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PENNEY MODEL! 15 00:01:01,595 --> 00:01:03,264 >> YOU'RE MY BREAKFAST BEER. 16 00:01:03,264 --> 00:01:04,765 YOU KNOW THAT? 17 00:01:04,765 --> 00:01:06,300 >> MM-HMM, BUT I'M GONNA GIVE 18 00:01:06,300 --> 00:01:07,801 YOU FRITO TOES. 19 00:01:07,801 --> 00:01:08,802 >> FUCK, YES. 20 00:01:08,802 --> 00:01:10,171 GET IN HERE. COME ON. 21 00:01:10,171 --> 00:01:12,506 SHIT! NO! FUCK! 22 00:01:12,506 --> 00:01:14,208 OH, I GOT TO -- SHIT. 23 00:01:14,208 --> 00:01:15,543 I-I GOT TO GO. 24 00:01:15,543 --> 00:01:16,544 WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO RAIN-CHECK 25 00:01:16,544 --> 00:01:17,411 ON THE FRITO TOES. 26 00:01:17,411 --> 00:01:18,279 >> WAIT. WHY? 27 00:01:18,279 --> 00:01:19,447 >> BECAUSE MY SIS IS GETTING 28 00:01:19,447 --> 00:01:21,149 MARRIED, AND I'M FUCKING LATE! 29 00:01:21,149 --> 00:01:22,316 >> WELL, I'LL COME WITH YOU. 30 00:01:22,316 --> 00:01:23,584 >> NOT A GOOD IDEA, ACTUALLY. 31 00:01:23,584 --> 00:01:24,852 YOU CAN'T GO WITH ME 'CAUSE I 32 00:01:24,852 --> 00:01:26,387 FORGOT TO R.S.V.P. OR WHATEVER, 33 00:01:26,387 --> 00:01:27,455 AND THEY'RE NOT GONNA KNOW IF 34 00:01:27,455 --> 00:01:28,522 YOU WANT CHICKEN AND ALL THAT 35 00:01:28,522 --> 00:01:29,390 KIND OF SHIT. 36 00:01:29,390 --> 00:01:30,558 I DON'T HAVE MONEY FOR A DRESS, 37 00:01:30,558 --> 00:01:32,593 SO... 38 00:01:32,593 --> 00:01:33,927 LOOK, YOU'RE AWESOME, SERIOUSLY, 39 00:01:33,927 --> 00:01:35,363 AND YOU ROCKED ME LAST NIGHT. 40 00:01:35,363 --> 00:01:36,330 THAT WAS INCREDIBLE. 41 00:01:36,330 --> 00:01:37,565 BUT I DON'T THINK IT'S REALLY 42 00:01:37,565 --> 00:01:38,499 WORKING OUT BETWEEN 43 00:01:38,499 --> 00:01:39,267 THE TWO OF US. 44 00:01:39,267 --> 00:01:40,234 WE DON'T COMMUNICA-- 45 00:01:40,234 --> 00:01:41,369 GOD DAMN. ARE YOU SERIOUS? 46 00:01:41,369 --> 00:01:42,436 THAT'S MY FAVORITE BAND! 47 00:01:42,436 --> 00:01:43,637 >> BUT YOU SAID YOU LOVE ME. 48 00:01:43,637 --> 00:01:44,305 >> NO. NO. 49 00:01:44,305 --> 00:01:45,373 I DEFINITELY DID NOT SAY 50 00:01:45,373 --> 00:01:45,839 I LOVE YOU. 51 00:01:45,839 --> 00:01:46,674 >> YES, YOU DID! 52 00:01:46,674 --> 00:01:47,941 WHEN I SHOWED YOU WHAT I COULD 53 00:01:47,941 --> 00:01:50,344 DO WITH MY LEG, YOU SAID, "I 54 00:01:50,344 --> 00:01:50,878 LOVE YOU!" 55 00:01:50,878 --> 00:01:51,879 >> NO, I DID NOT! 56 00:01:51,879 --> 00:01:53,514 I SAID THAT YOUR HAIR SMELLED 57 00:01:53,514 --> 00:01:55,183 LIKE THE ELEPHANT-EAR STAND AT 58 00:01:55,183 --> 00:01:56,684 THE FAIR, AND I SAID THAT THERE 59 00:01:56,684 --> 00:01:58,419 WAS PROBABLY A TREE SOMEWHERE ON 60 00:01:58,419 --> 00:01:59,853 SOME EXOTIC ISLAND THAT GROWS 61 00:01:59,853 --> 00:02:01,222 ASSES JUST LIKE YOURS. 62 00:02:01,222 --> 00:02:01,589 DAMN IT! 63 00:02:01,589 --> 00:02:02,590 WELL, YOU CAN'T BELIEVE 64 00:02:02,590 --> 00:02:03,824 EVERYTHING THAT A MAN SAYS WHEN 65 00:02:03,824 --> 00:02:04,858 YOU LET HIM DO SOMETHING 66 00:02:04,858 --> 00:02:05,459 LIKE THAT! 67 00:02:05,459 --> 00:02:06,427 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 68 00:02:06,427 --> 00:02:07,495 >> JESUS! WHO DO YOU THINK 69 00:02:07,495 --> 00:02:08,462 YOU ARE -- MY MOTHER?! 70 00:02:08,462 --> 00:02:09,663 YOU SAID YOU LOVED ME AFTER WE 71 00:02:09,663 --> 00:02:10,598 DEPLOYED THE AIR BAG. 72 00:02:10,598 --> 00:02:11,665 >> YEAH, BECAUSE THAT WAS 73 00:02:11,665 --> 00:02:12,233 AMAZING! 74 00:02:12,233 --> 00:02:12,933 I SAID I LOVED THAT! 75 00:02:12,933 --> 00:02:14,302 "THAT WAS AWESOME," IS WHAT I 76 00:02:14,302 --> 00:02:14,602 SAID. 77 00:02:14,602 --> 00:02:15,436 >> GOD DAMN IT! 78 00:02:15,436 --> 00:02:16,304 >> GUS! NO, GUS! 79 00:02:16,304 --> 00:02:17,638 >> WHAT THE HELL DID I TELL YOU 80 00:02:17,638 --> 00:02:18,806 ABOUT TALKING TO MY LITTLE 81 00:02:18,806 --> 00:02:19,440 SISTER?! 82 00:02:19,440 --> 00:02:20,741 >> WE WEREN'T TALKING, GUSTOR! 83 00:02:20,741 --> 00:02:21,575 WE WERE FUCKING! 84 00:02:21,575 --> 00:02:22,776 >> OH, THAT'S IT, ASSWIPE! 85 00:02:22,776 --> 00:02:24,245 >> YOU ARE SO FUCKING LUCKY I 86 00:02:24,245 --> 00:02:25,379 AIN'T GOT TIME RIGHT NOW 'CAUSE 87 00:02:25,379 --> 00:02:26,380 I GOT TO GO TO MY SISTER'S 88 00:02:26,380 --> 00:02:26,714 WEDDING. 89 00:02:26,714 --> 00:02:27,715 >> OH, THAT LITTLE SLUT'S 90 00:02:27,715 --> 00:02:28,482 GETTING MARRIED?! 91 00:02:29,550 --> 00:02:31,585 >> DON'T EVER FUCKING TALK ABOUT 92 00:02:31,585 --> 00:02:32,786 MY SISTER, GUSTOR! 93 00:02:32,786 --> 00:02:34,555 >> OHH! MY TOOTH, DAMN IT! 94 00:02:35,623 --> 00:02:36,690 GOD DAMN IT! 95 00:02:39,360 --> 00:02:40,328 >> TAKE ME WITH YOU. 96 00:02:40,328 --> 00:02:41,462 >> GOT TO GO. CAN'T DO IT. 97 00:02:41,462 --> 00:02:42,663 SORT THAT MAN OUT AND DON'T 98 00:02:42,663 --> 00:02:44,365 TOUCH MY FUCKING VAN AGAIN! 99 00:02:47,435 --> 00:02:48,469 >> FUCKING LOSER! 100 00:02:49,370 --> 00:02:51,339 >> I FUCKING HATE YOU! 101 00:03:03,651 --> 00:03:07,755 >> END IT. 102 00:03:07,755 --> 00:03:11,959 >> OKAY. 103 00:03:11,959 --> 00:03:13,361 DESTRUCTION! 104 00:03:13,361 --> 00:03:14,428 I OWN YOU. 105 00:03:14,428 --> 00:03:15,596 TAKE IT OFF. 106 00:03:15,596 --> 00:03:16,797 OH, COME ON. 107 00:03:16,797 --> 00:03:18,866 THAT'S THE PARROT DEMON. 108 00:03:18,866 --> 00:03:21,735 I BELIEVE THAT'S 16 PLUS DAMAGE, 109 00:03:21,735 --> 00:03:24,738 32 DEFENSE, 88 MAGIC. 110 00:03:24,738 --> 00:03:27,408 YOU KNOW THE RULES. 111 00:03:27,408 --> 00:03:28,909 NOW STRIP. 112 00:03:28,909 --> 00:03:29,743 >> I WILL NOT. 113 00:03:29,743 --> 00:03:30,978 YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY I'M SO 114 00:03:30,978 --> 00:03:32,446 EXCITED ABOUT MARRYING YOU, 115 00:03:32,446 --> 00:03:32,846 THOUGH? 116 00:03:32,846 --> 00:03:33,914 >> OH, DON'T STALL. 117 00:03:33,914 --> 00:03:35,015 >> I'M NOT STALLING. 118 00:03:35,015 --> 00:03:36,650 >> LET ME SEE THAT SEXY BUTT. 119 00:03:36,650 --> 00:03:38,352 >> SERIOUSLY, DO YOU WANT TO 120 00:03:38,352 --> 00:03:38,719 KNOW? 121 00:03:38,719 --> 00:03:40,388 >> OKAY. THAT YOU GET TO BE 122 00:03:40,388 --> 00:03:41,722 MARRIED TO ME FOR ALL OF 123 00:03:41,722 --> 00:03:42,456 ETERNITY? 124 00:03:42,456 --> 00:03:45,293 >> NO. IT'S THAT NOW I WILL OWN 125 00:03:45,293 --> 00:03:48,862 HALF...OF YOUR CARDS. 126 00:03:48,862 --> 00:03:49,997 LIKE... 127 00:03:51,899 --> 00:03:54,735 YOU DO THIS EVERY TIME. 128 00:03:54,735 --> 00:03:55,769 >> WAIT A MINUTE. 129 00:03:55,769 --> 00:03:56,437 >> OKAY. 130 00:04:03,544 --> 00:04:04,945 >> I'M SORRY. 131 00:04:04,945 --> 00:04:06,046 I HAVE TO GET IT. 132 00:04:06,046 --> 00:04:06,714 >> NO. 133 00:04:06,714 --> 00:04:07,515 >> MM-HMM. 134 00:04:07,515 --> 00:04:07,981 >> NO. 135 00:04:07,981 --> 00:04:09,317 >> MM-HMM. MM-HMM. 136 00:04:10,784 --> 00:04:12,686 I HAVE TO GET IT. 137 00:04:12,686 --> 00:04:13,921 HELLO? 138 00:04:13,921 --> 00:04:16,056 TRAVIS? 139 00:04:16,056 --> 00:04:18,826 OH, MY GOD. 140 00:04:18,826 --> 00:04:21,094 WAIT. YOU THINK YOU CAN MAKE IT? 141 00:04:21,094 --> 00:04:23,364 OH, CHICKEN PICKLE? 142 00:04:24,765 --> 00:04:27,034 YEAH, I LOVE YOU, TOO. 143 00:04:27,034 --> 00:04:29,703 BYE. 144 00:04:29,703 --> 00:04:31,372 MY BROTHER'S COMING. 145 00:04:31,372 --> 00:04:32,373 >> BROTHER? 146 00:04:32,373 --> 00:04:34,675 WE'VE BEEN DATING FOR, WHAT, TWO 147 00:04:34,675 --> 00:04:36,944 YEARS NOW, AND I HAVEN'T MET HIM 148 00:04:36,944 --> 00:04:37,611 YET? 149 00:04:37,611 --> 00:04:39,079 >> WHY ARE YOU BEING LIKE THIS? 150 00:04:39,079 --> 00:04:40,714 >> WHAT? I'M JUST SAYING I'VE 151 00:04:40,714 --> 00:04:41,649 HEARD IT BEFORE. 152 00:04:41,649 --> 00:04:42,383 >> WHATEVER. 153 00:04:42,383 --> 00:04:42,983 YOU KNOW WHAT? 154 00:04:42,983 --> 00:04:43,917 I DON'T NEED THIS. 155 00:04:43,917 --> 00:04:46,887 >> NO. NO, COME HERE. 156 00:04:46,887 --> 00:04:48,856 >> WHAT? STOP. 157 00:04:48,856 --> 00:04:51,124 YOU KNOW I DON'T BELIEVE YOU. 158 00:04:51,124 --> 00:04:52,493 >> I'M SORRY. 159 00:06:19,547 --> 00:06:23,183 >> AW, DAMN. YOU NEED SOME HELP? 160 00:06:23,183 --> 00:06:25,052 >> ABSOLUTELY. 161 00:06:36,129 --> 00:06:37,898 >> GOD DAMN. 162 00:06:46,474 --> 00:06:48,075 >> THAT OUGHT TO DO IT. 163 00:06:48,075 --> 00:06:50,511 PROBABLY JUST SAVED YOU LADIES' 164 00:06:50,511 --> 00:06:51,712 LIVES JUST NOW. 165 00:06:51,712 --> 00:06:53,514 >> WELL... 166 00:06:53,514 --> 00:06:54,815 THANK YOU FOR YOUR HELP. 167 00:06:54,815 --> 00:06:55,716 >> NO PROBLEM. 168 00:06:55,716 --> 00:06:56,216 >> YEAH. 169 00:06:57,751 --> 00:06:59,553 >> IS SHE OKAY? 170 00:06:59,553 --> 00:07:01,254 >> UM... 171 00:07:01,254 --> 00:07:04,091 SHE'S BEEN VERY SICK, AND AN 172 00:07:04,091 --> 00:07:06,927 EVIL HAS COME OVER HER SOUL. 173 00:07:06,927 --> 00:07:08,896 >> YEAH. FLU SEASON CAN BE A 174 00:07:08,896 --> 00:07:10,598 BITCH, RIGHT?! 175 00:07:10,598 --> 00:07:13,901 >> HOW CAN I REPAY YOU? 176 00:07:13,901 --> 00:07:15,803 >> I'VE GOT SO MANY ANSWERS TO 177 00:07:15,803 --> 00:07:17,705 THAT QUESTION, BUT I AM RUNNING 178 00:07:17,705 --> 00:07:18,772 LATE, ACTUALLY. 179 00:07:18,772 --> 00:07:20,273 TELL YOU WHAT -- NEXT TIME 180 00:07:20,273 --> 00:07:22,175 YOU'RE IN TOWN, JUST, UH, LOOK 181 00:07:22,175 --> 00:07:22,843 ME UP. 182 00:07:22,843 --> 00:07:23,811 >> ALL RIGHT. 183 00:07:23,811 --> 00:07:25,212 >> LOOK FOR BLACK MAMA. 184 00:07:25,212 --> 00:07:26,880 YOU KNOW, WE COULD FIGURE 185 00:07:26,880 --> 00:07:27,881 SOMETHING OUT. 186 00:07:27,881 --> 00:07:30,217 >> YEAH, I'M SURE WE COULD. 187 00:07:30,217 --> 00:07:34,722 >> YEAH. 188 00:07:34,722 --> 00:07:35,889 WHAT'S THAT SAY? 189 00:07:35,889 --> 00:07:37,858 >> OH, UM, THE BOX -- THE BOX 190 00:07:37,858 --> 00:07:40,828 SAYS, "GOT WILL SAVE US." 191 00:07:40,828 --> 00:07:41,995 >> HELL, I THINK HE JUST HAS. 192 00:07:41,995 --> 00:07:42,730 YOU KNOW WHAT? 193 00:07:42,730 --> 00:07:43,964 I'M GOING TO MY SISTER'S WEDDING 194 00:07:43,964 --> 00:07:44,598 RIGHT NOW. 195 00:07:44,598 --> 00:07:45,833 I TELL YOU WHAT -- I'LL GIVE YOU 196 00:07:45,833 --> 00:07:46,934 100 BUCKS FOR THE NECKLACE. 197 00:07:46,934 --> 00:07:48,168 >> NO. NO. I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY. 198 00:07:48,168 --> 00:07:48,769 >> COME ON. 199 00:07:48,769 --> 00:07:49,837 YOU SAID, "HOW CAN YOU REPAY?" 200 00:07:49,837 --> 00:07:50,838 I'LL GIVE YOU $105, GRANDMA. 201 00:07:50,838 --> 00:07:51,572 THAT'S ALL I GOT. 202 00:07:51,572 --> 00:07:54,675 >> DO NOT INVITE DIABLOS AND 203 00:07:54,675 --> 00:07:56,309 STRAY ANIMALS. 204 00:07:56,309 --> 00:07:57,711 >> WHAT? 205 00:07:57,711 --> 00:07:58,979 >> SORRY. 206 00:07:58,979 --> 00:08:00,914 SHE SAYS YOU'RE 207 00:08:00,914 --> 00:08:01,749 TOO DUMB. 208 00:08:01,749 --> 00:08:03,984 UM, YOU WILL HURT YOURSELF 209 00:08:03,984 --> 00:08:06,153 AND -- AND PROBABLY OTHERS. 210 00:08:06,153 --> 00:08:07,621 >> YEAH. 211 00:08:07,621 --> 00:08:10,123 >> PLEASE UNDERSTAND. 212 00:08:10,123 --> 00:08:12,893 >> YEAH. I, UH... 213 00:08:12,893 --> 00:08:14,895 I UNDERSTAND COMPLETELY. 214 00:08:14,895 --> 00:08:17,030 LOOK, YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL. 215 00:08:17,030 --> 00:08:18,298 LORD ALMIGHTY! 216 00:08:18,298 --> 00:08:19,900 BUT I GOT TO GO. 217 00:08:19,900 --> 00:08:21,635 >> WELL, ALL RIGHT. 218 00:08:21,635 --> 00:08:24,672 THANK YOU, MR... 219 00:08:24,672 --> 00:08:25,606 >> TRAVIS. 220 00:08:25,606 --> 00:08:26,740 >> MR. TRAVIS. 221 00:08:26,740 --> 00:08:27,608 >> YEAH. 222 00:08:27,608 --> 00:08:28,576 LOOK ME UP. 223 00:08:28,576 --> 00:08:29,677 >> ALL RIGHT. 224 00:08:29,677 --> 00:08:30,811 >> BYE, GRANDMA! 225 00:09:20,327 --> 00:09:22,062 >> PSST! 226 00:09:22,062 --> 00:09:26,133 DOREEN, IT'S ME -- HANK. 227 00:09:26,133 --> 00:09:28,969 >> HANK WHO? 228 00:09:28,969 --> 00:09:30,971 >> HOW YOU DOING? 229 00:09:30,971 --> 00:09:32,873 >> THIS IS OUR LAST CONVERSATION 230 00:09:32,873 --> 00:09:34,341 AS AN ENGAGED COUPLE. 231 00:09:34,341 --> 00:09:36,076 WE'RE GETTING MARRIED! 232 00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:37,110 >> MARRIED? 233 00:09:37,110 --> 00:09:39,246 WHAT, WE'RE NOT GONNA GET OLD 234 00:09:39,246 --> 00:09:40,714 AND FAT, ARE WE? 235 00:09:40,714 --> 00:09:42,750 >> YOU SHOULD SEE ME RIGHT NOW. 236 00:09:42,750 --> 00:09:44,317 I'M EATIN' A HUGE 237 00:09:44,317 --> 00:09:45,653 SLAB OF RIBS, AND I'M 238 00:09:45,653 --> 00:09:49,289 CO-O-O-VERED IN GRAVY AND SAUCE. 239 00:09:51,324 --> 00:09:52,325 >> I DON'T CARE 240 00:09:52,325 --> 00:09:54,862 WHAT WE DO OR DON'T DO, AS LONG 241 00:09:54,862 --> 00:09:56,029 AS WE'RE TOGETHER. 242 00:09:56,029 --> 00:09:57,430 >> THANKS, BABE. 243 00:09:57,430 --> 00:09:59,867 NOW PUT AWAY THOSE RIBS AND 244 00:09:59,867 --> 00:10:01,869 LET'S GET MARRIED, HUH? 245 00:10:01,869 --> 00:10:03,436 >> OKAY. 246 00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:05,072 I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, 247 00:10:05,072 --> 00:10:07,675 HANK VON WITZENBURG. 248 00:10:07,675 --> 00:10:10,243 >> I LOVE YOU, TOO... 249 00:10:10,243 --> 00:10:11,845 SOON-TO-BE 250 00:10:11,845 --> 00:10:13,747 DOREEN VON WITZENBURG. 251 00:10:14,982 --> 00:10:16,784 THAT SOUNDS SO GOOD. 252 00:10:16,784 --> 00:10:19,753 I'LL SEE YOU OUT THERE, BABE. 253 00:10:24,291 --> 00:10:26,827 >> COME TO PAPA. 254 00:10:30,931 --> 00:10:32,833 YEAH. 255 00:10:44,011 --> 00:10:45,946 AWESOME. 256 00:10:46,947 --> 00:10:49,850 GOT A BLESSING FOR YOU, SIS. 257 00:11:29,156 --> 00:11:31,158 >> BEAUTIFUL CAR, MAN. 258 00:11:32,392 --> 00:11:32,960 >> HI. 259 00:11:32,960 --> 00:11:34,394 >> HI, HAIRCUT. 260 00:11:38,098 --> 00:11:40,100 >> HANK, YOU CAN'T COME IN HERE. 261 00:11:40,100 --> 00:11:41,434 TRAVIS! 262 00:11:41,434 --> 00:11:42,903 >> HI! 263 00:11:42,903 --> 00:11:43,904 OHH! 264 00:11:43,904 --> 00:11:44,772 OHH! 265 00:11:44,772 --> 00:11:45,873 >> OHH! 266 00:11:45,873 --> 00:11:48,041 >> I TOLD YOU I'D BE HERE. 267 00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:49,209 LET ME LOOK AT YOU. 268 00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:51,078 GOOD GOD, SIS! 269 00:11:51,078 --> 00:11:54,782 YOU LOOK LIKE AN ANGEL. 270 00:11:54,782 --> 00:11:55,482 HI. 271 00:12:00,954 --> 00:12:02,255 >> LOOK AT YOU. 272 00:12:02,255 --> 00:12:03,390 >> YOU LIKE? 273 00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:05,325 >> YOU CLEAN UP NICELY. 274 00:12:05,325 --> 00:12:07,828 >> LIKE A PANTHER IN A BOWTIE. 