Original subtitles

yeah that thing landed just a few miles

up the road wonder would it one

you need a lift

happen

did you see that thing in the sky before

huh thank you probably right with my

imagination but you know you see some

pretty funny things here in Jersey

sometimes you can't be too careful about

who you pick up these days

my name is Aldo I'm in the sausage

business real and tagging sir like

paying food hey don't tell me you never

had Italian food oh you don't know what

you're missing

there's no words to describe it Italian

food is so delicious so readily make

sure tongue want to say hey it's nice in

here yeah once you take a bite of

Italian food never ever want nothing

else young people like you nowadays talk

about health food to be vegetarian

stealing stuff like that a big guy like

you need for me too

you all right

Hey

look kind of funny

non-pom

I started out just like any other day

captain was sitting in his office eating

his ice cream cake what he was about to

hand me was no ordinary case it was a

case that would change my life forever

my name is McSally detective Mikki

McSally of the New York Police

Department this is where I work

this is some [ __ ] day I got people

missing all over the place the only

clues I got her some shirt buttons that

top at all IATA fudgie two fish and a

semi [ __ ] cookie face he complained

his beady little eyes flashing was sad

to see that he was over the hill a mere

shadow of the man he once was another

thing that's really pissing me off I

never know who the [ __ ] you're talking

to McSorely he cried his frustration

penalty stop doing that I'm sorry I okay

now let's let's get down to business he

said I told you to cut that out now this

morning I have two people missing now

there are eight people missing the

numbers growing by the hour we figure

it's got to be the same guy I got a good

feeling about this trust your instincts

I said trying to be kind to the

old-timer

I got a maniac running loose now just

shut up and listen

you know that the bleeding heart judge

judge Cohen do you know judge Cohen no

well I wonderful judge Cohen has been

loving homicidal maniacs loose on bail I

figure it's got to be one of them I want

you to get out of the courthouse talk to

judge Cohen see what you can dig up got

you

you

yes so this was the new judge but she

was much more than that she was the most

ravishing woman I had ever seen her eyes

were like emeralds her skin ivory and

unto that black judicial robe was a

heavenly body just waiting to be

caressed and fondled by the right guy

was it too much to hope that I could be

that guy what are you mumbling about she

said in a voice as sweet as honey just

who are you talking to she queried a

green eyes ablaze what is it you want

judge go detective McSally NYPD I just

just want to talk to you about some of

those homicidal maniacs you've been

letting loose on the streets of New York

just a second mister you read your

Constitution before shooting off your

mouth person is innocent until proven

guilty hmm

oh wait quite right quite right yes I'm

sorry if I offended you your honor

but you see in the past 24 hours about

eight people have disappeared in this

city so I was just you know wondering if

you had led any mass murderers out on

bail recently let me think

no one you could really call a mass

murderer okay I see well so I need to

know thank you

I don't just walk out of my life like

that I had to do something and had to do

something fast but why how how could I

tell in a word or gesture that she was

the most elegant the most desirable

woman I had ever seen in my life there

was only one way the universal language

of love I had to give it a try your

honor yes

oh that's cold

here on Adama how was it for you how was

what for me she get it what's the matter

I promised someone let myself fall in

love again isn't that interesting

I did too well I guess I broke my

promise I didn't

you've been heard haven't you who hasn't

been me tell me about her and how she

wounded you she made you crawl sniffle

how she made you doubt your masculine I

wasn't like that

no that was beautiful those nights we

walked barefoot strolling through the

park long winter we've moved we tramped

in the snow

more like swims of Lake early-morning

walks not a wrong she's caught pneumonia

died oh by the way forgot to ask if you

had herpes

no no I know something I don't have it's

not so bad it stings from time to time

but doesn't interfere with my social

life

not on this is some lowly Street oh oh

hey uh hmm you know you look like the

kind of guy who would like something

nice and cold and delicious huh sure you

betcha

you know you came to the right place we

got a natural lemon natural strawberry

natural watermelon you know you could

use a matter getting kind of slide

yes sir McSorely we got big problems

you uh wanna fill me in on it sir

McSally do you have any idea how many

people have disappeared in this city

since yesterday

I have no idea sir well more I guess I

don't know come on I guess I have no way

of knowing hey Vic Charley haven't got

all day

take a guess 10 wrong uh 20 30 25 well

hold it hold it

how many guesses do you think he yet

guesses do I think I get I don't know

sir

well guess

okay I think I get three guesses for

four would be reasonable serving this

kind of step up already huh 35 people

have been reported missing in this city

since yesterday I want you to come up

with some answers

om there's a partial list of the victims

may I take a look at it there might be a

pattern Antonelli

yah-tchi puto DiGregorio Frederico

Ginelli impelliteri Leonardo Martinelli

borrow Olivetti ponzi robust le Santini

Terezin e Ungaro

perucho Sam beanie

no no no bad huh no

I was thinking about all the names of

the victims all those Italian names and

where they were killed Little Italy

mcdhh or non me

some maniac was killing Italians in

Little Italy so I went right to the

heart of the problem maybe just maybe

there was somebody who could tell me

something anything I needed a lead and

hey hey all of it hey I'd shut up a

minute what are you [ __ ] nuts I'm

quiet this [ __ ] guy don't stop

talking to himself

look interrupt the [ __ ] game and you

[ __ ] stand here talking to your

[ __ ] self take a [ __ ] walk what's

getting nowhere fast I was convinced

that somewhere in this neighborhood was

the answer that if I

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mind if I ask you some questions sure

you ask thank you

sorry kind of nice holster so my

grandson Vader is on the police force

I was just wondering if you've seen any

suspicious-looking characters around

here later hey you investigating those

people who disappeared that was a

terrible thing let me think

you've seen anything you know something

that might be of some help hey I see

everything that goes on around here

Jesus to do did you do you smoothly what

happened you see things like that all

day long around here you get used to it

you know what I mean hey you see that

white van coming oh my god oh I'll tell

you who's making those people disappear

it's the Spades or the Irish I'm Irish

we well I meant dead the Norwegians

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hi hi I'm from the police yeah

son of a [ __ ] god dammit you guys said

you weren't coming back till Thursday I

just I want to use the phone

you're kidding

the telephone is right over there

officer

whoa captain mix earlier look sir I

don't have much to go and it's just a

hunch but that's okay so what why don't

I wait did you finish eating what do you

have

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scarpetti that's not food that's me

scarpetti well look like I said it's

just a hunch but I'd like to you know

play it out see where it takes us

round up all the Norwegians you can find

for questioning now sir I don't know how

many there are on the city

how many guesses do I get 860 you won't

have it down please this is official

business

mmm 432 that's right

mmm guys

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this breeze

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haebang the gun went

hey kid did you see a big ugly creature

run past her ass [ __ ] you I reply

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where's the captain

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I have to see you captain hey I want to

