might actually have
to have you audition this
time, though.

Yeah, you know what? I'm really
sorry, I just‐‐

I came with them.

so I gotta just‐‐ I'm gonna
see where they're going.

I'll probably be right back, so
I'll just, I'll be right back.

Okay. Well, I'm going
to drink this.

Yeah let's chug these and...

Hey. Where we going,
where we going?

We're going to a club.

All right, cool.
I'll sit bitch.

Oh no, no, no.
You're not going to a club.

‐What do you mean?
‐You stay right here with
this good club up in here.

This reject chess match
that's happening, all right?

I'm not staying up there‐‐

No, no. Dude,
you brought me here.

You brought me to this bullshit,
so you stay here and just stew
in it for a little while.

‐Are you serious right now?
‐Because I'm not,
I'm done, dude.

You know what happened in there?
I just got yelled at by
my ex‐girlfriend

standing in front
of her fiancé.

Why? Because you fucking
dragged me here.

All this manipulative bullshit
that's been going on,

everything, it's like you
brought some sort of fucking
disease over to my house.

All right? Ever since you've
been living with me, my fucking
life is falling apart.

It's in the fucking gutter.
Whatever fucking things
happened in your house,

‐over there, however
you fucked up her life...
‐Come on, man, are you serious?

...you're fucking up mine now.

Maybe Andrea's right.

Maybe we all need to take
a good long look in the mirror

and figure out how
to actually grow up.

And move on. I'm really
drunk right now, and I'm
going to go to this club

with this fucking girl
I've never met before.

But you know what?
That actually sounds interesting

'cause she is so far removed
from everything

that is happening in
that fucking shitshow.

And so I'm going to do that, and
you just go back to that club,

whatever the fuck kind
of club that is.

But it's fucked up, and I don't
want to be a part of it anymore.

Fuck! See!

‐I was going to say something.
‐This is what I'm fucking
talking about.

‐I'll just call us
another one, man.
‐No, don't call me another Uber.

Just go back inside. I can't be
around you anymore. I'm done.

I'm done.

Just leave me alone. All right?

Go.

All right.

[horn honking]

[groans]

[groans]

[soulful vocals play]

Ah, fuck!

[soulful vocals continue]

Dear Seth, this is
your friend, Jeremy.

I don't know how much you
remember from last night.

You said some things that
hurt me, but that I now
recognize to be true.

I wanted to say I'm sorry
for causing you anything
but happiness in your life.

I also wanted to say
thank you for the hospitality

and friendship you've shown me
in these trying times.

You'll find that I've
moved out of your room.

Please, don't take this to mean
that I'm upset with you.

I simply think it's time for me
to get out of your way

so that we may preserve
whatever remains of our unique

and some may say
iconic friendship.

I wish you all the best
in your return to the stage.

I know you'll give a wonderful,
rousing performance.

Just looking out
for you, friend.

If you ever need anything,
I'm just a phone call away.

I hope it's not weird
for me to say it, but we've
never said it before,

so just in case I never
get another chance,

you're the best friend
I ever had, Seth Stewart.

I mean that.

Regards, Jeremy Davis.

[soulful vocals playing]

[all doing vocal warm‐up]

‐Yeah, back there.
‐Staccato.

I don't know, I don't know.
I mean, what if it sucks?

What if nobody comes,
what if all of it is
a total shitshow?

What if they all screw up?

Staccato. [vocalizing]

Bitsiccato. [vocalizing]

‐Red leather yellow leather.
‐[video game noises]

How you doing, sport?

‐I'm doing good.
‐You got this, man.

‐Appreciate it.
‐Yeah, all right.
Let's kick them in the dick.

I don't know what to say, guys.

Three minutes to the biggest
performance of your
professional lives.

Now, either we heal as a cast,
or we're going to crumble.

Line by line, scene by scene

until that curtain goes down.

Pierre. I want you to do
the pre‐show announcement, okay?

You're not, you're not
on drugs are you?

I'm tripping on mushrooms.

But I masturbated and vomited.
I'm good. I'm good.

Okay. Great. Great. Now, look.

Lines. All right?

You're probably
going to drop a line. It's
normal. This is for everybody.