275 00:12:07,828 --> 00:12:09,863 >> HAVE YOU MET HANK YET? 276 00:12:09,863 --> 00:12:11,064 >> WHY? HE HIT YOU? 277 00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:11,498 >> NO! 278 00:12:11,498 --> 00:12:13,000 >> TELL ME -- DID HE? 279 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:14,267 >> TR-TRAVIS, NO, NO. 280 00:12:14,267 --> 00:12:15,836 HE'S A REALLY NICE GUY. 281 00:12:15,836 --> 00:12:16,904 >> HE BETTER BE. 282 00:12:16,904 --> 00:12:18,471 >> YOU BE NICE TO HIM, OKAY? 283 00:12:18,471 --> 00:12:20,340 >> OKAY. I'LL BE NICE TO HIM IF 284 00:12:20,340 --> 00:12:21,508 YOU SAY HE'S NICE. 285 00:12:21,508 --> 00:12:22,409 I TRUST YOU. 286 00:12:22,409 --> 00:12:23,143 >> OKAY. 287 00:12:23,143 --> 00:12:26,880 >> LOOK. 288 00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:30,550 GOT YOU SOMETHING. 289 00:12:30,550 --> 00:12:31,184 >> WOW. 290 00:12:31,184 --> 00:12:32,252 THIS IS BEAUTIFUL. 291 00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:33,186 >> YOU LIKE IT? 292 00:12:33,186 --> 00:12:34,054 >> I LOVE IT. 293 00:12:34,054 --> 00:12:35,555 >> IT'S AN ANTIQUE -- YOU KNOW, 294 00:12:35,555 --> 00:12:37,224 SOMETHING OLD, SOMETHING NEW. 295 00:12:37,224 --> 00:12:38,859 I FIGURED THIS COULD BE YOUR 296 00:12:38,859 --> 00:12:40,360 SOMETHING OLD IF -- IF YOU WANT 297 00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:41,161 TO WEAR IT. 298 00:12:41,161 --> 00:12:43,063 YOU DON'T HAVE TO. 299 00:12:43,063 --> 00:12:44,431 YEAH. I LOVE IT. 300 00:12:44,431 --> 00:12:46,499 >> YEAH? WELL, TRY IT ON. 301 00:12:46,499 --> 00:12:47,200 COME ON. 302 00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:48,368 >> OKAY. 303 00:12:50,938 --> 00:12:52,840 LOOKS BEAUTIFUL. 304 00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:55,408 >> IT DOES. IT'S PERFECT. 305 00:12:55,408 --> 00:12:57,477 THANK YOU SO MUCH. 306 00:12:57,477 --> 00:12:59,279 >> IT'S NOTHING. 307 00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:01,514 DOREEN, I'M SORRY ABOUT THE WAY 308 00:13:01,514 --> 00:13:03,016 I LEFT, YOU KNOW? 309 00:13:03,016 --> 00:13:03,616 I -- 310 00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:04,885 >> STOP. 311 00:13:04,885 --> 00:13:06,319 IT'S ALL IN THE PAST. 312 00:13:06,319 --> 00:13:08,421 ALL THAT MATTERS TO ME IS THAT 313 00:13:08,421 --> 00:13:09,622 YOU'RE HERE NOW. 314 00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:12,159 >> THANKS, SIS. 315 00:13:12,159 --> 00:13:14,227 NOW, WHERE'S THAT DIRTBAG WHO'S 316 00:13:14,227 --> 00:13:16,296 ABOUT TO INHERIT THIS HOT MESS? 317 00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:18,198 STILL GOT THAT LEFT ELBOW. 318 00:13:19,166 --> 00:13:20,033 >> OHH. OKAY. 319 00:13:20,033 --> 00:13:21,234 LOVE YOU. 320 00:13:21,234 --> 00:13:22,269 >> LOVE YOU, TOO. 321 00:13:22,269 --> 00:13:24,004 >> I'M GONNA HUMP AGAINST SOME 322 00:13:24,004 --> 00:13:24,637 BRIDESMAIDS. 323 00:13:51,531 --> 00:13:55,402 >> TRAVIS. 324 00:13:55,402 --> 00:13:58,205 NICE TO MEET YOU, FINALLY. 325 00:13:58,205 --> 00:13:59,372 I GUESS I'M THE GUY WHO'S 326 00:13:59,372 --> 00:14:00,607 SUPPOSED TO BE MARRYING YOUR 327 00:14:00,607 --> 00:14:01,441 SISTER, RIGHT? 328 00:14:01,441 --> 00:14:02,943 >> NOT ANYMORE. DOREEN'S GONE. 329 00:14:02,943 --> 00:14:04,211 SHE TOLD ME TO TELL YOU IT'S 330 00:14:04,211 --> 00:14:04,511 OVER. 331 00:14:04,511 --> 00:14:05,478 SHE FOUND PICTURES. 332 00:14:05,478 --> 00:14:06,213 LITTLE BOYS? 333 00:14:06,213 --> 00:14:07,580 ARE YOU SERIOUS, YOU SICK FUCK? 334 00:14:07,580 --> 00:14:08,448 >> WHAT? DOREEN! 335 00:14:08,448 --> 00:14:10,050 >> HEY, HEY, HEY, MAN, I'M JUST 336 00:14:10,050 --> 00:14:11,084 JOKING WITH YOU, BRO. 337 00:14:11,084 --> 00:14:12,252 MUCHACHO, WE'RE GONNA BE 338 00:14:12,252 --> 00:14:16,556 BROTHERS, MAN! 339 00:14:16,556 --> 00:14:18,258 >> IT'S A JOKE. 340 00:14:18,258 --> 00:14:20,227 IT'S -- IT'S FUNNY. 341 00:14:20,227 --> 00:14:21,394 >> I KNOW. 342 00:14:21,394 --> 00:14:23,096 LOOK, DOREEN TOLD ME YOU'RE KIND 343 00:14:23,096 --> 00:14:24,531 OF A QUIET GUY, SO THE ANSWER'S 344 00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:27,935 YES -- I'LL BE YOUR BEST MAN. 345 00:14:27,935 --> 00:14:28,936 >> SHE SAID WHAT? 346 00:14:28,936 --> 00:14:29,536 >> BEST MAN! 347 00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:30,971 LOOK, I GOT THE GEAR ON. 348 00:14:30,971 --> 00:14:32,105 I'M READY TO GO, MAN. 349 00:14:32,105 --> 00:14:32,705 LET'S DO IT. 350 00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:33,306 >> NO. 351 00:14:33,306 --> 00:14:34,607 I ALREADY HAVE A BEST MAN. 352 00:14:34,607 --> 00:14:35,375 >> WHERE IS HE? 353 00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:36,443 >> IT'S RICK. HE'S JUST -- 354 00:14:36,443 --> 00:14:37,477 >> I'LL TELL YOU WHERE HE 355 00:14:37,477 --> 00:14:38,611 AIN'T -- RIGHT BY YOUR SIDE, 356 00:14:38,611 --> 00:14:39,479 'CAUSE THAT'S WHERE 357 00:14:39,479 --> 00:14:40,180 I'M GONNA BE. 358 00:14:40,180 --> 00:14:41,314 LISTEN, HANK, I KNOW PEOPLE. 359 00:14:41,314 --> 00:14:42,015 ALL RIGHT? 360 00:14:42,015 --> 00:14:43,416 I LOOK AT YOU -- I SEE MAYBE A 361 00:14:43,416 --> 00:14:44,952 LITTLE BIT OF A SHY GUY BUT A 362 00:14:44,952 --> 00:14:46,353 NICE GUY WHO NEEDS A BEST MAN, 363 00:14:46,353 --> 00:14:47,187 AND THAT'S ME. 364 00:14:47,187 --> 00:14:49,022 >> HE'S JUST OUTSIDE. 365 00:14:49,022 --> 00:14:51,024 >> OH. OKAY. ALL RIGHT. 366 00:14:51,024 --> 00:14:53,293 YOU NEED SOME BEST-MAN SHIT? 367 00:14:53,293 --> 00:14:54,561 A COUPLE WEEKS AGO, I WAS MAKING 368 00:14:54,561 --> 00:14:55,695 OUT WITH THIS GIRL IN A CAR. 369 00:14:55,695 --> 00:14:57,130 SHE MIGHT HAVE BEEN 16 -- HELL, 370 00:14:57,130 --> 00:14:57,730 I DON'T KNOW, 15. 371 00:14:57,730 --> 00:14:59,166 THERE WAS A FUCKING HIGH-SCHOOL 372 00:14:59,166 --> 00:15:00,367 BIOLOGY BOOK IN THE BACK SEAT. 373 00:15:00,367 --> 00:15:01,434 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? 374 00:15:01,434 --> 00:15:02,669 NOW, THAT'S SOME BEST-MAN SHIT. 375 00:15:02,669 --> 00:15:04,104 I AIN'T NEVER TOLD NOBODY THAT. 376 00:15:04,104 --> 00:15:05,072 >> I DON'T NEED TO BE 377 00:15:05,072 --> 00:15:05,572 HEARING THIS. 378 00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:06,706 >> FAMILY BARBECUE A COUPLE 379 00:15:06,706 --> 00:15:08,141 YEARS BACK... 380 00:15:08,141 --> 00:15:10,043 I SHIT MY PANTS A LITTLE BIT. 381 00:15:10,043 --> 00:15:11,744 I BLAMED THE SMELL ON A BABY. 382 00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:13,580 >> LOOK, I REALLY NEED TO -- 383 00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:14,714 >> I BAWLED MY EYES OUT AT THE 384 00:15:14,714 --> 00:15:15,983 END OF "MAJOR LEAGUE," WHEN 385 00:15:15,983 --> 00:15:17,184 CHARLIE SHEEN COMES ON THE FIELD 386 00:15:17,184 --> 00:15:18,285 AND EVERYBODY STARTS SINGING 387 00:15:18,285 --> 00:15:19,152 "WILD THING" TO HIM. 388 00:15:19,152 --> 00:15:20,187 >> ALL RIGHT, PLEASE STOP! 389 00:15:20,187 --> 00:15:20,587 JUST STOP! 390 00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:21,588 >> I GOT A THING FOR UGLY 391 00:15:21,588 --> 00:15:22,755 CHINESE WOMEN, I'VE NEVER BEEN 392 00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:24,157 IN A SWIMMING POOL I DIDN'T PISS 393 00:15:24,157 --> 00:15:25,325 IN, AND FLIP-FLOPS FREAK ME THE 394 00:15:25,325 --> 00:15:26,193 FUCK OUT, ALL RIGHT? 395 00:15:26,193 --> 00:15:26,659 THERE YOU GO! 396 00:15:26,659 --> 00:15:27,727 IT'S ALL OUT ON THE TABLE! 397 00:15:27,727 --> 00:15:29,096 YOU KNOW EVERYTHING THERE IS TO 398 00:15:29,096 --> 00:15:29,997 KNOW ABOUT ME, BUDDY. 399 00:15:29,997 --> 00:15:30,330 >> OKAY. 400 00:15:30,330 --> 00:15:31,431 WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS? 401 00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:32,332 >> 'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT 402 00:15:32,332 --> 00:15:33,700 BEST MEN DO! 403 00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:36,603 RIGHT? 404 00:15:36,603 --> 00:15:40,673 ALL RIGHT. 405 00:15:40,673 --> 00:15:46,546 NICE TALK. 406 00:15:46,546 --> 00:15:49,449 >> I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU HUSBAND 407 00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:50,583 AND WIFE. 408 00:15:50,583 --> 00:15:53,220 YOU MAY KISS THE BRIDE. 409 00:16:04,231 --> 00:16:06,099 >> YEAH! 410 00:16:06,099 --> 00:16:08,168 YEAH! 411 00:16:11,371 --> 00:16:13,206 >> WHOO! 412 00:16:32,259 --> 00:16:35,228 >> ALL RIGHT! 413 00:16:59,486 --> 00:17:00,787 >> WHOO-HOO! 414 00:17:47,167 --> 00:17:48,201 >> IS THIS THING ON? 415 00:17:48,201 --> 00:17:49,236 CAN YOU GUYS HEAR ME? 416 00:17:49,236 --> 00:17:50,237 ALL RIGHT. UM, HEY. 417 00:17:50,237 --> 00:17:50,670 HEY, HEY. 418 00:17:50,670 --> 00:17:51,771 >> JUST -- RICK, HERE. 419 00:17:51,771 --> 00:17:53,740 TRADE YA, ALL RIGHT? 420 00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:55,208 UH, HEY, EVERYBODY. 421 00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:56,409 SORRY. I'M TRAVIS. 422 00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:58,245 I'M DOREEN'S OLDER BROTHER. 423 00:17:58,245 --> 00:18:00,147 THIS WILL JUST TAKE A SECOND. 424 00:18:00,147 --> 00:18:03,550 UH...DOREEN'S ALL GROWN UP. 425 00:18:03,550 --> 00:18:05,518 YOU KNOW, AFTER OUR MAMA DIED, 426 00:18:05,518 --> 00:18:07,487 DIDN'T TAKE ME LONG TO REALIZE 427 00:18:07,487 --> 00:18:09,456 THAT, UH, I DIDN'T REALLY NEED 428 00:18:09,456 --> 00:18:11,391 TO SPEND TOO MUCH TIME TAKING 429 00:18:11,391 --> 00:18:12,492 CARE OF DOREEN. 430 00:18:12,492 --> 00:18:14,161 SHE WAS ALWAYS THE MORE 431 00:18:14,161 --> 00:18:15,295 RESPONSIBLE ONE. 432 00:18:15,295 --> 00:18:16,829 AND SHE'S TURNED INTO THE 433 00:18:16,829 --> 00:18:18,698 SMARTEST, KINDEST WOMAN I'VE 434 00:18:18,698 --> 00:18:19,632 EVER KNOWN. 435 00:18:19,632 --> 00:18:20,933 BUT WHEN SHE WAS JUST 436 00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:22,769 PINT-SIZED, SHE WAS SCARED TO 437 00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:24,371 DEATH OF THUNDERSTORMS. 438 00:18:24,371 --> 00:18:26,173 AND WHENEVER A BIG ONE WOULD 439 00:18:26,173 --> 00:18:27,907 ROLL THROUGH, SHE'D SLEEP IN MY 440 00:18:27,907 --> 00:18:29,742 BED, AND I'D TELL HER STORIES 441 00:18:29,742 --> 00:18:30,910 AND KEEP HER SAFE. 442 00:18:30,910 --> 00:18:33,413 AND, WELL, HANK, NOW IT'S YOUR 443 00:18:33,413 --> 00:18:34,547 TURN... 444 00:18:34,547 --> 00:18:35,948 TO KEEP HER SAFE FROM THE 445 00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:37,750 STORMS AND HOLD HER WHEN SHE'S 446 00:18:37,750 --> 00:18:40,187 SCARED. 447 00:18:40,187 --> 00:18:41,721 I'M SURE MAMA'S LOOKING DOWN ON 448 00:18:41,721 --> 00:18:43,390 US RIGHT NOW, AND I BET SHE'S 449 00:18:43,390 --> 00:18:44,724 REAL PROUD OF BOTH OF YOU. 450 00:18:44,724 --> 00:18:46,759 SO AM I. 451 00:18:46,759 --> 00:18:49,362 UH... 452 00:18:49,362 --> 00:18:51,598 EARLIER TODAY, GOT A NECKLACE 453 00:18:51,598 --> 00:18:53,866 FOR DOREEN, AND IT CAME WITH A 454 00:18:53,866 --> 00:18:54,834 BLESSING. 455 00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:58,771 I'D LIKE TO READ THAT RIGHT NOW. 456 00:18:58,771 --> 00:19:00,307 TO MY SISTER, DOREEN. 457 00:19:00,307 --> 00:19:01,274 BEAR WITH ME. 458 00:19:01,274 --> 00:19:03,243 IT'S IN PORTUGUESE OR SOMETHING 459 00:19:03,243 --> 00:19:03,676 HERE. 460 00:19:03,676 --> 00:19:07,814 UH..."PARA IS AVERTO SOHO QUAD 461 00:19:07,814 --> 00:19:11,384 MAY US USUA VOS PROTATOS 462 00:19:11,384 --> 00:19:16,689 INFINITIO." 463 00:19:16,689 --> 00:19:17,724 THAT'S THAT. 464 00:19:17,724 --> 00:19:19,426 ALL RIGHT. THANK YOU. 465 00:19:19,426 --> 00:19:20,660 LET'S GET DRUNK! 466 00:19:46,253 --> 00:19:47,654 >> DOREEN! SO STRANGE! 467 00:19:47,654 --> 00:19:48,655 ARE YOU OKAY? 468 00:19:48,655 --> 00:19:50,257 >> BABY, ARE YOU OKAY? 469 00:20:05,372 --> 00:20:06,939 AAAH! 470 00:20:11,010 --> 00:20:13,012 >> OHH! 471 00:20:15,382 --> 00:20:16,916 >> AAH! AAH! 472 00:20:16,916 --> 00:20:18,918 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! 473 00:20:23,456 --> 00:20:27,760 >> AAH! AAH! AAH! 474 00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:29,596 >> RICKY! 475 00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:35,302 DOREEN! 476 00:20:35,302 --> 00:20:37,470 NOOOOOOOOOOOO! 477 00:20:38,538 --> 00:20:40,673 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! 478 00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:44,477 AAAAAAH! 479 00:20:44,477 --> 00:20:45,812 NO! NO! 480 00:21:05,398 --> 00:21:07,667 >> SHIT! 481 00:21:25,885 --> 00:21:26,919 >> KEEP PRESSURE ON IT, ALL 482 00:21:26,919 --> 00:21:27,854 RIGHT? 483 00:22:09,696 --> 00:22:11,831 OH, SHIT. 484 00:22:18,571 --> 00:22:19,639 FUCK! 485 00:22:30,049 --> 00:22:31,183 >> JUST RELAX. 486 00:22:31,183 --> 00:22:33,486 WE GOT TO GET HER OUT OF HERE. 487 00:22:33,486 --> 00:22:34,053 GET UP! 488 00:22:34,053 --> 00:22:36,055 >> HELP ME. 489 00:22:36,055 --> 00:22:37,957 >> HANK, GET UP, MAN! GET UP! 490 00:22:59,011 --> 00:23:00,780 WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED?! 491 00:23:00,780 --> 00:23:02,014 >> I DON'T KNOW, MAN. 492 00:23:02,014 --> 00:23:03,850 I NEVER SEEN ANY SHIT LIKE THAT 493 00:23:03,850 --> 00:23:04,951 BEFORE IN MY LIFE. 494 00:23:04,951 --> 00:23:07,620 DANG IT, TRAVIS. DAMN! 495 00:23:07,620 --> 00:23:08,821 SHE JUST WENT CRAZY. 496 00:23:08,821 --> 00:23:09,789 WHAT THE FUCK? 497 00:23:09,789 --> 00:23:10,890 THE NECKLACE, MAN! 498 00:23:10,890 --> 00:23:12,525 IT WAS SCALDING HOT WHEN I 499 00:23:12,525 --> 00:23:13,159 TOUCHED IT. 500 00:23:13,159 --> 00:23:14,694 >> NO, IT'S YOU -- YOU! 501 00:23:14,694 --> 00:23:16,028 >> HANK? 502 00:23:16,028 --> 00:23:18,164 TRAVIS? 503 00:23:18,164 --> 00:23:19,766 WHY AM I BACK HERE? 504 00:23:19,766 --> 00:23:20,567 >> SIS? 505 00:23:20,567 --> 00:23:21,501 >> DOREEN? 506 00:23:21,501 --> 00:23:23,603 >> WHAT AM I DOING BACK HERE? 507 00:23:23,603 --> 00:23:24,704 >> THANK GOD. 508 00:23:24,704 --> 00:23:25,972 >> JUST GET ME OUT OF HERE. 509 00:23:25,972 --> 00:23:27,206 I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED. 510 00:23:27,206 --> 00:23:28,508 >> I GOT TO UNTIE HER. 511 00:23:28,508 --> 00:23:29,942 >> GO, GO, GO, GO, BUDDY. 512 00:23:29,942 --> 00:23:31,511 IT'S GONNA BE OKAY, SIS. 513 00:23:31,511 --> 00:23:33,079 >> I'M GONNA HELP YOU, BABY. 514 00:23:33,079 --> 00:23:35,715 ALL RIGHT. LET ME UNTIE YOU. 515 00:23:38,885 --> 00:23:40,186 AAAAAAAAAAH! 516 00:23:40,186 --> 00:23:44,156 THAT BITCH BIT MY EAR OFF! 517 00:23:45,892 --> 00:23:48,728 WHAT IS IT? 518 00:23:48,728 --> 00:23:50,162 >> HANK! 519 00:23:50,162 --> 00:23:51,598 >> NO! 520 00:23:51,598 --> 00:23:52,732 >> YOU OKAY? 521 00:23:52,732 --> 00:23:55,902 >> AM I OKAY?! 522 00:23:55,902 --> 00:23:57,937 >> GET OVER IT. 523 00:23:57,937 --> 00:24:01,741 SHE WILL NEVER BE YOURS AGAIN. 524 00:24:04,110 --> 00:24:05,044 >> HANG TIGHT. 