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Hey, Wratherheads!
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Someone's got a 13th birthday coming up.
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-It's me!
-You're talking to a tree.
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It's me!
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So Mom suggested we doa special birthday edition
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that's full of surprises.
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The first surprise. I'll be the one
doing whatever you guys pick.
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I'm actually OK with that.
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(groans) I'm starting to feel my age.
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So today's party-themed question is...
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Would you rather take a scenic
birthday balloon ride?
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Yeah, there's no way I'm doing that.
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Don't worry, you won't be alone.
We got you a co-pilot.
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I'm not sitting next to that thing.
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That thing has a name!
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Um, guys?
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Oh, stop. Please. Come back.
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Jump, Lil' Cami! Papa's got you!
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Welp, looks like Whack-A-Cami piñata wins.
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-That does not look like me.
-Teen years can be awkward.
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No offense, piñata me.
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But I'm about to beat
the candy out of you.
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-One. Two. Go! Swing!
-She's gonna fall.
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Ew! What is this?
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Ollie, when we told you to fill
the piñata with chocolate,
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we meant bars not sauce.
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Huh. That does make more sense.
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(theme song playing)
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♪ Would you rather lose your phone ♪
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♪ Or give up pizza for a month? ♪
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♪ Share your diary with the world ♪
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♪ Or have to eat it for your lunch? ♪
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♪ Sing out of tune to your friends ♪
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♪ Or trip and fall into your crush? ♪
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♪ Shave your head, paint it red ♪
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♪ Or use your dog's toothbrush? ♪
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♪ We need a little Q and A ♪
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♪ Come on, Wratherheads, play along ♪
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♪ Would you rather do this? ♪
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♪ Would you rather do this? ♪
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♪ Would you rather do that? ♪
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♪ Would you rather do that? ♪
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♪ Don't matter what we do ♪
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♪ We're doing it with you ♪
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♪ I'd rather do that ♪
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♪ Ask the world ♪
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♪ Would you rather do this? ♪
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♪ Would you rather do this? ♪
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♪ Or would you rather just dance? ♪
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♪ Or would you rather just dance? ♪
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♪ No matter what we do ♪
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♪ We're doing it with you ♪
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♪ I'd rather do that ♪
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Ask the world!
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♪ Would you rather do that? ♪
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I'm telling you, Delaware, I have
a history of terrible birthday parties.
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It can't be that bad.
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-It's that bad. Pick an age.
-OK. Six.
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Pony threw up on me.
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-Nine.
-Ah. Angry skunk in the bouncy house.
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-Eleven.
-The clown fell down the stairs.
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Yes. Fell.
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Anyway, I need everyone's help
to make sure
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the birthday curse doesn't strike again.
Especially cause it's number 13.
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Actually in some cultures,
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the number 13 is considered very lucky.
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-Really?
-But in most, it's really, really bad.
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Like, horror movie bad.
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Any luck getting Cami the Ariana Grande
concert tickets for this weekend?
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No. I couldn't win any of
the radio station call-in contests.
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I even called one of the DJs at home.
Turns out they really don't like that.
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That concert sold out in 30 seconds.
This was our only hope.
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Nothing else we give Cami
will be even half as good.
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Hey, maybe the theme
of your party this year could be Disaster!
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Then, no matter what goes wrong,
it's like you planned it.
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Actually, I already got a theme.
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Carnivale!
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-Carnival?
-No. Carnivale!
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It's like carnival,
but with an "e" on the end, so it's fancy.
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Mom gave me a budget
and we hired acrobats,
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fire-eaters, and sword-swallowers.
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Cool... To do what?
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-Is Ollie in here?
-No. Why?
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I just picked up Cami's birthday cake
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and that boy is a cake's
most dangerous predator.
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Whoa. Is that from Land O' Cakes?
I love that place.
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-Oh, my gosh, that smell.
-I know!
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Is it weird that I sealed up my car
windows so I could trap in the scent?
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No. Is it weird that I wanna go
sniff your car seats?
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Yes.
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We need to hide this quick.
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-It's only a matter of time before--
-Where is it?
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Where's what?
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Vanilla bean, perhaps? Wait!
(sniffs) Buttercream. Bam!
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You will not drool on me!
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Hello, cake.
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My name is Oliver Wrather.
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And I'm your worst nightmare.
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Ollie, you are not allowed
anywhere near this ca-- (gasps)
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It's too late. He's got his fork-sleeves!
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Ollie, I mean it.
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This year,
I want Cami's birthday to be perfect.