Okay? I'm just telling
this to everybody.

If you're a little scared
because of a complete
lack of experience

having never been on stage,
just use it.

Channel that fear
into your performance.

Everybody, everybody
gets stage fright,
this is for everybody.

Uh, you'll be fine.

If you have to vomit
because you're scared,

again, from lack of experience
or this being the first time

you're going on stage ever
doing a play in front of people,

that fear of overwhelming
failure at any moment,

maybe walking out stage
and suddenly being hit
with a sledgehammer of truth

and realization that, oh my God,
I made a terrible mistake,

I can't believe
I agreed to do this,

I'm completely unqualified,
what am I doing here?

It's totally normal.
There are buckets on
either side of the stage,

as stipulated by the union,
for you to use to throw up in.

And it's, this is for everybody.
I'm just, just letting you know.

Right, anyway, let's condense.

Let's get out there on the ice.

Fuck you, Pierre.

Ahh!

Hey, Seth, can I talk
to you for a second?

You know, I know this
whole process has been
very frightening

and difficult for you,
but I just want to let
you know before the show

that it's been a great
experiment, a great experiment‐‐

Let me just stop
you right there, Phil.

I got a little pep talk
for you, all right?

Tell you how
tonight's gonna go.

I'm gonna go out there,

and I'm going to give
it everything I got.

And you know what's
going to happen?

A miracle. Yeah.

Your marginal‐ass words
are gonna be great.

All right? And all you
need to do, Phil,

is stay the fuck
out of my way.

Okay? All right.

Take off the hat,
you look ridiculous.

[drunkenly]
Fuck you! America was great.

Make America America again.

Put that on your
fucking red hat.

You like to play games?
There's your fucking games!

My home! My beautiful home!

There's no fucking man here?

Do you see one?

Even the devil
has a better table.

Restitution's impossible.

I'm no fucking man.

[applause]

Whoo!

Whoo!

Bravo!

Bravo!

Uh, yeah, great work.
Yeah, you too.

Oh, thank you.

Hey, Seth. You remember
Elizabeth Mitchell,
from the audition?

‐Oh, yes.
‐Rock and Lion Casting.

I have been trying to cast this
role for the past week, and I...

do you have all your teeth,
can you go like this?

Oh, he's got all of this teeth.
Yeah, for sure.

Yeah, I do. We can
get rid of them.

It's about
a hockey player, so...

‐Did you play hockey?
‐I played roller hockey.

‐It's a guest star.
‐Possibly reoccurring.

Possibly reoccurring.

In this show for Amazon.

You have this really great
dichotomy inside of you.

And so, when I see you on stage

throwing that game board down

and saying, "This is
your game, motherfucker,"

or whatever came out
of your mouth, it's that
in this character.

So, prep the sides,
don't be nervous, a lot
of people will be there, okay?

‐No, I'm ready to go.
‐This is for you. I don't drink
'cause I do yoga.

‐Okay, I'll see you later.
‐I saved your party ticket.

‐Thank you. Thank you.
‐Thank you.

[both] Guest star,
possibly reoccurring!

Dude, I'm proud of you.
That's awesome.
And you did a great job.

I hate to say I told you so.

‐You're right.
‐Did it pay off in the long run?

You were right. Yeah.
That's, that's what you do.

‐Make decisions for me.
‐That's right.

Well, let's get a drink,
let's celebrate.

No, I'm gonna head home, man.

Oh, yeah. I just want to say,
I'm really proud of you.

‐You did a great job.
‐Thank you.

Hey.

Hey.

How good was that?

That was really good.

Sit down.

He was incredible.

‐I cried. Yes.
‐You did?

I‐I almost cried.

It was like this whole
other side of Seth

‐that was just unleashed.
‐So proud of him.

Yeah.
You look really good.

Believe it or not, I had
this suit the entire time.

‐You're joking.
‐Pretty sure you bought
it for me, actually.

Yes, I did.

You look amazing,
but, you know,

you always
looked amazing, so...

Mm. Definitely not, yeah,
thank you.

How is, um, how is Izzy doing
after the engagement party?

How are you doing?

I was so not okay that night.