see you mix early on with this case crap

they grant fast captain less than one

hour ago I was as close to the killer

as I am to you now we're not the clothes

actually it's more of a working

relationship

captain captain I saw him with my own

eyes now I know I know why only Italians

are disappearing he's eating them take a

[ __ ] hike McSorley helped it you've

got to listen to me remember that first

guy who was missing things

distorted stuffer from New Jersey right

okay he was Italian right now how can

you possibly disappear so completely

hell I don't know how because he was

eaten you're trying to tell me some guys

going around eating Italians not some

guy our killer is not human he's a

creature from out of space I saw him eat

mr. scarpetti was hardly spittin buttons

at me okay I figure his first meal must

have been in Italian now he's hooked on

Italian food why Italian food why

Italian food everybody loves Italian

food oh great so now you're telling me

some creature from outer space is going

around eating Italians so what am I

supposed to do with all these [ __ ] no

agents

so sorry your honor darling my mind is

elsewhere Justin I can't stop thinking

about this case it it's got a crack it

before the killer claims more victims

I'm not being fair to yours darling hmm

what just I feel like a heel leaving you

unsatisfied like this I'll be all right

you know I still you know you're really

remarkable you really are so

self-sacrificing so willing to do with

that only you know you've always you

going out of your way to please other

people I mean that I really do

did you say something dying Oh God

you are a remarkable woman no sweetheart

I'm I'm really gonna remember tonight

there was one man who had all the

answers in his day

who was the best detective on the force

it was brilliant

if anyone could help me he could his

name was sorely McSorely I was proud to

call him dad he shifted his weight

nervously I could sense that he was

troubled the air had grown thicker most

likely from the dust on his shoes that

tell me a lot we're studying my shoes I

could tell that they told him a lot it

was no ordinary dust it was dust mixed

with traces of soft coal emissions the

kind of salt common to only one area of

Manhattan south of 14th Street but it

was a fine day and no one would be

firing a furnace unless it came from an

area where there was a high

concentration of pizza makers therefore

I deduced he had been spending a lot of

time in Little Italy

he was even more fantastic than I

remembered

I can also detect lint on his clothes it

was obvious to me they'd been thrown on

the floor in the heat of passion since

the fibers were of the finest quality I

deduced he had been making love to some

well-to-do independent woman who had

obviously been faking her orgasms I was

hoping he would get back to the case

this was no ordinary killer he was after

otherwise he wouldn't be here

I had nothing to go on only a hunch I

felt he just might be a huge ugly

creature from outer space to capture him

required a plan his fiendish and as

clever as he was you go ahead you show

me seven layers that'll count more than

six

I ordered a seven layer cake you never

said hey captain my captain I know how

to get the creature I've got a plan that

cannot miss I said boldly you cut that

out I get enough driving me crazy

captain to make my plan work I have got

to get into the narcotics contraband

store I'm not gonna let you in there or

any place else for that matter because

you're off the case up I'll do it in my

own time you'll have to because you're

also off the force starting now aw come

on captain you can't be serious

Hey turn in your badge and your gun

McSorely and another thing I'm gonna

notify everyone in the department you're

through and not to cooperate with you

hey where you going get back here

let's count huh how many layers do you

see here huh come on one two three four

five all right what's six it's a six

layer Hey

you

we need some heavy doses of morphine

I said hurriedly would you fear making

look I can't tell you which one Oh

Mickey's got a girlfriend just tell me

how much it is will you relax I got a

really great offer look I really don't

have the time I have to get out of here

yes you're free to go fit Irene I don't

care I have to get a lot of Hedrick

their sponsor widow of a veteran I'm not

a friend of a veteran no no a veteran no

I know anyone who's ever used the word

veteran in a sentence six I got to get

out of here when he give me a break

do you know anyone whose name starts

with the letter V got a cousin named

Veronica does she know any veterans they

used to line up around the block to

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now what would you pay don't ask