525 00:24:05,044 --> 00:24:06,579 I TOLD YOU I KNOW A GUY. 526 00:24:06,579 --> 00:24:08,080 >> I DON'T CARE! JUST HURRY! 527 00:24:15,187 --> 00:24:16,956 >> BITCH. 528 00:24:16,956 --> 00:24:18,157 >> HEY, WHAT THE HELL?! 529 00:24:18,157 --> 00:24:19,759 IGGY, MAN, WE NEED YOUR HELP! 530 00:24:19,759 --> 00:24:21,227 >> TRAVIS, MAN, HEY, I'M SORRY. 531 00:24:21,227 --> 00:24:22,895 I ORDERED A PIZZA ABOUT AN HOUR 532 00:24:22,895 --> 00:24:24,196 AGO, AND THE BASTARD STILL 533 00:24:24,196 --> 00:24:25,898 HASN'T SHOWED UP. 534 00:24:25,898 --> 00:24:28,067 WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HAND? 535 00:24:28,067 --> 00:24:29,135 >> SHOW HIM. 536 00:24:29,135 --> 00:24:33,139 >> THIS. 537 00:24:35,041 --> 00:24:35,942 >> AAAH! 538 00:24:35,942 --> 00:24:37,109 >> HOLY SHIT! 539 00:24:37,109 --> 00:24:39,078 HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY! 540 00:24:39,078 --> 00:24:40,179 >> IGGY, WE GOT TO GET HER IN 541 00:24:40,179 --> 00:24:40,913 THE HOUSE, MAN. 542 00:24:40,913 --> 00:24:41,648 >> NO, NO, NO! 543 00:24:41,648 --> 00:24:42,549 NOT IN THE HOUSE! NO! 544 00:24:42,549 --> 00:24:43,315 >> GET HER IN THE HOUSE. 545 00:24:43,315 --> 00:24:45,117 >> DAMN IT. 546 00:24:45,117 --> 00:24:46,753 WHO THE HELL IS THAT?! 547 00:24:46,753 --> 00:24:47,720 >> HIS WIFE. 548 00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:48,788 >> HIS SISTER. 549 00:24:48,788 --> 00:24:49,822 >> OH, SWEET. 550 00:25:03,102 --> 00:25:05,037 >> IGGY... 551 00:25:05,037 --> 00:25:08,074 TROUBLE YOU FOR SOME ICE, MAN? 552 00:25:08,074 --> 00:25:09,809 >> SHE IS TOTALLY SHITTING ALL 553 00:25:09,809 --> 00:25:14,346 OVER MY FĂȘNG SHUI. 554 00:25:14,346 --> 00:25:16,816 >> YOU PICKED UP MY FINGERS? 555 00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:36,102 YOU GOT ANY WHISKEY OR -- 556 00:25:36,102 --> 00:25:38,671 >> AAH! 557 00:25:38,671 --> 00:25:40,607 >> TRAVIS... 558 00:25:40,607 --> 00:25:42,041 I WANT TO THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR 559 00:25:42,041 --> 00:25:43,743 BRINGING YOUR LOVELY SISTER OVER 560 00:25:43,743 --> 00:25:46,112 HERE. 561 00:25:46,112 --> 00:25:49,048 YOU SEE THIS AND THIS AND THIS 562 00:25:49,048 --> 00:25:51,350 AND ALL OF THAT? 563 00:25:51,350 --> 00:25:53,319 I'M SENDING YOU AN ITEMIZED BILL 564 00:25:53,319 --> 00:25:54,253 FOR DAMAGES. 565 00:25:54,253 --> 00:25:55,054 >> WHAT?! 566 00:25:55,054 --> 00:25:56,188 >> AAH, AAH, AAH! 567 00:25:56,188 --> 00:25:57,990 I AM A COLLECTOR OF RARE AND 568 00:25:57,990 --> 00:25:58,958 UNIQUE ITEMS. 569 00:25:58,958 --> 00:26:00,693 YOU CAN'T JUST GO BUY THIS 570 00:26:00,693 --> 00:26:01,160 STUFF. 571 00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:03,029 I HAVE TO SPECIAL-ORDER THESE 572 00:26:03,029 --> 00:26:03,730 THINGS. 573 00:26:03,730 --> 00:26:05,832 OH, AND WHAT IF SHE HAD BROKEN 574 00:26:05,832 --> 00:26:07,700 MY VELVET PAINTING OF THE 575 00:26:07,700 --> 00:26:09,869 REDHEAD SURFING ON A HAMMERHEAD 576 00:26:09,869 --> 00:26:10,402 SHARK? 577 00:26:10,402 --> 00:26:12,304 HUH?! HUH?! HUH?! 578 00:26:12,304 --> 00:26:13,773 WHAT THEN, HUH?! 579 00:26:13,773 --> 00:26:15,775 I'M TELLING YOU, YOU CANNOT 580 00:26:15,775 --> 00:26:16,876 REPLACE THIS! 581 00:26:16,876 --> 00:26:18,377 I LOVE THIS PAINTING! 582 00:26:18,377 --> 00:26:19,912 >> IT'S A SWEET-ASS PAINTING, 583 00:26:19,912 --> 00:26:20,212 MAN. 584 00:26:20,212 --> 00:26:21,681 >> HEY, LOOK, WE DIDN'T COME 585 00:26:21,681 --> 00:26:23,082 HERE TO MESS UP YOUR PLACE, IG. 586 00:26:23,082 --> 00:26:24,250 TRAVIS TOLD ME THAT YOU COULD 587 00:26:24,250 --> 00:26:25,351 TELL ME WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY 588 00:26:25,351 --> 00:26:25,852 WIFE. 589 00:26:25,852 --> 00:26:26,318 SO, CAN YOU? 590 00:26:26,318 --> 00:26:26,953 >> OH. 591 00:26:26,953 --> 00:26:28,020 YEAH. 592 00:26:28,020 --> 00:26:29,321 SHE'S FUCKING POSSESSED. 593 00:26:29,321 --> 00:26:30,890 SHE'S SIX KINDS OF CRAZY. 594 00:26:30,890 --> 00:26:32,024 >> HEY, YOU WATCH YOUR MOUTH! 595 00:26:32,024 --> 00:26:33,192 THAT'S MY WIFE YOU'RE TALKING 596 00:26:33,192 --> 00:26:33,693 ABOUT! 597 00:26:33,693 --> 00:26:35,962 >> OH. WELL, CONGRATULATIONS. 598 00:26:35,962 --> 00:26:38,164 LISTEN, KID, NO MATTER WHAT 599 00:26:38,164 --> 00:26:40,733 ANYBODY SAYS, MARRIAGE IS TOUGH 600 00:26:40,733 --> 00:26:41,300 WORK. 601 00:26:41,300 --> 00:26:44,103 >> YEAH, I'VE BEEN INFORMED. 602 00:26:44,103 --> 00:26:45,772 >> LOOK, IG, I'M SORRY, ALL 603 00:26:45,772 --> 00:26:46,205 RIGHT? 604 00:26:46,205 --> 00:26:47,940 I DIDN'T KNOW THIS WAS GONNA 605 00:26:47,940 --> 00:26:48,407 HAPPEN. 606 00:26:48,407 --> 00:26:49,241 BUT WH-- 607 00:26:49,241 --> 00:26:50,409 I MEAN, HANK HERE WOULD BE HAPPY 608 00:26:50,409 --> 00:26:51,711 TO TAKE CARE OF THAT ITEMIZED 609 00:26:51,711 --> 00:26:52,278 BILL OR WHATEVER. 610 00:26:52,278 --> 00:26:53,312 HERE. LOOK, MAN. 611 00:26:53,312 --> 00:26:54,681 I BROUGHT YOU THIS. 612 00:26:54,681 --> 00:26:56,182 YOU EVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE 613 00:26:56,182 --> 00:26:58,084 THAT? 614 00:27:03,756 --> 00:27:06,258 >> OOH. 615 00:27:06,258 --> 00:27:09,261 OH. OH. HOLD IT. 616 00:27:09,261 --> 00:27:10,730 >> UH, WHAT? 617 00:27:19,271 --> 00:27:20,439 CREEPY-ASS BOOK, MAN. 618 00:27:20,439 --> 00:27:22,174 >> YEAH. THIS CRAZY BROAD THAT 619 00:27:22,174 --> 00:27:23,776 I WAS DATING GAVE IT TO ME. 620 00:27:23,776 --> 00:27:27,179 SHE WAS INTO ASPHYXIATION. 621 00:27:27,179 --> 00:27:28,014 >> NICE. 622 00:27:28,014 --> 00:27:29,716 >> SO, WHAT'D YOU DO? 623 00:27:29,716 --> 00:27:31,851 >> I CHOKED HER. 624 00:27:31,851 --> 00:27:34,353 AH! THERE IT IS. 625 00:27:34,353 --> 00:27:36,222 THE INCULTA DEMON. 626 00:27:36,222 --> 00:27:37,289 OH-HO-HO. 627 00:27:37,289 --> 00:27:39,158 YOU GUYS HAVE OUTDONE YOURSELF. 628 00:27:39,158 --> 00:27:40,727 THIS BITCH IS ONE CRAZY 629 00:27:40,727 --> 00:27:41,427 DICK-CHEWER. 630 00:27:41,427 --> 00:27:43,162 SHE'S BEEN SEEN IN PARIS, 631 00:27:43,162 --> 00:27:44,263 TOKYO, IRELAND. 632 00:27:44,263 --> 00:27:46,132 IT WAS EVEN RUMORED THAT SHE 633 00:27:46,132 --> 00:27:48,167 TAUGHT GENE SIMMONS HOW TO SPIT 634 00:27:48,167 --> 00:27:48,801 FIRE. 635 00:27:48,801 --> 00:27:49,836 >> OH, WHOA. 636 00:27:49,836 --> 00:27:51,938 >> AND THIS DEMON WORKS QUICK. 637 00:27:51,938 --> 00:27:54,306 72 HOURS, YOU HAVE VERY LITTLE 638 00:27:54,306 --> 00:27:55,374 CHANCE OF EVER GETTING 639 00:27:55,374 --> 00:27:56,876 SUSIE HOMEWRECKER'S SOUL BACK. 640 00:27:56,876 --> 00:27:58,144 >> WELL, YOU GOT TO FIX HER! 641 00:27:58,144 --> 00:27:59,378 I MEAN, YOU GOT TO HELP HER! 642 00:27:59,378 --> 00:28:01,981 >> I'M NOT INTO EXORCISM, MAN. 643 00:28:01,981 --> 00:28:04,751 BUT, UH, THERE'S THIS GUY -- 644 00:28:04,751 --> 00:28:06,418 UH, JOHNNY PRIEST. YEAH. 645 00:28:06,418 --> 00:28:08,054 HE'S THE ONLY GUY I KNOW THAT'S 646 00:28:08,054 --> 00:28:09,488 EVER DONE THIS ON THE DOWNLOW. 647 00:28:09,488 --> 00:28:11,157 AND THIS CAT HAS SEEN SOME SHIT, 648 00:28:11,157 --> 00:28:12,091 I WILL TELL YOU. 649 00:28:12,091 --> 00:28:14,060 ONCE HE GOT HIS NIPPLE SPLIT IN 650 00:28:14,060 --> 00:28:15,995 HALF BY A FORKED-TONGUE DEMON. 651 00:28:15,995 --> 00:28:16,528 >> DAMN. 652 00:28:16,528 --> 00:28:18,364 >> AND ONE TIME HE EVEN DID AN 653 00:28:18,364 --> 00:28:20,266 EXORCISM ON A PLANE -- A FUCKING 654 00:28:20,266 --> 00:28:22,334 PLANE! 655 00:28:22,334 --> 00:28:24,170 BUT, UM... 656 00:28:24,170 --> 00:28:25,838 YEAH, NOW HE'S JUST DOING 657 00:28:25,838 --> 00:28:27,339 SHOTGUN WEDDINGS IN VEGAS. 658 00:28:27,339 --> 00:28:28,307 I DON'T KNOW. 659 00:28:28,307 --> 00:28:30,242 PROBABLY GOT HIS BRAIN FRIED -- 660 00:28:30,242 --> 00:28:32,211 TOO MANY EXORCISMS, ECSTASY, TOO 661 00:28:32,211 --> 00:28:33,245 MANY ERECTIONS. 662 00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:36,148 NOBODY GETS LAID LIKE AN 663 00:28:36,148 --> 00:28:37,283 EXORCISM PRIEST. 664 00:28:37,283 --> 00:28:39,218 >> NO SHIT? 665 00:28:39,218 --> 00:28:40,352 >> YEAH. 666 00:28:40,352 --> 00:28:42,989 THIS GUY CAN'T BE REAL. 667 00:28:42,989 --> 00:28:47,226 >> HE'S REAL AS SANTA CLAUS. 668 00:28:47,226 --> 00:28:48,527 >> VEGAS IT IS, MAN. 669 00:28:48,527 --> 00:28:50,129 I'LL GO START THE VAN. 670 00:28:50,129 --> 00:28:51,230 YOU GET DOREEN. 671 00:28:51,230 --> 00:28:52,832 >> HOLD IT. 672 00:28:52,832 --> 00:28:55,467 HERE. 673 00:28:55,467 --> 00:28:59,371 THESE ARE HIGH-DOSAGE PROPOFOL 674 00:28:59,371 --> 00:29:01,407 SYRINGES. 675 00:29:01,407 --> 00:29:03,876 THIS WILL STOP BIGFOOT ON A 676 00:29:03,876 --> 00:29:05,511 CRYSTAL-METH BENDER. 677 00:29:05,511 --> 00:29:08,280 THE TRICK IS YOU GOT TO STAB THE 678 00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:09,348 CRAZY BITCH WITH 'EM. 679 00:29:09,348 --> 00:29:11,350 >> HEY. 680 00:29:11,350 --> 00:29:13,319 >> PARDON ME. 681 00:29:13,319 --> 00:29:15,321 POKE THE BEAUTIFUL BRIDE. 682 00:29:18,157 --> 00:29:21,060 >> ANY TIME, FELLAS. 683 00:29:22,261 --> 00:29:24,030 >> YOU'RE IT, MAN. 684 00:29:27,266 --> 00:29:30,102 >> SHIT. 685 00:29:30,102 --> 00:29:32,071 EASY. 686 00:29:32,071 --> 00:29:34,941 EASY, NOW. 687 00:29:44,016 --> 00:29:46,018 AAAAH! 688 00:29:49,555 --> 00:29:51,457 >> GOOD JOB, MAN. 689 00:29:56,195 --> 00:29:56,996 >> ALL RIGHT. 690 00:29:56,996 --> 00:29:58,464 THOSE SYRINGES SHOULD GIVE YOU A 691 00:29:58,464 --> 00:30:00,099 COUPLE HOURS OF QUIET TIME, BUT 692 00:30:00,099 --> 00:30:01,033 USE THEM WISELY. 693 00:30:01,033 --> 00:30:02,068 >> THANKS, BRODIAN. 694 00:30:02,068 --> 00:30:02,501 >> YEAH. 695 00:30:02,501 --> 00:30:04,036 LISTEN, WE REALLY APPRECIATE 696 00:30:04,036 --> 00:30:04,370 THIS. 697 00:30:04,370 --> 00:30:05,872 I'M SORRY WE FUCKED UP YOUR 698 00:30:05,872 --> 00:30:06,873 HOUSE A LITTLE BIT. 699 00:30:06,873 --> 00:30:08,240 >> WELL, THE FIRST TIME I SAW 700 00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:09,641 YOU, I SOCKED YOU IN THE FACE. 701 00:30:09,641 --> 00:30:11,277 CAN'T ALWAYS SAY SOMETHING LIKE 702 00:30:11,277 --> 00:30:11,610 THAT. 703 00:30:12,411 --> 00:30:14,080 ALL RIGHT. GOOD LUCK. TAKE CARE. 704 00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:15,481 YOU GET IN TROUBLE, DON'T CALL 705 00:30:15,481 --> 00:30:15,948 ME. 706 00:30:15,948 --> 00:30:18,017 >> YOU GOT IT. 707 00:30:51,918 --> 00:30:55,021 >> THAT'LL BE $16.24. 708 00:30:55,021 --> 00:30:58,324 >> KEEP THE CHANGE. 709 00:31:36,328 --> 00:31:38,030 >> I'M GONNA BE AN 8-FINGER 710 00:31:38,030 --> 00:31:40,499 WIDOW. 711 00:31:40,499 --> 00:31:41,333 >> IT'S "WIDOWER." 712 00:31:41,333 --> 00:31:42,501 AND DON'T TALK LIKE THAT, MAN. 713 00:31:42,501 --> 00:31:43,735 I'M NOT GONNA LET MY SISTER DIE. 714 00:31:43,735 --> 00:31:45,004 >> WHAT -- ALL OF A SUDDEN, 715 00:31:45,004 --> 00:31:45,404 YOU CARE? 716 00:31:45,404 --> 00:31:46,538 YOU HAVEN'T TALKED TO HER IN 717 00:31:46,538 --> 00:31:47,739 FIVE YEARS, AND ALL OF A SUDDEN, 718 00:31:47,739 --> 00:31:49,175 YOU SHOW UP AND YOU'RE SUPERMAN? 719 00:31:49,175 --> 00:31:50,342 >> LOOK, I'M JUST TRYING TO STAY 720 00:31:50,342 --> 00:31:51,343 POSITIVE HERE, ALL RIGHT? 721 00:31:51,343 --> 00:31:52,444 YOU NEED TO DO THE SAME THING. 722 00:31:52,444 --> 00:31:53,512 >> WHAT, YOU DON'T THINK I'M 723 00:31:53,512 --> 00:31:54,480 TRYING TO STAY POSITIVE? 724 00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:56,048 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. 725 00:31:56,048 --> 00:31:57,449 >> YOU MADE A COMMITMENT. 726 00:31:57,449 --> 00:31:59,185 WHAT IF YOU LOST YOUR JOB OR 727 00:31:59,185 --> 00:32:00,752 DOREEN GOT FAT OR ONE OF YOUR 728 00:32:00,752 --> 00:32:02,621 KIDS, UH, DIDN'T PASS 2nd GRADE? 729 00:32:02,621 --> 00:32:03,755 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO -- JUST 730 00:32:03,755 --> 00:32:04,490 GET UP AND RUN? 731 00:32:04,490 --> 00:32:05,691 >> WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING 732 00:32:05,691 --> 00:32:06,192 ABOUT? 733 00:32:06,192 --> 00:32:07,059 >> I'M TALKING ABOUT 734 00:32:07,059 --> 00:32:07,559 MARRIAGE, MAN. 735 00:32:07,559 --> 00:32:08,360 MARRIAGE IS WORK. 736 00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:09,028 >> OH, YEAH. 737 00:32:09,028 --> 00:32:10,229 LET'S JUST SKIP THIS WHOLE VEGAS 738 00:32:10,229 --> 00:32:10,629 TRIP, HUH? 739 00:32:10,629 --> 00:32:11,697 YOU CAN JUST DROP US OFF AT 740 00:32:11,697 --> 00:32:12,498 COUPLES' THERAPY. 741 00:32:12,498 --> 00:32:13,632 >> FOR BETTER OR WORSE, RIGHT? 742 00:32:13,632 --> 00:32:14,666 >> SAVE IT, ALL RIGHT? 743 00:32:14,666 --> 00:32:15,467 YOU KNOW WHAT? 744 00:32:15,467 --> 00:32:16,702 I THOUGHT THE WORST THING YOU 745 00:32:16,702 --> 00:32:18,137 COULD DO WAS ABANDON DOREEN. 746 00:32:18,137 --> 00:32:21,240 BUT NO -- YOU POSSESSED HER. 747 00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:21,707 >> WHOA, WHOA. 748 00:32:21,707 --> 00:32:22,774 HEY, I DIDN'T KNOW I WAS GONNA 749 00:32:22,774 --> 00:32:23,642 POSSESS HER, ALL RIGHT? 750 00:32:23,642 --> 00:32:24,610 AND I DIDN'T ABANDON HER, 751 00:32:24,610 --> 00:32:25,211 GOD DAMN IT. 752 00:32:25,211 --> 00:32:26,245 I HAD A LOT OF SHIT GOING ON 753 00:32:26,245 --> 00:32:26,745 THEN, ALL RIGHT? 754 00:32:26,745 --> 00:32:27,779 >> HER MOTHER DIED. 755 00:32:27,779 --> 00:32:29,415 AND HER BIG BROTHER JUST WALKED 756 00:32:29,415 --> 00:32:30,482 OFF WITH SOME FLOOZY? 757 00:32:30,482 --> 00:32:32,184 >> IT'S NOT WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE, 758 00:32:32,184 --> 00:32:32,684 ALL RIGHT? 759 00:32:32,684 --> 00:32:34,220 >> AND SHE SAID THAT HER BIG 760 00:32:34,220 --> 00:32:35,654 BROTHER WAS GONNA COME BACK AND 761 00:32:35,654 --> 00:32:38,090 GET HER, AND YOU NEVER EVEN 762 00:32:38,090 --> 00:32:39,191 FRICKING CALLED. 763 00:32:39,191 --> 00:32:40,792 SO, I HOPE THAT PIECE OF ASS WAS 764 00:32:40,792 --> 00:32:42,561 WORTH THE SOUL OF YOUR SISTER. 765 00:32:42,561 --> 00:32:44,296 AND DON'T COME IN HERE PLAYING 766 00:32:44,296 --> 00:32:45,797 HERO, SAYING, "I'M GONNA SAVE 767 00:32:45,797 --> 00:32:46,532 THE DAY." 768 00:32:46,532 --> 00:32:48,400 I HATE THAT SHIT... 769 00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:49,768 BECAUSE YOU COULDN'T SAVE A 770 00:32:49,768 --> 00:32:51,303 PIECE OF BACON FROM A VEGAN 771 00:32:51,303 --> 00:32:52,138 DINNER PARTY. 772 00:32:52,138 --> 00:32:53,172 JUST MADE THAT UP. 773 00:32:53,172 --> 00:32:54,340 >> OH, REALLY? REALLY? 774 00:32:54,340 --> 00:32:56,075 I SAVED YOUR FINGERS, YOU LITTLE 775 00:32:56,075 --> 00:32:57,076 FUCKER, DIDN'T I? 776 00:32:57,076 --> 00:32:57,476 >> WOW. 777 00:32:57,476 --> 00:32:59,045 >> AND THAT PIECE OF ASS -- I 778 00:32:59,045 --> 00:33:00,212 MARRIED HER, ALL RIGHT? 