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So can you please
do your part and help out?
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Fine. You live. For now...
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Wait! I also smell ice cream.
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Get out of my kitchen!
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Fred, without those concert tickets,
we got nothing.
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Cami's party is tomorrow night.
We're running out of time.
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I told you, I can't help you brainstorm
until I've had my Yes-I-Can-taloupe.
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(gasps) Sweet birthday magic!
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Cooper, look! It's Ariana Grande!
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Fred, that's not--
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Sweet birthday magic! It's her.
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She must be in town
for her concert this Sunday.
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And I see she's a fellow
Can-talouper. Nice.
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(both gasp)
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Dude, you know what we can do to make
Cami's 13th the most epic party ever?
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-Invite Ariana Grande!
-That's genius!
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As the only one of us
who's spent any significant time
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around a celebrity, let me do the talking.
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Just because your uncle ran onto the field
at that baseball game,
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doesn't make him a celebrity.
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He was on TV! Just let me handle it.
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Why, hello there. The name's Fred.
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(squeals) I like your hair!
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(normal voice) You're up.
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Hey, so sorry to bother you...
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I'm just saying,
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if you run across a baseball field
in your underwear, you're a celebrity.
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Am I right? Or am I right?
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She said yes!
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-(gasps) This is crazy!
-I know!
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(both giggle)
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That was like, so nice.
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I just got invited
to some girl's b-day party.
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Apparently she's a big fan.
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(gasps) She must've tried
my Smoothie of the Month.
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Cami, say goodbye to the birthday curse.
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We've gotten you
the greatest present ever!
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-We got--
-Wait. I wanna say it.
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Well, so do I. Let's both say it.
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Both: Ariana Grande
is coming to your party!
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Wait, what?
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They said Ariana Grande
is coming to your party!
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-Yeah.
-Wait, what?
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You know how she's in town
for her concert?
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Well, we saw her today at Fast N' Fruity.
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I asked her if she'd come
to your party and she said yes!
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-Don't mess with me.
-Don't mess with her!
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-We're not.
-She's coming!
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She's very down to Earth
about her celebrity.
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Unlike my uncle.
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Oh, my goodness. This is insane!
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-Do you think she'll sing a song?
-I'm sure she will! Ari's cool like that.
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OK. We're gonna have to find
a bigger place than the backyard.
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Forget "Carnivale." That's kid stuff.
This party is for a teenager!
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Thank you, guys. This is amazing!
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Hello, Sweet Thing. Shall we dance?
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-(alarm blaring)
-Jenna: Busted.
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Busted. Busted.
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Well, look what we have here.
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Never wake a sleepwalker.
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Save it, Cakeboy. We hid it.
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Well actually, I hid it.
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Mom spent all afternoon
making that weird cake alarm.
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You would really ruin your sister's
big day just for a little sugar rush?
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Yes.
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Back to bed. Now.
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I am very disappointed in you!
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Let's put this in the garage.
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Mmm. There's that smell again.
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Ah, notes of caramel.
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Dancing on a bed of luscious butter cream.
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(laughs nervously) What if we tried
just a little bit of the icing?
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-I'm listening.
-You know, just to make sure it's OK.
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-Quality control.
-Mm-hmm.
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I'm just gonna take
the slightest little bit.
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Not with a spatula! It's too big.
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Hey hands off! I got it.
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(gasps)
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What have you done?
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Look where we are, Cami.
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Getting juice from the place
where it all happened.
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We've been working non-stop to geteverything ready for the party tonight.
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It's gonna be great. Gotta go!
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Welcome to Fast N' Fruity.
Oh, hey, it's you guys!
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Why are you behind the counter...
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-In a uniform?
-...that says Jen?
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Because I work here.
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Ariana Grande works at a juice shop?
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She does?
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Oh, man, Cami's gone all out
and now Ariana's not coming.
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This is gonna be really, really bad...
when you tell her.
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I really think this type of thing
is better coming from family.
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-Why don't we ask the Wratherheads?
-Because I'm not camera-ready.
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Too late.
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Hey, guys. Fred and I need your advice.
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If you had to receive bad news,
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is it better to come from a siblingor a friend?
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Yes. What do you guys think?
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A friend? Or a loving brother?
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They're saying we should both do it.
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Fine. Time to step up
and be the men that we are!
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Cami? We have to tell you something.
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That you don't know
how to dress yourselves?
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-(both laugh)
-Good one.
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Delaware, here's the list for the party.