I'll give you $400 right

I need a judge consult they need it fast

I'd have to deceive her to get it that

made me feel rotten but that's how it

had to be said of something darling I

really just got you go back to sleep

sweetheart okay sweetheart I was just

thinking about that pusher that's coming

up for sentencing before you this

morning

I kind of feel bad about sending him up

really yeah I I really don't think you

should send him to jail do you do you

realize what the conditions are in that

place I've checked you know they're all

out of color TV sets what that shocking

yes it is that's not the only thing they

only have 15 inch black-and-white sets

no cable no remote control

you do realize he is going to have to

get up from his cot to change the

channels something must be done yeah

yeah right

what may I uh may I make a suggestion

please

look you should release the push her

into my custody I really think I can

help rehabilitate him better than if he

becomes a victim of society's barbaric

thirst for revenge

you are wonderful

I hate it to deceive judge Cohen but

then again she should talk

I needed this bag of human garbage for

my plan who are you calling human

garbage Titan he intoned

using the syntax of a third grader who

are you anyway

the guy who got you off how did you do

that

I know how to deal with a fissure like

you d hey I'm a pusher not a pitcher

what's the difference

what are you kidding fish it takes a lot

push you like me never does any time

don't you know nothing I know what I

like let's talk about you I'll push up

asses to a bishop who passes to a pusher

the guy on top what's he called

Pasha where's that parry here

oh so the partial is from Persia

originally he was Russia I say he drives

around putting the pressure on the

pusher and what a Porsche just a plane

for sure plus your pusher let me get

this straight

the Prussian Persian posture in this

plush of Porsche puts pressure on the

pusher who passes to a Fisher Goff

good okay we done here now huh huh no

not yet not yet I got a job you two

don't like what I'll tell you when we

get down

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man this is a lot of [ __ ] not here I

can't go walking around the street like

this

don't worry I'll give you something to

wear over it how am I gonna know this

guy

oh he'll know you put this disguise on I

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had him set up to be the world's largest