779 00:33:00,212 --> 00:33:01,613 YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT SHIT, DID 780 00:33:01,613 --> 00:33:02,114 YOU? 781 00:33:02,114 --> 00:33:03,482 I NEVER TOLD DOREEN ABOUT IT. 782 00:33:03,482 --> 00:33:04,583 I NEVER TOLD ANYBODY. 783 00:33:04,583 --> 00:33:06,352 AFTER OUR MAMA DIED, I WAS 784 00:33:06,352 --> 00:33:08,354 JUST -- FUCK, MAN, I WAS JUST SO 785 00:33:08,354 --> 00:33:10,389 GODDAMN LONELY AND FUCKING HURT. 786 00:33:10,389 --> 00:33:11,457 I WAS CONFUSED, MAN. 787 00:33:11,457 --> 00:33:12,724 I BARELY REMEMBER MY DADDY. 788 00:33:12,724 --> 00:33:14,260 I DIDN'T KNOW WHO THE HELL I 789 00:33:14,260 --> 00:33:15,327 WAS. 790 00:33:15,327 --> 00:33:16,795 AND THEN BELLA CAME ALONG, MAN. 791 00:33:16,795 --> 00:33:18,430 FUCK, SHE CHANGED MY LIFE, YOU 792 00:33:18,430 --> 00:33:18,797 KNOW? 793 00:33:18,797 --> 00:33:20,299 SHE WAS LIKE THE GIRL OF MY 794 00:33:20,299 --> 00:33:20,732 DREAMS. 795 00:33:20,732 --> 00:33:22,434 SHE WAS JUST SO FUCKING COOL AND 796 00:33:22,434 --> 00:33:23,735 H-H-HOT. 797 00:33:23,735 --> 00:33:25,071 SHE HAD PERFECT TITTIES, MAN, 798 00:33:25,071 --> 00:33:26,105 LIKE TWO LITTLE SCOOPS OF 799 00:33:26,105 --> 00:33:27,206 VANILLA ICE CREAM, YOU KNOW? 800 00:33:27,206 --> 00:33:28,374 I JUST WANTED TO LICK THEM ALL 801 00:33:28,374 --> 00:33:28,740 THE TIME. 802 00:33:28,740 --> 00:33:30,076 AND SHE GAVE THE BEST FUCKING 803 00:33:30,076 --> 00:33:30,809 PULLING SQUIRTS, BRO. 804 00:33:30,809 --> 00:33:32,144 BUT SHE MADE ME WAIT TILL OUR 805 00:33:32,144 --> 00:33:33,312 WEDDING NIGHT, RIGHT, TO MOUNT 806 00:33:33,312 --> 00:33:33,645 THAT -- 807 00:33:33,645 --> 00:33:34,513 >> OKAY! ALL RIGHT! 808 00:33:34,513 --> 00:33:35,414 TRAVIS, I DON'T CARE. 809 00:33:35,414 --> 00:33:36,548 IN CASE YOU FORGOT, DOREEN IS 810 00:33:36,548 --> 00:33:37,149 POSSESSED! 811 00:33:37,149 --> 00:33:37,549 >> YEAH?! 812 00:33:37,549 --> 00:33:39,451 WELL, MY WIFE HAD A DICK! 813 00:33:44,456 --> 00:33:45,457 >> WHAT? 814 00:33:45,457 --> 00:33:49,728 >> I'M NOT GONNA SAY IT AGAIN. 815 00:33:49,728 --> 00:33:51,763 >> SH-- 816 00:33:51,763 --> 00:33:52,698 SHE HAD A WHAT? 817 00:33:52,698 --> 00:33:53,465 >> A DICK! 818 00:33:53,465 --> 00:33:54,266 JESUS, MAN! 819 00:33:54,266 --> 00:33:55,634 THE WHOLE THING WAS JUST A 820 00:33:55,634 --> 00:33:56,468 GODDAMN LIE! 821 00:33:56,468 --> 00:33:57,869 ALL THE FUCKING TUGGIES AND 822 00:33:57,869 --> 00:33:59,538 MOUTH SEX WAS JUST A PLOY FOR 823 00:33:59,538 --> 00:34:01,173 HER TO GET CITIZENSHIP, MAN. 824 00:34:01,173 --> 00:34:02,474 SHE NEVER EVEN LOVED ME! 825 00:34:02,474 --> 00:34:04,176 THAT'S THE WORST GODDAMN PART, 826 00:34:04,176 --> 00:34:04,510 MAN. 827 00:34:04,510 --> 00:34:05,811 SHE JUST USED ME -- TOOK 828 00:34:05,811 --> 00:34:07,413 ADVANTAGE OF A WEAK MAN WHO 829 00:34:07,413 --> 00:34:09,348 LIKED TO HAVE HIS PENIS PULLED. 830 00:34:11,617 --> 00:34:12,784 >> YOU GOT TO REMEMBER, YOU 831 00:34:12,784 --> 00:34:13,785 COULD HAVE CAME BACK. 832 00:34:13,785 --> 00:34:14,853 >> YOU DON'T THINK I TRIED, 833 00:34:14,853 --> 00:34:15,354 MAN?! 834 00:34:15,354 --> 00:34:16,255 I COULDN'T COME BACK. 835 00:34:16,255 --> 00:34:17,423 I WAS TOO GODDAMN EMBARRASSED. 836 00:34:17,423 --> 00:34:18,657 MY MAMA JUST DIED, AND I RAN OFF 837 00:34:18,657 --> 00:34:19,758 WITH A CHICK WITH A DICK THE 838 00:34:19,758 --> 00:34:21,327 SIZE OF A FUCKING PRINGLES CAN. 839 00:34:21,327 --> 00:34:22,528 HOW DO YOU COME BACK FROM 840 00:34:22,528 --> 00:34:23,529 SOMETHING LIKE THAT? 841 00:34:23,529 --> 00:34:24,730 I LEFT MY SISTER, MY LIFE, 842 00:34:24,730 --> 00:34:25,464 EVERYTHING. 843 00:34:25,464 --> 00:34:25,897 FOR WHAT? 844 00:34:25,897 --> 00:34:27,199 FOR A LIE -- FOR A GODDAMN 845 00:34:27,199 --> 00:34:27,733 FUCKING LIE! 846 00:34:27,733 --> 00:34:29,201 >> JUST CALM DOWN! I-IT'S OKAY. 847 00:34:29,201 --> 00:34:29,801 JUST CALM DOWN. 848 00:34:29,801 --> 00:34:31,237 >> DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN, 849 00:34:31,237 --> 00:34:31,737 GOD DAMN IT! 850 00:34:31,737 --> 00:34:32,371 I'M CALM! 851 00:34:32,371 --> 00:34:32,904 >> ALL RIGHT. 852 00:34:32,904 --> 00:34:34,906 PEOPLE GET MANIPULATED. 853 00:34:34,906 --> 00:34:36,775 IN HIGH SCHOOL, I WAS A DORK. 854 00:34:36,775 --> 00:34:38,477 >> LIKE I DIDN'T FUCKING KNOW 855 00:34:38,477 --> 00:34:38,810 THAT. 856 00:34:38,810 --> 00:34:40,179 THAT'S NOT A FUCKING SECRET. 857 00:34:40,179 --> 00:34:40,879 YOU'RE A DORK RIGHT NOW, 858 00:34:40,879 --> 00:34:41,513 MOTHERFUCKER. 859 00:34:41,513 --> 00:34:42,514 >> LISTEN. LISTEN. 860 00:34:42,514 --> 00:34:44,383 THERE WAS THIS CHEERLEADER -- 861 00:34:44,383 --> 00:34:45,384 CAPTAIN. 862 00:34:45,384 --> 00:34:47,719 HER NAME WAS STACY JACOBSON. 863 00:34:47,719 --> 00:34:49,255 SHE ASKED ME TO PROM. 864 00:34:49,255 --> 00:34:50,422 >> NO SHIT. WAS SHE HOT? 865 00:34:50,422 --> 00:34:52,424 >> OH, GOD DAMN. 866 00:34:52,424 --> 00:34:54,160 >> RIGHT ON. OKAY. GO AHEAD. 867 00:34:54,160 --> 00:34:55,727 >> AND SO, YOU KNOW, IN HIGH 868 00:34:55,727 --> 00:34:57,629 SCHOOL, I WAS THIS OUTSIDER, AND 869 00:34:57,629 --> 00:34:59,431 ALL OF A SUDDEN, I STARTED TO 870 00:34:59,431 --> 00:35:00,766 BECOME POPULAR WITH THE 871 00:35:00,766 --> 00:35:02,501 IN CROWD, ACCEPTED. 872 00:35:02,501 --> 00:35:04,470 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? 873 00:35:04,470 --> 00:35:05,604 THE WHOLE THING WAS 874 00:35:05,604 --> 00:35:06,572 A GODDAMN BET. 875 00:35:06,572 --> 00:35:09,508 BROKE ME DOWN. 876 00:35:09,508 --> 00:35:10,442 AND IT WAS JUST BECAUSE HER 877 00:35:10,442 --> 00:35:11,477 FRIENDS DIDN'T THINK THEY COULD 878 00:35:11,477 --> 00:35:14,680 MAKE ME PROM KING. 879 00:35:14,680 --> 00:35:15,847 >> B-U-DOUBLE-L-SHIT, MAN. 880 00:35:15,847 --> 00:35:17,349 THAT'S JUST THE PLOT OF EVERY 881 00:35:17,349 --> 00:35:18,584 FUCKING TEEN MOVIE THEY EVER 882 00:35:18,584 --> 00:35:18,884 MADE. 883 00:35:18,884 --> 00:35:19,951 >> OKAY. YOU'RE RIGHT. 884 00:35:19,951 --> 00:35:21,453 I'M SORRY, BUT, YOU KNOW, I 885 00:35:21,453 --> 00:35:22,854 REALLY DON'T HAVE ANYTHING THAT 886 00:35:22,854 --> 00:35:24,523 COULD COMPARE TO A TRANNY WITH A 887 00:35:24,523 --> 00:35:26,425 DICK. 888 00:35:26,425 --> 00:35:27,759 BUT... 889 00:35:27,759 --> 00:35:30,496 YOU GOT TO REALIZE SOMETHING. 890 00:35:30,496 --> 00:35:33,365 ALL THE WRONGS... 891 00:35:33,365 --> 00:35:35,267 YOU CAN MAKE RIGHT. 892 00:35:35,267 --> 00:35:36,435 >> YEAH. STAY POSITIVE, MAN. 893 00:35:36,435 --> 00:35:37,603 STAY POSITIVE. THAT'S RIGHT. 894 00:35:37,603 --> 00:35:38,537 WE CAN SAVE DOREEN. 895 00:35:38,537 --> 00:35:39,671 WE CAN FUCKING SAVE DOREEN! 896 00:35:39,671 --> 00:35:40,606 >> HELL, YEAH, BABY! 897 00:35:40,606 --> 00:35:41,373 >> FUCK, YEAH! 898 00:35:41,373 --> 00:35:42,208 >> FUCKIN' RIGHT! 899 00:35:42,208 --> 00:35:42,774 >> FUCK, YEAH! 900 00:35:42,774 --> 00:35:43,975 WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO PULL OVER 901 00:35:43,975 --> 00:35:44,743 FIRST, THOUGH. 902 00:35:44,743 --> 00:35:46,645 MY GIRL NEEDS GO-GO JUICE. 903 00:36:06,565 --> 00:36:07,699 LISTEN, MAN, I'M -- I'M SORRY 904 00:36:07,699 --> 00:36:08,834 ABOUT LAYING ALL THAT SHIT ON 905 00:36:08,834 --> 00:36:09,568 YOU, YOU KNOW? 906 00:36:09,568 --> 00:36:10,769 YOU DIDN'T NEED TO HEAR ALL THAT 907 00:36:10,769 --> 00:36:13,372 ABOUT MY EX-WIFE AND EVERYTHING. 908 00:36:13,372 --> 00:36:14,873 >> YOU MEAN THE ONE WITH THE 909 00:36:14,873 --> 00:36:15,441 DICK? 910 00:36:15,441 --> 00:36:16,875 >> YEAH, HANK -- THAT ONE. 911 00:36:16,875 --> 00:36:17,643 THANK YOU. 912 00:36:17,643 --> 00:36:19,311 DON'T SAY NOTHING TO DOREEN 913 00:36:19,311 --> 00:36:20,479 ABOUT IT, ALL RIGHT? 914 00:36:20,479 --> 00:36:22,013 I DON'T WANT HER FINDING OUT. 915 00:36:22,013 --> 00:36:23,949 >> YEAH. I GUESS THAT WOULD BE 916 00:36:23,949 --> 00:36:24,950 EMBARRASSING. 917 00:36:38,264 --> 00:36:40,031 >> EMBARRASSING? 918 00:36:40,031 --> 00:36:42,901 DID SHE BREAK YOUR HEART, 919 00:36:42,901 --> 00:36:43,569 TRAVIS? 920 00:36:43,569 --> 00:36:44,670 >> SHE'S UP AGAIN. 921 00:36:44,670 --> 00:36:45,737 >> NO SHIT, DUDE. 922 00:36:45,737 --> 00:36:47,038 WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO? 923 00:36:47,038 --> 00:36:48,540 >> SHOULD WE SEDATE HER? 924 00:36:48,540 --> 00:36:49,875 I DON'T -- IS THAT SAFE? 925 00:36:49,875 --> 00:36:50,909 >> SAFE FOR WHO? 926 00:36:50,909 --> 00:36:53,044 >> DOREEN, YOU IDIOT! 927 00:36:53,044 --> 00:36:54,446 >> GO BACK THERE AND DUCT-TAPE 928 00:36:54,446 --> 00:36:54,880 HER AGAIN. 929 00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:56,282 >> I'LL TELL YOU WHAT -- YOU GO 930 00:36:56,282 --> 00:36:57,449 BACK THERE AND DUCT-TAPE HER, 931 00:36:57,449 --> 00:36:57,883 ALL RIGHT? 932 00:36:57,883 --> 00:36:59,318 >> YOU WANT ME TO FUCKING CRASH 933 00:36:59,318 --> 00:36:59,685 THE CAR? 934 00:36:59,685 --> 00:37:00,419 >> I'LL DRIVE! 935 00:37:00,419 --> 00:37:00,719 >> NO. 936 00:37:00,719 --> 00:37:01,820 YOU'RE NOT DRIVING MY VAN. 937 00:37:01,820 --> 00:37:03,054 >> HEY, TRAVIS, YOUR MOTHER'S IN 938 00:37:03,054 --> 00:37:04,523 HELL WITH US. 939 00:37:04,523 --> 00:37:06,658 >> SHUT YOUR HOLE, DEVIL! 940 00:37:06,658 --> 00:37:09,328 >> SO IS DOREEN. 941 00:37:09,328 --> 00:37:10,962 >> DAMN IT! I SAID, "ZIP IT!" 942 00:37:10,962 --> 00:37:13,632 >> WHY DON'T YOU COME BACK HERE? 943 00:37:13,632 --> 00:37:14,966 FUCK ME. 944 00:37:14,966 --> 00:37:16,034 >> OH, SHIT. 945 00:37:16,034 --> 00:37:19,070 >> OOH. 946 00:37:19,070 --> 00:37:22,374 YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO. 947 00:37:22,374 --> 00:37:24,843 I HAVE EVERYTHING YOU NEED, 948 00:37:24,843 --> 00:37:26,645 TRAVIS... 949 00:37:26,645 --> 00:37:31,883 YOUR MOTHER, YOUR SISTER, YOUR 950 00:37:31,883 --> 00:37:33,752 DICK. 951 00:37:33,752 --> 00:37:36,422 >> WHAT THE FUCK?! 952 00:37:38,924 --> 00:37:40,692 YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A 953 00:37:40,692 --> 00:37:42,027 J.C. PENNEY MODEL! 954 00:37:42,027 --> 00:37:44,095 >> SHUT U-U-U-U-U-U-U-P! 955 00:37:44,095 --> 00:37:46,598 NO. NO, NO. NO! STOP, PLEASE! 956 00:37:46,598 --> 00:37:48,033 >> DAMN IT, HANK! 957 00:37:48,033 --> 00:37:50,636 HELL, HOLD HER DOWN! 958 00:37:50,636 --> 00:37:53,472 HEY, BREATHE, MAN! BREATHE! 959 00:37:53,472 --> 00:37:55,441 I'LL DO IT. 960 00:37:55,441 --> 00:37:58,344 AAAAAAAAH! 961 00:38:06,818 --> 00:38:10,822 WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT? 962 00:38:10,822 --> 00:38:11,890 >> I HAD A PANIC ATTACK. 963 00:38:11,890 --> 00:38:13,058 >> YOU THINK I DON'T PANIC?! 964 00:38:13,058 --> 00:38:14,125 BUT I MANAGED TO PULL IT 965 00:38:14,125 --> 00:38:15,494 TOGETHER AND GET SHIT DONE! 966 00:38:15,494 --> 00:38:16,628 YOU PULL THAT AGAIN, YOU'RE 967 00:38:16,628 --> 00:38:17,796 GONNA BE ON THE SIDE OF THE 968 00:38:17,796 --> 00:38:18,096 ROAD. 969 00:38:18,096 --> 00:38:18,797 >> TRAVIS -- 970 00:38:18,797 --> 00:38:20,699 >> DON'T "TRAVIS" ME! 971 00:38:26,938 --> 00:38:28,840 YOU GOT A WASHROOM? 972 00:39:04,743 --> 00:39:05,944 >> DO YOU REMEMBER 973 00:39:05,944 --> 00:39:08,780 THE FIRST TIME... 974 00:39:08,780 --> 00:39:13,885 I TOLD YOU I LOVED YOU? 975 00:39:13,885 --> 00:39:15,754 YOU WERE GARDENING OUTSIDE, AND 976 00:39:15,754 --> 00:39:17,155 YOU WERE COVERED IN DIRT. 977 00:39:17,155 --> 00:39:19,024 I'M TALKING HEAD-TO-TOE COVERED 978 00:39:19,024 --> 00:39:24,062 IN DIRT. 979 00:39:24,062 --> 00:39:25,897 AND YOU PUT A LITTLE DIRT 980 00:39:25,897 --> 00:39:27,866 MUSTACHE ON YOU AND A LITTLE 981 00:39:27,866 --> 00:39:32,504 GOATEE MUSTACHE ON YOU. 982 00:39:32,504 --> 00:39:34,506 AND YOU WALKED UP TO ME, AND YOU 983 00:39:34,506 --> 00:39:36,408 ASKED ME TO CALL YOU "ROLANDO." 984 00:39:41,513 --> 00:39:43,415 AND THEN YOU KISSED ME. 985 00:39:51,723 --> 00:39:56,962 BABY, I LOVE YOU. 986 00:39:56,962 --> 00:39:58,897 AND I MISS YOU. 987 00:39:58,897 --> 00:40:00,566 AND I JUST WANT THINGS TO GO 988 00:40:00,566 --> 00:40:02,033 BACK TO, YOU KNOW, WHEN THEY 989 00:40:02,033 --> 00:40:03,802 WERE SIMPLE, AND YOU'D PROBABLY 990 00:40:03,802 --> 00:40:05,571 JUST LAUGH AT ME AND TELL ME TO 991 00:40:05,571 --> 00:40:12,110 RELAX. 992 00:40:12,110 --> 00:40:14,012 I'M GONNA FAIL WITHOUT YOU 993 00:40:14,012 --> 00:40:15,947 BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW HOW TO 994 00:40:15,947 --> 00:40:18,484 SUCCEED... 995 00:40:18,484 --> 00:40:24,022 WITHOUT YOU. 996 00:40:24,022 --> 00:40:25,857 SO, IF YOU'RE IN THERE AND YOU 997 00:40:25,857 --> 00:40:30,929 CAN HEAR ANY OF THIS... 998 00:40:30,929 --> 00:40:33,064 BABY GIRL, I JUST WANT YOU TO 999 00:40:33,064 --> 00:40:34,966 COME HOME. 1000 00:40:41,807 --> 00:40:44,710 JUST COME HOME, BABY GIRL. 1001 00:41:37,328 --> 00:41:39,264 >> HI. 1002 00:41:39,264 --> 00:41:40,999 SUDOKU. I LIKE THAT. 1003 00:41:40,999 --> 00:41:43,602 >> HEY, UM, IS YOUR FRIEND OKAY? 1004 00:41:43,602 --> 00:41:46,004 HE'S LOOKING LIKE HIS ARM'S KIND 1005 00:41:46,004 --> 00:41:47,172 OF JACKED UP. 1006 00:41:47,172 --> 00:41:48,674 >> OH, YEAH, YEAH. 1007 00:41:48,674 --> 00:41:50,842 HE, UH -- HE'S A TEST PILOT, AND 1008 00:41:50,842 --> 00:41:52,844 HE JUST HURT HIS FINGERS IN A 1009 00:41:52,844 --> 00:41:54,980 GARDENING ACCIDENT. 1010 00:41:54,980 --> 00:41:56,347 THE THING IS WE'RE TRYING TO GET 1011 00:41:56,347 --> 00:41:57,616 CROSS-COUNTRY TO SEE A 1012 00:41:57,616 --> 00:41:58,650 SPECIALIST, YOU KNOW? 1013 00:41:58,650 --> 00:41:59,851 BUT WE'RE A LITTLE SHORT ON 1014 00:41:59,851 --> 00:42:02,187 CASH, SO, UH... 1015 00:42:02,187 --> 00:42:03,955 HOW MUCH GASOLINE YOU THINK WE 1016 00:42:03,955 --> 00:42:05,190 CAN GET FOR 20 BUCKS? 1017 00:42:05,190 --> 00:42:08,093 >> $20 WORTH. 1018 00:42:08,093 --> 00:42:09,828 >> HOW MUCH CAN YOU REALLY GIVE? 1019 00:42:09,828 --> 00:42:12,664 >> $20 WORTH. 1020 00:42:12,664 --> 00:42:13,699 >> SWEET GIRL. 1021 00:42:13,699 --> 00:42:15,634 >> UM, YOUR VAN'S DRIVING OFF. 1022 00:42:15,634 --> 00:42:18,604 >> YEAH. 1023 00:42:18,604 --> 00:42:20,305 HANK! 1024 00:42:24,710 --> 00:42:28,814 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! 1025 00:42:28,814 --> 00:42:29,981 >> FINGERS, FINGERS, FINGERS, 1026 00:42:29,981 --> 00:42:30,348 FINGERS! 1027 00:42:31,082 --> 00:42:31,950 >> DON'T DO DRUGS! 1028 00:42:31,950 --> 00:42:34,285 TRAVIS, LET'S GO! 1029 00:42:34,285 --> 00:42:34,953 COME ON! 1030 00:42:34,953 --> 00:42:36,154 >> DUDE, YOUR FINGERS! 1031 00:42:36,154 --> 00:42:37,388 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WAIT! 1032 00:42:37,388 --> 00:42:39,290 SAFETY FIRST! 1033 00:42:56,007 --> 00:42:58,944 OH, CHECK IT OUT! 1034 00:43:01,913 --> 00:43:04,382 >> CUT IT OUT, MAN. 1035 00:43:04,382 --> 00:43:07,418 THIS CAR HANDLES LIKE A DREAM. 