Make sure everyone's invited tonight.
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Even people in prison?
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No. Not people in prison.
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You guys, I can't thank you enough.
This feels like a dream!
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Yeah. About that... It's kinda funny.
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(both laugh nervously)
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Remember when we told you
we met Ariana Grande?
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And we got her to come to your party?
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-Yes...
-(both laugh nervously)
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Well, turns out, it wasn't her!
It was just a girl that looks like her!
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(awkwardly laughs)
Hilarious mix-up, right?
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What? Ariana Grande's not coming?
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-Be gentle!
-Not the face!
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I knew it. It's the birthday curse.
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I guess
I'm just not meant to have a good party.
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Even for my 13th.
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So did they fix it?
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They said they couldn't
squeeze me in today.
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That bakery is backed up
worse than your Uncle Ted.
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That's a weird thing
to work into the convo.
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The one present Cami asked for
was a cake from Land O' Cakes.
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Now look at it.
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My baby has a spatula face!
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-Ollie.
-Relax. You were right.
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I need to do my part for Cami's birthday.
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I even made you a card to apologize.
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"I'm sorry. Only a big jerk
would try to eat
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someone's special cake
before their special day."
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Take my forks. I'm not worthy.
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-We're terrible people!
-We have to fix this.
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We could do it.
It's just re-doing the face.
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I've been crushing it
in art class at the community center.
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I've got all the frosting
we need down at the snack bar.
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Look at us, working together,
there's nothing we can't do!
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Absolutely! (laughs)
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-I guess there is something we can't do.
-Absolutely.
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Look. You owe me.
Your pony threw up on me.
244
00:12:40,333 --> 00:12:44,133
Good news. I talked to my uncle
and he can appear at your party.
245
00:12:44,291 --> 00:12:45,711
The underwear guy?
246
00:12:47,166 --> 00:12:51,076
Or, we just found out Ariana's
auditioning local dancers
247
00:12:51,166 --> 00:12:52,876
this afternoon for her concert.
248
00:12:52,959 --> 00:12:55,379
-You should try out.
-But what if I don't get it?
249
00:12:55,542 --> 00:12:58,082
Doesn't matter.
It'd put you in the room with her.
250
00:12:58,166 --> 00:13:01,126
Then use your Cami charm
to get her to come to the party.
251
00:13:03,333 --> 00:13:05,673
-All right. Let's do it.
-Great! And we'll come with you.
252
00:13:05,750 --> 00:13:08,000
-Just for support.
-Not because we're fanboys.
253
00:13:08,083 --> 00:13:10,883
Like if you told us Ariana's
favorite snack was blueberries,
254
00:13:10,959 --> 00:13:12,129
we'd be like, what?
255
00:13:13,291 --> 00:13:15,961
It's on her fan page.
You pointed it out to me.
256
00:13:16,125 --> 00:13:18,165
Can you just once follow what I'm doing?
257
00:13:22,041 --> 00:13:23,831
Now what are we gonna do?
258
00:13:23,917 --> 00:13:27,127
Well, for starters, we're getting
your money back from that art class.
259
00:13:28,083 --> 00:13:29,503
We can't let Cami see this.
260
00:13:29,583 --> 00:13:32,003
Or Ollie.
He'll never let us hear the end of it.
261
00:13:32,667 --> 00:13:34,747
You're right. I won't.
262
00:13:36,208 --> 00:13:38,628
You have ruined that beautiful cake.
263
00:13:38,709 --> 00:13:41,079
I am very disappointed
with the both of you.
264
00:13:41,250 --> 00:13:43,290
Both: We're sorry.
265
00:13:43,875 --> 00:13:46,575
Lucky for you, I'm an expert
at fixing up cakes
266
00:13:46,667 --> 00:13:48,247
to make them look untouched.
267
00:13:48,417 --> 00:13:49,537
Excuse me?
268
00:13:49,709 --> 00:13:52,329
I've had a bite of every cake
that's ever passed
269
00:13:52,500 --> 00:13:54,750
through this house
and no one's ever known.
270
00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:58,924
Remember that raspberry unicorn cake
for your middle school graduation?
271
00:13:59,083 --> 00:14:00,253
Yes.
272
00:14:00,417 --> 00:14:03,827
I ate a quarter of its head
before it even got to the restaurant.
273
00:14:04,667 --> 00:14:06,667
But that cake looked perfect.
274
00:14:06,834 --> 00:14:11,924
The entire left corner was rebuilt
with dinner rolls and mayonnaise.