tranquilizing pill now all I had to do

was wait hey hey this is where you want

me to stand Shh

huh hey what why not

hey want me here

just stand there and be quiet you

understand yeah I understand now I got a

question for you

lunch what about it I'm hungry

live with it okay let's forget it take

me back to the slammer I can still make

the afternoon buffet

a little sandwich shop about two blocks

down like two blocks is too far I cannot

be gone that long

what save time you'll run there and you

run back they get me a breast of Turkey

with Dijon mustard on a warm croissant

I don't want any of this press turkey

roll [ __ ] you stand there and you watch

them carve it off the bird making the

drink yeah

Mia diet soda carefully surprise get

something for yourself oh hey did that

sleeves back more than ever I flirted

out with uncharacteristic demons

Oh

don't play with it Sonny

you

hey babe because this is a country of

laws and if ever we forget that this

country will not be a safe place driven

nope he's guilty

oh he's had a trial once we start

executing creatures from outer space

without due process

we have forfeited the right to call

ourselves civilized people Oh give me a

break will you I do not mean that that

creature is guilty but I know you are

you deceived me you fed that pusher damn

what I had to do it it lets you see me I

was here it was your honor darling

darling me I'll see you in court Your

Honor I was here honor your honor one

more comment

I've read all the charges let's begin

Your Honor I object that this is a

closed hearing obviously the district

attorney is not aware that the accused

is a juvenile the defense has

established by carbon dating that you

accused is 12 years old

hence under the laws of this state he is

a juvenile let's proceed

is there any reason the accused should

be denied bail

there is your honor the accused is a

mass murderer Your Honor I object

we intend to prove that the accused is

not guilty come on now ifer I caught him

red-handed by reason of insanity well

you're never gonna make it stick one

more outburst like that McSorely and I

will throw you out of this hearing how

do you intend to present your case with

the judge's permission I would like to

call upon dr. Hansel Gretel the noted

psychiatrist and author of the

psychiatric classic entitled it's not

your fault

now dr. Gretel you've spent many hours

observing the accused would you tell us

please in your own words what your

conclusion is my inescapable conclusion

is that at the time the accused

committed these crimes he could not

distinguish between right and wrong so

clinically speaking then doctor how

would you describe his State of Mind at

the time when sane beyond the shadow of

a doubt I see and now

after extensive and intensive sessions

of psychoanalysis I believe he's cured

there's no longer a threat to society

and thank you very much uh no questions

you're going to challenge that hey I get

paid whether we win or lose I now call

upon the accused master Murray creature

Murray his name is Murray

now Murray we're all your friends here

so don't be frightened

mr. Dinkelman is going to ask you a few

questions and I want you to answer them

truthfully you think you can hmm yes I'm

sure we all believe you now Murray at

the time that you were eating all those

people did you know you were doing

something wrong hmm I see and when you

were doing those things

what was your state of mind hmm

and now ah you want to be a psychiatrist

oh good Murray oh good thank you very

much Murray you understand me when I

speak to you don't you what's all this

leading to your honor I'm trying to make

a point here

proceed thank you now Murray isn't it

true that you only learned to understand

English yesterday well now at the time

of your arrest were you read your rights

by detective mixed or damn right I went

I went strictly by the book on this one

oh yes by the book but wasn't that four

days ago and wasn't that three days

before it learned to speak English isn't

that true yeah oh I'm sorry

Your Honor I submit that the accused

could not possibly have understood his

rights since they were not read to him

in his native language

bail set at $500 that was brilliant

absolutely brilliant thank you can I

take you to lunch

wait let me take you - congratulations

Gretel yeah you helped put a homicidal

maniac back on the streets oh he's quite