1036 00:43:07,418 --> 00:43:09,120 >> THIS VAN'S THE BOOBS. 1037 00:43:09,120 --> 00:43:11,056 I KIND OF FEEL BAD PISSING IN 1038 00:43:11,056 --> 00:43:11,990 IT, THOUGH. 1039 00:43:11,990 --> 00:43:13,324 >> HEY. 1040 00:43:13,324 --> 00:43:15,927 HEY, HEY, HEY, NO PISSING, MAN. 1041 00:43:15,927 --> 00:43:17,863 STOP -- STOP THE URINE. 1042 00:43:17,863 --> 00:43:21,733 STOP THE URINE. 1043 00:43:21,733 --> 00:43:23,334 >> ROAD SODA? 1044 00:43:23,334 --> 00:43:26,271 >> YEAH, YEAH. ROAD SODA. 1045 00:43:31,209 --> 00:43:34,880 AH, SO GOOD. 1046 00:43:37,115 --> 00:43:38,984 >> DID YOU HEAR SOMETHING? 1047 00:43:38,984 --> 00:43:40,919 >> I THINK IT WAS THE RADIO. 1048 00:43:40,919 --> 00:43:42,921 >> I THINK I'M TWEAKING, MAN. 1049 00:43:42,921 --> 00:43:44,690 I'M TWEAKING. 1050 00:43:44,690 --> 00:43:47,225 HEY, HEY, I'M TWEAKING. 1051 00:43:48,293 --> 00:43:50,195 THERE'S A LADY BACK THERE. 1052 00:43:51,096 --> 00:43:52,330 THERE'S NO LADY, MAN. 1053 00:43:52,330 --> 00:43:53,198 >> THERE IS! 1054 00:43:53,198 --> 00:43:55,000 >> THERE'S NO -- NO, THERE'S NO 1055 00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:55,400 LADY. 1056 00:43:55,400 --> 00:43:56,868 >> DUDE, CHECK IT OUT! 1057 00:43:56,868 --> 00:43:58,403 >> THERE'S A LADY BACK THERE, 1058 00:43:58,403 --> 00:43:58,937 MAN! 1059 00:43:58,937 --> 00:44:00,271 WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?! 1060 00:44:00,271 --> 00:44:01,306 GO CHECK IT OUT. 1061 00:44:01,306 --> 00:44:03,274 >> OH-HO! A LADY! 1062 00:44:03,274 --> 00:44:05,176 HO-HO! 1063 00:44:12,851 --> 00:44:14,753 I THINK THOSE GUYS SLIPPED THIS 1064 00:44:14,753 --> 00:44:15,787 CHICK A ROOFIE. 1065 00:44:15,787 --> 00:44:17,388 I DON'T KNOW WHAT THOSE GUYS 1066 00:44:17,388 --> 00:44:19,257 WERE PLANNING ON DOING TO YOU, 1067 00:44:19,257 --> 00:44:21,126 SWEETHEART, BUT DON'T WORRY -- 1068 00:44:21,126 --> 00:44:23,328 WE ARE GENTLEMEN. 1069 00:44:25,096 --> 00:44:27,398 >> HEY, HEY, I WANT TO SEE, MAN. 1070 00:44:27,398 --> 00:44:29,367 HEY, ARE HER EARS PIERCED? 1071 00:44:29,367 --> 00:44:33,739 >> YEAH, BUDDY -- PIERCED EARS. 1072 00:44:33,739 --> 00:44:35,206 >> THAT IS SO HOT. 1073 00:44:35,206 --> 00:44:36,942 >> YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL! 1074 00:44:36,942 --> 00:44:39,277 OH, WHAT'S THAT YOU GOT THERE? 1075 00:44:39,277 --> 00:44:41,780 IS THAT A LITTLE VOMIT ON YOUR 1076 00:44:41,780 --> 00:44:42,313 FACE? 1077 00:44:42,313 --> 00:44:46,017 AH, THAT'S MY KIND OF GIRL. 1078 00:44:46,017 --> 00:44:48,987 DO YOU, DRUNK, PASSED-OUT BRIDE, 1079 00:44:48,987 --> 00:44:51,322 TAKE ME TO BE YOUR LAWFUL 1080 00:44:51,322 --> 00:44:52,357 HUSBAND? 1081 00:44:52,357 --> 00:44:55,093 I DO! 1082 00:44:55,093 --> 00:44:57,929 OHH. I DO, TOO. 1083 00:44:57,929 --> 00:44:59,464 MARRY US, GATOR. 1084 00:44:59,464 --> 00:45:02,067 >> FROM THE POWER INVESTED 1085 00:45:02,067 --> 00:45:05,003 INSIDE OF ME, I ANNOUNCE YOU TO 1086 00:45:05,003 --> 00:45:06,537 BE MAN AND WIFE. 1087 00:45:06,537 --> 00:45:08,940 YOU CAN KISS THE BRIDE NOW. 1088 00:45:08,940 --> 00:45:10,275 >> OHH. 1089 00:45:10,275 --> 00:45:13,178 THANK GOD I FOUND YOU. 1090 00:45:17,115 --> 00:45:19,818 OHH! OHH! 1091 00:45:22,921 --> 00:45:24,823 >> DUDE, YOU MIGHT WANT TO SIT 1092 00:45:24,823 --> 00:45:25,824 THE FUCK DOWN. 1093 00:45:25,824 --> 00:45:30,295 IT SEEMS LIKE A GOOD IDEA. 1094 00:45:30,295 --> 00:45:32,063 HEY. 1095 00:45:32,063 --> 00:45:33,799 HEY. I'M GATOR. 1096 00:45:33,799 --> 00:45:36,101 >> ARE YOU A PRIEST? 1097 00:45:36,101 --> 00:45:39,404 >> NO, NO. I'M NOT A PRIEST. 1098 00:45:39,404 --> 00:45:43,208 HEY, YOU'VE GOT NICE HAIR. 1099 00:46:01,092 --> 00:46:02,393 I WISH THOSE LITTLE BASTARDS HAD 1100 00:46:02,393 --> 00:46:03,361 MOPEDS OR SOMETHING! 1101 00:46:03,361 --> 00:46:04,562 >> WE GOT TO FIGURE SOMETHING 1102 00:46:04,562 --> 00:46:05,196 ELSE OUT! 1103 00:46:05,196 --> 00:46:06,464 WE'RE NOT GONNA CATCH THEM LIKE 1104 00:46:06,464 --> 00:46:06,965 THIS! 1105 00:46:06,965 --> 00:46:08,233 >> SHUSH! SHE'S TALKING TO ME! 1106 00:46:08,233 --> 00:46:09,034 >> WHO? DOREEN? 1107 00:46:09,034 --> 00:46:10,201 YOU GUYS CAN DO THAT? 1108 00:46:10,201 --> 00:46:11,903 >> NO, YOU IDIOT -- BLACK MAMA! 1109 00:46:11,903 --> 00:46:13,204 >> YEAH, I HEAR HER, TOO! 1110 00:46:13,204 --> 00:46:14,873 SHE'S SAYING, "I'M BLACK MAMA! 1111 00:46:14,873 --> 00:46:16,441 I'M BIG! I'M BLACK! I'M SLUTTY!" 1112 00:46:16,441 --> 00:46:18,076 >> YOU WATCH WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT 1113 00:46:18,076 --> 00:46:18,476 MY VAN! 1114 00:46:18,476 --> 00:46:19,477 SHOW SOME RESPECT! 1115 00:46:19,477 --> 00:46:20,846 NO! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! 1116 00:46:20,846 --> 00:46:22,047 THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING! 1117 00:46:22,047 --> 00:46:23,281 >> WHAT IS THAT -- DOREEN?! 1118 00:46:23,281 --> 00:46:25,483 DOREEN! 1119 00:46:28,386 --> 00:46:29,387 >> AAAAAH! 1120 00:46:29,387 --> 00:46:31,056 >> SON OF A BITCH! 1121 00:46:31,056 --> 00:46:34,025 >> SHE BIT MY EAR OFF! 1122 00:46:34,025 --> 00:46:35,160 >> WHAT'S WHAT YOU GET, 1123 00:46:35,160 --> 00:46:35,894 GOD DAMN IT! 1124 00:46:35,894 --> 00:46:36,928 >> HA HA! I GOT HER! 1125 00:46:36,928 --> 00:46:38,964 NO! AAAAAAAH! 1126 00:46:38,964 --> 00:46:42,067 STOP IT! HELP ME! TRAVIS! 1127 00:46:42,067 --> 00:46:42,400 HURRY! 1128 00:46:42,400 --> 00:46:43,368 >> YOU GOT TO DO IT. 1129 00:46:43,368 --> 00:46:44,269 KEEP HER A SECOND. 1130 00:46:44,269 --> 00:46:46,337 >> AAH! OH, NO! NO! 1131 00:46:46,337 --> 00:46:47,472 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! 1132 00:46:47,472 --> 00:46:48,573 AAH! AAH! 1133 00:46:48,573 --> 00:46:50,408 ARE YOU FUCKING SICK?! 1134 00:46:50,408 --> 00:46:51,542 ARE YOU FUCKING SICK?! 1135 00:46:51,542 --> 00:46:53,111 >> RELAX! I'M ON TO SOMETHING! 1136 00:46:53,111 --> 00:46:57,115 >> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! 1137 00:46:57,115 --> 00:46:59,584 >> HEY, SIS. 1138 00:46:59,584 --> 00:47:01,920 DOWN THE CHUTE, DOREEN. 1139 00:47:01,920 --> 00:47:07,458 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! 1140 00:47:10,295 --> 00:47:11,396 IS IT BAD, MAN? 1141 00:47:11,396 --> 00:47:12,931 TELL ME IT'S NOT BAD. 1142 00:47:12,931 --> 00:47:14,099 TELL ME! TELL ME! 1143 00:47:14,099 --> 00:47:16,101 >> WELL, YOU GOT SOME FRONT-END 1144 00:47:16,101 --> 00:47:18,303 DAMAGE, PLUS YOU WERE TOWED. 1145 00:47:18,303 --> 00:47:20,005 WITH ALL THE BLOOD AND MESS WE 1146 00:47:20,005 --> 00:47:21,439 GOT TO CLEAN OUT OF IT, IT'S 1147 00:47:21,439 --> 00:47:23,041 GONNA COST YOU JUST A LITTLE 1148 00:47:23,041 --> 00:47:23,641 OVER A "G." 1149 00:47:23,641 --> 00:47:24,342 >> A WHAT?! 1150 00:47:24,342 --> 00:47:25,610 I AIN'T GOT THAT KIND OF MONEY 1151 00:47:25,610 --> 00:47:26,311 ON ME, MAN! 1152 00:47:26,311 --> 00:47:27,612 HANK, YOU GOT THAT KIND OF CASH 1153 00:47:27,612 --> 00:47:28,213 ON YOU?! 1154 00:47:28,213 --> 00:47:29,147 >> NOT ON ME, MAN. 1155 00:47:29,147 --> 00:47:30,381 I MEAN, I SPENT IT ALL ON GAS 1156 00:47:30,381 --> 00:47:31,516 AND FRICKIN' PAINKILLERS. 1157 00:47:31,516 --> 00:47:32,250 >> SHIT! 1158 00:47:32,250 --> 00:47:34,019 >> SO, WHAT DO YOU FELLAS WANT 1159 00:47:34,019 --> 00:47:34,585 ME TO DO? 1160 00:47:34,585 --> 00:47:35,954 >> I NEED YOU TO FIX IT, ALL 1161 00:47:35,954 --> 00:47:36,321 RIGHT?! 1162 00:47:36,321 --> 00:47:36,988 WE NEED IT! 1163 00:47:36,988 --> 00:47:38,223 I'M TRYING TO GET AN EXORCISM 1164 00:47:38,223 --> 00:47:39,490 FOR MY WIFE, AND, WELL, FIX IT, 1165 00:47:39,490 --> 00:47:40,158 ALL RIGHT?! 1166 00:47:40,158 --> 00:47:40,691 >> ALL RIGHT. 1167 00:47:40,691 --> 00:47:42,127 WE'LL HAVE IT READY BY THE END 1168 00:47:42,127 --> 00:47:43,261 OF THE DAY FOR YOU FELLAS. 1169 00:47:43,261 --> 00:47:44,062 >> THANK YOU! 1170 00:47:44,062 --> 00:47:45,130 BE GENTLE WITH HER -- 1171 00:47:45,130 --> 00:47:46,064 YOU HEAR ME?! -- 1172 00:47:46,064 --> 00:47:47,098 LIKE SHE'S YOUR OWN! 1173 00:47:47,098 --> 00:47:48,399 WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO, HANK?! 1174 00:47:48,399 --> 00:47:49,700 EVEN IF WE POOL OUR MONEY, WE 1175 00:47:49,700 --> 00:47:51,269 AIN'T GOT ENOUGH TO MAKE IT TO 1176 00:47:51,269 --> 00:47:52,437 VEGAS, LET ALONE FIX PAM! 1177 00:47:52,437 --> 00:47:52,971 >> HEY! 1178 00:47:52,971 --> 00:47:53,972 >> AH, MY MAIN MAN, EASY! 1179 00:47:53,972 --> 00:47:54,605 >> LISTEN! LISTEN! 1180 00:47:54,605 --> 00:47:55,340 YOU CHILL OUT! 1181 00:47:55,340 --> 00:47:55,974 YOU MAN UP! 1182 00:47:55,974 --> 00:47:56,641 YOU MAN THE FUCK UP! 1183 00:47:56,641 --> 00:47:57,375 >> I AM A MAN! 1184 00:47:57,375 --> 00:47:58,543 I'M A MAN WHO'S IN LOVE WITH A 1185 00:47:58,543 --> 00:47:59,644 WOMAN, AND THE WOMAN IS THAT 1186 00:47:59,644 --> 00:48:00,511 VAN, AND SHE'S DYING 1187 00:48:00,511 --> 00:48:01,179 ON ME, HANK! 1188 00:48:01,179 --> 00:48:03,481 YOU HEAR ME?! 1189 00:48:03,481 --> 00:48:04,615 DAMN IT! 1190 00:48:04,615 --> 00:48:06,517 >> SHIT. 1191 00:48:09,120 --> 00:48:11,356 >> DAMN IT! SHIT! 1192 00:48:11,356 --> 00:48:12,623 >> SHE'S SO FAST! 1193 00:48:12,623 --> 00:48:15,226 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! 1194 00:48:15,226 --> 00:48:17,562 >> GOOD JOB. 1195 00:48:17,562 --> 00:48:19,497 >> OH, OH, OH! 1196 00:48:19,497 --> 00:48:20,999 >> GOD DAMN IT! 1197 00:48:20,999 --> 00:48:22,667 COME ON, DOREEN! STOP! 1198 00:48:22,667 --> 00:48:24,735 >> GOOD JOB, BUDDY. 1199 00:48:24,735 --> 00:48:25,570 COME ON. 1200 00:48:25,570 --> 00:48:27,973 HOLY HELL! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! 1201 00:48:27,973 --> 00:48:29,574 LOOK! CASH PRIZES, MAN! 1202 00:48:29,574 --> 00:48:31,609 SHE TOLD ME YOU USED TO BE A 1203 00:48:31,609 --> 00:48:32,510 CHAMPION! 1204 00:48:32,510 --> 00:48:34,079 HIGH SCHOOL AND COLLEGE, RIGHT? 1205 00:48:34,079 --> 00:48:35,480 >> YEAH. THAT -- THAT WAS BEFORE 1206 00:48:35,480 --> 00:48:36,714 I LOST TWO FINGERS, THOUGH! 1207 00:48:36,714 --> 00:48:37,715 >> AND PART OF YOUR EAR. 1208 00:48:37,715 --> 00:48:38,716 WHAT'S THAT MATTER, MAN?! 1209 00:48:38,716 --> 00:48:40,051 WE NEED MONEY! LET'S DO THIS! 1210 00:48:40,051 --> 00:48:41,186 >> NO. THIS IS FUCKING STUPID. 1211 00:48:41,186 --> 00:48:41,552 COME ON. 1212 00:48:41,552 --> 00:48:42,187 >> COME ON. 1213 00:48:42,187 --> 00:48:43,121 WE GOT TO GET THE VAN. 1214 00:48:43,121 --> 00:48:44,255 SHE'S GOING THIS WAY ANYWAYS. 1215 00:48:44,255 --> 00:48:45,290 LET'S NOT FIGHT IT, BUDDY. 1216 00:48:45,290 --> 00:48:47,192 IT'S A SIGN. COME ON. 1217 00:48:51,762 --> 00:48:52,463 IT'S ON. 1218 00:48:52,463 --> 00:48:54,099 >> LET'S DO THIS FOR DOREEN, 1219 00:48:54,099 --> 00:48:54,432 HUH? 1220 00:48:54,432 --> 00:48:57,235 >> ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY. 1221 00:48:57,235 --> 00:48:59,270 >> STAY PUT, BABY. 1222 00:48:59,270 --> 00:49:03,474 BE RIGHT BACK. 1223 00:49:03,474 --> 00:49:04,642 >> ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE! 1224 00:49:04,642 --> 00:49:06,011 LET'S EXCITED FOR BEACH 1225 00:49:06,011 --> 00:49:06,577 VOLLEYBALL! 1226 00:49:06,577 --> 00:49:07,678 WHOO! 1227 00:49:07,678 --> 00:49:09,414 BEST GAME, 2 OUT OF 3. 1228 00:49:09,414 --> 00:49:10,681 EACH MATCH TO 15. 1229 00:49:10,681 --> 00:49:12,083 ARE YOU READY?! 1230 00:49:12,083 --> 00:49:13,284 YEAH! 1231 00:49:40,411 --> 00:49:42,080 >> TRAVIS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! 1232 00:49:42,080 --> 00:49:43,414 YOU GOT TO WAKE UP, TRAVIS! 1233 00:49:43,414 --> 00:49:44,482 YOU GOT TO WAKE UP! 1234 00:49:44,482 --> 00:49:45,783 TAKE IT OUT ON THAT BITCH! 1235 00:49:45,783 --> 00:49:46,784 YOU BRING IT HOME! 1236 00:49:46,784 --> 00:49:48,286 THIS IS IT -- YOUR MOMENT! 1237 00:49:48,286 --> 00:49:49,054 REDEMPTION! 1238 00:49:49,054 --> 00:49:50,088 >> I'M ON IT! 1239 00:50:02,200 --> 00:50:05,370 >> SHIT! 1240 00:50:23,588 --> 00:50:27,125 >> I NEVER WON A TROPHY BEFORE. 1241 00:50:27,125 --> 00:50:29,527 >> NOT EVEN IN LITTLE LEAGUE? 1242 00:50:29,527 --> 00:50:31,162 >> NEVER PLAYED. 1243 00:50:31,162 --> 00:50:33,398 >> YOU KNOW, MY DAD WAS A COACH. 1244 00:50:33,398 --> 00:50:35,466 I PLAYED, AND I FUCKING HATED 1245 00:50:35,466 --> 00:50:37,335 IT. 1246 00:50:37,335 --> 00:50:38,403 >> MY DAD WAS AN ASSHOLE -- 1247 00:50:38,403 --> 00:50:40,671 STOLE FROM HIS OWN FAMILY. 1248 00:50:40,671 --> 00:50:42,640 >> YOU KNOW, YOU CAN TALK ABOUT 1249 00:50:42,640 --> 00:50:43,208 IT. 1250 00:50:43,208 --> 00:50:44,109 >> NO, MAN. 1251 00:50:44,109 --> 00:50:45,276 >> NO, SERIOUSLY. 1252 00:50:45,276 --> 00:50:48,313 YOU CAN TALK ABOUT IT. 1253 00:50:48,313 --> 00:50:49,480 >> LOOK, IF YOU'RE JUST TRYING 1254 00:50:49,480 --> 00:50:50,648 TO GET ME TO ADMIT I'M A LOSER 1255 00:50:50,648 --> 00:50:51,749 OR SOMETHING, IT AIN'T GONNA 1256 00:50:51,749 --> 00:50:52,450 HAPPEN, HANK. 1257 00:50:52,450 --> 00:50:54,119 >> HEY, NO LOSER COULD BUILD A 1258 00:50:54,119 --> 00:50:55,620 LEASH FOR DOREEN, AND NO LOSER 1259 00:50:55,620 --> 00:50:57,255 COULD SPIKE A VOLLEYBALL LIKE 1260 00:50:57,255 --> 00:50:57,622 THAT. 1261 00:50:57,622 --> 00:50:58,656 >> YOU'RE RIGHT, MAN. 1262 00:50:58,656 --> 00:51:00,191 I JUST HAD SHITTY ROLE MODELS, 1263 00:51:00,191 --> 00:51:00,625 YOU KNOW? 1264 00:51:00,625 --> 00:51:02,193 MY DADDY LEFT RIGHT AFTER I WAS 1265 00:51:02,193 --> 00:51:03,528 BORN, ONLY TO COME BACK 7 YEARS 1266 00:51:03,528 --> 00:51:05,130 LATER AND DO THE SAME DAMN THING 1267 00:51:05,130 --> 00:51:05,596 TO DOREEN. 1268 00:51:05,596 --> 00:51:06,764 >> LIKE A CICADA. 1269 00:51:06,764 --> 00:51:08,699 >> I WAS KIND OF THINKING LIKE 1270 00:51:08,699 --> 00:51:10,568 AN ASSHOLE FATHER, BUT, YEAH, 1271 00:51:10,568 --> 00:51:11,569 CICADA WORKS. 1272 00:51:11,569 --> 00:51:14,172 >> SORRY. 1273 00:51:14,172 --> 00:51:15,840 >> SHIT OF IT IS I'M STARTING TO 1274 00:51:15,840 --> 00:51:17,675 FEEL JUST LIKE HIM, MAN -- SHOW 1275 00:51:17,675 --> 00:51:19,444 BACK UP JUST TO RUIN HER WHOLE 1276 00:51:19,444 --> 00:51:19,844 LIFE. 1277 00:51:19,844 --> 00:51:21,479 >> HEY, LOOK, THAT'S NOT HOW IT 1278 00:51:21,479 --> 00:51:22,147 HAPPENED. 1279 00:51:22,147 --> 00:51:23,314 >> THAT'S EXACTLY HOW IT 1280 00:51:23,314 --> 00:51:24,215 HAPPENED, HANK. 1281 00:51:24,215 --> 00:51:25,650 >> YOU'RE NOT AN ASSHOLE BECAUSE 1282 00:51:25,650 --> 00:51:26,851 YOU HAD A SHITTY FATHER. 1283 00:51:26,851 --> 00:51:27,718 YOUR FATHER WAS AN ASSHOLE 1284 00:51:27,718 --> 00:51:28,686 BECAUSE HE DIDN'T HAVE SOMEONE 1285 00:51:28,686 --> 00:51:31,489 LIKE YOU AROUND. 