I'm sorry, I had a lot to drink.
I didn't‐‐

No, we were hammered.
Seth was fucking obliterated.

That was a disaster.

Just remember there was confetti
everywhere. That's all I...

I don't know where he got
those fucking things.

I don't even really remember
if I was an asshole.

I, um, I would have
been an ass, so I‐‐

We were all assholes.
Definitely.

We are all assholes.

Right. Pretty
consistently assholes.

‐Yeah.
‐Speaking of assholes,

‐Um...
‐Tell me.

I feel like I've been
an asshole lately, um,

I feel like I've said
a lot of things,

but I haven't said the things
I actually want to say.

‐You know?
‐Okay.

Uh...

I love you.

You're the most incredible
person I've ever met.

If I had it all
to take back, I would.

I would take it all back.

[laughs]

[sighs] But I can't.

And so the only thing
that I want is for you to be

as happy as you can possibly be.

I just want you to be happy.

Even if that means that
I have to go away for good,

if that means that I just have
to completely leave you alone,

I, I will do that.

That wouldn't make me happy.

That wouldn't make me happy
at all, if you went away
for good.

You know I love you too, right?
I love you.

I'll always love you.

I'll always love you.

It's gonna be all right.
[clears throat]

‐Well, thank you
for saying that.
‐Yeah.

I just want us to be
how we were, you know.

‐I'm just‐‐
‐Yeah we can't be like
this anymore.

‐No. Mm‐mm.
‐We can't do this.
It'll be better.

And we still got that
knucklehead, right?

Yeah, I need to go
and see him and hug him

a million times before
I'm going to take off, but um,

Thank you for saying all that.

You look really good.

All right. See you soon.

See you.

[music playing]

‐Best part, you ready?
‐Yeah.

You want to play your games?

Here's your fucking game!

That's it. That's it,
right there.

‐You had the look in your eye.
‐I'm not an actor.

Yeah, you were so intense,
I believed it.

‐Okay good.
‐I didn't know you
had it in you.

‐Oh, thank you, I think?
‐Yeah.

You're welcome.
No, you did great.

[both] So...

I think, um,
I think I owe you an apology.

For the other day.

I, uh, I lashed out a little
bit, and I'm sorry for that.

I just feel like I kind
of built us up in my mind.

And I wasn't really
communicating to you exactly
what I was thinking, um,

I'm just kind of reacting.

You know, I really like you,
and I thought we had
a good time,

and, and I was hoping
we could do that again,

not being
emotionally reckless.

‐So, it was a lesson learned.
‐Thank you.

‐Communication is key.
‐It is very important.

‐Um...
‐But I appreciate that,
thank you.

But, yeah, I'm sorry
for the other day.

It's fine, we all
have our moments.

Seth, Seth, Seth.

‐You blew it wide open, man.
‐Thanks, Phil.

Phil the director,
this is Sarah. Sarah, Phil.

‐Oh, hi.
‐Is this your girlfriend?

‐Oh, no, no, not my girlfriend.
‐What? Why not, that's crazy.

You have incredible chemistry,
I was listening to your
whole conversation.

‐You did such a good job.
I'm so proud of you.
‐Phil, I, uh,

you want to give us
a minute to chat here.

‐I'm so proud of you.
‐We'll see you...

‐a little, uh.
‐Hey, I'm so proud of you, man.

‐Nice to meet you.
‐I'll, I'll leave.

Yeah.

Ah, did you guys see
Peter Sarsgaard's here?

‐Uh, he's not,
he's not really here.
‐I don't think so.

‐Thanks Phil.
We'll see you tomorrow, Phil.
‐Peter!

What just happened?

‐That is the Philip Van Gilmore.
‐Wow.

‐Sorry about that.
‐It's okay.

I, um, I actually want
to say I'm sorry too.

‐Wait, for‐‐
‐Um, no, no,
I had a part in this.

I put you in a box
with all the other actors
and that wasn't‐‐

it just wasn't fair
to minimize what you do,

and I don't know,
I think I was just

projecting my frustrations
onto you the other day and

you really didn't deserve that.
So, I'm sorry.

‐I appreciate you saying that.
Thank you.
‐Yeah.

‐And thank you for coming.
‐Of course, I wouldn't
miss this.