harmless now are you sure

well psychiatry isn't a perfect science

no one can be 100% certain of anything

but I feel confident he'll be fine so

long as he stays away from Italians then

becomes involved with other people like

who like her yeah

I'm a Gemini

what are you free next week it was time

to take stock of myself I took a good

hard look I didn't like what I saw I had

no girl no job no nothing but I wasn't

going to end up like those bums on Skid

Row who drink anything I had enough

class left not to do that bartender

bartender do you one more and make this

one extra sweet two umbrellas your honor

darling don't hang up

nope listen I just want to tell you that

that Murray guy is a dangerous killer

and knowing what a sweet wonderful

wrinkled nose little angel you really

are you're probably thinking you can

reform but you can't remember that also

remember that no matter what happens you

can always depend on me thanks for

listening goodnight dearest

is that for me huh it was wonderful I

feel complete fulfilled a woman

bartender another one of the same and

this time what do you say get the candle

to stay lit

bartender give me enough

partender cry please have another

alright but this is some pain in the ass

I had any brains I'd forget it honey

I cancelled all my appointments for the

rest of the ad you never find another

George Tucker I'm coming home now what

Billy's fevers that high I also knew

another thing what exactly did the

doctor say I forgot what that was I'm

trying to hear Chow's making a big

mistake she's making a big mistake

well then there's the chance that the

he'll regain consciousness every every

time every time I call there wasn't any

ask you to call oh hey boy

please why wasn't there was a favor I'm

a smart guy I should stop by and pick up

a priest

I should I should be able to figure out

why I can't talk now there's too much

noise in here what that's it that's up

damn that I keep dialing my own number

I got a parents number I'll call a

quacks

I love Oh who you want to please um no

I'm sorry I I think I got the wrong

number

I'm terribly sorry about you um I'm

looking for the Honorable uh mother of

the Honorable Judge Cheryl Cohen hey

she's my granddaughter

are you using I'm sorry you you uh you

sound Italian for me what should i but

but I Cheryl Koman is a Jewish name

isn't it

Oh Cohen it's a her late husband the

name you know she married the outside

the religion ass huh a guy died Amy you

are you are you Cheryl is really italian

you betcha do you know do you know how I

get in touch with her

she's not home and now and she and the

boyfriend II - I don't know him is she

stay he's a enormous tajalli guy which

way they go where they got where she

bringing him to visit to me at my tip

was standard this effort uh noon you

have a separately stand oh it's the best

that simple standing literally though he

meets her grandmother he'll know that

Cheryl is really Italian invention yo

you mean the big chubby he doesn't know

Cheryl he's Italian he's gonna have a

nicer surprise is it oh my god I had to

do something but what there's only one

person that could help me out

sorely McSorely I don't you think I know

him huh I wasn't talking to you

how are you talking to never mind I said

as I hung up

I can smell fear by the way and my son

was afraid

I wanted to be kind to him for he had

nothing to show for his life except a

huge collection of tiny paper and rellis

was hoping he would get back to the case

I had to come up with an operation that

was foolproof one that would finally put

an end to the creature and to the end to

his illicit liaison with the judge who

set him free even though the creature

was probably the only one who ever made

a feel like a real woman whose fantastic

sexual athleticism in bed made her team

who probably drove her wild with desire

to come up with a plan that was clever I

would have to unleash my imagination but

I was too wound up to think I had to

relax always remember as a kid music

used to help him think

you

aha

I had the plan it was complicated but I

knew it would work I could only hope

that Mickey would listen and listen

carefully

is this Cheryl combs grandmother simply

stand yeah I sure hope in here yet no

where's grandma she's in the nd Gump how

should I know you know when she'll be

through hey I don't want to think too

much about old people taking a dump you

know what I mean oh yeah yeah I can