1286 00:51:31,489 --> 00:51:33,224 >> THANKS, HANK. 1287 00:51:33,224 --> 00:51:35,260 YOU'RE A GOOD GUY. 1288 00:51:35,260 --> 00:51:36,894 >> I TRY TO BE. 1289 00:51:36,894 --> 00:51:38,429 >> BUT YOU LOOK LIKE SHIT RIGHT 1290 00:51:38,429 --> 00:51:39,364 NOW, LITTLE BUDDY. 1291 00:51:40,198 --> 00:51:40,931 I FEEL LIKE SHIT. 1292 00:51:40,931 --> 00:51:42,400 I HAVEN'T GOT SLEEP IN, WHAT, 1293 00:51:42,400 --> 00:51:43,601 30 HOURS? 1294 00:51:43,601 --> 00:51:45,403 I COULD USE SOME SLEEP. 1295 00:51:45,403 --> 00:51:46,604 >> I GOT YOUR BACK, LITTLE 1296 00:51:46,604 --> 00:51:46,937 BUDDY. 1297 00:51:46,937 --> 00:51:48,439 WHEN WE GO PICK UP BLACK MAMA, 1298 00:51:48,439 --> 00:51:49,507 YOU GET SOME SHUT-EYE. 1299 00:51:49,507 --> 00:51:51,709 I'LL TAKE THE FIRST ROUND. 1300 00:51:51,709 --> 00:51:52,810 COME ON. 1301 00:51:52,810 --> 00:51:54,712 >> ALL RIGHT. 1302 00:52:08,393 --> 00:52:10,795 >> WHY DO YOU LOVE ME? 1303 00:52:10,795 --> 00:52:12,197 >> THE INCULTA DEMON. 1304 00:52:12,197 --> 00:52:13,331 >> YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL. 1305 00:52:14,765 --> 00:52:16,734 AND I'D DO ANYTHING FOR YOU. 1306 00:52:16,734 --> 00:52:18,269 >> YEAH? LIKE WHAT? 1307 00:52:18,269 --> 00:52:21,706 >> ANYTHING. 1308 00:52:21,706 --> 00:52:22,573 >> AAH! 1309 00:52:22,573 --> 00:52:23,508 >> WHAT THE FUCK?! 1310 00:52:23,508 --> 00:52:25,343 >> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! 1311 00:52:25,343 --> 00:52:27,312 AAH! AAH! AAH! 1312 00:52:27,312 --> 00:52:29,780 AAH! AAH! 1313 00:52:29,780 --> 00:52:31,882 AAAH! DOREEN! 1314 00:52:31,882 --> 00:52:33,251 SEDATE HER! 1315 00:52:33,251 --> 00:52:35,753 DOREEN, PLEASE STOP! 1316 00:52:35,753 --> 00:52:36,921 >> I GOT IT! 1317 00:52:38,489 --> 00:52:39,357 >> FUCK! 1318 00:52:39,357 --> 00:52:40,591 >> HERE WE GO! 1319 00:52:48,566 --> 00:52:52,337 >> HANK, SORRY, MAN. 1320 00:52:53,838 --> 00:52:55,740 OH, MAN. 1321 00:52:59,477 --> 00:53:01,379 SIS? 1322 00:53:04,582 --> 00:53:06,751 SIS? 1323 00:53:57,402 --> 00:53:58,969 WHOA. 1324 00:53:58,969 --> 00:54:00,705 OHH. WHOA. 1325 00:55:31,396 --> 00:55:33,097 HI, DOREEN! 1326 00:55:33,097 --> 00:55:36,066 IT'S ME! 1327 00:55:36,066 --> 00:55:40,104 HELLO, HANK! 1328 00:55:40,104 --> 00:55:43,741 OH, DOREEN! 1329 00:55:43,741 --> 00:55:46,511 COME HERE AND GIVE ME A KISS! 1330 00:55:46,511 --> 00:55:48,479 I LOVE YOU! 1331 00:55:48,479 --> 00:55:50,415 COME ON! 1332 00:56:03,728 --> 00:56:05,663 GOOD NIGHT! 1333 00:56:05,663 --> 00:56:08,433 SHIT. 1334 00:56:09,434 --> 00:56:11,502 AAH-AAH! 1335 00:56:13,070 --> 00:56:15,573 OH, SHIT. 1336 00:56:15,573 --> 00:56:19,477 NO. DAMN. 1337 00:58:11,556 --> 00:58:14,925 UH...WHAT'S THAT SMELL? 1338 00:58:14,925 --> 00:58:17,828 >> OH, MORNING, SWEETHEART. 1339 00:58:17,828 --> 00:58:19,263 >> OH, MY GOD. I FEEL AWFUL. 1340 00:58:19,263 --> 00:58:20,731 WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED? 1341 00:58:20,731 --> 00:58:22,299 >> OH, I HIT A POTHOLE WHILE YOU 1342 00:58:22,299 --> 00:58:23,601 WERE SLEEPING, MAN. 1343 00:58:23,601 --> 00:58:25,169 YOU BANGED THE HELL OUT OF YOUR 1344 00:58:25,169 --> 00:58:25,736 HEAD. 1345 00:58:25,736 --> 00:58:27,004 >> THAT'S SOME POTHOLE. 1346 00:58:27,004 --> 00:58:27,872 JESUS CHRIST. 1347 00:58:27,872 --> 00:58:29,139 MY FUCKING HEAD IS SPLITTING. 1348 00:58:29,139 --> 00:58:29,974 >> YEAH. YEAH. 1349 00:58:29,974 --> 00:58:31,275 WE'RE ALMOST TO VEGAS, THOUGH, 1350 00:58:31,275 --> 00:58:34,879 MAN. 1351 00:58:34,879 --> 00:58:36,013 >> WHY ARE THERE SCRATCHES ALL 1352 00:58:36,013 --> 00:58:36,747 OVER MY FACE?! 1353 00:58:36,747 --> 00:58:37,948 >> I'M PRETTY SURE YOUR FACE WAS 1354 00:58:37,948 --> 00:58:38,916 ALREADY LIKE THAT, MAN. 1355 00:58:38,916 --> 00:58:39,884 >> MY FACE WASN'T ALWAYS 1356 00:58:39,884 --> 00:58:40,284 LIKE THIS! 1357 00:58:40,284 --> 00:58:41,686 WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO ME?! 1358 00:58:41,686 --> 00:58:42,820 >> WHAT DO YOU -- WHAT DO YOU 1359 00:58:42,820 --> 00:58:43,688 WANT ME TO SAY, MAN? 1360 00:58:43,688 --> 00:58:44,822 I DIDN'T KNOW THAT YOU WERE A 1361 00:58:44,822 --> 00:58:45,289 SLEEPWALKER. 1362 00:58:45,289 --> 00:58:46,691 YOU CHALLENGED DOREEN TO A FIGHT 1363 00:58:46,691 --> 00:58:47,658 WHILE YOU WERE OUT, MAN. 1364 00:58:47,658 --> 00:58:48,593 IT WAS GRUESOME, TOO. 1365 00:58:48,593 --> 00:58:49,794 I DON'T MEAN TO TOOT MY OWN HORN 1366 00:58:49,794 --> 00:58:50,928 OR ANYTHING, BUT I DID JUMP IN 1367 00:58:50,928 --> 00:58:52,697 AND SAVE THE DAY. 1368 00:58:52,697 --> 00:58:56,701 HEY, MAN, LOOK. LOOK. 1369 00:58:56,701 --> 00:59:00,605 THERE YOU GO. FOR YOU, BUDDY. 1370 00:59:00,605 --> 00:59:02,006 >> WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? 1371 00:59:02,006 --> 00:59:03,340 >> IT'S A BALL GAG, MAN. 1372 00:59:03,340 --> 00:59:05,142 >> WOW. I SEE THAT YOU'VE BEEN 1373 00:59:05,142 --> 00:59:06,777 SHOPPING OFF OUR REGISTRY. 1374 00:59:06,777 --> 00:59:07,712 THANKS, BUDDY. 1375 00:59:07,712 --> 00:59:09,146 >> IT'S FOR DOREEN, SO SHE 1376 00:59:09,146 --> 00:59:10,981 DOESN'T BITE ANYTHING ELSE OFF. 1377 00:59:10,981 --> 00:59:13,317 >> OH. 1378 00:59:13,317 --> 00:59:14,819 THAT'S PRETTY GENIUS, BUDDY. 1379 00:59:14,819 --> 00:59:16,186 >> YEAH. I'M THINKING, MAN -- 1380 00:59:16,186 --> 00:59:18,723 LOOKING OUT FOR YOU. 1381 00:59:18,723 --> 00:59:20,057 YOU GOT TO PUT IT ON HER, 1382 00:59:20,057 --> 00:59:21,926 THOUGH, YOU KNOW? 1383 00:59:21,926 --> 00:59:23,260 IT'S IMPERATIVE ONE OF US KEEP 1384 00:59:23,260 --> 00:59:24,795 ALL OUR DIGITS, FOR DRIVING 1385 00:59:24,795 --> 00:59:26,664 PURPOSES AND ALL. 1386 00:59:26,664 --> 00:59:27,832 YOU GOT LESS TO LOSE. 1387 00:59:37,775 --> 00:59:39,176 >> VEGAS, MAN -- MY SECOND 1388 00:59:39,176 --> 00:59:40,811 FAVORITE BITCH! 1389 01:00:00,164 --> 01:00:01,732 >> HOW THE HELL ARE WE SUPPOSED 1390 01:00:01,732 --> 01:00:02,967 TO FIND A PRIEST IN A CITY 1391 01:00:02,967 --> 01:00:04,201 THAT'S FILLED WITH, I DON'T 1392 01:00:04,201 --> 01:00:05,970 KNOW, A MILLION PEOPLE? 1393 01:00:05,970 --> 01:00:07,337 >> WELL, MAN, WHY DON'T YOU JUST 1394 01:00:07,337 --> 01:00:08,238 RELAX, ALL RIGHT? 1395 01:00:08,238 --> 01:00:09,439 I WAS WORRIED ABOUT GETTING 1396 01:00:09,439 --> 01:00:10,140 HERE, OKAY? 1397 01:00:10,140 --> 01:00:11,976 AND WE'RE GONNA FIND HIM. 1398 01:00:11,976 --> 01:00:13,410 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 1399 01:00:13,410 --> 01:00:15,179 WHERE YOU WANT TO START? 1400 01:00:15,179 --> 01:00:16,146 >> I DON'T KNOW. 1401 01:00:16,146 --> 01:00:17,748 WHERE THE HELL DO YOU THINK A 1402 01:00:17,748 --> 01:00:19,216 PRIEST WOULD HIDE IN SIN CITY? 1403 01:00:19,216 --> 01:00:20,718 >> HE SAID SOMETHING ABOUT 1404 01:00:20,718 --> 01:00:21,418 CHAPELS, RIGHT? 1405 01:00:21,418 --> 01:00:23,120 THERE'S A WHOLE SHIT TON OF 'EM 1406 01:00:23,120 --> 01:00:24,755 ON THE OTHER END OF TOWN RIGHT 1407 01:00:24,755 --> 01:00:25,322 DOWN THERE. 1408 01:00:25,322 --> 01:00:26,857 >> SO, YOU MEAN GO TO EVERY 1409 01:00:26,857 --> 01:00:28,158 WEDDING CHAPEL AND ASK FOR 1410 01:00:28,158 --> 01:00:29,393 JOHNNY PRIEST? 1411 01:01:21,278 --> 01:01:25,149 >> AH, SHIT. 1412 01:01:25,149 --> 01:01:26,083 THIS SHIT AIN'T FUCKING 1413 01:01:26,083 --> 01:01:26,751 WORKING, MAN! 1414 01:01:26,751 --> 01:01:27,852 WE'VE BEEN DRIVING AROUND FOR 1415 01:01:27,852 --> 01:01:28,452 TWO GODDAMN HOURS! 1416 01:01:28,452 --> 01:01:29,386 HE'S A STREET PREACHER. 1417 01:01:29,386 --> 01:01:30,755 WE NEED TO GET OUT ON THE STREET 1418 01:01:30,755 --> 01:01:33,190 TO FIND HIM! 1419 01:01:33,190 --> 01:01:34,124 >> BUT WHAT THE HELL ARE WE 1420 01:01:34,124 --> 01:01:38,062 SUPPOSED TO DO WITH DOREEN, HUH? 1421 01:02:20,204 --> 01:02:22,206 >> THAT BITCH CAN'T HOLD HER 1422 01:02:22,206 --> 01:02:23,207 LIQUOR. 1423 01:02:29,479 --> 01:02:30,414 >> OHH. 1424 01:02:30,414 --> 01:02:32,482 HANK, HELP ME OUT, MAN. 1425 01:02:32,482 --> 01:02:33,350 >> YOU ALL RIGHT? 1426 01:02:33,350 --> 01:02:34,218 >> GETTING TIRED. 1427 01:02:34,218 --> 01:02:35,252 GETTING A BACK SPASM OR 1428 01:02:35,252 --> 01:02:35,920 SOMETHING. 1429 01:02:35,920 --> 01:02:37,054 WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO FIND A 1430 01:02:37,054 --> 01:02:39,289 HOTEL, MAN. 1431 01:02:39,289 --> 01:02:41,025 >> WHAT'S OUR BEST BET, YOU 1432 01:02:41,025 --> 01:02:41,491 THINK? 1433 01:02:42,459 --> 01:02:46,230 LET'S GO BACK TO THE VAN. 1434 01:02:56,573 --> 01:02:57,274 GET HER HEAD. 1435 01:02:57,274 --> 01:02:58,075 >> YEAH, I GOT IT. 1436 01:02:58,075 --> 01:02:58,608 >> YOU GOT IT? 1437 01:02:58,608 --> 01:02:59,609 >> YEP, YEP, YEP, YEP, YEP, YEP, 1438 01:02:59,609 --> 01:03:03,580 YEP. 1439 01:03:03,580 --> 01:03:04,414 >> ROOM US. 1440 01:03:04,414 --> 01:03:06,183 >> SO, WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THE 1441 01:03:06,183 --> 01:03:06,616 GROOM? 1442 01:03:06,616 --> 01:03:08,152 >> OH, THAT'S HILARIOUS. 1443 01:03:08,152 --> 01:03:09,920 CAN YOU JUST GIVE US A ROOM SO 1444 01:03:09,920 --> 01:03:11,355 WE CAN BE ON OUR WAY, BUD? 1445 01:03:11,355 --> 01:03:12,589 >> YOU TWO SEEM TO BE IN 1446 01:03:12,589 --> 01:03:13,257 TROUBLE. 1447 01:03:13,257 --> 01:03:14,491 I MIGHT BE ABLE TO HELP. 1448 01:03:14,491 --> 01:03:16,160 >> YOU AIN'T JOHNNY THE PRIEST, 1449 01:03:16,160 --> 01:03:16,626 ARE YOU? 1450 01:03:16,626 --> 01:03:17,361 >> NOPE. 1451 01:03:17,361 --> 01:03:18,195 >> WELL... 1452 01:03:18,195 --> 01:03:20,030 >> YEAH? WELL, THEN, YOU CAN'T 1453 01:03:20,030 --> 01:03:21,065 HELP US, BUDDY. 1454 01:03:21,065 --> 01:03:22,933 >> HE DID MARRY ME AND MY WIFE 1455 01:03:22,933 --> 01:03:23,868 10 YEARS AGO. 1456 01:03:23,868 --> 01:03:25,035 >> NO SHIT. WHERE? 1457 01:03:25,035 --> 01:03:27,004 >> IN SOME SHITTY PLACE -- 1458 01:03:27,004 --> 01:03:29,206 PURPLE PALACE CHURCH, RIGHT OFF 1459 01:03:29,206 --> 01:03:30,174 THE STRIP. 1460 01:03:30,174 --> 01:03:31,275 >> GOD DAMN! PERFECT, MAN! 1461 01:03:31,275 --> 01:03:32,476 WE PUT HER IN THE ROOM, GO GET 1462 01:03:32,476 --> 01:03:33,878 THE PRIEST, AND WE GET DOREEN 1463 01:03:33,878 --> 01:03:34,178 BACK. 1464 01:03:34,178 --> 01:03:34,945 >> LET'S DO IT. 1465 01:03:37,414 --> 01:03:38,615 NOT HOW YOU EXPECTED TO SPEND 1466 01:03:38,615 --> 01:03:41,285 YOUR HONEYMOON, HUH? 1467 01:03:41,285 --> 01:03:42,486 WAIT. YOU'RE NOT ONE OF THOSE 1468 01:03:42,486 --> 01:03:43,954 GUYS THAT HIDES UNDER THAT MEEK 1469 01:03:43,954 --> 01:03:45,222 EXTERIOR WITH SOME LITTLE SEXUAL 1470 01:03:45,222 --> 01:03:46,423 WAITING TO COME OUT, ARE YOU? 1471 01:03:46,423 --> 01:03:47,657 DOREEN AND YOU AIN'T INTO THIS 1472 01:03:47,657 --> 01:03:48,358 SHIT, RIGHT? 1473 01:03:48,358 --> 01:03:50,360 DON'T EVEN TELL ME ABOUT IT. 1474 01:03:50,360 --> 01:03:51,996 >> DO YOU EVER STOP? 1475 01:03:51,996 --> 01:03:52,997 JESUS. 1476 01:03:52,997 --> 01:03:55,432 LET'S JUST GO FIND JOHNNY. 1477 01:03:55,432 --> 01:03:56,666 >> WHAT'S YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM, 1478 01:03:56,666 --> 01:03:57,902 MAN? 1479 01:04:01,571 --> 01:04:03,207 BE RIGHT BACK, SIS. 1480 01:04:23,327 --> 01:04:24,094 >> HEY, MAN. 1481 01:04:24,094 --> 01:04:25,429 WE'RE LOOKING FOR A GUY NAMED 1482 01:04:25,429 --> 01:04:26,263 JOHNNY PRIEST. 1483 01:04:26,263 --> 01:04:27,197 YOU HEARD OF HIM? 1484 01:04:27,197 --> 01:04:28,532 >> YEAH. HE'S HANGING OUT WITH 1485 01:04:28,532 --> 01:04:30,100 MY BUDDIES HAMILTON AND JACKSON. 1486 01:04:30,100 --> 01:04:31,401 >> WELL, DO YOU KNOW WHERE WE 1487 01:04:31,401 --> 01:04:32,236 COULD FIND HIM? 1488 01:04:32,236 --> 01:04:33,470 >> WHY DON'T YOU CHECK YOUR 1489 01:04:33,470 --> 01:04:34,671 WALLET, MAN? 1490 01:04:34,671 --> 01:04:37,274 >> FUCK YOU, MAN. 1491 01:04:37,274 --> 01:04:40,978 THANKS FOR NOTHING. 1492 01:04:47,551 --> 01:04:50,420 >> JOHNNY PRIEST! 1493 01:04:50,420 --> 01:04:56,560 JOHNNY PRIEST! 1494 01:04:56,560 --> 01:04:57,527 JOHNNY PRIEST?! 1495 01:04:57,527 --> 01:04:58,462 >> HEY, JOHNNY! 1496 01:04:58,462 --> 01:04:59,496 >> JOHNNY PRIEST! 1497 01:04:59,496 --> 01:05:00,998 >> WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 1498 01:05:00,998 --> 01:05:02,166 >> HI. WHERE'S JOHNNY? 1499 01:05:02,166 --> 01:05:03,300 >> WE NEED TO TALK TO 1500 01:05:03,300 --> 01:05:04,201 JOHNNY PRIEST. 1501 01:05:04,201 --> 01:05:05,502 >> JOHNNY? OH, I'M SORRY. 1502 01:05:05,502 --> 01:05:06,436 >> NO, NO, NO. 1503 01:05:06,436 --> 01:05:08,205 LOOK, YOU AIN'T GOT TO BE SORRY, 1504 01:05:08,205 --> 01:05:08,973 ALL RIGHT? 1505 01:05:08,973 --> 01:05:10,074 JUST GO GET JOHNNY. 1506 01:05:10,074 --> 01:05:11,008 IT'S IMPORTANT. 1507 01:05:11,008 --> 01:05:11,675 >> I'M SORRY. 1508 01:05:11,675 --> 01:05:13,643 JOHNNY IS NO LONGER WITH US. 1509 01:05:13,643 --> 01:05:15,245 >> WAIT. WH-WHAT DOES THAT 1510 01:05:15,245 --> 01:05:16,746 MEAN -- HE'S, LIKE, NO LONGER 1511 01:05:16,746 --> 01:05:18,448 HERE OR NO LONGER HERE, AS IN 1512 01:05:18,448 --> 01:05:19,249 "LIVING"? 1513 01:05:19,249 --> 01:05:21,118 >> HE LEFT OUR CHURCH SEVERAL 1514 01:05:21,118 --> 01:05:23,053 YEARS AGO TO FIGHT EVIL IN THE 1515 01:05:23,053 --> 01:05:25,489 WORLD AMONG US, AND WE RECEIVED 1516 01:05:25,489 --> 01:05:27,691 NEWS SHORTLY THEREAFTER THAT HE 1517 01:05:27,691 --> 01:05:28,658 PASSED ON. 1518 01:05:28,658 --> 01:05:30,227 >> OHH. 1519 01:05:35,665 --> 01:05:38,102 HEY, CAN YOU PERFORM AN 1520 01:05:38,102 --> 01:05:39,236 EXORCISM? 1521 01:05:39,236 --> 01:05:40,204 >> EXCUSE ME? 1522 01:05:40,204 --> 01:05:42,139 >> CAN YOU GET DEMONS OUT, LADY? 1523 01:05:42,139 --> 01:05:43,440 >> UM, NO. I'M SORRY. 1524 01:05:43,440 --> 01:05:44,774 WE DON'T DO THAT HERE. 1525 01:05:44,774 --> 01:05:48,012 >> UGH! SHIT! WHY NOT?! 1526 01:05:48,012 --> 01:05:49,146 GOD! 1527 01:05:49,146 --> 01:05:51,048 >> GOD BLESS. 1528 01:05:55,552 --> 01:05:57,687 >> HANK, MAN, HEY. HEY. HEY. 1529 01:05:57,687 --> 01:05:59,789 CALM DOWN. LOOK, I'M SORRY. 1530 01:05:59,789 --> 01:06:00,424 >> NO. NO. 1531 01:06:00,424 --> 01:06:01,158 >> I'M SORRY. 1532 01:06:01,158 --> 01:06:02,159 >> YOU'RE DONE, TRAVIS! 1533 01:06:02,159 --> 01:06:03,360 >> DON'T TALK LIKE THAT, MAN. 1534 01:06:03,360 --> 01:06:03,793 >> NO, NO. 1535 01:06:03,793 --> 01:06:05,262 THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN SAY, AND 1536 01:06:05,262 --> 01:06:06,530 THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO. 1537 01:06:06,530 --> 01:06:08,798 I MEAN... 1538 01:06:08,798 --> 01:06:13,270 I LOST MY WIFE. 1539 01:06:13,270 --> 01:06:14,471 >> LOOK, MAN, WE CAN'T FUCKING 1540 01:06:14,471 --> 01:06:15,039 GIVE UP. 1541 01:06:15,039 --> 01:06:16,073 THERE'S A MILLION GODDAMN 1542 01:06:16,073 --> 01:06:17,041 CHURCHES IN THIS TOWN. 1543 01:06:17,041 --> 01:06:18,175 WE CAN FIND SOMEBODY WHO CAN 1544 01:06:18,175 --> 01:06:18,575 HELP HER. 1545 01:06:18,575 --> 01:06:20,344 >> NO. 1546 01:06:20,344 --> 01:06:21,545 >> IF NOTHING ELSE, AT THE 1547 01:06:21,545 --> 01:06:23,147 HOSPITAL, YOU CAN GET PATCHED UP 1548 01:06:23,147 --> 01:06:24,514 OR THEY -- THEY CAN SEDATE HER 1549 01:06:24,514 --> 01:06:25,149 FOR GOOD. 1550 01:06:25,149 --> 01:06:26,450 I DON'T FUCKING KNOW, BUT WE 1551 01:06:26,450 --> 01:06:27,417 CAN'T GODDAMN QUIT. 1552 01:06:27,417 --> 01:06:29,353 >> NO, I'M DONE. 1553 01:06:29,353 --> 01:06:32,789 I MEAN, LOOK AT ME. 1554 01:06:32,789 --> 01:06:35,592 AND ALL I WANT TO DO... 1555 01:06:35,592 --> 01:06:37,527 IS GO SPEND THE LAST FEW MOMENTS 1556 01:06:37,527 --> 01:06:39,729 WITH MY WIFE. 1557 01:06:39,729 --> 01:06:41,631 AND I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU 1558 01:06:41,631 --> 01:06:43,167 THERE. 