What are you doing here? How did
you even find out about this?

Jeremy DM'ed me.

‐Jeremy sent you a DM?
‐Yeah, yeah.

‐You haven't seen him?
‐What did he DM you?

Oh, gosh, I don't know
if you're gonna like this.

Oh, my God.

You're so cute.

That's me in 7th grade.

Yeah, this is your revival.

It's so cute.

‐Jeremy, huh?
‐Yeah.

‐Excuse me, I'll be right back.
‐Sure.

All right.

‐Let's do what we do best.
‐Here we go.

Ah.

‐That was a fucking
double, wasn't it?
‐Yeah.

How you doing, man?

Well, my buddy's
DM'ing my girl,

so I don't know
how I'm feeling.

Is that a problem?

I thought maybe you should
explain yourself a little bit.

Did she show you the dick pic?

That little boy
that you sent to her?

It was cold. I didn't
think you'd mind.

I was trying to reel
her in for you, man.

That's well played.

How you doing otherwise, man?

You find a place to stay,
or...?

Yeah, I'm just staying, uh,
I'm staying with a friend.

Airbnb. Friend's Airbnb.

Just for, you know,
just until I find a spot.

Hey, well, look,
if you need a place to‐‐

Don't be silly.
You can come back.

‐Oh.
‐Yeah, yeah.

You know what? There was
a casting director here tonight

that was actually
pretty interested

and is going to bring me
in tomorrow for a guest star.

That's, that's fantastic,
what's the show?

All right.

Maybe I'll see you
at the next audition.

Oh, yeah, are you
auditioning now?

Yeah, it's, it's
definitely happening.

‐Have you gone in?
‐Yeah, I went in, uh, yesterday.

‐And?
‐I, uh, well, I was
really nervous.

‐Of course.
‐You know how my stomach gets
when I'm nervous.

‐So I sharted a little bit.
‐Just a rite of passage.

It was fine, though.
I had all my clothes
and my belongings in my car

so I just, I just
switched it right out.

‐Changed that underwear.
‐And, uh, yeah. Bombed it.

But it felt good.
It felt good to bomb.

That sweet, sweet rejection.

It felt like something,

and I haven't felt anything
in a long time, so.

What do you think about
doing a little character
research right now?

Um, I've got an audition
coming up for a junkie, and, um,

‐was gonna...
‐You need character
research for a junkie?

We should run the scene
together in a bathroom stall.

You have fucking cocaine
on you right now?

‐Here? Whoa, whoa, whoa. Stop.
‐It's right here.

Don't bring that out
right here. No, no, no.

No, look, I got four more weeks
of this play, you know,

and I'm gonna book, I got
that guest star, right?

That's gonna be reoccurring.

So I got a lot of work
ahead of me right now,

I gotta keep the focus on that.

He pulls the work card.

Yeah, sorry, buddy.

Yeah, all right,
I'm gonna do some blow. Um...

You should get back in the game,
okay? Don't let her slip
away again.

‐I'll see you in a bit.
‐All right.

Can I get two rosés, please?

‐[knocks]
‐Seth. I knew you'd
come around, buddy.

‐Hey, man. Sorry, I just,
I heard your keys...
‐Oh, it's okay.

and you know, was just
wondering if you could...

Uh...

You know, I just gotta...

Oh, um...

Sorry, I've had a rough night,
and my girl's doing
all these guys.

‐Oh.
‐Just annoying.

Yeah, that is,
that is annoying, yeah.

Totally. Sorry, man.
Yeah, well, of course, dude.

Let's turn your night around,
huh?

You're from Eternal, right?

My girl used to watch it
every day in college.

We love your show, you're
amazing. I've never seen it,
but you're amazing.

Oh, well, you should
check it out, man.
It's very binge‐able.

‐Oh, yeah.
‐And if anyone asks
where you got this,

you just tell them
Damian gave it to you.

Oh, yeah, the other dude, right?
We're gonna celebrate
with him too, right?

Yeah, yeah, definitely.

Uh, let me get you
a little more, actually.

Oh, yeah.

There you go. Bon appetit.

LAPD. You're under arrest.

[rousing vocal anthem plays]