275
00:14:13,750 --> 00:14:15,710
You twisted little genius.
276
00:14:17,125 --> 00:14:18,915
So, can you turn this
into something presentable?
277
00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:20,000
We're desperate.
278
00:14:20,166 --> 00:14:22,076
Perhaps. Perhaps not.
279
00:14:22,250 --> 00:14:25,420
One thing's for sure.
You don't wanna watch this.
280
00:14:25,500 --> 00:14:28,380
'Cause it's gonna get bad
before it gets better.
281
00:14:35,709 --> 00:14:38,709
I'm the only girl here.
There's no way Ariana won't notice me!
282
00:14:40,250 --> 00:14:42,290
Hi! Cami Wrather. Here to audition.
283
00:14:42,458 --> 00:14:45,418
Sorry, sweetie, but we're
only auditioning male dancers.
284
00:14:45,583 --> 00:14:48,633
Oh did I say "Cami"?
(deep voice) I meant Bob.
285
00:14:50,667 --> 00:14:54,247
(normal voice) Fine, I guess I'll just...
Wait, what's that over there?
286
00:14:58,542 --> 00:15:00,922
(laughs) That's a closet.
287
00:15:03,125 --> 00:15:04,785
-Goodbye.
-OK...
288
00:15:05,375 --> 00:15:06,995
That was an epic fail.
289
00:15:08,750 --> 00:15:13,000
Ugh. We were so close! Ariana's just
on the other side of that door.
290
00:15:13,083 --> 00:15:14,213
And all these guys are gonna meet her.
291
00:15:14,291 --> 00:15:16,251
I mean, what do they have
that we don't have?
292
00:15:16,417 --> 00:15:19,497
Talent. But that's never
stopped us before.
293
00:15:21,458 --> 00:15:23,538
(dance music playing)
294
00:15:47,291 --> 00:15:49,211
So when do we meet Ariana?
295
00:15:50,375 --> 00:15:51,375
Get out.
296
00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:01,580
People are gonna be here soon.
And all we have is an empty stage.
297
00:16:01,750 --> 00:16:04,460
Did you call the Carnivale people?
Will any of them come back?
298
00:16:04,542 --> 00:16:08,542
No. But I watched an online video
and I'm pretty sure I can swallow a sword.
299
00:16:08,625 --> 00:16:10,625
-Wanna see?
-Not even a little.
300
00:16:10,792 --> 00:16:14,172
Cami Wrather, get ready.
Someone special is coming to your party...
301
00:16:14,333 --> 00:16:17,753
Say hello to Ariana Grande... ish.
302
00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:20,420
Hi. I'm Jen!
303
00:16:20,583 --> 00:16:22,043
Hi, Jen!
304
00:16:22,208 --> 00:16:23,998
(laughs) Who's Jen?
305
00:16:24,166 --> 00:16:26,496
I'm Jen!
306
00:16:28,667 --> 00:16:30,377
After the back-up dancer fail,
307
00:16:30,458 --> 00:16:32,208
we stopped at the juice shop
for a pick-me-up.
308
00:16:32,375 --> 00:16:34,075
That's when it hit us.
If Jen here could fool
309
00:16:34,250 --> 00:16:36,080
two incredibly sharp guys like us...
310
00:16:36,166 --> 00:16:37,536
She could fool anyone!
311
00:16:37,709 --> 00:16:39,169
Guys, that'll never work.
312
00:16:39,333 --> 00:16:41,963
Can I just say
I'm a huge Fast N' Fruity fan?
313
00:16:42,125 --> 00:16:44,495
I can't believe I'm actually
standing next to you.
314
00:16:44,583 --> 00:16:46,293
Selfie? (squeals)
315
00:16:46,834 --> 00:16:48,294
(shutter clicks)
316
00:16:49,417 --> 00:16:51,997
I mean, she does look like Ariana.
317
00:16:52,166 --> 00:16:55,536
We just put her in the right clothes
and make-up, no one will know.
318
00:16:55,709 --> 00:16:57,079
And you're OK with this?
319
00:16:57,250 --> 00:17:00,420
I've had a few bad birthdays myself,
so I'm happy to help.
320
00:17:00,792 --> 00:17:02,382
Plus your brother gave me ten bucks.
321
00:17:03,750 --> 00:17:06,830
All right. Desperate times, right?
Wait. What about a song?
322
00:17:06,959 --> 00:17:08,709
Oh, yeah. Fred mentioned singing.