1559 01:06:43,167 --> 01:06:45,535 IN FACT... 1560 01:06:45,535 --> 01:06:47,237 I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN, 1561 01:06:47,237 --> 01:06:50,340 TRAVIS. 1562 01:06:50,340 --> 01:06:52,276 >> COME ON, BROTHER. 1563 01:06:52,276 --> 01:06:53,210 >> NO. NO. 1564 01:06:54,511 --> 01:06:57,347 DON'T YOU "BROTHER" ME, OKAY? 1565 01:06:57,347 --> 01:06:59,349 CALL ME "BROSEPH," WHATEVER THE 1566 01:06:59,349 --> 01:07:00,517 FUCK YOU CALL ME. 1567 01:07:00,517 --> 01:07:02,686 THEY'RE ALL FUCKING ASININE. 1568 01:07:02,686 --> 01:07:04,488 'CAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT? 1569 01:07:04,488 --> 01:07:06,723 I DIDN'T EVEN WANT YOU AT THE 1570 01:07:06,723 --> 01:07:07,624 WEDDING. 1571 01:07:07,624 --> 01:07:11,761 I SHOULD HAVE NEVER... 1572 01:07:11,761 --> 01:07:13,530 NEVER... 1573 01:07:13,530 --> 01:07:15,532 LET YOU WEASEL YOUR WAY BACK 1574 01:07:15,532 --> 01:07:18,135 INTO DOREEN'S LIFE. 1575 01:07:25,142 --> 01:07:30,814 BUT YOU DIDN'T FUCK UP, TRAVIS. 1576 01:07:30,814 --> 01:07:32,782 I DID. 1577 01:07:32,782 --> 01:07:34,751 >> I SEE. YEAH. 1578 01:07:34,751 --> 01:07:37,654 IT'S ALL ABOUT YOU, HUH? 1579 01:07:37,654 --> 01:07:39,223 POOR FUCKING HANK. 1580 01:07:39,223 --> 01:07:40,590 POOR FUCKING HANK. 1581 01:07:40,590 --> 01:07:42,159 WHAT ABOUT DOREEN? 1582 01:07:42,159 --> 01:07:43,327 I AIN'T GONNA GIVE UP ON HER. 1583 01:07:43,327 --> 01:07:44,494 I SWORE TO GOD TO MY MOM THAT 1584 01:07:44,494 --> 01:07:45,729 I'D TAKE CARE OF HER, AND THAT'S 1585 01:07:45,729 --> 01:07:46,796 EXACTLY WHAT I'M GONNA DO, 1586 01:07:46,796 --> 01:07:48,165 WHICH MEANS I'M NOT GONNA LET 1587 01:07:48,165 --> 01:07:49,366 HER SPEND THE REST OF HER LIFE 1588 01:07:49,366 --> 01:07:50,534 WITH A NO-GOOD FUCKING QUITTER 1589 01:07:50,534 --> 01:07:51,135 LIKE YOU. 1590 01:07:51,135 --> 01:07:52,236 WHY DON'T YOU GO HAVE ANOTHER 1591 01:07:52,236 --> 01:07:53,403 FUCKING PANIC ATTACK, YOU LITTLE 1592 01:07:53,403 --> 01:07:55,239 PUSSY? 1593 01:07:55,239 --> 01:07:56,273 GO ON! 1594 01:07:56,273 --> 01:07:58,175 GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE! 1595 01:08:02,612 --> 01:08:03,680 I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON THOSE 1596 01:08:03,680 --> 01:08:05,582 FUCKING PILLS! 1597 01:08:19,329 --> 01:08:22,232 COME ON, GOD DAMN IT. 1598 01:08:40,684 --> 01:08:43,220 >> COP! 1599 01:08:50,527 --> 01:08:53,930 >> GET DOWN! 1600 01:08:53,930 --> 01:08:56,566 CHECK HIS POCKETS. 1601 01:08:56,566 --> 01:08:59,869 >> WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE, BABY. 1602 01:08:59,869 --> 01:09:01,605 >> WHAT'S HE GOT? 1603 01:09:01,605 --> 01:09:02,872 >> NO WALLET. 1604 01:09:02,872 --> 01:09:03,940 FINGERS. 1605 01:09:03,940 --> 01:09:05,309 SICK FUCK! 1606 01:09:05,309 --> 01:09:07,244 >> FUCK THIS, MAN. 1607 01:09:07,244 --> 01:09:09,145 >> LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. 1608 01:09:22,526 --> 01:09:24,794 >> HANG ON, HANK! 1609 01:09:27,631 --> 01:09:28,532 OH, SHIT! 1610 01:09:28,532 --> 01:09:30,467 LET ME S-- OH, FUCK, MAN! 1611 01:09:30,467 --> 01:09:31,335 YOU OKAY, BUDDY? 1612 01:09:31,335 --> 01:09:31,768 YOU OKAY? 1613 01:09:31,768 --> 01:09:33,237 HANK, HANK, HANK, YOU'RE ALL 1614 01:09:33,237 --> 01:09:33,737 RIGHT, MAN. 1615 01:09:33,737 --> 01:09:34,571 HANG IN THERE. 1616 01:09:34,571 --> 01:09:35,605 HANG IN THERE, BUDDY. 1617 01:09:35,605 --> 01:09:36,873 COME ON. COME ON. I GOT YOU. 1618 01:09:36,873 --> 01:09:38,275 I GOT YOU, GOD DAMN IT. 1619 01:09:38,275 --> 01:09:40,644 HE-E-E-LP M-E-E-E! 1620 01:09:40,644 --> 01:09:42,246 HANK, DON'T GO TO SLEEP, MAN. 1621 01:09:42,246 --> 01:09:43,547 HANK, STAY WITH ME, BUDDY! 1622 01:09:43,547 --> 01:09:44,381 STAY WITH ME! 1623 01:09:44,381 --> 01:09:44,848 COME ON! 1624 01:09:44,848 --> 01:09:46,516 YOU'RE GONNA BE ALL RIGHT, MAN! 1625 01:09:46,516 --> 01:09:47,651 YOU'RE GONNA BE ALL RIGHT. 1626 01:09:48,752 --> 01:09:53,823 >> FOLLOW ME. 1627 01:09:53,823 --> 01:09:55,359 >> WE GOT HELP, DUDE. 1628 01:09:55,359 --> 01:09:56,326 WE GOT HELP. 1629 01:09:56,326 --> 01:09:57,827 YOU'RE GONNA BE ALL RIGHT. 1630 01:10:14,611 --> 01:10:15,779 IT'S GONNA BE ALL RIGHT, MAN. 1631 01:10:15,779 --> 01:10:20,617 I GOT HELP. 1632 01:10:20,617 --> 01:10:23,320 >> TEAR OPEN HIS VEST. 1633 01:10:25,522 --> 01:10:27,424 OH, SHIT. 1634 01:10:32,496 --> 01:10:35,665 >> PLACE YOUR HAND HERE. 1635 01:10:35,665 --> 01:10:36,966 >> ALL RIGHT. 1636 01:10:36,966 --> 01:10:38,768 WHAT ARE WE DOING? 1637 01:10:38,768 --> 01:10:40,870 >> COAGULATE THE WOUND. 1638 01:10:40,870 --> 01:10:42,372 >> ALL RIGHT. 1639 01:10:42,372 --> 01:10:45,074 >> NOW LET'S SEE. 1640 01:10:45,074 --> 01:10:47,711 YOU HOLD IT. 1641 01:10:47,711 --> 01:10:50,314 BOY... 1642 01:10:50,314 --> 01:10:52,782 THIS IS GONNA HURT. 1643 01:11:10,467 --> 01:11:12,536 >> AAH! HOLY SHIT! 1644 01:11:12,536 --> 01:11:15,405 HEY! HANK! HANK! 1645 01:11:15,405 --> 01:11:16,740 IT'S ME, MAN! 1646 01:11:16,740 --> 01:11:17,841 YOU OKAY? 1647 01:11:19,876 --> 01:11:23,747 >> OH, MAN! 1648 01:11:23,747 --> 01:11:24,814 HOLY SHIT. 1649 01:11:24,814 --> 01:11:26,450 >> WHAT HAPPENED? 1650 01:11:26,450 --> 01:11:28,618 >> YOU WOULD NEVER FUCKING 1651 01:11:28,618 --> 01:11:33,657 BELIEVE IT. 1652 01:11:41,731 --> 01:11:44,368 >> IS THAT JOHNNY PRIEST? 1653 01:11:44,368 --> 01:11:46,536 >> YEAH. I THINK SO, MAN. 1654 01:11:46,536 --> 01:11:48,605 I THINK SO. 1655 01:11:51,074 --> 01:11:54,744 COME ON. 1656 01:11:54,744 --> 01:11:57,414 >> EXCUSE ME, SIR. 1657 01:11:57,414 --> 01:12:00,149 FATHER. 1658 01:12:00,149 --> 01:12:05,154 THANK YOU FOR HELPING ME. 1659 01:12:05,154 --> 01:12:07,491 WE'RE LOOKING FOR A GUY NAMED 1660 01:12:07,491 --> 01:12:09,826 JOHNNY PRIEST. 1661 01:12:09,826 --> 01:12:11,961 DO YOU KNOW WHERE WE CAN FIND 1662 01:12:11,961 --> 01:12:12,629 HIM? 1663 01:12:12,629 --> 01:12:15,532 >> I NEVER HEARD OF HIM. 1664 01:12:15,532 --> 01:12:18,902 NOW SCRAM. 1665 01:12:18,902 --> 01:12:21,805 >> LISTEN, JOHNNY, WE NEED YOUR 1666 01:12:21,805 --> 01:12:24,441 HELP. 1667 01:12:25,909 --> 01:12:27,877 DON'T GET BOILED, MACARONI. 1668 01:12:27,877 --> 01:12:31,047 >> IT'S COOL! IT'S COOL, MAN! 1669 01:12:31,047 --> 01:12:33,450 LOOK! THIS BROUGHT US HERE, MAN! 1670 01:12:34,984 --> 01:12:36,686 SHIT, MAN. 1671 01:12:36,686 --> 01:12:39,556 >> HOW'D YOU FIND ME? 1672 01:12:39,556 --> 01:12:41,157 >> I GOT STABBED. 1673 01:12:43,627 --> 01:12:46,763 OH-HO. YEAH, YOU DID. 1674 01:12:47,964 --> 01:12:50,434 >> THEY SAID YOU'S DEAD. 1675 01:12:51,935 --> 01:12:54,504 JUST DEAD IN THE EYES OF GOD. 1676 01:12:54,504 --> 01:12:57,507 CHURCH NEVER WANTED ME. 1677 01:12:57,507 --> 01:13:00,444 SAID THAT I WAS... 1678 01:13:00,444 --> 01:13:04,481 TOO BIG FOR MY FAITH. 1679 01:13:04,481 --> 01:13:06,550 CHURCH GOT 1680 01:13:06,550 --> 01:13:08,785 UNCOMFORTABLE -- FEARED TOO 1681 01:13:08,785 --> 01:13:11,054 MUCH, FEARED ME. 1682 01:13:11,054 --> 01:13:13,923 >> MY WIFE IS POSSESSED... 1683 01:13:13,923 --> 01:13:17,894 AND SHE NEEDS YOUR HELP. 1684 01:13:17,894 --> 01:13:22,832 >> HEY, TALL STACK, GOT A FAG? 1685 01:13:22,832 --> 01:13:23,833 >> YOU SAVED HANK, MAN. 1686 01:13:23,833 --> 01:13:25,001 YOU CAN HAVE WHATEVER THE FUCK 1687 01:13:25,001 --> 01:13:29,939 YOU WANT. 1688 01:13:31,841 --> 01:13:32,842 THANKS. 1689 01:13:32,842 --> 01:13:36,480 I NEEDED THAT. 1690 01:13:36,480 --> 01:13:37,146 I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU FOUND 1691 01:13:37,146 --> 01:13:39,783 THAT NECKLACE OR WHERE YOU HEARD 1692 01:13:39,783 --> 01:13:41,851 ABOUT ME, BUT I'M OUT THE 1693 01:13:41,851 --> 01:13:42,819 BUSINESS. 1694 01:13:42,819 --> 01:13:44,721 I'M RETIRED. 1695 01:13:44,721 --> 01:13:45,722 >> WELL, YOU NEED TO GET OUT OF 1696 01:13:45,722 --> 01:13:46,690 RETIREMENT AND SAVE MY WIFE'S 1697 01:13:46,690 --> 01:13:47,791 LIFE! 1698 01:13:47,791 --> 01:13:50,727 >> LISTEN, BOY -- I DO FUNERALS, 1699 01:13:50,727 --> 01:13:53,096 BAPTISMS, AND BACHELORETTE 1700 01:13:53,096 --> 01:13:56,900 PARTIES, AND THAT'S IT. 1701 01:13:56,900 --> 01:13:58,101 >> WE NEED YOUR HELP, JOHNNY. 1702 01:13:58,101 --> 01:13:59,235 WE DROVE HALFWAY ACROSS THE 1703 01:13:59,235 --> 01:13:59,803 COUNTRY! 1704 01:13:59,803 --> 01:14:00,570 >> NO, TRAVIS! 1705 01:14:00,570 --> 01:14:01,738 TRAVIS, LET IT GO! LET IT GO! 1706 01:14:01,738 --> 01:14:02,739 >> NO! FUCK THAT, MAN! 1707 01:14:02,739 --> 01:14:03,873 DOREEN AIN'T GOT MUCH TIME! 1708 01:14:03,873 --> 01:14:05,742 >> NO. 1709 01:14:05,742 --> 01:14:07,644 HE'S JUST A DRUNK WITH FRIED 1710 01:14:07,644 --> 01:14:08,211 BRAINS. 1711 01:14:08,211 --> 01:14:09,613 HE CAN'T HELP US. 1712 01:14:09,613 --> 01:14:11,247 HE COULD NEVER HELP US! 1713 01:14:11,247 --> 01:14:16,085 THE LEGEND OF JOHNNY PRIEST... 1714 01:14:16,085 --> 01:14:21,057 WAS JUST A BUNCH OF BULLSHIT. 1715 01:14:21,057 --> 01:14:22,692 >> LOOK! 1716 01:14:22,692 --> 01:14:24,060 YOU THINK BECAUSE YOU GOT 1717 01:14:24,060 --> 01:14:25,862 STABBED AND LOST A FEW FINGERS 1718 01:14:25,862 --> 01:14:27,163 THAT YOU'RE TOUGH, HUH? 1719 01:14:27,163 --> 01:14:28,932 THAT SHIT USED TO HAPPEN TO ME 1720 01:14:28,932 --> 01:14:30,634 AT LEAST THREE TIMES A WEEK. 1721 01:14:30,634 --> 01:14:32,035 I HAVE JET-SKIED DOWN THE 1722 01:14:32,035 --> 01:14:32,869 RIVER STYX. 1723 01:14:32,869 --> 01:14:34,804 I HAVE LITERALLY DANCED WITH THE 1724 01:14:34,804 --> 01:14:36,540 DEVIL IN THE PALE MOONLIGHT. 1725 01:14:36,540 --> 01:14:38,007 I'M NOT ABOUT TO PUT ON MY 1726 01:14:38,007 --> 01:14:39,242 GET-DOWN SHOES FOR A 1727 01:14:39,242 --> 01:14:41,778 THREE-FINGERED RING BEARER. 1728 01:14:41,778 --> 01:14:45,749 BESIDES... 1729 01:14:45,749 --> 01:14:46,983 I PAWNED ALL MY MATERIAL. 1730 01:14:46,983 --> 01:14:48,284 >> NO! NOW YOU LISTEN TO ME! 1731 01:14:48,284 --> 01:14:49,953 I MARRIED THE GIRL OF MY DREAMS, 1732 01:14:49,953 --> 01:14:51,287 WHO TOOK TWO FINGERS FROM ME, 1733 01:14:51,287 --> 01:14:52,856 THREW UP ALL OVER THE WEDDING 1734 01:14:52,856 --> 01:14:53,222 PARTY! 1735 01:14:53,222 --> 01:14:54,691 I'VE BEEN DRIVING IN A CAR WITH 1736 01:14:54,691 --> 01:14:57,827 THIS GUY FOR THREE DAYS! 1737 01:14:57,827 --> 01:14:59,228 NOW, WE NEED YOUR HELP. 1738 01:14:59,228 --> 01:14:59,896 >> MM. 1739 01:14:59,896 --> 01:15:01,765 >> SO, WE'RE GONNA GO GET YOUR 1740 01:15:01,765 --> 01:15:05,769 MATERIALS, AND THEN WE... 1741 01:15:05,769 --> 01:15:08,638 ARE GONNA SAVE MY WIFE. 1742 01:15:08,638 --> 01:15:10,840 >> YOU KNOW, BOY... 1743 01:15:10,840 --> 01:15:13,209 SOMETIMES YOU GOT TO FIGHT THE 1744 01:15:13,209 --> 01:15:14,944 DEVIL WITH A DEMON. 1745 01:15:14,944 --> 01:15:17,146 ARE YOU PREPARED TO BE THAT 1746 01:15:17,146 --> 01:15:17,981 DEMON? 1747 01:15:17,981 --> 01:15:22,952 >> I'LL BRING THE FUCKING HORNS. 1748 01:15:22,952 --> 01:15:25,321 >> WE SHALL SEE. 1749 01:15:25,321 --> 01:15:27,857 >> MY MAN. 1750 01:15:27,857 --> 01:15:32,328 I'M GONNA GO GET PAM. 1751 01:15:52,015 --> 01:15:53,182 >> OPEN THE DOOR! 1752 01:15:53,182 --> 01:15:54,884 >> GO AWAY! WE'RE CLOSED! 1753 01:15:54,884 --> 01:15:56,686 >> IT'LL TAKE FIVE MINUTES! 1754 01:15:56,686 --> 01:15:57,954 OPEN THE DOOR, MAN! 1755 01:15:57,954 --> 01:15:59,122 >> MAN, WHAT ARE YOU, DEAF?! 1756 01:15:59,122 --> 01:16:00,289 I SAID WE'RE FUCKING CLOSED! 1757 01:16:00,289 --> 01:16:01,390 >> YOU GIVE ME THE FINGER? 1758 01:16:01,390 --> 01:16:02,826 YOU AIN'T GOT TO DO THAT SHIT. 1759 01:16:02,826 --> 01:16:03,927 COME OUTSIDE AND DO THAT. 1760 01:16:03,927 --> 01:16:04,728 >> MAN, GO HOME. 1761 01:16:04,728 --> 01:16:05,829 >> COME OUTSIDE AND DO IT! 1762 01:16:05,829 --> 01:16:06,996 I'M GONNA FUCK YOU UP, MAN. 1763 01:16:06,996 --> 01:16:08,164 I'M GONNA MESS YOUR FACE UP. 1764 01:16:08,164 --> 01:16:08,865 TURN AROUND. 1765 01:16:08,865 --> 01:16:09,966 OPEN THE GODDAMN DOOR NOW. 1766 01:16:09,966 --> 01:16:10,967 OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR NOW! 1767 01:16:10,967 --> 01:16:11,968 >> YOU WANT THE DOOR OPEN? 1768 01:16:11,968 --> 01:16:13,036 >> YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I DO. 1769 01:16:13,036 --> 01:16:13,703 >> ALL RIGHT. 1770 01:16:13,703 --> 01:16:14,671 I'M GONNA OPEN THE DOOR. 1771 01:16:14,671 --> 01:16:15,204 >> THAT'S RIGHT. 1772 01:16:15,204 --> 01:16:16,205 >> AND I'M GONNA OPEN YOUR 1773 01:16:16,205 --> 01:16:17,340 SKULL, TOO, MOTHERFUCKER. YEAH. 1774 01:16:17,340 --> 01:16:18,241 >> YOU GONNA BRING IT? 1775 01:16:18,241 --> 01:16:19,175 YOU GOT TO OPEN THE DOOR 1776 01:16:19,175 --> 01:16:19,743 TO DO IT. 1777 01:16:19,743 --> 01:16:21,344 >> YOUR MOUTH JUST WROTE A CHECK 1778 01:16:21,344 --> 01:16:22,679 YOUR ASS CAN'T CASH! 1779 01:16:22,679 --> 01:16:23,647 >> I'M GONNA BUST IN! 1780 01:16:23,647 --> 01:16:24,047 >> YEAH. 1781 01:16:24,047 --> 01:16:25,348 I'M GONNA OPEN A CAN OF WHUP-ASS 1782 01:16:25,348 --> 01:16:26,816 AND BAD INTENTIONS ON YOUR ASS, 1783 01:16:26,816 --> 01:16:27,350 MOTHERFUCKER. 1784 01:16:27,350 --> 01:16:28,117 >> COME ON IN. 1785 01:16:28,117 --> 01:16:28,885 >> YEAH, YEAH. 1786 01:16:28,885 --> 01:16:29,352 >> COME ON. 1787 01:16:29,352 --> 01:16:30,353 RIGHT OVER HERE, BABY. 1788 01:16:30,353 --> 01:16:31,655 >> YOU 'BOUT TO GET SOME. 1789 01:16:31,655 --> 01:16:32,021 >> AAH! 1790 01:16:32,021 --> 01:16:33,757 >> SHIT! SHIT! 1791 01:16:34,924 --> 01:16:36,893 AH-HA-HA! 1792 01:16:36,893 --> 01:16:38,127 BACK UP. 1793 01:16:38,127 --> 01:16:39,963 >> WHAT DO THESE MATERIALS LOOK 1794 01:16:39,963 --> 01:16:42,298 LIKE?! 1795 01:16:42,298 --> 01:16:45,068 >> IT'S IN THERE. 