understand that

good okay listen to me young man and

listen to me good it's very important

that Cheryl's grandmother gets this note

before Cheryl gets you wait let me get

this straight

you want to leave a note for Cheryl's

grandma and you want her to get it

before Cheryl gets here and you want to

Zeb

oh thank you very much I don't want any

separate all effective breakfast today

hey and take the note and stick it up

your bunghole okay let me have a couple

of sapling Ashley you do me a favor as

long as I get some fresh ones

oh [ __ ] I fry my [ __ ] ring again what

do you want to drink I'm uh I'm not

thirsty

then take the note and shove it where

the Sun don't shine

orange soda I'll have an orange soda

Ashley did you wouldn't have celery

would a Pepsi

dear Sheryl's little Italian grandmother

you can save Cheryl's life by pretending

you're Jewish not Italian

this attache case contains the standard

acetic disguise kit please do not fail

your granddaughters life is at stake so

I left the attache case with a dopey kid

hey watch that right young Zeppelin man

ah ah oh [ __ ] I find my [ __ ]

wristwatch uh look would you please make

sure that she gets this yeah yeah $2 $2

war bye

Oh

look hello captain kappa yea this is

mcsoley here ah McSorley I don't need

any aggravation just before lunch

you understand captain the creature is

going to strike again

that's right this afternoon get lost

yeah ah they never never have enough of

a parade those are things oh [ __ ]

a [ __ ] ID bracelet next time don't

stand so close

yes don't don't get to sew up a set that

joy you know you're too much a high

strong that's it

Oh written what seduced Cho Chang

belladonna Lee okay you be more careful

[ __ ] crucifix my lips

Joey Joey that's a god too babe oh yeah

nice nice avoid dirty you're nice

hey hey some guy left to brief this ah

grandma you got a changing mistake I

check him ya know now studying Joey and

look at your change of a five grandma

dad it's a thedo under look at you got

change of a Wang grandma

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Peto and Osito

oh it's a good thing according agreed oh

you couldn't buy we were running very

wrong need some paper in here somebody

please give me some paper hello hello

Marie what's the matter you seem

disturbed Oh dad that's nothing to worry

about

sure it'll flare up an itch from time to

time but something you learn to live

with Shh

I want a surprise her

hello grandma oh my stead mum ways are

your friend Marie you shy Oh

so let's say you boyfriend big good job

he's a finger like a condominium did you

say something Mary

hurry

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bye Joey

bye-bye hey bye

my mother said where you going he's got

a heart of gold

he has only confused I asked where is

she what's happening where is everybody

Cheryl Cheryl wish house you see Cheryl

yes it might be four with the her

boyfriend you know the feet cook don't

be Josh oh [ __ ] which where'd they go

huh where did they go oh right after he

found out that she was Italian it was a

time to be alone with her there we go

very when you grunt that you want to be

alone you really want to be alone

this place is very strange gives me the

willies

it's very lonely

well certainly isn't romantic

Marie I dreamt I really I don't like

this place I get the feeling of

impending doom it's no fair trying to

make me change my mind you know I can

never say no to you know I really don't

like this place you pick any other place

and I'll be happy to go there okay

this can't be a very popular place

there's no one here my Marie that's

gonna be some sandwich huh what are you

gonna put in it oh it's so big look it's

as big as I am wait a minute is this

where that pizza maker was eaten haha

let's get out of here oh I'm feeling

very tired Lia darling inhale a cab for

us okay

Hey

come here listen carefully there is a

killer after me I want you to get in

touch with Miki McSorely at five five

five six two one five tell them that

cheryl hi five five six two one five

tell them the Cheryl is in terrible

trouble will you do that I don't have

one

go now run

ah

coming dear

it's all here

oh wow wow thank you very much a

wonderful time

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he was right he was right

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you helped put a homicidal maniac back