323
00:17:09,875 --> 00:17:11,785
Don't worry! I gotcha covered.
324
00:17:12,375 --> 00:17:13,825
OK, let's give it a shot.
325
00:17:13,917 --> 00:17:15,377
Yeah. What's the worst that could happen?
326
00:17:15,750 --> 00:17:17,250
Well, I could be exposed as a liar
327
00:17:17,333 --> 00:17:19,753
and my entire reputation at school
could be ruined.
328
00:17:19,917 --> 00:17:21,287
Hmm. There is that.
329
00:17:29,333 --> 00:17:30,633
(dance music plays)
330
00:17:30,792 --> 00:17:32,882
Where is Ollie with that cake?
331
00:17:34,250 --> 00:17:35,670
Ollie: Coming through!
332
00:17:37,709 --> 00:17:39,999
Ollie, Thank goodness!
Where have you been?
333
00:17:40,166 --> 00:17:43,746
Just making some last-minute adjustments.
She's gonna love it.
334
00:17:44,333 --> 00:17:46,463
-Let's take a look at your handiwork.
-Bap-bap.
335
00:17:46,625 --> 00:17:48,915
I think it's clear
you two cannot be trusted
336
00:17:49,083 --> 00:17:51,003
around tasty desserts.
337
00:17:51,875 --> 00:17:53,915
I knew he'd throw that back in our faces.
338
00:17:55,083 --> 00:17:57,253
All right, Jen, come on out!
339
00:17:57,834 --> 00:17:59,294
Ta-da!
340
00:18:02,333 --> 00:18:04,753
Wow, Cami. You did a great job.
341
00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:07,287
We might actually
be able to pull this off!
342
00:18:07,458 --> 00:18:08,538
Yeah, we will!
343
00:18:08,625 --> 00:18:11,625
This is gonna be the best
Taylor Swift concert ever!
344
00:18:17,417 --> 00:18:20,667
-Hey, everyone!
-(crowd cheers)
345
00:18:22,875 --> 00:18:26,245
Here to wish my sister Cami
a very happy birthday,
346
00:18:26,333 --> 00:18:29,043
Miss Ariana Grande!
347
00:18:29,125 --> 00:18:31,665
(crowd applauds)
348
00:18:37,125 --> 00:18:40,785
(imitating Ariana Grande) Hi, guys!
You ready to get this party started?
349
00:18:40,875 --> 00:18:42,125
(cheering)
350
00:18:43,959 --> 00:18:45,459
Do you recognize this song?
351
00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:47,955
♪ Fast N' Fruity, that's our name ♪
352
00:18:48,125 --> 00:18:49,955
♪ Delicious fruit drinks that's our game ♪
353
00:18:50,125 --> 00:18:53,665
♪ Fast N' Fruity delicious fruit drinks ♪
354
00:18:54,375 --> 00:18:57,495
-What is she singing?
-The Fast N' Fruity jingle!
355
00:18:58,291 --> 00:19:00,001
What's wrong with Ariana Grande?
356
00:19:00,667 --> 00:19:04,417
♪ Take bananas and peachesAnd you chop 'em all up ♪
357
00:19:04,500 --> 00:19:08,290
♪ Then you mix 'em in a blenderAnd you serve 'em in a cup ♪
358
00:19:09,166 --> 00:19:11,576
What are you doing?
You're supposed to be Ariana!
359
00:19:11,792 --> 00:19:13,922
Sorry, I don't know
any of her songs by heart.
360
00:19:14,083 --> 00:19:15,463
But this is pretty good, right?
361
00:19:15,542 --> 00:19:18,962
♪ Then you choppy, chop chopCh-Ch-choppy chop ♪
362
00:19:19,125 --> 00:19:21,245
-Ahh!
-(crowd gasps)
363
00:19:24,500 --> 00:19:28,750
Wait. That's not Ariana.
That's my old babysitter, Jen.
364
00:19:28,917 --> 00:19:31,497
Hey! Oh, my gosh!
365
00:19:31,667 --> 00:19:34,247
Look how much you've grown, Pey-Pey.
366
00:19:35,625 --> 00:19:37,165
It's over. I gotta come clean.
367
00:19:37,333 --> 00:19:39,003
Nope. This one's on us.
368
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:42,790
So... everyone.
369
00:19:43,375 --> 00:19:45,455
This isn't really Ariana Grande.
370
00:19:45,625 --> 00:19:48,535
-(crowd groans)
-But it isn't Cami's fault.
371
00:19:49,125 --> 00:19:51,575
-It's mine.-And mine.