1796 01:16:45,068 --> 01:16:47,370 >> BEAT HIS ASS, TRAV! 1797 01:16:47,370 --> 01:16:51,841 THAT'S SOME BEST-MAN SHIT! 1798 01:16:51,841 --> 01:16:52,776 >> I'M RIGHT HERE! 1799 01:16:52,776 --> 01:16:53,442 I'M RIGHT HERE! 1800 01:16:53,442 --> 01:16:54,744 >> WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM? 1801 01:16:54,744 --> 01:16:55,444 >> LET'S GO. GO. 1802 01:16:55,444 --> 01:16:56,245 OH, WHAT'S UP? 1803 01:16:56,245 --> 01:16:58,081 WHOO! WHOO! 1804 01:16:58,081 --> 01:17:00,316 >> WHAT THE HELL? 1805 01:17:00,316 --> 01:17:02,018 I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK I'M 1806 01:17:02,018 --> 01:17:06,289 LOOKING FOR! 1807 01:17:06,289 --> 01:17:07,390 J.P., IS THIS IT? 1808 01:17:07,390 --> 01:17:09,425 >> NO. 1809 01:17:09,425 --> 01:17:11,294 BUT THIS IS. 1810 01:17:11,294 --> 01:17:13,697 LET'S GO. 1811 01:17:13,697 --> 01:17:16,299 I DON'T DO THAT. 1812 01:17:16,299 --> 01:17:17,466 >> OKAY. 1813 01:17:17,466 --> 01:17:18,334 >> I'M GONNA DROP THIS. 1814 01:17:18,334 --> 01:17:19,202 WE CAN GO MANO A MANO. 1815 01:17:19,202 --> 01:17:20,403 >> AH, SHIT! 1816 01:17:20,403 --> 01:17:21,905 DAMN IT! FUCK! 1817 01:17:21,905 --> 01:17:22,906 >> JUST STAY DOWN! 1818 01:17:22,906 --> 01:17:24,340 DOWN! STAY DOWN, GOD DAMN IT! 1819 01:17:24,340 --> 01:17:25,074 STAY DOWN! 1820 01:17:25,074 --> 01:17:25,975 LOOK OUT, J.P.! 1821 01:17:25,975 --> 01:17:28,144 >> OH, SHIT! 1822 01:17:28,144 --> 01:17:29,879 >> SORRY! 1823 01:17:29,879 --> 01:17:32,348 >> FUCK YOU, MOTHERFUCKERS! 1824 01:17:32,348 --> 01:17:34,918 IF YOU PAWN ANYTHING, Y'ALL SEE 1825 01:17:34,918 --> 01:17:36,786 I'M KEEPING THAT SHIT! 1826 01:17:54,370 --> 01:17:56,172 >> ALL RIGHT. 1827 01:17:56,172 --> 01:17:59,075 THAT NECKLACE CARRIES THE CURSE 1828 01:17:59,075 --> 01:18:01,144 OF THE INCULTA DEMON. 1829 01:18:01,144 --> 01:18:04,080 IT BE A MESS OF BAD MOJO. 1830 01:18:04,080 --> 01:18:06,449 NOW, HOW LONG AGO DID YOU SAY 1831 01:18:06,449 --> 01:18:08,051 YOU TIED HER UP? 1832 01:18:08,051 --> 01:18:10,186 >> MAYBE A FEW HOURS AGO? 1833 01:18:10,186 --> 01:18:11,120 >> YEAH. 1834 01:18:11,120 --> 01:18:13,322 >> WELL, I WON'T BE ABLE TO GET 1835 01:18:13,322 --> 01:18:15,524 THE DEMON OUT WHILE THAT BODY'S 1836 01:18:15,524 --> 01:18:16,392 SEDATED. 1837 01:18:16,392 --> 01:18:17,126 >> ALL RIGHT. 1838 01:18:17,126 --> 01:18:18,061 SO, WHAT'S THE PLAN? 1839 01:18:18,061 --> 01:18:19,095 WE JUST RUSH IN OR WHAT? 1840 01:18:20,029 --> 01:18:22,331 MAN...THE GAME PLAN IS I GO IN 1841 01:18:22,331 --> 01:18:24,000 AND SAVE HER SOUL. 1842 01:18:24,000 --> 01:18:26,369 YOU TWO BACK ME UP JUST IN CASE 1843 01:18:26,369 --> 01:18:27,804 SHE GET LOOSE. 1844 01:18:27,804 --> 01:18:29,372 YOU DIG? 1845 01:18:29,372 --> 01:18:30,506 >> DIG. 1846 01:18:30,506 --> 01:18:31,507 >> ALL RIGHT. 1847 01:18:31,507 --> 01:18:34,343 OPEN THAT MOTHERFUCKER. 1848 01:18:46,222 --> 01:18:49,392 >> HOLY SHIT! 1849 01:18:49,392 --> 01:18:51,094 >> AAAAAH! AAAH! 1850 01:18:51,094 --> 01:18:52,328 >> FUCK! 1851 01:18:53,797 --> 01:18:55,899 >> AAAAAH! 1852 01:18:55,899 --> 01:18:57,166 >> WE NEED TO REGROUP ON THIS 1853 01:18:57,166 --> 01:18:57,500 SHIT. 1854 01:18:57,500 --> 01:18:58,134 LET'S GO. 1855 01:18:58,134 --> 01:19:01,404 >> YEP. 1856 01:19:16,219 --> 01:19:17,586 >> DOREEN! 1857 01:19:17,586 --> 01:19:19,155 COME DOWN! 1858 01:19:19,155 --> 01:19:21,524 WE WANT TO HELP YOU! 1859 01:19:21,524 --> 01:19:24,560 >> THERE IS NO DOREEN. 1860 01:19:24,560 --> 01:19:27,997 THERE IS ONLY THE DEMON. 1861 01:19:37,573 --> 01:19:39,442 AAAAAAAAH! 1862 01:19:39,442 --> 01:19:41,510 >> AAAAAAAH! 1863 01:19:44,580 --> 01:19:45,581 >> YEAH. 1864 01:19:45,581 --> 01:19:48,084 I'VE SEEN YOUR TYPE BEFORE, 1865 01:19:48,084 --> 01:19:48,952 DEMON. 1866 01:19:48,952 --> 01:19:51,420 I'M SENDING YOU BACK TO HELL! 1867 01:19:51,420 --> 01:19:56,159 YOU...WILL...RELEASE THIS WOMAN! 1868 01:19:56,159 --> 01:19:58,327 >> YOURS WILL BE NEXT, PRIEST! 1869 01:20:00,463 --> 01:20:01,865 >> HOW LONG?! 1870 01:20:01,865 --> 01:20:03,933 >> J.P., LET'S GO! HURRY! 1871 01:20:26,422 --> 01:20:27,623 >> SON OF A BITCH! 1872 01:20:27,623 --> 01:20:29,092 >> YOU OKAY, TRAVIS? 1873 01:20:29,092 --> 01:20:31,460 >> YEAH. 1874 01:20:31,460 --> 01:20:33,662 >> I'LL RELEASE YOU. 1875 01:20:33,662 --> 01:20:35,231 >> COME ON. 1876 01:20:35,231 --> 01:20:36,399 >> OHH! 1877 01:20:36,399 --> 01:20:37,466 >> DOREEN! 1878 01:20:39,102 --> 01:20:40,403 I GOT HER! GET AWAY! 1879 01:20:40,403 --> 01:20:41,370 I GOT HER! 1880 01:20:41,370 --> 01:20:42,238 >> AAH! UGH! 1881 01:20:42,238 --> 01:20:43,072 >> COME ON! 1882 01:20:43,072 --> 01:20:44,573 YOU GOT TO STOP, BABE! STOP! 1883 01:20:44,573 --> 01:20:45,641 >> HOLD HER DOWN. 1884 01:20:45,641 --> 01:20:47,243 I GOT TO EXTRACT THE DEMON 1885 01:20:47,243 --> 01:20:48,945 MANUALLY. 1886 01:20:50,246 --> 01:20:52,448 >> I GOT HER. 1887 01:21:20,476 --> 01:21:23,312 >> UGH! 1888 01:21:23,312 --> 01:21:25,214 UGH! 1889 01:21:33,289 --> 01:21:34,590 UGH! 1890 01:21:40,629 --> 01:21:41,697 OHH! 1891 01:21:41,697 --> 01:21:42,631 AHH. 1892 01:21:49,973 --> 01:21:52,408 >> COME ON. 1893 01:21:52,408 --> 01:21:55,111 YOU'RE OKAY. 1894 01:21:55,111 --> 01:22:00,149 COME ON! 1895 01:22:20,036 --> 01:22:21,237 >> COME ON, JOHNNY! 1896 01:22:27,576 --> 01:22:31,014 >> COME ON! 1897 01:22:31,014 --> 01:22:33,449 >> HEY, FAT BOY! 1898 01:22:46,695 --> 01:22:48,331 >> HERE COMES THE GROOM, 1899 01:22:48,331 --> 01:22:49,298 MOTHERFUCKER. 1900 01:22:49,298 --> 01:22:51,500 AAAAAAAAAAAAH! 1901 01:22:54,703 --> 01:22:55,638 TRAVIS! 1902 01:22:57,106 --> 01:22:58,507 >> TRAVIS, NOW! 1903 01:23:04,680 --> 01:23:10,519 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! 1904 01:23:33,642 --> 01:23:36,545 >> I'M SORRY. 1905 01:23:46,189 --> 01:23:51,760 >> I, HANK VON WITZENBURG... 1906 01:23:51,760 --> 01:23:55,664 TAKE YOU, DOREEN MAHONEY... 1907 01:23:55,664 --> 01:24:01,370 TO BE MY LAWFUL, WEDDED WIFE... 1908 01:24:01,370 --> 01:24:05,174 TO HAVE AND TO HOLD... 1909 01:24:05,174 --> 01:24:07,710 FROM THIS DAY FORWARD... 1910 01:24:07,710 --> 01:24:11,314 FOR BETTER OR FOR WORSE... 1911 01:24:11,314 --> 01:24:14,817 TILL DEATH DO US PART. 1912 01:24:26,629 --> 01:24:29,232 >> I LOVE YOU. 1913 01:24:29,232 --> 01:24:31,200 >> I LOVE YOU, TOO. 1914 01:24:31,200 --> 01:24:33,102 >> I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE. 1915 01:24:38,241 --> 01:24:39,775 >> YOU'RE REALLY STRONG WHEN 1916 01:24:39,775 --> 01:24:40,743 YOU'RE A DEMON. 1917 01:24:40,743 --> 01:24:41,677 >> I'M SORRY. 1918 01:24:41,677 --> 01:24:43,912 >> MY WHOLE BODY ACHES. 1919 01:24:51,520 --> 01:24:53,189 >> HOW ARE YOU, JOHNNY? 1920 01:24:53,189 --> 01:24:54,190 >> ALL RIGHT. 1921 01:24:54,190 --> 01:24:55,858 >> I CAN'T THANK YOU ENOUGH. 1922 01:24:55,858 --> 01:24:58,627 I OWE YOU EVERYTHING. 1923 01:24:58,627 --> 01:25:01,564 >> DON'T MENTION IT. 1924 01:25:01,564 --> 01:25:03,299 I WAS MARRIED ONCE, TOO, YOU 1925 01:25:03,299 --> 01:25:05,834 KNOW. 1926 01:25:05,834 --> 01:25:08,237 DOREEN... 1927 01:25:08,237 --> 01:25:10,639 YOU TAKE CARE, BABY. 1928 01:25:10,639 --> 01:25:14,877 >> THANK YOU. 1929 01:25:14,877 --> 01:25:18,347 >> AND, UH, SHIT. 1930 01:25:18,347 --> 01:25:20,883 I'M SORRY. 1931 01:25:20,883 --> 01:25:22,485 I'M TRYING TO THINK ABOUT SOME 1932 01:25:22,485 --> 01:25:24,187 WAY TO MAKE IT UP TO YOU GUYS -- 1933 01:25:24,187 --> 01:25:25,521 YOU KNOW, GIVE YOU SOMETHING 1934 01:25:25,521 --> 01:25:30,893 SPECIAL -- SO, UH... 1935 01:25:30,893 --> 01:25:33,429 >> I CAN'T ACCEPT BLACK MAMA, 1936 01:25:33,429 --> 01:25:33,929 MAN. 1937 01:25:33,929 --> 01:25:35,531 >> YES, YOU CAN. 1938 01:25:35,531 --> 01:25:37,300 CONGRATULATIONS. 1939 01:25:37,300 --> 01:25:39,602 BESIDES, I'M GONNA STICK AROUND 1940 01:25:39,602 --> 01:25:41,937 WITH OLD J.P. HERE -- FUCK UP A 1941 01:25:41,937 --> 01:25:44,240 COUPLE DEMONS. 1942 01:25:44,240 --> 01:25:45,674 IT'S LIKE MAMA ALWAYS SAID -- 1943 01:25:45,674 --> 01:25:46,875 SOMEDAY I'D BE GOOD AT 1944 01:25:46,875 --> 01:25:50,813 SOMETHING, RIGHT, SIS? 1945 01:25:53,716 --> 01:25:55,618 I LOVE YOU. 1946 01:25:58,854 --> 01:26:00,423 YOU GOT A GOOD MAN. 1947 01:26:00,423 --> 01:26:01,524 HE'LL TAKE CARE OF YOU. 1948 01:26:01,524 --> 01:26:02,725 >> CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A 1949 01:26:02,725 --> 01:26:03,292 SECOND? 1950 01:26:03,292 --> 01:26:07,963 >> YEAH. 1951 01:26:07,963 --> 01:26:11,634 WHAT' SUP? 1952 01:26:11,634 --> 01:26:12,835 >> YOU MADE A HELL OF A BEST 1953 01:26:12,835 --> 01:26:15,003 MAN. 1954 01:26:15,003 --> 01:26:17,573 AND, LOOK, I GOT ALL MY 1955 01:26:17,573 --> 01:26:18,607 GROOMSMEN WATCHES, BUT, UH... 1956 01:26:18,607 --> 01:26:19,575 >> YOU AIN'T GOT TO GET ME 1957 01:26:19,575 --> 01:26:20,008 NOTHING, MAN. 1958 01:26:20,008 --> 01:26:21,944 >> NO, NO, NO. 1959 01:26:21,944 --> 01:26:23,546 I WANT TO GIVE YOU THESE. 1960 01:26:23,546 --> 01:26:24,913 >> UH...HANK, I THINK YOU SHOULD 1961 01:26:24,913 --> 01:26:25,781 HANG ON TO THEM. 1962 01:26:25,781 --> 01:26:27,316 >> NO, NO, NO, LISTEN -- I WANT 1963 01:26:27,316 --> 01:26:28,684 YOU TO TAKE THEM BECAUSE SOMEDAY 1964 01:26:28,684 --> 01:26:31,387 I'M GONNA COME BACK FOR THEM. 1965 01:26:31,387 --> 01:26:34,557 >> ALL RIGHT. 1966 01:26:34,557 --> 01:26:36,892 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY, 1967 01:26:36,892 --> 01:26:37,860 REALLY. 1968 01:26:37,860 --> 01:26:39,862 THANK YOU. 1969 01:26:39,862 --> 01:26:40,863 I KNOW A TAXIDERMIST. 1970 01:26:40,863 --> 01:26:42,398 MAYBE HE COULD GET THEM FIXED UP 1971 01:26:42,398 --> 01:26:42,798 FOR YOU. 1972 01:26:42,798 --> 01:26:44,767 >> TRAVIS, JUST SHUT UP FOR A 1973 01:26:44,767 --> 01:26:45,534 SECOND. 1974 01:26:45,534 --> 01:26:46,569 JUST SHUT UP. 1975 01:26:46,569 --> 01:26:48,471 >> YOU DID GOOD. 1976 01:26:53,609 --> 01:26:55,444 TAKE CARE OF MY SISTER, ALL 1977 01:26:55,444 --> 01:26:57,346 RIGHT? 1978 01:27:01,950 --> 01:27:03,719 TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF, TOO, ALL 1979 01:27:03,719 --> 01:27:04,320 RIGHT? 1980 01:27:04,320 --> 01:27:05,521 ENJOY YOUR HONEYMOON. 1981 01:27:06,322 --> 01:27:07,456 >> GO ON. GET OUT OF HERE. 1982 01:27:07,456 --> 01:27:08,757 YOU'VE SPENT ENOUGH TIME IN THIS 1983 01:27:08,757 --> 01:27:10,659 SHITHOLE. 1984 01:27:28,477 --> 01:27:30,546 BE GOOD TO 'EM BOTH! 1985 01:27:31,714 --> 01:27:33,949 WHERE DO DEMONS HANG OUT IN THIS 1986 01:27:33,949 --> 01:27:36,018 TOWN, J.P.? 1987 01:27:36,018 --> 01:27:39,722 >> UH...WELL... 1988 01:27:39,722 --> 01:27:41,490 THERE'S THIS PLACE CALLED 1989 01:27:41,490 --> 01:27:44,460 TEA PARTY PIT STOP. 1990 01:27:44,460 --> 01:27:45,828 IT'S PRETTY ROUGH. 1991 01:27:45,828 --> 01:27:48,331 >> SOUNDS LIKE MY KIND OF JOINT. 1992 01:27:48,331 --> 01:27:49,798 >> YEAH. 1993 01:27:49,798 --> 01:27:51,834 HEY... 1994 01:27:51,834 --> 01:27:54,737 CAN I HAVE A FAG, TALL STACK? 1995 01:28:07,450 --> 01:28:08,817 >> LET'S GET THIS SHOW ON THE 1996 01:28:08,817 --> 01:28:09,352 ROAD. 1997 01:28:09,352 --> 01:28:10,419 >> YEP. 1998 01:28:11,053 --> 01:28:12,555 ZIGGY FRANKLIN'S "FRIEND IN ME" 1999 01:28:12,921 --> 01:28:14,022 >> YOU KNOW I'M A PRETTY FAST 2000 01:28:14,022 --> 01:28:14,790 FUCKING LEARNER. 2001 01:28:14,790 --> 01:28:15,691 I EVER TELL YOU THAT? 2002 01:28:15,691 --> 01:28:17,059 THANK YOU. 2003 01:28:17,059 --> 01:28:19,828 WELL, YOU KNOW... 2004 01:28:19,828 --> 01:28:21,630 >> OPEN UP A BUSINESS TOGETHER, 2005 01:28:21,630 --> 01:28:22,365 YOU KNOW? 2006 01:28:22,365 --> 01:28:23,832 SEE, I'M A HELL OF A WORKER. 2007 01:28:23,832 --> 01:28:25,601 >> YOU TALKING ABOUT A BARBECUE 2008 01:28:25,601 --> 01:28:26,935 JOINT OR SOMETHING, BOY? 2009 01:28:26,935 --> 01:28:28,371 >> NO, I'M TALKING ABOUT FUCKING 2010 01:28:28,371 --> 01:28:28,804 DEMONS UP. 2011 01:28:28,804 --> 01:28:29,972 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, 2012 01:28:29,972 --> 01:28:30,506 J.P. 2013 01:28:30,506 --> 01:28:32,040 >> WELL, DIDN'T I TELL YOU, BOY, 2014 01:28:32,040 --> 01:28:33,576 I WAS OUT OF THAT BUSINESS? 2015 01:28:33,576 --> 01:28:35,544 >> * IF YOU NEED, YOU CAN CALL * 2016 01:28:35,544 --> 01:28:36,979 * YOU ALWAYS GOT A FRIEND, I'LL 2017 01:28:36,979 --> 01:28:38,514 COME RIGHT OVER * 2018 01:28:38,514 --> 01:28:39,882 * WITH A HAND TO LEND * 2019 01:28:39,882 --> 01:28:42,418 * IT'S NO PROBLEM, YOU SEE * 2020 01:28:42,418 --> 01:28:44,453 >> * YOU ALWAYS GOT A FRIEND IN 2021 01:28:44,453 --> 01:28:45,721 ME * 2022 01:28:45,721 --> 01:28:47,022 >> * WE CAN GO FOR A WALK 2023 01:28:47,022 --> 01:28:48,624 IF YOU NEED TO TALK * 2024 01:28:48,624 --> 01:28:49,958 * STAY OUT ALL NIGHT, 2025 01:28:49,958 --> 01:28:51,460 SEE THE MORNING LIGHT * 2026 01:28:51,460 --> 01:28:53,629 * DAYBREAK'S NO STRANGER TO ME * 2027 01:28:53,629 --> 01:28:55,998 >> * YOU ALWAYS GOT A FRIEND IN 2028 01:28:55,998 --> 01:28:57,800 ME * 2029 01:29:05,808 --> 01:29:07,743 * YOU ALWAYS GOT A FRIEND IN 2030 01:29:07,743 --> 01:29:09,144 ME * 2031 01:29:17,753 --> 01:29:19,555 * YOU ALWAYS GOT A FRIEND IN 2032 01:29:19,555 --> 01:29:20,556 ME * 2033 01:29:20,556 --> 01:29:22,190 >> * IF YOU'RE HOT, I WILL TRY 2034 01:29:22,190 --> 01:29:23,659 TO PROVIDE A SHADE * 2035 01:29:23,659 --> 01:29:25,027 * IF YOU'RE THIRSTY, I CAN MAKE 2036 01:29:25,027 --> 01:29:26,361 SOME LEMONADE * 2037 01:29:26,529 --> 01:29:27,963 * WE CAN SIP IT BY THE 2038 01:29:27,963 --> 01:29:29,432 HONEYBEES * 2039 01:29:29,432 --> 01:29:31,066 * IN THE SHADE I FOUND UNDER THE 2040 01:29:31,066 --> 01:29:32,435 TREES * 2041 01:29:32,435 --> 01:29:34,002 * IF YOU'RE DIRTY, I, 2042 01:29:34,002 --> 01:29:35,438 I WILL RUN A BATH * 2043 01:29:35,438 --> 01:29:36,872 * IF YOU'RE CONFUSED, I, 2044 01:29:36,872 --> 01:29:38,441 I CAN DO THE MATH * 2045 01:29:38,441 --> 01:29:41,043 * THAT'S NO PROBLEM, YOU SEE * 2046 01:29:41,043 --> 01:29:42,845 >> * YOU ALWAYS GOT A FRIEND IN 2047 01:29:42,845 --> 01:29:44,012 ME * 2048 01:29:52,855 --> 01:29:54,657 * YOU ALWAYS GOT A FRIEND IN 2049 01:29:54,657 --> 01:29:56,024 ME * 2050 01:30:04,600 --> 01:30:06,234 * YOU ALWAYS GOT A FRIEND IN 2051 01:30:06,234 --> 01:30:07,570 ME * 2052 01:30:30,526 --> 01:30:31,927 >> * IF YOU'RE HUNGRY, 2053 01:30:31,927 --> 01:30:33,829 I CAN MAKE A COUPLE PLATES * 2054 01:30:33,829 --> 01:30:34,963 * IF YOU WANT A RIDE, 2055 01:30:34,963 --> 01:30:36,765 YOU CAN USE MY ROLLER SKATES * 2056 01:30:36,765 --> 01:30:40,035 * ANYTHING THAT YOU NEED, 2057 01:30:40,035 --> 01:30:42,137 YOU CAN GET FROM ME * 2058 01:30:42,137 --> 01:30:44,039 * IF I GET THAT CALL 2059 01:30:44,039 --> 01:30:45,541 IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT * 2060 01:30:45,541 --> 01:30:47,075 * I'D RATHER NOT BE INVOLVED 2061 01:30:47,075 --> 01:30:49,177 WITH THE LAW, BUT I WILL BRING 2062 01:30:49,177 --> 01:30:51,279 THE SHOVELS YOU NEED * 2063 01:30:51,279 --> 01:30:52,848 >> * YOU KNOW THAT YOU CAN COUNT 2064 01:30:52,848 --> 01:30:53,916 ON ME * 2065 01:32:01,617 --> 01:32:03,318 * YOU ALWAYS GOT A FRIEND IN 2066 01:32:03,318 --> 01:32:05,588 ME * 116954

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