on the streets I said he says it big as

a kumbum he knew I fried my [ __ ]

wristwatch

you're safe now Mickey said with

compassion written all over my face what

happened where am I

what am I doing here what time is it

how long have I been out what are you

doing here where's the creature yeah

that's better sweetheart now you just

rest quietly you've been through a lot

now you almost became that ugly creaks

his next meal mm-hmm how did you manage

to save me I got a phone call and I'm

told you know he didn't tell me that's

how I knew what do you mean when I heard

nothing but silence I knew it must be of

mine so I traced the phone call I found

him at a payphone and then he told you

no it wasn't easy getting information

from that guy my mom oh ma ma ma ma ma

the mime wouldn't murmur what did you do

called his mama his mama me me me me

but mama was mom to mama Mimi what did

you do said man must I'm a mom I'm oh ma

to make a murmur Mimi you named Mimi's

mama couldn't they both secretly left to

go to France France well marked let me

see if I have this straight the unnamed

mum I'm Omar and his mama Mimi Mimi tan

mama that's what it means am I see I

figured you would come back here so I

got back here as fast as I could

and I saw that that big ugly slob about

to chew you up but what could you do

against him

he's so much bigger than you yeah but it

wasn't smarter I told him he was wasting

his time eating you oh really

yeah I told him to San Gennaro festival

was on down in the village if he hurried

down there he could he thousands

thousands of Italians it was like having

unlimited seconds well in that case ok

but all those innocent people at the

festival

why my festival is not for another month

be sure to find out and when he does

he's gonna come back yet angrier and

hungrier than ever so I got it move fast

hello I have a plan to rid the world of

that hideous creature once and for all

now I'm gonna go get my supplies and get

back here before it returns ok

you're wonderful hmm monotonic it's

gonna be just like old times I know it

yelping would you do me a favor on your

outside would you bring me back a couple

of double-a batteries

thank you

that's it I feel so much safer knowing

you're here

honey we've only until honey thank you

you're a dear

I feel so much better now

Pam Fergus 22 walks flew off

Oh God ah look what okay

ah remember that's right it's one of

your own kind

Neddy bitty teeny weeny baby little

creature

snails Toby ah if you ever want to see

Toby alive again release the judge

look at that where he cares for his

young

oh my god he's eating the baby

it was baby kill the Beast what

wasn't poisoned doll

Oh

can you ever forgive me of course I can

forgive you your honor darling

and I forgive you

for what

you forgot the batteries

diamond

I've had some time to think when when we

were having sex

I have been

I used to think that the criminal had

more rights than the victim

I am no longer judge Cohen

starting today hi I'm Cheryl :

district attorney

prosecutor up wrongdoers upholder of the

letter

Victor Lee a letter with speech comments

about it though the case is closed

can we get his once again say thank you

for coming can we get my last thank you

thanks who's debbie captain how the [ __ ]

should I know

hey hey hey I want to talk to you and

Mick you know I go by the book

something's bothering me what let me

guess

no come on please I'm getting really

good at this is Mick I don't do that it

was just one more guest Mick grow up I

make I got 500 pounds of space creature

on a slab over the city morgue I just

got even kill anybody when he was out on

bail there's no hard proof he would have

killed judge Cohen hey there could have

been a lover's quarrel

are you trying to tell me captain

they're gonna indict you for

manslaughter manslaughter not if I can

help it thank you sweetie

I'm prosecuting you for murder one and

I'm going for the death penalty darling

you don't mean that

he said his eyes large and sad like a

wounded lamb

you

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you

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