372
00:19:52,166 --> 00:19:55,416
We couldn't get the real Arianaso we tried to trick you.
373
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:58,250
Cami had nothing to do with it.
374
00:19:58,417 --> 00:20:00,287
I can still keep the ten bucks, right?
375
00:20:04,750 --> 00:20:07,790
-This is hard to watch.
-We gotta save this.
376
00:20:08,709 --> 00:20:09,999
Cake time!
377
00:20:17,500 --> 00:20:20,540
Happy-- Oh forget it.
378
00:20:22,041 --> 00:20:23,041
Ollie!
379
00:20:23,667 --> 00:20:25,877
It's our favorite character
from Zombie E.R.
380
00:20:25,959 --> 00:20:27,459
I love it! Thank you.
381
00:20:28,709 --> 00:20:30,879
And that's how it's done.
382
00:20:33,417 --> 00:20:35,787
You know what, every year
you guys work hard
383
00:20:35,875 --> 00:20:39,745
to try and make my birthday awesome
with presents and cakes.
384
00:20:39,834 --> 00:20:41,424
And now I'm realizing
385
00:20:41,583 --> 00:20:44,793
that means way more to me
than having a perfect party.
386
00:20:44,875 --> 00:20:47,285
And even though my birthdays
never go as planned,
387
00:20:47,458 --> 00:20:49,208
at least they're always memorable.
388
00:20:49,291 --> 00:20:52,421
-No one's ever gonna forget this one.
-(laughter)
389
00:20:52,750 --> 00:20:55,880
Hey. Just 'cause we couldn't get Ariana
390
00:20:55,959 --> 00:20:57,829
doesn't mean
we can't have an Ariana party!
391
00:20:58,000 --> 00:20:59,630
(cheering and applause)
392
00:21:05,583 --> 00:21:08,793
♪ If you want it, take it ♪
393
00:21:09,667 --> 00:21:12,207
♪ I should have said it before ♪
394
00:21:12,834 --> 00:21:16,174
♪ Tried to hide it, fake it ♪
395
00:21:17,166 --> 00:21:20,126
♪ I can't pretend anymore ♪
396
00:21:21,166 --> 00:21:24,246
♪ I only want to die alive ♪
397
00:21:24,417 --> 00:21:28,127
♪ Never by the hands of a broken heart ♪
398
00:21:28,208 --> 00:21:31,328
♪ I don't wanna hear you lie tonight ♪
399
00:21:31,500 --> 00:21:35,330
♪ Now that I've become who I really am ♪
400
00:21:36,125 --> 00:21:40,665
All: ♪ This is the part whenI say I don't want ya ♪
401
00:21:40,750 --> 00:21:43,460
♪ I'm stronger than I've been before ♪
402
00:21:43,625 --> 00:21:48,125
♪ This is the part when I break free ♪
403
00:21:48,208 --> 00:21:50,918
♪ ' Cause I can't resist it no more ♪
404
00:21:51,083 --> 00:21:55,213
♪ This is the part whenI say I don't want ya ♪
405
00:21:55,375 --> 00:21:58,285
♪ I'm stronger than I've been before ♪
406
00:21:58,458 --> 00:22:02,878
♪ This is the part when I break free ♪
407
00:22:02,959 --> 00:22:05,669
♪ ' Cause I can't resist it no more ♪
408
00:22:06,583 --> 00:22:08,883
(cheering)
409
00:22:22,667 --> 00:22:23,957
Happy birthday, Cami.
410
00:22:25,375 --> 00:22:30,285
(as Ariana Grande) ♪ Happy birthday ♪
411
00:22:30,458 --> 00:22:32,078
Yeah, we're done with that now.
412
00:22:34,291 --> 00:22:36,921
Thanks. This ended up being
the best birthday ever.
413
00:22:38,083 --> 00:22:40,173
This cake tastes awesome.
414
00:22:40,333 --> 00:22:43,633
Uh, Ollie, did you put a sock in here?
415
00:22:44,250 --> 00:22:46,540
-How'd that get in there?
-I'm out.
416
00:22:46,709 --> 00:22:48,539
(groaning)
417
00:22:50,375 --> 00:22:52,375
It's just too easy.
418
00:22:53,083 --> 00:22:56,333
And now, my lady, we dance.
419
00:22:56,750 --> 00:22:59,210
(laughs) Ahh!
420
00:22:59,959 --> 00:23:01,289
(Fred in high voice) I like your hair!
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